The Josh Innes Show - Great Documentaries and Super Bowl Prop Look Ahead

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

We start with Jilly and I discussing some of the awesome documentaries we've watched in the last week. You should all watch the SNL Doc on Peacock, The Tom Green Doc on Amazon and the Elton John Doc o...n Disney+. The Tom Green doc makes me long for the days when people just did stupid shit and it was funny. We move on to the Super Bowl prop bets. I attempt to guess what the yardage totals will be for some of the players. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, everybody. Welcome in. It's Josh. Jilly's hanging out as well. We're about to look and take a guess on what some of the prop bets are going to be for the Super Bowl. I have not looked at them. We'll do that here in a second. I'm also going to be off to Illinois for the early afternoon because I've got to go to the office. The office, of course, is where I go bet on live bets on Swedish hockey. Let me see. Everybody asks me, what are these hockey leagues you bet on? Let me go to FanDuel because there's not really a ton of those on DraftKings. They're mostly on FanDuel. Let me go take a look at some of these here. I'm also going to do a bet tonight on the
Starting point is 00:00:36 total goals in the NHL because that's one of my favorite things to do. Sometimes I hit, sometimes I don't. I think I've hit the last two I've done. Actually, no, I missed one. I've hit two of the last three. But like right now, there's live hockey going on in the Czech Republic. There's Finland, more Finland, Slovakia. Those are the ones going on right now. So what happens is like these are all in the first period, some are in the second period, like Slovakia. There's one game that's in the second period. That game's 7-0, so there's going to be no benefit for me there. But when these games get towards like halfway through the third period, sometimes I'll go in and build a parlay if there's enough of them
Starting point is 00:01:14 where I think there's going to be one more goal at least. It's really helpful when they're two-goal games, you know. And I'll build a little parlay and get myself a dub. So that's the office. So I'm going to the office here in a little bit with some Czech Republic hockey and some Finnish hockey and some Slovakian hockey. Look, it's a tough day at the office. You got to knock out a couple pods, then you got to go over to Illinois and get yourself some McDonald's. And then today's a nice enough day. I might sit outside at the park. That's where I do my best work when I sit at the park. And today it's actually
Starting point is 00:01:42 sunny and in the 50s today. Maybe we'll melt some of this goddamn snow that's been here for a month. But that's the office. So if you guys wonder, when I say I'm going to the office, the office is Columbia, Illinois. Sometimes the office is St. Clair Square Mall. But I'm not going to drive all the way over to St. Clair Square Mall today because we're going to the movies. What is this movie we're going to see today? One of Them Days. The one with Keke Palmermer and uh suza yes now my concern is that everything
Starting point is 00:02:10 that's going to be funny in this movie is in the trailer but i did get word from demir demir said josh it's like it's kind of like friday and it's actually funny now we'll see demir of course who runs the the marquee over in houston so if you're in Houston, any time you go to the movies, go to the Edwards. Is it still at Regal? I guess Regal owns it now, right? That's the name. The marquee. Go to the marquee.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Go see Demir. He's awesome. And he's a movie buff. And he's fun. If you like Trump, he'll probably punch you in the penis. That's fine, though. But it's not going to stop him from letting you go see a movie at his place. So go over.
Starting point is 00:02:47 So we're going to see that. It's a movie in Mexico night, big night. We're going to look at some prop bets here. Actually, before we do that, though, we've watched a couple of pretty good documentaries and stuff lately. So we watched, we'll start with this one. We watched the Elton John documentary about his last tour or whatever about playing at dodger stadium and then it was kind of a recap of the early part of his life uh it didn't go like as much into depth as i would like it to you know because most of them don't like i again i i base
Starting point is 00:03:18 everything i love on the eagles documentary which was two parts an hour and a half each first half of the career back half of the career. To me, that's the ultimate, that is the best rock and roll music documentary I've ever watched is the Eagles documentary, very thorough. Now, granted, it's from the point of view of the Eagles, so some of it was probably bullshit, and I get that, but an hour and a half, two parts, so three hours, really good. Now, my favorite documentary ever is Never Sleep Again, the Nightmare on Elm Street documentary where they break down every Nightmare on Elm Street movie.
