The Josh Innes Show - I Hate The Saints and Derek Carr

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

Look, I know my team sucks. But, I don't care. I didn't expect them to win. But, I had a big bet on combined passing yards and I got screwed mightily. I really hate Derek Carr, Dennis Allen and pretty much everything about the Saints. Are Dodger fans the worst? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Alcohol and select markets. See app for details. All right, everybody. Welcome in. Josh Ennis Show. Just finished watching the Saints get embarrassed by the Chiefs. And the thing is, like, I'm not even overly concerned with them losing because I know they're not very good.

Once they lost a game they had no business losing to the Eagles, then lost a game, they had no business losing to the Eagles, then lost a game. They truly had no business losing the game. They gifted to the Falcons. It's like, you know what? They suck. And as they start losing offensive linemen and start losing other players and injuries build up, you have to have a perfect scenario for Derek Carr to be worth the shit. The scenarios are not perfect. Therefore, Derek Carr sucks. But let me tell you this, and I'll get into some other stuff but I had a lot of bets that didn't hit tonight but I played Mahomes and Carr to combine for 500 yards big bet right I said I had a hunch that like Mahomes is going to sling tonight because

I think the Saints run defense pretty good I thought that Carr could throw a little bit because the Chiefs run defense pretty good. It was plus $240. So a hundred bucks wins 240 if there's 500 yards between the two people. So my man Pat Mahomes threw for 331 yards today, I believe was the number. 331 yards for Pat Mahomes. Derek Carr was at 165 when he threw the incomplete pass. The blitz came, he got knocked on his ass, ball went to Olave, it went through his hands. It's a tough catch. I think it was Olave or Tipton, one of them. It's a tough catch to make.

No one's going to make that catch. It's a tough catch to make. No one's going to make that catch. It's a tough catch to make. Well, then fucking Derek Carr, who always plays freaking hurt because he wants to hurt all of us. Because the guy always, the guy who's always hurt but never comes out, despite the fact that we're desperate to see somebody not named Derek Carr play quarterback for the Saints. The guy always goes out there. It's like, oh, is your leg broken? Oh, yeah. But, you know, I'm still going to play because not named Derek Carr play quarterback for the Saints. The guy always goes out there. It's like, oh, is your leg broken? Oh, yeah, but I'm still going to play because I'm Derek Carr. I never come out of games.

Oh, is your spleen lacerated? Yeah, but I'm going to go out there and play. Oh, did your arm fall off, your throwing arm? Yeah, but I'm going to throw left-handed now because I'm Derek Carr. I never come out of games, ever. This sack of shit, this weird-eyed sack of shit that's never won a goddamn thing, empty yards, empty calories, dickhead quarterback that will never win anything, finally got hurt.

And I missed my 500 yards by four fucking yards. Four fucking yards. This dickhead, slapdick, brother of a shitty quarterback, shitty quarterback himself. Oh, congratulations on your 40,000 passing yards, like the 25th player ever to throw for 40,000 passing yards. Guess what? You've never won a fucking playoff game.

You suck. The only person that thinks you're worth a shit for some reason is Devontae Adams. And I'm beginning to think he got hit in the head so many times that he's developed some sort of issue where he forgets shit.

And he forgets that you fucking suck. Here's the thing. I bet you he plays next week oh yeah that motherfucker they're gonna say well turns out he has an oblique injury he shouldn't play but he's gonna play because he's a selfish cunt but he couldn't be selfish one more time go out there and throw one more goddamn time and give me my 500 yards throwing a pick a pick on the first drive. You suck. The only time you're ever good, Derek Carr, is when literally every single thing is perfect. The world has to be perfect for Derek Carr to be worth a shit.

For Derek Carr to be any good, Derek Carr has to have perfect offensive line, perfect pocket, perfect wide receivers, perfect tight ends. That's the only time this stupid bastard is worth a shit. I hate you. I do. I hate the Saints. I hate Dennis Allen.

