The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Brocktoberfest in July

Episode Date: July 31, 2022

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Check out Dr. Busby's blog. It is ToeGrips.com. This is the Josh Ennis Show. Howdy, everybody. Welcome in to the Josh Ennis Show. It's Josh and Jilly is somewhere and Luther is somewhere Luther, get in here! Get in here and get on your couch, it's podcast time

We gotta talk to our friends on the pod Get up there, Luther Luther, hey guys, everybody wanna see the Luther cam? Luther cam is here! Yay! There's a lot of junk on the couch. I do get naked in here a lot. So anyway, welcome everybody that is joining us tonight. Harold's first in tonight. First one in is Harold. Hello to Ariel. She is one of our, I believe she's the one that's from, she's a Nashville listener, right? Southern Belle. Yep. Hey, Josh, it's Ariel.

Today's my birthday, and I thought I'd reach out and say hello. Well, hello. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Ariel. Hi, Ariel. And, of course, Joe and Philly is here, and JJHead1 says, Hell yes, first time chat. Hello, friend.

Let's see, BuffaloBlizz. Come on, Luther. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. That a boy, Luther. Nasty Nate's here. Ninja Turtle 2021 is here. People are joining us tonight.

We've got some beer. There are shots that can be done as well tonight. Again, we tell you every time we do one of these drinking shows, it's Luther. Hold on. Let me get everybody in the shot at least, Luther. Luther, is it possible for you to chill at all we're just trying to do a podcast we're just trying to hang out with our friends is it possible for us to hang out with our friends anything no uh let's see uh nashville

is the land of summer slam yes it is uh we're gonna be at summer slam tomorrow so uh we got our tickets we're ready to go should be I don't know I don't want to be able to not see then why wouldn't you wear your glasses because I like how I look better without them I think you look great with glasses I wear glasses every day

I'm aware I wear them I wear glasses every day so you know what like you have no issue with you wearing glasses. You can wear glasses. You look nice. Everybody tell Jilly, she looks nice in glasses. You know how I feel virtually every chick looks better in glasses. And a lot of times chicks, like that, like that we were watching a crazy ex-girlfriend, right? And what's the girl, Esther, the comedian, the Jewish comedian that's on the show. Like she wears glasses,

like oversized glasses on the show, and she looks cute. She doesn't wear glasses. She doesn't look cute. Glasses really make, like, a huge difference in all of this stuff. But anyway, glad you guys are with us today. What are you doing? Luther, you are nuts. Dad, put my camera on.

Dad, put my camera on. Oh, God. Luther, you've already had your cod and everything you've eaten you've had your cod yep what are you doing crazy man you're nuts he's had hit everything you are nuts i say he pooped uh yeah i mean we've done everything you're done everything your collar's not on uh josh is that an eagles jersey over there yes nasty nate that is a hollis thomas jersey hollis and i think it was for christmas one year he just gave us all like tank jerseys it was it was a it was a fun christmas gift just tank jerseys and it became luther somehow he loves it he does like i

left it in here one day luther laid on it i guess he feels Tank's presence. It's like an authentic Tank jersey. So not a game worn or anything, but it is an authentic Tank jersey. Lou Rageous says, Jilly be sexy. Okay, I'm leaving. I'm hoping to hear or see this later. Love you fuckers. Okay, Lou Rageous, see you later. Let's see. Southern Bell says, Jilly, you look beautiful with glasses. I wear them every day, 24-7. Ariel says you look very nice in glasses. Maybe I'll just wear my glasses tomorrow. It'll be easier if it's not sunny, because that's my biggest issue, is I don't need to wear my glasses when it's sunny. It's like in twilight

and when it gets dark, I can't see. I'm at that point of LASIK 12 years later. I only need them at night, and I'm not bringing a bag to SummerSlam. I don't bring bags to events. People who bring bags to events, it's not smart. No, there are a lot. Here's the thing about women, bless their hearts. There are a lot of dumb ones. And I understand that men don't have to worry about bringing bags. So this is something that doesn't concern me, but dumb. I get it. Cause

it's convenient to have a purse. Like I would rather have my purse with me at like a sporting event because then you can have your wallet in your purse. You have your ID in your purse. You can bring your glasses. You can bring your lipstick like if i would have had a purse in the superdome at the saints game i probably wouldn't have lost my id but alas but i don't want to wait in the long bag line and a lot of places now even with a small purse they don't let you in unless it's a clear bag i had a friend who had to like leave a purse in the parking lot at cowboyboy Stadium in Arlington. Jerry World. Oh, yeah!

And she tried to hide it behind a light pole. She came back. It was gone. It was not there. Alas, t'wasn't to be. But no, I would much prefer to have my bag, but I'm not going to wait in that bag line and I'm not going to go buy a plastic see-through carry bag.

Mostly, I don't want to wait in the bag see-through carry bag. Nor should you have to. Mostly I don't want to wait in the bag line. The bag lines are always tremendously longer. Yep, don't blame you. Hello to our friend Spankitslap, and I think he said he's got the Arnold Palmers. He's down in Galveston. Look at you, Galveston.

Oh, Galveston, baby. JC says, Josh is right. Jilly in glasses is hot. I told you, Jilly. Jilly's fresh out of the shower So she's clean she's got her hair Kind of wavy she's got the glasses on She's bonable this evening The heat here is I don't have to dry my hair

What are you drinking tonight well right now I've got Coors I've got a Hodgepodge of things Because we didn't go to the store Well because we figured we were going to Rasslin tomorrow so we don't need to buy A ton of beer So it was kind of a let's finish what we have in the fridge Friday. Yep. And of course,

as you guys know, we do shots. We have our Sammy tequila over here. You want to see Jilly miserable. The goal should be to have Jilly just fucked for this wrestling match. No, it shouldn't. Maybe it should though. No. Because Jilly's No, it shouldn't. Maybe it should, though. No.

Because Jilly's like, I can't drink a lot tonight because I have to go to wrestling and I want to be fine for wrestling. Well, I'm sorry that last Saturday I couldn't do anything or move off the couch because we drank an entire bottle of tequila. That is also true. And as you mentioned last week. And some vodka, maybe. Halfway through, it's kind of an unfair advantage that you and I go shot for shot. Yeah, well, I mean, you make that choice.

So again, once we get to $100, we'll do that. Hey, you know what it'll be? Actually, let me see if the DonoLink's working. Let me check. Sometimes it does. Sometimes it doesn't. I don't think the DonoLink's working. What do we do?

I forgot what to do when that happens. You have to go turn that cloud bot thing off. Oh, no. Hold on, everybody. Talk amongst yourselves. We're going to let some more people join us before we start the Brocktoberfest festivities. And I don't even know if you can change it while we're streaming live. I don't want to start and stop.

