The Josh Innes Show - JIS: A Good Deed, A Cooter, A Hog

Episode Date: July 21, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing the Astros Game 1 win over the Yankees. Josh shares a story about a good deed he was part of at the gas station. Jilly and most of the chat thinks he was dumb for doing what he did. Yankees announcers were whining about how the Astros fans boo Aaron Judge. Josh plays the audio.Kate Upton looked smokin' hot at the ASG. Some angry ladies on social media thought she dressed inappropriately. Josh and Jilly destroy these ladies. Arkansas coach Sam Pittman had a lot to say about Hogs. Our gang is immature. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Well, howdy, everybody, and welcome in to the Josh Ennis Show. It is Josh. It is Jilly. Luther is at daycare today, and you are with us. Yes, we love you. We were just sitting around watching the Astros beat the Yankees. They blew the lead. They came back.

They won it. Got the W. Nice job there. How are you, Jilly? I'm good. I came back. They won it. Got the W. Nice job there. How are you, Jilly? I'm good. I'm glad. I'm glad to hear that. Rocking and rolling and whatnot.

It's hot as shit outside again. It's miserably hot. I was wondering if you were playing the Astros song or if Joe Andre here brought it up. I kind of miss it. Well, I'll see if I can get it. I don't have it at the moment. But, no. Astros get a nice win today.

Now they try to take game two. And they damn near blew it. And then damn near blew a bases loaded nobody out situation. But got the job done. But we're glad you guys are with us today. Trevor says stop complaining that it's hot outside. Trevor,

I will not stop complaining that it's hot outside. It, I will not stop complaining that it's hot outside. It is hot. Be a man. Just go in a pool. Find me the pool, Trevor. Find me the pool. Go ahead. You find me the fucking pool, Trevor. If you could point me in the direction of the fucking pool. We all don't live in apartment

complexes in Miami or Fort Lauderdale with these nice pools. I like with these Florida assholes. What if I would have told you that when you were slumming it in Philadelphia? Hey, why don't you go find a pool? You have to join a club to go into a pool in Philadelphia. Now you live in Florida, and all of a sudden you're like, Hey, guys, why don't you guys just go to a pool?

I live in Florida. I'm in the fucking Buena Vista Social Club. I just hang out all day. I go run some board on a radio station by day, and then by afternoon I sit around and drink fucking Coronas all goddamn day and float in a pool. I live in fucking

Hooterville. There is no pool here. We do not know. I live on a hill. There is no pool. Yeah, we can't even get like, remember in Houston we did like the inflatable pool in our tiny little backyard? Correct. We can't even do that here because our yard is a hill. The whole fucking thing is a hill.

Correct. So we can't even get white trash with it and do a pool. Correct. We tried to get Luther. If you had a pickup truck still, we could have done the real white trash, put the truck line to the bed liner back there and just sat in the truck. And I would have done that given how hot it is. Given how hot it is, I would have done that shit.

The Sonata. But I don't have it. The trunk barely closes on the Sonata. I can't fill it up with water and turn it into a redneck jacuzzi. But I would. If I had a truck still, I'd put that liner in there and I'd sit my ass down in there and I'd turn the bed of the truck into a swimming pool. It is hot.

And some days it's so damn hot, it's like that can't breathe because it's so muggy hot. I grew up in this shit, Louisiana, and I lived in Texas. I get it. But it's like a special kind of heat here in Tennessee. It's not as bad as it was yesterday. Yesterday was the humidity, and it got up to, I think, 114 with the heat index. Today, we're only at like 101 with the heat index. That's much better.

There is a special kind of heat that happens when it's hot in Tennessee. And it's sunny. The sun here. We've's sunny. The sun here. We've probably talked about the sun here before. The sun in Tennessee, by my scientific calculation, the sun in Tennessee is one million times hotter than the sun in any other state. It's incredible. Sun is out and 90 will feel like 150. A cloud covers the

sun. 90 will feel like 70. It is bizarre, but the sun is so fucking hot here. It's all the time. Like even in the winter, if it's like, you know, 50 for the high, if you're in the sun, it somehow feels like 80 never fails. And Trevor says he's going to Amazon us a pool. Again, we don't have, we can't just put, we could buy our own kiddie pool. We could buy our own inflatable pool. We just have nowhere to put it. Our yard is a hill. My God.

There is no room for a pool here. There is not. We can't do it. There's no room on the deck. Basically, we have a hose and we have, what is that damn hose called? The pocket hose? The pocket hose. We have that, and we can spray each other with it. That's the extent of what we can do.

