The Josh Innes Show - Drunken Week 10 Recap

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

We are sitting around waiting for the Texans/Lions SNF game. So, we provide some alcohol fueled thoughts on week 10 in the NFL. Why the hell did the Saints win? Aaron Rodgers is trash. The Cowboys shouldn't even bother playing the rest of the season. What is the best NFL job that be open? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It is 6.02 Central. Just heard the owl outside. We're drinking beer outside because it's a nice night in St. Louis, Missouri. A little chilly. It's not really even chilly. It's been a nice day. Nice day. It's an amazing day.

It's a great day. And we've. A little chilly. It's not really even chilly. It's been a nice day. Nice day. It's an amazing day. It's a great day. We've just been watching football. There's still 11 and a half minutes to go in the Eagles-Cowboys game, but Kenny Pickett is in the game. It's shocking. Just shocking when you really think about it is that Kenny Pickett was a first-round draft pick. Holy shit. He's in the game now for the Eagles because the Eagles are up 25 and this game has been a waste of time because the Cowboys are a waste of time. Uh, I'm not a big abortion guy, as you know, like I don't want to get super political here. Um, like, you know, I don't like to see, you know,

like I don't care if a woman has an abortion, whatever, do whatever. It's your body. You do whatever. You just don't do it when the baby's like six, seven months old. The Cowboys are an abortion. And I honest to God don't think they should play football for the rest of the year. If you think about what the Cowboys have done, they're down 25 at home to the Eagles. They lost by like 30 at home to the Saints, who are awful. They were down huge to the Ravens and, you know, rallied in the fourth quarter because that's what Dak does. He just goes out and, you know, like, oh, we're down 30. Watch this, guys. I'll cut it to seven.

The Cowboys are truly dreadful, and they're going to fall to three and six. So their season's over. That division just comes down now to Washington. Now, Washington lost today. Thursday, I think Thursday's going to be good. It's Eagles and Commanders, right? Yeah, that's a big one. Now, my man Rusty, he didn't throw for the yards I needed him to throw for,

but let me tell you how much I love this Rusty. Let me tell you a little story about Rusty Wilson. So Rusty Wilson gets shit on all the time by all the Internet people because he's a goober, he's a goofball, he's a dork, he's not black enough, his girlfriend, their wife's got a penis, whatever people accuse him of. But let me tell you something. Rusty Wilson, all he's done is gone out since he was put in, I guess this is now his third game, 3-0, since he's come in. It was, oh my God, you should probably just keep going

with the guy that's already in there because, I mean, come on, why would you go away from that? We got to ride with Justin Fields. All that's happened is now you got a motherfucker who can throw, and now Rusty's out there just throwing dimes and dimes. That touchdown that he connected on to win the game, what a fucking stud. Rusty is a solid player. And, like, the fact that the whole world just wants to shit on him because he's a goober and he's a fucking cornball and all that shit, that's fine.

All I know is that Rusty Wilson is 3-0 and Mike Tomlin looks like a fucking genius. Because when Mike Tomlin decided to put him in, you know what happened, Jelly? They were like, oh my god, this guy, what a fucking dumb move because Justin Fields is great. And fucking Tomlin with his sweet-ass aviators and his leather jackets looking like fucking Omar Epps. He goes, you know what, motherfucker? Here's what I'm going to do. I'm doing this because I want to see what he's got. And if he fails, that's on fucking me.

And all that's happened is three and fucking O's since then. Yeah, Tomlin looks really fucking smart. What was the quote after the first game where he's like, that's why I'm good at this? I forget what he said, but it was fucking awesome. Fucking boss, man. So good for him. Good for the Steelers. I'm liking watching the Steelers play.

Again, I didn't hit a bunch of stuffers. I'm liking watching the Steelers play. Again, I didn't hit a bunch of stuff today. I hit a couple of things today, but I mean, I've lost more than I've won today. A lot of my guys didn't come through for me. That happens. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. I don't know what the fuck to tell you, but I'll tell you this. I'm enjoying watching the Steelers play. I don't believe they're a Super Bowl contender right now. Again, the Chiefs are a Super Bowl contender. The Ravens are a Super Bowl contender. And the Lions are a Super Bowl contender. Now, it's important to note, the Texans game has not started.

