The Josh Innes Show - It's A Crappy Monday

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

Boy, what a day. Our heating crapped out so the house has been like 59 degrees all day. I had to attempt to talk with the landlord and that's not something I'm particularly good at. Jilly is super pissed because the heat, mixed with the neighbors building something in their backyard, has made doing her job difficult. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Bell Air Direct, insurance, simplified. Conditions apply. All right, everybody. Welcome in, All Up, Ennis. I am very, very late today, but I'm here. I had to do some, well, basically, here's what it came down to today. I'm at home doing this today. Normally I do it at the radio station because I had to come home early today.

I say early, earlier than I wanted to because generally speaking, I like to do the podcast after the show. Although I enjoyed doing it before the show. I just didn't want to wake up at 3.45, 4 o'clock anymore to do it. So here I am and I usually do it at the radio station after the show now. But what happened was our heat stopped working last night. and this morning it was like 50 something degrees in the house like miserably cold in the house so jillies had to work from home because she works from home every day so what's happening is it's so cold in here that she was wearing like a parka to work and i had to get home to try

to get the dog out of the house because you know i was trying to get him out of here so she could work and then we had to call the landlord. And the landlord seemed to be kind of like, you know, iffy about getting somebody out here to fix us. I'm like, ma'am, it's, you know, it's literally 59 degrees in the house. It will not get up any higher. It's 59 degrees. When I got home from work, it was 59 degrees in the house.

Can you fathom a situation where it's 59 degrees in the house? But that's what it was. So, and Jilly is like, Jilly is a lot. lot angrier than I am and like she'll go off on people whereas I don't I've got like repressed rage hold on let me play a couple commercials and I'll continue so jilly will like tell people off and like jillie can stand up for herself to the point of being irrational really like jillie has an amazing ability to be super irrational like she doesn't really a lot of times think things through it's just like she thinks the worst in every situation right so like in this scenario

I'm thinking, all right, I don't know, I'll reach out to the landlord. I did so this morning to try to get somebody out here to fix this. To which the landlord was like, I can't find anybody to get out there. I'm trying. I'll try to get somebody tomorrow. Which Jilly is like, get this bitch on the phone. I'll talk to her. I'm like, no, that's probably not for the best.

I'll just handle it because I'm very passive when it comes to this kind of stuff. For whatever reason, I can't tell you why I'm so passive. It's just not in my DNA to be like in your face, like, you know, like fighting people over this kind of stuff. I wish it was. I wish I were more that type of personality. I wish I were more aggressive in that way. I wish I could do that. But like part of it is like I don't want to be a dick. And then even though it's not really being a dick, it's standing up for yourself or standing up for what's right in this scenario. I just don't like confrontation. I'm like George McFly in that way, except I haven't fucking knocked out Biff yet. But I'm like a George McFly when it comes to this kind of stuff. Real talk.

Like that's how I operate. So then I'm on the phone with the, the landlord. She's like, hey, maybe I'm going to come over and look at it. And I'm like, all right, that's good. So I tell Jilly, hey, the landlord's going to come over and look at this. Oh, what does she know? She doesn't know anything about it. She needs to get somebody out here. I'm like, shit, I'm doing the best I can't.

Then Jilly's like, well, we need to go get a hotel or we need to do this. And when we go get a hotel, she's going to fucking pay for it. I'm like, I don't want to deal with this. I know it's cold. It is so cold in here. Look, I get where Jilly was coming from. I'm sitting in this room right now. And this is the room where all of the radio stuff is in here.

It is cold Like it is certainly cold We have one little space heater One little electric space heater And that's all we have in the house So I can understand how she sat here all morning When it's 40 degrees outside And 58 degrees in the house

I get it But I'm sitting here and I'm like This is not my personality Like I'm like and I feel like such a bitch about it Because like my wife is over here Like I'm gonna take care of this shit And I'm over here like I'm sure it'll figure itself out

Like that's how I've used things. I'm like, I guess I try not to think that people are full of shit, whereas Jilly's DNA is to assume everybody's full of shit. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, right? I think Jilly goes into things like just sassy about it and like, you know, like I'm ready. Like, and look, she ends up being right. So like, whatever. But it's fascinating because the lady couldn't find anybody to come to the house. So she was going to come out tonight and look at it. Then magically, I get a call like 10 minutes ago and it's like, hey, Hey, by the way, we're going to get somebody out there.

We're going to have somebody at the house between 4 and 430. I'm like, awesome, great. So why couldn't you have done that 10 hours ago? Like, I don't think, and look, Julie's right. It is not ridiculous to think that somebody from a heating company can get out here, you know, in the same day. So that's our situation right now. So someone's going to be coming to the house in a little bit. And then on top of that, look, I feel bad for Julie.