I think we can. I think. I'm not positive on that. Do I have to do it through Streamlabs or Twitch? I don't remember. Streamlabs, probably, because Streamlabs controls it. Yep. So I guess I'm going to have to do it through stream labs or twitch i don't remember stream labs probably because stream labs controls it yep so i guess i'm gonna have to go to stream labs hold on everybody talk amongst yourselves oh boy now do you remember the password good lord i know this actually i might have saved it let's see if i saved it here oh boy come on come on stream labs

hot damn stream labs come on baby all right so then we go or is it cloud bot we go to cloud bot and then we go to commands and then don't own i think we turn it off right and then we turn it turn off the whole cloud bot too okay so where's cloud where is that i don't know okay so i'm gonna turn that off cloud bot oh i gotta turn it off do i have to turn it back on all right now now we'll see if it works look at me i'm starting to get this shit down and ace did Turn that off. Cloudbot. Oh, I got to turn it off. Do I have to turn it back on? There you go. All right. Now. Now we'll see if it works. Look at me.

I'm starting to get this shit down. And Ace did post the link to the Donos, by the way. But here you go. Does it work? Hey, it works. Yeah. Oh, wait. Look at us.

It put up some weird thing on there. Oh, there it is. Good. Okay. Where does it go to? No, nowhere. It takes us back to where it needs to go. Click it just to make sure. Okay.

Let's see. Here we go. Of course, anybody can feel free to test to see if it works. Okay. All back to where it needs to go. Click it just to make sure. Okay, let's see. Here we go. Of course, anybody can feel free to test to see if it works. Okay. All right, we're good to go. Thank you, guys. We love you. And all Donos tonight will be used at the wrestling match tomorrow.

You are supporting the cause by buying beer and pregame for tomorrow. Yes, the pregame festivities. Oh, she says, Josh, do you vape? No, fuck no. Not that I'm judging you if you do or not, but I don't give a shit to do it. It's not really my thing. When are you going to get the phone line going again?

Loved when you would do that on your couch. Well, yeah, that was just people calling our house. We don't have a landline, so I don't really need a landline anymore, and I don't want to give people my cell phone number and we sold mw soul grove the burner phone yeah so we don't really have anything to do that phone we don't need that luther we don't have a phone we don't have a phone buddy luther luther we don't have a phone do we have a phone? No, we don't. You're crazy. Well, that rhymes with another word.

That's the problem. That's true. And Luther's already become the codfather tonight, so there's not much we can do except just wait for Luther. We've got to ride this out. You may just go give him a CBD now. We've got to ride this bad boy out until we see what happens with Luther. Get a Skype number, says JJ. Yeah, I don't know that I feel like Skyping

with people all the time. It's a cluster fuck every time we try to set up a Skype, let alone having people Skype us while we're at it. We've been having pretty good luck with Skype, but yeah, I agree. Just people buzzing in would be obnoxious. Yes, it would. Wouldn't it, Luther?

Luther, you can relax, you know. We're going to be in here a while. We're podding. We got all sorts of Brock audio. We're ready to go. It's Brocktoberfest in July. Brocktober in July. It's Brocktober in July, baby.

So you just got to lay down a little bit. You got to chill. You got to lay down and just chill. That's all you got to do, Luther. I know I'm the star of the showdown. Oh, oh, chill. Oh, oh, oh, oh. This dog knows no chill. That's all you got to do, Luther. I know I'm the star of the show, Dan. Oh, oh, chill. Oh, oh, oh, oh. This dog knows no chill.

That's the problem. Are you the star of the show? Stang the man is here. Hello, Stang the man. We're just going to give people time to kind of work their way in. We'll wait a little bit before we get into Brocktoberfest because I want to make sure everybody gets their chance to get in to be part of the party.

The people just listening to this on the pod are like, what am I listening to? Yeah, oh, I understand that. But I get all that, but we're just riding this bad boy out. Let's see. Will Miguel make a cameo? I actually looked for the Miguel bit in this email, but I couldn't find any of it. All I have is an email that just says, wheel of Brock audio, and it's like 17 cuts from brock

osweiler so like ranging from like 30 like 10 seconds to two minutes of brock audio and parodies and everything so we are loaded with brocktoberfest in july audio if you've missed it it's all because brock osweiler has a new job he's gonna be to be doing what color, right? Yeah, see, I thought he was doing studio stuff. Oh, no. As it turns out, Brock is actually going to be a game analyst. Think about that for a second. That means that there's going to be a play-by-play guy, and that means that guy's got to call the down and distance

and all the plays and everything. Hopefully he doesn't like to talk because Brock's not going to let him. My guess would be that Brock, his shit, like his comments on one play will go seven plays long. Oh, yeah. Then it's a whole mess. Who made this decision? And is there something we don't know about Brock?

Has he changed at all? Based on what we saw on his cameo, he's still the same damn dude. He's still doing the same stuff. He still rambles on about nothing. I think this is going to be the greatest thing ever i really just want you to know like who saw this like who was watching brock at a press conference was like that guy's gonna make for good television like did we do this we might have i think we might have just wished it into

existence as i think we had made that joke a million times that like brock should be on one of these games and brock should be on the Manning cast and Brock should be calling a game. Yeah, and as it turns out, Brock's going to be calling a game. Brock is legitimately going to be a color analyst, and I'm guessing it's going to be on late-night, random Pac-12 football. That's what I'm thinking, which is great. Because he's got ties because he played at Arizona State, so I'd assume it's going to be Pac-12 shit.

So after a long day of watching football, you're blitzed. You've gotten so drunk that you're almost coming down and hung over by like one in the morning. And at one o'clock in the morning, there's going to be like an Arizona State, Oregon State game going on and Brock Osweiler is going to be doing the call and it's going to be fucking fantastic. Like nobody loves Brock more than this, than this crew right here, this show. Nobody loves Brock more. We are Brock supporters.

So we can't wait. Now Luther is over here. Luther, what seems to be the problem? Putting on a show. Luther, this is what we call putting on a show. Luther looks sad and pathetic. And then he pants a little bit. I mean, he's eaten.

He's gone to the Cod Squad. He's gone for a stroll. He's cleaned his teeth. He's pooped. He's done everything. And here he is just doing what he do. Luther, lay down. Somebody asked in here a second ago if they make dog gummies.

They make dog CBD. Luther takes it every day. There's a meatball form of make dog gummies. They make dog CBD. Luther takes it every day. There's a meatball form of CBD that he takes, and then we have one that we just, it's like a liquid form of it that he takes. So, I mean, we do all that now. Luther. So we ready.

I mean, unless he has more poop in there because he held that poop in for a while today. Yep. What do you need? Anyway. All right. Luther, lay down. Luther, lay down. It's not even that hot in here today.

