The Josh Innes Show - Delco Pooper Update

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

First off, we have a nominee for Father of the Year.... Second, a nice listener has send us a story that provides an update on the Delco Pooper. We discuss the important things here.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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daughter to help him with break-in. Now you might look at that, you might say to yourself, Josh, what a shitty dad making his daughter do this. I might look at it as he's trying to get his daughter into the family business. And you know what, he could be a completely just out there dad that doesn't do anything for his kids, doesn't include his kids with anything, could be a deadbeat that leaves town and never shows up again. These are all very possible things. But instead, he has his daughter 11 years old in the workforce early. Of course, his line of work is breaking into houses. Let's read the story. A Detroit man is facing multiple felonies after allegedly forcing his 11-year-old daughter

to help him break into a home, then abandoning her when they were caught in the act. Yeah, now we're talking. We're learning life lessons. Old daddy's teaching life lessons, and that life lesson is you better be fast. You got to get moving. It's every man for himself. This is interesting. Andre Stefan Curtis Broadnax, Broadnax, boy what a name. Andre Stefan Curtis Broadnax, 29, was arrested after allegedly breaking into a home on Marquette Drive near Jefferson Avenue on Detroit's east side on April 29th. According to the Wayne County Prosecutor's Office, Broadnax also drove a stolen car from Dearborn Heights

to the scene. So my man's out here doing multiple crimes. Look how you going to get to the house to rob it if you ain't got a mode of transportation. You find a mode of transportation. It's ingenuity. According to dispatchpatch Audio and Neighbors, when the homeowner's son arrived at the property around 8.45 p.m., he discovered Brodnax inside the home, which neighbors say was being renovated. After being caught, Brodnax fled on foot, leaving behind both the stolen vehicle and his 11-year-old daughter. I'll see you at home. Hey, meet me at the McDonald's on Church Street. I will be there at 915. I love you.

My auntie had actually come to the balcony and seen all the cops outside, said David Bridges who grew up on the block and whose grandmother lives next door to the home. Bridges described the area as typically quiet, but that evening police established a perimeter to search for the suspect. As me being a father of eight kids, I can't see me using none of my kids to actually break into a house or do anything to harm another person because it's wrong. Well, what's more wrong? You using your kids to break into a house or your kids being lazy bastards playing video games

all day. Which one is worse, Bridges? Detroit police eventually apprehended Broadnax, who now faces multiple charges including first degree home invasion, second degree home invasion, larceny in the building, receiving and concealing a motor vehicle, inducing a minor to commit a felony and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Dad of the year. Right now you could have just lost your life and your child, so it's really sad," Bridges said. During a hearing on Monday morning, Broaden Ax's bond was doubled to $150,000 cash and surety bond. He is scheduled

to appear in court May 14th So a man's like listen you're getting into the family business. Well, what do we do dad? We steal shit and you're gonna become part of this you are my apprentice This is an apprenticeship and we steal shit in this house and you will learn to accept that or I'm going to send you off I'm gonna send you off to a home. So do you want to stay with your dad? Good. We're stealing shit. In a way, it's kind of charming. All right. Let's play a couple commercials. We'll do another one for you. All right. If you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs, you got to check out Pick Six from DraftKings. When it comes to basketball payouts, DraftKings Pick Six posterizes the competition including price

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this is a Houston person, I don't think you were for me. The more I listened, though, the more entertained I was. Even if I don't always agree with you, you are still entertaining. Thank you. Anyways, I was pursuing the Daily Mail. I was perusing the Daily Mail. I think I'm dyslexic. I was perusing the Daily Mail site and saw they had a story about the Delco Pooper with some more details and updates since your show last week. Well, you know what, Adam? Let's see what the updates are. For those of you who don't know, the Delco Pooper was a gal in Philadelphia who got into a road rage incident. And usually when you hear about road rage incidents, you think, all right, somebody

got plugged, somebody got out and stabbed somebody, someone just deliberately rammed another person's car. No! This lady dropped trow and unleashed a super soaker of excrement right onto the hood of this person's sonata. So let's see what the Daily Mail says here. This was from yesterday. Woman's risque secret revealed after she was filmed carrying out vile act on car in road rage revenge. A woman who was filmed defecating on the hood of a car during a revolting road rage incident in Pennsylvania has now been revealed to be an adult content creator on OnlyFans.

What kind of content? She caters to foot fetishists for a monthly subscription of $7.99. Well at least she's not like pooping into shit. You know, so there was one, and we've talked about this before, but there was this one gal who had a whole thing where she would fart in jars and just send it to dudes. And she got rich farting in jars. But what it to dudes and she got rich farting in jars. But what happened was is she like started farting so much that it fucked up her insides or something and she got really sick and almost died. But she got rich just sending jars of farts to dudes because dudes are horn dogs. And weird. Christina Salametto, 44 of Ridley Park, has been charged in connection with the now viral incident that unfolded on April 29th in Prospect Park, a small

suburb just outside Philadelphia. Video footage sees Salametto getting out of her black car during a traffic dispute, walking calmly to another driver's silver sedan before squatting on the hood and defecating all over it while the driver was still inside the vehicle, blahah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Now, further investigation into Salamence's background has revealed that she is an adult content creator operating under the name Neen, that's N-E-E-N if you were into foot shit, with the handle at Neens underscore toes. Her page promises subscribers an intimate toe tally experience including decorated toenails, toe jewelry, and personalized fetish content. I must know how much money

