The Josh Innes Show - JIS Classic: Big Booty Hoe

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

Here is audio from the J&R Show. I'm not sure about the year. It may be 2012. The thing about this show is we could find humor that wasn't on the surface. This was segment in which we were listening to some mindless audio from a locker room press conference. In the background you'll hear a guy yell "Big Booty Hoe"...and we have a segment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

But Matt Slauson spoke with the media about this today, and here's what the guy who delivered the hit had to say. You know, so I'm fortunate, but, you know, it happens. Did you think the block was legal? Oh, absolutely. I mean, I wasn't trying to hurt him, obviously. I must have just caught him by surprise. But, you know, unfortunately things like that happen. Is there an area where that type of block can be done, like inside the tackle box, a certain distance from the field? I just don't know. I don't know.

I'm told to cut on the backside of an eight-hole outside zone play, so I'm going to cut. That's a technique thing that's taught exactly the way it is. Rick pointed out that the Texans do it on the side running play. How widespread is it? Every coach I've ever had is taught to cut on the backside of an outside zone play. So, you know, I don't know why this is a big deal. You know, I feel bad that Cushing got hurt. That wasn't my intent at all.

But, you know, I got to do my job. You know, I think is tomorrow the day that the NFL comes out with any kind of fines or disciplinary measures for the previous week's games? I think it is. I'd be shocked if he's not fined because I found it interesting there when he basically said, I don't know what's legal and not legal. I don't know if you can do it in one part of the field and not on another part of the field.

Where, you know, I mentioned yesterday, Jerome did a good job on Kron.com laying it out word for word exactly what is legal and what's not legal. And it was clearly outside the tackle box, which makes it clearly an illegal block. And I don't know, he's very matter-of-fact. I don't know what the big deal is. Well, the big deal is the guy's done for the season and needs surgery because you're an idiot. And the Texans, though, have been very ho-hum, especially Gary Kubiak. And I don't know if it was you that said this yesterday, but because they also cut block a lot.

Right. But in a specific area in the box, and as Gary mentioned yesterday in his availability, when you are blocking back toward your own goal line, apparently there's a differentiation there as well from legal to illegal. Gotcha. I'm not going to claim to have any real clue about the rules of that. I'm much like those reporters that were like, genuinely, we don't know, so what does it mean? From watching it in live action, it didn't look dirty. You had to go back and kind of watch it to see what happened, to see if it was dirty or not. It's one of those type of deals. Did you notice during that sequence that there were people yelling in the background, like

players? Well, yeah, it was a locker room. Well, sure, but try to make out what the guy yelling in the background says. Do I really want to? Well, just try to make it out. guy yelling in the background says. Do I really want to? Well, just try to make it out. Two chains, big booty ho. Every coach I've ever had is taught to cut on the backside of an outside zone. Now, here's my question.

I think he said two chains in there, two chains as a rapper. Did he say something about a booty hole? I doubt it. No, I think he did. Two chains, big booty ho coat either that or like a big booty ho i don't know what he said booty ho he said big booty ho so somebody in the background yells two chains big booty ho i don't listen i'm just telling you what it sounds like that's what it may be what it sounds like but we don't know what he said. This is not white noise we're hearing here.

No, but it's background enough and garbled enough that you can't be sure. Okay, hold on. Wait a second. I got it. All right. I figured it out. They are saying 2 Chainz, Big Booty Ho. Because I'm looking at Perez Hilton, and excuse me for being a little bit behind the times, because this is a story from, like, August, but it has something to do with a big booty ho.

I've got to break it down, but someone did yell, two chains, big booty ho. Well, what do the chains mean? Well, two chains is a rapper. It's a guy's name. He just calls himself Two Chains because, if you'll believe this, he wears two chains. Incredible. So he calls himself Two Chains. I don't believe it.

Oh, well. Two Chains, Big Booty Hoes. You don't even know what that's what he's saying. It's exactly what he's saying. Two Chains, Big Booty Hoes. Maybe. Maybe. It's right there.

It's not open for, this is not open for interpretation. Sure it is. No, it's not. Of course it is. Then you tell me what you think he's saying. I don't know what he says. Well, take it again. Two Chains, Big Booty Hoes. Could be. sure it is no it's not of course it is you tell me what you think he's saying i don't know what he says well take a good chance big booty ho could be i'm not saying it isn't but i'm also saying you can't know for sure wait a second i got it it's lyrics from a song i apologize for not knowing

these lyrics beforehand it is a song it's birthday song lyrics it's's 2 Chainz and Kanye and it says all I want for my birthday is a big booty ho. 2 Chainz, big booty ho. That's what he's saying. Sounds like it. Now it does? Now it sounds like it. Now you've confirmed it. Well, yeah, you've confirmed it. Now here's 2 Chainz's verse on this song

now. It says, she got a big booty, so I call her big booty. Break. Skirt, booty break skirt skirt moving cooking to it break i'm just telling you that the song is a two-chain song and two chains big booty ho that way so in the background like you're there so matt anything goes apparently in that jet's locker room uh so matt um listen we wondering, can you break down that play? Did you think it was dirty? You know, Matt, how do you feel about that play?

And in the background, 2 Chainz, Big Booty Ho! 2 Chainz, Big Booty Ho! In other words, please put on the musical selection I've chosen for the... Yeah, that's what they want to hear. Yeah. I think that's exactly right. That's the way you request music in an NFL locker room. I'm okay with it.

Blue Chain, Big Booty Ho. You know, like on radio, people call up and they're like, Hey, I want to hear 2 Chainz, Big Booty Ho. And you've got it right here on 97.9 The Bucks. So has anyone, have any of you heard this song? I actually don't know the song. I know both Kanye and 2 Chainz. I do not know the song.

2 Chainz, Big Booty Ho. Ah, that wacky Jets locker room. By the way, Rex Ryan today, when asked about the quarterback position, did you guys see this quote? Rex Ryan today, when asked if Mark Sanchez will remain the starting quarterback, because you know in New York it's all about Sanchez, Tebow, Tebow, Sanchez, quote, I'm telling you right now, he's our starting quarterback this week. Wow.

Follow it up with, what do you want me to say? He's our starter. He's our starter this week. I know someone that will know the answer to this question. Yeah, we've got to break. Hold on really quick. We'll do it after the bottom of the hour. Wing stop nickel hour.

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