The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Award Snubs, Derby Conspiracy, Parking Lot Etiquette

Episode Date: July 19, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing Scotty Innes having the high of highs and the low of lows all in the same day. Josh shares his story about the time he won an award only to find out he didn't actually win the award. Philly fans believe Kyle Schwarber let Albert Pujols win in last nights HR Derby. Josh thinks they are dopes. Josh and Jilly have no interest in watching the Derek Jeter documentary. Josh believes most of the sports world doesn't care. A chatter accuses Josh of being critical of Deshaun because Jilly has turned him soft. The gang discusses a list of things you shouldn't do in parking lots. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's been a busy day. We were getting the oil changed in the car, and the tires rotated, and Luther was an asshole today. Yeah, he was. So, maybe it's just because he's old. I mean, he's older. He's not like an old, decrepit dog. But I'm thinking that maybe Luther just acts like an asshole sometimes

because he's an old man and that's what old men do. No, I think he's got, I mean, we know he has liver issues, so I think sometimes maybe they flare up more. And so when we try to get him to eat his breakfast, he hides from his food and then goes outside and won't come back inside because he doesn't want to be near the food. Well, or sometimes maybe he's just an asshole. It's possible that the dog might just be an asshole sometimes.

We've discussed that many times. He's got asshole tennis. He's a wonderful dog. Lovely dog. Affectionate dog. Loves to give kisses and loves to be pet and everything else. But he might just be an asshole sometimes. He's still got his way.

He's still got to go to daycare. That's true. Because we have to go get the damn car oil changed and the tires rotated. That's how much we drive, by the way. We can't just go to the quick drive-in oil change place. We have to go make an appointment at the Midas and wait an hour. By the way, what's the point of making an appointment if you still have to sit there and wait an hour to be seen?

Why not just walk in? What's the point? Because whoever walked, if you notice, the girl that walked in after us, they turned away. Fine, but I don't think you should have to go to a place and make an appointment somewhere. In my mind, if there's an appointment and you have made the appointment and you are ready to go, then you should be seen when your appointment is maybe two or three minutes behind. It should not be a scenario where you sit there for 45 minutes waiting for your appointment. Well, welcome to the world. I mean, the same thing with doctor's offices.

The world's stupid. And also, like, the problem is, I mean, if you don't, I don't know, you were busy coloring in the waiting room. And I did a hell of a job. Now, those colored pencils sucked, but I did a pretty damn good job with them. I don't know that you heard the whole thing, but they usually have, like, three guys working and two of them called out. Ah.

Well, now I know. I wasn't sure, but now I know. It's annoying because we drive like you know supposed to get the tires rotated every 5,000 miles and apparently that's a big deal because that's how we blew through a pair of tires in less than a year not well we rotated so but yeah so we can't just go to the quick little drive-through 15 minute oil change oh no we've got to go to the whole shebang and the whole tire rotation every time. And we sat there and what was on TV was friends on TBS. So it was basically like sitting at home like we would be. And we're watching

friends and this nice gentleman walks in waiting for his appointment, I guess. And he's wearing a bucket hat and like cargo shorts and like off trail, like trail shoes almost, you know what I'm saying? Like you'd go hiking and he's just sitting there silent, doing nothing, looking at his phone, blah, blah, blah. It's all he's doing. Then one line comes up on friends and this guy just starts laughing his balls off at friends. And then he ends it with, Oh shit. It was one of those old man type. My grandma used to laugh that way. Like the, Oh shit. Laugh. That's one of those old man type my grandma used to laugh that way like the oh shit laugh that's one of like the better like that's one of the funniest episodes though it's the one if anyone in here watches friends where where chandler and phoebe are trying to seduce

each other to win so that um they can expose chandler and monica are banging yeah it's a great episode it really well it must have been a fantastic episode because that fucking guy was laughing his ass off it really is though it's one of my favorites. I mean, he found that to be hysterical. Just nonstop laughing his balls off. Twice. And he was only in there for like 15 minutes. Two or three times, the dude just starts laughing out loud and ends it with, oh, shit. It's almost like he was looking at us to look back at him and laugh with him.

Oh, no, he was. And I'm like, I'm not going to sit here and laugh with you chief though I did you're right but I did laugh because I genuinely thought it was funny that he was laughing like I have no idea what the line on the show was but sometimes when you're just around people and people laugh and it gets the thing going then it's more enjoyable in that way and everybody laughs it's contagious you see so anyway uh let's see anyway glad everybody's in here today glad you guys are hanging out with us uh the home run derby was last night there was that uh we can talk about that but i'd like to share a story with you first so today the marconi award nominations were announced. That is the big radio award. The Marconi Award.

I don't think it's really a big thing at all. It really isn't. I think you're kind of a loser if you send in a nomination, honestly. Yes. Now. 20 years ago it sounded really cool. Like, yeah, I'm a Marconi Award winner. But now it's like Yeah, it doesn't matter. Do you got Instagram followers

or no? No one really cares. It's just so people can jerk each other off and say they want a Marconi, right? My boss did not submit my nomination because I did not give him $75 to submit it. It's a farce, by the way. You submit $75 to the National Association of Broadcasters. You then submit 200 words about your show. No air checks, no audio. It's just words about your show no air checks no audio it's just words about your show right but my dad really takes pride in winning this and he's won one before and he

was nominated one or two other times i went for him once because he didn't want to go so me and my buddy went to washington when he was nominated he didn't end up winning but we went and if he would have won i would have accepted the award on his behalf well today you and I are in the car and you're reading me these nominations and I forgot which category dad would be in medium market probably medium market personality so I'm hearing the names I just I guess dad didn't win and I ordered to get nominated if dad would have been nominated he probably would have talked about it fine okay cool we would have all been tagged in a Facebook post. I didn't have my phone with me all day. Basically from about 1230 on, I had left my phone at home. We took Luther to daycare. We

went to the car place. We got back at like four something. So I haven't had my phone all day. I have a missed call from my dad and two text messages from my dad and you and your dad don't really talk like a ton anymore we do not whatever reason we talk sparingly but we don't talk all that often because every time i here's the problem every time i talk to him it's like well he'll talk about himself for 10 minutes and then he's got to go i'm like i don't need this but i knew that he had tried to get nominated for the marconi award this year you You see a missed call in two texts. You think someone's dead. Well, but well, he might as well be after I tell you what happened. Oh no. So he sends me two screenshots. Now remember he, he submitted his, his, his, uh, his info to be nominated for the $75. He paid the $75 and he wanted to be nominated for the Marconi Award. Okay, cool. Well, he sends me a screenshot of this email.

This email says, Dear Scott Ennis, Congratulations! Your submitted entry, Media Market Personality of the Year, Scott Ennis, WRQQFM, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, is a finalist for the 2022 NAB Marconi Awards. A plaque signifying your accomplishment will be sent to you in the coming weeks.

Please confirm this is the correct address to send the plaque. So they send him all the info. Dad has been nominated for the Marconi Award. Okay. Next screenshot. That one came in at, let's see, that was sometime around 11, I guess. 12.48 this afternoon. Screenshot.

Scott, I spoke with Toby and the email you received was due to a mail merge error in Outlook. She is in the process of reaching out to people to clarify, but the press release is correct regarding the finalist. Please let me know if you have any questions. This happened to everybody. I've seen four other people post that. Dude, what the fuck? You've got to be better than that. How difficult is this to just send out the information to the people who were nominated?