Luther, I think you're putting on a show for all the people. Luther, we're about to kick into Brocktoberfest here for everybody. So I need my attention focused on Brocktoberfest. We've been given a gift by the gods, Luther. The gods have given us this gift. And this gift is Brock's return from exile. Nobody knew where Brock was. All we knew is that he made shitty cameo videos. That's all we know.

And then he stopped doing that, too. And so he fell off the face of the earth. He just took his $72 million or whatever he made and just rode off into the sunset. But now he's back to provide us with greatness, and we're trying to celebrate his entire body of work tonight, Luther, in a very, very important Josh Ennis show on a Friday night. And staying the man. He's already had his cod skin.

Yeah, that's the problem. I know, Luther. I don't know what we're going to do with you. Luther, I need you to chill. You must chill. Chill. Luther? This is why I don't think you can ever handle getting a new dog

when and if that day ever comes. Yeah? I don't know what you would do with a younger dog. Well, I'm trying to do a podcast here, Luther. I'm trying to do a podcast for my peeps. And they don't know. Like, look at this. He's panting now.

He's putting on a show. That's what I call this. It's called putting on a show. Luther, are you putting on a show? Are you putting on a show for the people? Maybe he doesn't feel good because we gave him noodles that were boiled in salt water. No, he's fine. Maybe we've given him pancreatitis.

This is where we are now. Well, I'm trying to avoid giving him human food because he's getting his blood work done in a week. Yeah. And noodles are fine to give him if they're not boiled in salt, but I boiled these in salt for our dinner. And so I only gave him like two, but then I don't know how many you gave him. I gave him like, I just took a couple of them and mashed them up and made them into a bunch of peas,

probably like three of them maybe. I don't know. Maybe he's hurting on the dinner. He's not hurting. He's not hurting. This dog is not hurting. He's putting on, see, this is what I deal with now.

Now it's like it can't just be, oh, he's just, you know, a little hot, panting, whatever. It's like it always goes to the most ridiculous thing. You know he's got pan deal with now. Now it's like it can't just be, oh, he's just, you know, a little hot, panting, whatever. It's like it always goes to the most ridiculous thing. You know he's got pancreatitis now. Well, because I didn't give him. He ate noodles 10 minutes ago, and now all of a sudden he's got pancreatitis. That was like two hours ago.

Yes, in a matter of two hours, Luther has developed dog pancreatitis from eating a couple noodles. He already has liver issues, so it goes faster. All right. Anyway, now, as we begin to celebrate. Jesus Christ. What? That's a donut-worthy, disgusting burp right there. You are nasty.

And now Luther's. That was you. You truly alarmed him. He was fine. No. This dog was laying there. We were about to start Brocktoberfest and then you burped and you woke him up. No, it wasn't the burp.

It was whenever you slammed down the counter there. Anyway, so Luther, like I'm ready. I got the Brock Osweiler Wheel of Sound, although I don't have a wheel. We don't have a wheel. But I do have sound and I have the Wheel of Fortune theme. So I've got two-thirds of the Wheel of Brock, just you know, not the wheel.

Do you think we're going to get redlined for the Wheel of Fortune song? does it really matter at this point? I'm not going to play it the whole damn time I've got Wheel of Fortune we're all ready to go party's about to start and what do we have over here?

maybe you need to move your shirts off his area. Maybe he likes to put his head there. He doesn't want your shirts off. Which I think we're up to like four or five shirts in here now that you just keep stripping. You're going to prop up his pillow. There you go. No? Luther, it is Brocktoberfest and you're ruining it for everyone. There you go. No. Luther, it is Brocktoberfest, and you're ruining it for everyone.

Luther, I'm now looking at you dead in the eye. This standoff's going to have to come to an end. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Red Hall brings up the tank jersey's usually on the other side of the couch. Well, go grab the tank jersey and put it on this side of the couch, Jilly. All right, so we've got the tank jersey. Let's see if he'll let Luther, if this is the answer, I swear. There you go.

There's your tank jersey, Luther. Go ahead. All right, Luther. Go ahead. All right, Luther. Good boy. Lay down. It's Brocktoberfest in July. We got a lot of audio to play. Luther. That didn't work.

Luther, it is Brocktoberfest, and the people, all they want is Brocktober. You see how this house is run. Luther. Luther, it is Brocktober. You see how this house is run. Luther. Luther, it's Brocktoberfest. Luther, it's Brocktoberfest, so. How is this still happening? Luther, how is this happening?

Now he's about to pant again. Luther, you, Luther. You're ruining this for everyone. He has to go potty. He does not have to go potty. We took him outside ten minutes ago. Julie, take him outside. Take him outside. I gotta man the ship.

Take him outside. I'll try, but he's not gonna go without you. You have to go potty? Luther you. You have to go potty? Luther, do you have to go potty? Let's go outside and go potty. You've got to take him. I mean, I said I would try. You've got to take him.

It's a huge show tonight. It's Brocktoberfest, and Luther's putting on a damn show. He's putting on his own show. He's gone rogue. Luther's in business for himself, as they say in the wrestling industry. Luther is in business for himself. Luther,

go outside. Fucking Brocktoberfest, man. You never know what's going to happen. It's like Rumspringa. Brocktoberfest, man You never know what's gonna happen It's like Rumspringa Brocktoberfest Just like Rumspringa Brad Hall says what we drink And well we got I got a Coors

I got what's left in the fridge I don't have much We're gonna have to rely on people Doing some Donos for some shots tonight And remember All the Donos tonight Go to a great cause. And that great cause is

buying beers at the wrestling show tomorrow. So best be ready for that. Best believe that. How is everybody, though? You guys good? Jelly has returned, which it's been very quick, so my guess is that... He wouldn't go outside. Luther wouldn't go outside. He just went and sat on the floor and then jumped on the chair, but the Verlandi man's dealing.

Well, you figured he would. Top of the fourth, one out, he's thrown 40 pitches. Well, he's doing well. And the Astros are up four to nothing well that's good news then that's good news all right then i guess we need to start brocktoberfest while luther is doing whatever it is he's doing i guarantee the second i start brocktoberfest the second i start brocktoberfest you know what's gonna happen luther's gonna go hey guys i'm back and i'm gonna bother everybody yeah oh yeah. I love him, but he's a monster. All right.

So I went through my old email today and found about, I'd say roughly seven, I mean, 17, 18, 19 Brock Osweiler pieces of audio. And I'm going to play all of them today. Some are very short. Some are not funny at the time. I might've thought they were funny and maybe you still do, uh, in terms of like parodies and bits and stuff. Like I've got everything Jim sent me from this.

Okay. So once again, it is the Brock Osweiler wheel of sound. Takes you back to like 2017. I'm really looking forward to a new Brock set. I think we're going to get some good stuff. Well, that's the hope. We're going to like, what can we run through our TV to record audio? Because I feel like we're going to need it.

