The Josh Innes Show - Instagram Scam

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

I have been seeing instagram videos of women claiming to be something they are not. It's very strange Also, I've found a new account to follow on the Gram..it's a cart girl at a golf course. She's amazing..and it's not because she's doing anything skanky. I'm just intrigued. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I found an account on Instagram, I just stumbled upon it that I find, and I find it interesting. You know, because like, look, let's be honest, when I look at the search feature on my Instagram, there's a lot of smoked meat and a lot of chicks' asses. Let's just call it what it is. You start looking at one chick's ass, then before you know it, you're getting a lot of ass. Now, I get a lot of Tate McCray ass. And look, if you've never seen Tate McCray videos on Instagram, you're missing out. Look at the Tate McCray videos on Instagram.

They're very lovely. I actually, there was a stretch, and I don't know how this happened. This is a wild story. I don't know if you guys heard about this. But there was a stretch where I kept getting videos. I would scroll through it. I would get videos of like

people with Down syndrome with like smoke and hot bodies, right? Like that was like I kept seeing this and I was like, there's something strange about this. Why am I getting these videos? Like I'd scroll through, scroll through and there'd be someone who's just stacked and like tight and everything and that had Down syndrome and it would be like the caption would be like, does it bother you that I have Down syndrome? Like would you still smash even though I had Down syndrome and it would be like the caption would be like does it bother you that I have Down syndrome? Like would you still smash even though I have Down

syndrome? And I'm looking at this and I'm like I like what do I say? Like I'm not going to respond but like in my mind I'm thinking what my response would be like what would be an acceptable response? Like sure I'd smash or like no I'm good like also you don't want to smash because she's got Down syndrome. Look at you, you asshole. But then a story came out, I don't know, a week or two ago that said people were using some sort of filter that could make you look like you have Down syndrome. And a lot of these people that were posting these videos didn't actually have Down syndrome.

They were people using some sort of filter to make it look like they had Down syndrome because it got them more views. It got them more views because people were intrigued by like, look, you could just throw up any chick on the internet on a feed and be like, oh, look, there's some hot chick. Well, there's a billion of those on there. So you really have to have a gimmick to get someone's attention, right? Like you really have to have like a thing where it's like, oh, this really stands out.

A hot chick just bouncing her ass doesn't really stand out. But if it's a hot chick with Down syndrome bouncing her ass, you're like, well, I'm intrigued. I'll stop. And then before you know it, your algorithm is nothing but chicks with Down syndrome bouncing their ass. But as it turns out, many of these people don't actually have Down syndrome. They are just chicks that were using a filter.

Like the shit people will do for clicks, man. The internet's a wild place. And what does it say about us as people that like, if we just see some hot chick bouncing her ass, we're like, all right, next, seen enough of that. Hot chick bouncing her ass. But like hot chick with Down syndrome bouncing her ass, we're like heart, heart, heart, heart.

So I see some of those sometimes. And a lot of them, you gotta be careful. You've gotta be careful when you look at these because you may not be seeing an actual Down syndrome person bounce in their ass. It may actually be somebody that doesn't have Down syndrome that is doing Down syndrome face or something, like putting on like a front with a fucking filter

and then you're not actually seeing a Down syndrome person. So people, the shit people will do to get views and shit on the internet, man. All right, let me play a couple commercials and we will continue. What's better than a well marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door. A well marbled rib eye you ordered without even leaving the kiddie pool. Whatever groceries your summer calls for, Instacart has you covered. Download the Instacart app and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders.

Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart, groceries that over-deliver. All right, now this is where I started with this. So I will go back to this. Sometimes I just stumble upon accounts that I end up loving. Now a lot of them are very like degenerate type of shit where like it's like very offensive jokes and you don't wanna hit like.

That's a weird situation to be in as well because you find something funny, but I live in constant fear that everything I do is somehow going to lead me to being ruined. I have this weird neuroses over that even though like what the fuck do I have right now to lose? I literally have nothing to lose. I have no fucking money. I have no fucking job. Like what are you going to take away from me? My 32 inch tv in the bedroom? Like what are you going to do? You're going to take away the car that I don't have? Like, you're going to just ruin my life? I have nothing. But in my mind, I'm like, shit, if I like this and somebody finds out that I like this, then what's going

to happen? Like, I'm going to be ruined. You're already ruined, Josh. So what the fuck? Like, what do you have to lose? But a lot of them are like wacky, like accounts that'll make just inappropriate jokes about various fucking things. And I'll like it and shit like that. Well, then last night I stumbled upon this account and the account is J E N N N B E L L E E. Jen with three N's Bully.

