The Josh Innes Show - It's NFL Opening Night!

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

We get NFL Football Tonight! By popular demand, Jilly joins us to look at some of the fun pre season bets on DraftKings... We make our ultimate division winners parlay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, so NFL season starts today. Yes, officially, as the Ravens and the Chiefs are going to be taking the over in Patrick Mahomes' passing yards today. Thank you very much. And Jilly is here. Jilly endorses DraftKings, right? I do endorse DraftKings. If you're listening in Nashville, use code WNRQ to sign up. Help me out. Yes, do that. Now, so I don't endorse anything because I have no endorsements because I don't have a job. So I just gamble where I can gamble, wherever the stuff's good.

But see, here's the beauty. With DraftKings, they're doing this thing where it's like a super boost is what they call it. So on DraftKings today, you can get a touchdown from either Jason Kelsey. He's retired. Yes, with either Travis Kelsey or from Henry, from Derek Henry. And if either one of them scores a touchdown, you get a plus 100, which normally that option would be like minus 300, have no value. I have the option to bet $250 on on this that's the max I can bet and Jilly's is like five it's 10 to be fair because I'm not a total degenerate I make small bets to win big and I'm thousands of dollars in debt so guess who wins in the long run J jelly does all right so here's what we got so we're

going to be in indianapolis on saturday so if there are any texans fans going to indianapolis let that listen let me know message me whatever maybe we can meet up we still haven't gotten tickets yet we're going to get tickets when we go uh but with said, should be a hell of a time. We're going to what Pat McAfee calls the Lod Haas. By the way, this is a new development since the last time we've spoken on the podcast. Jilly is a hardcore, hardcore Pat McAfee fan, whether it is on his show, whether it's on wrestling, whether it's on game day. I don't know if he has a fan group name, but whatever it is, you're a member of it. I am. I mean, I've always liked Pat, but when we moved here, I just found myself watching his

actual show on YouTube all the time, the one that's also on ESPN where he curses all the time on ESPN, which I think is hilarious. But I found myself watching. It just timed out where I'd be done with my work. You'd be going to work at the time. You don't anymore. No, I don't. And I would sit here and eat lunch and watch the Pat McAfee show.

And I just, I think he's fantastic. And Jilly's like, so do you think that maybe we could go to the Thunderdome? Well, I don't want to, I don't want to creep. I don't want to be a stalker, but I would like to see it. And also I'd really like to just buy a shirt while I'm there because I want a Pat McAfee show t-shirt. But I don't feel like paying the $10 in shipping if I'm going to be there. So can you just go to the Thunderdome? Is there like a team store in the Thunderdome?

I don't think so. Also, why do so many people hate Pat? I know why so many people hate Pat. I'm a miserable human these fucking people are like a special brand of miserable I here's my criticism right my knock would be that he didn't really have opinions on anything like it's just kind of everything's happy and but you know what it fucking works because there's so much shitty sports radio and sports media that's just dudes arguing over shit and giving contrived viewpoints on shit

like the most fun i've had watching sports shit in forever was pat mcafee in ireland these irish blokes keep bringing him guinnesses he's chugging a guinness talks for two minutes chugs another guinness chugged like 12 guinnesses over the course of a two-hour show really you know what it was it was like when we used to get hammered on Twitch. And like at the start of the night, it'd be fun. It's like, oh, it's a theme night. It's a Hawaiian shirt party or it's, you know, Red Solo Cup party. And then seven hours and thousands of dollars in donos and shots and rumplements and everything later, I'm shirtless, asleep, on camera, while there's

like random yacht rock playing or casino sound effect music playing. There's like 30 people still watching at three in the fucking morning. I get up the next morning. I'm like, what the hell did I do? I go to Instagram and there's me shirtless, chugging uh like eggo waffle alcohol out of a boot like that was what pat mcafee was like and i think that's why we kind of relate when i talk about what i want the pod to be like my goal in life is to have some big deal in houston obviously we've talked about that for the first couple of pods but i need to get a job there's a whole bunch of factors to go into this but i want that vibe maybe the mcaAfee vibe but with actual like opinions on shit and not just kind of like you know all that like I don't judge him for the grab ass I don't judge it's fun shit like we should be happy

that there are people like McAfee out there that are doing fun things like that and it's not just constantly this Stephen A Skip Bayless miserable assholes with contrived opinions yelling nonstop. That's the kind of fun that Houston doesn't have and that's why I want to create it. I just don't have the balls to go do it or the means to go do it at this point. But if I ever do get the balls or the means, I got the team of people to do it.