I got to find something. We'll figure it out though. But anyway, Brock Osweiler, Wheel of Sound. So the first thing on the Brock Osweiler, Wheel of Sound, it just says Brock Beavis and Butthead. Brock Beavis and Butthead. Now, of course, it is Brocktoberfest. Yes, that is confirmed.

Thank you, Brock. So it is Beavis and Butthead. So I think this is when we took his weird laugh. I think it was a cough. No, this one wasn't a cough. I think it was kind of like, well, maybe it was a cough. I one wasn't a cough i think it was kind of like well maybe it was a cough i don't know we'll determine that but we took him and made him butthead in the intro from beavis and butthead Now keep in mind, we did...

Was that you doing a Beavis? Yeah. Wasn't very good. No. I'm aware... Okay, who else was going to do it? Do you think I was going to walk down the hall and be like, hey, AC, can you knock out a Beavis for me?

Ain't nobody going to do anything for me. I had to do the best I can. I used to do stuff for producer Kenny and his wacky bits. They'd be like, hey, can you just come do this really quick? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Because. Or for Michael Berry. Yeah. Because they expect us to do that shit. Nobody was gonna do anything for me. Not at 790.

It was me and Jim for ourselves. Alright. Now. This just says Brock on the water. Let's see. Stupid. That's very stupid. I agree with that. That is extremely dumb. Remember the story where allegedly Brock and Bill O'Brien got into a fight?

Yeah, and he was like, you only keep me because you need me. I really wish we could have seen that fight. I would love nothing more than to have seen that fight. I feel like what we can do one day when we have some time and we're bored is we can just take our Bill O'Brien clips and our Brock clips and kind of have them argue. See, and then we can make believe that this is what it sounded like. Yes, yes, yes. Now this one is just labeled Brock says he does not want to go into too many details, but then goes into too many details. That is confirmed. And it's without going into too many details, it's difficult to explain. But but you know what i mean by that is is we

are you know football is the ultimate team sport and we are so close to having all 11 guys being in sync on every single play and i think to be successful in this league week in and week out it takes all 11 guys every single play to be on the same page. And, you know, obviously we have a lot of young pieces that are contributing and big roles right now that are constantly learning week in and week out. And like I said, if we could throw up the film right here and I can have the clicker and walk you guys through, I think you would understand what I'm saying. But because of that, I have so much confidence in what we're capable of doing. Now we need need to go out there and do that and make those plays and have all 11 guys be in sync. But that's what we're striving to do in practice.

And I thought we got off to a great start today. I thought the energy was great. I thought the focus was really great. And like I said, we're so close to getting all 11 guys moving forward on the same page every single play and I think when that really happens obviously everybody's going to be able to recognize it and they're going to know what I'm talking about now keep in mind that when he said that is confirmed and and it's um without going into too many details it's that was five seconds in it was about a minute and eight total. It was a minute and 20.

It was a minute and 20 piece of audio. So that means the next minute and 10 seconds of this was just Brock Osweiler going into great detail on something he did not want to go into great detail on. So imagine now when his play-by-play guy says, so Brock, did you see that play? What do you think happened there? Oh. Well, without going into too many details and then like like it'll be the end like he'll go through two quarters explaining the same thing like brock

that play happened 30 minutes ago yeah what we just wrapped it up all right this one is labeled brock how to get into the playoffs ultimately to get into the playoffs you know one way to do that is to win your division and and coach has done a great job of explaining that to us. Now, in his defense, I could really see Bill O'Brien say, guys, you want to get in the playoffs? Just win your division. Guys, win the division. Coach has done a really good job of explaining that to us.

And Brock took that to heart, obviously. Totes. Hey, listen, Coach. He's done a really good job of explaining that my god that is great i just hey you know coach has done a really good job of explaining to it to get into the playoffs you know one way to do that is to win your division and and coach has done a great job of explaining that to us and just imagine them sitting down like bill o'brien aren't you assholes get in here. Have a seat. Bill O'Brien's here.

I coached the Patriots for a little bit. I coached Tom Brady. Sit your asses down. I'm going to tell you something. You guys want to know how to get into the playoffs? Like we used to do in new England. You win your fucking division morons. How about that?

And Brock was probably like, oh yeah, good. He's like taking notes. He's got a legal pad and he's in there like, okay, make the playoffs equals win division. Got it, coach. Or it would have been something like Bill was just being sarcastic, like, hey, do you assholes even know how to make the playoffs? You win your fucking division.

And then Brock was like, oh, good. I think this is going to be on the test. Yep. See, it was a subtle little note he dropped in there, and this is going to show up on a quiz at the end of class. See, and nobody else wrote this down, but I did. And I've got all the info. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

To get into the playoffs, you know, one way to do that is to win your division. And Coach has done a great job of explaining that to us. All right, this was just labeled Brock is ecstatic. I'm ecstatic. Anytime you can win a football game in the National Football League, there's no better feeling. And then when you add it being a road game, when you add it being a divisional game that was extremely important

to this team and the rest of our season, shoot, I couldn't be any happier right now. Shoot. Dad gum, I couldn't be any happier. Shoot, I couldn't be any happier right now. Clearly. That's probably what he says about his new gig, too. Yeah, well, there was a quote somewhere from him about it. Yeah, let me find it.

And it was a very lengthy one, not to be, you know, I know you guys aren't shocked by this, but it was kind of a wordy quote about the job. It was, and I was hoping to find audio of him actually saying it, but I guess it was just like a statement. It says, I can't wait to be part of this team at ESPN

and share the perceptive and passion I have for the game I love. Since retiring, I've thought about football every day, and I'm truly excited for this next chapter. You know, to be an analyst in the National Collegiate Athletic Association, working for the Entertainment Sports and Programming Network, this is a really big deal for me, and I'm just glad to be doing it. I'm excited for this opportunity. I know I keep saying this, but I want to know who watched Brock at the podium

and thought, this is going to be awesome, other than us. I think maybe everybody just turned them down. Is it a joke? Is it some sort of goof? Is that what we're dealing with right now? Did they hire, is it like Major League? Did they hire him to tank it? Is this like, you know, the Indians say, who the hell are these guys?

Pedro Serrano, who the fuck are these dudes? Maybe they did that because the owner of ESPN wants the show to fail. Don't play any more Brock without me. All right, so we have to take a break from Brock because Jelly has to see what Luther is doing. This would be a good time to remind everybody that you can make donuts. Every hundred dollars equals a shot. Now you know. Brad Hall says, did you see the one from ASU when he was joining the basketball team? No, but that

sounds pretty epic. I did see one from ASU where they beat Illinois and he's up at the podium. He's like, hey, do you guys know how many presidents come from Illinois? And they're all guessing. He's like, nope, you're wrong. Nope, you're wrong. Nope, you're wrong. So, uh, Jilly is making her return, which means

we can continue Brocktoberfest. He's going around like he wants more food and I put food in his bowl and he runs away. Well, I guess we'll have to see as we commence with Brocktoberfest. He's going around like he wants more food, and I put food in his bowl, and he runs away. Well, I guess we'll have to see as we commence with Brocktoberfest in July, of course. All right, here we go. This one is titled Brock Laser. Brock Laser.

