The Josh Innes Show - JIS Classic: Brock Can Confirm This

Episode Date: May 30, 2025

Back in the afternoon days of the 790 show, we really had a great time. One of our favorite targets was Brock Osweiler. This is the origin of the "Yes, that is confirmed" Osweiler drop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Let me talk to this person really quick. Bill, what's up? Well, man, now you've got me chewing. Okay, so I'm chewing a freaking Jack in the Box taco. Yeah? Why? I'm sorry. So, okay, so it's 2.44 or like freaking 2.41 in my time because my clock on my car is like six minutes fast. Why don't you just reset it? Because it's like stupid. It gets me on places on time, right? Okay. So you know you're going to be late. So you set the ice. That's a solid strategy. It's a solid strategy. And screw the like authorities

who think that they're going to hammer me for being late. So I got to do that, right? Yep. So I'm like, in a very stressful job daily. What do you do? Technical repair on like machines that everybody thinks is the most important thing in their business. So like when they go down. By what? Like explain that to me. For someone who doesn't know, explain that to me.

Okay, so like a machine that processes mail for other customers, like the machine breaks, and like all of a sudden I'm losing $8 billion per second. Wow, so you're the guy that fixes that? Yes. You sound like the guy I'd want fixing that. What's that? You sound like the guy I'd want fixing that. Yeah, no, you'll have to hear the rest of the story to understand that. So I got a boss in Dallas. He's a dickhead. And you know, so whatever. But, oh, my point is, is like that.

So I finished my work today and I have to stop at a certain liquor store, pick up some libations and like I'm driving home and I'm going like okay so what's for lunch I'm going like you know I'm gonna do some lunch I'm gonna do like buffet Chinese buffet I love the Chinese buffet Chinese buffets my favorite yeah I was gonna do that so I'm out here in the area of Stafford Sugarland I'm going like you know what look it's 244 minus six so it makes it down or whatever whatever that man 38 I'm going like, you know what? Look, it's 244 minus six. So it makes it down or whatever. Whatever that matter 38. I'm going, you know, screw that. Josh is coming on 3pm. I'm not

going to be sitting in a buffet somewhere. I'm going to go to Jack in a box to get my six tacos for $3.23. I'm sitting in the parking lot. I'm gonna chop on those bad boys so that I can catch Josh when he started. So anyway, I just wanted to share with you the effect that you've had on Houston Radio. Look at that. That's the singer. The impact I've had is that because you didn't want to miss the show, you could have had a delicious Chinese buffet.

That's right. But instead you said, I'm going to go to Jack in the Box, get $6 worth of Jack in the Box tacos, a little Soty Pop, and I'm going to listen to the Josh Ennis show at 3 o'clock. Exactly. You got it, my man. You the brother. I appreciate it. What time does your clock say right now?

It says 3 16. I see. Okay, then. Well, Bill, good talking with you, buddy. Spread the word. Cool, bro. Got it. See you.

Dave's not here. What the hell? Dave's not here, man. Dave's not here, man. People on Periscope want to know if that guy was bombed or stoned. I also like to know what like billion dollar stuff he's repairing. Like the post office. Yeah, like I'd like to know what exactly it is he does where he takes the time out of his day to go to Jack in the Box, eat a couple of tacos and listens to the show.

But okay then. But we're rocking and rolling here. Glad you're there this afternoon. Let's do this. So Brock Osweiler spoke today and one of our favorite things to do is listen to the whimsical ramblings of Brock Osweiler and then make fun of it. Because Brock Osweiler is well known on this show as a guy who over explains everything but actually says nothing when he does it.

You said somebody compared him to a Disney character? Yes. Somebody said, like, it was, what you said is this person described Brock Osweiler as a guy who sounds like he's doing Disney promos. Like, coming up next on Disney Channel, that type of thing? Yep. Kind of sounds just whimsical. Like, he doesn't sound stone. Whimsical, that's a good word.

