The Josh Innes Show - Delusional Deshaun

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

Deshaun Watson wants everyone to know that he is gonna prove his doubters wrong. He's one of these delusional people who believes that his haters are fueled by his poor play. In reality, people hate him because he's probably a serial predator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello friends, I saw, first of all, I saw that there's a trailer for a new Cheech and Chong movie that looks fantastic. It's like a documentary slash movie. So it's not a total documentary, but it kind of is. It's like it's them being themselves, and it's kind of like just a reflection, but it's also a current movie too. It looks really fucking good and I'm not really a big Cheech and Chong guy like I thought Up in Smoke was fine but like for the most part I didn't find the Cheech and Chong stuff to be all that great I love Cheech like I'm uh like I love Cheech I love Cheech and particularly I love Cheech in 10 Cup. He's great as Romeo in 10 Cup.

To me, that's like great fucking Cheech. He's a charming guy. I love the dude. But I was never a huge Cheech and Chong guy. But I'm intrigued by the story of Cheech and Chong. So later this month, I think there's a showing on 420, Waka Waka,

and then it comes out I think on the 26th. I want to see that film. That looks like a movie that I could consume. So I'm looking forward to that. And it's called Cheech and Chong's Last Movie. So I'm into that. I saw a movie the other day that I thought was going to be better than it was. And that's not to say it was terrible. It's one of those movies that was just sort of blah. And it was a movie called The Luckiest Man in America. And it's about a dude that was on the game show Press Your Luck, which big bucks, no whammies, stop. And he got himself onto the show. And I don't know that any

of you are going to watch or care to watch this movie. And there really is no big spoil here because it's based on a true story so you can just google this story and honestly i think googling the story might be more interesting than watching the movie there's also a documentary about it kind of similar to the documentary about the dude that like was defeating the prices right but it was weird because it was a movie that was supposed to be super tense. But the stakes weren't high enough to match what the drama they were trying to sell is. Like, there's a trailer running for a movie now, and I think it's called Drop.

It is a Blumhouse movie where this woman goes out on a date and she starts getting airdropped all of these weird cryptic messages. And it turns out there's someone in her house and if she doesn't kill the guy she's on a date with this person that's sending her messages is going to kill her kids some shit now there's stakes there there's legitimate stakes like if she doesn't do this her kids die that is a serious stake well spoiler alert i'll say spoiler alert here if you guys are truly interested in seeing the luckiest man in america which i'm going to guess many of you don't even know this movie exists so it's fine but i thought it was a movie that was right up my alley so we went to see it spoiler alert the guy is doing the pressure luck equivalent of counting cards which means he watched a billion episodes and recorded a billion episodes of pressure luck and learned the pattern that the game board goes.

So he knew when to say stop on the board to make it land on big cash and no whammies. And that's why he was up like $100,000 and no one had ever done that before. But here's the thing. The guy wasn't committing a crime he was just essentially counting cards as you learn from the hangover counting cards is not illegal it's frowned upon right so uh in the case of this movie like the stakes are like what they throw him out of the fucking the the could they again i'm not gonna say what ended up happening but like do they just throw him out like what's the worst that could happen they find out that the guy is counting cards essentially has figured out their game

and then they just kick him out like cool like the stakes don't matter it's not dramatic enough so i just it was just there it was watchable but it was just what were the stakes the stakes in a movie like that have to matter like i don't know how many of you have seen quiz show which is a movie that's similar in that it's about a scandal on a game show it's based on the the true story of like the networks rigging the uh i think was it password i forgot not password i forget which game show it was but um they were rigging the game so this guy that they liked and they thought was great on tv would keep winning it so they would give him the answers charles van doren and it was and the stakes were like they were committing a crime and they could go to jail

for it right that. That's something. The stakes in this movie are, oh, we found out that he's learned the game board and now we might throw him out. Like it's it really wasn't worth the time. But it was really I mean, it's watchable, but it's kind of blah. Anyway, more to come. All right. If you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs, you got to check out Pick 6 from DraftKings.

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Like these radio people that are delusional and live in this world that's not reality. And like I look at things far too much as reality. That's one of the killers for me. One of the ways I die is I look at things far too realistically. So like even if I have good ratings, I'm like, well, those good ratings are probably just determined by one person that can go away tomorrow. And like, like, but these people, they don't know how the sausage is made. So if they see good ratings, they just assume everybody in the fucking world listens to them. And I wish I could think the way they do, but I

don't, that's just not how I am. So I admire delusional people. Maybe that's a weird thing, but I wish I could. I wish it's kind of like the same way you look at the way a kid looks at the world and you're like i wish i were completely unvarnished like a child although many of our children in this area or era are being varnished by their parents because their parents are fucking lunatics and like hey she can decide her gender whenever she's able of age to do so. And like weird fucking people. So maybe that's a bad example. But for the most part, children aren't born racist.

