The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Beer Drinking, Vodka Shooting, Hell Raisin'

Episode Date: May 31, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly decided to do a drinking show on Twitch. The duo has decided that ice cold Coors Light is the best domestic beer. The Mountains have to be blue. Josh unloads on a conservative radio host who believes people saw "Top Gun: Maverick" due to the fact it isn't woke. Honestly, Josh is all over the place in this podcast. You just have to listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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ToeGrips.com. Promo code is Luther. We love them. Thank you, Dr. Busby. This is the Josh Ennis Show. Howdy, everybody, and welcome in to the Josh Ennis Show. Glad you're with us tonight. It's just a random show, just hanging out tonight. We were drinking beers and playing Yahtzee. Well, because you were like, well, maybe we shouldn't drink tonight, because we did drink Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yes, we've had lots of alcohol this weekend. But we didn't drink a ton on Saturday.

I think I had like four beers. We didn't get too crazy. And it's a holiday. Like, let's think about it. I can't just let like a holiday pass and not sit out on the deck and drink some beers. And it was hot and it was wonderful. And I thought, Josh, you know what's going to be really good? Some fucking Coors Light. So I went to the store.

I bought a 12-pack of Coors Light so as to not get too nuts. And the mountains are blue. They're delish. The mountains are blue. Get you some. Like I would have felt like a failure if I didn't drink on this holiday. And we did.

And we are. We are currently drinking on this holiday. You gotta did. And we are. You have to. You got to grill. We are currently drinking on this holiday. You got to grill. You got to drink. You got to sit outside. We did every one of those things. It's official. And I feel like you have to.

So we've got the mountains. Look how blue these mountains are for all of you who are on Twitch tonight. That is some blue fucking mountains. Those are delicious blue mountains. But we're glad you guys are with us tonight. Can I tell you something? I really hate Clay Travis. Like, really, really, really despise.

I really hate him. One-time weekly guest of the Josh and his show. It's amazing, but I didn't hate him back then. You know what I'm saying? Like, I didn't hate him back then. You know what I'm saying? Like I didn't hate Clay back then because Clay wasn't like wacky lunatic pandering conservative talk host guy. He was just sports guy dabbling into shit. Like, Hey, I'm sports guy. And there are too many woke fucking athletes like that. Okay. I can get down with that. That's fair. But like now, like these fucking people that

are political hosts and shit like they can't have any middle ground on anything they have to be lunatics who pandered to their base no matter what right like that just you can't just say like you know what blank isn't all bad no if that person is a democrat or liberal they're horrible or they're conservative they're horrible go big or go home and it's really sad the way some of these people pander and i don't believe them it's not just conservatives I don't believe it's a lot of people I don't believe but like our friend producer Kenny I'll look at him too because he's like mini Clay Travis like I look at a lot of the shit he posts and I'm like there is no fucking way that you believe what you're saying you're saying this because this is what your audience wants and you're telling your audience what they

want and that's totally fine because Cause I really, I think that producer Kenny's a good guy, but I like, I'm like, okay, so you're with the Waltman Johnson show. Now you gotta be this guy. You have found a niche. You have found what works. You found what's gotten you paid. You found what gets the clicks, but I'm telling you, I like, I read some of the shit, these people post and even the most hardcore Republican people have to read this shit and go, all right, bro, you're reaching. Today's latest from Clay, who again, I'm not being a hypocrite here. I used to really enjoy Clay Travis and I reached out to him.

Again, I feel like I have to say this every time so people don't come back at me and go, oh, you're a fucking fraud, bro. I tried to get the podcast on his site back when they were looking for podcasts for the site. I think that all fell through and no podcasts are on there. Like Whitlock was on there. I think they just gave that shit up. So whatever. But I tried because I felt like there would be some crossover between the audience.

I thought that would have worked. Whatever. After Clay got into the Rush Limbaugh spot I really was turned off by Clay and a lot of the shit he posts is just bullshit it's like there's no way you believe that and there's no way anybody with a brain believes this but you go with it and because you're so desperate like these groups are so desperate for their group to be right they'll believe whatever bullshit is fed to them by dipshits right for example there was a tweet about Top Gun, which is apparently the greatest movie that's ever existed.

It's like Citizen Kane, Top Gun Maverick, right there. So he tweets something about how he saw Top Gun. It was great. And it's the first Tom Cruise movie to eclipse $100 million on its opening weekend. One, that's a misleading piece of information because Tom Cruise, at his apex, was a movie star in the 90s and the early 2000s, back when movies weren't making $100 million to open. That was before the boom of all the superhero movies and shit. So it's misleading anyway.

I saw those stories all last week. Could Top Gun Maverick be Tom Cruise's first thing? There's no way he believes that. There's no way Tom Cruise, it's amazing he's going to have this. Fine, whatever. So that's the big story. It's going to make a hundred million. I thought it was bullshit to begin with. So apparently the movie makes a hundred million dollars. And what happens when the movie makes a hundred million dollars? Well, it's Tom Cruise's first hundred million dollar opening of his career. And it just shows that people are dying to be patriotic. Go fuck yourself. It's just a fucking movie about dudes flying fucking planes and it's like my fucking christ does everything have to be the most pandering sniveling bullshit this was like first

thing in the morning too like we're in bed still and you're like oh come on oh my god first thing you see today and that was just that was the tone of the day i mean my god like come. Like I read this and I'm like, there's no way you believe that that movie is being viewed by so many people because Americans are so desperate to be patriotic. It's because of nostalgia. And it's a fucking movie they like when they were kids and teenagers and nothing else is fucking showing. Like, I'm not trying to downplay the movie. Stop trying. Like for the group of people that say stop making everything political hey stop trying to make top gun political you're a asshole like my god like hey top gun hey hey hey colin kaepernick stop making everything political oh but hey the reason top gun is huge is because republicans are tired of being anti-american blah blah god you're

so full of shit. Yeah, I've seen a lot of people who are known Republican haters also in love with Top Gun, so I don't think that's accurate. My God, that is so stupid. The only purpose of OutKick is to report on ESPN employee salaries. Correct. And here's what OutKick does. It's beautiful. They all roll out, and they say,

oh, I can't believe that this guy still has a job because he's a black guy and he's racist too. Like, oh my God, like they pay you to do this? Oh God. Somebody called down the middle isn't a stance. After you mentioned abortion and religion, I was turned off. There's no way you believe that. Well, that's funny that there's no way you believe what you believe. How dare you?

No, the difference is I'm quite honest about everything. I believe if you listen to any of these alt people on either side, you believe any of the shit they're peddling. You are stupid. Bless your heart. You're fucking dumb. If there's anybody you listen to they are lying to you because they have found a fucking niche that's the reason i'm never going to be big the reason i am what i am i'm just what i'm always going to be i can't get big you know why i can't get big one i'm not very talented if we're being honest i fucking suck that's number one if i were talented i would have never failed out of my other things I fucking stink that's number one number fucking two is I can't choose to pick one of these groups to ride with

and say that the other group is wrong about every fucking thing in the world and now of course I'm a sellout because it's a sellout move to be political and I think I know who this person is I'm going to block that person there's a good good idea I know who that person is so goodbye friend go fuck yourself and eat every cock available to consume all right now I'm going to block that person. That's a good idea. I know who that person is. So goodbye, friend. Go fuck yourself. And eat every cock available to consume. All right. Now, meanwhile, back in the fun zone here.