I know, I think it's a great word to describe him. He's just kind of got this naivete, this kind of, well he's adult, I mean he's not very sharp, and he's whimsical, just kind of whimsical. So I haven't heard what Brock had to say today to the media. You've given me a list of Brock Osweiler audio. Now one of the things that he talked about earlier in the week was saying that they were three or four plays away in games.

So somebody in the media asked Brock Osweiler about those three or four plays and whether or not he could confirm if that was true that they missed just three or four plays and they would have won. As if really anything can prove that. But this is Brock Osweiler today. Yes that is confirmed and it's without going into too many details it's difficult to explain, but you know, what I mean by that is, is we are, you know, football is the ultimate team sport. Oh, so we're gonna start there.

We are so close to having all 11 guys being in sync on every single play. And I think to be successful in this league, How do you do that? Week in and week out, it takes all 11 guys, Oh! Every single play to be on the same page. And obviously we have a lot of young pieces that are contributing and

big roles right now that are constantly learning week in and week out. And like I said, if we could throw up the film right here and I can have the clicker and- No, don't. I think you would understand what I'm saying, but- Okay, I will. Because of that, I have so much confidence in what we're capable of doing. Now we need to go out there and do that and, you know, make those plays and have all 11 guys be in sync. But that's what we're striving to do and practice. And I thought we got off to a great start today. I thought the energy was great. I thought

the focus was really great. And like I said, we're so close to getting all 11 guys Moving forward on the same page. I've heard this already and I think when that really happens Obviously everybody's gonna be able to recognize it and they're gonna know what I'm talking about. You have four games left It's two-thirds of the season. It's over if it hasn't happened now. It's not gonna happen It's truck Month at GMC. Tackle the open road with added confidence in a 2025 Sierra 1500 Pro Graphite at 0% financing for up to 72 months. With an available 5.3 liter V8 engine, 20 inch high gloss black painted aluminum wheels, off-road suspension with available 2 inch factory installed lift kit, plus a

towing capacity of up to 13,200 pounds you'll be ready for anything this truck month truck month is on now ask your GMC dealer for details But what I love is the very How would I describe his initial answer when they said asked him whether or not he could confirm? Uh-huh. Yes that has been confirmed. Yes that is confirmed. Like that sounds like something like, you know, a media person goes There are reports out that President Kennedy is in fact dead. Can you confirm that? Yes, that is confirmed It's impossible to confirm because there's many variables you could have run a play perfectly Against a team and still not have scored or drop the pass or a guy could have caught it. Then fumbled at the one. There's no way to actually confirm whether or not those three or four plays cost to the game. Ain't no way. There's

no way to do that, but it's so good. Yes, that is confirmed. Yes, that is confirmed. That's the shortest thing he's ever said by the way ever. And then he follows that up with a minute and 10 seconds of describing what an offense has to do to be successful, which he does every single press conference. I see people on Periscope right now commenting. I will say this, that if he has a good four games, I could say that he's the basically rookie of the year. Basically rookie of the year.

He's basically the basically rookie of the year. Basically rookie of the year. He's basically the basically rookie of the year. Can you confirm that? Brock, can you confirm that? Yes, that is confirmed. Can you confirm the reports that Lane Kiffin is going to be the coach at U of H? Yes, that is confirmed. Brock, can you confirm whether or not Brian Erickson called me into his office today to bitch at me?

Yes, that is confirmed. Can you confirm whether or not our listeners should just inundate Brian Erickson with emails and really make his life miserable today? Yes, that is confirmed. Okay, Brock Osweiler has confirmations everywhere. I mean, Brock, you can confirm virtually anything. Anything. Can you confirm that Tom Herman lied to his players about whether or not he was leaving

to go to Texas? Yes, that is confirmed. I see. Listen, if you need, listen, 713-212-5790, if you need Brock Osweiler to confirm any reports, any questions you may have, 713-212-5790, Brock Osweiler will confirm it for you. Can we confirm, Brock, can I confirm that you'll confirm anything that anyone needs to know? Yes, that is confirmed.