We're going to be super hammered when the Texans game is over. We've got our Texans gear on. We're Texaned up. We're ready to go. Just know, another interception from the Cowboys. I mean, this game's a fucking embarrassment. Like, literally, why is this game on television? This is fucking terrible. What I don't understand about the Cowboys, I mean, this game's a fucking embarrassment. Like, literally, why is this game on television? This is fucking terrible.

What I don't understand about the Cowboys, the game's over. They put Trey Lance in for one play and the crowd got really excited. I think he's back in. Is he? That's him. I think he just threw that pick, but they did. You're right. They took him out again. That's Trey Lance. Jilly, how can you confirm that that's

Trey Lance? His number. That's exactly how you can. Yeah, this is an embarrassment. The Cowboys are a joke. We know they're a joke. And even when their quarterback was healthy, they were a joke. But my God, what are we doing here? Now, this is before the Texans game, as I noted.

We're ready for the Texans game. Here's my fear for the Texans game. What's that? It's going to be like LSU-Bama 2.0. I don't know that anything could be that fucking bad. Oh, it could. Nico is out. There was hope that he would play, so we get no Nico Collins.

Will Anderson is out. The Lions are really good, and the Jets, who just got walloped by the Cardinals, beat the shit out of the Texans last week. Just to tell you that there can be games that are as bad as the LSU game, Eagles 34, Cowboys 6, but let me tell you about a miracle. Like, listen, we're... Maybe the Cowboys, maybe they'll score that garbage stud here at the end too. Maybe, but let me tell you about a miracle. Now, some of you may not believe in miracles, but I do. It's because last night I had a bet, and it was for Kyron Lacy. I had a boost on FanDuel that was plus 50%. I took Kyron Lacey over 70 receiving yards. He of LSU for those who don't know. Yes, Kyron Lacey of LSU. With the

boost, it got it up to plus 150 or some shit. It was a nice number. Put 200 in my account on it, 200 bucks on Kyron Lacey. The whole game, it looks like it's not going to hit because LSU is a joke. LSU is down by like a million points. I think at the time it was 42 to six, but for some reason, LSU just left their starters in at the end of the game. And on their last offensive play of the game, they threw a 12 yard touchdown pass to Kyron Lacey that got him over 70 fucking yards. And I hit that. It was a miracle. It was God looking down upon me. He says, listen, friend, I know that you root for LSU. They're Bama's bitch. We get that.

But we're going to let you have one shining moment, NCAA tournament style. The ball is tipped, and there you are. You know what I love about this game, by the way, that's on right now? There's nine minutes to go and the game has been over since the second fucking quarter. They keep putting the Cowboys on TV and it's great. When the Saints played the Cowboys, I believe that was a Tony Romo game, I think. And the Saints beat the shit out by 40. The Saints are one of the worst teams in the NFL and they beat the shit out of these losers. And then, God, the Cowboys just keep getting pummeled, and it's beautiful.

Just to show you how bad things are for the Cowboys right now, and it's gorgeous to watch. Not that I'm some Cowboy hater by any means. I'm not these meathead Philadelphia radio people who live to root against Dallas. There's not a team in the NFL that I feel that way about. Currently, I feel that way about Sean Payton, which, ha-ha, double birds to you, cunt face. But outside of that, I'm a Saints fan, and there are people in New Orleans celebrating that, hey, we won because we beat the Falcons.