The laser certainly was very distracting. I've never experienced a laser being shined into my eyeball during a football game, let alone a professional football game in the National Football League. So I think that was certainly disappointing. But at the end of the day, that's not why we lost the game. You know, that was just one small factor. But it certainly affected how I was playing and, you know, able to see downfield and whatnot. And, of course, we know it was Miguel.

Fooled again, Miguel. Like, that couldn, able to see downfield and whatnot. And, of course, we know it was Miguel. Fooled again. Miguel. Like, that couldn't have worked out any better for us. Like, the whole lead-up we did, the whole joke with the room service and Miguel and everything. And then, sure enough, someone is shining a goddamn laser in his eyeball in Mexico. And who else could it be?

I've never had a laser shined into my eyeball before, let alone in a National Football League football game. You said during a game. So, has he ever had it? Like, has he previously had a laser shineined into my eyeball before, let alone in a National Football League football game? During a game. So has he ever had it? Like, has he previously had a laser shine in his eyeball in another situation? He feels like the kind of doof that people would have just harassed by shooting laser beams into his eyeball. The laser certainly was very distracting. You know, I've never experienced, you know, a laser being shined into my eyeball during a football game, let alone a professional football game in the National Football League. So I think that was certainly disappointing.

But at the end of the day, that's not why we lost the game. That was just one small factor, but it certainly affected how I was playing and able to see downfield and whatnot. And whatnot. That impacted how I was able to see downfield and whatnot. The thing is, if I recall, I don't remember Brock playing much differently in that game. Well, because he sucked all the time. Fun fact about Brock, he sucked all the time.

So you got that going for you. What if tomorrow at SummerSlam they replace Brock Lesnar with Brock Osweiler? That'd be great. They're like, Brock said, I'm not doing this shit anymore because there's no more Vince McMahon. So guess what? We had to find a replacement from the college football league or college football broadcasts on ESPN8. Ladies and gentlemen, Brock Osweiler.

One Brock for another Brock. Yep, two Brock's, one cup. This one is labeled Brock Lethal Weapon. You know what this was i think so okay so there was a time when brock had like this like they scored and he had this really audible like yell so i think we we added that to a scene from lethal weapon i think that's got to be what this is do you really want to jump do you want it well then that's fine with me come on let's do it let's do it i want to do it i want to do it what do you mean see that was fun that was fun so if you didn't know

i guess that when the guy jumps that scream is brock was that when vanderbeer screamed, Houston, we have a quarterback? I don't know if that was the same play or not. It might have been because that was against the Colts, if I recall, and they came back and won. We were at that game, and we left. By the time we got home, the Texans had come back and won, I think in overtime. And that's when Vandermeer goes, Houston, we have a quarterback.

We didn't. Yeah, fun news flash. Do you really want to jump? Do you want to? Well, then that's fine with me. Come on. Let's do it. Let's do it.

I want to do it. I want to do it. What do you mean? Want to go up again? Let's go again. That's fun. let's see here i'm reading through some of this uh let's see brad hall i would love to find out that's true okay we've got a quarterback spanking slap it says houston we have a quarterback and i texted vandermeer i'm like you feel stupid don't you like that's and no one will ever forget that call. That's what sucks.

Because Mark's so good. Of all the calls, everyone will always remember, Houston, we have a quarterback. Well, I think he was caught up in the moment. Yes. He was caught up. Didn't he drop a Brock and roll, too? He might have. You know what that was?

That was the ultimate example of dudes banging a know, dudes banging a chick and like right in the middle of it's like, by the way, I love you. And then like right after you're like, they don't love each other. I don't love you. Don't you feel really stupid? That's what Vandermeer did that day. That was his big moment. Do you think Mark would ever come on this podcast?

Yeah. We should get him on and ask him what he thinks like Brock will be like as a color commentator. Here's the problem. He's not going to say anything bad. Can you just text him so that I know? I can't share it with anybody. I would like to know. And I don't want to speak for him,

but my guess is that he's going to think he's going to be terrible. That would be my guess. And I will not tell any of you that because I will not tell you my private conversations with my friends on the telephone. But I will tell you that if I had to guess, knowing what I know about Mark and what he

thinks is good, I would say that he will think he sucks or will suck. What if like Brock ends up being the greatest at this job? Like he's new Tony Romo. Like people forget all about Tony. Wouldn't that be something like he takes the world by storm? And it's like, we got to get this guy in the pros. And everybody's like, how the fuck did this happen? Forget Brady.

We don't want him anymore. Nope. Well, here's what we have decided. We've decided that Tom Brady does not need $50 million a year to call games. We're going to bring in Brock. Everybody, Brock's here. And then he becomes such a big thing. He becomes an analyst on Inside the NBA.

You're like, why did he take Shaq's spot no like he's like the uh like football chuck oh god wouldn't that be maybe he is maybe they'll let him cut loose and all of a sudden he's gonna be like the funniest fucking dude ever like all of a sudden like Brock's doing subway commercials and fan duel commercials and whatever other commercial Charles Barkley's in or it could be a weird phenomenon where for whatever reason the rest of the world thinks he's great, but he's still the same dude. So we're all sitting here like, what is happening? Are we in like some sort of weird like alternate universe? Yeah, it's going to turn into like, boy, like he's really thorough.

Like he really offers a lot. We're like, no, he doesn't. He offers nothing. He says so much to say nothing. Like this one. This one is labeled Brock, more of touchdowns. Job as an offensive unit is to score touchdowns and put together multiple drives that result in touchdowns.

And we struggled with that this year. I can't quite put my thumb on that, but I will certainly always stand up and, you know, point the finger at myself. You know, bottom line, you know, being the quarterback of this football team, having the ball in my hand every single play, I need to find a way for us to score touchdowns

and certainly a lot more of touchdowns moving forward. I think that's my favorite one. And I just really hope we get more of touchdowns on some broadcast this year. And certainly a lot more of touchdowns. A lot more of touchdowns moving forward. Not just more of touchdowns, a lot more of touchdowns. And certainly a lot more of touchdowns. A lot more of touchdowns moving forward. Not just more of touchdowns, a lot more of touchdowns. And certainly a lot more of touchdowns moving forward. You know what we're going to have to do?

What's that? Once we find out what game he's calling first. What's that? Is we're going to have to make a Brock drinking game. We're going to have to do like a watch along on Twitch. It'll be at like 1.30 in the morning on a Saturday. And we're going to be like, guys, what time is it? Yeah, it's 1 1 30 a.m

sunday morning and arizona state is playing cal and you know it's it's in the third quarter and we're like guys we're all getting hammered together and it's gonna be lit it's a gist we'll bring the tv in here and we'll bring our little tv and set it up over here and we will watch whatever that game is and and it will be glorious. All right, moving on. This one is labeled Brock Pagano. Oh, okay, this is the one where somebody asks him about, you know, the quarterback getting too much blame and too much credit. Because Chuck Pagano said something about it.

