The Josh Innes Show - It Continues To Rain Dildos

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

Dildos falling from the sky during WNBA games is becoming a regular occurrence. Not only did a dildo land on the court last night, multiple attempts in other arenas fell short. What is the cause of this epidemic. Is the WNBA under attack? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So yesterday we talked about the guy getting arrested for throwing the first dildo at the WNBA game. Now we have a third dildo toss and potentially a fourth dildo toss, or at least a dildo toss, an attempted dildo toss last night. There was one that landed, and there's a video on barstool that would indicate that there was another dildo that was thrown but landed near somebody who wasn't. on the court. So we have a full-on epidemic. There is an epidemic of dildos falling from the sky at WNBA games. It's been a wild two weeks for the WNBA. Let's play a couple of commercials and we'll get into it. So here's the story. A sex toy landed near Indiana, Sophie Cunningham, after it was thrown from the stands in Los Angeles while the fever played the sparks on Tuesday night, which, by the way, credit to me, I took a couple of overs and that.

game and then fell asleep, woke up at 4.30 this morning to find out that I hit both of those plays. So not to brag, but I rule. And oh, by the way, we have football tomorrow. God, this makes me so excited. We're betting on preseason football, the most degenerate thing ever. Well, I'd argue that betting on WNBA games that I'm not even watching might be a level of degenerate that's worse than betting on the preseason. But betting on the preseason tomorrow, oh, boy, the excitement. The incident at Crypto.com Arena, which is a horrible name for an arena, crypto.com arena occurred with 205 left in the second quarter with the green object landing in the lane near Cunningham,

who had been vocal on social media about fans throwing toys onto the court. The fever forward jumped back in surprise and then Kelsey Plum kicked the object into the stands. I bet Kelsey Plum loves kicking dicks. Like it was some sort of like cathartic for these ladies. He's like, fuck you penises. She probably envisions that being Caitlin Clark's penis that she's kicking. Not that Caitlin Clark has a penis. I don't think she does.

But they hate Caitlin Clark. So they just view that as like a little mini Caitlin Clark just kicking her because they hate her. It's ridiculous. It's dumb. It's stupid, sparks coach Lynn Roberts said after the team's 100 to 91 win. It's also dangerous. And player safety is number one. Unless, you know, you're playing the players on the court and you all like drop kick

this Caitlin Clark. Respecting the game, all those things, I think it's really stupid. Plum added that she thought both teams did a great job, quote, playing on, don't give it any attention. The refs, too. I really appreciate them. It was just like, hey, let's go. Cunningham walked over to the Sparks bench and was laughing about it.

Well, the thing about this, Sophie Cunningham, give her credit. Like, she knows what she's doing. Much like, you know, the kids in the sandlot said about Wendy Peffercorn, like she she don't know what she's doing and then Benny the Jet Rodriguez comes in and goes, oh yeah, she knows exactly what she's doing. Sophie Cunningham knows she's good looking and knows that she's in like the upteenth percentile of good-looking WNBA players. She is well aware of how hot she is, especially like she's a 14 in WNBA hotness.

She's probably like, you know, like an eight, seven and a half eight, maybe a little less than that. Like she's extremely good looking. Listen, I'm a fat, big-titted, fat. That gut, small-dict, fuck, okay? I am well aware of what I am. So I hate when dudes who are like really unappealing dudes sit there and talk about good chicks who are, by every metric, good looking, and sit around and tell you how unappealing they are. Listen, if Sophie Cunningham walked in here right now and said, are you ready for me, Ralph?

Fuck yes. Let's go. Okay, I am well aware of this. However, if we're just being, you know, objective about it, not like she's a 10, okay? I don't know what we would consider a 10, but she's not a 10, right? But like in WNBA world, it's kind of like, it's like this when like you hang out with two ugly friends and you're the best looking of them. You look like a nine compared to your ugly friends, but if you just go out into the world and you're around like other like good looking dudes, maybe you're not a nine, right? And the same thing applies for women in this case.

So like in the WNBA, there's like, she's like, like, if it's a one to 10 scale for WNBA players relative to other WNBA players, then book. Boom, like, she is like a 17 among WNBA players scale of one to ten. Caitlin Clark is like an eight among, nah, a seven among WNBA players on the WNBA scale and like a four among the rest of the world, right? I'm trying to think of other good examples of this. Like the Lexi Hull check. She's like an eight in the WNBA, but in the real world, what is you? You know, actually, a really good example.

of that is the girl, and I don't know if she's a lesbian or not because she seems to be kind of up in the air about whether or not she's a lesbian. But Paige Beckers, if you just look at Paige Beckers through the lenses of like semi-cute, tomboyish basketball player, sometimes she's wearing cute glasses. Like among WNBA, like Paige Beckers is probably like a seven and a half, seven point four. You put Paige Beckers out in the real world and you're like, eh, whatever, you know. But like Sophie Cunningham is like the Queen. of hot WNBA players. She's like a 17

and she knows exactly what she's doing and she knows what she's doing when she's wearing short-ass shorts with those long ass legs into the arena. She knows what she's doing when she tweets things like guys stop throwing rubber dicks on the court. She knows what she's doing and she plays the game well and that probably pisses off a lot of

chicks in the league because they're trying to be like considered credible or whatever and she's over here like nope, I'm, you know, showing my coos to everybody. We don't know who those people are. We come to play the game and people want to see us play. Fever coach Stephanie White said when asked about the disruption. I think it's just that simple and we can't control everybody's actions.

According to social media posts, green toys were also thrown in Phoenix and New York on Tuesday night but didn't reach the court. Oh, well, it really is an epidemic. The one in Barclay Center landed near a child. Well, I mean, what are children nowadays anyway? The way these parents raise their kids are probably watching erotic anyhow. On Friday, a sex toy was thrown in Chicago under a basket. It is fascinating, though, like how someone just, like, one person did this, and it's an epidemic.

Or is this a, or is this like a calculator? Or is this domestic terrorism? Is this rubber dick domestic terrorism? These are the questions. The WNBA, you got to catch the fever. Dill, dildo, dildo, dildos! Green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green green green green green green green green green gildos. Flopi, floppy, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, floppy, floppy, green,

floppy, green dildos! You wonder who decided, like, green, like, was that just the cheapest one? Are green dildos, like, on sale? These are the questions. Like, I don't know if a green dildo is cheaper. I was having this discussion with Aaron and here today on the morning show. like are they cheaper because they're green and like if you're a lady and you're you know making love to yourself with a sex toy in such a manner do you view that like is it weird to

you that it's green or does it matter you know does it have to be like the the skin tone of the type of person you like or can it just be like a hot pink one like I would assume it doesn't matter but um as it stands now it appears that this that we're just just at the beginning of this domestic dildo terrorism. So take that for what you will, but this is just the beginning. Anyway, more to come.