I don't care about that kind of shit. I'd rather the Saints lose every game and go get the number one pick. But there are people that are just celebrating because they beat the Falcons. Cool, right? But when I watch this, it's like, holy shit, it's hysterical because the Cowboys are on TV every week and they're fucking terrible. Well, next Monday, it's the Cowboys and the Texans. Well, look, if the Texans-

Loser leaves the state. Loser leaves the state, kids. You got that? Oh my God. And again, the Texans haven't even played it. Maybe the Texans are going to shock us. When you guys hear this on Monday, it's going to be a weird trajectory or it might just be a perfect trajectory. Maybe you'll listen to this and you'll be like, well, it turns out the Texans haven't even played it. Maybe the Texans are going to shock us. When you guys hear this on Monday, it's going to be a weird trajectory. Or it might just be a perfect trajectory.

Maybe you'll listen to this and you'll be like, well, it turns out the Texans got their asses kicked. Yeah, but then it'll be nice when they play the Cowboys. And they should, regardless, kick their ass. And I'd assume Nico would be back next week. And Nico could make some big plays on these guys because who can't? I know. They're terrible. It's awful.

So at least if we get our asses handed to us by the Lions tonight, we should have a nice cleanse against the cowboys next week well that's the hope and who knows maybe they beat the the lions tonight probably not but i know i have a couple of bets in on that game tonight so we'll see how it goes um my dude a lot of my shit didn't work out today like i had saquon to rush for 93 yards he's not close to that he's actually only about 28 yards short but his first half was terrible um i had a couple of things that hit a couple of tight end plays my white tight end dudes uh uh mcbride trey mcbride hit uh uh kelsey hit a couple of things hit a lot of things didn't hit aaron rogers god what what joy it is to watch aaron rogers continue to suck ass like he's just dog shit. No offense

to dogs and their excrement, but it's fucking amazing. Like, he's terrible. They scored six points a day after they went out and beat the Texans. Like, that was some big shit. The Texans have no offensive line. Congratulations. And then you go out and you lose your shit. God, it's beautiful. God. God, what else happened in the league? Well, if we go back to yesterday, LSU got embarrassed. My heart hurts. But it was so bad that it was one of those games that was over so early that I had time to be hurt and then get over it. So I'm over it at this point. I hate Brian Kelly. I hate the defensive coordinator, Blake Baker. I hate the quarterback, Garrett Nussmeyer. I hate all you sons of bitches. I at least love Kyron Lacey for getting over 70 yards so I can hit that thing last night. That's

nice. God, imagine being, again, I know I'm all over the place. We've been drinking all afternoon, so understand that. But imagine being Zeke Elliott. And four or five years ago, it's Thanksgiving. You're jumping into the little pot on Thanksgiving for the Salvation Army, you're like big shit. Like, yeah, you lifted up, you pulled down some gal's top on a parade, float and showed her titties, but for the most part, you seem like a decent guy, whatever. And then now you've been banished to playing with the Cowboys again, and you're playing in a 34-6 game, and your quarterback is Trey fucking Lance. It's a thing of beauty. And you fumbled.

Now, again, they weren't going to win the game anyway. But I think at the time, the score was either 14-6 or 7-6. No, it was very close. He fumbled going into the end zone. Like fumbled at the four-yard line. So I want to say they were either about to take the lead or they were going to cut it to one. I think it was 7-6 when he fumbled. So, God, that's spectacular.

I mean, imagine falling off a cliff. This is going to be a dumb question. Where the fuck did Zeke play in the years that he wasn't? Was it Baltimore? Oh, yeah, that was in New England. That's it. By the way, New England, congrats on showing up today and beating the Bears. They have to fire Iberflues, right? This has to be it. By the way, New England, congrats on showing up today and beating the Bears. They didn't fire Eberflus, right?

This has to be it. You lost to the Patriots at home. You didn't even score a touchdown against the Patriots. And my dumbass took a bet for every team in the league to score a touchdown. I forget, who was it that said, like, I'm not going to go there? And they're like, hey, do you think the coaches still have the locker room? I don't want to go there. They don't.

It was one of the receivers like dj moore maybe um but yeah they're just they are a disaster and it's fun and again kicking myself kicking yourself for not taking jayden daniels for rookie of the year way back when yeah when he was like plus 400 and caden or caden oh god caleb was like you know know, minus 1,000. Yeah, we should have done that. They're a disaster. I don't think they'll fire the coach, but here's what I don't get about firing coaches, if we can have a frank discussion here. Here's my problem with the idea of not firing coaches, right?