Now a bunch of people, my dad included, get their hopes up. Oh, I'm fucking nominated. They're swinging their dicks around. And now it's like, oh, sorry, tough shit. You get nothing. Such a prestigious award that they can't get their shit up oh i'm fucking nominated they're swinging their dicks around and now it's like oh sorry tough shit you get nothing such a prestigious award that they can't get their shit together bullshit like that's stupid that is bullshit and that's similar to what happened to me when i almost won the most improved player award at williamson kennedy elementary school basketball back in fourth grade did i ever tell you that story fairly i'm sure i have i've known you for over decade. I've probably told you every shitty story of mine, but several times, but I was the white guy on

the basketball team in fourth grade. It was fourth, fifth and sixth graders. And we played at this place called Williamson Kennedy elementary school. It was the last year of its existence. This was in Poplar Bluff, Missouri. Okay. So throw away a little town. Well, we were told to go to the Poplar Bluff Mules high school basketball game that night because they were going to announce award winners from the basketball team at halftime. Cool. We all show up. They tell us to dress kind of nice. So you put on like a necktie, you know, fourth grade, you got your necktie on, you're feeling good. And they announced the most improved player award.

I mean, they're on a microphone at center court in the gymnasium, Poplar Bluff High School, home of the mules. A couple of years later, it was going to be the home of Tyler Hansbro, psycho T, who I played against when I was in fourth grade. But anyway, they get up there. Most improved player award goes to Josh Ennis. And like, yeah, my whole family's clapping. People are having a great fucking time. Yes, Josh won.

I got a medal for that. Nice little medal. They took my picture and they put it in the paper. That's a big deal. I was in the paper next to all these other dudes who won these awards for being good. I won for sucking because the most improved player award

goes to, generally speaking, the white dude who sucks. John Morant won the most improved player award goes to, generally speaking, the white dude who sucks. John Morant won the most improved player this year. I'm talking about in high school, not in the league because there aren't too many white dudes in the league. So anyway, I win this medal. I go to school the next day and I'm feeling good about myself. Here's Josh Ennis, big most improved player award winner.

Did you wear the medal to school? Maybe. Like around your neck? Probably. Like a fucking boss. So I go in, I get called into the principal's office, right? Principal brings me in and I'm not making this up. This woman was kind of like the principal and uncle Buck had like a little, you know, they have a, here's a quarter, have a rat and all that thing off your face type of, you know, and as she brings me and says, Josh, we got to tell you something. I said, yeah, what's that? Well, there was an error and you did not win the most improved player award.

How do you mess that up? I'm like, what the fuck? And they said, no, you did not win. Some girl on the girls team won the most improved player award. And they said, now listen, this and this is something that sticks with me and it will never leave my mind this is in my mind and it's burned in my mind it's like one of those Michael Jordan things that drives him he's like and I took that personally type of shit this is one of those and

I took that personally this is why you hate women yes you have so that's why I believe if a woman doesn't say thank you when you open the door for her, it's okay to pull a gun. This is the reason. This woman goes, listen, Josh, you can keep the medal, but just know you did not earn it. And that's exactly what she told me. Well, and it's so weird. Like, you would think, unless maybe the Poplar Bluff Mules in their high school and whatever was, what school was this for, you said? This was the Williamson Kennedy Elementary School Grizzlies. Okay.

Bears. Maybe they're just super progressive and they thought ahead to where gender doesn't matter. But you would think that there would be a most improved boy and a most improved girl. Cool. I agree. And so I go home that day and I tell Grandma. Now, Grandma doesn't pull any fucking punches. Grandma's a savage.

So I walk in and I'm all mad. I'm like huffing and puffing. Damn it, Grandma! What was the race of the girl who won? She was black. Dude, there were four white kids in this school and I happened to be one of them. Do you think? Conspiracy theory here. Oh boy, well hell, I got the perfect tune for you. Here you go.

Do you believe that when you were announced the winner of the most improved player it was in fact correct, but there was an outrage. And this was pre-social media. Yes. So nobody could go online, but do you think they said it was racist for the white kid to win? I think it might have been possible.

See, I've never thought of it this way. Let me tell you what my grandma said, and this is where it should have got me in motion. So I go home. We lived with my grandma at the time. And she lived right down the hill from this school. The school is now, I think either a mental hospital or they use it for Halloween, like, uh, like the Halloween houses haunted houses, but like it was right across the street from the public swimming pool, which are never good areas. You walk down the hill, you turn right at the softball field, you go up another little hill and there's my grandma's house. So it's a hop, a skip and a jump, literally a hop, a skip and a jump. I walk in, she goes, Hey Edward. I go, hi grandma. She was probably preparing to

whip me up a mess of, you know, Pillsbury biscuits out of the can where I would eat a dozen of them after school every day. That's how, you know, the fit stay fit. And I walk in, I go, grandma, you won't believe this. They told me that I didn't earn that medal, and they said I didn't win it, and someone else won it. Some girl won it. And she goes, Edward, let me tell you what. Shit, that ain't no count.

And I'll tell you what. Then why did they say your name? My grandma. She's not wrong. Like, I don't understand how you could just mess that up. That's not like at the Oscars where they read the wrong movie, remember? Yeah. Like, the right movie was on the card.

They just read it wrong. Yeah. Your name was clearly on this award. And so I think Grandma's on to something, too. I think that someone said this is not right. Why does the white kid win? I think your point might be valid. Why does the white male kid win?

It's also important to note that Grandma Edna, outside of Timothy Battle, is the person that just loves drama. So Grandma loved drama. She just loved to be kind of in the middle of it and talk shit about people. Did she go down to the school? She did not. She did not go to the school. Well, then she doesn't love drama.

She does, though. Battle would have gone to the school if his kid didn't win the best award. I don't know that Battle would have done that. She does, though. Battle would have gone to the school if his kid didn't win the best award. I don't know that Battle would have done that. Maybe he would have. But I can tell you that Grandma was not pleased with that scenario, and she was pissed. And my mom didn't really care. She's like, whatever, Josh.

A couple of weird things happened to me when I went to that school. See, Ricky Raby's white privilege and popular bluff. I think it's obvious. It's not popular bluff, Ricky. It's popular bluff. Thank you. Um, but yeah, I, uh, and a couple of weird things happened to me. That was also the place that I had my brand new Kansas city chiefs knit cap with the arrowhead on it and had the KC on it. And I went to school and it was confiscated on the playground by this principal lady. They go, why'd you take my hat? Well, we're sorry, Josh, but these hats have gang connotation now. Apparently KC meant kill Crips.

So we were just gang banging fourth graders that were Crips and Bloods apparently. So I remember that day too, coming home all pissed off. Mom, I can't wear my hat that I just bought at the Walmart. Did any other kids have Kansas City Chiefs? Oh, I think a bunch of people got shit confiscated. M.W. Selgrove says, that's the day Josh became a racist. How about that?

Yes, that is confirmed. Actually, another good point here. A sexist and a racist that same day. Hey, listen, it's one of those moments. It's kind of like when Batman became Batman is when he saw his parents get shot by the Joker, right? That was the moment. The buzzer went off in my head. So that would be what the

origin story of the Josh Hicks movie is. The origin story of how I became who I became is the day that I won the most improved player medal at Williamson Kennedy Elementary School only to have it stripped away from me the next day and now I want to find that bitch of a fucking... Now I'm

angry. Now you guys have upset me and I want to find that principal and I want to find that bitch of a fucking uh now I'm angry now you guys have upset me and I want to find that principal and I want to find out why this happened do you remember her name I don't I got to find the Williamson Kennedy elementary school principal 1996 Poplar Bluff Missouri who was it and I want to find that bitch and what the funny thing is I'll show up this woman will have no idea who I am she She'll be in an old folks home, like in hospice. And I'm going to walk my ass in there. I'm going to say, listen here, ma'am, I've got questions. Why did my medal, why did my award get stripped from me?