Welcome in, everybody. It's Josh and Jelly today. Howdy. Boy, I'm telling you, man, when the mountains are blue, when the mountains are blue, they are delicious. Luthi, why are you panting? Luthi can't. It's funny when there's people on Facebook and they say the exact same thing they come into the chat

with and then they think you're not going to know who the fuck they are I can take battling with you all you fucking want but I really don't give a shit about your opinion that having that being down the middle is in the stands that's the dumbest fucking shit ever do you realize what kind of psycho you have to be to say nope

you have to take one side or the other and if you don what kind of psycho you have to be to say, nope, you have to take one side or the other. And if you don't go fuck yourself, you're a pussy. Eat every fucking asshole that you can find. Suck all of them. Oh God. God, but the mountains are blue and they are delicious. How about Iron Eagle? Dude, Iron Eagle's a fucking baller. Asus Iron Eagle 3. Iron Eagle is fucking baller. But like, think about how ridiculous, like, think about how ridiculous you have to be. And I guess if you're a millionaire, it doesn't matter if you're making tons of money and you're suckling off a Rush Limbaugh's audience, it doesn't matter what you do. Because like, like, here's the thing about Democrat or really here's the thing about all of

these political people, right? You don't have to be good at anything. I think we've had this discussion before. You don't have to be good at anything. Clay Travis is not decidedly good at anything. He's not a good radio person. He's a ho-hum writer. What is Clay Travis good at? Telling MAGA people what they want to hear

and then acting like he's not MAGA, which is the best possible thing ever. It's like, I'm not some wacky whatever. Like when he was on sports radio, he was like, I voted for Obama. Blingity blue. I voted for Obama. I'm not racist.

I voted for Obama. But let me tell you why black people are stupid. Hey, it's me, Clay Travis Show. Woo! Hey, it's me, Buck Sexton. I'm not racist, but what's with black people today? Oh, dear. Woo!

One thing I think I can agree with old fucking M.W. Solgrove on is, like, if you voted for fucking Obama, then I don't think you should have a place in the world sitting here going, hey, let me tell you why liberals are bad. Go fuck yourself. Hard and fast and deep. Fucking political people. I'm telling you. Luther, you know what this is, Luther?

I'm telling you what's happening. I haven't had Coors Light in a long time. And you're enjoying it. And the mountains are just, Luther, Luther, look over here. The mountains are blue and I'm just fucking crushing. Fucking look at you buddy say hi to everybody on the twitch luther they see on the luther cam you want your fan on or something yes get your fan i mean

i got thoughts man i got thoughts all damn day i'm just tired of the shit oh i tell you it's just ridiculous everybody's out of control. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hey, it's me, Clay Travis. I voted for Obama, so I can't be racist. But here's 10 racist things. No, I'm not racist.

But here's some things I know are going to make people think I'm racist, but I'm not really racist. Oh, boy. Ah! You want a silver bullet, Luther? Also, I didn't... You should have got 24 of these things. Well, I didn't know you were going to call. Because I'm on one. Yeah.

Now I'm on one. If I knew you were getting on Twitch, I probably would have. Oh, Christ. If you flip back to the Luther cam, you'll see Lou 2 as well. Oh, you guys want to see Lou 2? Oh, hey, it's me. Hey, Luther, it's you and your too as well. Oh, you guys want to see Lou too? Oh, hey, it's me. Luther, it's you and your buddy Lou too.

It's your twinsie. Oh, boy, I tell you, the silver bullet really crushes. Oh, it's delicious. Really, it has to be ice cold, though. Most beer has to be ice cold because I enjoy beer, but some of it just tastes like shit, and you're just drinking it to get drunk anyway. Bro, you got to be at work in what? Six hours-ish? What time is it now?

8.30? No, about eight hours-ish. No, this is early for you. And honestly, somehow, like, on Sundays usually when we do this, you wake up on Monday and it's the best you feel all week. Yep. So, anyway. Like, and that's the thing, like, there's no

way when you tweet certain things that you believe them and now like Jim I think gets mad at me when I do this because now I sound like Nick Wright because apparently Nick Wright used to say these same things about guys like Clay Travis oh Lopez there's no way he believes that but when I see certain things I'm like you don't believe that you don't believe that Tom that Top Gun made a hundred million dollars in its opening weekend because Americans are desperate to be fucking patriotic. There's no way you believe that. That is a dumb opinion. If you truly believe that you're stupid, but I don't believe that you believe that because you know exactly what to say to all these hillbillies and rednecks

that still listen to the fucking Rush Limbaugh show. Like, and that's the thing is political people bless their hearts. Political people, like when you listen to their shows, the people that still listen to these don't truly believe these people are talented. Like you don't listen to Ben Shapiro and go, that guy right there is a mega talent. He's not. He's just a little dweeb in his yarmulke. Like he's nothing special, but he tells you shit that you agree with. So like the fact that you agree with him supersedes the fact that he's a fucking nerd who is unlistenable. Cause you're like that fucking guy, that guy is he's good. Cause he tells me all the shit about the black people that I like

to hear. And you're like, yeah, Ben Shapiro. But then you don't listen to Ben Shapiro. Back when it took talent to be on the radio, Ben Shapiro wouldn't be anywhere near radio, but podcasts have opened the door for untalented people. You know what I'm saying? Like most people, and I agree with this person, Trent, who said 2012, 2020 clay was one of the better sports media follows. Then he went super political. I agree. He got the rush job. Like I liked him when he was kind of like the, Hey, let's keep these assholes in check, dude. But he's no longer the keep the assholes in check guy. He's the 100% pandering to dipshits guy. And I'm not here for it. Just the same way I'm not here for fucking Jemele Hill and her pandering to everybody else. But there used to be a thing called talent.

I believe that Danny Glover talked about it in Angels in the Outfield when he was explaining to the owner of the Angels why they stunk. He said, there's a thing called talent. They don't have it. Right? That's almost 99% of media people in the world today. It doesn't take talent to do anything because you can start a podcast. And if you find the right dipshits to listen to your podcast, you become a big celebrity and your podcast works

and you make money and things are fine. Ben Shapiro would not exist in 1997 because in 1997 it took skills of some sort. Like you don't have to like Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh is one of the most talented orators to ever grace the microphone, the golden EIB microphone. That takes talent to do at Rush, especially early Rush, who was a satirist. And being a satirist is a very good talent. People like that were good. Ben Shapiro's nerdy fucking ass like just kind of rolls out and says, all right guys, let me tell you something.

So here's the thing about abortion and blacks. And you're like, yeah, abortion and blacks. Don't kill the babies. Yeah. What's with blacks? They shoot each other too. And you're like, that's my guy. A guy you wouldn't give two fucks about.

And now we're sitting here blowing like, like you got these guys like Clay that are blowing Tom Cruise and shit. And they're like, let me tell you guys something. People are watching this movie because they want to be patriotic. Yes. Those same patriotic people probably find the fact that he's a Scientologist to be abhorrent. You really are into it tonight. I'm on one tonight. Silver fucking bullets. Clay is cashing those big fat checks, so he's doing something right. Yes, he's being white and racist. There's money in being white and uninterested and appealing to dudes who have a farm in Iowa that Clay wouldn't shit on. He would not piss on them if they were on fire.

Ah, boy. Ah. But I guess your argument's fair. What are you doing with your life, Josh? You're a failed sports radio guy. You got fired twice. If that's your point. Your point's also fair, but I'm sitting here and I'm ranting and raving and I don't give a fuck who cares.

So fuck it. Right. So fuck it. So fuck it. So be it. Live your life. Love your dog. Drink beer.

We got to get tonight. I know I talked to, um, I talked to, uh, uh, uh, Christine,

right. I sent her an email and, I sent her an email, and I said, listen, here's my idea. I sent Richard's wife, of course, from her Etsy store. She's going to make us some stuff. She's going to make us some shirts. I sent her the idea. She's going to send me some mock-ups for it, and then you guys are going to have the opportunity to buy a badass shirt.