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that's what i'm saying you're four and six fire the dipshit the saints waited seven consecutive losses to fire dennis allen who by the way in his first two years didn't even make the fucking playoffs he's a loser in his career he's 30 under.500 as a head coach with the Saints and the Raiders. And they didn't fire him. And the only reason they fired the son of a bitch is because the players went to the owner and were like, we're not going to play for this guy because he's a fucking chode. And then you know what ended up happening? They end up firing the guy, and this dingus, the special teams coach that they have as their coach,

wins a game which pisses me off. You're 2-7. He poops a lot. Well, okay, if you guys haven't heard that story. As it turns out. So what's this fucking guy's name? Disick? No.

Dizzy? Dizzy? Drizzy? Drizzy Drake? I forgot the guy's. It's not Disick. You're thinking of the guy from the Chargers. No, the Rizzer.

The Rizzer. They call him the Rizzo. It's Rizzy, but you're thinking of the guy from the Chargers. No, the Rizzer. The Rizzer. They call him the Rizzo. It's Rizzy, I think is the name. I care so little about the Saints and want them to lose every fucking. Karen Rizzy. Rizzy. I want them to lose so bad that I didn't even pay attention. Right, so this guy is their special teams guy.

I believe he's a special teams coach. And he is now their head coach for the rest of the season. After the game, the game they won 20-17, that my man, by the way, that's another thing I hit was the passing yards for Kirk. Thanks, Kirk. You always come through. Same thing with Flacco. He came through, but Kirk came through. He turned the ball over too many times against the shitty Saints team, but this guy Rizzi is the coach now for the Saints. After the game, he's like, well, you know, guys, I thought things were going to be a bad thing because I showed up and I was in the head coach's dressing

room, and this is the first time I'd ever been in there, and I clogged the toilet. I'm like, this is what we fucking are? Some hillbilly that can't fucking control his shits enough, that's shitting logs enough to clog the goddamn toilet? We're charmed by this? What are we doing? It's the fact that he made the joke. He's like, and I thought, boy, this means it's going to be a crappy day. Waka waka! You know, he thought of that the whole day. Like, he was waiting to deliver that line.

Make it stop. I just want the Saints to lose every game, and maybe they can get a quarterback. Maybe they'll get Shador. Shador went out there. The fucking Colorado, they just keep winning. Also, who's the guy that was just traded to the Cowboys? We were like, why did the Cowboys make a trade? Remember, he came from- Oh, the just keep winning. Also, who's the guy that was just traded to the Cowboys? We were like, why did the Cowboys make a trade? Remember he came from?

Oh, the receiver from Carolina. You realize he's probably like, yes, I'm out of Carolina. Oh, Dallas and Carolina both have three wins. Correct. I mean, dude, Carolina earlier today, and I told you Carolina would beat the Giants. So Carolina won that game earlier. They now have three wins. That's back-to-back wins for the first time ever in the career of Bryce Young. So they've won two. They're not any good.

I want to be very clear. They suck. But they won. So the interesting thing about Carolina and just the whole situation as it sets up, not even Carolina, they're not interesting, but the Giants, I don't know if they're going to fire their coach during the season or not, but people talk about which jobs are good jobs. And we talked about this on the pod last week. The Cowboys are eventually going to fire Mike McCarthy, whether it's right now after they're three and six or at the end of the year or whatever. I don't think they'll fire him right now. What's the point? I think your season's kind of over. You got a backup quarterback in. I mean, your quarterback's done for the rest of the year and you sucked with your starting quarterback. But the Giantsants job may be the worst job

