The Josh Innes Show - Football Weekend Recap

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

Sorry about the delay. I didn't have the laptop Sunday night after the Saints/Eagles game. We went to the Saints game and I'm really upset over the loss to the Eagles. Eagles fans, who happen to be extremely soft, are upset over a bit the Saints do every game. In typical Eagles fan fashion, the act like nothing bothers them, when in fact everything bothers them. We went to the LSU/UCLA game and it was possibly the most miserable heat I've ever experienced at a sporting event. WTF happened to the Texans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right. Hello, Jamokes. It's Josh and Jilly outside of my dad's house. It is currently 1053 on Monday. I know that we didn't do a pod for Monday. Sorry about that. It's been a very busy weekend of football consumption as we went to the LSU game on Saturday, Saints game on Sunday. So I got thoughts. I just got thoughts on a bunch of shit. We're drinking cane break from Parrish Brewing Company. We were just at walk-ons watching the Sunday night game where your boy got in a live bet and won $500 on a passing yardage over using a bonus. So I'm a god. I'm a live bet god. I try to tell you guys, as Jilly is the prop bet goddess, and I am a live bet god. That is what we do. Can we talk about my prop bets tonight?

Well, I'd love to talk about your prop bets that you were damn close to having a massive day. But as we talked about the other day, part of the problem with you is you end up doing these parlays with five or six legs, and then one misses. You go five five and one yet you still lose yeah well today as you always tell me like pick the one prop you like the best and put that in like both of your prop like your parlays right so the one i like the best today and it was not great value but when you parlay it it's enough right austin eckler three catches I killed them I take full responsibility for this one listen the two of us combined we murder players we put them on our parlays and they lose so do you want to know my parlays today sure all right Jamar Chase anytime touchdown scorer he

scored twice I believe he scored their last he scored their second-to-last touchdown. He had a big day. Check. Terry McLaurin, 40.5 receiving yards. Check. Well, he had over 100. And let me tell you about Terry McLaurin. Here's where I'm not a prop bet guy or a live bet guy. So I'm watching this game, and at one point, Terry McLaurin to score a touchdown was plus 1,700.

He scored the last touchdown for Washington on that 20-something- yard touchdown pass from jayden daniels who's a god and i'm like holy shit if i would have put 50 bucks on that we're winning you know 800 bucks but i didn't because i sucked at that when i didn't take the chance all right so we got the jamar chase ted we've got the terry mclaurin over receiving yards we've got the jayden Daniels over 195 and a half. We've got the Austin Eckler receiving yards over 19 and a half. The only thing that missed in this one, Austin Eckler, two and a half receptions. He had two, and then he got concussed. You concussed him.

You did this. That's parlay number one, right? Parlay number two. Joe Burrow, two passing tuds. Check. Did he have that before that last touchdown Burrow, two passing tuds. Check. Did he have that before that last touchdown? Oh, no, they ran that in, so he did. I think he had three.

He had three on the night. Mike Gusecki, 25-plus receiving yards. Check. Jaden Daniels, anytime touchdown scorer. Check. Austin Eckler, two and a half receptions. Two. Concussed.

Out. And then this one would have hurt more, though, if Austin Eckler did two and a half receptions, two, concussed, out. And then this one would have hurt more, though, if Austin Eckler did get that catch because I also had Jaden Daniels at 40-plus rushing yards, and because of the knee, he had 39. Let me tell you something, kiddos. The kneel down is the worst way to lose on a quarterback's rushing yards. Just an absolute punch to the cock. Now, I didn't play that i played i played very few nfl things this weekend i i used a boost on fan duel uh they give you a hundred percent money

line boost i don't know if they're going to do that every week but they've done it the first three weeks of the year and i took the texans money line i didn't love that i did not love that one i had a bad feeling about that game so So did I, but I took it anyway, and that was a massive loss. But I guess the max bet I could make was $100 on there, so I did it and whatever. But that was a loss. And then NFL-wise, after that, I won on 550 passing yards combined for the two quarterbacks in the Ravens-Cowboys game. And really, Dak almost did the shit on his own.

And then late last night, I won on a Kirk Cousins passing yardage over live. But what was funny about that is I took him over 220.5. He got to 221, then threw a screen pass that lost two yards, so he was under. But the good news is he bounced back and then uh completed one more pass so i hit that that's all i did nfl wise and i did a touchdown bet that didn't hit but um then today the only bet i took was a live bet over 550 passing yards between the two quarterbacks and the bangles game and when i got in it still needed like 150 yards but it was plus money and then i took the the boost which was 50 so i got it up to like plus almost 250 and i bet 200 bucks

the max and we hit that so that was about a 500 victory for us so do you ever think that there would come a day when like nflsu versus nflsu quarterbacks just slinging for 550. Oh, no. God, no. When I started watching LSU as a wee boy when I was about 12 years old, like LSU, well, the closest thing they ever had there was having, like, Rohan Davey that could sling it, you know, and he would have games where he threw for, like, 500 yards,

but I would have never imagined that. Two Heisman Trophy winners, Monday night Football, slinging the pill, kicking ass. It's a good time, but I hit that one, so that's all I did. College football-wise, I kind of broke even on the weekend. What I didn't know about Louisiana is you can't make prop bets on players for college football, so we're going to scratch Louisiana off our places to live list, because if we're going to scratch Louisiana off our places to live list because if we're going to live somewhere with betting, I got to be able to take college football player prop bets. That's my favorite. I love the prop bets. I love live betting. I did hit a couple of live bets. Billy O's team was plus money late in the fourth quarter to win. They ended up winning

go Boston college. And then I also got a late touchdown from Oklahoma that helped me hit one there. But we were at the LSU game on Saturday. Hottest. Look, apparently I've been to the two hottest football games in the history of LSU. The hottest game ever was a Monday night after Hurricane Katrina. They played Tennessee, a game they blew to fucking Rick Clausen or whichever fucking Clausen it was. Blew a big lead and lost. That was the muggiest, hottest game ever on record. I think this was the second hottest game on record.