Live your life, love your dog, drink beer shirt, and all that money is going to go to her business because she's a wonderful lady and that's great. Josh's mouth is basically an AR-15 with these silver bullets. And don't get me started on the fucking AR-15 shit. My God, these fucking liberals. My God. Oh my God, the guns, the guns. Like there was one I read

today. Oh, where, oh, what was it? It was so beyond stupid that it had to do with guns. It was so stupid. Well, first of all, anybody who, oh, it's the people that want to come that say that they all like to go with this angle of, oh, the Republicans like to keep like, want to force us to have kids but don't want to protect them in our schools. Well, data would show you, friend, that very few kids die in school shootings. It sucks when it happens, but you can have all the laws you want. It ain't going to fucking change. Some wacko's going to go in and shoot up a school. And by the way, it didn't just start happening yesterday. It's been going on for 20, 30, 40 years, whether it be at a school or it be on

Kent State's campus, there's always going to be some asshole with some gun that's going to do something stupid. I mean, it's the way it goes. But like, oh, you want to force me to have a baby? Is that what you want to do? Oh, you want to force me to have a baby, but you can't protect it? Yeah. Statistically, your kids, there's a billion other ways your kids are going to die that's not going to be from guns. Oh, but Josh, we have more gun deaths than any other country. Well, per capita people, the same people that like to tell you when you say, well, you know, more white people are shot by cops than black people or brown people, they say, well, per capita, it's actually, I mean, the data says because there's so much,

so fewer black people and brown people in the country that when they get shot, it's a higher percentage. Then please, when you tell me that America is the most gun dangerous country out there, please bring up the fact that there are other countries that are considerably smaller than have comparable deaths. When you look at it per capita, like people, here's what I love about political debates. People will use things like per capita whenever it fits their argument. right? So if the argument is, well, you know, more white people get shot by cops. It's like, no per capita. It's not true. Well, well, America is a shitty country where more people die by guns than anywhere.

Yeah. But go to like fucking Brazil or somewhere and tell me, or, you know, look at the per capita of like some of these Island countries and go, and then tell me what. Ah, boy. Happy Memorial Day. Can you say that? You're not supposed to, according to the email from corporate. I agree with that email, too.

Yeah, it's kind of odd. Because it is weird to just say, like, hey, happy Memorial Day. Like, it's weird because, like, there's nothing happy about it. It's like it's talking about people who died. So it's kind of weird to just say, hey, greetings and salutations and happy Memorial Day to you, good sir. You celebrate it. And you say, hey, like, we celebrate these people because they're the ballsy-ass people that went out and died for this damn country. So assholes can make millions of dollars saying that we went to see Top Gun because we care about patriotism

or people who fought the good fight and died out there so Lee Greenwood can sing God Bless the USA about fucking Canada. Ah, boy. But yes, I enjoy the answer to it. There's this Pollyanna universe that people live in, and this Pollyanna universe is like, okay, if you get rid of all these guns and say, hey, it's illegal for you to have your guns,

that people aren't going to die from guns. And it's like, ah, I don't think that's true. I'm fairly certain there's a sign outside of every school that says, hey, don't bring your guns in here, bad guys, or you're in trouble. And then what happens? Dude brings his gun in there and shoots 20 people. And it's like, well, there was a sign. Well, the sign says crazy shooter people need not apply. But then they do. They walk right in there and like hey

i'm shocked your dad hasn't been belting out kenny loggins inspired tunes for the movie i would agree with that ah boy are you guys annoyed by me tonight or anything i feel like i'm just on one it's really going it's the silver bullets man silver bullets, they bring out the best, the best, the best, the best in me. At least it's not Friday, so I won't be doing shots. So there's that. I mean, unless someone throws in $100. Ain't nobody going to do that on a Monday. Wouldn't that be the worst?

Oh, no one's going to fucking do that. Well, that's what happens when you play on Twitch. Oh, no. You have to offer. Oh, no. That, God, Tuesday would hurt. There ain't no way in hell that's going to happen. That's the rule.

We're on Twitch. Oh, no. Every time we get to $100, there is a shot. That is not going to happen. So there's the dono link if anyone wants to dono. Ain't nobody going to be throwing in. There ain't going to be $ bucks from people on this one, I don't think, and I'm fine with that.

I've got to at least give people the option. Shots on a Monday. You know what's funny? It's two people who are Hall of Fame writers in their respective cities have quote unquote retired in the last couple of weeks. One is John McClain. His retirement's a fascinating one because he's retired from the Chronicle yet. But he's still a contributor, right?

But he's still a contributor. He's like, I'm still going to be keeping things on my Twitter, and I'm still going to be on 610. Then are you really going anywhere? Like, oh, you left the paper. Nobody even knew you wrote for the paper anymore because no one writes for the paper or reads it. That's one. Two is Ray Dinger in Philadelphia. Like, I don't understand why you announced that you're retiring. Like, so you mean to tell me that Ray

Dinger will never appear on the radio or write anything ever again? Like, do you really retire from a weekend sports show? Right? Like, is that something you retire from? Like, well, I do a once a week show, but I'm hanging it up. I'm never, ever going to appear on WIP again. I don't think that's true. At some point you will. And at that point you didn't retire. You have what we call a Brett Favre retirement. I'm not trying to rip the guy. I'm just saying it's just weird. Why say you're retired? Just say, hey, I'm not going to do this show anymore, but if I appear anywhere, cool. Why couldn't he have retired from the part of his career that means we have to hear his terrible voice? So we're talking about McClain. Well, nope, McClain will still be there.

His retirement was a giant farce. Like, I'm no longer going to write for the Chronicle as if anybody reads the fucking Chronicle. When's the last time anybody read something John McClane wrote? And I'm not trying to rip him Luther. I want to be very clear. It could be anybody Luther, nobody, nobody reads. Nobody does like nobody reads it. Do you read the newspaper? Luther? Do you read the newspaper? Luther? Do you read the paper or no? Do you? You need a chicken foot's what you need.

Something. Look at you. Luther, you're a good boy. Do you read the paper? Do you? I don't think he can have a chicken foot. He reached his calorie intake today having like 17 treats trying to teach him how to use the new stairs. That's true.

Not successful. Well well he did it to be fair luther did you do it yeah luther what do you think a top gun do you think that it had 100 million dollars because of patriotism because americans want to be patriotic luther luther um how do you feel about sean hannity luther hey luther over here i'm over here hello how do you feel about Sean Hannity? Luther. Hey, Luther. Over here. I'm over here. Hello. How do you feel about Sean Hannity? Do you think he's a dweeb? Would you hit Laura Ingram?

No. How do you feel about Judge Jeanine? Nothing. Anyway, so that's Luther, everybody. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. Don't mind him. He really is a sweet boy, though's Luther, everybody. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. Don't mind him. He really is a sweet boy, though.

Oh, boy. Does Luther miss Rush? Oh, I bet he does. There was a time that our idea was like Luther's character will just be some hyper conservative guy. You know, like that was going to be his character. But, ah, boy. This is the content we need. Thanks, Brad Hall.

Let me tell Andy to get in the chat. Let's see. Speaking of hyper conservative people. What about Harrison? Oh, apparently Harrison's like, so I'm texting Andy the other day and he's like, yeah, Harrison was talking to me about 1984. I'm like, the other day and he's like, yeah, Harrison was talking to me about 1984. I'm like, who is like, in my mind, this kid's still eight, but I think he's like damn near in high school now. I think he's like, how old is that kid?

13. But yeah, apparently like, like Andy is a conservative, but I think Andy is more of like, you know, like he's not like wacko M.W. Solgrove conservative, right? His kid is wacky M.W. Solgrove conservative and loves Ben Shapiro, loves him like that's his guy for whatever reason, loves Ben Shapiro. Like I can't imagine being 13. Like I take myself back to when I was 13.

I can't imagine sitting there and like, I take myself back to when I was 13. I can't imagine sitting there and, like, my hero is some conservative podcaster. But here we are. Like, when I was a kid, it was like, I want to be Howard Stern or Man Cow or Jack Buck. His hero is a fucking conservative podcaster. I can't fathom that world. Dude, I mean, the silver bullets are going down like it's wooder. The silver bullets are going down like it's wooder. I got to go to work tomorrow.

The positive is my boss doesn't even listen to my show. And then the guy in Detroit listens, the PD there there but has never given me any critical feedback on it I'll go hey how does the show sound it sounds amazing I'm like are you sure it sounds amazing it's incredible well there's $20 from Cruella Gorilla so we're on our way oh dear there's no way we get to I'm not like there's no way that there ends up being a hundred bucks you're going to do a shot. I got to go to work. I got to get up at 4.20 in the morning. You say that every time, and then you still stay up to like 11.30 on a Sunday.