that's going to be available. Worse than the Saints. The Saints are only stuck with one more year of Derek Carr and they're probably going to have, you would think they're going to have a high draft pick. But at this point, the Giants are in line for the number one pick. But the problem is they're stuck with their quarterback. They paid him too much and they're stuck with him. Same with the Cowboys who just paid a fuck ton of money to Dak. So like Dak and the Giants, they're fucked because they're stuck with these guys. Now like the Bears, I would look at the Bears job and say, maybe Caleb doesn't suck and maybe he's just a product of the environment that he's in. That could be. Or he might just suck. I don't know. But like, I'll get like if I had a chance to coach that team, I'd at least be like, okay, maybe he's got that could be or he might just suck i don't know but like i'll get like if i had a

chance to coach that team i'd at least be like okay maybe he's got a chance he was a heisman trophy guy like maybe he doesn't suck maybe it's just a disaster of a situation the coach is a dipshit as it turns out getting a haircut and growing a beard doesn't make you a good coach it just turns out you're still a shitty coach but with a nice beard and you look nicer that's it so like if i had an opportunity to coach the bears, I'd say the Bears is a better job. If we think about the jobs that are going to be open, Bears' job is going to be open. Cowboys' job is going to be open. Saints' job is open unless they hire a fucking dude that clogs the toilet on his first day on the job.

You know they're going to. I know, and I'm going to kill myself at that point. They're going to win next week, too. They're playing who? They're hosting the Browns. Oh fuck my life. Browns poop. I mean see. Oh god. I'm surprised he won't go up there after that next game and go we had to drop the Browns off

at the pool. Jesus. He just makes a poop joke every week. That would be fucking epic. He makes poop puns and shit. He's like well you know I clogged the toilet last week and this week I dropped the browns off at the pool. Ha, ha, ha. Unless Jameis comes in and says, I'm back.

I hope Jameis does. I hope Jameis comes in there and bends these fuckers over. Why? Because I want the Saints to lose every game. He won't. He won't, but it'd be nice if he would. So, Cowboys job's going to be open. Saints open, which is open right now.

Probably the Bears. The Giants is going to be open. Saints open, which is open right now. The Giants is going to be open. The Bears. There's four. There's a couple others that were high. Tampa may end up being... Dude, Tampa keeps losing. Tampa could end up being open. But if you look at all the jobs that are going to be open in the NFL, I would argue the Saints

job may be among the best if they continue to lose because you're going to have a chance to draft a quarterback. Even though this is not a good quarterback year, but maybe Shador is the dude. I don't know. Maybe I'm drunk, but long shot firing. Do the Bengals fire their coach? Yes. I think they very well could.

I wouldn't. I don't think it's his fault their defense is terrible. He clearly is a good offensive coach. Joe, they threw for 400-something fucking yards on Thursday. So I don't think he's terrible, but I'd say that there's a chance. Yeah, why not? I mean, they very well could, especially if they miss the playoffs. I forgot the Jets' job is technically

open, too. Oh, that's true. Dude, all these fucking shows I did last week I didn't even think about the Jets. But yes, the Jets' job is open. And the Jets' job's a bad job at this point, because who knows how long Aaron's going to be there. But the Jets' job's always a bad job, because the Jets are fucking cursed.

It's a joke of an organization. The Jaguars' job is probably going to be open. So Jets, Jaguars, Giants. Okay, so the two New York teams, the Jags, the Saints is open. Cowboys will be open. Maybe Tampa's going to be open. Maybe Cincinnati. Maybe Cincinnati. The Bears is open. Cowboys will be open. Maybe Tampa's going to be open. Maybe Cincinnati. Maybe Cincinnati.

The Bears, probably. The Bears will definitely be open. So there's going to be six or seven jobs. And if you have to break down which of these jobs are good jobs or bad jobs or rank them one through seven or whatever it is, I would argue that if you have the chance to have a top three or four pick and you're the new coach of the Saints and you might have a chance to get a quarterback now again you're stuck with Derek Carr for a year but you can live with that like and I and by the way the Saints will give you

plenty of time look at Gail Benson Gail Benson who's a good owner did not fire this shitty shit stain of a coach until the players came to her and were like he he's got to go. And they're like, okay, I'll fire him. I think another outside opening could be the Dolphins. I wouldn't fire him. Now, again. I like McDaniel a lot. Me too, but they kind of suck. You have all your weapons back now. You have no excuse.