Starting point is 00:03:50 I love that one. So I like a good thorough documentary. But this Elton John one was pretty good. It's on Disney Plus or Hulu, I think as well. So if you haven't watched that, check that one out. I thought it was good. I find Elton John to be a charming guy. I almost saw him.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Like one time I had Elton John tickets. My dad got me Elton John tickets for Christmas. I want to say it was Christmas 2003. The show was in March or April of 2004. And I had tickets to see Elton John in New Orleans. I'm getting in the car ready to drive. No one wanted to fucking go with me. In a wild world, 20 years ago, Elton John, one of the greatest artists in the 20th century,
Starting point is 00:04:29 one of the greatest artists ever. Now, one of my dipshit friends wanted to get in the truck with me and go see Elton John at the New Orleans Arena. I'm getting in the truck. I'm about to go alone. And I find out that Elton John had to cancel the show because he was sick. And that's the only time I've ever been close to seeing Elton John. But that was a good one. The Tom Green documentary was really fucking good. Yeah, that one was good. And he did it himself, which he kind of makes fun of.
Starting point is 00:04:56 He's like, I don't know if people make documentaries on themselves, but like he produced it, he directed it. He did all the interviews with his parents and his buddies and stuff. That was a good one. It was. And it took me back to like, kind of like when we watched the Jerry Springer documentary, which was fine. It was two parts.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Each one was about an hour. Like it was a pretty good documentary, but like it takes you back to that mid to late 90s where people just made fun of people, did wacky shit, being stupid and wacky and different was rewarded and it was what people wanted and being kooky and different was awesome. Now I don't even, like it was counterc different was awesome now i don't even like it was
Starting point is 00:05:25 counterculture like now i don't even know what counterculture is anymore you're not allowed to be counterculture like the closest thing you get is like oh there's chapel roan dressed as a drag queen like oh boy we're wacky but like you get tom green he's a fascinating guy he seems like the nicest guy um and like you go back i remember i used to watch the tom green show all the fucking time because to me that was when like everybody talks about like back when mtv played videos and they're like that's really what when they stopped playing videos no when mtv started kicking ass is when you had singled out and beavis and butthead and daria and tom green and jackass and real world road rules all all that shit. That's when MTV kicked ass
Starting point is 00:06:07 plus TRL, which ruled. So that was like my point in watching MTV. Like my biggest MTV consumption was late nineties, early two thousands. That's when it was like, boom for me. So Tom Green's badass. The documentary was great. It kind of encapsulated what that era was like in that moment when that's what people thought was funny and interesting. I thought that was a great documentary, so I would urge you to watch that. I think it was called This Was the Tom Green Show or This Is the Tom Green Documentary. That's on Amazon. He's also coming. He's touring. He's going to be in Houston, I think, in a couple of weeks. He's doing Austin. He's doing Houston, maybe Dallas as well. But he's touring. And the whole bit is like he brings his dog on stage with him, his dog tours. He's just driving the country in a van. Yeah. His Instagram is such a good follow right now. And I think he's got the standup special, which might be out today also on, was it Netflix? No, it's on amazon i think yeah on amazon like the world was just a better place back then and maybe we remember it more fondly
Starting point is 00:07:11 because that's when we were in like our developmental like our youth where like we could be easier like influenced by shit like that where we were more moved by what was on mtv and what was part of the quote unquote culture or the counterculture or whatever it was. But like, that's when Stern was still great. That's when people like, that's when you had like Eminem talking shit and his music and everybody's talking shit. People talked shit. People were wacky. They did dumb shit. And like, it was right around the boom of the internet, but kind of before it still. So it wasn't a huge deal. And people don't realize this about Tom Green. Tom Green is like the OG podcaster.