I got PK who's like, PK's gung-ho as shit about this. He's like, dude, he's got the equipment. He's got the video shit. He could make it look professional. Like, it's possible, but I need to find a job because I'm not as ballsy as PK. PK just said, fuck this shit. And I think PK may have had more saved up over the years. Maybe.

I got zero. Because we have zero. So, I mean, we don't have money to move. We don't have, you know, the ability to rent an apartment or. Well, I want to be clear. I ain't poor. Yeah, but I'm saying like to move long distance, it is pricey. It's not as easy as people make it seem. I'll just pick up and move to Houston. I'd love to. Yeah, that's the ambition. That's the goal. But unfortunately, that's not like maybe a miracle happen. We'll find a job somewhere in Texas and like we can in a drop of a hat be driving to Houston for shows and stuff. That's the goal. Like now, if you're someone that wants to sponsor something, if you're someone listening, you're like, hey, I got a barbecue joint.

I got a bar. I got whatever. Hey, let's talk. I'm down for it. But that would be the ambition. But I need to get a radio job. And I also can't let my last radio job be one that I, I mean, look, we're all going to get fired from our last job. More than likely, even the greatest coach, like the greatest coach of all time, Bill Belichick got fired from a job at the end of it. So whatever, but like, I can't have my last go round in the industry be getting fired because a bunch of old fucks didn't like me in St. Louis.

I can't have that happen. Like I have to have a, you know, a success story there too. And I need to have money coming in, but like, that's the goal. I know I've said that in these first few pods, but the goal is to be able to have a job somewhere, maybe in Texas. Look, I'm not going to turn down good jobs if they come up somewhere, if they're in, you know, fucking Montana and it's a good job, I got to go. But something comes up in Texas, we're drivable to Houston we can go down there and do weekend party shows tailgates all that shit that's the ambition so if you're somebody that believes in that idea and you're like hey I got some cash I have a business reach out let's go

now with that said you got the DraftKings app out you ready to go so we're probably going to put in a couple of plays. We're going to drive over to Illinois today because that's what we do. We can't bet in Missouri. So we drive about 12, 13 minutes from our house. It's more like 20, 22. It's not 22 minutes. Yes, it is.

Okay, either way, we got to drive across the Mississippi River to go to Illinois to bet like a bunch of D-gens. And let me tell you, when we first experienced that, because we were in Tennessee, didn't have to do that. Like the gambling was legal there on the phones. Everything was fine. You want to talk about D-gens. First exit after you get off this bridge, cross the Mississippi River in multiple spots, but where we are, it's farther down out of downtown you cross the bridge over into Columbia Illinois and the first exit is Columbia it's Illinois Highway 3 there's one gas station right there on the corner and on a football Sunday cars will be lined up and down the highway in the parking lot they built a little they built a strip center in the strip center. They built a little, they built a strip center. In the strip center,

there is nothing but one little bar. What the hell's the name of that bar? I think it's called The Office. It's called The Office. That's the name. There's nothing else has been built in this shopping center. Just one D-Gen hole-in-the-wall bar

for people to get on their phones and go bet. And that's the level of D-Gen that we are. We're one of those. You sit in the car, like, look, I'm not proud of it. I'm also not ashamed of it. Fuck it. What are you going to do? But that's how we have to gamble. Now, obviously, our people in Texas are like, oh, lucky you. I have to drive to Louisiana if you want to go bet. You have to drive. Let's see, how close is Lake Charles? Hour and a half, something like that.