Correct. And they keep losing. The problem is these last two weeks were bad for them. If they would have won these last two after the injury to Tua, you'd be like, okay, they're alive. They're not dead yet because the AFC, you know, you hover around. I think if they lose tomorrow, Monday, I think they're right. Who are they playing? The Rams.

And they could. God, I love the Rams, too. So that's what I'm saying. I think he's definitely in that realm of possibility of being fired. No one loves your little cute shit when you're not winning. Like when you're quirky and wacky and crazy. Oh, you know what? Oh, the job is open tech. Well, no, I guess it's not. Never mind.

What's that? I was going to say the Raiders, but it's not open. They just hired that guy. No, but I mean, they could fire him at the end of the year. I mean, basically, they just kept him after they fired homeboy. So, yeah, there's a lot of potential openings in there in the league right now. So this is not like a – like if you rank them, I don't think the Cowboys job is good at all. You get meddling owner, right?

So you've got a meddling owner. You've got a shitty quarterback. I say shitty. I shouldn't be that mean to Dak. Dak is fine. But like Dak is a guy that you're going to sit there with and you have to be committed to him because he's your fucking guy for the next x number of years because you signed him so you're stuck with him you're stuck with an owner that's a meddler you're stuck with the GM because the GM is the meddling owner so like this is not a good job other than hey I'm the most popular guy in the

world because I coach the Cowboys do we think Belichick comes back and coaches that's it's interesting you say that to me this is the kind of job that actually would make, like this is the kind of job the Cowboys job is one that you would go, someone like Belichick would have to come back to because it's ready made in theory because you're not

drafting a quarterback. Like in theory you should be ready to win now. So like this would be a Belichick type job. And I think you need to know how to handle Jerry. You need somebody who can go back at him. You need somebody who can tolerate Jerry. Jerry will probably make a young coach cry. I feel like you need a Belichick.

Look, they've tried the young up-and-coming coordinator before. That's when they hired Jason Garrett. And he stuck around for a long time. One thing you can say about Jerry is he's not just firing randos. He's not just firing dudes at a whim. He keeps them around like McCarthy here. They're holding on to him. They could have fired him. If they would have, who knows what would have happened.

The Colts job may be open too. It very well could. My boy Flacco the last two weeks. He got me the yards today. Blessed. But they're a mess. Because they're going to go back to Richardson at some point, and they're a mess. And now I think they should. I thought they made the right decision when they were 4-4 after they lost to the Texans.

Try your boy and see if you can make a run at the playoffs because the Texans, I think, they're going to lose tonight. Now, again, you might listen to this tomorrow and be like, ha, you were totally wrong, you fat fuck. I hope we are. Totally. Totally. But the Texans may very well be 6-4 at the end of tonight. So they could be 6-4 tonight. And if you were the Colts, here's what the Colts messed up.

They should have taken dipshit Richardson out when they were playing the Texans and had a chance to win that game. That could have changed things. It didn't. It is what it is. That's life. That's what all the people say. You're riding high in April, you shot down May. Doesn't matter. But now that you're four and six and you're kind of dead, I think this is where you go back to the guy and people will

judge you for it. They'll say you have no fucking clue what you're doing and that's fine. They'll judge and shit on you and whatever. Look, I understand why you did it. You were four and four. I believe you had a better shot of winning football games with Flacco. I was wrong. Flacco fucking sucks. The whole thing's a fucking disaster. I was wrong. We are all over the place, but back to, I think, what started this thing,

I do think the Bears' job is good. Oh, yeah, I agree. Because, like, first of all, you've got a lot of weapons at receiver. To bring it back. You've got weapons at receiver, and you've got a dude who's only played one year in the league, so in theory he hasn't been ruined yet. He's not broken yet. Maybe not, and you find the right guy with him.