Jilly was watching people just fall out and damn near die, because Jilly, bless her heart, we come to the game, we're ready to party, and it's so goddamn hot, and the sun's crushing us that Jilly goes into the concourse and basically never reemerges. I came back for the fourth quarter because I wanted to see Colin Baton Rouge, and by that time it was like 5.30, so it wasn't as awful. But I'm also smart.

Like, I know myself. Like, I'm not going to, like, be one of these people that passes out at the game. To be fair, it was so hot, and you guys know us, it was so hot that we didn't even drink beer. It was too hot for beer, people. There's a song by Mark Chestnut that goes, it's too hot to fish, it's too hot for golf, and it's too cold at home.

It was too hot to drink beer at LSU, but I wasn't going to leave this game early because, A, it was way too close because LSU's defense is terrible. But, two, I'm like, I flew all the way down here. I'm going to watch LSU dude I'm watching people I'm pouring we're buying bottles of water just to pour on us I was really concerned because you never left the sun and that side of the stadium was just the sun is on you the entire game like if it was cloudy I would have toughed it out out there I

would have been fine but like that sun was no joke so I went watching the concourse and to be honest with you I had a great time well what did you watched in the concourse. And to be honest with you, I had a great time. Well, what did you see in the concourse? I kept getting texts about all the shit that was going on in the concourse. I met so many people because Louisiana people will talk to anybody. Well, Louisiana people are the greatest fucking people on the planet. Let's be real. Who dat?

And go Tigers. And you guys rule. I met so many new friends. I watched so many things. Like I had to see probably six or seven people completely pass out. And I'm not saying like sit down and then kind of like doze. I mean, like standing up, boom, just collapsing. And he and his buddy drove down to see LSU because his brother lives here. So they had a free place to stay. He just got into EMS like three months ago. And so he ended up helping out all these people that kept passing out because the security blessed their hearts. They were trying their best, but like they weren't they weren't they didn't know what to do. So like he's asking all the questions like is that heat exhaustion?

Is it heat stroke? Like are you in peril of dying? And so he kept helping people out and then people would buy him a beer for helping people out. And he said, tell your husband, don't try to walk down the steps. I'll go get him because he's probably going to have heat exhaustion. Well, I didn't because I'm a fucking soldier, and I stayed my fat ass up in those seats and watched this shitty football game because I'm a man. And it was a good time.

Look, it wasn't like the ideal Baton Rouge scenario. You want to have better weather. You don't want it to be so hot. But apparently I have been to the two hottest games in the history of Tiger Stadium. That was the thing, too. You'll see all those posts on social media like, LSU fans weren't there. Oh, no, they were there. But that side of the stadium, I mean, so many people were in the concourse.

So many people were passing out. I think they said like 70 people had to be treated at like hospitals kids were throwing up well tell the story this story is great so you watched a kid like a like a 10 year old kid yak probably younger than 10 just like stops like walking through the concourse and just all over the fucking floor and his dad's like you're all right all right let's go watch more of the game i'm like stir like i'm not a parent but pretty sure your kid's dehydrated and the guy next to me did have his kid with him and his kid was like sitting on the ground like really struggling and he's like man like that's not really i need to say something i feel bad for this kid i'm like oh boy and then there was a woman who just kept stealing ice from the... Like an ice machine.

Not even an ice machine. She's like, the coolers are supposed to be for the vendors. Yeah. And she just ran in there and would steal bags of ice and just start handing it out to people. So I just put like, she'd hand me like handfuls of ice and I would just put them in my sports bra. That's hot. Yeah. And so I stayed cool. But I mean, it was anarchy in the Concourse.

That was the text I got from you. You're like, people are throwing up. People are stealing bags of ice. It's anarchy. It was. And then there was trash can reverse Django, which was really fun. So many people kept buying bottles of water. The trash can was beyond full.

So people kept trying to stack it. I stacked my jambalaya bowl on it because I still got jambalaya. I love that, too. So I'm sitting up there sweating my balls off. It's too hot to eat, too hot to drink beer. All this shit. So I go down to take a leak. Jilly's standing there in the concourse. She's fine. She's in the shade. She's got a bowl of jambalaya. She's like, you want a bite of my jambalaya? I'm like, no, fuck you. It's too goddamn hot to eat jambalaya. I came to Baton Rouge to watch LSU play football. I'm not going to sit here and do anything to

hinder that. You're down here hanging out with people playing garbage can Jenga, drinking reverse Jenga. And I was like, fuck you. I'm not going to do any of that shit. And by the way, speaking of the bathrooms at LSU still have trough urinals, by the way, old school style. So I'm sitting there like taking a leak next to other random jamokes. It's very strange. Look, I'm very comfortable with myself. I know I have a small penis. It is what it is. I got a lot of ball, a lot of scrotum, not a lot of dick. I respect that. It's so weird to pee next to people in a fucking trough. I don't care where you are. I've seen it at Wrigley Field. They've probably changed it since the last time we went. And at LSU, they still have trough urinals. It's weird to sit there next to other people and take a leak, but I did it.