After that, I've got nothing. We had the doggy splash pad last year that Luther didn't use, but we did. That's true, and that lasted like a day. Because again, on a hill, it doesn't really work. We had a giant slip and slide also last year, and that was a pain in the ass. We got a monster slip and slide and put it on a was a pain in the ass like we got like a monster

slip and slide and put it on a hill problem is it was on a hill and that thing went a hundred miles an hour when you got your fat ass on it and i went right into the fucking fence surprised the fence didn't break and that didn't really cool us down so much as just left us bruised and injured it was um not overly pleasant that's all i'm going to say but anyway we welcome you guys in today glad you're with us so today i didn't share this story with you so today i stopped off at the gas station after my fourth day in a row of working out i stopped at the gas station like i always do to procure myself a gatorade zero which they didn't have so i got a real gatorade real gatorades are really gross compared to gatorade zero. No wonder you're bitching that you

gained weight. You had a regular Gatorade and Waffle House today. Well okay we had Waffle House because the god damn cracker barrel was full of old people and it took us 45 minutes to wait. I'm like no we're just going to go get some fucking Waffle House. But I worked out. You asked too much of me. But I went to the gym so I stopped off

to get a Gatorade like I do every day and I opened the door for this lady. It was a black lady who was walking in. She had a mask on. She was walking in. I opened the door for her to be nice. She goes, oh, thank you, sir. I said, you bet. Then she stops me. And she says, sir, listen, I would not normally ask this, but my car is out of gas and my credit card just got declined. And I really need to get to Gallatin or wherever the hell I need to get to gallatin or wherever the hell i need to get to because i gotta go see i gotta go pick up my granddaughter from whatever and i could really just use some gas and she's got me kind of cornered so i'm like okay because

i'm going in to buy something so it's obvious that like i'm it's not like i'm just i can say no i could have but also this is a black lady and it's 2022 but gas is too expensive now to be falling for that shit okay but again i am white internet racist josh ennis and i've got a black lady asking me for a couple bucks to get gas so i said okay let me see what i can do i figured i'd go buy my gatorade i'd get some cash back problem is i get up to pay for my gatorade this woman's just kind of trailing me the whole time well first of all i all, I go pick up my Gatorade, all right? And a black dude comes up to me and says, hey, man, I really need some money for some gas. And I go, okay. And he goes, that's my mom over there.

She can attest we need some money for gas. I go, oh, that's your mom. Okay, I can get you guys a couple bucks to try to get you wherever it is you need to go. So I go up to the counter, and I pay with my my card they don't do cash back at the gas station so i'm like shit i've already said yes to this lady just tell them to put like 10 bucks on pump number two i didn't think about that at the time because they also probably didn't even have a car there okay hear me out okay so i uh i said shit okay so the lady was standing right there with me. So I said, all right, let me go to the ATM.

So I went over to the ATM and got $20. Did she watch you put your password in? I made sure to not. Like, I was all angled and stuff, just in case. So I put my card in. I get $20. $23 if you count the fees. So I get the $20.

I walk back over to the counter to have the lady try to break it for me so I can give them like five bucks. That's not even get them a gallon of gas. What's the point? Okay, I gave them 10, Jilly. But I mean, like I was thinking. That ain't going to get them a gallon. Okay, it'll get them. I think they probably had some gas.

They just needed to get a little bit more. Point is, I don't know where they were going. They were in Hendersonville when I stopped. Did you see their car? Hold on. Will you let me finish the story? My God. You're like battle. Just let me finish. All right. So I get in line. There's a long ass line. There's like five people in front of me. So I have to stand in line. I've got my Gatorade. The lady is standing just right behind me waiting for me to give her some cash. Finally get up to the front. I say, hey, can you break?

I just need two tens. She goes, we don't have any tens. I said, can you just give me some fucking fives? We don't have fives. I can give you 21s. I said, okay, fine. So she gives me the ones. I give $10 to this lady.

And she goes, oh, God, thank you so much, sir. Now, to answer your question, because you've got so many negative thoughts. Yeah, I do. I walked out to the car. And I sat there because I was parked. And I wanted to see where they went. They had a car. The car was parked by a gas pump.