Starting point is 00:07:50 I listened to a pod he did with Joe Rogan. I don't know if it was a couple years ago, a year ago, whenever it was. And basically, Rogan said the reason he started podcasting is he saw this epic setup that Tom Green had at his house in Los Angeles to start streaming his show on the web, and that kind of started the podcast boom as well. So it was a very good documentary. I would urge you to watch that. Speaking of things from that era that we look back on fondly and we wonder if they were truly that good
Starting point is 00:08:20 or if we were just remembering it more fondly would be SNL. And we started watching the SNL 50 documentary currently there's four parts I don't know if there's going to be more parts or not but there's four the first was an hour-long documentary about just how people auditioned for SNL fucking fascinating then the second part we watched was an entire 45 or 50 minute documentary about the more cowbell sketch fuck this was fascinating no that was so good it was just the right amount of time like they didn't drag it on like i thought it was perfect it was funny and it was good like and we watched some new saturday night live just to compare last night the really funny thing snl does still is the
Starting point is 00:09:00 guy that does trump the guy that does trump is spectacular guy that does Trump is spectacular. I mean, he is a rock star, but then you try to watch anything else. And I'm just, and I'm, and maybe this makes me an old head. I don't know. I watch it and I try, I try to embrace it. I try to laugh if something's legit funny. I just don't think it's funny. And I don't think I'm an old dude. Like, I don't think my sensibilities have changed that much where I'm old man that yells at cloud, but it is such a different universe from what was funny and what was good like you watch more cowbell there's nothing deep about more cowbell there's no message about more cowbell there's no like we're ripping a politician in more cowbell it's just a fucking stupid bit about about blue oyster cult and it's fucking phenomenal well that's why it's kind of like the tom green stuff like people just don't do stupid shit anymore like just to be funny and random like that's what i miss well and that's why
Starting point is 00:09:49 like they're i'll tell you i'll tell you this because the job's no longer posted and they're gonna fill it with uh syndicated programming anyway so it doesn't matter but there was a job opening in dallas and it was for a nighttime talk show host on a on a conservative talk station but like it was it's nighttime radio they had a local guy doing nights they had to fire the guy they posted the job so i reached out to the guy because i knew him and he's a nice guy he wanted to hire me in the past i'm like hey you guys gonna do anything he's like well let's talk and we had a nice conversation eventually he tells me hey we just we're gonna fill this with something else that's not a local person and i'm like props
Starting point is 00:10:23 are actually telling you that because so many people would just kind of like ghost you. Correct. Oh, I did a whole pod a little while ago while you were doing your job. I was over here ranting about people who ghost you. But so the station was WBAP in Dallas and it's a conservative talk station and it was a nighttime talk gig. And I'm like, shit. Like when I heard that, I'm like, it was eight to midnight. And I'm like, that's not a glamour slot. Like I've done afternoons. I've done mornings. The only thing I haven't done is middays. I haven't done 10 AM to 2 PM. Other than that, I've done everything. And I'm like, that would be fun. Cause you can be kind of wacky and kind of quirky. A lot of
Starting point is 00:10:58 people who talk about their favorite shit. I did people like the nighttime shit at WIP. Why? Cause it's nine 30 and you never know who's going to call and they're kind of quirky and kind of eccentric and wacky shit can happen and you can take more risks. Like that's fun to me. And that's why I thought that job sounded appealing doing a talk show, not like quite coast to coast where it's like, Hey, we're talking to alien hunters and shit, but like nine o'clock at night, the only people listening to the radio are probably truck drivers and shut-ins right you could probably do a bunch of fun wacky shit in that way that's kind of acerbic and that's what i find funny like that's where i struggle in the major day parts is like