Children are made racist. Children aren't born homophobic. They're made homophobic, right? So you want that like newborn mentality about a lot of shit that you don't know how the world works. But I'm too jaded and I'll never have that. And some people do. A person who has these people, this person who like, let me put it this way,

a person who possesses this level of delusion is Deshaun Watson. This headline reads, Brown's Watson using doubters as comeback fuel. See, here's the problem I run into with a guy like Deshaun Watson. Let me read these. Everyone's doubting me. Everyone don't believe in me. Jesus fucking Christ, dude, you went to fucking college. Everyone don't believe it. What the fuck does that mean? Just say doesn't. Generally speaking speaking i'm not like a real

stickler for grammar like my dad's the worst speller ever like but like dude if you're trying to sell it then like i'm on my comeback and shit i know you're not a total fucking moron well maybe you are you're you make bad decisions but i don't think you're a stupid person. In fact, I think you're a sociopath. So sociopaths tend to be pretty smart people. Everyone's doubting me. Everyone don't believe in me. You just sound fucking stupid. Everyone don't think that I can get back to where I was. Just say doesn't. But I know, and I believe the work that I put in, what I believe in myself, the piece that I've been channeling these last couple of months, I know I'm going to be way better than before. The delusion is that it's like he thinks people doubt him because he sucks. And he does. And he thinks that people doubt him because of his injury.

And he has that people doubt him because of his injury, and he has an injury. But people don't doubt you or dislike you or write you off because you sucked, which you did. You are not good. You were once great. Now, it's obvious that you can be great, but can you ever be great again? I don't know. But there was one point where you were like the future of the NFL. People doubt you and dislike you because you're an assumed sexual predator, a serial sexual predator. That's why people doubt you and dislike you.

You're a weirdo. And you make a billion dollars. And your owner. Now, if you want, there is true doubt. Your owner has even said, like, yeah, we fucked this one up. So like they took a big swing when they gave up all that shit, they gave up to give Watson a fuck ton of money and he's been terrible. But it is weird to watch someone go from so good to so bad. And it's not age related or injury related. The guy just went from being fucking phenomenal. Like he was the kind of guy that

when he got on the field, you believed you were going to win. It didn't matter if you were down 19 in the fourth quarter, you felt like you were going to win. You felt like he was the kind of guy that when he got on the field you believed you were going to win it didn't matter if you were down 19 in the fourth quarter you felt like you were going to win you felt like he was going to make a big play and then like he's a joke it is fascinating another thing that's fascinating about Watson and just the whole um story of Watson is I think that now he's like officially engaged to his lady and she's all proud of it and i'm like ma'am like i don't know what goes on behind the scenes i really don't i don't know your whole backstory i don't know what it is about this guy that you love so much perhaps you believe that he's not a serial predator or maybe you know he's a serial predator that's got a 300 million dollar deal so you're like i don't give a fuck fuck them bitches right I don't know what it is but every time I see pictures and and to a

degree kind of being delusional like congrats to her for being so delusional that she can just run to social media and post constant pictures of her in the sky and talk about how much she loves him but I'm like you look fucking stupid like you just look dumb because you're this super gorgeous model chick who probably isn't super talented at anything so it's not like she's rich on her own she's got some money but like like he's obviously loaded so there's obviously incentive to stay with the guy but like ma'am you are super pretty you seemingly have some special set of skills why the fuck are you fucking around with this creep it's weird the comments come a week after brown's owner jimmy haslam's admission that the nfl's annual meetings that his team's trade for watson in march 2022 was a big swing and miss

well i mean if there's reason to be you inspired, I guess that could be that the owner thinks you suck. We thought that we had a quarterback, and we didn't. And we gave up a lot of draft picks to get him, so we've got to dig ourselves out of that hole. So the good news is Kevin Stefanski says that Watson's doing a great job with rehab. He's in here working every single day. Well, because he can't go out and get jerked off anymore. Of course, what other option does he have?

His option is to sit around and not get jerked off or at least try to work to get better at his craft. The Browns still owe Watson $46 million in each of the next two seasons and have $173 million in cap hits remaining on his contract. Now you guys are up to date with deshaun watson who wants you all all you haters to know that he's coming back so be prepared