So I don't think they were conning me. I don't believe. Real talk, did not see them pump gas. So I don't know that were conning me i don't believe real talk did not see them pump gas so i don't know that they did or not but ultimately 10 10 is a small price to pay to not be called racist did you see them get into the car do you know for a fact it was their car yeah the door was open they were going through it and stuff and getting gas i I think they were getting gas. Okay. I mean, at least I saw them buy a car that was at the pump. It was the mom and the son, allegedly. And I gave them $10.

And as I said, $10 is a small price to pay to not be called racist. See, what I would have done is I would have just, as I was buying the Gatorade, said, okay, ma'am, where's your car? Pump two? All right, here's my Gatorade. Charge me for that and put 10 on pump two. See, and I thought about that, but I was buying the Gatorade, said, okay, ma'am, where's your car? Pump two? All right, here's my Gatorade. Charge me for that and put 10 on pump two. See, and I thought about that, but in my mind, I was like, that would be two different transactions. It wouldn't have been, but I was thinking, oh, in my mind, I was getting gas too.

So I didn't do it that way. But yes, you're right. I could have done it that way. I did not do it that way. I did it the way I did it. And you know what? Maybe, and maybe you don't want to hear this, you non-believers. Maybe that was Jesus. And that was a test. And maybe I passed

that fucking test. And now I'm going to hell while you fuckers are just sitting around here doing whatever it is you do. Why would you be going to hell if you passed the test? Well, they're going to hell. You just said you're going to hell. I'm going to heaven. They're going to hell because they sat there and like, I could have gone to hell. You just said you're going to hell. I'm going to heaven. They're going to hell. Because they sat there and like, I could have gone to hell. What if I would have said, no, ma'am, I can't help you right now. And then she would have gone out. And then Jesus would have gone back to his sedan that he was driving and got out his little list and said, no, sir.

Looks like you're not going to heaven, friend. But now I'm on the fucking express train to heaven. And you're not if you wouldn't have given that person money i'm very skeptical i trust no one i would have been curious to see their reaction if you would have said okay i'll get you 10 gas i'll put 10 on the gas pump and what they said oh no no we need cash that's what i would have liked to see so you guys are too negative no one well no because i i, you see with homeless people all the time. Like, oh, you have anything to help me out? Yeah, here's some pizza.

No, I want cash. Okay. Fuck yourself. Okay. I understand that. That happened to us when we were downtown a couple weeks ago. Yeah. The guy was like crazy and clearly on like bath salts.

Screaming at people. I'm like, well, sir, do you want some pizza? He's like, fuck you. I'm like, okay. No pizza for you then, sir. You get nothing. You lose. That's why I was like, you know, it's a nice thing to do.

I'm not saying you shouldn't have done it. It's a very nice thing to do, but I just would like to have seen what would have happened if you said, okay, I'm going to tell the lady I'm going to put 10 on pump number two, and then seen if they were still like, oh my God, thank you so much, or if they'd have been like, no, we need the cash. Okay. Well, you know what? While you're boiling down in hell, which will feel much like this room,

I'm going to be up in heaven on big puffy clouds, and all you negative people are going to be down in hell together. Speaking of, you should read the thread about the lady that was trying to sell the J.J. Watt jersey and shoes to pay for her grandpa's funeral. Yeah. All I've seen is the J.J. Watt part. What? You want to see some negative-ass people.

So what was their view on that? People claim that if you go back to 2019, she was trying to sell the same items for another funeral. Well, I mean, if that's true, then that's no good. Then that's no good at all. But you can also see just a few weeks ago that her grandpa died a month ago, I guess, and they just don't have the money for the funeral. Yeah.

So her tweets, well, they're mostly about AEW. Let's be real. They're mostly about AEW. So Joe and Philly's mom died, it sounds like. But if you scroll through, you do see that I guess she's a teacher. Prior to this, she had also tweeted her Amazon wish list for the classroom, which a lot of teachers do, and tagged a lot of athletes, stuff like that. Yeah.

But I don't know. I hard i'm so skeptical it sucks i don't like being this way oh i don't blame people for being skeptical it's so but i'm trying to you know embrace stuff that might be positive a little bit i am too but again when you read the thread back you're like okay so like people are even saying like oh i called the funeral home i confirmed that the grandpa's body is there like people are not fucking around and i don't blame them well i mean good and now here's the thing about jj doing like bake sales and like all this other stuff trying to raise any amount of money but then she closed the go fund me and is just taking personal donations now so a lot of people are skeptical on that look i don't blame people for being skeptical on that kind of shit i totally get it people are out there to scam you every damn day. People are terrible, right?