Yeah, but today's Monday. I mean, she had even more hours of sleep. Oh, boy, I tell you. M.W. Solgrove hates Ben Shapiro, but... Oh, sorry, guys. For those of you listening on the podcast, you're like, what's that shit? Oh, silver bullets go down like Canes Rangers 3-0. Yeah, that's true.

Oh, boy, but they do. Like, the silver bullet just melts in your mouth. Scott A. says the music from Detroit is better than Nashville. It's the same shit. There's like a couple of different songs. In Nashville, we might not play random Van Halen songs that

we play in Detroit, but they're largely the same. But I would actually make an argument. What? And me, of course. Is this the last one? This is the last silver bullet. You already have three in front of you since we've been in here. I've had three of these in 30 minutes.

I mean, it would look like that. Holy cow. I tell you. But like in, the Detroit show currently in its present state may be better than the Nashville show. It may be. Nashville the Nashville show. It may be Nashville. Doesn't Nashville got Draymond. Uh, Nashville doesn't have kid rock though. We play kid rock. We play cowboy. That's about it though. A lot is the same, but it seems different. Or maybe it's just a better rotation. I have no idea how they, I have no idea how they schedule

their music or anything in Detroit. It's weird. I just record shit and it better rotation. I have no idea how they schedule their music or anything in Detroit. It's weird. I just record shit and it pops up, and I have no say over the music or anything. I have a little say over some music. I can pick random songs and play them sometimes here. In Detroit, I have no say because I don't have the control over anything because I just record it, it shows up in Detroit, and then it airs.

Sometimes it doesn't make it in, and then I get in trouble for that. You guys need to try Yingling Flight, the next generation of light beer. Have we had Yingling Flight? We have. Have we? Yeah. Oh, we had that at Dad's thing, didn't we? I think we bought a case of it last year. Was it any good? You didn't like it. You know how I feel about Yingling. You're just anti-Yingling.

Yeah, because I don't like it. It's not good. You drank it at the Night Ranger show. Because that's all Dad had. That was like the sponsor of the show. What, are you hungry? Let's see. I used to enjoy reading the paper with a cup of coffee on a Sunday morning. There's 19.

Well, thanks, Dayfuse. Maddie T is in the chat. Hello, Dr. Maddie T. Good to have you in, Sia. Now, how much are bits worth? Because I think MWCillgirl pointed out that we might have only needed 70. Well, I think we have about $10, not like $14 in bits. Okay.

So that's 39 plus 14 is what, 53? So you need like 47 more dollars. Boy, I wish I brought my JIS shirt now for the Trump story. And I want to tell you guys, I try to avoid being put, I don't fall into a side, right? I think you guys would agree with that. Yeah, we need 47, correct MW Soul Girl. Also, I forgot to tell you,

there is a plan in place for Jim to join us once a week on the podcast. I think his studio quality was so good that I think it would sound good on there. Tiger JT says, I think the guy was saying the rock music Motown that originated from Detroit is better than Nashville country. That would be true. Josh, when you coming to South Florida? I don't know exactly when that is. Jilly would know. Let's see. Crilla Gorilla, Hello. Glad you guys are with us. Everybody appreciate you on this Monday. I'm really upset that on my, I mean, can I tell you guys something?

When you get ice cold blue mountains, silver bullets, it tastes no different than drinking any of your high end, like, Hey, $14 for a four pack craft beers. When the mountains, when this, when you see this and it's ice cold, it's like buried in a cooler, not in the fridge. The fridge doesn't know justice. It has to be in a cooler. And when you get it in the cooler, man, game changer, game changer. Cypress Jeff says new cameras rock. Well, thanks, but let me see if we got any. Oh, that didn't work. Hold on. There's one with Luther included, but that's a horrible looking set up there. I apologize for that. That's jelly. And this is me. Hello, friends. It's your old pal Josh.

Riding solo like Derulo. Silver bullets on a hot day a second. And MW Soul Growth, I agree with you. Today, Jilly, we were just sitting around. We had no plans on going outside, whatever, you know, just hanging out. We were going to say, oh, we're going to binge a show, which we never do. We were going to binge a show. And Jilly said, you know what? I really want some silver bullets and some Yahtzee. And I said, all right, go to the damn store, go to the Publix and get us some silver bullets. And Jilly got us some silver

bullets, kids. We filled up the cooler and sat out there. Nothing tastes better, but I want to float a river right now. I want to get in a tube, and I want a cooler filled with Silver Bullets because every other domestic beer just pales in comparison to the Silver Bullet. This right here is the best domestic beer there is, Coors Light. Second to that would be a good old-fashioned Yellow Belly, a Coors Banquet beer. That's number two. Then I would slide into the Miller category, and then the Budweiser shit is at the bottom there. But if you look at the mainstream domestic beers, Coors Light is number one. Numero uno. We're not big Budweiser people here, Bud Light. We're not big Bud people,

Bud Heavy, Bud Light, Bud Platinum. Not big Bud people here. But man, when it's hot outside and you reach into a cooler and that cooler's full of ice and you reach in there and you pull out a Coors Light and the mountains are blue. And I think that's key because no other can of any sort of beer has like an indicator on the can that it's delicious and cold, right? I'm shocked you didn't pick your home state Dixie beer, says Ranch Wilder. Dixie beer is shit and it gives you gas. It's not good. I got a whole jug of that shit when we went to a saints game, I was walking around on Beale, not Beale, that's in Memphis on bourbon street and shit. You know, you can pop in like for $4, you can get a whole jug of this shitty beer. So I got, um, so I got the Coors,

uh, rather the Dixie beer. And I, do they still call it Dixie beer? I thought they were planning on changing the name because Dixie is racist because Dixie is like the South during the Civil War. Lady Antebellum is now Lady A. And so you can't do any of that shit. But I tried it and it's not good. You're from Missouri and you hate Bud. That's sacrilegious. Well, I don't enjoy it, but there's some really good craft beers out of St. Louis. St. Louis is a good craft beer town. I'd love to move to St. Louis and just live there and go to ball games every fucking night. Just roll into the ballpark, put on my Willie McGee jersey, sit there, talk about the good old days, be like, man, back when I was a boy, the Cardinals weren't very good, but we had Ray Lankford. And before Mark McGuire got there,

Ray Lankford was our best player and we loved him. And the 1996 team that had Ray Langford and Ron Gant and Brian Jordan and Gary Gaiety and Delano DeShields and Tom Pagnozzi probably and Andy Bennis and all these guys Ozzie and Royce Clayton and all these guys like that's my era and I would do that and then I would keep fucking score I'd sit at the ballpark like an old son of a bitch and I would drink the Budweiser because that's what they have. Although when I did sit right behind home plate in the all inclusive seats, they had goose Island and that wasn't bad, but I sat my ass back there and I would go every goddamn game. And I, if I, if this is how my life would be, if we lived in St. Louis somehow, you guys want to watch Luther brush his teeth? Hold on.

I'm on one right now, but here's Luther. He's about to get his toothbrush. Luther, you want to brush your teeth? Luther, over here, you want to brush your teeth? Here, watch. Here. Here. Over here. Look. That was a great angle. Oh, that's my buddy right there.

That was a great angle. He's got his shoes. That helps his little teeth, the ones that he still has left. What is your opinion on St. Louis-style pizza? It's fantastic. Yeah, Emo's is really good. I love Emo's, but I would prefer Chicago-style tavern pizza. Vito and Nick's, the best pizza in the world.

Although the place here does, they call it party-style or party-cut, but it's Chicago-style thin crust pizza. Vito and Nick's, the best pizza in the world. Although the place here does they call it party style or party cut, but it's Chicago style thin crust pizza. It's outstanding. I already want to go get more. I had it left over even. I got the sausage and jardiniere. It was fucking amazing. So good. I hated those Cardinals. They were so good.