So, if you want to call up 713-212-5790, Brock Osweiler has every confirmation you need. It can be a question about anything. You just need to ask him and Brock Osweiler will confirm whether or not it's true. Yes, that is confirmed. So we'll do that. Now, because somebody said that Brock Osweiler, and do you remember where this came from? I saw it on Twitter. I don't remember who it was.

I should have wrote it down, but I didn't. So somebody said that Brock Osweiler sounds like a guy that does Disney commercials, right? So Brock Osweiler and Disney. So we said, why not put Brock Osweiler in a Disney type moment. Kind of like the the Super Bowl stuff when a guy wins the Super Bowl and you get the... Just like that. You know the when you wish upon a star. He's very whimsical and everything he says is very optimistic, very hopeful. So give me a little a little Brock Osweiler optimism mixed with some Disney here, please, Jim. When you wish upon a star, make no difference who you are.

Anything your heart desires will come to you. And like I said, I feel like we're very close to exploding as an offense and I've been saying that it seems like all season long, but it's true. He's very optimistic. Very. This Brock Osweiler has, he has optimism. He has optimism just pouring out of his ovaries I tell you. And optimism.

He's got so much optimism that it borders on optimism I tell you. 713-212-5790, let's see if anybody needs confirmation from Brock Osweiler. Andy, get confirmation from Brock Osweiler. Yeah, Brock, I just want a confirmation that you will not be accepting your checks anymore after every game that you suck. Yes, that is confirmed. No, I don't think that's true. Now I think he's a Tom Herman level liar. You know damn good and well he's accepting that check. See now Brock's a liar. See, I always, I viewed him as kind of a simpleton, kind of a hayseed, but I never viewed him as a liar.

But evidently Brock Osweiler is a liar now. All right, Jim, get confirmation from Brock Osweiler. I want to ask Brock if he can confirm I just nailed my math test. Yes, that is confirmed. Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that. Did you say nailed your math test? I'm getting confirmation from Brock Osweiler. He had to turn his radio up there so as to hear himself on the radio. I'm not going to lie, sometimes I do that. Really?

Sometimes I have the ability to go back and listen pre-delay over the air. Oh yeah. So I can go in and hear what it sounds like just to see how levels and everything sound. So I know how he feels. Sometimes I just flip over to listen to myself talk and say, boy, that sounds good.

But really, it's something very technical. It is. You're professional. I know, but I need affirmation. Gotcha. But if you need confirmation on anything, Brock Osweiler will give it to you. Jeff, get your confirmation from Brock. Yeah, I wanted to ask Brock Osweiler.

I heard some disturbing reports that space aliens had landed in Area 51. I wanted to know if that was true or not. Yes, that is confirmed. Wow, Brock's like Art Bell. Get out. Wow, this Brock Osweiler knows everything. He's something. I'm telling you this Brock Osweiler, he may be a bad quarterback, but this guy has sources, man. This guy has more sources than anybody in Houston. Everybody thinks they've got sources. Somehow Brock Osweiler can

confirm virtually anything. People think it's Berman, but no. No, no, no, no. Like there's Berman, but he's below Brock Oswager. He can find out anything. All right. Let's see here. Charles, you go ahead and get your confirmation from Brock. Hey Brock, I just want to confirm that the Texans are going to the Super Bowl and Santa Claus is real. Yes, that is confirmed. There you go. There you go. Santa Claus is real. Yep. Texans are going to the su- Again, I think he's lying. I think that's more wishful thinking. See, I think that's more optimistic Brock. And speaking of optimistic whimsical Brock Osweiler,

here's another great whimsical Brock Osweiler Disney moment. We are three, four plays away from changing multiple football games and so because of that I don't think we can get discouraged. Your dreams come true. Whimsical. He's whimsical, he's optimistic. See some may call him kind of a doofus or adult but oh no. Brock Osweiler is whimsical and optimistic. Bill get your confirmation from Brock. So yeah, Crotch, I mean Brock, this is Bill. I was like the first caller on the show today with the Jack in the Box take. I was wondering if that call was beneficial to the Josh in the show. Yes that is confirmed. Let's see here.