I hate Derek Carr. I hate Clint with a K Kubiak. Dickhead. Oh, boy, everything's perfect. You guys look like the goddamn greatest show on turf. Three weeks in a row, your offense is dog shit and why is your offense dog shit because your quarterback sucks and now the shine is all worn off if like for two and a half quarters of that game i was sitting next to jilly we were sitting outside at our house watching the game i said

first down they're gonna run right up the middle two yards bam up the middle Second down, they're probably going to throw a little bit short of the sticks and have a third down. Bam, that's what they do. Then you know what happens after that? I said, they're going to throw a bomb. Bang, incomplete. If I know what you're going to do, I'm fairly certain, I don't know this for a fact,

I feel like after they threw the ball on first down, on the first play of the game, I feel like every play for about two and a half quarters was a goddamn run on first down, up the middle, two yards, two yards, two yards. That's all these dummies did. And the offensive line sucks because you're without your center and your right guard. I get that. That sucks. That's an issue. That stinks. I feel you. However, if I know that when you're lined up under center, your offensive line is overmatched and has no chance, then what the fuck is Clint Kubiak doing? What is Clint Kubiak looking at where he like, I'm a dickhead that's

played man. That's the extent of my football. I played, like, football when I was 10 years old for about a couple of weeks, and I was scared shitless to play football, and I eventually caught a blessing by breaking my left wrist, and then my dad said I didn't have to play anymore. It was a gift. I wasn't good at football, and getting my ass knocked down was not fun. I played a little flag football when I was a kid, and I play a shitload of Madden. If me,

a complete imbecile knows that, Hey, when you line up under center and you run it on first down 11 straight times and they stop it for two yards every time, maybe it's time to shift a little bit. And what you doing there Padre? What you think? Of course that wasn't the case, he didn't pick up on that until it was way too late, I hate the Saints, I hate Derek Carr, I hate Dennis Allen, and I hate Clint Kubiak, and just for the fuck of it, I hate your stupid dad too, I hate all of them, I hate Clint Kubiak, Gary Kubiak, fucking, fucking Contavious, whatever other names you have that start with a K kids, Quandre Kubiak, whatever the fuck you have, I hate all of you. And I hate the stupid high school you went to in Houston,

and A&M can bend over and take it in the cornhole, and so can the Denver Broncos, which you only won a championship because of Peyton Manning showing up for a couple years. I hate all of you. Aren't you glad we didn't go to this game? It's a blessing. Because you were all like, no, if tickets get cheap enough, and the whole time I'm like, oh, sounds like a bad idea.

You don't need to go driving to Kansas City and spending more money to see a shitty football team play. Because let's be real, your team is shitty. Yeah, I'm well aware my team is shitty. I know we suck. I'm fine with it. Going into this game, I was fine with it. I didn't even want to win.

All I want to do is hit my bets. I'm a degenerate. I'm over with it. Going into this game, I was fine with it. I didn't even want to win. All I want to do is hit my bets. I'm a degenerate. I'm over the fact. Actually, that is how you know that your team is shitty because usually you're like, I can't bet against the Saints. That's my squad. And tonight you're like, fuck it.

Mahomes, throw that Tud. Which he didn't throw any Tuds tonight. I took him to throw two. That was a failure. But I did nail Juju Smith-Schuster. Yes, you did. Not figuratively. No. but parlay wise yep that guy had himself a game and his receiving yards were like 17 and a half and his number was like two

catches bang bang bang now here we are got my ass just handed to me this week and the funny thing is I nailed a ton of props but just it's shitty weekend. Shitty weekend. Oh, God. I think Taylor Swift's going to fire the brother of the guy that got the interception as her backup dancer. I hope so. Not only did he get the pick, but he hit that to the head of Travis Kelsey. That's true.

I hate her so much, too. What an unappealing, gangly dope. I've turned. I'm fine with seeing Taylor during the game. It doesn't bother me. I'm just really over the Kelsey exposure. Well, here's the thing. All the commercials.

