The Josh Innes Show - Erotic Television

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

I somehow stumbled upon a tv show called "A Teacher" with Kate Mara. It's a show about a lady teacher who has a relationship with a student. This got me thinking about movies and tv shows with actual celebrities having sex scenes. It's one thing to watch porn. That doesn't leave anything to the imagination. A wonderfully filmed erotic scene from a major motion picture can be elite. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'll look it up on Wikipedia, which lead me to click to something else on Wikipedia. And then before you know it, I've looked at like a thousand things on Wikipedia, and it's taken me somewhere I had no intentions of going. So I have no idea. How you know what it was? I know exactly how it happened, which is sad. So like, I don't know why on my on my Twitter, like, like random, like bot posts will pop up that have like sex scenes from movies.

I don't know what that says about me, but you'll see like certain sexual things from movies. I've never seen real movies, not like porn or anything, but like movies and then somebody will like I'll look at it. I go boy. That's kind of hot. What is what movie is this from and somebody will have already grok it and been like hey grok. What movie is this and the scene? Look like some people were about to get it on a car. So someone Grok'd it and they're like, What movie is this? And they're like, Well, this is from the 2001 FX show A Teacher, which

stars Kate Mara and the dude from Love, Simon. He's like a high school dude in the movie or in the TV show. It's like a 10 part show. And basically, she's a teacher that bangs the student, which again, it's a hypocrisy in the world. I'm aware of this, but lady teachers banging male students isn't as taboo, obviously, as the other shit, which like whatever, I don't make the rules, but it just isn't, right? We view things differently when like 17, 18 year old dude is banging the teacher versus the girl banging the teacher it is what it is and it's i mean i don't i don't even know how to put it okay but that's just the understood thing about the world so i'm intrigued

by this show because i'm like oh it looks like Kate Mara might be getting it on in this movie and for whatever reason like i find Kate Mara all, not as much as I used to find her alluring. Like she was super duper cute in that movie about the football team playing crash, the Mara, we are Marshall, super cute. I was also a big Rooney Mara guy, particularly Rooney Mara at the beginning of the Zuckerberg movie where she like basically she dumps him at the beginning of the movie and I thought she was, she looked good. She's kind of weird looking now. One of them I want to say is one of them married to Joaquin Phoenix? Anyway so point being I went and searched for this show and then like a true you know like I wanted to be a critic and see if this was a good show so of course I just fast forward to all the

sex and you know I have commercials on my Hulu which makes it kind of tough because we get our Hulu through Disney like basically we got our Hulu through Disney Plus or we get the Hulu via Jillie's phone deal or something and they won't let us pay an extra two bucks or something to get without commercials so we're very you know very particular about shit we watch on Hulu because we have to watch commercials so it's kind of a pain in the ass to have to fast-forward and do the commercials and everything but there was some love-making that did occur in

that and it was good times I made it through like four episodes of whoopee and I didn't want to see when the show started getting kind of dramatic or whatever maybe I'll continue it I don't know I just wanted to see if Rudy Morrow like you know and it was a it was a good type of whooping that was happening too because, like, erotica can get too graphic. Let me give you a little lesson in erotica. Actually, hold on, let me play some commercials. Then I'll give you a lesson in erotica. The NBA finals are finally here and after spending the playoffs all over the PIXIX from Draft Kings. Well, we're ready for the championship round and this is your last shot to win some real cash before