I swept my balls off. I was pouring water all over myself, but LSU won. You should have come down to the ice lady. She would have gave you ice. You could have rubbed it on the back of your neck. I could have, but I didn't, and then LSU ended up winning, although it wasn't a great game. They were 21-point favorites, although I did live bet that that game let me tell you a fun thing about being at the game versus you know watching it somewhere

else is you can almost beat the gambling people to changing the spread so LSU at the time I think was up seven and they were I watched a big play guys like 10 yards from the end zone and I start looking at the betting app because I'm a degenerate and I'm like, holy shit, he's about to score. So I looked and LSU was a 13 and a half point favorite. And I'm like, fuck, let's just put it in really quick. I got the bet in before the gambling people who are ahead of everybody. So LSU ended up winning that game by 17. I got in at 13 and a half. Now I also took a live bet for USC to win. And when I did that and used the boost that I think DraftKings had I could have should have won uh but um I didn't because they took the lead then they blew the lead with like a minute to go or whatever it was and I didn't win but it would have won a couple hundred bucks but

it is what it is but it was a nice time even though it was hot as balls let me finish trash can reverse Jenga okay well what is trash can reverse Jenga so we were playing it in the concourse and like I said I put my jambalaya bowl in there and i was like oh boy is it gonna fall over is it gonna fall over and i have a picture maybe you can i'll send it to you you can tweet it so people can see it um and then one of the ucla ucla fans took a bud light bottle and put it on the very top i'm like oh that's it that's fucking money it's and by that you mean it's gonna fall over this is the end of the Jenga. This is it.

And then somebody else, seeing that reverse Jenga trash can was happening, takes a little, like, plastic, you know, kind of like the cups you would put Jell-O shots in, but these were the jalapeno peppers we're in for the nachos, upside down, places it on the top of the Bud Light bottle. Money. And it still stayed, huh? It still fucking stayed. Let me tell you, Louisiana people, we're beautiful people. We really are. They were not going to let the UCLA

guy win this game. And I feel bad because UCLA people got screwed because really they didn't get to experience the awesomeness of Tiger Stadium. You know, a night game, nice weather. They didn't get to experience that. That's what one of the UCLA guys, they were very nice.

One of the UCLA guys was like, yeah, we booked this about four or five months ago, and we were really looking forward to the full Tiger Stadium experience. He's like, nothing against you guys, but it's so hot. People are dying. And then the very nice Cajun man was telling me how the news is going to spin this and say all these people passing out is because we drink too much. He's like, we know how to handle our alcohol. Like, this is the heat.

They should have moved this. ESPN should have seen the forecast and made the responsible decision because people are going to die, but they're going to blame us for drinking too much. Well, his facts are accurate in that they should have moved the game. Like, in the Big Ten, and I think they just changed this rule, but apparently in the Big Ten, once you get into November, they try to play every game during the day because at night it could be too cold and be dangerous. Snowy.

But that's the problem is, like, here, it's balls fucking hot. And they're like, oh, we don't give a shit. Let's just go. So it was stupid but um either way like i think like one i agree with the gentleman on the fact that people are you know it was too hot uh obviously they didn't blame the alcohol for the people falling out what they did was blamed lsu people and said oh these assholes leave games early and like like well you weren't here it was dude it was the it was the hottest I've, like, I've been at the hottest LSU game ever.

That was a muggy, nasty Monday night football game against the Tennessee Volunteers. It was night. But, dude, it was still brutal. Like, it was the hottest I've ever been at a game. I feel like I could have handled that because there wouldn't have been sun on me. The sun was awful. Well, the three hottest sporting events I've ever attended. That LSU game on that monday night

in 2005 marcus russell they lose to rick clausen or whoever the fuck it was it started out as eric ange as the tennessee quarterback they take him out and it becomes um rick or casey i forget which fucking clausen it was one of the two clausen dipshits and we lose that was the hottest there was a game that you and I went to in Arlington Texas the Rangers played a Sunday night game against the um that was the game against the White Sox yeah was that when we met Hawk that was when we met Hawk and that was like I thought I was gonna die in the stands and then this one and this one like I sat there and let the sun just kick the shit out of me I'm pouring water all over myself people are shirtless that what the woman behind me goes i'm listening to her

conversation with someone else she says my grundle is melted to the bench the fact that she said grundle and i was kind of turned on i'm like well hello ladies uh everybody that was luther talking yeah he's like hey guys my grundle is uh melted to the bench. And it's just, it's no good. I don't like it. But that's how this was. It was like just miserably hot. So it was too hot to drink. Even when we say it's too hot to drink, like, you know it's serious.