I was the most improved player at Williamson Kennedy Elementary School on that basketball team. Why did my shit get stolen? She'll go, who the fuck are you? Why are you here? Who are you? Bitch, I am Josh En ennis my grandpa used to be something in this town my uncle's a fucking lawyer we may sue my dad is the biggest celebrity to ever come out of this town outside of the lady that created designing women and that one gal who was

in playboy that was in a few episodes of growing pains outside of those people my dad's the biggest celebrity to come from this shithole and i might be number i might be on the mount rush Mount Rushmore real talk. I might be on the popular bluff, but well, and Durland and Durland more, I think was also on there. But outside of that, if I'm not on the Mount Rushmore of this city, I am Mount Rushmore fucking adjacent. Okay. So damage, you're going to show me some respect and you're going to tell me why I was stripped of my rightful award. And she's going to go, I don't know who the fuck you are who are you also a solid point brought up here by uh uh b jones about who the girl was that actually won that most improved player award that girl grew up to be britney griner yes that is confirmed wouldn't that be

something though like also i mean you're not even on the notable people list of the popular bluff but that's on wikipedia i was on there once and someone took my ass off of there it said josh innis noted poonhound well that's somebody put that there and now it's gone and that's bullshit so tell me who is on the popular bluff famous people your dad is sixth down so he's not even top is it alphabetical no okay i'll tell you if my dad's a bigger celebrity than these other people uh linda bloodworth thompson she created a great television show called designing women No. Okay. I'll tell you if my dad's a bigger celebrity than these other people. Linda Bloodworth Thompson. She created a great television show called Designing Women and a show called Hearts of Fire with Marky Post and John Ritter.

And a show called Evening Shade with Burt Reynolds. So she's like number one. So that's correct. That is totally correct. Christian Boving. Don't even know who that is. Fitness model, bodybuilder, and actor. Nope.

Not interested in some muscular dude. Nobody cares about him. Sean Pfister. He sounds like a baseball player. 95, 2001, and 2005 World Long Drive Champion inducted to three, count them three, Hall of Fames. That's not even a thing.

Screw that. Leroy Griffith. Now, he's a football player. Nope. Nope. He is a burlesque theater owner and film producer. Well, he's certainly above my dad. That man distributed pornography. Then we come to Tyler Hansbro.

That was another one of those aha moments. So I remember watching. I knew that Tyler Hansbro was from Poplar Bluff and played for the Mules. But it didn't occur to me until many years down the road watching him at North Carolina. I'm sitting there one day talking to a buddy and I go, you know what? I think I played basketball against this guy because we're about the same age. He's like maybe a year or two older than me, probably, psycho T. He went to a school called Sacred Heart Catholic School. His dad was like a doctor or something, a very well-to-do. They were a wealthy family for popular bluff standards.

And we played against it, that team. And all I remember is we had a team full of black kids, and they had all the white kids at the Catholic school. So we won. And I remember the dude crying. I go, who was that guy that was crying after the game? Sure as shit, it was Psycho T. He's probably crying because i

fucking checked his ass hard i probably backed him down in the post who did our friend ben play against he played against oh fuck he played against uh what's his name it was a good one yeah he played against what's his name that's all over kendrick perkins yeah he's like kendrick perkins like dunked on me 15 times because ben's like like me. We're about 6'2", but we had to play the post because we're not skilled basketball players. So Ben, he grew up in Texas, and he played against Kendrick Perkins. Kendrick Perkins is like 14 feet tall and thick and all.

It was like when I had to try to check Big Baby in Baton Rouge. Like, I'm in the post. They're like, you're checking Big Baby. I'm like, fuck. Because Big Baby was fat and tall and tough to guard, man. And he schooled me pretty good. Well, now we come to Scott Innes, radio broadcaster and voice actor for Scooby-Doo. Yep, that's a solid one.

After that, we have Charles Jacko. Now, that's C.D. Jacko. He worked at CNN. Yep. And he did a lot of Gulf War coverage. And I think he went to high school with my grandpa, Greg. We also have Billy G. Connell. Don't know who that is.

Medal of Honor recipient, United States Army. I should know that, I guess. Thank you for your service, Billy. Tim Lawler. Don't know who that is. Professional baseball pitcher. You don't matter. Matt Lucas.

Don't know who that is. Singer, drum writer, and songwriter. Oh, don't know who that is. Singer, drum writer, and songwriter. Oh, don't know who that is. Julie McCullough. Now, she was the one that was in those episodes of Growing Pains, and she was Mike's girlfriend on the show, but they kicked her off the show because she did a spread, I think, in Playboy or Penthouse, one of those, and old fucking Holy Roller, Kirk Cameron was like, nope, I will not do scenes with this bitch.

She's trash. By the way, Matt Lucas in the Rockabilly Hall of Fame. Cool. So. Cool. Then we have Derlin Moore. Derlin Moore, of course, he played football. Who did he play for?

Did he play for the football Cardinals? Who did he play for? Played the Rams. He played for the Saints and the Jets. The Saints, that's it. Duh. Should have known that one. And then Dr. A.K. Roberts.

I don't know who that is. He's a poet. Well, that's good. And Mike, Mikel Rouse. Don't know who that is either. Composer. I think I should be on the notable people. Are they unaware of the fact that I got into a fight at Radio Row? Do they not know about this? Do they not know that multiple times we have been featured on SportsCenter

for doing dumb shit? At least once. And it was Jim, not us. But still, it was Jim representing my damn radio show. So piss off. What if I Googled, what's the town? Jim's from Cahokia? He's from Cahokia, Illinois.

Do you think he's in the Wikipedia? If not, somebody needs to put Jim Mudd in the Cahokia, Illinois Wikipedia page. Like right now. I don't even care if I'm on our page. I want Jim Mudd to be in the Cahokia, Illinois notable people page. I think it has to happen. That would be

awesome. Nope, there's only two people. Who would those be? Well Hungarians. That's country and rock band Well Hungarians. Of course. And Teron Armstead. taron armstead taron armstead the former saints left tackle taron armstead is from cahokia illinois yeah that is not a town where i'd want to be black like at all there's a lot of towns around st louis that i'd be like nope no thank you i do not want to be black in this town. Cahokia, Illinois would be one of them.