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So it's just this dude's balls and you're like, why do I want to see this? I don't want to see this guy's balls bouncing around everywhere. So like sometimes you just want to see erotica that's like sensual, right? And sometimes you can get that from these kind of, you know, premium cable channels that are allowed to push the limits farther than they used to, but can't get super graphic. And it's actually better. So that's kind of what you got on this show with Kate Mara, who I really liked in We we are Marshall I don't know everything else she's ever been in but she had like she was a cute like 60s looking girl I was early 70s looking girl and at the end of the movie like she like you know her boyfriend had died on the plane crash or whatever and then she'd like be friends

the dad and then at the end of the movie he's like you need to get the fuck out of Marshall and go do something with your life and bliggity blue. And she does. And then like she gets in a convertible and you hear Ventura Highway playing. I'm like, boy, what a life this gal lead. What does this have to do with anything you might be asking? Like, Josh, what? Why do I care? And the answer is, I don't know. It just randomly came to my mind. But I will say that when you watch, you watch your motion

pictures or your television programs that have sexual scenes that are not of a pornographic nature, but of like a softcore pornographic slash rated R version, I find myself enjoying those more, maybe because a lot of them feature actual celebrity people that are famous and you feel like you're seeing something you shouldn't see. Like, look, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm going to shoot you guys straight. Between you, me and the wall. We're all buddies here. We're in the trust tree, are we not? Sometimes when I hear that there's like a show that I've never heard of before

and I'll see it and it's like TVMA and I know that I have the show because I'm watching the streaming platform that it's on or in much like the case like with this Kate Marr show I saw something about it on the interwebs I will then search it out and then I will fast forward through every episode just to watch the whoopee scenes. Am I a monster? Perhaps. Am I the worst? Maybe. But I really don't give a shit what happens in the show. I just want to see how you depict the Whoopi making. Sometimes I'll work backwards though. Like I'll fast forward and watch all the Whoopi and then I'll go restart the show and be like, I see where this end up. That's weird too. Like sometimes I'll

watch middle episodes of a show and be like, hey see what this and that's weird too. Like sometimes I'll watch middle episodes of a show and be like, hey, I kind of like this. I'm going to go back in time now and now watch this show after I've watched a handful of episodes of it. But there was a show called The Affair, I think is what it was called. And I think it was on Showtime and there's four seasons of this show and it's just about this dude that cheats on his wife and this lady that cheats on her husband. I think the dude in the show, I think what I recall him from

was I want to say he was the kind of like the co-star of that rock star movie with with Marky Mark. I think what's that guy's name? Is it Dominic West? Let's see Dominic West. It is so that's who that was and he was in and I think he was in Rockstar. That's what I know this guy from. I think were you in Rockstar? Yes, Rockstar and then I don't know what the hell else this guy was in. I'm sure he was another shit. But he was in that. And then there's this chick Ruth Wilson and Maura Tierney, who

Maura Tierney, who's now 60, by the way, Maura Tierney, elite level mom hot of like the mid 90s early 2000s. She was on that. She was the mom in Liar Liar. But like she's gotten older. I think she's actually gotten hotter big more attorney guy here and I think she goes to pound town like once the show look I understand that I'm having an immature like conversation that a 14 year old boy would have with his buddy like hey did you see hot springs

hotel you should watch it but like I enjoy if I'm going to see erotica I'd actually prefer to watch this over like the hub. I don't know if other people are like that or not, but like it's it's quick and like it's not overly graphic and it's enjoyable. So I did that. It's the same thing that I did with the show with Elvis's granddaughter. What's her name? She was in the Joe Paterno movie. That's where I first saw her. That was not a movie that you would like to

watch for sexual purposes, by the way. But it was the other one. It was a girlfriend experience, I think was the name of the show. And basically, she's just like getting plowed in the show. And I'm like, well, this is a fun show. I don't know what happens. Because again, I just fast forward through it. Is that problematic? Am I a monster? I don't know what happens because again, I just fast forward through it. Is that problematic? Am I a monster? I don't know. You know, I'm just curious to see what happens. I don't care. Like the story means nothing to me. It is a dull

story and I'm not interested in it and I'm just like no thank you. Like I mean the story is fine but I don't need to see the whole arc and the drama and all. Like the show, the one I was talking about with Kate Mara. Like I actually, like I fast forwarded through, eventually like once I got to like episode three, because they were only like 20 minute episodes, 25 minute episodes. So if it's an hour, I mean, you're going to lose me. But if it's 25 minutes with commercials, I'm like, all right, I can try. So like I watched two episodes of it and I'm like, I don't need like three episodes of like set up for this shit. I know she's gonna bang the kid and then I know she's gonna go crazy. Like I don't need nine, like you know, an hour's worth of content of how this