Yeah, so basically the lead-in is the reporter going, well, you know, Chuck Pagano said you might be getting too much of the blame and too much credit, and this is what it went. I understand what he's saying because I've heard so many coaches say that exact same thing before. Whether I was the quarterback or somebody else was the quarterback, I've heard that saying, and so I understand it. But certainly anytime, whether we win or lose, and we come in and we watch that tape on Monday, there's nobody who's harder on themselves than me. You know, I always believe that, you know, I can play better. You know, I'm striving for perfection every single week. And so there's nobody that's ever going to judge themselves harder than my own self.

But I can certainly understand what Coach Pagano is saying. Literally, the question is, do you think that the quarterback gets too much credit and too much blame? And he gives such a thoughtful answer to this question. Like, well, I have heard that before. All he has to say is, no, I get what Pagano was saying. It makes total sense. Instead, you get 40 seconds of... I understand what he's saying um you know because um i've heard so many coaches say that exact same thing before

i've heard so many coaches say this very generic benign statement and i agree with that sometimes the quarterback does get too much blame but then sometimes he gets lots of credit. And that comes with the territory of being an NFL quarterback in the National Football League for the National Football League's Houston Texans football team of the NFL. That's what it comes down to. All right, this one is, oh, we're getting towards the end of these clips here. Let's see, this just says Brock is frustrated. Frustrated.

You know, obviously my job as the quarterback of this team is to lead this offense to protect the football and to score points, score more points than the opposing team. And today we weren't able to do that. And like I said, I feel like we're very close to exploding as an offense. And I've been saying that it seems like all season long, but it's true. We are three, four plays away from changing multiple football games. And so because of that, I don't think we can get discouraged. You can't.

There's no time to get discouraged. I choose to believe that this clip is from like week 16. I've been saying all year that we're very close. Like, well, Brock, you're 15 games into it. I think it's done, friend. I think we know what you are. I also like how it's – But he led them to the playoffs.

That's true. You know, we're only like four or five plays away from being great. That's a lot of plays. That's a lot of plays to be away from being great, is all I'm saying. God, I'm so glad he's back. I know. I can't wait. I can't wait till we see what game he's doing first. It's like ESPN did this for us.

That's what I'm saying. I don't understand. Did someone who made this call, did they used to listen to our show and they're like, I've got a great idea. Guys, I know the guy. It doesn't make any sense. No, and it's like a gift. We have been given this gift. And it's not like he's a handsome fella like

Matt Leiner. You're like, okay, he's handsome. He can speak. Let's throw him on TV. No, this is a big gangly giraffe of a man who's not handsome and he's a doof. Where's he from wyoming i think he's a wyoming doof rock is like kind of the poster boy for doof he is he's like he's not ugly okay like he's a decent looking guy he's not hideous right well he's not matt leinert no but who is right he's a he's a decent looking dude he's not hideous he's not the guy that you see and you're like let's put him on tv i get that but like he's not popeye jones he's a decent enough looking guy

right so he's decent enough so like he's like typical like handsome idiot he's from idaho i know they're the same fucking place wyoming idaho montana the dakotas they're all the same fucking place there's 18 people and 4,000 billion bison. What does it matter? All right, I got one more to play for Brocktoberfest. This just says Brock parody is all this is labeled as. I think this is the Brock training video. That makes sense.

Which actually really works out well to culminate all this classic Brock audio. Discover quarterback training from the NFL's most overpaid and underperforming quarterback. Osweiler dancing in the pocket throws to Hopkins and it's intercepted by the Titans. It's the idiot's guide to obvious football things by an idiot. In this exciting videotape featuring Brock Osweiler of the NFL's National Football League team, the Houston Texans, who play in the NFL. Brock will go into great detail on the job of an NFL quarterback. Our job as an offensive unit is to score touchdowns and put together multiple drives

that result in touchdowns. Learning from Brock is like being in an NFL team video session. If we could throw up the film right here and I can have the clicker and walk you guys through, I think you would understand what I'm saying. With the growing concern for head injuries, Brock assures parents that the game is 100% safe. You know, I've never experienced, you know, a laser being shined into my eyeball during a football game, let alone a professional football game in the National Football League. While it may be safe, this NFL football game is

not for everyone. You know, if the National Football League was easy, everybody would do it. And once you've learned the tricks of the trade, Brock will show you how to get to that ultimate prize. Ultimately, to get into the playoffs, you know, one way to do that is to win your division. And coach has done a great job of explaining that to us that's right it's the idiot's guide to obvious football things by an idiot brock osweiler can help take you to the next level if you don't believe me just ask atlanta brave superstar fred mcgriff this is the instructional video that gets results act now and we'll throw an exclusive audio of nfl head coach bill o'brien explaining to to Brock how to make the playoffs. In the National Football League, it's about winning.

It's about winning. That's right. For only $19.95, you can own The Idiot's Guide to Obvious Football Things by an Idiot. Call now. Strong. See, we've really got to do this Bill O'Brien-Brock Osweiler audio mashup. I think so. I think that'll be the goal.

Yeah. We've got big goals. For sure. Big hopes. So there was one more. Oh, I just had the damn thing, and I accidentally X'd out of it. But there was one more piece of Brock audio in here. Let me see what it was labeled.

Ah, damn it. I don't know what it was labeled. But, oh, no, proof and fill. Okay. This is one that we, I don't know that we even played, but I saw it today. So Brock was asked when he got traded to Cleveland, he was asked by the Cleveland media people if he was good enough to be a quarterback in the NFL. Let's see here.

Lock out some outside noise. Trust your process. Believe in your process. Stick to it. And, you know, just believe in what you're doing and try to get a little bit better every single day. Brock, if you play the way you played last year in Houston, is that good enough to help this team win, or how much better do you need to be?

You know, I'm not going to compare the two situations because, one, they're two different teams. They're two different systems offensively how we do things. My sole focus right now is on this system, this team, and being my absolute best I can possibly be for the Cleveland Browns. But are you good enough to be a starting quarterback in this league? I mean, regardless of the system. Absolutely.

Why? I think the proof is in the film for the past two years. But some people would say the proof's not in the film from last year. That's okay. And he goes, that's okay. I like the laugh too. Like, the proof is in the film. The proof's in the film.

You were fucking terrible those two years. Why? I think the proof is in the film for the past two years. No, he never even actually played for Cleveland, correct? They traded him in Miami. And then I think he played a little bit in Miami. I forgot that he ended up in Miami. He had that like three week stretch and that's where Brock Tober came from.