Now, here's the thing about J.J. Watt, and I will give J.J. Watt some credit, too. I used to shit on Watt all the time, and I still think he's a hard-on, like a workout hard-on, and training in the mountains and shit. Yeah, but as it turns out, that's not fake. I think that's him.

But here's the thing. That might be, it might not be, but here's what I like about Watt is Watt does do good things for people and whether or not like he's doing it for show so people pat him on the back and say good job whether he's really sincere about it or not that's not really my place to say but it seems like it and he does nice things when you raise millions of dollars for for charity that's you know for the hundred million dollars for the COVID, for the hurricane. I remember people were getting on him. They were saying like, well, where's this money going, JJ?

You just took it all. Like people are, you think I'm bad. Yeah, no, there's some real pieces of shit. And then he had to like put like those, like the whole series of tweets, like showing exactly where each like dollar ended up going. Well, and that's the thing is basically a lot of it's racial because J.J. Watt's like a hard-on white dude. It's easy to shit on J.J. for a lot of people and be like, oh, we don't believe him.

He's fake, just like people think Tebow is fake because it's easy to say that white dudes are fake for shit, and that's what people do. But I think that he's sincere and that he likes doing nice things for people. Does he like that he gets attention for it? Sure, right? But also, why shouldn't you get attention for doing nice shit for people? Don't go out there and beg for it.

But if people want to give you attention, that dude puts 40,000 people in a baseball stadium to watch a softball game. I was talking about that with Battle today. They tried a rock and jock celebrity softball game here in Nashville. There were like 14 people at that game and that's not an exaggeration there were like 14 people plus the people on the field there might have been 50 people all together in the ballpark here that i could think that could pull off like that magnitude of celebrity softball would be dolly parton probably people here worship

dolly like dolly is the one beloved figure here but but watt can do it and watt raises money and he puts his money where his mouth is all the damn time he does that's what jj does he's badass and again i would like to remind you that if you want to buy texans jj watt stuff on fanatics it's discounted and cheaper than deshaun watson texans think about that it costs more money to get a deshaun watson texans jersey than it costs to get a jhaun Watson Texans jersey than it costs to get a J.J. Watt Texans jersey. Think about that for a second. I did order it the other day, if you guys are wondering. It's been shipped yesterday.

Very exciting. Exciting times is what we have here. I hope it fits. You know, it's funny. Lamont, who's a radio listener in Houston, apparently they were talking about old hosts on 610 the other day, and he tweeted about it. And then I went back and listened to some of it. But he was talking about me, and he said, the only thing I don't like about you is when you were at 610, you were hardcore liberal.

And then when you got to 790, you were like Tucker Carlson. I said, well, that's not necessarily true. First of all, you grow as a person person and your opinions change from the time you're 22 to the time you're 35. That's just reality. But also number two is what were the big stories when I was at 6'10"? Like Tebow was a big story. It was fun to make fun of Tebow. And then in turn, you were making fun of the Holy Rollers that only liked him because he was a good old white dude. And that made you liberal, right? And then to like how could i be a liberal at 6 10 when i sat there and just made fun of nick wright all the time for being a liberal wacko but then we went to 790 and what were the big stories well the big stories were kaepernick

and everything became racial and protests and shit so that i sounded like i'm tucker carlson like i didn't really change all that much it's just the stories changed and i offered opinions on them thus people thought I was different. As we talked about, at 6'10", white dudes, old white men hated me. I go to 790, old white men loved me. It was bizarre. What year was it that the word woke, like the word woke really became

probably when we got back to Houston. Pop culture. Because you'd hear it here and there. But that was largely like an urban term. Like that wasn't a very mainstream term no one used the term woke really yeah and then there was a point in time where the the woke explosion happened and yep and then that's kind of like and i was against that and then so i seemed like i was a wacky right-wing dude and like so i didn't really change anything well like bs move brings

up viter tales viter tales was what i mean was certainly a bit that if you listen to that, you go, this guy hates white people and he's a liberal. But I mean, like, different things happen at different times. And that's kind of how it worked. So anyway, so the Astros won game one today. I don't know if there's a whinier group of people than Yankees fans and their broadcasters. So I was listening to this during theier group of people than Yankees fans and their broadcasters. So I was listening to this during the game.