OK, now this chick is apparently a cart girl. Hold on. She's apparently a cart girl at a golf course. And I think this is legit. Like I don't think these are just videos she's taking and pretending to be a cart girl. But if you've ever golfed, like if you find the right type of cart girl, cart girls are just babes, right? And Julie's convinced cart girls don't exist because every time we've gone to the golf course, there's never been a cart girl and there's never been any

alcohol because like there's just never been a cart girl. So like like me and Sean Salisbury used to golf some and I would tell Julie Julie come with us to the golf course. It's fun. You can go out and get some sun if you don't want to play. You don't have to play, but we'll go to the golf course. We'll just get plastered because back in my day you would just get fucking plastered on the golf course. That was the absolute best. You just spend all day golfing.

By the time you get to like 13 and 14, you can barely stand up. And somehow that's when you start playing better golf. Like the first hole, you're like fucking shanking shit off into the woods, dogleg ride, it's going out of bounds, all this shit. But you get to about the 13th and you've had enough alcohol.

Really it's closer to the turn where you've had enough alcohol that you start playing better. Then it's when you get to about 16, 17, 18 where you're just completely fucked and can't even see straight and you're shanking shit again. It's like it kind of all comes back around and goes full circle. But I was like, Jilly, there are cart girls and like they're usually babes and they're going to flirt with you a little bit because they want to get a tip. And

generally speaking, they're wearing like little skirts, like the kind of skirts you wear that have like the shorts on underneath them and they're wearing like a tank top. Some of them have like a fucking Shricks on hat on with like a ponytail and it looks fucking great and they'll flirt with you and they'll make you like doubles even though you ask for a single and then you get hammered on the golf course. It's awesome and Jillie's like okay I'm interested I want to see what happens with these cart girls and all this getting drunk on the course and having a good time and literally literally every single time I took her to golf, there were no cart girls and there was no alcohol. So she believes it's like the fucking Yeti. She's like, cart girls

are like the Yeti. They don't exist like the Loch Ness Monster. There's no such thing as these cart girls, right? I'm like, well, Jilly, you haven't lived till you've seen the hot cart girls. They're perfect. They're better than any chick you're going to see at Hooters. They're better than any Twin Peaks chick. The best service industry chick is the chick that runs the fucking cart that has all the alcohol, the cart girl. The cart girl at the golf course is like the perfect babe. It just always, because she's going to be tanked outside all day. She's going to wear like that

perfectly cute kind of outfit that's not too skanky. Like you go to Twin Peaks and some chick's going to be wearing like Daisy Dukes that are upper crotch and like a cut off flannel shirt. Not saying that doesn't look good by the way, but like that's what you're going to get out of that. You're going to, like you go into it like, okay, she's trying to skank it up because she wants a tip. That's what they do. That's the schtick. You go to Hooters, and let's be real, a lot of the chicks at Hooters aren't

even attractive anymore. Some of them don't have asses, some of them don't have Hooters, some of them have dicks. So like, you don't know what you're getting at Hooters anymore. Like they let dudes, like there was a stretch, right, where they were letting dudes like be Hooters girls and shit. Like it's a different universe and it's not a universe that I'm here for. I'm like, so like, when you go to Hooters, you go to these places, you know what you're in for. You're gonna get some babes sometimes and then sometimes you're just gonna get chicks skanking it up as hard as they can because that's what you're supposed to get. It's the same thing when you go to a strip club, right? But the hottest stuff is when you see a chick who's not supposed to be smoking hot. And I get that the cart girl's trying to be cute,

but she's golf cute. And golf cute is like an elite level of cute. It's the best cute, like skirts and tennis shoes and fucking hats and ponytails, like high ponytails. And like they're tan and they tend to be just adorable. Those are the best, like not smoking hot but cute and then the atmosphere and the number of drinks you've had mixed with the outfit she's wearing and the atmosphere makes it.