Oh, fuck. That's great. Because he led them to like four straight wins or something ridiculous. I think the proof is in the film for the past two years. He's so cocksure about it. He's like, let me tell you something. Proof is in the film, dick. Hey, asshole, guess what?

Proof's in the film. Deal with it. Maybe you should go back and watch some of those games I played. Let us not forget that the great owner of the Houston Texans, a man by the name of Bob McNair. Bob McNair said I was basically a rookie when I went to Green Bay

and lost to the Packers in the snow. I was basically a rookie. Who's got a better record with the Texans? Brock or Deshaun? You know what? I'm thinking Deshaun. I don't know. Brock, well, didn't Brock team the playoffs twice or once? I think he only played one year.

I thought he was there two. Why? Maybe I'm wrong. I think the proof is in the film for the past two years. I think that, hey, why don't you go back and watch the film, Chief? Hey, what's your name? Steve? Hey, Steve, why don't you go fuck yourself and go watch the film?

Hey, hey, dickface. Hey, ass clown. Hey, go check that out. Well, yeah, why don't you go fuck yourself and go watch the film? Hey, hey, dickface. Hey, ass clown. Hey, go check that out. Well, yeah, you're right. It was only just one year of Brock, really. Man, it felt like so much longer. And I want to say Brock was maybe eight and eight or seven and eight or something, or eight and seven because he missed a game, I thought.

Well, he benched him eventually. But then they made the playoffs, and the third-string quarterback for the Raiders had to play or was that the third string quarterback played for the Raiders yeah I think it was I think they all kind of run together went on and then they lost the Patriots eventually ah that was one of those years I think so or yeah because I don't think they lost in the first round with Brock because like Brock played and I think won the playoff game against the Raiders. And the Raiders had, was it a dude from Penn State that was the quarterback, maybe? Some jabroni.

It wasn't like Matt McGloin or somebody, was it? It might have been Matt. Yeah. McGloin. McGloin. One of those dudes. Because remember there was a big talk because, like, O'Brien was the coach at one point at Penn State, obviously, and one of his quarterbacks was available.

Yeah, the Texans finished 9-7. They actually tied with Tennessee, but with a tiebreaker, they won the division. I think Brock didn't play a couple games, so I think his record was at 9-7. I think the team was 9-7, and I think he was like 7-7, maybe, because he didn't play every game. How about that? What a time it was, though. and seven and I think he was like seven and seven maybe because he didn't play every game. How about that? What a time it was though. So they did.

They beat the Raiders 27 to 14 in the first round. Was it McGloin? Was he the quarterback? And then they lost 34 to 16 to the Patriots. Yeah. And I'm guessing it's such a blur. I'm guessing Brock played that game. I don't remember. He did.

But you know what I miss? This is random. I can't'm guessing Brock played that game. I think he did. He did. You know what I miss? This is random. I can't believe he only played one season. I know. And then they were able to trade him in the offseason. It was a big deal. Now, another Brock thing. Somebody asked me and sent me a message about the Brock, the Assweiler can, right?

And a guy sent us a picture of the Asswiler can not that long ago and said that somehow he got a hold of and it's out in his backyard it exists he just has the asswiler can and i don't know what the hell happened to that picture it was a tweet i think and i don't know if i screenshotted it or not but uh yeah he's got that he's got that uh the asswiler can is not dead but uh it is just in some dude's backyard i still i have questions how it got there i really do well somebody from 790 gave it to him we were told that someone at 790 threw it out well i don't know that i believe that and that it was gone like i don't think someone went digging through the trash and was like oh i'm gonna take the

assweiler can someone gave it to him but why would they still had it that's the that's the baffling part. Where was it? I don't know. I have to figure it out, though. Never found that drop again, though. No, that's the only one. Ace Gilmore says it's 55 and raining. Bill O'Brien, it's 50 and rain. You have that on the other computer.

Yeah, I know. I've got to get all those on this computer, but I found that the other day. I mean, John, 50 and rain. John, that's certainly one that we do have that is one that we are in possession of right now yes and we i found some classics that i can you know load into here and if i had the clicker i'd show you guys i could walk you through i could walk you through it if i had the clicker but i don't have the clicker ah boy did somebody saying that there was a fight at a pizza place or something i just saw something on tmz got pushed from behind and didn't fight back what the hell are

we talking about i don't know i need to find these things out i need to know i don't know i don't know gotta figure it out though i'm so disappointed we never found that i know that's that's what i'd like to have back you know but like when you fired, and here's one of my bigger issues, is I didn't have like a Gmail back then. So it was either Jim would send stuff to my Yahoo mail, or it would go to our iHeart mail. Well, once we got fired and they shut down my iHeart email, all that audio went away, so I didn't have it anymore.

So I lost a lot of stuff that way. I've learned my lesson. Yeah, because for the longest time, we'd always tell you, I think Jim told you the same thing, like, you can't just save stuff in your station email because the second they fire you, it's all gone. And it was. But it is gone now. There was a lot of shit we had that was gone.

And that's something that I kind of regret. Because the same thing happened to you at WIPay. Yeah, I lost a lot of stuff there too. You should have learned from that one. But I didn't. I don't learn things. Fortunately now I don't do anything good enough to keep. So that's not an issue. Like I'm not going to look back on anything and go, hey, remember that bit I did in Nashville? Actually, no, neither do I. So it's not like there's anything that I'm going to look back on and go, that was worth sending out to people. But I did

but we had a lot of those with me and jim like i have some stuff that is that is in my email but i don't have nearly as much as i should have because we did some fun shit me and jim and you did at wip it was what it was you know some was fine but like there was a lot of memorable shit that happened at the um at 790 and then you know what are you gonna do did you guys see the story about the um i mean you guys probably all follow out kick so of course you saw it but there was a uh a story about this this representative that was playing in this this congressional softball game some heavy set broad from uh california and apparently she flipped off the Republican dugout after she got out.

This little hefty girl. And oh boy, this really hurt the vagina of Clay Travis and his friends that read Outkick. This really upset them. Yes, the same guy whose slogan used to be, don't be a pussy, is angry and sad that some fat woman flipped off the dugout. Yes. The same people who have Trump went up to a podium and shit on a child. They'd be like, Hey, you got to learn how to deal with it, bro. Back in my day, I got shit on too. My dad literally shit on my face. The same people that get worked up over that shit and would be all like, yeah. Or like, can you believe that

she flipped them off? What horror, what a horrible cunt. What a terrible person. Yes, the don't be a pussy people. The I'd kill for some mean tweets these days are the same ones that are butthurt over some fat woman flipping off some Republicans. Yeah, but they'll tell you they're only doing that because that's what the other side does. Well, here's the thing. You don't have to be pussies like they are. They're pussies. Totally.