relationship comes to be. You're gonna bang the student, he's in love with you, then you're gonna go crazy and obsess over him once he's like I don't want to bang you anymore old lady and like that's how it's gonna go. But I at least, look, I was less creepy about that one because I made a commitment to watch a couple episodes of it It just went very good. I'm like I'm bored with this I made it through like three and a half episodes like I'm sure there's more banging in the other episodes There's like six episodes left. That means there's got to be at least a handful of bangs left in there But then I'm like I don't really want to watch this because there's commercials and it's really hard to fast forward through commercials on an app. Then you're stuck like you fast forward right and then you're like well shit here's a

goddamn We Go V commercial again so you're just watching Kate Mara bang this dude in a car and then it's like you know I got type 2 diabetes but I manage it well it's a little pill with a big story to tell. I'm like I get it Fatty Magoo I'm on the shit too or at least I was and I wish I still were. I just want to watch Kate Mara bang this dude in a car. That's all I'm asking for. Stop singing. I don't want to see the fucking commercial where you put the poop in the box and you send it off. I want to see the ColiGuard commercial. I'm just here to see Kate Mara get it on in a car with this dude from the Love Simon movie. That's all I'm here for. But nope, you're committed to it at that point.

I was a kid, there was like a handful of those kind of scenes you'd rewind a lot, you know, like obviously Fast Times was one for everybody. You know, the Phoebe Cates one. Allegedly, it is the most rewound nudity slash sex scene well really the most rewound scene of any movie ever the urban legend is you could go you know find a VHS copy of that movie anywhere and the film will crack up and stuff around that point because so many people have watched it rewound it watched it rewound it whether that's true or not who knows but it's believable but that was kind of one of the go-to's you know you'd have and have, and of course, Risky Business. To me, Risky Business was among the ultimates in non-pornographic, but soft

core cinematic experiences. The two really good scenes in that movie, obviously when she first shows up, the first one's pretty ridiculous, like she shows up, are you ready for me, Ralph? And then like the leaves start blowing into the house and shit. That's pretty ridiculous. But the one on the train, like you want to make love on a real train? Fuck right, I do. And that's a good, that's a solid scene, but it's not over the top. The 80s were kind of an apex for that. Like if you go back and watch films of the

80s, there were many great films of the 80s that centered around sex and like adultery and bad shit. But the sex scenes were almost perfect in that they weren't too graphic, but they were like, Holy shit, like I'm watching like real stars, like I'm watching Kim Basinger get it from Mickey Rourke and this is a good time. Or, um, oh, and then it gets a little bit more like kind of graphic and stupid as you get into the 90s, like Wild Things obviously

is one of those but let me tell you one of my favorites if we're just looking from the standpoint of like this is not in a porn, but it's very erotic and I like it is the scene it will the multiple lovemaking scenes in a little film called unfaithful starring an angel of a woman named Diane Lane and Diane Lane just getting it everywhere from this French dude. And then like, I'm not I'll spoil it for you because the movie is 25 years old or so so fucking deal with

it. At the end of it, my man Richard Gere says, watch this motherfucker. And he takes that dude out with a snow globe kills that son of a bitch for banging his wife. That's what a man does. So that happened. But like that was a good one too. Those are classic. That's the key in this, you know. Like when you watch like Hot Springs Hotel or Red Shoe Diaries or Emanuel or Emanuel in Space or whatever, you watch those and you're kind of like, or Playmate of the Apes and you watch those and you're like well this is just softcore erotica. I like when celebrities, real famous people are doing very close to like on the borderline types of shit

and I think others are like me. Anywho I don't know how I devoted 15 minutes of that or how I even got down that wormhole but rock and roll.