I guess technically you could gamble before Lake Charles because you'd be getting into like Venton and shit like that. That's probably about an hour and a half. Yeah, so what if? So the Texas people are like, go F yourself. I was talking to AJ the other day, of course, AJ from 97.5, and now he's in San Antonio. And his family's not with him in San Antonio.

They're spending the rest of one of his family's not with him in San Antonio they're spending the rest of the the one of his son's uh school years his senior year in Vegas so he's just there by himself like last weekend dude just got in the car and drove to Louisiana just to gamble so I get the plight I feel you so um have you decided what you want to build I know you want to do a division winners parlay is that one that we're looking at here I've already done mine for that yeah oh well well I need to know I built one with quarterbacks to throw for 4,000 yards and I had I think seven of them one of them is Derek Carr so it's certainly. But look, the Saints suck and I hate Derek Carr. However, I feel like there's a chance he throws for 4,000 only because he threw for 3,800 last year and

they were inept offensively. So I think that's got a shot. I'm trying to think of the other people I threw in there. Probably Mahomes, probably Tua. Like Derek Carr is the one that gave it super duper value because he was like plus 300 to throw for 4,000. The rest of them were like minus 300, minus 400. So it had good value. All I know is after I used this boost, it was basically, it was plus 10,000. So you bet 100 bucks, you'd win 10,000. I think I put like 50 on it.

So it could win $5,000 if these four these four oh Stroud is one of them too I think it took Stroud to throw for four thousand probably um I think maybe Dak to throw for four thousand so it could if all things work out win five grand but more than likely will win none I wonder if they'll give me the option for a cash out during the year. I doubt it. There's a lot of legs to that and elements. All right, so you've taken your division winners? I did, but I only took three.

There's some divisions I didn't mess with. I ended up taking the Texans to win the division. Well, let's start there, Texans. There are some people that I've seen that said the Texans kind of had an out-of-nowhere moment last year, and they're going to come back down to earth this year. I don't buy that. I think they're well-coached.

I think the quarterback is a stud. He's got great – when they're healthy, outstanding playmakers at receiver. Now you add Stephon Diggs. Mixon, who can close it out when you get to the goal line like like I don't see that I don't see where that turn is like I look at them and I see a team that's like oh shit these dudes can play so like I don't foresee I think they're too well coached also for that kind of collapse like I think we're past the point now with the Texans being an organization that's like oh boy look, the wheels are going to fall off.

They are set to be a damn good team for the next five, six, seven years. They've got the quarterback finally. And who's going to do it? Who's going to do it to them? Indianapolis? That's what I'm saying. I mean, the fact that the Texans are even plus 105 in this division, like, yes, please, all day.

Well, no, totally. There's value in just taking it by itself. Now, there's an argument that indianapolis screwed themselves last year if they catch the ball at the 10 yard line running in who knows like the colts are not terrible they're not a bad team and who knows what anthony richardson is but you've got established stud and cj stroud who adds established stud albeit diva kind of lunatic dude who could fall off the the hinges at any point we're talking but like here's the whole but i think cj will keep him happy well he obviously fucking hated

josh allen we all know this like it was well documented this dude hated josh allen so we're hoping that getting into a better organization i say better i can't say the texans are a better organization than buffalo but like it's not dysfunctional he doesn't hate cj stroud yet it's possible he might hate cj stroud but he doesn't yet um he's seemingly happy there now now if he has a couple games in a row where nico's doing big things and tanks doing big things and he's got 10 fucking yards then maybe he'll be pissed and maybe the wheels fall off at this point there's nothing but a positive in bringing him in they've made great moves they've got a good young head coach who's proven to be a good leader. Ownership is fucking good.

Like, the upset of the century. You're in love with Hannah McNair, though. I have lustful, disgusting thoughts about Hannah McNair. Like, I just wonder, like, I love her. She's hot. And, like, somehow, some boy, Tommy Boy here, fucking Big Enos Burdette over here has become, like. The coolest man somehow on the planet.

I don't know how it's happened, but he has. It's nuts. I mean, this stuff is bonkers, man. So it's, like, I am amazed that we have hit this point, but we have. Like, we are in a weird world, and I'm baffled by it. But the Texans are going to win that division. So that's a good part of that parlay there. That's plus 105, so that's good. So yours were three legs.