Like, I think we told four people that this weekend. You guys didn't drink at the LSU game? No. Nope. And we're degenerates. Alcohol, gambling, dumb shit. We do it all, but it was too goddamn hot. We did drink

at the Saints game. We did do that. Did you win any college football bets? I didn't make any. And then once I realized you couldn't take prop bets, I'm like, I'm the fuck out on this shit. So I love Louisiana. We gotta figure out a way to bet on prop bets for college players. But other than that, you know, Saturday was great. Because we got up at like 3.30 in the morning to go out a way to bet on prop bets for college players. But other than that, you know, Saturday was good because we got up at like 3.30 in the

morning to go catch a flight to come here. Like we're just riding on fucking energy. Oh my God. Okay. So more people passing out. We didn't even talk about this. Our flight on the way here. Oh shit. So like we're sitting there. We're on the flight. I'm watching some random 30 for 30 because Jelly's asleep. So Jelly's asleep sleeping so jilly's asleep this dude's sitting in the window seat wakes up starts tapping jillian i have no idea what he's talking about but i'm watching like the the 30 for 30 the catholics versus convicts because i had to watch something that we'd both already seen because jilly was asleep and god

forbid i'd watch anything that you know she hadn't seen yet so i'm watching this everything's doing whatever and then i'm watching and the guy starts tapping jillian like what the fuck's happening here i have no idea what this is and well apparently this guy was about to pass the fuck out well he originally says like i don't feel very well and he grabbed like the barf bag and like oh okay hold on let me move like you can go to the bathroom like we'll move we'll move we'll move he's like no no not like that like i'm gonna pass out i'm like oh i'm like do you want me to call the the flight attendant before like he could answer he passes the fuck out so i'm looking over the dude just is hunched over and i'm like holy shit this poor son of a bitch is like about to die on the goddamn plane and so i i ring the little

flight attendant button and the flight attendant initially is like taking his time i'm like sir like this man passed out and i don't know if like they thought that we knew him like i don't know he told me he was gonna pass out and so we have to move they bring the oxygen tank they do the whole thing like are there any uh medical personnel on the flight ring your call button i'm like holy shit and i know you're like oh god we're gonna miss our connection we're gonna miss the game and this poor man's gonna die we're gonna end up getting like our planes gonna end up landing in like Omaha Nebraska or some such shit because some asshole's about to faint on the plane so we move into some other seats next to this other guy while they're working on this dude uh but as it turns out I guess this guy lived

and to be fair he wasn't an asshole he was a very nice guy and he did thank me like seven times and said look I mean I used to pass out a lot it hasn't it hasn't happened to me in years but I knew that it was coming and I've been in that situation before I've passed out before like you can kind of feel it and so I felt bad for him it was very nice but luckily he's okay and the flight attendants were like thanking us and that was an experience and I to get into the Saints game. The Saints game was such a fun time, other than the fact that our offense fucking sucked, and McDougal got to win, but we got to see Tank, and that was great.

And, oh, God, there's some McDougal shit I got to dump on here. These are the biggest fucking pussies on the planet, but I got to get into that. But also, so my sister Emily listens to the podcast. I didn't know this until like this week that my sister listens to the podcast because she heard me making fun of people who bring blankets to the movie theater. And she is one of these dweebs. But she goes, she messages and she's like, I think I want to start sports betting. And I'm like, let me tell you something, Emily. I am a degenerate who's probably lost all told probably over the last decade of sports betting. And I started sports betting, I think, in 2012, well before it was very easy to do. I was betting. And the first bet I ever made, and I remembered it was a Thursday

night football game. LSU played Mississippi State. I think lsu was like a six point favorite they covered and i remember gavin my old pd i won about a hundred dollars to win like 190 to win 90 so i had the payout was 190 he said stop right now like spice girl style stop right now thank you very much and i'm like all right he says you need to stop you You're ahead. Just quit. 10, 11 years later, now 12 years later, here I am, probably 30 to 40 grand in the hole, all told. And I'm like, Emily, let me tell you something. Your brother has a problem. Okay, but Emily's not stupid like you. You bet like $100. Like, Emily's like me.

She's like, I put like $2. And she didn't really know, like, what everything. So I told him, like, just, like, I don't know, pick somebody to score a touchdown. That's easy. It's, you know, like your first sports bet. That's a great way to start. But she's like me. She'll put, like, $2 on it.

That's how it all starts for people. You didn't start with $2. Me and Emily's fine. All I'm saying is don't be like your brother because your brother is a DGN, and you don't want to be that way. So hopefully my sister doesn't become a degenerate gambler who's sitting there at like 3 in the morning. She's like, well, the Ukrainian table tennis starts.

She asked me what the difference was between live betting and just betting. So I think you're okay. Well, the difference in live betting and betting is live betting you have a better chance to win because I am a god of live betting. But don't do that. Well, the difference in live betting and betting is live betting you have a better chance to win because I am a god of live betting. Stop encouraging. But don't do that. I like that her and I have been texting about sports, though. This is fun.