this woman makes because she is a nasty human that shits on cars but people are into her feet and I bet she makes some bucks. Hello fans, Neen here and I would love to show you my pretty toes decorated with your favorite color nail polish, sometimes decorated in jewelry. Tip toe with me and you'll see. Come see you with my feet and toes on a fabulous journey beyond your wildest dreams. You know it's legit when they spell come C-U-M like ejaculate so you know shit's gonna be horny. There's some of the videos there's her tozers in in the sand she's just like that song toes by the Zac Brown band. Got my toes in the water toes in the sand. You're all turned on. You got your putt in your hand. Pay me

cash today." Solomito also notes she is open to special requests, a line that has taken on unsettling new relevance in light of recent events. Hey, can you shit on your feet? I'll double it. I'll give you a look. I'll double my subscription to $15 a month if you are willing to shit on those little piggies. When a reporter for Philadelphia Magazine messaged Salametto to ask her if public defecation had any connection to fetish content, she offers her response was vulgar. You want me to fucking shit on you?

I want 5K and I'm bringing a bodyguard. Ma'am." Well, I would say nobody wants that. First of all, that's such a Philadelphia response. Hey, you just want me to shit on your chest? Look, I do request, why don't you put on a fucking Eagles? Hey, I got an idea. Actually, no, let's be the guy now. Guy, Sinzor D. DM. He's like, hey listen, it's me. It's me, Pat. And look, I was wondering after I saw your Dookie video on the internets, I was wondering how much I'd have to pay

for you to come over to my house and shit on me while I'm wearing a Tony Romo jersey. What do I gotta pay for that? What kind of cash do you use charged for that? And then she responds, you want me to fucking shit on you? I want 5k and I'm bringing a bodyguard. Big Dom, probably Big Dom. If I had to guess that's who would come with her for Christina Salametto. Christina Salametto's bodyguard fresh off of going

to the White House. Here's Big Dom and he's like, hey listen here Pat, you want Christina to shit on you and Wiggler Pigly's in your little face? That's going to be $5,000 and I'm going to have to watch. Her reply was sent via a Facebook account, Salamato operates under the alias Christina M. Shithead, which is S-H-Y-T-S-H-E-A-D. Salamato now faces indecent exposure, harassment, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, and depositing waste on a highway, according to court reports. That's a crime. Who knew? What if you just had to poop really bad and there was nowhere to go?

She has not formally pleaded in court, but in her brief comments to reporters, she has claimed her response was measured and that she acted out of restraint rather than rage the other driver called me a bad name she said so I dropped a deuce instead of turning by ma'am you didn't drop a deuce though a deuce would intimate that maybe there was like a log of some sort you blasted like you took out like those John like like most people now go through the auto car wash where it does it for you. You went to the old school janky car wash where you have to get out that big gun and just unload on your car like a pressure washer. That was how you shit on that car ma'am and then claimed you didn't have to wipe.

That's a lie. Police disagree. Were there weird exchanges between you two? Yes, said Prospect Park Police Chief Dave Madonna, spelled just like the singer. Was the victim taking an aggressive stance toward the defendant? Not at all. There she is. I wonder how much she makes for showing her little piggies on the Internet. No town wants this to happen in their town, told the police chief, told NBC 10. Like, what did you ask? Like, did the, like, the NBC 10 people go up? Like, hey, excuse me, um, you know, are you guys okay with this weird lady shitting on a car in your town? The big story tonight on Action News is a woman shit on a car.

Despite the owner of the car choosing not to file a complaint, police have moved ahead with charges anyway, citing the public nature of the act and its impact on the community. Salamato has shown little remorse when asked about her actions. Court records show she told police it was a clean poop. I didn't even have to wipe. No one believes that. It was a clean poop I didn't even have to wipe. No one believes that. She appears ready to cash in on her internet fame with her Amazon wish list linked to her OnlyFans including toe rings, sexy heels, clogs, foot massagers, and a callus remover.

So that's the latest on the Delco Pooper. Right up to the minute. We will let you know if there's more information about the Delco Pooper. But again, still claiming she didn't have to wipe. Don't buy that at all. And apparently, she's into foot stuff on the internet and people spend $7.99 a month. There are people that are into tozers. Like if you go to Pornhub, there's all sorts of those kind of categories like hair. Like people have hair fetishes. You never know what you're going to get with these people and apparently people want some nasty ass Delco woman who's now

famous for shitting on a car, but they want to see her tozers. I got to know how much money this woman makes. Like does she like 7.99 a month? How many subscribers to your tozer stuff do you have? It's a real brilliant business strategy for people those we've discussed before if I were like some celebrity like a lady wrestler that gains a following in WWE even for a short period of time like the the gal that was the uh like the the military chick and then rolled out or like Mandy Rose like hundreds of thousands of people will pay five dollars a month to watch you do fucking bikini shit and probably diddle your doodles

So why not? There's a lot more money made doing that than going out lady wrestling, right? Imagine how much money Mandy Rose now makes Just like showing off her bod on only fans for doofuses. So Anyway, now she also doesn't shit on cars, but you can't want them all