Also, that being said, I probably would take Stefan Diggs for a touchdown in week one to keep him happy. That's not a bad play. We'll have to see what the value is on that. I would definitely take that. The other one I took was, speaking of the Bills, I did take the Bills because everyone's blowing the Jets. And everyone's got the Jets as the favorite to win

this division. And I took the Bills at plus 195. I'd say there's value there because you look at well, I'd also argue there could be an argument for the Dolphins. Maybe. Like that's an interesting division outside of the Patriots. If you told me that, and I haven't

looked at these, I would imagine they're all fairly close in terms of value. Except the Patriots. Yes. What's the value on? Give me the values. The Jets are plus 165. The Bills are plus 195. The Dolphins are plus 205. The Patriots are plus 2500 if you want

to get nuts. That's why I wouldn't include any of those if I built a parlay because that's a true toss-up and like you could lose Aaron Rodgers who knows about the Dolphins defensively who knows about the Dolphins once they once they have start playing in colder weather in December uh you don't know and then the Bills are kind of the proven squad there I'd probably go with the Bills if I had to pick them even though they lost Stefan Diggs and Allen turns the ball over too much and I get all that I'd probably still ride the Bills if I had to pick them, even though they lost Stefan Diggs and Allen turns the ball over too much and I get all that. I'd probably still ride with him.

I can't ride with Robert Sala. I hate that fucking team. I don't hate Aaron Rodgers for the same reasons other people do. I don't give a shit about his weird political beliefs and all that and that he's a flake. But, like, I just don't view this as, like, I can't look at the Jets and say oh the Jets are going to win I can't so if I'm building a parlay I'd certainly include the Texans as a division winner I would skip that division because it's too close the other one I did which is also another close one although when I got in there was a little better value is I did take the Bengals

to win the AFC North right now they have the same odds as the Ravens, so that was a shift. But when I got in on them, they were much better value than the Ravens. Yeah, I would take, I'd probably go Bengals. That's another close division. But at some point, you got to nut up and make decisions, you know, because there's value in that.

What was the value? Give me the values again. It's currently plus 145 for both the Bengals and the Ravens. The Browns are plus 550, and the Steelers are plus 800. I would go Joe Burrow. I'm riding with Joey B. If I'm going to take that one, I'm not a Lamar guy. I get the whole world is.

I don't care. If Burrow is healthy, the weapons he's got, I'd take Burrow to win that thing. And what was it? Plus 145? Okay. and you saw what happened when joey b gets pissed like at lsu that time he got shoved in the uh the fiesta bowl came back and was just ridiculous the whole next season yeah well joe's pissed because people are saying like oh he was injured he can't do it baltimore this you don't want to deal with a pissed off joe i don't i'm taking that so if i were building this i would go texans i would skip the nfc or the afc east that's just i don't want to fuck with that and then i would go with the bangles so that was your parlay though right i did bangles texans bills and what was the value total oh what did i get it at i think plus 1463 all right so for

those who are uninitiated if you put 100 bucks on that you'd win 1400 jilly put a nickel on it and by a nickel i mean a literal nickel five dollars on it to win like 78 so sorry i'm responsible you're far more responsible than me uh give me the rest of the divisions let's see what the let me build a parlay so i would certainly go texans to win the division and i would go bangles uh so there's three of them the other afc division would be the afc west that's the chiefs the chiefs have zero value that's why i stayed away from that yeah the chiefs are minus 260 to win the division followed by the chargers at police plus 350 the raiders at plus a thousand and the broncos at plus 2200

none of those so i mean i would throw the chiefs in there just cuz uh because it'll add value so i would go the only one i wouldn't take so far is the afc east but i'd go bangles because there's good value and i love joe so mine like whenever we'd finish this type it in and let's see what the value on mine is but so there's the afc so texans chiefs and Bengals all right that takes us to the NFC East where the birds the Eagles are the favorite at minus 125 this is another one I stayed away from because I don't know what the NFC East is nuts always it is and I feel comfortable saying Washington's not gonna win and even though I love Jaden and and I feel really comfortable, really, really, really comfortable saying the Giants are it. Is there a spot where the Cowboys,