Well, sports betting. Yes, sports betting. You're not like, hey, I'm rooting for LSU. It's, hey, what do you think I should take in the over-under in the Tulane-Tulsa game? Who do you think I should take? Well, anyway, I've been enjoying it so that's nice my sister just don't be your brother yo dude do not be like me there was an old video of an interview I think that uh it was a Mickey Mantle interview in the mid-90s and he had like cirrhosis

of the fucking liver like his liver's rotting he's about to die and he's like kids I want to tell you something don't be like me you know I lived this fucking hard life don't be like me that's what I'm trying to tell my sister is like it look I understand that it sounds very glamorous to be an unemployed radio guy that spends his days live betting soccer at 10 in the morning but don't be like me it's a dangerous life to get into go do not be me i look real talk i'm probably a loser so do not like when you hear the fucking gambling hotline numbers like you probably should call well i'm too much of a winner to call that um i'm a winner so calling the fucking 1-800 gambling line that's for losers i'm not to that point yet i'm pretty

much a loser but a full auto loser uh but in the tennessee red line yeah at 1-800 whatever well i'm not calling that but um look so that was saturday good time i was like i was putting bets in i was in the shower when we got home from the lsu game because we went there and then we went to see my buddy matt doing the post game show over at this cigar place i still smell like cigars i have to tell you something and this might make me sound like not manly i fucking hate cigarettes cigar smoke i hate like i feel like it's fucked up my throat for the last two days fucking cigars are the worst can we talk about the disaster and i love Matt. I'm glad we get to see Matt. The rental car disaster on this trip has been monumental. First of all, they're like, don't smoke in the vehicle.

Well, we leave the cigar bar. We didn't smoke anything. But my God, does that car smell like smoke? Awful. So we got that going against us. And then today we're driving down the highway. You know, Jilly's already had a pain in the ass of trying to, you know, do her shows and shit from the house. We're in the car.

Things seem to be fine. Boom. Rock hits the windshield. Giant crack in the windshield of this fucking rental car. So we're about to be out 500 bucks on this, too, because we didn't get the insurance. Because who gets the insurance with a rental car? We've rented cars how many times? I've rented probably a hundred fucking rental cars.

Never once have I taken out the protection coverage like oh she's my insurance it's fine and this one time like this is supposed to be our balling on a budget weekend we got free lsu tickets thanks matt we got free saints tickets thanks your dad's friend like oh this is awesome right cheap flights good rental car deal and now it's like oh this must be 500 unless a miracle happens they claim i read this on reddit so who knows how true it is that certain credit cards you use they have rental car protection i don't think mine does but the guy called and talked to today said maybe so I filled out a claim but here's the worst part I have four credit cards any of the other three

do have the coverage this one I used because it had the least amount on it does not that's our luck so probably all this we look like we had a victory it's an epic weekend but as it turns out how much did you win with joe and jayden about 500 well that's going to the windshield fuck my life

um he did get the brake pads everybody oh yes i did so everybody can blow me i did finally get the brake pads now so we went to the saints on Sunday. God, the Dome. The Dome is my favorite place to watch a sporting event. It's so loud. The people are into it. It's such a huge venue when you get inside. I know it looks big on the outside. You get inside, and it's so big, and the who dat chant starts before the game, and the people are into it, and they've done some renovations. Look, it's never going to be like fancy la stadium atlanta stadium i get that but there's a charm about it that i love i just i fucking love the superdome what what are you laughing at um apparently i just saw this from ian ravaport the uh jaguars plane is now dealing

with mechanical issues and they can't take off and fly home from buffalo until after 1 a.m well tough shit that's a bad stretch for old dougie p he's gonna get fired probably um i also just think we have a bunch of shitty quarterbacks in the league that have like one or two good years they get paid a shit ton and they fight we find out they're not good we're we are we might be in the golden era of like offense and in the nfl we are not in the golden era of quarterback play best quarterback in the league you think well it's it's my homes that's easy um other than my homes i should have said at that point you can throw a lot of guys into the hat and be like whatever like some will say lamar but i don't think lamar is really good i just think he

runs a lot and he's difficult to stop but i do not believe that lamar is like some sort of epic quarterback after that like i love cj i think cj is a star wasn't good this week I mean that fucking team and this fucking asshole Laramie Tunsil getting like five false starts you're a dickhead um I mean like I don't know who this I mean is it Josh Allen is he the second best quarterback in the league is it uh look I don't think Joe is the same guy he used to be like I think they're kind of fucked uh you know it is it's Jaden Daniels recency bias he's the second best quarterback in the league he's a g but um so anyway so the dome is a great venue i fucking love it we're in the upper deck but it doesn't matter the view was incredible and i'm loving this the saints defense although they gave up a ton of yards they forced a they got a pick they got a

fumble they got a block punt probably no team has ever done those three things and lost a football game, but they did. God, I love that venue so much. And I thought, you know, maybe we win. I really hate Derek Carr, as we've discussed before. Whatever. But also, like, do you think Nick Sirianni's trying to get fired? Dude, he's fucking awful. The fact that not only did you get the blocked punt, and not only did you get an interception on the end zone,

because let's be real, Jalen Hurts is not good either. He can put up some numbers. I think he's an imbecile. And not only did you get a fumble recovery, all three of those things, and you still lost, the fucking moron coach of the Eagles is doing everything he can to give you the game because he's a fucking idiot. He is so bad at his job, yet he escaped the dome that, by the way, the Eagles had not won a football game in the Louisiana Superdome or the Caesars Superdome

since 2007. And not that they've played every year or anything, but they hadn't won a game there since 2007. And that shouldn't have been a game they won. The Saints gave it away again they do dumb shit but like sirianni is truly a dip shit like just a moron and they did everything they can to give the game to the saints and the saints didn't take it because at the end of the day derrick carr still derrick carr jesus what does that say about the cowboys jesus christ the cowboys got bent over and fucked raw by derrick carr they're fucking terrible the last play too when the Eagles scored, like, what's his name? My guy, Devontae Smith, was out. Yeah, because the Saints fucking lit his ass up,

and McDougals are not happy about that because, oh, it's a dirty play, but eat a dick. So Devontae's out, and I always take Devontae for his yards every week, but I didn't this week because we were at the game. We were rooting for the Saints. But Devontae's out, right? AJ's already out, AJ Brown. Who do you have left to throw it?