I mean, look, she didn't have the most difficult job. in the world, neither do I. We're radio people, right? So it's not the most difficult scenario that anyone's ever encountered. But she's working from home. And the people next store, so it's two lesbians, I guess, I think they're lesbians. I've never talked to them, Jilly has. But it's two ladies that live together. You know, they're nice lesbian ladies. Nothing bad about them, as far as I can tell. They got dogs, whatever. And, you know, they just decorated. And also fuck them because they put up decorations for Christmas outside. Now Jilly's like, well, why can they put up decorations and we can't. I'm like Jilly because this old ass fucking house literally does not have an

outdoor outlet for whatever reason. That's the reason I haven't gotten to smoke or anything because for some reason this house does not have outlets outside. I don't know why that's the case, but they don't have outlets. And Jilly's like, well, why can't we put up lights? I'm like, I don't want to fucking put up lights. Like, we'll figure something out, but like I don't care about putting up lights. Christmas lights don't mean much to me. I don't need them. But she's like, I want to put up lights. I'm like, great. We'd have to find solar lights for this.

And you have to go through. And by the way, we tried the solar lights thing in Nashville once, and you can barely even see them. We threw these solar lights over some of the bushes in Nashville. And it's like they were not even full on white. It was like they were this weird light blue color that you couldn't see. So on top of the fact of the lesbians next door making my life difficult because the lesbians next door have decided that they're going to put up

Christmas lights and decorate their whole house and put the pressure on me to do it to make my wife happy. On top of that, they're building some sort of shed or some sort of room in their backyard that they just started working on today. So all of these construction workers have like five trucks out front in this really narrow street, giant mountains of gravel that they're pulling from. And they're putting together some sort of barn or some shit in the backyard here. So all day long it's bang, bang, bang. So the dog wakes up balls early so Jilly doesn't get to sleep in. And then I'm getting the text messages all day about it. Like, it's so noisy.

What are they doing next door? I'm like, I don't fucking know. So that's what's made my day difficult to start, a difficult beginning to my week. And I know you have your own problems. I know you got your own issues. I know that you've got, you're enjoying your own lives.

You've got your own trials and tribs. I get it. But this day has been a pain in the ass. Then, on top of all that, apparently this just become an episode for me to bitch about random things but as you know I've been hoarse the last couple of you know days so I try to get better from that but then the weird air quality in here causes my voice there's all issues everywhere but that said to put something right on top of that then oh I don't even

know how this the person's going to park outside to come look at all this shit inside because the streets being occupied by like four trucks of fucking people out there doing construction work next door on some backyard barn type shit like shed then i had to to look like a total chump because i had to delete a facebook post because my management people are afraid that some lady was going to sue me because some i mean like here's the part that bothers me about shit and like there's certain things that just bother me actually you know what i'll save that i'm going to get into that at another you know i'm going to hold on to that I'm going to hold on to the shit, because that's a whole story in and of itself, okay?

So that's another thing to get into. But it's just, it's just one of those, it's just been one of those kind of things. And like, it's tough, like, because I am, I get, I am more passive in the way I handle these kind of situations because I don't feel like, you know, having confrontations. I think Jilly kind of thrives on confrontation. Not that she's like some sort of wacko or anything like that. I just think that she thrives on confrontation. I think that's like, she's, like, she embraces confrontation.

and that's kind of the way she was brought up. That's never how I was brought up. Like my dad is not like a super passive guy. He'll tell people what he thinks. But like that's not like the kind of thing. Like I'm out there looking to get into shit with people. So I'm just looking for the solution that requires me to do as little. And that's not always how I used to be like I used to really have no issues like fighting.

When I was on 610, like me and Rich would fight all the time. Now I try to avoid that kind of shit. I don't know if that's just older age or what the hell the issue is. But that's how I operate now. I don't know why I operate that way, but I do. So that's how my shit's been going. So I'm sitting here in this cold-ass room. It's like 59 degrees.

Jilly is at the store trying to get some shit. We're going to go get our Thai food for dinner tonight because there's this great Thai place right down the street called Pye's Thai, and it's fucking fantastic. There's going to be a shitty Monday night game, which is probably going to be another blowout because all these fucking prime time games have been terrible, just awful, awful, awful football in prime time lately.

Like last night, I know the score was close, but that game last night was not very good. good football being played last Monday night was not very good football Sunday not that like so we've got shitty football I got to deal with construction next door these people building the fucking castle in their goddamn backyard there's four trucks of people parked outside the house banging hammers and shit to build this thing next door it's 59 fucking degrees in the house and I'm having to deal with my wife basically calling me a fucking pussy and the part is she's not fucking wrong that's the part that's the worst like I'm sitting there and I'm like you know what like I look I think you're slightly

irrational and I give people the benefit of the doubt. There's only so much that can be done, but you're not fucking wrong. I'm a gigantic gaping fucking vagina when it comes to confronting these types of situations. I could have picked up the phone and said, listen here, Landler, even my mom, my, Julie's talking to my mom about how it's cold and there's issues with this and my mom is telling her like, well, you tell her that I'm going to have a hard time paying the rent if it's cold in here. I'm like, how am I the only cunt in this place?

I am a total fucking asshole. I don't know. I don't know when this, I became this person. I don't know when I became this like docile fucking like cuck of a person when it comes to these kind of situations. I don't know why I am the way I am, but I am. This is just who I am. Oh, boy.

Anyway. So with that said, Cuck here. Cuck Josh is here. I got other shit to get into and I will do that here on the next. couple episodes. Stay tuned.