I think it's a good job. The Bears have a history of letting their coaches that they're going to fire anyway pick the fucking quarterback, and then they ruin the fucking quarterback. You saw it with Justin Fields. Who was the coach before Eber Flus? It was Nagy. And then John Fox was the coach there before that. And I forgot the quarterback they drafted when he was there.

Oh, Mitch Trubisky. So like yeah, like it's a fucking mess there. But I agree with you. I think the Bears job's a good job. I think Bears is a good job at this point. I think the Saints is a pretty good

job. What do we think about Trevor Lawrence being that that job's probably going to be open? That's another one that you have to inherit him. And that makes it lower. Like I was talking to, I was listening to Matt one day, Matt in Baton Rouge, and he's talking about how good these jobs are. And he's like, well, good. You get to inherit Trevor Lawrence. That's

good. Is it? Like, is it good to inherit Dak? He's already been through two coaches now, Trevor Lawrence. He's already been inherited by Doug P. Yeah, so. He had the Urban Meyer disaster. Yeah, so. He might be broken. Like, he's fine.

But, like, if it's just a matter of do you, like, what makes a good job? And Matt had kind of dismissed the idea. And he's a big Saints guy. But he dismissed the idea that the Saints job could be a good job. And I'm like, dude, the Saints job is a solid job. Why is the Saints job a solid job? Especially if they get rid of the fucking GM, which they may not. And if they don't, it's not a good job.

But again, you've only got like one more year of shitty Derek Carr. In theory, if the Saints continue on their current trajectory, which should be to be a top two or three pick, you may get a quarterback in all of this. Who's a good quarterback this draft? Shador? Shador would be the guy. Is Shador the best? Yes, currently right now.

We discussed this yesterday. Carson Beck kind of blows. No, not kind of blows. Carson Beck is dog shit. Nussmeyer blows. But Nussmeyer's going to be back at LSU next year. Alabama quarterback. I don't think he's great.

Oh, God. Jalen Milrow? Fuck no. Okay, let me tell you about – okay. That's what I'm saying. It's not a good quarterback here. Who are we losing for here? Well, I think Shador is your best bet. They're not going to get the first pick. No, but that doesn't mean the team that gets the first pick will take Shador. It could be a team. What if the Giants get the first pick? They have a quarterback that they're stuck with. Yeah, but they're dumb. They'll take him anyway and waste him. Maybe, but

wait, there's an apple... In Houston, is that our Applebee's? That's our Applebee's! Wait, no, it's next to it. No, that Applebee's... So they just did this on NBC. This is random. So there's an Applebee's in Houston.

That Applebee's is the one that's off of 610 and... Oh, but 290. 290. Dude, I fucked with that Applebee's. I fucked with the touch tunes at that Applebee's and played all the fucking Neil Diamond. Our Applebee's is the Stafford Applebee's? Yes, but I have fucked with that very Applebee's. That is an Applebee's that I did bad shit at.

That's my Applebee's. This is like how stupid we are. We both just pause what we're talking about. We're like, oh my God, Applebee's is on TV. We have been to that Applebee's. I'm fairly certain that's that Applebee's that's right over there when you make the curve around 610 or you could go to 290. And I think that's what that is. I think that is that Applebee's.

We've been to that Applebee's. And we- Hey, salute to the vets, though. Active duty and veterans. Free meal on Veterans Day from Applebee's. Way to go. Go get yourself some wonton tacos, and thank you for serving our country, you beautiful sons of bitches. Go Navy.

Go Air Force. Go Army. Go all you Army and Navy and all you. You fucking rule. But that's, I think. So do you remember that one night? Listen, I have a history of fucking with the touch tunes at the Applebee's. I have done some bad shit at the Applebee's.

I play music that people are like, why is this playing? But then sometimes at the Applebee's I play music they love. It's all well and good. But that was the Applebee's where I played all those Neil Diamond songs. And they were like, what the fuck is happening? And I'm like, I don't know, bro. Who's playing all this Neil Diamond shit? It wasn't Neil Diamond.