I don't even care about... Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey. I feel there's more Kelsey that... I'm fine with Taylor. Look, I don't care about seeing Taylor. I'm not one of these people that bitches like, why do I have to see her during the game? I just don't like her.

She's not a very likable... I just don't find her whole act to be likable i don't care about your stupid politics i don't care about your shitty music i'd like you more if your music didn't suck so much music used to be great do you think if kelsey would have scored the tud like he would have like lifted up his jersey it was like vote for kamala yes i do and i wish he would have because i took him to score a touchdown in multiple things it would have been nice but he didn't do it because obviously he hates me too but i'm with you i hate the kelse's I hate them I'm tired of seeing your stupid faces I don't want to see the mom who looks like Bruce Valanche no offense she seems like a

nice lady she looks like Bruce Valanche if you don't know who Bruce Valanche is look up fucking Bruce Valanche she looks like fucking Bruce Valanche I'm sick of seeing the brother who's a try hard like bless your heart like I get why people are turned on by you. I get why there's media exposure. I get why you do a thousand commercials. You're a try hard. You're like the unfunny guy in school that like farts in class. And they're like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

You're hilarious. You're not funny. You're not interesting. Actually, the one I'm least annoyed by is actually Travis. Because he still does stuff. His mustache is stupid. But I'm fine with it. I'm tired of by is actually Travis because he still does stuff. His mustache is stupid, but I'm fine with it. I'm tired of the mom who's like, great, you shat out two annoying kids. That's your gift to society.

You shat them out. You have no actual discernible ability. Congrats, you stayed with the dad instead of getting divorced so the kids wouldn't be upset. I'm pretty sure she's getting a TV show. Great. There's a lot of dumb. The fucking Hawk Tua Girl has a podcast, which good for her. I don't know.

I'm just sick of seeing all of them. We are pro Hawk Tua girl in this family. She's done a lot for the animals and she's kind of smart. Oh, no. I'm not against her. My point is some chick that was just in a fucking viral video that says Hawk Tua is a success. Anybody can have a goddamn TV show. So, like, I'm tired of the Kelseys.

I honestly think Travis is tired of the Kelseys. If you look at him, he looks defeated. I really do. I think you're right. I think he's kind of like, you know what? You don't play anymore, Jason. I'm sick of your shit. Shut the fuck up.

Oh, I want to hear what... Turn this cocksucker up. I want to hear what Derek Carr... Go ahead, Derek Carr. Talk. I want to hear what, turn this cocksucker up. I want to hear what Derek Carr, go ahead, Derek Carr, talk. It takes my fucking money, you asshole. You can't do what you need to do anyway, dickface. Just stay out there. Yeah, yeah.

You didn't, though, you peckerhead. You cost me a parlay. I hate you. No. It's that you're fragile. I hate you. I hate you so much. Look at this. Most games started by quarterbacks since 2014.

Derek Carr leads that. The dude never gets hurt, ever. And then he gets hurt when I need four more passing yards from him. To be fair, he always gets hurt. He just never stays hurt when i need four more passing yards from him to be fair he always gets hurt he just never stays out of the game i hate you also i just had a brilliant idea back to the kelsey's okay i don't know how to pull this off because we can't really do live pods but the uh is it hallmark the hallmark movie about the chief's love story for christmas right is going to be premiering in a few weeks.