But yes, if anyone wants to go add Jim Mudd to the Cahokia, Illinois Wikipedia, that would be pretty sweet. Let's see here. M.W. Sogrove, your wiki page should include that you brought Verlander to the Astros. See, I think that's important. By the way, whoever added me on that tweet from Jeff Luno, and he talked about all the great people that made it all come together to get Verlander, he didn't mention me, which is real dickish, because I know he knows who I am,

and I know that I was the only son of a bitch in that goddamn town saying go get Verlander. Now everybody wants to blow him and say saying go get Verlander now everybody wants to blow him and say oh Verlander oh he's great I was I'm the fucking captain now damn it I did that I can't even deny that you're right that was me I'd get on there every day Dustin Schmershmander and everybody would laugh ha ha and that dip spitting cuck fuck uh Michael that cuck fuck sat there and mocked me I just just remember, I'm like, dude, I'm the fucking morning guy at this fucking radio station, and you think you're such big shit that you're answering my fucking phones, and

you're fucking mocking me, and it turns out I brought your shitty fucking baseball team a championship because somebody had to be on the goddamn radio challenging the team to go get the motherfucker. Speaking of the Astros, it's going to be fun when they just totally crush the Seattle people's dreams, right? I'm looking forward to that. Because they've won, the Mariners now have won,ros, it's going to be fun when they just like totally crushed the Seattle people's dream. I'm looking forward to that because they've won. The Mariners now won what? 14 in a row. They had the kid in the home run derby yesterday. He was awesome. Yeah. People are all like excited because they got the Astros, I think for like seven of their next 10. Yep. And when the Astros win five of those or whatever it is, they'll be dead and

we can stop hearing about it. And that fraud Bootsy, my God, like his social media, like I get that he's trying to straddle it. Cause I know that life he's worked in multiple cities. So you're trying to straddle that whole, like, you know, you're trying to pander to both sides. So I understand it, but stop with the fucking Mariners shit. They're nine games out. They won 13 in a row and are nine games out. So all you need to do is go take five of seven from these guys, go five and two and put the fuckers to bed. Who honestly thinks that the Astros are going to drop like seven games to the Mariners?

I don't. Well, Seattle does because actually Friday's game is sold out in Seattle. Boy. I don't know when the last time that's happened. I couldn't tell you. And they've also got 37,000 sold for Saturday and 30,000 sold for Sunday. Boy, it's a big, big time to be in Seattle.

Against the Astros. And they're going to get swept. McLemore is going to do his weird white guy rap shit and everything probably. Can I put all my money on the Astros to sweep that weekend? At least win the series. Generally speaking, you could do bets that say, hey, who's going to win the series? I would take the Astros. The way it goes is when these teams that are kind of Johnny-come-lately start to really feel themselves and the fans get into it,

that's when the big dog comes to town and just shits on them. The Astros are going to come to town and they are going to shit on those guys. And it will be glorious. I'm excited. I am. This could be a really fun week for the Astros. It sucks it's the All-Star game. I think the All-Star game is kind of boring.

But we got the doubleheader with the Yankees on Thursday. Yes. And that, of course, is going to be must-watch TV. That's all of Thursday. You've got all day and all night. All day, baby. All day. The first game is, I think, at 12, and then the next one is at 6-ish.

So that's all day Thursday. Then they go to Seattle, and they're going to beat the shit out of the Mariners. I'm into baseball again, man. Well, especially now there's a little bit of drama with the Astros. If they win five out of seven, there's no more drama. But we were watching the All-Star Home Run Derby last night. And my man Albert. Speaking of conspiracies here.

So this is not going to shock you. But McDougal, among others, including Andy Bloom, who sent me a text last night. Andy would think that. He's like, and I made fun of him. Because Andy is in Philly for something. And he sends me a text. And he's like, Schwarber threw that last night, no question. I'm like, Andy, you sound like the fucking idiots

that call WIPay. If Schwarber was going to throw that, I think he would have been laughing and more jovial. He seemed actually kind of angry about it. Well, to be fair, though, you got to sell it. You got to sell it a little bit. He did sell it well. If you're going to take a dive, you got to act like you weren't trying

to take a dive. I would get that, but I do not believe he threw it. God, no, he didn't throw it. Now, maybe he was kind of half-assing it because he's facing a 42-year-old guy and then he realizes, oh, shit, I got to get it going and then never got it going. Now, maybe that was kind of half-assed in it because he's facing a 42-year-old guy and then he realizes, oh shit, I gotta get it going and then never got it going. Now, maybe that was the case. He felt like, oh, I can get

like 12 home runs in like five seconds. Exactly. And then he didn't, of course. He got cocky. I don't believe. Yeah, well, I mean, you overlook people. I mean, that's how, you know, Buster Douglas beats Mike Tyson. You're lazy, you're fat, and you go out there and you say, fuck it, I can roll out of bed and beat this guy. So, good for Albert.

It was a fun moment. You know how I feel about Albert. But McDougal, all about, like, that is the most Philly thing ever for people in Philadelphia to be like, yep, he threw it. That's the only way we, that's the only way. First of all, it's the fucking home run derby.

Who cares? Worry about making the playoffs, which you haven't done in over a decade. You've had one good month in 12 years and now you're bitching about getting jobbed by you know your dude throwing the home run derby come on uh philly 41862 says not because i'm a phillies fan but schwarber got ripped last night in the ot he had 20 home runs espn missed one should have been tied going into another overtime here's the problem i had with that coverage last night. It was terrible?

It was awful. The announcers are terrible. Like, you can't keep up with the home runs. I feel like it used to be so much better. Like, you'd have Boomer on there, and he'd go back, back, back, back, back. And it'd be more enjoyable. And it felt like you missed a ton of home runs. There were so many times last night during that broadcast,

they just left the camera on the batter and never showed you the home run. And they were awful. So many times they would be wrong on what the count was and the home run count was. It sucked. Now the Spanish broadcast of the Albert bonus round was pretty great. Well, because Spanish broadcasters are far superior to English speaking broadcasters. We say it every year, but Hawk Harrelson should have called the home run. There's only one man who can save the home run derby, and that is Hawk Harrelson. And that will never happen. But can you imagine? He is like contractually obligated to say you can put it on the board

yes after every home run. Every single home run. So like 600 times he would say that in a given night. It would be fucking awesome. You put it on the board, yeah. You put it on the board, yeah. Put it on the board, yeah. He nails like seven in a row. Put it on the board, yes. He go. Just all that shit. It's like a guy like nails like seven in a row. Put it on the board. Yes. He go.

Just all that shit. But the coverage of the whole thing was not good. I think that Ravage blows. I just think it's boring. I think that now watching the home runs is fun. I think it goes too long. Like I think you could do it without eight dudes. Like if you were to do that with like even four dudes, but you have to justify getting people in the stadium.

You got TV time to fill so i get all that but eight guys and it seems like it takes way too fucking long once your guy is out you're kind of over it but like had albert gone to the finals you would have been totally sucked in sure but obviously that was not going to happen although it came a lot closer than we thought it would uh also last night was that jeter thing. I don't think I'm going to watch that shit. I don't think I can do it. I think they're really trying to either they're misreading the marketplace and they think that the world cares about

that or they're just like fuck it we need some filler time and it's Yankee stuff so maybe people will watch. It's seven parts. Is it bad that I don't give a fuck about Jeter? Wait are they, look are they seven just hours, or are they like seven two hours? I think they're just one. There's no way I'm watching 14 fucking hours of Derek Jeter shit, unless it's just all about the chicks he's fucked and there's video.

Then I will watch that. I don't need to hear about, oh, the great hero Jeter with his weird behind the back throw to get to Giambi. Like, I don't give a fuck. I've heard enough about it. The last dance, the Michael Jordan one, that was good. That was ten parts. Because Michael Jordan is arguably the most important athlete of the 20th century. Correct. Derek Jeter is a guy who's

a Hall of Famer. You get 3,000 hits, you're a Hall of Famer. But if he would have played in Kansas City or Oakland, he would just be a nice Hall of Fame player because he played for the fucking Yankees. People talk about him like he's a fucking god, and he's not. He's fine. I'll be interested to see the ratings for this.