Starting point is 00:11:35 i'm more amused by like kind of off beat kind of off the wall making fun of the audience audience may not be in on the joke but if if you are, you're the smart one. Like that's what I like to do more than like the mainstream yells at cloud takes about sports guy. That's where I kind of struggle. Like I don't like to acknowledge that I enjoy doing the nighttime thing more
Starting point is 00:11:58 because you wanna be doing the hundreds of thousands of dollars a year syndicated morning thing where you yell about Patrick Mahomes. But where I have my most fun is just doing dumb shit. My most fun is when you're doing dumb shit, like, you know, asking people if they would take a Brian Dawkins or like a man Eagle combo, but like just dumb shit and seeing how people react to it. Like that is my favorite. And that's what you got out of Tom Tom Green and that's what you would get from SNL back then let me play a couple commercials here we still got some other stuff to do all right if you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs you got to check out pick six from DraftKings when it comes to basketball
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Starting point is 00:14:30 that everybody kind of remembers when they're 13 like that's their cast of SNL for me my favorite cast was still the one from when I was really small but I would watch the replays of it on Comedy Central. So when you got the Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Victoria Jackson, Phil Hartman, John Lovitz, Dennis Miller, like that was my favorite era of SNL because they would replay those. And even into like the David Spade, Chris Farley era, they would replay those like in the mornings on Comedy Central so I watched those religiously so that's what I grew up watching when I'd be sitting at home alone is that then you got into like the Will Ferrell and it's really easy to look at Will Ferrell now and be like it's played out nothing he does is really funny anymore he has a couple of moments where you're like that works
Starting point is 00:15:22 but now it's like there he is in the monopoly commercial and there he is in the commercial for uber or whatever or paypal and you're like his movies aren't very good anymore they don't make a ton of money like the will ferrell moment came and went but he's such a likable dude when you watch him interviewed like he just seems like a happy guy he knows he had that huge moment and like the more cowbell to do a 40 minute documentary about this more cowbell, you'd think there's no way that's going to work, but it works. And it was great. And that arrow was great. Even when they'd make fun of politicians, it wasn't like trying to send a message to you. Like it was just good shit. Even up until like
Starting point is 00:15:59 the mid 2010s, I thought it was really good, but like this current group of people, I just, I can't get into, but anyway. All right. now that we've talked about that so watch the SNL documentary watch the Elton John documentary if you haven't and really watch the the Tom Green one is great if you have essa if you have uh Amazon watch it Tom Green is the best one there's also the new one the uh 50 years of SNL musical performances I think that came out. I think it's streaming on Peacock now and everyone said that's really good. Haven't watched it yet, but we will. And we'll give you an update
Starting point is 00:16:29 and a review on this movie we're going to see. Did you like the Pam Anderson movie we saw? I did. Yeah, what was it? The Last Showgirl. Yeah, that was good. So that one I thought was good too. We'll go see this one tonight.
Starting point is 00:16:39 It's Movie in Mexican Night. Is it actually? Because every time we say it's Movie in Mexican, someone says, ooh, I can't eat Mexican. I don't want to go eat anywhere. Yeah, because sometimes Mexican food makes my bowels run like water. We haven't had it in so long. It used to be a tradition and then we don't do it. We better. We'll go. Well, it's movie in Mexican night. We're going to get it. Now, other stuff. So I have not looked at any of the prop bets but let's let me
Starting point is 00:17:06 guess a couple of these prop bets for the super bowl so we're talking player props right uh whatever now again there's a thousand prop bets for all of this shit now coin toss all your money i gotta i gotta be disciplined because you know you know really if i if i stayed disciplined and i just went over there and bet on slovian hockey every day, we'd be millionaires. The problem is I get bored and I'm like, let me make 30 prop bets on the Super Bowl, like coin flips and passing yards and how long the anthem is. And then before you know it, I'm fucking broke. First catch of the game for each team, that's when you laugh. So that's where I end up screwing myself.