I think we need like a just watch along. Like we just comment on it the whole time because we do funny snarky comments during movies to ourselves. And if we like do a live watch along for football, we could do it for this fucking Hallmark chief's love story, which I think Donna Kelsey's in. Again, no, I'm sure she she's isn't that a fun idea we just get drunk and we watch this and we do like how or even if we have to record it we'll be like okay everybody push play now exactly like they're doing the wrestling podcast where they're like hey we're gonna do a watch along of this episode of nitro yeah bad beats I'll tell you about bad beats I know all about bad beats I've had nothing but goddamn bad beats all weekend goddamn I tell you what I'm just I'm hard I missed a parlay I missed two parlays by one thing

I tried to manifest it on Twitter but it didn't happen I needed two catches from Justin Watson didn't catch one and then another parlay I just needed one more catch from Kareem Hunt. I'm telling you. Who has a name you can very easily, if you think you're going to start saying Kareem but then say Hunt instead, it just comes out as cunt. Yeah. Sorry, Kareem. Well, I mean, he didn't get the catches for you,

so that makes him a what? Cunt. Thank you. Should have got that one more catch. You know, like, in a way, I got a hot take here. Because I have to prove myself now that I'm not stupid. Because, you know, you told the world that I was stupid yesterday on Twitter. I didn't.

Let's revisit. I didn't. But let me tell you something. I actually feel bad for Travis Kelsey. He's stuck. He's in a... It's kind of like when you feel bad for a woman who's, like, stuck in an abusive relationship with a guy.

He's caught in a bad romance. He is caught in a bad romance. He can't get out. He can't get out of it. He's stuck. I think he's sick of his annoying brother. I think he's sick of his stupid fucking girlfriend. I think he's sick of all the attention.

I think he's tired of it. I'm on his side. I'm on Travis Kelsey's side. Look, I got you, dog. I feel you. I can see it in your eyes. I look in your eyes. I see a broken man.

You're broken. You've been broken by whatever the shit is that happened to you. Broken kept man. Because if you're like, you don't like look at like when they show him on TV, he's always looking up. Like in my mind, he's looking at Taylor to make sure she's not mad. Like I feel like he's so afraid. He's broken.

I think he's broken. He used to bang all these beautiful sisters, thick, beautiful, beautiful, chocolate-skinned beauties. He used to have them all, right? And now he decided to start fucking olive oil in his life. While there's some things that he's benefited, like his podcast made him $100 million. He's made $100 million off this. That's good. But he had to sell his soul.

What if he used to be like a Trumper? What if he still is and he just doesn't tell her? And now he can't tell her. What if that's what it is? What if he's like, I can't tell you this, but I'm a hard-on football player. Most of us are probably Trumper-type people. His best friend is probably a Trumper based on his wife. This is true.

This is true. The Mahomeses is. Yeah. Guess what? He's broken. He has been broken. And why does Will Levis have any commercials? Why is Will Levis in a commercial?

You suck at football worse than Derek Carr. Why would anybody be like, boy, I'm going to buy whatever product this is because Will Levis speaks. Control the chaos. No bull. Whatever no bull is. So he's got that and the mayonnaise commercial. Will Levis has two commercials? That's fucked. Like, what

kind of world are we in where Will Levis has multiple endorsements? This world that we live in is fucked. We are fucked as a people. What has Will Levis done? Quite literally, nothing. Nothing. At least like the Kelseys have done something.

Like one of them wore a Mummers costume at a parade, so he's obviously talented in some way. And the other one has been on a reality show and bangs the most famous person on the planet. They're both significantly better at football than Will Levis. Will Levis is dreadful. So I tell you, I'm broken inside. My heart. Stop showing these highlights. My God.

There's Juju again. I should have. And I told you this outside and I will concede this time. I should have done one of the, all right, here's $50 on Juju's receiving yards. Just that. Yeah. But if I would have,

it wouldn't have happened. It wouldn't have. But instead he is the game of like the fucking millennium. Xavier Worthy's mom's kind of hot. She's thick, but she's pretty hot. She looked good. She looked good.

Travis is like, eh? Yeah. That's the kind of broads that Travis used to bang before he decided that fucking a broomstick was more fun. What if this goes viral to the Swifties? What's that? Like that comment.