Chris, get your confirmation from Brock. Hey Brock, can you confirm that my brother has been sleeping with my wife? Yes, that is confirmed. Oh dude, I'm sorry to hear that, Chris. Aw, it's awful. Aw, Chris, you know, maybe you should get a second opinion from like a psychic or a magic eight ball. No, Brock is all I need to know. Aw man, that's tough, man.

I'd go home and punch that bitch. I think you should. I mean, with your brother? Mm-hmm. With your brother? I meant the brother because I don't advocate hitting women. Of course you don't! Alright, let's see here. Dave, go ahead and get your confirmation from Brock. I want to confirm that Elvis is alive and living on the west end of Galveston in a beach house.

Please, please, please, please. Yes, that is confirmed. Yes! Elvis is alive! Somebody call John St confirmed. Yes! Elvis is alive! Somebody call John Stamos. Yes! Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire. I'm so excited!

Me too. Brock has confirmed that Elvis is alive! Kentucky rain keeps pouring down, and up ahead's another town that I go walking through with the rain in my shoes. Rain in my shoes. Searching for you in the cold Kentucky rain. God that's my jam. Elvis is alive.

That's my jam. Elvis is alive. Yes. Thank you Brock. Yes. Thank you. Thank you Brock will Julie give me good sex tonight. Yes I'm so happy for you. God Brock knows all he does. He's the magic eight Brock. Here we go. Get your confirmation David Yeah, Brock, can you confirm if you got rid of that super strain of genital herpes? Yes, that is confirmed. Brock doesn't have herbes. He doesn't have herbes. Whoa. I'm excited. Hey Caleb, get

your confirmation from Brock. Brock, can you confirm that the Tennessee Titans will win the ASC South this year? Yes, that is confirmed. Oh, that makes it tough. Yeah, that's embarrassing. See, now that's depressing. Awkward. Then again, who the hell cares if the Texans

win the division? I'd argue winning the division's for the worst. Now let's do two more confirmations, then we'll get out of here. Mike, get your confirmation from Brock. Yeah, Brock, can you confirm that if I buy all of my girlfriends Christmas gifts they will all love me? Yes that is confirmed. He's got multiple

girlfriends and he deserves it because I can tell he works hard. Yes he does. And since he listens to this show he's a good human. Alright wrap it up Chris get your confirmation from Brock. Brock can you confirm that you like to wear dresses and you are transitioning? Yes, that is confirmed. Oh, wow! Listen, not only do we have a mediocre quarterback, we got a guy that doesn't know what he wants to be. No.

He's going to be like Bruce Jenner, just be a guy with fake boobs, a schlong, and a dress. That's it. He's going to win Person of the Year, Sportsperson of the Year. Do you ever want to win, here's two ways to win this ESPN sports person of the year. Cancer or cut off your penis. Those are the two. Actually, technically he didn't even cut off his penis. Right? All you have to do is put on a dress. If you're a dude that puts on a dress and talks really weird sounding and looks strange, you get to be the ESPN person of the year too. So here's your options. Cancer, which is not a very good option. Nobody wants

cancer, right? No, no, no, no. Or you're a dude who puts on a dress. Those are your two options brought. Can you confirm that, that speculation please? Yes, that is confirmed. Boy, let me tell you something. Confirmations for days y'all. Seven one three two one two five seven 90 seven one three two one two five-5790 if you want to get in. Story at cron.com today about how you should be loving James Harden, and I tend to agree with that. Lots and lots and lots to get into on today's show, including bizarre porn searches in the state of Texas.

Yes, that is confirmed. Brock, is it true that you've looked up mother-son porn? Yes, that is confirmed. That makes two of us. Josh and his show, stay there.