Starting point is 00:17:40 All right. But anyway, I digress. So you name the prop and let me see if i can guess it so we already talked about the spread right so the spread is what are the uh the chiefs are favored by a point and a half yep all right um and i hope to god the eagles win i pray the eagles win i want them to win i can't hand i just i hate kansas city the fans are annoying like you would think the eagles fans would be annoying and yes there's a lot of scummy ones and there's a lot of annoying ones they're obnoxious and they don't shut the fuck up and they have like this overinflated sense of self-worth but then they hate themselves
Starting point is 00:18:12 I think that's why I relate to them like they're bipolar they're like me like one minute I think I'm the goat and then the next I'm like why don't people love me that's Philadelphia people but uh and then they stole you saw the video where they stole the gentleman's hat yeah that poor guy he was just trying to leave the stadium. We don't know what he did before that. That's true, to be fair. But, I mean, are the Eagles going to swoop in and now send this guy a bunch of Commander's gear like they did those Packers fans? And notice how that story went away.
Starting point is 00:18:36 I still want to know what led up to that guy calling the girl a cunt. Oh! Like, I want to know what led to that because I think there was more to it and then it conveniently just went away and when stories like that go away it tells me that they unearth something about this chick and the eagles don't want to look like dipshits by saying they gave her this free shit something was going on I think they set this guy up but anyway I digress I'm a conspiracy theorist the chiefs get my conspiracy theory dander up um anyway so give me some of these what about the over in the game the over in the game let's see i'm going to take a guess it is going
Starting point is 00:19:11 to be 46 and a half 49 and a half okay 49 and a half um i saw cowherd and again don't take anything colin cowherd does seriously the guy's a clown now he used to be amazing The guy's a clown now. He used to be amazing. Now he's a clown. He's amazing. That's crooked Colin. He's lying Colin. He's lying. He's lying Cowherd. But he said, oh, I don't even know if the Eagles are going to make it into the red zone. Bullshit.
Starting point is 00:19:41 The Eagles are going to be, I think they're going to be able to run the ball down their throats. And what we did learn about Jalen Hurts, somebody texted me, a radio guy, and was like, do you think Jalen Hurts is good? I'm like, no, but you can't dismiss the fact the guy's in his second Super Bowl. And what he was able to do, now granted, I think Kansas City, I think they're a better team defensively than Washington. But what he was able to do against Washington is when they sold the fuck out, he was able to make the throws he had to make.
Starting point is 00:20:01 That's a fact. That happened. Can he do that against Kansas City? Maybe, maybe not. Spags is a great defensive coordinator crappy head coach people in St. Louis know about it awesome head coach so uh we'll see but they're gonna get the ball into the fucking red zone like god damn like these people that do these radio shows and speak in such ridiculous hyperbole god go fuck yourselves when you said coward knows better than anybody how to get clicks.
Starting point is 00:20:26 You just shit on Philly. Oh, yeah, he's the king of that. Like, anytime you need, like, like people talk about engagement farming. Like, Cowherd's very good at doing random topics about things that would piss off Philadelphia, and then they post it, and then the Philly people all react to it
Starting point is 00:20:39 because they're very easy to bait into doing shit. I love you. You're fine folks. You're easy to fucking bait. All right, next one. Let's do some passing yards starting with patrick mahomes patrick mahomes passing yards will be 222 and a half way off what really 251 and a half here's why i would have thought less and i went way low on that and i'll tell you why because a lot of the guys when they look at the the eagles defense they give Because a lot of the guys, when they look at the Eagles' defense,
Starting point is 00:21:06 they give them a lot of credit. Now, granted, though, their secondary is beat up. I should have thought about that. And obviously, you saw a 250 in the game from Jalen Hurts. But, yeah, that was just dumb on my part. Pow. I'm an idiot on that one. There's really no excuse.