Like somehow a Swifty hears this. Good. Good. You know what I'd rather be? I'd rather the Swifties be angry at me than like, I'm saying that these black women are beautiful. I'm not saying anything offensive sorry the black women are beautiful and taylor swift is a fucking board there i'm sorry

like mcdougall somewhere is gonna be listening to this podcast and then it's like kids gonna hear it in the background and she's gonna be appalled and share it to all of her swifty friends oh mcdougall's kids probably gonna go throw something that's somebody at a game anyway you're not perfect sweetie by the way speaking of of McDougal, I saw a tweet from somebody that's a, maybe, I don't know who they're a fan of, but they actually summed up McDougal's so well. I've never heard a better description, McDougal, I'm on your side. I hope you beat the Mets. I hate the Mets. I'm on your side. We'll be friends for life. But the message that someone left about Philly fans is actually the perfect descriptor of them. And I will read it to you. Now, this is on a post. Let me see where this is.

I sent it to you today, right? Let me see where that is. It is... That's not it. Where the hell did it go? I thought I texted that to you today did i send it to the group chat the group group chat let's see oh there it is so this is some guy named josh reynolds post a video of uh castellanos getting the big hit and it says nick castellanos

with one of the most iconic philadelphia performances of all time from getting booed to telling the fans off to hitting the game time bomb to getting on base for Stotts triple to walking it off epitome of Philly period to which this person Stefan at Kachuk fan account says every Philadelphia iconic sports story is just the fans being pathetic whiny cunts and attacking their own players, getting those players upset, and then acting like they've loved that player the entire time when they do something good. Yes! That is exactly what they are. And I know that McDougal can't acknowledge that, but that's who McDougal is.

It's kind of like when Dak Prescott came back and won the game last night. Like the only reason Dak had to rally to win the game is because Dak sucked for three quarters and was the reason they were in the hole. And then like he got himself out of a mess that he created. Like, are we supposed to blow Dak Prescott because he got himself out of a self-created mess? No, he created his own goddamn mess. That's why they were losing. That's how it is with McDougal.

McDougal likes to like shit on a guy so if he ever does something good they can say we got him and we gave him a standing ovation and now uh he got out but we're the best fucking fans you're dipshits bless your heart i like you but you're fucking imbeciles isn't there supposed to be is it like a 30 for 30 short about the fan that started the standing ovation for was it Trey Turner when he was on the hit list streak and then like they stood up for him and clapped then he hit a home run and like he was back

look I think they're making a documentary about that I legitimately I like a lot of you but I've never seen a group of people and I blame the media in Philly because let's be honest the media in Philly have no content they don't know how to talk about anything other than like emotional meathead shit like why does the media hate us and joe buck said we suck and blah blah blah real talk that's all you fucking idiots

got i like you i'm saying this from a place of love peace and love you're fucking idiots and the fact that like all they can talk about like they talk to you like your children like that should bother you that media people can only talk about like childlike wonderment when they talk about you because you have the emotional um the what's the word i'm looking for you have like the emotional stability of a nine-year-old kid like when i was a younger kid and i would watch the Cardinals lose I would like cry I'd be so upset now I get upset and I get like I huff and puff and I blow my house down but like eventually I'll get over it and I'll and I like Philly people by the local media are still treated like they're 11 year old children watching their favorite team it should bother you that and i like you it should bother

you that you are so that you're such mental little people look i'm trying to keep it woke you're such mental little people that the media people there know that all they got to do is derp here's harry callas's highlight over the game last night and you're like oh i'm coming like you're fucking imbeciles and i like you like that's the thing i don't want us to dislike each other view it as more of a ball busting you're fucking imbeciles and the fact that these media people can just go out every day and be like like you know what we're gonna do today we're gonna talk about how we're gonna spend four hours talking about how you shouldn't sell your tickets to the playoff game like that'll get them going you have feeble minds and pea brains i say that with peace