The 1996 Cardinals were decent and then they stunk for about four years. Then they got really good in the early 2000s. But people say, Josh, what's your dream? I don't really have dreams, right? I don't know what my goals are in life. But there's a radio station called KC95, the Rock of St. Louis. You have shirts.

And my dad wanted to work for the station when he was a boy. I would love to do mornings on this legendary station, KC95. Nelly did not invent St. Louis-style pizza, MW Soul Grove. And I would go work for this station, and then every goddamn night I would go, and I would go to ballgames and just watch the Cardinals. And I fully plan on keeping score. Once I become a baseball, if we ever move to a city with professional baseball again, and not AAA shit that Big Puddin' plays in, I'm talking about legit baseball.

If that ever happens, or if it comes here, I will keep score. I will get season tickets, and I'll pull out a pencil, and I will keep score. If we ever go to a baseball game again, we should keep score. You said you wanted to do it. I don't know why. We haven't been to a baseball game in three years. I know. It's fun to make fun of dopes that keep score and say, oh, they're a bunch of old sons of bitches. No, I love old people at baseball games. I think they're adorable. Here's what I would do. And I really can't because when you have a wife with you at the ball game, you have to entertain them with conversation. That's not true.

You're on your phone the whole time. That's true. But here's what I want to do. Here's what I'd like. I want to get one of those headset Walkmans, you know, the yellow ones. Of course, it's got to be the yellow ones. With the antenna on the top of it. Yeah. And I want to tune that to whatever radio station the game is on,

and I want to listen to the ballgame while I watch it in person, and I want to keep score. That's a dream I have. That's something that my grandpa Greg would do. We'd go to the ball games. He would take me to St. Louis. We'd go and we didn't talk during the ball games because my grandpa would sit there, listen to the ball game on like a transistor radio, like a legit transistor radio. He would listen to the game and I would just sit there and be like, so what do I do? Well, I want to be that guy. I want to be the guy who the person with you is like, what do I do now? Like, that's my dream. Is that bad? It's funny because the way you're talking

and Luther's kind of like clearing his teeth, it looks like he's, he's the one talking. Luther, are you the one talking? Luther, how are you, buddy? Did you enjoy brushing your teeth? Was it, was that nice? Yeah. People can see you on the internet Did you enjoy brushing your teeth? Was that nice? Yeah. People can see you on the internet now. You have your own camera and everything. You have a camera. Look.

Do you guys enjoy the Luther cam now? He is such a good. How close are we? I don't even want to bring it up. We are, I think we're still 47 away from shots. Oh, boy. So if we get $47, Josh is doing a shot on a school night, which is always fun. And then somehow you just pop up just fine and dandy the next day. Josh,

can we go to the triple box? Let me see which one of these I got to delete some of these. Which one's the triple box? There it is. You really should just make like delete half these scenes. Hold on, let me delete some of these. It's easier to find. Let's see. Remove. You're removed. I got to find out which one this is there's

luthi we will remove this one i do like the triple box that's nice there's the triple box there's just a luther there's jilly there's jilly again there's two jillies okay then we'll stick with okay and then uh there's luther there's the triple box, and then there's Luther again. All right, what is this one? Well, we don't use that one. There's 20 more from Crilla Gorilla. Thanks, Crilla Gorilla. Folks like the glasses in the chat again.

Thank you, Trevor. People like me with glasses. I guess I'll wear them more. Means I have to put on less makeup. And then this is the YouTube. We don't need this one either. Remove. You didn't need this one either remove you didn't delete the skype did you no the skype is that one okay it's listed as youtube we've done

pretty well actually getting our skype working yeah all right so we are 27 away oh look you can do it this way look at this hey look at that how about that. How about that? Hey, how about that? You can see me and you can see the graphic up there. That looks kind of jank, but whatever. That's cool. But anyway, let's go back to our normal one here. Let's go to our try, our three shot here. You should actually label them.

It'd be easier. I will. There we go. There's the three shot. I don't know, Link, in case anyone wants to get on the meter. 27 away from Josh the three shot. Let me push the dono link in case anyone wants to get in on the meter. 27 away from Josh doing a shot. Is the audio skipping for everyone or is it just my Walmart internet? I think it's fine.

Oh boy. Let's see. I thought those guys who wore radio headsets to the Cardinals games were the coolest guys ever says Tiger JT. He's a big Cardinal guy as well. He's what we call a rare person. There it is. Really?

I love Jish. Oh, no. I love Jish. I didn't think it was even possible. I did not think this is possible. And now M.W. Sogrove points out we are now $97 away from it. That shit's ridiculous. You're right, M.W. Sogrove.

I got to get up and go to work tomorrow at 4.30. I got to give it 4.20. Okay, so what's the shot? Are we doing, we have a coconut tequila. You drank all the Sammy tequila. Oh, look, battle's in the damn chat. Do shots. Oh, screw you.

Battle, you can do shots too. You ain't doing shit. We have vodka. We have peppermint vodka. Do you want that? You can pick, I guess. Give me the peppermint vodka. Peppermint vodka. We have peppermint vodka. Do you want that? You can pick, I guess. Give me the peppermint vodka. Peppermint vodka.

This is ridiculous. Luther, can you believe this? Luther, can you believe this shit? Look at his face. Do I get a shot, too? His wrist is a little better tonight. He still kind of pulls it up a little bit if you guys were wondering. All right, Jilly's going to go get the shots.

Yes, what's new? Oh, boy. How do you guys feel about this shot? Like, does the video look clearer than it used to? I don't know if it does or not, but how do you guys feel about this shot? I know it's a little jank, but boy, Luther, everything. It's all a party, Luther. It's all a party till you get your ass up.

And then at 420, Battle messaged me today and said, hey, you want to have Double J, Jeff Jarrett on the show? And I'm like, sure. So apparently we're talking to Double J, Jeff Jarrett one of these days. Oh, we have a new bottle of this? the show? And I'm like, sure. So apparently we're talking to Double J Jeff Jarrett one of these days. Oh, we have a new bottle of this? Yeah. We have four new bottles of that. It still smells like peppermint.

See, who was that guy that brought him? Do we know his name? I don't know his name. He also brought a shit ton of weird, like, chips and popcorn snacks to the station. We also gave Battle a bottle of that. So, you know, Battle, you can participate. Battle's a dick that took one of our peppermint bottles. We gave him it, to the station. We also gave Battle a bottle of that. So, you know Battle, you can participate. Battle's a dick that took one of our peppermint bottles.

We gave him it, to be fair. He's a thief. Are you doing one, Julie? Yeah. Okay. Not like you have anything to get up for tomorrow. Well, eventually, but not at 4.30. Oh, boy. Appreciate you guys. This is fascinating, isn't it?

That people are donating on a Monday, on a holiday? Well, because everyone likes to drink on a holiday. Yeah, you know what? Fortunately, we're $97 away from another one, so I doubt that's... $97 away, guys. All right, thank you to everybody who donated on that one. Ain't no way that's going to happen again. Cheers.

But hey, thank you. Oh, that's tasty. That's good. That is so good. It goes down so smooth. That's pretty ridiculous. What are your thoughts on X-Card Tommy Pham? Now, this is an interesting story.

So Tommy Pham is the one that slapped the dude, right? Over the Fantasy Football League, yeah. Yeah, that whole story is weird. But I used to be a big Tommy Pham guy. Like, there was that weird era of the Cardinals where none of their players were really great. It was like the end of Matt Holiday and Matt Carpenter was not very good. And it was before they brought on guys who were going to be Hall of Famers. Arnauto's going to be a Hall of Famer.

Goldschmidt, who's hitting like 20-something games in a row, he's a Hall of Famer. But it was that weird era where it's like, hey, here's Tommy Pham, and he's probably the Cardinals' best player, yet somehow they still won 88 games and may make the playoffs. And Tommy Pham was a guy I liked. He could play a little outfield. He was decent doing that. He could hit a little bit, and eventually he moved.