The other guy, Britton Covey. Covey, he's out. So it's obvious they have one guy to throw it to outside of Saquon. Yeah, it was Goddard. And there he was for, what was it, 60 yards? Yeah, but here's the other problem is the Saints, like, ran into each other on this crossing route, and he was wide open. Like, they were checking him, but, like, they ran into each other on this crossing route and he was wide open like they were checking him but like they ran into each other after i watched the replay but god it was so

much fun but here's typical mcdougall and i try to be nice to mcdougall because you know what i don't hate them you know a lot of people from philly still like me and p and if you want to call me someone who's overly sensitive to certain criticisms and I'm willing to fight with people all the time, 100%, you wouldn't be wrong. But let me tell you about these fucking dipshits. So at every Saints game, and they've done this for 100 years, during one of the commercial breaks or break in the action, the Saints will put up an us versus them bit on the scoreboard. So it'll say New Orleans versus blank city, Philly, Cincinnati, Baltimore, whatever. And they'll find bad things about the other city. And then they'll say, this is why New Orleans is great. Listen, New Orleans is a shithole. We know New Orleans is

a shithole. It's a crime riddled shithole that's shrinking. The population continues to decline. It's a charming city, but it's a dump we get that right so on the scoreboard mcdougall who does not know that this is something that happens at every saints game thinks that they're only shitting on philly because they're philly and one of these instagram accounts like philly fans posts the video of this and they're like no one likes us we don't care let me tell you fuckface you do care because you took something that's an innocuous bullshit little bit of the football game where they make fun of you for throwing snowballs at fucking santa and then you and then you take it personal because you have thin skin and you're cunts no offense i mean this in

the nicest way possible you are cunty dipshits and you act like you don't care what people say about you, but you care about it so much that you were offended by a dumb fucking us versus them bit. I've seen the responses from McDougal. I saw some New Orleans guy retweeting some of the responses and he's like, holy shit, these people are saying this vile, terrible shit over the stupid us versus them bit that they do at every game. But one of them is like, these people raped each other in the Superdome and they want to talk about us. Go fuck yourself. Also, the other funny part was, so I think you were just coming back from the bathroom when they put that up.

And one of the things they said was that Philly was just voted the rudest city in America. We were around a lot of Philly people in our section. They all cheered. Yeah. That's the, again, let me tell you. I feel like the people at the game weren't offended. It's just stupid social media. Because you're a thin-skinned bunch of cunts.

No offense. I like you and I appreciate that you listened to me when I was there. I was a god there. And if I wasn't a dumbass that wanted to get fired, I probably could have stayed there for 100 years because you're easy to manipulate dipshits and all you have to do is do like hey cowboys suck

blah blah blah. We did meet a nice McDougal outside of the stadium Yeah well look I'm talking shit but I like a lot of these people like I think they're solid folks but there's a lot of dipshits that like are easily offended and like I just love the idea that this us versus them bit offended these dipshits.

Yet, I see the social media all the time. The number of people who use the F gay slur for Cowboys people is astounding. Yeah, and Tony Homo. Yeah, and Tony Homo. Yet, they're offended because someone said you threw snowballs at Santa. You have small dicks. Your wives are ugly. Go fuck yourselves.

You're fucking assholes. Do that with every team. It wasn't just you. Like, exactly. Next week they play Atlanta. You know what's going to be on the scoreboard when they play Atlanta? Us versus them. You're fucking idiots. And you're offended by everything. And this is coming from someone who fights with everybody on social media because I am cunty myself. You are cunts. You have small dicks. Your wives are very unappealing and you're losers. I like you. I really do. You're fucking losers. And if you're mad about an us versus them bit on the fucking scoreboard at the Saints game, like you have truly, like I have a very small penis. Sometimes the penis rests right on the balls. It doesn't do much. Let me tell you something. You are pussies. You are giant, gaping, cave-like pussies if you're mad about that because you talk so much shit about everybody else in the world. You talk shit about

every human on the planet, but when someone does a stupid bit in a stadium, and here's the thing about these people that post this, they know that you're all stupid and that you'll buy it and you'll click on their shit. You are the easiest to troll. You are the easiest. Like, why do you think when Colin Cowherd needs clicks, he does some story about dipshits in Philly? Because you all fall for it because you have thin skin and you're cunts. I like you. You're good people, but you're cunts.