and love i like you but that's reality i also hope this guy dancing in the background gets hit by a giant bus on his way home i hate him the kid no the adult wearing chief's colored overalls who's dancing behind the set of this show is that jason kelsey he was wearing chief's overalls earlier it might be that seems like something hard i was like i haven't gotten enough attention for the last 20 minutes i need to i need to dance around so the world sees me i tell you what also back to baseball i just showed you this tweet but how ridiculous is this right yeah it says the dodgers have sent video to mlb of manny machado throwing a baseball towards their dugout between innings in game two dave roberts said the ball was directed at him, quote, with something behind it. Okay. Dave Roberts, you know what? You don't have,

there's something behind you winning anything worth a shit. You won the COVID World Series. The fact that you still have a job is a miracle. You spend all this money. You never win anything. You won the COVID World Series. That's like winning a beauty contest. But like everyone is like a three and below. Like I, look, I walked in, I won the a beauty contest but like everyone is like a three and below like i want look i walked in i won the fucking beauty contest with all the ugly people look you suck let me tell you about the dodgers fans or shitting on fans like they threw all the shit at the players and all that shit last night there are two types of dodger fans there's dodger fan that's like rich celebrity type that shows up in the third inning, and there's people who should be in prison.

That's the two levels of Dodger fans you have. They're deadbeat loser people there, or they're like Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight, like, oh, look, Larry King sitting behind home plate. That's who goes to games. Larry King or some dude with a neck tat that should be incarcerated. Those are the dickheads that go to Dodgers games. Profar got them all worked up, pretending like he didn't catch that ball early in the game.

Remember that? But anyway, it's very clear. They're just trying to get Manny Machado suspended because they're afraid of him. Of course they are. They suck. If you can't beat them, let's get them suspended. Maybe this will be the year they finally decide to whack Dave Roberts.

Again, you won the COVID World Series. That's not even a real thing. That's like the Lakers hoisting a flag for winning the in-season tournament or whoever. Who won the finals? Did LeBron win the COVID championship too? I think he did. Yeah, good. That's not a real thing.

Playing in front of cardboard cutouts at a World Series. That's not a real thing, Dodgers. You suck. God, watching the, and I get that the Tigers finally scored runs today because it cost me a play. The Tigers hadn't scored a run in the first like 17 innings of the division series. And I'm like, holy shit. Imagine being the damn Astros. The Astros couldn't beat that goddamn team. Imagine how bad your offense is where a team that

goes against Cleveland doesn't score in the first 17 innings it wasn't even that it was the first 17 and two-thirds innings these bastards hadn't scored a run and then they finally scored three once I decided to get in on live bet on Cleveland to win they said hey watch this some dickhead named Carpenter hits a three-run homer after there were two outs and nobody on, by the way. Boy, the Astros ought to be ashamed for losing to that shitty team. Like, Scooble, there's no shame in not getting to Scooble. But when they throw a bullpen game at you and you score three total goddamn runs over two games,

and then you look at the Indians scored seven or whatever, five in the first inning of the first game of that series. You're shameful. I'm ornery tonight, goddammit. Oh, and by the way, let me tell you something else that sucks. I'm probably going to finish it because we started it. And as Sammy said, come on, baby, finish what you started. I'm incomplete. Let me tell you. I've been watching this Mr. McMahon documentary, biggest waste of time on the planet it's quite literally the same documentary I've watched 400 times about wrestling

and it's the same stories I've heard a thousand times on Eric Bischoff's podcast and Kevin Nash's podcast and Bruce Prichard's podcast like every story like I look over at Jilly I'm like well they're talking about the screw job well okay here's where Bret Hart spits

on the guy up here's where Bret Hart my favorite the one thing that's come out of this documentary that I've enjoyed that I hadn't heard before but I'm sure it's been said is I love that Bret Hart's like I think they killed my brother to get back at me for leaving like okie dokie chief like

believe that I think I fell asleep for that line it It was great. There was another line he had early on to where we were both like, okay, Brett. Brett's like, you were asleep because I remember just outwardly gasping

when he said this. He goes, because you had dozed off and I'm in the bed watching this. And he goes like, at the time, you know, I thought that Vince had killed Owen on purpose to get back at me. And I go, ah!