You played all the Neil Diamond songs at McElroy's downtown and they were pissed. But there was some song you kept playing at this Applebee's. I want to say it was like I Am I Said or some shit. Might have been, but I don't know. Also, they're showing the Saints highlights. This dickhead little man here, Young Huay Cu, decides to drill a 60-yarder when

the Saints season's still, you know, in check here. And then today he misses three fucking field goals in a game that I want the damn Falcons to win. They were a disaster at the end of that game. I don't know what the Falcons were doing. I think you played win beneath my wings like five times at this Applebee's.

And they got all pissed. And I was like, I don't know who's doing this. I have no clue. Neil was definitely the downtown McElroys. Oh, no, We fucked hard. Dude, the people at that bar were pissed. They were mad. Totally.

Oh, God. You're tipping your... Let me tell you. Rizzy, as a Saints fan, congrats. You're tipping your cap because you won this game. I'm happy for you. It's cute. But fuck off.

Don't keep winning games. The season's over. They should have fired the coach well before it got to this keep winning games the season's over they should have fired the coach well before it got to this point maybe the season might have been alive it's not alive it is dead we are very much dead i hate you i hate the saints but he is gonna keep winning because he wants that job he interviewed like when dennis allen got hired god imagine like you had an option to hire anyone and you're like you know who i'm gonna hire dennis fucking allen god maybe the saints ownership isn't good. Maybe they suck.

But then again, the GM has a hard-on for Dennis Allen, so I don't know what to tell you. I'm broken. LSU got their dicks knocked off last night. My God, what a disaster. I mean, it was so hyped. Everybody's like, the place is full. It's a great time. Pat's there.

Jilly's fucking lover, Pat, is there. It's a great time. He was getting them all hyped up on the game day. The game day was really fun and then the game happened. Fuck. What a terrible time. Your brother-in-law?

CJ was on the game day. My stepbrother CJ who was in the Marines. He was in the Marines, yeah. He was on fucking game day, so good for him. He's not the doof that kicked the field goal. You missed that, but the guy that kicked the field goal from Baton Rouge was the worst one yet. That's fun.

Yeah, I think he almost killed a couple people. Nothing wrong with that. That's fine. After watching that game last night, they were probably sad they didn't die. But anyway, all right, so what we're going to do here, it's 6.30, so the game starts in about 50 minutes. So I'm going to go try to cut this rump roast that I smoked. I don't think it's going to be good, but I was looking for something different to do today on the smoker, so I bought a rump roast. Are we going to have to order Taco Bell?

Yes. I'm going to say more than likely. 90% likelihood we have to. I'm going to say more than likely. 90% likelihood we have to. I'm going to see if this rump roast is any good. And then tonight we will probably reconvene after the Texans. Are we doing Texans touchdown shots? Oh, of course. We haven't done any shots at all today.

And we were supposed to do LSU touchdown shots last night. We had to do one, and it came with 12 seconds to go in the game. That is also a gambling win shot. Are we doing a pre-game shot for the Texans game to get ready? I'm in. Let's go. Do you want to do it right now? I'll do that shit right now. I don't give a shit. I'll do a shot right now. I'll get a little tequila. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll do that. So we'll do a shot. I'm going to see if my rump roast is any good. And then we shall reconvene, hopefully, after a Texans victory. I don't think it's going to be a Texans victory, but we shall reconvene after hopefully after a texans victory i don't think it's going to be a texans victory but uh we shall see and we will uh we will talk then i like that

guy george kittle he's really come through for me this season good i watched him on that receiver show and now i like him i used to think he was a douche but now i like him his wife has very thick bushy eyebrows that are weird but i like like them. They seem like nice people. I think we would hang out with George Kill and his wife. Because they don't have kids. It's just them and their dogs. And they like to party. They take a party bus to the games.

I feel like us and the Kittles would be really good friends. Well, I'm ready to be a friend with the Kittles. All right. So we shall reconvene after the Texans. Hopefully a victory.