You're fucking idiots. I'm not saying like cunts in like the English. Like, hey, you cunt. No, I'm but you're cunts you're fucking idiots like cunts and like the english like hey you cunt no i'm saying they're cunts i'm saying it in the josh ennis way you're cunty douchebags i like you you know what and i if they've hired me to be on the radio there tomorrow i'd probably go because you're so stupid that i can sit here and call you cunts yet you'll still listen to me because you're fucking masochist fucking assholes that would do that let me give you an example cj fucking gj so this guy after the saints lose he posts oh we keep receipts blah blah yeah so do i i have the receipt when you said that all the fucking people in

philadelphia are fucking idiots but then they bring you back and they all love you because you're right they're fucking stupid that's who they are and look i like look and i mean this all due respect you're wonderful people you're passionate i appreciate that you still listening to the dying form of media that is radio you're wonderful but you have thin skin and most of you are halfwits i love you but you're fucking stupid and the fact that you're gonna sit there and be like, I'm offended because they talk shit. Let me tell you about the horrible shit in New Orleans. They raped each other in the fucking Superdome.

Fuck you. It's a fucking bit. All the shit you talk about, every other fan base in the world, anybody throws any shit at you, you start playing victim because you're cunts. I like you, but you're cunts. You are giant, gaping, bleeding cunts. I can't confirm this, but I think what may have really rubbed them the wrong way, because I was there when they played that video,

but I was also kind of talking to the people around us. But I want to say, and again, I may be wrong. We may have to go watch the video to confirm this. I think they called Rocky a fictional character. And that, as you know you know will that's a that's offensive because oh the toughest people on the planet that might be a bat everybody it might he might eat us he's like i'm ready to hoot in your fucking pockets let me tell you something mcdougall who doesn't get his feelings hurt at all but when a bunch of other fucking people ride into Philly and put a fucking 49ers jersey on the Rocky statue, their little pussy shrivel

up and they get all defensive. And I would ask people about this, like old bosses and shit, like, why are these Philly people so insecure? Oh, well, you know, because they have to play second fiddle to New York. Oh, big fucking deal. Your life is so hard. It's fucking New York. Listen, and I say this because I love a lot of people. They're tank. It was great seeing Tank. Poor motherfucker sweating his balls off. It's a hundred fucking degrees. I'm also mad at the heat because we missed Angelo. Oh yeah, so

according to Tank, Angelo was like, hey, I wanted to see them. I don't know if he really did or not. But I choose to believe he did because Angelo was always a nice guy to me. But like, guys, it's a bit. Just like when I used to go on the radio. You know how a nice guy to me. But like, guys, it's a bit. Just like when I used to go on the radio. You know how many people still send me messages and say, you know what my favorite bit was? When you did cowboys versus convicts. That was a great fucking bit.

Yeah, you love it when you're talking shit about other people. Whenever like anybody wants to flip anything back at you, your little fucking taints shrivel up. Your little fucking clitorises ball up and just fall off because you're fucking pussies. You act like you're tough. You're not fucking tough. You're pussies. And you talk big shit. And then when anybody gives you anything back, you don't know how to handle it because you have no fucking coping skills, you fucking dipshits. So I'm so sorry that the Saints talked a little shit about Philadelphia. Guess what? You finally won in New Orleans. It doesn't happen. I've seen the Saints and the Eagles play, I believe,

three playoff games in person. I saw them play, I believe the year was 2007. Jeff Garcia was the quarterback. I was in the dome. We fucking won. When I got the job in Philadelphia, you want a little truth? It was January of 2014. The Saints were playing the fucking Eagles in the first round of the playoffs in Philadelphia. My ass went to that game and inside I was rooting for the fucking Saints. So when Darren Sproles returned that kick and then there was a penalty and then the Saints kicked the game winning field goal

I was glad you fucking dipshits lost. And then I saw them again in the dome in 20, I guess it would have been 18. Also, back to that first night in Philly, you did get lost in the subway. I got lost and I pissed in the Dome in 20, I guess it would have been 18. Also, back to that first night in Philly, you did get lost in the subway. I got lost, and I pissed in the snow. Look, I'm not perfect. But then the other game I went to, in the Dome,

it was, I guess, the second round of the playoffs, and you guys were up 14-0 and still fucking lost because all Sean Jeffries' hands are made of fucking ice, and we won that one. So every time I've watched my football team play your fucking football team, we fucking beat you in the playoffs. Congrats on winning a regular season game with your dipshit quarterback. I get ours a dipshit too.

Probably more. I would probably take your quarterback over our dipshit quarterback. I would take him over your quarterback in bed for sure. Jalen Hurts is kind of hot. Well, good. I'm glad. And he can squat a lot. Great.

I don't give a shit. Derek Carr is not hot. No. He looks like an asshole, and he is an asshole. Fuck him raw. I'm glad. And he can squat a lot. Great. I don't give a shit. Derek Carr is not hot. No. He looks like an asshole. And he is an asshole. Fuck him raw. I hate him. But, all that said, every time I'm going to a playoff game with the Saints and the Eagles, the fucking Saints have won. So, congrats. You went to

New Orleans, and you got your feelings heard about some stupid fucking video in the middle of the game, and congrats that you beat the saints great you're supposed to be a super bowl contender the saints are supposed to be five and uh 12 uh do you still believe that was a potential nfc championship matchup yes we'll be back uh we'll be fine we're gonna win the whole thing yes no i don't i don't think either one but here's the thing about the nfc who's gonna beat the fucking eagles in that division the cowboys they're dog shit the the giants dog shit you

know who's gonna do it jayden fucking daniels jd5 the man okay i'm so mad because we had talked about this for probably a month before the season started like offensive rookie of the year, Jaden. And before tonight, nobody was talking about Jaden. What were we doing? Being dipshits. Yeah. You can't put it in now. Well, I mean, it'll adjust throughout the year, I think. It'll still pop up, I think.