I watched the Yankees broadcast. Anytime I watch the Astros, I watch the visiting team's broadcast because I just really hate the Astros broadcast with a passion. You also get to learn that every team's broadcasters stink, and that includes the Yankees. But listen to Michael Kay, who's the play-by-play announcer. He describes Aaron Judge coming to bat and how the Astros fans are reacting. I don't know what Aaron Judge has ever done to the Astros and the fans like sitting

there playing like they're just so victimized like it's actually off-putting as it relates to the yankees because the yankees like used to be the big badass team and everybody hated them and all this now all of a sudden like they're victims like oh we got cheated out of our championship and now people across the league boo guys like Aaron Judge. What did Aaron Judge ever do to the Astros? Well, in reality, nothing. Because in the postseason, they don't beat the Astros. So nothing.

But my God. Oh, he gets treated the same way Altuve gets treated. Well, fuck off. Fucking dopes. It really is sad, isn't it? They're pathetic. Like, it's sad for me because the yankees are arguably like like the top two or three brands in the history of sport like they're a monster and they're they're so used to being the team everybody hates right like oh they spend too

much money and oh they buy championships the evil empire we fucking hate the yankees they go from like big badass yankees and everybody wants to be us to oh man why don't people like us we're the yankees why are they booing aaron judge why do they treat him like he's jose altuve blah blah fucking whiny assholes man like be better you're the yankees you're supposed to be badass you're supposed to be like you know that these like the death march like darth vader you're supposed to be Darth Vader. And instead, you're just a mouse. You just sit there and whine about how, like, oh, no, how, oh, no, how they booed him. Why do they boo him? I can't wait to see what they say tonight on the broadcast.

Yeah, it's, it is sad. Like, it's really pathetic, man. Just like, get over it. Build a bridge, Josh. It's sad, man. It is really pathetic. Other stuff going on, man. Get over it. Build a bridge, Josh. It is really pathetic. Other stuff going on though, and we're going to have a drinking show tomorrow

because Sunday is National Tequila Day. So we're going to celebrate it early. We went out and bought some tequila today. We bought the Rocks tequila. So you guys better bring the donos. We're doing shots. I'm going to try to get some people on. Let me know if there's anybody you want me to try to get on.

We'll try to do that tomorrow night and have a good time. Before you pivot from the Astros though, I saw this post that the Astros put on Facebook. It was all the professional photos from the All-Star game. It was all the players that were there and their families and everything.

One of the photos that they shared on the Astros Facebook was Verlander with Kate Upton and their daughter. Yep. Boy, you should see the comments. Well, let me say, first of all, I want to say this about Kate Upton. She looks great. I've never been a huge fan, but she looks smoking hot. Like, her legs look great.

That dress looked great. It was a nice short little mini dress. Like, I can see. Remember that video of her ass covered in uh in his splooge yeah or her tits i forgot which one it is like envious wow but she looks great like i like that time i stalked her in the bathroom or near the bathroom ran into her well yes you know if you want to say that but like she looks great and the legs are tan and toned and look amazing and verlander's

tapping that ass like life is and the way the way this picture is like they're up on a podium like a platform right so when you're a supermodel and you are all legs and you're wearing a short dress and the camera is angled up at you your dress is gonna look even shorter we're gonna maybe see some beaver also it's the fucking all-star game this isn't like church church or like even the oscar or something with mormon people like it's ridiculous so some of these comments save something for your husband and be an example for your daughter so again just because she looks sexy like and these are women saying this yeah that's on this and And this is on the Astros post, and it's women saying this. You know what those women are? I'm going to just, there's one word to describe those women.

Fat. They're fat, unappealing women. Like, women are interesting. Everybody wants all this feminism until a good-looking woman looks good, and an unattractive woman wants to shit on the good-looking women. Women are the biggest frauds on the planet. Hashtag real talk. This woman says, I'd rather see her beautiful

face than her pubic hairs. This woman says, I would much rather see her pubic hairs, but I'm guessing, here's my guess. I bet she ain't got none. I also bet she waxes her asshole. That is my opinion. This is just given the fact that like, I know hot

chicks. Let me tell you something ennis knows hot chicks i know gorgeous women i know them all i'm telling you this woman without a doubt looks like a barbie down there except has a vagina this woman says so sad she can't be classy like the other wives and mothers classy oh boy so wearing a sexy dress means you're not classy. I see. You know what's not, you know what I bet a lot of those women do? I bet they objectify the male baseball players all the time because that's why 95% of the women who like baseball like baseball because they're horny house frows. That's what they are. They sit around and they diddle their doodles to Jake Marisnyk. They're just horny toads is all they are. So all your hypocritical women,

they're unappealing hypocritical women that name their vibrators Orbit and they sit there and they fantasize about all these guys and then they want to judge her for being a hot piece of ass. Shut your hole. This woman says this dress is not appropriate to which someone says, well, if you have a problem with the dress,

you must not have seen her in her sports illustrated swimsuit photo. She's beautiful. To which another someone says, well, if you have a problem with the dress, you must not have seen her in her Sports Illustrated swimsuit photo. She's beautiful. To which another girl says, no, showing up supporting your husband is a tad bit different than shooting pictures for a men's magazine. Oh, Sports Illustrated, so now the swimsuit issue is a men's magazine.