Did he trade it? He went to Tampa initially, right? He went to Tampa for a while, yeah. And I liked him. But the story is that he just open-hand slapped a dude. Jacques Peterson. Jacques Peterson in the face over some fantasy football shit. And Jacques Peterson had the receipts.

He's like, here's my stuff. This guy's nuts. Weird. And he got suspended, I think, about three games for it. Yeah, that's weird, man. You know another story that we didn't really get into? Wasn't there another? Didn't he want to fight somebody, too? He wanted to do a celebrity Yeah, that's weird, man. You know another story that we didn't really get into? Didn't he want to fight somebody, too?

Like, he wanted to do, like, a celebrity boxing. He's, like, one of those. Thomas Pham or Jacques? No, Tommy Pham. Like, he's a nut. Like, there was a few stories about him. And I thought there was one where he was like, I got a gym here in, at the time, Tampa. And if he wants to fight me, we can do this.

People are weird. I swear that was Tommy Pham. There was somebody who used to reach out to me all the time someone in like Philly speaking of celebrity boxing you've had multiple like people want to celebrity box you no they didn't want to fight me they were like hey we want to set up a celebrity

boxing match with you and blank I'm like I'm not going to fucking do that I might be very low on the totem pole but I'm not celebrity box low on the totem pole yet i haven't hit that level yeah so tommy fam threatened to fight luke void at a local gym after a dirty slide now luke void of course is a former st louis cardinal as well he was traded to the yankees or he just left and went to the yankees forget how that went but he was a cardinal

yeah so tommy, quite the lunatic. He is. Like, who would want to, like, volunteer to celebrity box somebody? Who's like, you know what we're going to do today? We're going to celebrity box. Like, that is a no-go. That is a non-starter for me, friend. No celebrity box.

But I was offered, like, the dude was claiming, like, we'll pay you. Like, we'll get you paid, and you can come out and celebrity out in celebrity box I'm like again I try to explain this to people at the time I'm in my early 30s the people they want me to celebrity box are all like decrepit old men where there's no winning if I beat the shit out of an old man I'm an asshole who beat the shit out of an old man if I get beaten then I get beaten it was because we all know That's true. Josh is too big a guy for those celebrity boxing. Chances are he'll be the bigger guy, so if he wins, it means nothing. Thank you. You understand him, W. Sogrove.

You get it. You understand it, and that means a lot to me. Ah, boy. There was a lot. We haven't talked. What was the thing that involved Tim Anderson being called Jackie by Josh Donaldson? Yeah, that was a racist thing, apparently. But then there's a, but I want to say that other people had called this guy Jackie before, too.

Like, there were people that, like, I think the argument. Or he called himself Jackie. No, the argument was that, like, that was his nickname. And so Donaldson called him his nickname, but it was like an inside joke. But then, like, the rest of the team was like, well, it's not inside. I don't know too many people that don't hate each other to have inside jokes, so nah.

But then I thought I read something somewhere that this guy had referred to himself even as Jackie before this Tim Anderson. I don't know if he referred to himself as Jackie, but I think maybe his boys have, his friends have, but I guess it's not okay when it's someone you hate calling you Jackie. Yeah, get over yourself, asshole.

And then the dude got suspended over it. He did. Like, what a weird thing to get suspended over. Now Tim Anderson got hurt, so. Let's see. Hello, Jilly Side Peace. Glad you're with us. Hey, boo. He said it in a press conference at Ranch Wilderness. So wait, so did Tim Anderson refer to himself as Jackie in a press conference prior to this? If that's the case, then the fact they suspended this dude over calling him Jackie, it's a disgusting suspension. If that's the case, he was just probably more so mocking this press conference of a dude referring to himself as Jackie Robinson. Yes.

Now, again, I don't know the whole story on it. I don't either. And as a Sox fan, like that would be Robinson. Yes. Now, again, I don't know the whole story on it. I don't either. And as a Sox fan, like, that would be ridiculous. Yes. And then, like, Tony La Russa pops up and he's all defensive of the guy, too. Oh, yeah, Tony La Russa thought it was for sure racist. Yeah. Yes, he called himself the new Jackie Robinson.

Well, then, so probably Donaldson was mocking him for that comment because that's a stupid comment. This might be a dumb question. What makes Tim Anderson the new Jackie Robinson? He's black. Oh. Well, then I am the new Corey Feldman because I am white. You're the new Kevin James.

We discussed this. I'm the new Kevin James. Like the other night you were half falling asleep, and I don't think you remember even saying this, but we were watching King of Queens, so we usually do to fall asleep. Yeah. And at one point you just go, I'm the fucking King of Queens.

Fuck me. And then I fell asleep. Yep. It was really disgusting with yourself. Do you remember the episode? Yeah. It was the episode where, like Doug would just lie to Carrie.

And she's like, why do you always like lie to me? Like, why do you just like, why don't you just tell me what's happening? He's like, I'm scared of you. And so apparently that's us.

And then I popped up and like, yeah. Cause like the King of Queens, one of. He's like, I'm scared of you. And so apparently that's us. And then I popped up and like, fuck, a new King of Queens! One of the lines is like, I do stop at the Burger King drive-thru and get a Whopper before dinner. I do! That's me. But yeah, if you do watch King of Queens, honestly, we are King of Queens. Oh God, we are. Except that

we like dogs better. There's the one episode that bothers me where they just try to dump the rescue dog. That bothers me. I don't remember that episode. Yeah, they try to drop it in Lancaster. Well, God, we are. Except that we like dogs better. There's the one episode that bothers me where they just try to dump the rescue dog. That bothers me. I don't remember that episode. Yeah, they try to drop it in Lancaster. Well, if you remember, there was also the episode where Doug's parents had been lying to him about his dog dying. That's funny, but there was one where Doug brought home a dog and they were like, we have to get rid of it.

They tried to dump it at the farm, but then it came back to them somehow. Oh, yeah. So that bothered me. But other than that episode, we are King of Queens. God, we are. I queens god we are i'm fat and and and mildly amusing and you're not fat and mean yeah i guess and uh and we are king of queens and then i randomly will eat random food before coming home just like the one episode where he's at the drive-thru he's like i'll just get you know an ice cream and a fry and you know what give me a double burger the episode

is great because they're they're at home and she's like I really want like an ice cream thing so he goes to the place and he goes yeah I'll get a uh like a Mr. Happy's ice cream such that she goes is that all uh who am I kidding give me uh and throw one of those two and again we've had this discussion he's not funny in any other thing oh so we finally watched uh we we watched uh chuck and larry which i haven't seen since me and my friend martin went to see that when it came out and we wanted to watch it to see how problematic it would be in 2022 and i I counted like eight efforts. Okay. I'm not going to say the word. How about this?

Not fuck it. No, it's eight. It is the gay slur, but with the T-S at the end of it. The very harsh gay slur. Like the Kobe Bryant gay slur. Like the kind that he got suspended or got fined $50,000 for throwing at the ref. No less than eight. And I get like the point was like, oh.

And the point was to say, like basically like at the end, it was like, hey, gay people aren't bad. And I think that one line, Adam Sandler is actually like, okay, I used to use this word. But you know what, guys? You shouldn't use this word. And it was like eight times in this movie. It was unnecessary. Like this movie. It was hard.

And I understand what they were trying to do. Like be like super progressive and be like being gay and all that bad. I mean, if we're looking at 2022, they were also problematic with women. They had two twin sisters making out. They made fun of fat people. Yep. Asian. Well, and now Rob Schneider. Asian people, of course.