Now, yesterday might be a little higher because it was on right after the home run derby. Might be lower, though, because it would have been at like 11 o'clock at night on the East. I think the next part's on Thursday, but I'm not sure. It is. I don't think, I just, I think they're not reading the room correctly. That's a lot of Jeter. I just don't think people care about Jeter. Even Tom Brady.

Tom Brady is the biggest name in the sport that is the biggest sport in the country. He's Tom Brady. He's controversial because of all the deflating and all that. There's controversy. Derek Jeter's just a nice guy that happens to have just over 3,000 hits. He had big hits in the postseason, which is fucking cool, fine. But like, I just don't give a shit. Like A-Rod to me is a more interesting character.

First of all, he's a far superior baseball player to Jeter, yet he had to bow down and kiss the ring of fucking Jeter and move to third base. He's a better hitter. He's a more interesting character because he seems like a real narcissist fuck bag. So that's interesting. Like, I don't like Derek Jeter.

Like, here's some great work ethic documentary shit about Jeter. Like, I don't care. Like, it doesn't appeal to me. Jordan appealed to me. Whether it was Rona or not, I would have watched 10 parts about Michael Jordan because Michael Jordan is my childhood and he's fucking awesome. We didn't watch the Tom Brady thing either. That was like, yes, Roddy Richard said the Brady doc was nine episodes.

Honest to God, that doesn't appeal to me either. Like, if I'm bored one day, I might watch it. But it has to be a special player that I'm interested in for me to invest that kind of time. Jordan, I would invest that because that was my childhood, like the peak of my sports consumption days. And I feel like everybody loved Michael. Like, again, Derek Jeter's very targeted, very Yankees fan. You probably love it. But that's part of the problem is some of these networks, they get caught up on New York, New York, and they think people give a shit. I don't think people do. The Mike and the

Mad Dog 30 for 30. New York and you. No, false. I watch it just because I, you know, I'm a radio guy. It was New York and fucking Meltzer and all these other Syracuse dweebs. Radio jemokes, yeah. Yes. If Derek Jeter spent his wholebs. Radio jamokes, yeah. Yes. If Derek Jeter spent his whole career on the Rockies, nobody would care. Agreed. Now, part of what made him is getting clutch hits in the postseason, the Mr. November stuff and all that. I get that. I'm not telling you that he's not a good player and he's not a Hall of Famer.

You don't get 3,000 hits and get left out of the Hall of Fame. Is there any player with 3,000 hits that is eligible for the hall of fame that hasn't made it? I don't believe so. I think there are some guys with 500 that haven't made it. Cause you got Sosa and McGuire and bonds. And, and I think Palmeiro might have 500.

He's not in career. Isn't, you know, obviously great, but I feel like you could do a Jeter doc and maybe two episodes. Yeah. And unless you can do seven parts about how he used to fuck Minka Kelly. Seven seems absurd. And I want to know about

all the, I want to know about the non-disclosure agreements. I think he dispelled that. Oh, they didn't bang? I think he shut that down. No, there was never any NDAs. Oh. That's no good. He never had NDAs? Like he didn't, no, the gift baskets. He dispelled that? He shut down the gift baskets. He didn't really give gift baskets? I believe.

If that's the case, then the fuck do I care? Then that's what makes him interesting. Just being a solid baseball player is not that interesting. Like, I don't give a shit. Doesn't appeal to me that much. Other stuff going on today, though. So Mike Leach, this is the only audio you need from the great Mike Leach at SEC Media Day today. You're better off having too small of a package than too big a one.

Words to live by. It could be a Jeter conversation there. You're better off having too small of a package than too big a one. I don't know that that's the case. I bet as someone who has a small package, agreed, Mike Leach. I'm sure that Mike Leach never changes.

I agree that the guy didn't give a fuck. The same, you know, monotone, the run-on sentences. It's brilliant. He is the GOAT. He's the GOAT of speakers. And he survived cancel culture. They were coming for him. And I think the reason he survives it is because he doesn't give a fuck.

I think that's an important thing. Not giving a fuck is a huge component of whether or not you get canceled or not. Because if you start apologizing and become a wuss and stuff, they'll sick you. I want to say all he did was get off of Twitter. Smart move. Yeah, so he handled it well. Very good move on his part. God, I love Mike Leach.

No, he's badass. I don't love this coach from South Carolina. He seems like a tool. What's his name? Beamer. So he did a whole dancing video too. To turn my swag on by Soulja Boy because it's 2007. How sad is it to be

these SEC coaches? On one hand you're getting paid like $5 million a year which is pretty sweet. On the other hand you have to do dipshit soul crushing pride swallowing social media dances and shit to try to get some dipshit kids to play at South Carolina.

Nick Saban does no such things. Now, Brian Kelly, like we were having this conversation off the air, like Brian Kelly, that whole dance video with the recruit kid who didn't even go into LSU, right? Yeah. That was like a doof move. Like Brian Kelly, kind of a doof. Yes. I think that's a good way to put it.

This video of the coach of Beamer. Is it Beamer? Yes. Shane Beamer. From South Carolina. Yep. He is a tool. There's a difference between a coach of Beamer. Is it Beamer? Yes. Shane Beamer. From South Carolina. Yep. He is a tool. There's a difference between a doof and a tool.

Well, really, tools are younger guys. Like, a dude, like, in his 60s can't really be a tool. I think Kelly's probably in his late 50s, early 60s, right? Like, if you're, like, a 30-something-year-old dude and you're doing Soulja Boy shit, you're not a doof. You're a tool. I think tool and doof are determined by age more than anything. But also, at least with the Brian Kelly video, he was trying to get a kid to commit.

This was just the dude walking into SEC Media Day. I watched that, and I'm like, I want you to go 0-13. Yeah. 0-12. However many games are on your schedule, I want you to lose them all, Beamer fella, because I don't like you. You are a toolbox. Yes, because I don't like you. You are a toolbox.

Yes, that is confirmed. Thank you. Other stuff going on today. I saw some stuff in the comments here, just scrolling through. We've got a lot of people that have commented. Here's one from earlier, and there wasn't any Deshaun news today, but LegendsFence says, Josh, why are you letting your wife turn you into a pussy on the Watson stuff?

Don't act like you've never been in the locker room. I've been in the locker room, but I don't think dudes jerk off on massage therapists in the locker room. Like if, like, if that makes me a pussy, then I'm a pussy. But like, I'm not going to like, I'm not going to sit here and tell you, man, I don't give a fuck that the guy jerked off on 40 broads in a massage. They're like, Oh, give me a fucking break. Don't let your wife do it.

I love to show him. Like I thought to show him was great. I had his Jersey, everything, but listen, you're, you're barking up the wrong tree with this bitch. Cause Jilly,

she don't give a fuck. It's not like one of those, like feminist, feminist wacko over here. Fuck no. She's been called, what have you been called? A,

uh, internal massage, an internal misogynist. Okay. By other women. So let's not act like jilly is somebody that steps up and it's like you know wearing a vagina hat and shit but like come on bro like like don't come at me with you've been in the locker room that is truly the dumbest take

i've ever heard it's like so that so tell me about the locker room like every i've walked into the locker room many times and i've seen tons of dicks none of those dicks have been ejaculating on me or women in that locker room so your argument of man you've been in the locker room before there's a difference between like boys being boys like locker room shit where you're like boy like you're hanging out with your boys like check out the ass on that chick or whatever I'm not some fucking prude but like the idea that hey bro walk into that locker room and tell me you don't see that kind of shit you're right I walk I walk in every day. You won't believe it. One time, Deshaun Watson, using tantric mind fucking, ejaculated on Eric Winston.