who are seemingly a great regular season team, could win the division and then bottom out in the playoffs? Yes. Now, they do have issues in certain spots. They obviously got CD done, and Dak isn't done yet. There's a lot of questions. I would stay away from this too because I also don't look at the like I don't think the Eagles are that good either I don't

think Jalen Hurts is that good um like I could see a scenario and I feel like it does make a difference without Kelsey as much as you hate Jason Kelsey I feel like that's going to be something they need to get used to probably so and the coach sucks so i'll stay away from that i will not put that in my parlay but like if you're looking for value i'd argue the cowboys have the value there there's zero value in the eagles i mean it wouldn't be shocking it's not like a huge disparity between the two um so i'm going i'm gonna skip that one for my parlay this is another one i skipped because it's a total clusterfuck is It's the NFC South, yes, where the Falcons are the favorite. And people are loving the Falcons.

I don't know if it's Kirk. I don't know why. But everyone's like, oh, the Falcons. Look out for the Falcons. They're minus 130 to win this division. The Saints are not going to win it. The Tampa may win it. It's bad.

It's not good. and then carolina's obviously not going to and the saints are not going to so it's a toss-up between tampa and atlanta and tampa is plus 320 it's almost worth it yeah i know i mean i mean that's a ton of value coming and then what's and then what was it minus money on minus 130 for the falcons i'm not putting it i'm not putting one of those in there either i'm skipping that one so so far i've only got the three afcs and i got two divisions to go here uh what's the next one the nfc north which is another i'm going lions i i am a lions believer um And look, I think that Green Bay makes the playoffs too because I think Jordan Love's a fucking baller.

And for no other reason, he gets me a lot of passing yards over. So if you guys want to look for a guy that can sling it and get you passing yards over, go with my man Jordan Love. But look, maybe I've fallen in love with the idea of the Lions. It's not like they sucked last year. They were pretty fucking good last year too. I don't see them being worse this year. I would put the Lions in the parlay. Well, that's plus 130. The Packers are plus 230. The Bears are plus 280 and the Vikings are plus

1100. Let me ask you about the Bears. So obviously people kind of find them as darlings mostly because they were on hard knocks and we see them. So it's easy to do that um like i don't know if caleb williams is going to be good he seems flaky and he's got the painted nails and the purses and all that stuff and he just seems kind of like you know out there but i i think he's gonna be good and i'm not I don't know if I'd stake my already fragile reputation to that, but I think he's good. There are certain plays that he made. I get it's preseason. But there are certain things that he was able to do that people say,

oh, it's Mahomes-like. And was it the cheetah that tweeted out that was like, oh, that reminds me of somebody. I give him a chance. And I wouldn't have done that last year when he was at USC and he's crying in the stands and he's a weirdo and I get all that. I'm not sleeping on him, and I'm not sleeping on the Bears. The whole world's on them.

You and I have talked about week one a lot. Well, that's coming up. Yeah. And, like, they're favored relatively heavily over the Titans. They're like four and a half. Four, four and a half, yeah. And the Titans have experience at quarterback, but it's not talent at quarterback.

Like, is there a chance the Bears roll up there in week one and lay a giant egg? Sure. But how much experience does Will Levis really have? He played a few games there, but he didn't start for them last year when the season began, right? No, but he's slung it around at least enough in a real game. Yeah.

But they have nothing around him. They're not good. The Bears, on paper, are a better team. But then we also look at like Eberflus. And we're like, so Eberflus, because you grew a beard and you got a haircut, all of a sudden you're cool as shit. Like, are you a good coach? I think Caleb Williams is going to be good.

I don't know that he's going to be a superstar, but I don't think he's going to be a dud. Like, I don't think we're going to look at Caleb Williams and say he's a bust. I think he's got a lot of talent around him. I think there's, like, it sounds weird to say about the Bears, but I think the whole situation there is pretty solid. Look, you said they were plus 280 to win the division? The Bears, yeah. Like, that's absurd when you really think about it.