Now, Rob Schneider apparently is part Asian, and I didn't know this. So it was okay for him to play like the Looney Tunes version of an Asian person with the giant teeth and the squinty eyes. Like everything about this movie was fucking terrible. I'm shocked it's still on Netflix. Like I think it makes it only because like the message at the end of it was supposed to be like,

hey, there's nothing wrong with being gay. Like if we're bitching about Dave Chappelle and Ricky Gervais, like for the love of God, someone bitch about this movie. Well, it kind of reminds me of, oh, okay. Now here's a movie that if you guys haven't watched it yet, there's a movie that you should watch. And I don't remember what the hell the name of the movie is, but it's a movie where this

guy is like trying to get a job in radio or some shit. So he creates a character, and this character is, he's doing, it's a white dude doing the voice of some wacky black woman. What is that movie called? Like almost like a Shirley Q. Licker type of thing. Like, uh-huh, honey. Like that type of thing. And he creates this kind of like sassy, fat black woman character,

and everybody thinks it's really a sassy, black, fat woman. And, um. Is that, there's no way that's still streaming. Loquisha is the name of the movie. Loquisha was the name of it. There's no way that's still streaming. It got 1.6 out of 10 stars on IMDb. How many?

1.6 out of 10. That seems like a lot because that movie was not good. Everybody, here's your homework assignment. Watch Loquisha. Pop Buzz says everyone is fuming over racist new movie Loquisha. And again, the point of the movie was to have a positive message. Look at this article. What's that?

Phillyvoice.com. Bad viral trailer for Loquisha is basically 97.5 The Fanatics, Dwayne from Swedesboro. And somehow that story probably goes, and by the way, Josh Ennis is still a racist piece of shit, just to throw that out there. Oh, shit. Which is funny because, again,

why you got fired was pointing out that that was racist. And this whole article on Philly Voice, like, oh, yeah, it's terrible. Ah, yes. Yeah, there's no way Loquisha is still straight. There's no way. I bet it is. I mean, what would change now? I mean, we've been, like, in the heart of this.

The concept is eerily similar to a 2016 controversy in which the fanatic producer fabricated a fake black character named Dwayne from Swedesboro to regularly call into the Mikey Missanelli show. This article was written, by the way, in 2019. Jesus. Three years later. Like, Philly does not let this kind of shit go. Then again, what am I talking about? Like, the trailer's not even available online anymore. Really?

Yeah. There's no way that's still streaming. The, um, I was talking to somebody. Well, I was talking with Jim and some other people. And they're like, you know, you should probably let some shit go and i'm like i can't i'm like that shitty dixie chick he's like you too like you guys are so similar well pk and denise had like a whole like meltdown they said like they had like a drunken meltdown after they had their little uh meet up in uh atlanta Atlanta with their

listeners in Atlanta and PK. And they're just like railing. Denise doesn't rail on anybody. She's the most docile, nice person ever. And she's like crying. She's like, they fucked us. They fucked us. And I'm like, I know how you feel.

Yeah. I told him, like, it's not abnormal. Like, we've been harping on this shit for three years. It happens. I know. And then like Jim will be like, well, I get over it. I'm like, yes, because you work with Michael Berry. You're a protected species.

Jim failed up. Jim failed up. He goes from working with us to working with Michael Berry. You win. I go from making tons of money doing, you know, a good show to, hey, here I am talking about credence. But again, to be fair, like like we would have never survived the rona we would have all gotten i get that but like like so i understand why pk and denise were like like

i'm listening to their thing from the other day and pk it's like i'm coming for all you motherfuckers and denise is just crying in the corner like i mean in their situation to describe it more like their situation it was was kind of like the company makes you, and you've said this before, you have to choose, do you want a live morning show or do you want live people all day? Yes. And so their station in Atlanta wanted live people all day and not a live morning show. Yeah.

So they were just at the terrible end of a business decision. Yeah. And the syndicated show they put on is terrible. Yeah. Apparently they want us to come do something with them in Houston. Yeah, so we're trying to plan this. It might be like a live event. I don't know if we can try to feel this out with our people.

And see if they'd come. Yeah, because I don't want to commit to it if we're not going to actually do it. Okay. They're not messing around. They're booking venues. We talked about this. They're doing a live podcast in Atlanta, like an improv place. Yes.

And they offered us the opportunity to maybe do kind of like a joint show with them. Yeah. For a similar setup in Houston. For a live show in person. At what is Rudyard's. And I forget what it's called. It's got like a comedy club name, I guess, but it would be like a happy hour. The Chuckle Hut.

Yeah. It's not, but it would be like a happy hour type thing. The Chuckle Hut. Yeah. It's not, but it could be. But if like that's something you guys would be interested in, then that would give us more incentive to actually. If you guys all said, hey, because are they selling tickets for it? I'm not sure. I know in Atlanta they are.

I don't know how this one works because it is just like a bar, but I don't know how the Rudyard's thing works. Because basically. I don't even know if I'm supposed to say where it is. Yeah. So don't tell them. Yeah, don't tell them.

But here's the thing. So they reached out to us because I said I want to do more stuff with you guys because I just think we have a fun vibe right and um and they know we've kind of developed like a fun crossover audience yeah so what it was was um they they reached out to you and we're like hey would you guys want to do a live show with us at this bar in Houston? Initially, I was like, well, I don't know. Why would we? I thought they meant we open for them. Ladies and gentlemen, hey, you've been a great audience.

Here's PK and DK, everybody. Yeah, I don't know. I was like, well, our podcast, we don't have cool games and we don't have the mystery box. I don't know if we could do like a sell ticket in person like yeah and i understand a lot of podcasts just do podcasts live in person now that's a big thing yeah but i was just like i don't know i'd feel kind of weird about that and they're like no you guys would just be up there with us and like you know me denise and daryan and then you guys we would just be there to like chime in we'd laugh i would have no response i would have no responsibility of like,

hey, before they come on and do the mystery box, let me tell you about liberals. Like that wouldn't be that way. We'd all just be up there at the same time and just chill and shoot the shit. And I would just be there to add some dumb shit. And you know me, whenever I'm on stage, I light up the stage.

So I don't know if you guys would still come out there. We're not trying to piggyback on PKD. They invited us us and we're just trying to decide if we can make it happen wait a minute hold the fuck on mz0992 i'm not trying to piggyback off of anybody i've known pk for 15 fucking years denise is probably my best Okay. I ain't trying to piggyback off of shit. They asked and said, hey, do you want to come and do a thing with us? And I said, sure. Like I said, I'm totally because I like doing shit with them because I like the vibe. They do a better show than we do for being honest.

See, that's what my fear was. See, MWCell Grove, their fans would be all happy and having fun laughing and we'd be drunk under a Confederate flag trying to fight the liberals. Like our shit is so dark sometimes. I'm like, what are we going to talk about? They're so funny. But I can do it. But I can do that.

And they're happy, and they're good. But I can do that. I can do that. I'm a chameleon. I can blend in with anybody. I used to sit at multiple fucking lunch tables in high school. Multiple. If there was a group of Asians, I'd sit with them.

I could sit with the black kids. I could sit with whomever. It it didn't matter i'm a chameleon i know how to blend in so anyway we have to give them an answer at some point this week we haven't really i'm really annoyed by this person i want to fucking fight you okay piggybacking off anybody calm down you know what i say no i, I'm not going. Fuck it then. I ain't trying to. Because of that one guy. Yeah, just to prove that I'm not trying to piggyback off anybody. I don't need to piggyback.

I'm not making any money from any of this. It's just cool to hang out with people and go to Houston, visit some fucking friends. But you know what? I ain't doing it. Oh. You can let them know that Josh Ennis is out. I am out. I'm also out of Coors Light.

Shit. Now you got to switch to your other one. By the way, we're $97 away from another shot if you want Josh to calm down. Throw in those donuts, 97 more, and we get another peppermint vodka shot. Ain't nobody going to throw in any more on that. Nobody wants to see me hammered at 4 in the morning when I go to work. I think everyone does. Also, thanks to the Orioles for beating the Red Sox 10-0.

All I need is the Red Sox to win, you assholes. Ah, boy. Let me go get some of my other beer then. That's unfortunate. Oh, I can cash out for 14 cents. Thanks, FanDuel. 14 cents. There's a lot of fireworks happening outside, too.