I watched it happen. It was fucking wild, bro. And we've talked about this. You would think, like, in the locker room, if I'm these dudes, I'm busting this dude's balls, like, I mean, quite literally, because he can't contain himself. Well, he's busting his own nuts. Yeah, someone's going to pat him on the rump, like, hey, good play to Sean. Yes, that is confirmed.

Yep, yep, that is very true. Yes, that is confirmed. Ah, boy. Yeah, but I could see that being the case. But, of course, they're not going to do that, because they've got to count on that dude to get them a championship. Yeah, well, it's Cleveland. It's not going to happen.

Yeah. Mike Loves Just says, I just opened Twitch, and the first thing I hear is i don't have dicks ejaculating on me good time to tune it on you got in here just in time there buddy but yeah some gal walks in there and there's like i don't know if you knew this like like locker rooms are exactly like you'd imagine dudes are just fully erect penises 14 inch dongs fully erect. And they stand there with their hands on their hips as if they're Superman. And they just stand there

and cum. Every time Aaron Andrews has ever walked in a locker room. The guys do a cum. And anytime a lady walks in there is some ejaculating happening. So that's exactly right. What a horrifically stupid take. Just a dumb take.

But thank you for listening, Legends Fence. We appreciate you, buddy. Now, here's one for you, Jilly. This is a conversation that I think will be right up your alley. The 10 most unbreakable rules of parking lot etiquette. And one of them is one that you tell me to do all the time and I never do. But this is parking lot etiquette so you're in your car you're in the parking lot number 10 you tell me if you agree with these jelly because you are a big time parking lot stickler for things more so than I am probably you don't wait for the perfect spot if there are available spots further back well how further back and what's the weather well that, that's fair. But like I used

to drive a big truck back when I was a man, back when I used to walk in the locker room and just come all over Steve Slate and like boys do in the locker room. Even in a Sonata, you never go for the close spot. It's easier to do it than it was in the truck. When I had a big truck, I would just always park further back because it's a pain in the ass to park. I'm a big believer that parking lots all need slanted parking spaces. That would make life a lot easier. But anyway, so that's number 10. Number nine, follow the arrows.

Don't go the wrong way down an aisle. Okay, that's understood. Yeah, it happens. It sucks. I hate when I do it, but. This is a big one from Jilly, one of her big pet peeves. Use your turn signals. If you're waiting for a spot, you have to signal that you're going in that spot.

Otherwise, the spot's up for grabs. And then it's a race. Common sense. But if you're already there waiting, you should not have to signal. You have to. So if someone comes up well after you, they should know it's your spot. And you've claimed it by waiting. If they signal first, it's their spot.

Number seven, always return your shopping cart. Don't just leave it lying around. People who do that are dickheads. And I love watching the carts just rolling down the fucking parking lot because someone tried to prop them up on the curb and they just roll and hit somebody's car. Number six, when you get in your car, leave quickly. Well, again, is it a good spot? Is it like a spot people are clamoring for?

Are you out in the back of nowhere? But also, I mean, there are so many laws out there. You're not supposed to text and drive, whatever. What if you sit in your car and you need to send a text? What if you need to sync up your old Bluetooth so you can listen to a podcast? But for the most part, I agree. If you're in a prime spot, it can't be a situation like that. Let's see.

Number five, don't slowly tail people as they walk through the parking lot. That is the worst. That should be a crime to do that. You're stalking and you're a creep. That really happens around Christmas time. Sometimes I want to just stop walking and let them bump me so that I can sue them. Me too. You know what?

Good call. Everybody try that. It's a gist recommendation. If you park poorly, try again. It's better to take the time to repark than to park on the lines. That's being a pig parker. Nobody likes a pig parker. Actually, another example of a pig parker, don't take up multiple spaces. It's another one, especially for a good spot. And I'm shocked at how many people find ways to take up not just two, not just four, but like six spaces. Yeah, it's mostly people in

big trucks. Big truck people. Like I had a nice size truck. You know, I'm not driving like, you know, some tiny little Ford Ranger, but I always drove decent sized trucks, but it's the people that have like the side mirrors that shoot all the way out that are like a foot and a half off of the car and have like eight wheels in the back. Those kinds of guys like the F three 50 dudes. Now they drive a big truck, but they're the dicks that usually have no regard for anybody. Number two, don't block the flow of traffic waiting a long time for a spot. Agreed with that. That's easy. And the number one, which honestly, this is, I think, illegal. Don't park in a handicapped spot. Yeah, that's not etiquette. That just the law there is a big difference between etiquette and law do not park in a parking spot that's a bit different so there are those ones uh that's

what's uh going on in the parking lot wars of america what do we have to watch tonight we have that well we have the goldberg we got to watch the goldberg uh thing from a and e for grandma yeah i'm hoping that there's somehow footage of the JCPenney that she went to to meet him. Yeah, that'd be great. Like somehow I'm like, is that the Poplar Bluff? Yep, there looks to be a kid wearing a medal that he didn't earn right there in the back. Yep, that is our JCPenney. We started watching the show Hacks on HBO Max.

It is a good show, guys. It's on HBO Max. I think it's actually a Cinemax show. There's two seasons of it it's got Jean Smart from Designing Women full circle from earlier and everything's turning up Poplar Bluff and funny fun fact about Jean Smart her character

on Designing Women her name was Charlene Charlene when she was in high school was a cheerleader for the Poplar Bluff Mules full circle full circle but anyway so that's a funny show. We don't have the all-star game. I mean, I threw like 50 cents on five dudes to win the MVP,

but I don't need to watch that until the end. Are any of the Astros playing? Kyle Tucker. Tucker is? I think Fromber's pitching. I don't have any interest. The home run derby is far more interesting than the actual game to me. Agreed.

So we've got to watch Goldberg. We've got a couple of these wrestling things to watch. Apparently, Battles got his tickets for the Ric Flair-Jeff Jarrett tag team match at the Municipal Auditorium. He's like, bro, do you want to go? I'll get us some tickets. I'm like, fuck no.

I don't want to watch a couple of old dudes fucking wrestle. I'm already being dragged out to SummerSlam. It's sitting in the heat and swept my balls off. Last thing I want to do is spend another day going to watch Jank Ass Wrestling, watch a bunch of old men. I remember that one night we were drunk and we were going to call battle and be like, where's our SummerSlam tickets? Yeah.

Well, we'll see if we actually get these SummerSlam tickets, but we'll see. Let's see. I think Hacks is from Mike Schur from The Office, Parks and Rec, The Good Place. Well, it would make sense then because it's a good show and I like those other shows. Good Place I didn't really care for. But I've grown to from The Office, Parks and Rec, The Good Place. Well, it would make sense then because it's a good show and I like those other shows. Good Place I didn't really care for. But I've grown to like The Office.

The Office is always on in the background. And there was something that happened on an episode yesterday. You lost your shit. I just started laughing. You were like the guy at the Midas. But the thing is it's all new to me because I don't watch The Office. So if I see – it's the same thing with The Office and like Two and a Half Men. If it's on, I'll watch it. But I haven't watched enough of it to have seen all the episodes.