I think that was the noise I made. I go, ah! Like, you're fucking dope. Like, I've never heard anything. What was the other line, too? It wasn't as good as that, but it was like, I mean, I'm an artist. Oh, love to call himself an artist. Like, and I was arguing actually with Joe and Philly on Twitter.

Because Joe and Philly, bless his heart, when it comes to wrestling, he's like the Philly dipshits. Like, oh, that's so real to me, damn it. And he's like, well, you've got to talk about the screw job because it's important to the story about how Mr. McMahon became evil. Yes, my point is we've all heard the fucking story a thousand times. So that's what I'm confused about, right? Because this documentary, which I get-

It was sold to us as like, oh boy, this guy that's like, you know, like sex trafficking and shit. There's going to be something. It's literally just another documentary. Here's what I'm confused about. Again, I fell asleep because even I know all these stories. I've watched these same documentaries with you. So I'm like, okay, same shit.

But then why? And it's probably just to promote Netflix because Vince is probably still secretly running the company, right? Why is Vince hyping this up like, this was a slam piece, I'm going to make my response because, you know, wrestling's going to Netflix. So I think Vince is still secretly running and he's still got a hand in it. He has to, right?

So he's like, well, let me promote Netflix. He's got a daughter and a son-in-law, so do you think they never talk about wrestling? Like, let me promote. He's got a daughter and a son-in-law. So do you think they never talk about wrestling? Like, let me promote this documentary on Netflix. Let me make people think like, Ooh, this is some salacious shit.

I'm going to make my rebuttal. Right. Just to get people to stream it. And then they're on Netflix. They want to watch, you know, when is raw coming to Netflix in January or something? So maybe it's all.

Cause like there was nothing. Now we haven't finished it. So unless I got two episodes left, so I better start hearing about people fucking donkeys and shit, doing donkey shows, or all this is is just the Monday Night Wars documentary. There's nothing in there that he would be that upset about that hasn't already been said. Correct. So in these next two episodes, I better hear about sex swings, donkey shows,

Costco orders of lubes and shit. I need to hear something because as it is now, also I like this guy in Kansas City who's wearing a sweatshirt that says always October for the Royals. Motherfucker, you've made the playoffs like five times ever. Shut your hole, Kansas City.

Let us not forget it wasn't that long ago before Pat Mahomes, you were known as Chokers. And then in football and baseball, you suck too. Tell you what. What a life. Just a... Ugh.

Ugh. That's a hard knock life for us. But yeah, this documentary sucks. Jim told me he's almost finished Heels and thinks it's fucking awesome I'm surprised you didn't watch that earlier he's been watching other shit you know and he's like well I'm gonna check this out and it was pretty pretty

solid good show if you haven't watched it yet you should but yep maybe I'll bet on the Phillies to win tomorrow I don't know I gotta get back I gotta get back on the horse. Also, you know who's a tool is Jack Flaherty talking shit to Machado.

I'm like, dude, look. He goes like, let's go outside. You know what would happen? If Machado and Jack Flaherty went outside, Machado would murder you. You're a dope. So Machado would quite literally knock you unconscious. I feel confident about

that jack Flaherty they're all trying to get him suspended my man my man's gonna win that damn thing knock the Dodgers out come on Mike Schilt you're my boy I need you to do it I'm still shocked that I lost this thing. I lost three or four huge bets this weekend, like yardage bets, by about a grand total of 20 yards. I think I lost that whenever they didn't convert the fourth down on the Rams game, missed that by six yards, missed this one by four yards. And there was another one that I missed, I think,

by a grand total of about 15 yards so three huge plays that missed by about 20 yards i know you got your own problems in life but this is a problem anyway well we can go watch some other stuff now i tell you maybe i'll go chug what's left of my wine and watch something on tv but anyway you guys are wonderful have a good one