Check on Luther. I'm going. I'm irrationally angry about that. Although he does pretty Luther I'm going I'm irrationally angry about that Although he does pretty well with fireworks I'm irrationally angry As usual PK is one of my best buddies and I love him As usual

You let one person You got that? I'm talking to you person Plus it doesn't seem that the Hurricanes are going to win And Sebastian Ajo is going to score a goal So that's another waste Son of a bitch I'll be back

But I did put a dollar on Al Horford to win NBA Finals MVP. So that's cool. Krilla Gorilla still coming through with another 20. You guys can just let Krilla Gorilla do all the donos. Help him out. We are now 77 away. Michelle, let me keep my tally going. 77.

77 away. He was the one who was like, oh, I don't want to drink today and i said oh we're drinking today and then he's like let's get on twitch so let's make him pay and make him do shots just my idea 77 away for another peppermint vodka i know i should have lit that dollar and five. That's why I did it because it was like plus if it wins, it'll win like $160.

I'm like, oh, fuck it. Why not? That seems funny. I also do still have my $4 wager in for the Texans to win the AFC South. So

that's fun. I felt really good about this four-leg baseball bet, but oh no, the Braves suck. Thanks to them. Not a good gambling weekend.

Josh is not off tomorrow, Clyde. Not at all. Oh, Trevor's got the Colorado Avalanche future. That doesn't suck. I'm kind of rooting for Edmonton, though. I like them. I don't know why Yeah the Panthers really shit the bed on that one Well then they got Claude Giroux

And look what happens Oh I was talking about the Panthers You can take the guy out of Philly Yep Oh Oh Oh come on Did you see that was so sad the guy out of Philly. Yep. Luffy! Oh, oh. Oh.

Oh, come on, Papa. Did you see? That was so sad. That was so sad. Hi, Luther. I just see a little paw sticking in there, like, hey. Oh, right. I guess we should say bye to the podcast audience.

Oh, wait. Can we talk about one more thing on the pod? What's that? Hold on. I also got to tell them about somebody. Who do I need to tell them about? Aqueduct Plumbing. Aqueduct Plumbing Company with Billy and Mary. They are the best over at Aqueduct Plumbing Company. If you need them in the Houston area, they'll get you taken care of. You know, one of these days, if I ever get rich

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It is Aqueduct Plumbing Company. Reach out to them. Thank you very much. Whoever moved into our old house is enjoying that aqueduct plumbing fix on the toilet, too, and the tub. So what was it you wanted to talk about on the pod? First of all, I want to point out that I don't hate Claude, as Trevor says. Not all Claude's fault. I know. I love Claude and Radco. I was rooting for him, but my goodness. Fucking Florida.

The other thing I want to talk about on the pod before we're done here is this fucking Jason Tatum, Kobe Bryant fucking love affair. It's not even a love affair. So apparently before the game last night, it was before game seven? Yeah. So he sends a text to Kobe's number and says like, I got this dog or some shit. I got you tonight or something. Like, go fuck yourself. And he had the Kobe.

Like, go bring in the dead guy and be like, hey, I texted the dead guy to help me win the basketball game. Fuck off. He had the Kobe armband on his arm, too, if you remember. But yeah, apparently he texted Kobe before the game to let him know he's got him tonight. He's got this. I'm going to tell you a little story, Jason. I know they have a relationship.

Like, they were close, whatever. But still, that's weird. I'm going to tell you something. Kobe doesn't give a fuck. He's dead. I have, like, a couple dead friends that's weird. I'm going to tell you something. Colby doesn't give a fuck. He's dead. I have a couple dead friends in my phone. I never text them. No, I refuse.

Now, there are a lot of dead people in my phone that I refuse to delete. I won't delete them, but I don't text them. They'll stay there, but I'm not going to text. I'm not going to text Grandma Edna, most notably because that was probably a burner phone because her number changed every five days. I always feel like you should, and I just want to see who responds. I will. Grandma? Grandma? Now I'm Jason Tatum. Like, grandma, my contract is up. I'm going to bingo tonight. I got this. I got this, grandma. Let me see. Edna. No, that's Eddie Martini. I'm

not going to. Grandma Edna. Eddie Martini. Grandma? Grandma, is that you? Let me see here. Let me see if I, should I text grandma? Is that bad form? I mean, that's my grandma. We're not actually texting grandma Edna. I'm aware, but like, do you think anybody got her number? I hope so.

So I shouldn't just say, I should say like, hey, what do you think is going to happen on Raw tonight? Like, hey, what happened on Raw tonight? I missed it. I haven't watched it yet, but what's the main event on Raw? Does anyone know so we can just be like, wow, did you see such and such happen on Raw? My mom texted me yesterday and was like, hey, your grandma would have been 82 today.

Oh, Grandma Edna. That's even better. It's sex happy birthday. Happy birthday? I feel weird doing this I mean yeah and I'm sitting here on twitch trying to entertain you bastards and I'm texting my dead grandma this is bad form

but I also have one that says grandma Edna and one that says Edna I don't know which one is which apparently Liv Morgan is about to wrestle Rhea Ripley so you should be like, Grandma, do you think Liv is hot? Grandma, how do you feel? Grandma? Grandma, are you a lesbian?

Remember when you texted your mom and asked if your grandma was a lesbian? I said, Mom, do we think Grandma was a lesbian? No. Like, okay. I'm not going to tell you that Dad thinks she was, because that'll just make you hate my dad even more. Again, throw in those donuts, guys. We'll do some more shots.

You know what? I'll stay up all goddamn night and roll into work at fucking 420. You keep throwing. As long as the donuts keep coming in, I'll stay up. I don't give a shit. More donuts. Did you text it or no? No, not yet.

Which one do you text? I assume Grandma Edna? I mean, remember, she had like new phone numbers every other day. That's why you shouldn't feel as weird about it because like, I mean, it's very possible she doesn't even have this phone number. Okay, Jesus, I feel like such a schmuck. We're just making fun

of this dude from the Celtics, Jason Tatum, texting Kobe. See, DShell says, I think you were right. The pod is much better off of Twitch, but the Twitch hangs are awesome in their own right. And that's why we're going to do both. We're always going to do drinking shows on Twitch. They're not going away.

All right, I'm going to just say, okay, Jesus, this feels awful. God, I have the phone number from the Grand Cinema saved in my phone. The Grand Cinema doesn't even exist anymore. Call it. I wonder if they kept the same number. You know what's amazing about this? Ask them what time Top Gun's playing. The Grand Cinema doesn't even exist anymore. Call it. I wonder if they kept the same number. You know what's amazing about this? Ask them what time Top Gun's playing.

Okay, hold on. Let me make sure we're... Okay, Jesus. You assholes better throw in some donuts to keep this party rolling. I'm just drunk enough to call this fucking shit. Hey, you know, how far are we from a shot? 97. No, wait, 77. I'm sorry, 77. Curly already threw in 20 more. So the Grand Cinema. Everyone's leaving Curly Girl out to dry.

77 more for the shot. There's 200 bits. How much is that, like two bucks? Yeah. Okay, so 75. So the Grand Cinema was a movie theater that was once called the Oak Cinema 8. And then it became the Grand Cinema, a very small movie theater in Bat once called the oak cinema 8 and then it became the grand cinema very small movie theater in baton rouge but then they renovated it eventually and it became a little bit bigger but the phone number is still in my phone i wonder if it shit should i call it yeah all right i'm gonna call it another 20 you guys are really hanging gorilla out all right uh 55 away all right let me try let me try should i call the grand like i i have so many dead people's numbers in my phone it's so bizarre i'm gonna try

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Someone- 69 bucks? Yeah, Carilla has put in another 20, and then Isla just put in 69. So we needed 55. So technically, M.W. Sogrove, what's the math? He'll help me out. Oh, God. Okay. First of all, we got to bring it into the podcast part. I thought we did.

No, it's too big. Well, you said you wanted to talk about Jason Tatum. I did. Okay, we did now, though. All right, all right. It was fucking weird. All right, you guys are great. We'll see you later, podcasters.