So it is new to me and I laugh my ass off at it. So that's the good thing. See, that's the best part about not watching a show when it's current is 10 years later when you finally start to watch it, all of it's new. Now, there are other shows like Reba that are not new to me By the way Did you see That they are talking about a Reba reboot Hot damn Is that necessary

Yes it is a Reba reboot baby A single mom who works Too hard and loves her kids And never stops That seems like it might be a disaster They're all a disaster let me have this Just like the coach reboot would have been a disaster. But you know what?

I would have been there for it, but they waited too long, and now Luther is dead. Now what am I supposed to do? Yep, that never... Todd, the show says things that don't need a reboot. Todd? Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? You son of a bitch. Don't tell me I don't need more Reba.

Who's clamoring for a Reba reboot? Me and a bunch of probably religious people, if I had to guess. It's a funny fucking show, you dicks. Well, it was. A reboot wouldn't be. Yeah, it would. Some of these reboots work.

I can't think of one, but some of them do. Now, here's what they should do. A Reba reboot, but in the same vein of the fresh prince reboot it's really dark and serious oh yeah like it's like like like barbara jean is like a fucking drug dealer like she'll coked out and shit one of the funniest things i saw because they're doing a frazier reboot was like the mock trailer that someone made where like frazier's like a like a psychopath that was good too because there's gonna Frazier. They're talking about a Frazier reboot, right?

What's happening? They already have the script. So, but Jilly's been watching some Frazier lately. No, I got off on like season eight. I was done. I see. It got too, it got dumb. Deshaun Watson says, what?

You got off on what? Yes, that is confirmed. What? I got off just thinking about ladies touching me. Hopped off the Frazier train. That sounds, you hopped off of what train? The Frasier train. Yes, that is confirmed.

I'm going to hop on the massage train, bitch. Then I started watching Cheers and there's Frasier again. He's everywhere. King of the Hill reboots. See, King of the Hill is another show that I've watched some of, so I know what it's about and I laugh. But there's so many episodes of King of the Hill that I haven't watched. It'd be new to me.

Well, we bought Bob's Burgers, another animated show on DVD. We have every season. Yep. And we watched, I think, like a third of the first season. And then we quit. But it'll be new to me when I decide to watch it. And how about there's the Beavis and Butthead

new episodes are coming up. Did you guys watch the movie? I thought it was funny. That was a funny little movie there. It's simple and it's funny. So today I'm at the gym, right? You know, day two of going back to the gym. And we're doing this thing where, like, we're chopping the wood.

Like, you know, we're using this weight and, like, doing this. And I said, so we're chopping the wood. And I shit, you know, the gal just goes, you said wood. I go, I like you. You're a fun time. You're like Beavis and Butthead, but a lady. Did you do your max out again? No, I didn't do it today because I've been sore, but I got my workout in.

So I feel good. That's two days in a row. So if I do one tomorrow, that's a workout streak. That's a trifecta. That's a workout turkey. Don't you forget it. You've got nothing this week preventing you from going all five days. I'm going to go five days. Five days this week.

That's the plan. What do they normally recommend? Like three? No, they don't recommend anything. Just go as many times as you want. I thought I was reading about nine around. They say like three days a week. No, they don't recommend that.

I mean, there are people that go six days a week. But I mean, you should probably try to go three. But I'm going five today. Good. I'm going to see how many days in a row weekdays I can go. I've gone twice. I'm tired of my face being fat and everything else. I have a dentist appointment at one tomorrow. It was me and this one chick that was in there working out today. And this chick could kick like a motherfucker. Like her leg was up above her head. And I'm like, ma'am, how do you do that? Cause i can't get up that high she goes i'm a dancer i was like like on a pole she goes oh no silly i'm a ballet dancer surprised you didn't get you know uh canceled for saying that i didn't say

that i made that part up i actually just said what like i'm gonna tell somebody like oh are you a stripper that's what i was fuck no i'm not that dumb i said so i my first guess was are you a ballet dancer she She goes, yeah, sort of. I go, yeah, I know a little bit about ballet. I've watched Black Swan. You didn't say that either. I didn't. I could have gone John Lopez with it, though. Or not John Lopez, John McClane. I could have gone. And I've told you this before, but this is a true story. Me and Rich are sitting in the studio. Maybe Laura was there, too, because she was on with us in the studio. Maybe Laura was there too because she was on with us

in the afternoon. And John comes in for his Friday hit. And McClane sits down and it's almost like a cheers moment right before the jingle from Cheers. But he sits down and goes, Hey John, what's going on? Yeah, I saw Black Swan. Yeah.

I just watched him eat some pussy. I'm like, what? I forgot the exact line, but it was something along the lines of Natalie Portman eating Mila Kunis' pussy. And those were the words he used. And I go, that's fun. I'm going to have to check that out. And I did.

And it was a weird movie. But speaking of Houston media people, I'm just talking about some other things. So Barry, apparently Barry Warner has a book that's out and it's been out for a couple months. He finally wrote a book called Off the Top of My Bald Head, I believe is what it's called. And it's just Barry's stories about hanging out with Ali and George W. Bush and all these big celebrities. And he's got awesome stories.

So I saw a post about it on his Facebook. So I just posted, hey, man, I'd love to have an autographed copy. And maybe I'll get you on the podcast. Come on the podcast. We'll talk about it. Remember, I'm trying to butter the bread with old Barry. Because he was one of my favorite people. And he still is one of my favorite people.

But he and I have had a falling out. And I would like to mend those fences. Because I really love the guy. And I don't really love a lot of people. But I really love Barry. Because I'm fascinated by him. He was very good for you, too. But then eventually he turned on me, too.

Like out of the blue, he just started to hate me. I don't like you made fun of his commercial. He was fine with that. I think eventually he just started hating shit. I don't know. He just he's that's how he is. He's kind of a malcontent. He'll turn on you pretty quick.

But I posted that on his thing and he goes and I'm thinking maybe he'll send me a book because we're friends, right? An autographed copy of his book. Shit you not. I say, Barry, man, I'd love an autographed copy to read. Sends me a link to go buy the book. Says, you can buy it, and I'll autograph it. And I go, you're Barry, aren't you? That's so Barry.

You have to buy it. I will. And then he said, I'd love to come on the podcast. So we'll try to get Barry on at some point Barry Warner uh who's who's a way and he said chirp at the end of it too um but he goes love to come on the podcast chirp and uh I do like look he was I enjoyed like it was so bizarre we had this like just this dynamic where he was like this older dude that like was very cocksure and like cocky even though he really wasn't doing much at the time and like and i was kind of his little wingman that wrote he just kind of taught me shit and that was you know this young guy that just rode in a car with him and he had a jaguar at the time well you're actually gonna get

him out there i think what your problem is you keep asking people to come on the podcast and then six months go by and maybe they don't want to come on the podcast anymore like angelo who six months ago we were supposed to have on this podcast but see now i think that'll be good to have him on right around the time his last football season what if he doesn't want to do it anymore he's like oh i said i would do it and then he never reached out that's true same thing with barry i can see this like you know three months later being like oh shit never talked to barry josh's love for old white radio guys. I do have a love for old white radio guys, but I also love old black radio guys and Hispanic

radio guys. Yeah, old radio guys in general. Like Ricky Ricardo, who's one of my favorite people. He is not white. So there. Deal with that, chief. Anyway. We can confirm that. Yes, that is confirmed. Thank you. Anyhow, well I guess we'll get out of here then.