Starting point is 00:21:21 So what about Jalen Hurts passing yards? Jalen Hurts passing yards will be 217.5. 210.5. Okay, so I was closer on that one. The question is, are they going to have to throw? And if they're trailing, which there's a good chance they will, they're going to have to throw. Will the Chiefs be able to stop Saquon Barkley? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:44 But if they can, then Jalen Hurts will easily get over that number because they're going to have to move the ball. Speaking of Saquon, what do you think his rushing number is? 124.5. 112.5. Really? I think I'm certainly going to take. Look, it's one big run.
Starting point is 00:22:02 If he can pop one 60-yarder, which isn't unheard of for him. He's done it like three weeks in a row. If he pops a 60 yarder, then you just need to get like 10 more carries and he needs to average, you know, what would that be like? If he can average a handful of yards of carry after a 60 yarder, you'd be in fine shape.
Starting point is 00:22:20 So I'd probably take the over. And now Kareem Hunt. Kareem Hunt rushing yards. 31.5. 45.5. They also have Pacheco up here who's kind of been coming back from the injury, so I would kind of go Pacheco. Yeah, I think that's a fair one.
Starting point is 00:22:39 His number is 22.5. Okay, so he was the closer one to what I was thinking. All right, who's next? How about Jalen hurts rushing jalen hurts rushing will be 38 and a half 40 and a half okay close enough so i was about on on that also when you love to take which is the xavier worthy rushing well it was three and a half last game which coasted but it's never five and a half yep exactly and I think Mahomes is really high but well because again his numbers all elevate in the postseason that's the big thing about him it's his his rushing yards go up so if you're gonna say it's really high I mean last week it
Starting point is 00:23:21 was in the 30s right so it was 24 and a half. Oh, was it? Shit. Then his is probably going to be closer to like probably in Jalen Hurts' territory, like 37, 38. 28 and a half. Oh, really? Still, that's doable. Oh, I think he'll hit that for whatever reason. Because the Eagles can get after you.
Starting point is 00:23:37 I think the Eagles are going to get after him. I think the Eagles are going to force him out of the pocket, and he's going to have to run a little bit more. I would take the over in that one. As it sits right here today, I would take the over. You know what was a real upset was the lack of rushing yards from Josh Allen. Really the lack of rushing yards at all from the Bills. The Bills just decided we don't even really want to run the fucking football.
Starting point is 00:23:55 We're going to let Josh Allen just sling it, which whatever. By the way, you want to talk about a miracle. I hit the 500 passing yards. I did a cross game one between Jayden Daniels and Pat Mahomes. I took them to throw for 500 yards combined. Because of the last pass of the game that arguably did not need to happen for Kansas City, I got exactly 500 passing yards. It was quite a miracle. That was something. What else we got? Let's move on to receiving yards.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Let's start with A.J. Brown. A.J. Brown's total is going to be 62 and a half. 69 and a half. Okay, I see. Now, I usually prefer Devontae Smith. And his number is going to be lower than that. So his number is going to be like 55 and a half. 51 and a half.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Which is something I would certainly take. He just needs to make one big one. And then how about Dallas Goddard? Goddard, who will hit his total, by the way, and his number is still going to be low. That number is going to be somewhere in the mid-30s probably for Goddard. Mid-30s to like low 40s. Goddard's number is going to hit like this what was amazing Kansas City gives up the most here's a little nugget Kansas City gives up the most receiving
Starting point is 00:25:12 yards to tight ends for the season which made it incredible that somehow the the fucking Josh Allen the MVP couldn't get it to either one of his tight ends in that game um but whatever it is for Goddard smash the over smash but i'm gonna say it's somewhere like i'm gonna say like 39 and a half no they've caught on it's 51 and a half still take it smash that because they're gonna have to look for underneath shit their pressure is going to be coming goddard over is one of my favorites in this one and his catches his catches is probably going to be like you know four and a half he's going to catch the ball and he's going to be coming. Goddard over is one of my favorites in this one. And his catches. His catches are probably going to be like four and a half. He's going to catch the ball and he's going to make splashes.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Every game seems to make one big splash catch. And then you get a couple dinks and you're okay. How about Travis Kelsey? Fuck him, by the way. That guy was a loser in this. Then what I love is that after the game, like up on the podium, they're like, well, you know know Pat and Travis and the rest of the guys are here like what the fuck did Travis do he had two catches for 19 yards
Starting point is 00:26:10 screw you if I'm Xavier Worthy I'm like fuck off Trav I'm like racism is real when I'm seeing Xavier Worthy do what he did who was the hero of the offense and we're like no let's get Travis Kelsey up here with his 19 meaningless yards this is doofus um Kelsey's number is usually like last week it was like 67 and a half I'm gonna say they're gonna drop that down a little bit it's gonna get closer to what it normally is I'm gonna say like 59 and a half 58 and a half 62 and a half okay ballpark okay that's fine we mentioned Xavier Worthy is receiving his is usually in the fit I'm going to say like 51 and a half. 52 and a half, which I would take.