They're putting trans people and fat people in the swimsuit issue. It is clearly no longer a men's magazine. It is a magazine for Demi Lovato. That's who reads Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue right now. Demi Lovato and Megan Rapinoe. That's who it exists for. Yeah, that makes me laugh, though.

Like, on the egg. This is what we're worried about. This is good. So Cindy Nudes says, Harper Valley PTA vibes here. Totally. Totally. They said, Mrs. Verlander, you're wearing your dress is way too high. Good.

Wear it higher. You know what? If I were a gorgeous woman, I'd flaunt that I'm gorgeous. And I thought she looked classy hot. She wasn't wearing an AVN Awards outfit that was made of mesh. And again, the way the camera is angled, if you guys want to see the picture, just go look at the Astros Facebook page. It's from a day ago.

You'll see what we're talking about. Just click on the comments on the actual picture of them. But the way the camera is angled, too, of course it's going to look like a fucking super short beef shot dress. They're raised above you. These people are sad. Because they're just sad women. Again, they like baseball because it's dudes in tight pants and good-looking dudes, and they want to see their bulge.

That's why most women watch baseball. And then the other thing that's fascinating, so if you follow Verlander or Kate Upton on social media, they never post a picture of their daughter's face. She's either turned the other way or it's blurred out. You know, I get it. If I were their daughter, I'd be embarrassed to have a mama showing my cooter on the internet. Well, on this picture, it's all three of them. You can vary.

It's not blurred. And all these people are like, do they know that they did this? I'm fairly certain that Justin Verlander would have given his permission for the Astros to post this photo. I'm fairly certain if Justin Verlander was concerned about the face of his child getting out there, he wouldn't have brought her on the fucking red carpet in front of a million cameras. Do you think that Kate Upton uses the term cooter yeah like i feel like she might say cooter and that might turn me on a lot in a weird way it's very trashy saying cooter or snatch but i'm kind of turned on by the thought of it. Like when they're making sweet love, she's like, Hey,

I shaved my cooter for you. And I, if I were Justin Verlander, I'd be like when Bugs Bunny gets all erect, when like Lady Bunny gives him a kiss and then he starts floating. If she said cooter, this one's Kyle Tucker and his lady and everyone's like, see, this is how you're a classy woman dresses and she's adorable and good for her.

She looks great. I mean, I mean, she looks fine, but she looks like she's going to the high school formal. This is how you support your man. Back when the girls didn't dress like whores. She's going to a church formal. She's going to someone's bat mitzvah.

JC12 says, snatch is not hot. I can agree with that, but I can get down with cooter or beave. Beave is fun. Beaver's odd. Beave is fun. All this shit talking. Tell you what.

Like, look, I feel the need to defend Kate Upton because she's a lovely lady. She seems like a smart lady. She's very smart. And I appreciate her brain and the fact that these unappealing women on the social media like get over yourself the first ones who want to empower other women like here's the thing i'm a man i don't get jealous of handsome men i admire handsome men that's my thing you tell me hey george clooney's over there i'd say that's a beautiful man i don't envy that like i'd like to be like i'd like to be attractive like george clooney but it's not like i have to sit back and go oh my god fuck him for

being so attractive like i like good for you bro but like ugly women hate attractive women they just despise them save some for your husband i'm sure he gets plenty ma'am yep uh kate or britney honestly kate britney's gross i think i'm over britney i think like today i saw a picture of her like with a heart covering her bare ass. She's just revealed too much at this point too. And like I'm kind of over it. Like I just I'm done. I'm done with Brittany.