Sometimes the atmosphere helps create like the atmosphere or the vibe or the personality and generally speaking the cart girl is going to have a good personality because they know that's where their money is coming from. On occasion, you'll get a really bitchy cart girl that's not really interested in talking with you. Not even asking to flirt with me, right? You don't even have to flirt with me. Just be nice and be pleasant and smile and say, hey, guys, hitting them today. And

like, hey, guys, like, got to pull up, got to say like, hey, boys, what's going on? Like that type of shit and I'm in. Tips, tips, tips. But anyway, I bring this up because there is this account and her name is Jennifer Friday, but her account is, she has an account that's Jen Friday, but this is just J-E-N-N-N-B-E-L-L-E-E, whatever that means, I don't know. But this is her account of her just being a cart girl and her making drinks for people. So there's a camera in the cart

and then like she'll say somebody just ordered like like such and such drinks and then that she just stands there and makes the fucking drinks and for whatever reason I'm mesmerized by it. I don't know why but like certain videos like cooking videos are like the videos where people chop shit and it's really loud like I'm mesmerized. There's another account that I watch where someone just in different color markers like will have a I don't know

just like a sheet of paper, you know, a college-ruled sheet of paper, but whatever and they'll put like, you know, can your foot can your city top this and then it has like football baseball basketball hockey and they'll write the best player in each sport in that city. Like it was Boston the other day and just watching somebody write in marker. Like I don't know what it is, but I'm mesmerized by it. I'm a fucking weirdo, man. But anyway, back to this chick. So I started watching her

videos and she's just like she's very pretty and like she's making like John Daly's and then like so she'll have the camera in the in the cart, right? Like it's like a camera phone clearly because like she's basically she's put the phone in one of the cup holders of the cart, you know, and like she'll film herself kind of driving around and then like the guys come up and then she'll be making a drink and it's so alluring and then like some then like some of the

videos she's like getting dressed. And then like some then like some of the videos, she's like getting dressed. She's picking out her outfits for what she's going to wear to the golf course. And I'm like, this is great because I know you're just going to wear a cute skirt and a tank top and a hat. You're going to look adorable. And I think most and I think you guys should follow this account. Maybe she'll pick up a couple of followers because of this dopey podcast. But she got 255,000 followers. Video creator, busy driving around the

golf course, and I think she's a model, I guess, because her agency or her name is up there. She's some sort of, again, I don't know how real or how whatever this is. I'm assuming she's a real cart girl. I don't want to be lied to. I'm not here to be lied to by someone who claims they're a cart girl who isn't a cart girl. But I think you guys should follow this chick because she's adorable and everyone knows that like the two cutest chicks are the golf chick and the tennis chick. The tennis chick that keeps the tennis ball up in like her tights and then takes the tennis ball out of there for whatever reason, I

can't explain it. Super hot. But like basically country club hot is a super kind of hot. It's not skanky. It's not like I mean look there's a time for skanky like white trashy hot. Don't get me wrong. There's time for all of that. But the elite hotness is like country club chick hot. Tennis chick hot. Golf chick hot. And not like Annika Sorenstam golf chick. hot. And not like Annika Sorenstan, golf chick. I'm talking like, you know, Paige, what's her name? Hot golf chick. I'm talking, who's the tennis chick that got booted for

steroids or whatever that we never hear from anymore? Who was that chick that was the awesome hot tennis player chick that was smoking hot, now we never hear from her anymore? Who was that chick? Like, that's what I'm here for. Hot chick tennis players, hot chick golfer chicks. And I think you guys should follow this account. As far as other accounts on Instagram, I don't know what I would tell you to follow, but like this chick, do it and then message me and

you'll be like, thank you, Josh. And that I think the thing I like about it is it's not it's not skanky. She's just a pretty chick making drinks. It's what I love. You know, like I wouldn't tell you to go follow some skank. Now I would tell you to go find Tate McCray videos. She's a singer. Her music is pretty much fucking terrible. But like her her videos, all the videos of her are her being super tan and hot. And I'm like, I'm down with this. You know, does it make

you a creep? I don't know fucking maybe but the videos are there. If people are gonna keep pumping them out there, I'm gonna keep looking at them, right? make you a creep? I don't know, fucking maybe, but the videos are there. If people are going to keep pumping them out there, I'm going to keep looking at them, right? Why am I weird? Why am I weird? Because I like beauty. I think it'd be weirder if I were just watching unattractive people doing shit. I'm watching pretty people do things. Hell, I'll watch pretty dudes do things. I don't give a shit. Also, I finished that documentary that I told

you guys to watch, the American Murder, some shit on Netflix. It wasn't bad, it's an interesting story. At least at the end of it, I found myself going, I don't know who the fuck to believe. That said, we do have other things to get into. Follow that chick on Instagram, she seems like a real angel, and we will continue.