What time do we have to get Luther? Can we effort Brock Osweiler? Does anyone have Brock's contact? I think that'd be funny. Like, what if we just set it up like, hey, we'd love to have you on for the season. He'll say he doesn't need to come on a fucking podcast. But maybe he wants the attention. No one else is asking Brock Osweiler to come on their podcast, to my knowledge.

The Manning cast isn't asking Brock to come on. Well, here would be our option. We send him a cameo request. He's not on. Oh, he left cameo? He's no longer taking requests, so we just have to find somebody. Ask Vandermeer. Hey, Vandermeer.

Hey, Mark, do you have his contact? You've got to have Brock's info, right? Can we do that? Who is an old black radio guy? Name three. do that who is an old black radio guy name three well terry fox who's a cool dude who uh is a radio legend a legendary fellow uh tom joiner is an old black radio guy and um the mad hatter is an old black radio guy um um there are others fuck you m. MW soul Grove. Eat a dick. Don't put me on the spot with this shit. Do you still talk to Bruno? Not really. Like, I mean, like I don't dislike Tony or

anything, but like, I don't, we don't really have a lot to say to each other. We worked together for like three months, so we don't really have a ton to say. And like, I'm just not, I'm trying to distance myself a little bit from like the wacky world of angry white guy, Republican Twitter. And like Tony is somehow kind of like the face of that now. And I'm not telling you that I'm trying to distance my, like if Tony said, Hey, can I come on the podcast? I wouldn't say no. I'm not like some asshole. That's like, Hey, I'm, you know, not friends with people. I posted a picture of me and Tony last week, but it's just like, I'm trying to, you know, get out of that world of where I was for like a year and a half, which was just angry white guy and angry white guy is not who I am. I get angry about certain

shit and I am white, but I am not angry white guy that just the whole world's out to get us white. Like, I don't want to be that. I just want to be funny and shoot the shit. The pod became kind of a downer for a while there. Correct. And that's why I barely tweet about anything. And if I do, it's about just benign shit. Like, I don't want to get into that world. I got, like, it's a heavy world that I'm not here for. Now, I'll offer opinions on certain shit. Like, for instance, today you and I saw that story about, oh, Oh, what was the fucking, Oh, it was about how, uh, Harbaugh

and his wife are apparently like donating money to pro-life causes or something. And you know what I would tell you? Good. Let him donate to whatever the fuck he wants to and leave people alone. You know, he'll get fired over that. Could be having the wrong opinion, right? Could be, uh, not a fan boy says that was my favorite time in the gist timeline which one was that not a fanboy the angry white guy one uh ace gilmore when is jay cutler coming on the podcast

probably never because he doesn't need to because he's got his own media company brock does not have his own media company so he's he might just be but now what if brock comes on and he's just like i got some fucking fire to spit and he gets on there and he's not slow anymore. He just gets on there and he's like, he rips the curtain back and he's like, let me tell you motherfucker something. I listened to every fucking show you did about me and every joke you told about me. And you're a motherfucker. Somehow Brock is now like new Pat McAfee. All of a sudden he just starts this whole universe. Yeah. Uh, not a fan boy says the Trumper period when you were trying to get on outkick. Yeah, that was a fucked up time.

It was a regrettable time. Cause it's funny now I hate Clay Travis and all these people. And, uh, because I just, I find them to be abhorrent and annoying, but, but yeah, that was a time. I can't deny that. That was a time that occurred. I sat by my ass was there and I'm like, I think our podcast would work on outkick. And like'm so fucking glad it didn't you know because i just it's not who i want to be i'm glad to offer opinions on shit i don't want it like like shit just got off the fucking rails and part of it was the rona and people are frustrated so it made sense if you're ever going to go off the rails it's at that time yep but it really fucking went off the deep end and it went from being fun and everything else to just being a fucking nightmare

and i did not enjoy it yes that is confirmed it was like it was like an emo phase and heavy drinking phase and cocaine phase it was it was all of those things mega blast misses the trump period well i would imagine some people do. And I'm sorry that that's not what it is anymore. But M.W. Sogrove says that was a weird time in every aspect. Summer 2020 COVID riots do totally. It was an odd time. I think everybody was fucking nuts. And some people have been able to get out of it. Like, I think I've climbed out of the nuts world. And I'm like, I just don't need this shit. I'm here to try to make people laugh, have a good time and kind of make, you know, everybody kind of because cause I'm trying to build a fucking successful

podcast. And basically what it comes down to is you've got a world where you can get on a podcast and you can try to be, you know, like one side, right wing, left wing, but you gotta be 100% into that shit. You have to be, can't be half pregnant yep you're gonna everybody you gotta like kick everyone else because that's what's happening too there's a lot of people in our chat nothing wrong with you guys but that was kind of the environment we were providing we lost a lot of viewers we lost a lot of listeners so if you read your facebook post we'll tell you like oh yeah i was checked out like i was done with it and that's why i'm trying to get these people back and it's not that i'm trying to pander to them by saying, Hey, by the way, Biden rules. It's just, I thought the shit sucked too. And

that's not why I was doing this, but everybody went a little bit crazy at that time. And so that's why, you know, we kind of shifted gears, tried to get back to being fun again. And I think that's going to be a, a good thing. I think more people I'm seeing the numbers start to tick up a little bit and we're going to have the rebrand coming up here in about two months or so. We're working on the rebrand. So, and I think that'll be successful as well. Cindy Newd says, what is the new pod name? I'm not going to share that yet because I'm not 100% certain. We're working on a logo. I'm going to see how it looks. And if I think it pops and it works, we'll ride with the name I'm thinking of. If not, it might shift to something else, but I feel that it needs a

different name than, um, I just, it needed a different name than the Josh Ennis show because there's too fucking many of those. And if I end up staying on here somewhere else and it's the Josh Ennis show somewhere on the radio, I'm looking to differentiate the two and I need a different name for it, but I will not be getting rid of these fun little microphone things here because they look cool. And that was a gift from my father. And I will continue to put that bad boy right there. Somebody a second ago said we need John Cassio. Cassio can come on whenever. I didn't say that I wouldn't talk to people that are political. I'm just trying not to be like Mr. Angry Fire and Brimstone guy all the time. Why don't you change the name of the radio show?

Because I don't fucking want to. I mean, I'm fine. I'm content with the name of the radio show. If I do that, then they have to go through a whole process of changing shit on their end. And podcasts do better when they have, I think, names that stick out. If you're trying to grow something organically without the help of radio, you need something that's going to draw people in.

You're going to see, like, what is that? The Josh Innes Show just works for radio. It does. I'm trying to do something that will draw the eyeballs of other people. And outside of Houston, I mean, I know you think you're big shit, but no one knows who Josh Innes is. Well, and Philly.

Yeah. Well, those two big cities, Jilly. Well, if you're trying to actually grow this into a sustainable business. Yeah, we'll see. It's not just a hobby. Yeah. But anyway, so we will, I'll give you more info on that when it happens, when we do the big rollout, but I'm going to see how our new logo looks and if I like that. And then Harold's in the chat. He's working on some QR codes whenever we do that. I love all the people that are on board with this shit. I love it. It's awesome the way people are coming together.

And we're going to steal a bunch of PK's ideas. He actually sent us a bunch of stickers yesterday, so I got to go downtown and shit and start putting stickers all over polls and whatnot. Deshawn wants to know, did someone say sticker with the pole? No, Deshaun. Nobody said that, you horny toad. Anyway, you guys are awesome. Harold, you're a ride or die. We love you, buddy. All right, let's get out of here. We'll see you guys tomorrow.