Because plus 280, that's third, right, behind the Packers and the Lions. That's not bad. So I wouldn't take them to win the division. But you can also do parlays where you take teams to make the playoffs. And I bet there's good value on the Bears. And maybe I'm a victim of the moment. And maybe because they're on TV and we've seen them five weeks. Maybe it's because their shitty backup quarterbacks have won me bets

in the preseason because i'm a degenerate there's a lot of reasons but i think the bears are gonna make the playoffs i would agree with that i would take them to make the playoffs not to win the division though but then again but it's also the bears and they find ways to screw things up yeah now and let's finish the division winner thing here and then we can look at the playoffs and say who we think is going to make it but i would put the lions in the parlay so they're the first nfc team i put in and then finally is the west the nfc west where of course the 49ers are favorite by a lot minus 195 second place would be the rams at plus 350 the seahawks at plus 650 and the cardinals at plus 1300 I mean the answer to that I would imagine is still taking

I think you still kind of have to go with the 49ers even though they've had some dysfunction like the Rams maybe but and it's minus money obviously but I would take the 49ers minus 195 yeah so put them in the parlay so I but I would take the 49ers. You would at minus 195? Yeah, so put them in the parlay. So you've got the Bengals, the 49ers, the Lions, and the Texans? Bengals, 49ers, Lions, Texans. So I only have four teams. I have five teams. We're missing somebody.

Did you want the Chiefs in there? Oh, yeah, the Chiefs. Just added value? Yeah, that adds another leg. So what's the value? That would be plus 2319. So you bet $100 on that you win 2400 bucks 2300 bucks 2400 payout that's pretty solid like i think those look if you want to take risks and put in less money like i'm not saying you don't do that if

you built a parlay with all the show me the best value you can get not the best value but if you just played one from each of them now now that we've looked at the one that i will play let's just build one with what i would play if i were i had a gun to my head and had to play all of them so obviously cheat well if we go back to the top the first one was what the uh the afc north all right so that would be the i would go with bangles obviously all right and who's next the nfc west nfc west i would go with 49ers, obviously. All right. And who's next? The NFC West. NFC West, I would go with 49ers. Then the NFC East, which you did not pick.

I would go with Cowboys. Okay. Then the NFC South, which you did not pick. I would go, gun to my head, I'd actually go Tampa. That's a big value there. It is. But, like, look, I love Kirk. And, again, I'm a victim of the moment because we just now watched the quarterback show like two weeks ago on the plane.

So I like him. He's a likable guy. I mean, the whole world is in love with the idea of the Falcons and Kirk. And, I mean, he could very well get hurt, too. The AFC East. The AFC East I would go with Buffalo the AFC West the Chiefs yeah uh the NFC North uh the NFC North I would go with the how am I oh oh, the Lions. Where was my brain?

I don't know. And then the Texans you're sticking with. So that would be plus $80,846. So that means $100 would win you $80,000 on that. And it seems so enticing, doesn't it? You're like, I'm this close to being set, you know? Also, I mean, if you just put ten dollars on that you would win eight thousand dollars i know so just put like ten dollars on it for the fun of it oh i will not a

hundred i know but then there's a part of me it's like hell if i put a thousand in it we're rich no but that's just put ten dollars i know it's hard all right so as far as team do they have to just to make the playoffs on there um but man like i'm looking forward to the nfl obviously lsu suck well you know lsu now they have a chance to step back from it lsu didn't suck they just didn't make enough plays down the stretch but when you look at the 12 team playoff losing a game like this doesn't crush your soul like it would in previous years but it still sucked because they can't win the first game of the year but we're actually going to baton rouge in a couple of weeks

to go see them play UCLA. Perk of not having a job, I guess. We can go places. Well, I have a job, but I'm bringing this new little mobile microphone here that I bought. Yeah. And we're going to see how that goes. We can just do shows from Dad's house.

And the place is going to be all ours. Do you want the odds to make the playoffs or to miss the playoffs? I want the odds first to make the playoffs. And you can build a parlay with these, right? Yes. All right. And I guess the maximum selections you would have then is 12. How many teams make the playoffs now?