At least Heisman odds do that. So I'd imagine that... Well, the best value would have been before the season started when everyone's like, who the fuck's Jadenayden daniels yeah now they're all into him but um and listen i do love philly look i would go back to philly in a second and here's the problem the only place i can get a job is probably 97.5 and they're dipshit so they have no chance but um look stop being such pussies this is coming from a pussy myself stop being pussies about that kind of shit you cannot post no one likes us we don't care and then get a thousand comments about how you care about a

stupid fucking bit inside of a stadium stop look look i can smell your cunts from here do you think like um i mean you said the only place you get a job maybe would be 97.5 right and that's a big maybe jp is he you could work for him at a bar Look I'll go I'll go work at a bar I don't give a shit I'm wild Texans got their dicks knocked off So they've been humbled that's what you need I think they were feeling themselves a lot We all were we were all blowing them

Obviously there was something weird about a game where Sam Darnold Is only a two point I guess they were two point underdogs Against the Texans But like obviously something was up with i guess they were two-point underdogs against the the texans but like obviously something was up with that and they were right because they got their dicks knocked off so hopefully it wakes these assholes up i mean are the vikings good i don't know who the fuck's good at this point defeated are they the best team in the nfc no their record is but they're not and what did i by the way as far as i guess the Seahawks are also undefeated. What a weird – like who would have guessed that?

Well, there's still 14 games left, so we'll see. But I think – my prop bets, I think we're actually over 500 this week, and one of them was in the Texans game. I guess I took Cam Akers to score a touchdown, and he did. And then I also took longest reception of the game for Justin Jefferson to be over, I think, 26 and a half. That hit, I think, as long as it was 28, so that was easy. That reminds me.

Another prop bet that I missed two of by one thing, I needed an Alvin Kamara Tud. The guy that scored four Tuds last week. The Saints offense that was fucking cruising. Alvin Kamara Tud, like minus 200. Nah. Two of those got messed up because of Kamara a ton like minus 200 nah missed it like two of those got messed up because of Kamara my heart hurts today is all I'm gonna say god ah I'm sad look I don't know what to tell you that game made me sad the Texans game was sad but the Saints game at home should have been three and

oh god and then oh we haven't even talked about how we fucked Allie raw too god damn it god damn it so Alexandria Palladino Dick Evan Frank she she enlisted our services to help her win her fucking season-long suicide pool we lost by week three I'm broken I'm embarrassed yeah I like like, she should not be our friend. And Bobbo should ban us from the house. We suck. She said that Bobbo would never kick us off of the terrace, but we deserve it. Look, if Bobbo called me tomorrow and said, listen, he said, hey, Josh, you're never coming back to my house because you're a dipshit.

I'd be like, you're right. I fucked up. I fucked up hard. And look, I took the heaviest favorite of the week but I did tell you this what did I tell you about the Red Rooster I said the Red Rooster would go out and sling probably in that Carolina game here's an interesting fact and I just saw this on Twitter x whatever it's called I believe he's the only player this year that's thrown for over 303 touchdowns in a game or four or something like that I think so but what I'm

looking at is so next week, right, the Bengals now are like super, super desperate, right, their own three. Who do they play next week? They play the Red Rooster. Yep. And who used to be the quarterback for the Bengals? The Red Rooster. Is it the Red Rooster revenge game?

I don't know. I think the Bengals are desperate. I mean, they have to win. Like, you catch a guy on the first days, the quarterback, and something happens. By the way, I also love this because so many people were so angry over this Bryce Young getting benched, and they're like, oh, the team screwed him over and blah, blah, blah. Maybe he just fucking sucks. He's a shrimp, and he sucks. Maybe that's just possible. Maybe he's not going to be good, or maybe he will be good eventually, but he's not good right now. I'm not saying Carolina's going to rattle off 10 wins in a row, but the job of the fucking coach is to go out and win games right now, and the Red Rooster gives him the best chance to win. Bryce Young is fucking garbage. He cannot play. So if the Red Rooster is giving you a better chance to win, you might suck, dog, and he sucks. So there. Yeah. I agree, yeah i agree yeah good good but i am i'm kind of intrigued at this carolina bangles game next week well who knows maybe the bangles just fucking mail it in at this point because justin jefferson not jefferson but jamar is gonna roll his ass out of town because he didn't get a new deal yeah jamar's gonna be like don't pay me actually you know what i'm glad you assholes didn't pay me. You know why? Because I'm leaving and I'm going elsewhere.

Yes. Yes. So anyway, so the Texans lost. The Astros lost tonight, so they're still not officially clinched. They did not clinch the division yet. I mean, the odds of them. Can you get another cane break? I mean, I can.

I can. We can also just bring it into this tonight. Or we can just keep drinking. We bought six. All right, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to stop this pod now. I'm going to go pee. And then we will do another one because I got thoughts.

I got tons of thoughts. So we will resume.