Like you know what? I need to class it up a little bit. I need to find me a classier broad to fantasize about because Brittany is just she's gross. Like I don't know. I think she's crazy. Well, no shit. Would I say no? just, she's gross. Like, I don't know. I think she's crazy. Well, no shit. When I say no job, no, I would not, but I just, I'm kind of over it. I'd like, like it's the same crazy picture over and over. Like, Hey, here's a heart over my snatch. Jake N 97 90 says facts. Lizzo in a thong, twerking, empowering Kate and a hot dress,

clutching pearls. See, it's so true. It's totally true. Like you look at Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, it's just nothing but heifers on there now. And we have to celebrate that. Well, again, that's the thing about women. And really anybody. I was talking with Jim about this today, actually. About like radio people and media people. And how like all these media people love to shit on me.

And then like they prop up people that are beneath them. And the reason they prop up lesser people is because they're not threatened by these lesser people. So it's easy to compliment someone who you know is not a threat to your job or anything and say they're great. You're full of shit, but you say it because you know they're not a threat. When someone's a threat is when you get, you know, angry. Me, I just rip everybody. I don't give a shit. But it's the same way with women women

do the same shit they they like they love to sit here and tell you that they're all about other women until the other women are out there and looking good and better than them and then they'll say shit like well you know how she got that job don't you know how'd she get that job she had intercourse with the boss how do you know i don't know for a fact but look at her she's got intercourse with the boss. How do you know? I don't know for a fact, but look at her. She's got intercourse face. I see it. Like that's how women are. Like, I don't look at some dude and go, yeah, he blew the boss to get that job or anything else. Like, I don't like, that's not how men operate, but that's, but that's what women do because women all hate each other. All right. Other stuff, sec media day, uh day stuff is finally wrapping up. I saw Matt this morning on his Facebook. The guy looked like he was ready to blow his brains out being at this

SEC media day four days in a row. It seems like a miserable time. But there's a fellow by the name of Sam Pittman. Sam Pittman is the coach of the Arkansas Razorbacksbacks and old sam here coaches a team that is called the razorbacks but they're also known as colloquially they are known as the hogs and hog is just a funny term while we're talking about euphemisms and other slang terms for genitalia beaver snatch poon cooter whatever there are many of those same terms that can be thrown around for a man's penis. And of course, one of those is hog. So somebody asked him about a, just to kind of set this up. So apparently Sam Pittman at his home at one point had like a Marlin statue outside or something like a big fish statue that like shot water into a pond

well it got knocked over by a storm so he had to put something new there so he had somebody come out and put up a hog and i'll let him explain to you the details of um of this hog all right so here's sam pitman the coach of arkansas well we. Well, Jamie and I bought it on August 1st, and August 3rd the storm came through and knocked the marlin down. Marlin shot water into the lake, so my mind went to a slobbering hog. Insurance company came through. Brandon White was the guy I called about about the hog and he he made it into some I just thought the hog was gonna be out there this thing's incredible to be

honest with you but he's got a lights on him he's got red whatever color lights you want the the water shoots up and then it looks like he's slobbering down into the lake. And that's the story behind it, and it's really kind of cool. Now, this boat's on parade coming to the house down there. The guys go, and they call the hogs and try to get on it. It says a lot of signs that says, don't get on the hog, but there's a few people that do. I wish they'd read the sign. Listen, the sign says don't get on the hog. Do not get on the hog.

Do not get on the hog. The sign says don't get on the hog, but there's a few people that do. I wish they'd read the sign. You know, now that... Sign says! Now that Coach O is gone from the SEC, I think we just have to rely on Sam Pittman for quotes.

Sam Pittman is our new dude. He's not as like out. Well, he's kind of out there. He was kind of subdued there. He's the yes sir guy. Yes, and he just wants you to know that you need to start reading the sign. The sign says don't get on the hog, but there are a few people that do. I wish they'd read the sign.

I hope it actually says don't get on the hog. Not like keep off or no trespassing like i hope it literally says do not get on the hog i i really hope it says that do not get on the hog now of course that was the slobbering hog my mind went to a slobbering hog my mind did too i saw kate upton in dress. My mind went to a slobbering hog. My own slobbering hog. Thank you. Now, he was also asked about betting. So apparently, Arkansas was very good against the spread under Sam Pittman.

So I'll just play this exchange for you. It's not as out there. It's a little bit more subtle than hog jokes. But it still made me laugh. But you're 16-6 against the spread so i want to say thank you how much 16 and 6 go hogs go hogs go hogs hey coach you're 16 and 6 against how much brother you're 16 and 6 go hogs gos. That's going to be the official saying now for the Josh Ennis Show when we talk about betting.

Well, Jilly went 4-2 this weekend. Go Hogs. Absolutely. That's what we're going to get down to. Really, Go Hogs is just like an all-around message for everything. It's like, hey, by the way, I just got a raise. Go Hogs. Hey, my wife had sex with me.