Seven? Yeah, seven. One team gets a bye. Then there's three division winners and two wild cards. I think it's three wild cards, I guess. I think that you can parlay up to seven on this okay so it's okay so seven teams so if we just did a to make the playoffs parlay yeah all right you want a first thing you want to find is the teams that have value that you truly believe

are going to make it we were talking about the bears they're at minus 110 so really there's i mean that's sort of value um let's see here uh here point the phone my way here let me see what we got here these are the longest odds on the yeah like i wouldn't take titans i wouldn't take carolina broncos no patriots no vikings no cardinals no steelers maybe because they're the steelers uh and they they always finish in the 500 range um let's see let me tie i'm gonna go i'm gonna put in the bangles to make the playoffs oh is it frozen i froze your phone um but the bangles would be one of the ones i would take in there obviously there's not a ton of like that parlay you put seven legs in that there's not going to be a ton of value i don't even view it as something that is worth anybody's time doing that. But if you think of the teams that you

think are just going to make the playoffs, I think both Detroit and Green Bay are going to make the playoffs. I think either the Cowboys or the Eagles, but I don't think both. If we're just looking at the NFC, nfc south you're gonna have one team that makes it uh there won't be a wild card out of there and nfc west i'd say there's a chance that two nfc west teams make it seattle you know who knows they they always seem to find a way to yeah or the rams could i mean stafford can still play and he's got players with him so uh and the 49ers so I think there's a chance that you get two teams out of the NFC West and the NFC North and may so and out then after that I'm not

seeing you know I don't think two teams make it from the east I don't think two teams make it from the south in the AFC there's a chance that you get Kansas City and San Diego. I don't think Denver is going to do anything, and I don't think the Raiders are going to do anything. AFC East, you could very well get two teams out of there. AFC North, I mean, we talked about that. Bengals, Ravens. Who am I missing in that one?

Bengals, Ravens, and Steelers. I mean, that could be who knows. So those teams are all right there in it. And the AFC South, I think you're going to get one. And that's going to be the Texans. Maybe the Colts. Maybe. There's just so many wormholes.

You can take one for each team to choose their wins after five regular season games. So if you think any of these teams will be 5-0, get in that like you could there's just oodles of stuff on this draft king it's there's a lot of shit man so most wins after five games now that's too we're too deep in it for me even now there's so much all i know is tonight you get the chiefs and i think pat mahomes gonna throw for over the yards just because i like to take passing yardage overs. And I am going to do the DraftKings play here with the super boost where you can max out at 250 on that. And it's plus 100. So either Derrick Henry scores a touchdown or Travis Kelsey scores a touchdown. Maybe Travis is all pissed off because he believes that, you know, someone that they've lied about him breaking up with Taylor.

Maybe he's all jacked up so I don't know although I think he is going to break up with Taylor he's already got his hundred million dollar podcast deal he's fine now are there any other bets that stand out to you I mean I'm just like down the wormhole now so they're probably way too deep here all right so I'm going everywhere now all right but I do like my home's rushing yards all right so what we can do is after this game happens, maybe on Friday, we can look at some of the rest of the weekend and maybe some college football shit as well. Remember, there's a game Friday too.

Oh, that's true. Well, that's that Jordan Love overpassing yards. And one of the players gets mugged in Brazil. Over under half a player gets mugged by brazilian gang members over under what are we taking over half yeah probably someone's gonna get jumped it harkens back to when brock had the laser beam flashed in his eyeballs when they were in mexico i really i don't know why we need to play these fucking games in other countries like i have nothing against you you seem like lovely people but i don't give a shit about watching my football team play football in Brazil or London or whatever. Now that said,

I do hope LSU plays in Ireland because I might finally get a passport and go to Ireland. I have been motivated by Pat McAfee and his drunken debauchery and his chugging of the Guinnesses to do it. That's what I'm here for. So, but anyway, all right. So, uh, Friday we'll look at some of the weekend stuff and, uh, there you go. All right. We will see you guys then be good.