Starting point is 00:26:49 That's where he normally is. Marquise Brown, Hollywood Brown. He had a couple of big ones early. His number was low. What was his number last week? I think it was in the 30s or 40s. So his will probably be somewhere in that neighborhood, like 37 and a half. 39 and a half.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Okay. This was one that we were still shocked about. I don't know what has happened. DeAndre Hopkins. So his was 21 and a half last week, and he did have a catch, I want to say, for like 10 yards. He had one catch, I think. He had one catch for 11 yards.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Okay. There's no reason for that number to go up. He had zero catches against Houston, and he had two catches for 11 yards. Okay. There's no reason for that number to go up. He had zero catches against Houston, and he had two catches for seven against Pittsburgh. That's been his postseason. Or no, that wasn't even the postseason. That was the last game of the season. He hadn't done shit.
Starting point is 00:27:34 I'm going to say his number's going to be lower than it was last week. I'm going to say Hopkins, but not too much lower. They'll probably put it somewhere in the neighborhood of like 16 and a half or 17 and a half. 13 and a half. Holy shit. Look. And I think you have to play it. You're begging me to take that.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Like somehow, like they brought him in for these kind of moments. Oh, yeah. He's never played in a Super Bowl, right? Smashing it. This is his moment. I'm going to say he's one big catch, one 15 yarder and you got it. This is like the time. Was it last year in the Super Bowl when Odell played with the Chiefs? I think you're thinking about when he was with the Rams I think yes and I put
Starting point is 00:28:10 like for me a huge bet of $30 on Odell to get like 11 receiving yards and he did yeah that is what this is looking like to me yeah I would do that absolutely guy I would consider is Juju Smith Schuster which he always comes through his numbers always low it's in like the mid-teens usually so his is probably going to be he'll i think he's gonna be a little higher like 16 and a half 14 and a half so it was a little higher those are two guys dude totally i would consider all those kind of guys man like the others the other dudes that play for kansas city and maybe the other tight end like noah gray or uh he's 12 and a half. I would consider Noah Gray. He'll give you one catch. Who caught the touch? Did Watson catch one last game too?
Starting point is 00:28:49 I would consider that too. And then the other wild card for the Eagles is the Johan Dodson. Basically, do you think he'll get one catch? Positive money for three and a half yards. I'll tell you who I cashed in on was Hollins. Mac Hollins, the former Eagle. The guy who dressed like Animal from the Muppets?
Starting point is 00:29:06 Yep, I said he'd get his 13 yards, and he did easily. Yeah, we like the other guys. Correct, so there you have it. Is there anything? We can look at some of the other more exotic ones as the game gets closer, but there you have it. So advice, watch the Tom Green documentary on Amazon. Watch the SNL. We've watched the first
Starting point is 00:29:26 two parts of it. It's pretty good. The Elton John one, which is a little bit older, but still good. You should watch it. We're going to give you a review on this movie that Demir says is like Lady Friday. So we'll do all that. We appreciate you.

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