They bitch and whine over everything. You'll be badass as if the Republican people would just be badasses and say, we don't give a fuck. Like, cool. There was one time. Remember the first time I ever fucked with Missanelli was a time that that whole thing went down where the dude from the Giants, Victor Cruz, got hurt in a game against the Eagles. And Missanelli tweets something like, why don't you dance to that? Because Victor Cruz used to dance a lot, you know? Yeah, he's salsa.

And then he got hurt on that play. And then like front page of the New York Post said filthy because it looked like there was some McDougal cheering that the guy got hurt. When in reality, I had no idea if the guy got hurt. It was just a one picture and they were fucking with this dude. It was terrible. So Missanelli goes on the air or tweets like, won't you dance to that? And that tweet made like the front page of the New York Post or something. So I went on the air and I was a pussy and I was like, oh my God, can you believe this

guy did this? Oh my God, can you believe this guy did this? Oh my God, what a piece of shit ripping this guy is hurt. And Andy goes, you realize that that's the kind of shit you do. So if you're ripping him for doing that, then you're basically ripping yourself for all the shit you do. So like, it doesn't like rip him for other shit that you don't do, but like, you know, that that's an overreaction. Like the guy didn't do anything wrong. It's just people being overly sensitive. So don't join the fucking mob and be overly sensitive about it.

And I'm like, you're right, Andrew Bloom. Good point. You're right. But like these dudes, like I fucking hate outkick with a passion. Can you hand me a beer before you go into the room? Just a fucking passion. I hate these guys. And again, I know it's easy to say, oh, it's because they didn't put your podcast on.

No, but they were, oh, sorry, Joey. But they were different at that point. This is before Clay became like dime store Rush Limbaugh, like dollar store Rush Limbaugh. And it was just dudes doing a sports thing and they were calling out hypocritical athletes. And I was like, oh, I kind of dig this. Before it became like, they became whining cunty

people and to me that's what outkick is they are the voice of the whiny cunty republicans not everybody is a whiny cunty republican but they are like the face of whiny cunty republicans and if you're really like angry or upset that some fat woman republic democratic representative from california flipped off the dugout. Like, get the fuck over yourself. You're just whiny assholes, and you're no better than the people you claim are whiny assholes. So be better. Go do something else.

Don't bitch about it. Oh, but we got to because they think they can get away with everything. So we got to be the ones that tell them they can't get away with everything, and there's double standards. No fucking shit, dick fuck. There's double standards everywhere. And they fucking suck. Double standards fucking blow.

But you know what? It's the reality of the way certain things are. And you getting on there telling people to not be pussies, then being a pussy, that's rich. So congratulations. I don't even know if my hate for them is irrational or if it's totally rational. Because essentially what they've got is they are like Dollar Tree Rush Limbaugh. And like, but without talent. Like, I don't think anybody associated with them has talent.

I don't think Clay has talent. I think Clay is just a shit disturber. I think it's time that you unfollow all these OutKick people. I do. People, I don't follow them. They retweet it. Like, it gets retweeted and I'll see it. Like, I do follow one guy that does them. They retweet it. It gets retweeted and I'll see it. I do follow one guy that does their sports show here locally, but the one that's Outkick

360, which I guess isn't the political thing. It's hard to differentiate, but I don't follow Clay. I don't follow any of these people. I don't think I follow the Outkick dude that nobody that gets on there and bitches about shit. I don't think I follow any of these people. If I do, I'll go unf, follow them. Cause I went through like purged, like a couple months ago. I'm like, I ain't following any of these fucking political people unless they follow

me. In which case I don't want to lose a follower who would want to do that. That'd be just bad for business. But like, for the most part, I try not to follow political people except Lenny. I can't abandon Lenny. Lenny's hilarious. hilarious he is so i follow him uh but i don't really follow a lot of political people because i think they're all fucking lunatics and they put me in a bad mood i already wake up in a bad mood most days but what i really don't need is to read political shit on the internet and get in a bad mood like i didn't go seeking out this story about the fat woman that flipped anybody off it just ended up in my feed and that's truly the only place that the story has been, though,

because I saw nothing about this. I bet you most people listening have no fucking clue what I'm talking about. But I saw it on OutKick, and I'm guessing it was a big talking point on the Clay and Buck fucking abortion, which is fitting that they're anti-abortion, yet that show's on the radio.

Fitting. That's your favorite joke. It is. I'm going to go back to it again and again. You've done it at least four times. And if I had the clicker, I'd show you the art of that's your favorite joke it is i'm gonna go back to it again and again and if i had the clicker and if i had the clicker i'd show you the art of that shitty joke and i would let you know how it breaks down we could look at the film but i'll tell you i'm all for that but like and i know that a lot of our people in here like probably listen to this and they're like oh you're just an asshole or oh i like claim but i don't know who can listen to that and take

pleasure from it because it's just two whiny white dudes. Like it just comes across as hey why can't we say the n-word too type of shit. It's basically what it comes down to. JJ Head says Limbaugh was hilarious. He was clever. Travis is just lazy and angry. I agree. Now especially early Rush. Early Rush

like was a satirist. It was really good. A great satirist and a solid radio personality. Clay is not. While we're talking about Rush, I don't even know why you attempted to DVR this fucking vice dark side of the 90s about Rush Limbaugh. Sure, like, so it's that series

Dark Side of the 90s, and, like, on this episode, it's why the Tamagotchi was the devil, like, that type of thing. Well, one of them was about Rush Limbaugh and, like, the birth of hate radio or some shit. i'm like all right i'm interested i'm curious to see what they say and um jilly goes all right let's see how long you can watch this without turning it off and deleting the the dvr and i forgot what they said at some point but like it was about 20 seconds in and it's like rush limbaugh is the one person that separated this country more than

anybody like I've had enough goodbye I don't even like Rush Limbaugh but I'm like Jesus fucking Christ like yes Rush Limbaugh destroyed the world you caught it Rush Limbaugh is the reason why everybody's fucking it might have been something about like like white supremacy in there too like I believe race was brought into it like within 30 seconds well it was like that uh like when we watched I didn't know that when we watched the uh the the 1999 woodstock movie that we were going to just get ambushed with white people suck commentary the whole time like they hide that shit they do it well you're watching like oh this looks cool shit's on fire and whatnot i'm gonna watch the woodstock 99 documentary right

then you turn it on and the whole fucking thing was about how white people are terrible. And I'm like, I didn't sign up for this. I don't want to watch this about how terrible white people are. This is dumb. Fuck you. Should we end the podcast portion of this? Sure. Why not? I can do that.

Well, it's an hour five. So it's going to be long for God. I will edit some of that out anyway from earlier today. I'll edit some of the pod of the, you know, trying to reason with this terrorist over here. But we'll edit some of the pod of the you know trying to reason with this terrorist over here uh but we'll edit some of that out whenever I do post it but anyway goodbye