Go Hogs. We just celebrate everything with go hogs now it's like hey you know uh i don't know we had a thousand people watched us live last night bang yeah go hogs we actually got a beef shot of kate upton go hogs bang sounds like a good time to me i agree i like sam pitman i actually't, but at least I find him somewhat more interesting than most of the dopey coaches that are out there. What I kind of find him endearing is he's like a good old boy. You know?

I enjoy that. He seems to really love life. Mike Gloves just says, a woman pussy bleed. Go Hogs. Go Hogs. He's going to get that same enthusiasm that Coach O had. Now, he's not from Arkansas, so it's a little different, but you feel that he really gives a shit about them Hogs. He's going to get that same enthusiasm that Coach O had. Now, he's not from Arkansas, so it's a little different, but you feel that he really gives a shit about them Hogs.

Bro, a woman pussy bleed. Like, bro. Go Hogs. Yeah. Ah, boy. Anyway, so tomorrow night, we are going to have a big tequila party. Tequila shots.

We got a bottle. I really feel like with this crew, that bottle's going to have a big tequila party, tequila shots. We got a bottle. I really feel like with this crew, that bottle's going to be gone tomorrow. We perhaps should have bought two. Yeah. I feel like a lot of people are going to be dumping in donuts. If you guys have any guests that you would like to hear from. Tweet, tweet. Let us know.

You can actually let us know right now. We'll be here for a few more minutes. When Josh sees Reggie Bush's penis. Go Hogs. It's impressive. See, and I can say that. I feel like I'm allowed to talk about a woman's cooter region if I also talk about a man's penis. Go Hogs. Yep. Every

shot tomorrow I think has to have the Go Hogs for the cheers. Absolutely. Every time we get to a hundo and we do a shot, it's Go Hogs. Go Hogs. So we're ready. JC12 says, I don't know how Jilly keeps a straight face to the throat because she hears me all the time and doesn't find me funny. I hear all the same stuff.

So that's like Jim. Jim found me funny all the time. Jilly does not find me funny. You guys do. She does not. That's not true. She does not find me funny. There was a line earlier that you made me laugh.

Well, hey, how about that? I got one. I does not. She does not find me funny. There was a line earlier that you made me laugh. Well, hey, how about that? I got one. I got one. Oh, the dildo named Orbit. That's my dildo. It's called... I got a Jackrabbit. Hey, she should name her Jackrabbit Junction Jackrabbit. Oh, boy. That's a classic. That's a throwback to old Junction

Jack. May he rest in peace. May he rest in peace. May he rest in peace. Our departed homie. Let's pour one out for our departed homie Junction Jack. We will miss you forever bro. Go Hogs. And then my mind immediately went to

what? What did it go to? My mind went to a slobbering hog. So did mine. It happens all the time. Immediately. When James Harden chokes in the clutch, go Hogs. Go Hogs. See, this is going to last forever on the Josh Ennis Show, soon to be named something else, but it's going to live on forever. Go Hogs. It's the subtlety of the go Hogs is what makes it work.

It's almost a cocksuredness. Go Hogs. Go hogs. No, you did it more of a passive, like, go hogs. He's like, go hogs. It was almost like a Matthew McConaughey delivery to it. Like, this really confident, like, go hogs. Go hogs. We're going to call them hogs. When Josh talks about encephalitis. Go hogs.

Don't be a dick, not a fanboy. Encephalitis is a serious issue, and I had it. You guys are lucky I'm still alive to be here to talk about it today, you sons of bitches. So anyway, we'll try to get some people on tomorrow night, but hey, worst case scenario, we're doing shots together all night long. We've got

late Astros tomorrow, right? Astros are at like 9. It's Astros after dark. The sold out home of the Mariners. I don't even know the name of that damn field anymore. It's not Safeco anymore, right? Oh, it's T-Mobile. It's T-Mobile.

And that'll be fun because they're going to really crush their hopes this weekend. Like they've sold out the stadium. They're like, hey, we've won 14 in a row. Astros are going to come in there and really bring you back down to earth. That's the hope. That's the hope. We'll see if that actually happens or not. But anyway. All right. We're going to get out of here. You guys are great. Tell a friend about the podcast. The numbers the hope. We'll see if that actually happens or not. But anyway, all right,

we're going to get out of here. You guys are great. Tell a friend about the podcast. The numbers are starting to go up. I appreciate you guys. We'll see you guys later.