The Josh Innes Show - JIS Classic: Brock Wheel Of Sound and Bullying

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

This is from the 790 show. We've got a Brock Wheel of Sound and a segment about bullying in the NFL. This is from 2016. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I hate the guy. The church. Say what? This is Josh. And it's so the Texans put Braxton Miller on IR. Really? Yeah. So I guess he won't get to not make any more plays anymore?

I guess. It's not really his fault. The quarterback's a schmo anyway. It is the Josh Ennis show. Welcome in. Texans should win this weekend. I think that's pretty safe to say. The Jaguars are no good. It would be very Texans of them to lose though after beating the... slaying the beast as it were. You beat the Colts two times in a row for the first time ever. Everyone's excited. It's very exciting. Then you lose to the Jaguars. That would be so Texans. Are you predicting another loss?

No, Jim, I'm not predicting another loss. I just said they're going to beat the Jaguars. But then you said they would lose to the Jaguars. You're starting. Here's what's annoying me. Here's what's annoying me is not only that I think you're just deliberately badgering me. I don't believe I don't think you believe what you're saying. But also, it's like now you've become this like you are to the ra-ra fanboy Twitter community now. Like what Cher used to be to the gay community, like you're their hero.

You are their messiah. Now all these fanboys on Twitter. Yeah, Jim, go get him, Jim. You got him, Jim. Well, I've never claimed myself to be the messiah. I think they just find a voice in me. I can't help that. It's it's so baffling. Of course, if the Colts would have won, nobody would have said anything. It just would have been a boy.

But I'm wrong one time. I'm usually right. I'm wrong this time. And everybody just wants to beat me down There's comments by the way the only stories that really get comments on the radio stations Facebook page are Things that come from our show this I've noticed and it's usually hate This idiot get him off the airwaves anyway, they don't listen to it a thing I actually say no they don't but then they rally behind you now because you're a knucklehead over there and you've and you've rallied your I'm calling them the Jiminyans. You've rallied

the Jiminyans now because overnight you became rah rah Homer because they beat the bad Colts team for the second time in a row. So now you're rah rah fanboy Homer and you're the Messiah to the Jiminyans. Who's their biggest rival? Nobody! The Texans don't have a rival! Well they do in their division as the Colts. The Colts don't view those losers as a rival though! But the Texans view them as a rival. So what? It can't be a rivalry if one side isn't part of the rivalry. The fans view them as a rival.

The Colts view the Patriots. The Patriots don't view them as a rival. I don't care what the Colts view us as. Well a rivalry, isn't that part of it? You want them to hate you too? Things aren't nearly as much fun if you just hate them and it's not reciprocated. But that's our biggest nemesis. We're not going to be able to do that.

We're not going to be able to do that. We're not going to be able to do that. We're not going to be able to do that. We're not going to be able to do that. We're not going to be able to do that. We're not going to be able to do that. We're not going to be able to do that. We're not going to be able to do that. We're not going to be able to do that. We're not going to be able to do that part of it? Like you want them to hate you too? Things aren't nearly as much fun if you just hate them and it's not reciprocated. But that's our biggest

nemesis. How about that? This is the least interesting division, arguably in all of sports, not just the NFL. There is no real rivalry. You're not rivals with Tennessee because, oh, Tennessee took the team. Yeah, but nobody really cares about that anymore because Tennessee ain't any good. The Colts, I guess they cares about that anymore because Tennessee ain't any good. The Colts, I guess they just became a rival because they were the best team in this lousy division for so long and you couldn't beat them. Nobody cares about the Jaguars. So I'd argue the AFC South is the worst division in all of sports.

Maybe but it's our division. Yeah, and you're the king of Crap Mountain now. I'm happy for you that you want to come after me, sling arrows at me, because now you're the messiah to the jaminians who worship at the altar of the kings of Crap Mountain. I'm happy for you. It's our mountain. Well, you're going to win again, so you're going to be at least an eight-win team after this week, because I don't see a situation where you lose to the Jaguars.

They're a disaster. Now, a way they could lose to the Jaguars is if they can't run the ball and then you're stuck with Brock Osweiler having to do his Brock Osweiler magic. Now you know that we are fond, would you say that fond of making fun of Brock Osweiler? Yeah, it's a pastime. He is, he over explains everything, he says nothing yet in a 50 second sound bite, he can say so much and say so little. He's kind of a dunce, he's kind of a hayseed, and we like to make fun of him. Should we bring out the trash-wiler, the ass-wiler garbage can this weekend?

I think so. It's the last game we can do it. Well, no, they still have one more. On Christmas Eve. I'm not going out on Christmas Eve. All right, so I might. I might bring the ass-wiler garbage can. Do you think it'd be a big hit if I brought it out? Oh yeah. I think most people still hate Brock Osweiler

even though they won this week. I think it's still popular. So I'll bring it out this weekend, but we've created something called the Brock Osweiler wheel of sound. Now here's how the Brock Osweiler wheel of sound works. We've got some of the best sound bites from Brock Osweiler, things that just make us chuckle. We sit in the room back there and just listen, and we find him to be humorous unintentionally. So we have this wheel. There are seven pieces of sound on this wheel. I'm going to spin this, and whatever one it lands on, we'll play it. Now let me give you the categories here, okay?

Number one is, hold on, let me start number one. Brock doesn't want to go into too many details, then goes into too many details. Brock gets a laser to the eyeball. Brock gets Pagano's point. Brock is frustrated. Brock is ecstatic, but in no way sounds ecstatic. Brock needs more of touchdowns. And finally, 30 seconds of Brock coughing to the Beavis and

Butthead theme song. We've noticed that a couple of weeks ago, Brock coughed a lot during a press conference. Uh-huh, he had a cold. All right, so those are the categories. Now we are going to spin the wheel and see which piece of sound you get to hear and we get to make fun of. Here we go. You ready, Jim? I'm ready. Spin it. Here we are going to spin the wheel and see which piece of sound you get to hear and we get to make fun of. Here we go. You ready, Jim?

I'm ready. Spin it. Here we go. 30 seconds of Brock coughing to the Beavis and Butthead thing. All right. It's actually 15 seconds. Yep. So this is Brock. This is the real cough of Brock Osweiler, which sounds eerily similar to the laugh of butt head from Beavis and butt head. So 15 seconds of Brock Osweiler coughing to the Beavis and butt head theme. Hey There you go 15 seconds of Brock Coughing to the Beavis and butthead theme song. It's amazing. All right, so there's that. You want to do one more? Yep. All right, this is the Brock Osweiler Wheel of Sound.

Spin it. Oh, that's a good spin. You've been working out. Brock gets a laser to the eyeball. All right. All right, now this is Brock Osweiler over explaining, getting a green laser shot into his eyeball. You know the laser certainly was very distracting. You know I've never experienced you know a laser

being shined into my eyeball during a football game let alone a professional football game in the National Football League. So I think that was certainly disappointing but at the end of the day that's not why we lost the game. That was just one small factor, but it certainly affected how I was playing and able to see downfield and whatnot. All he had to say was, yeah, I got a laser shot into my eye and that's that. Yes, never on a football field,

much less an NFL football field. I love the way, that's the best part about Brock though. It's how he over explains everything. That's where the joke really lies with Brock, which is, well, no, I have never had, I have never once had a laser beam shot into my eyeball while playing a football game, let alone an NFL football game in an NFL football stadium.

And then he goes into a full. I tell you, basically, he's the well, I tell you all that to tell you this guy. Yes. Like he'll tell you 30 seconds worth of info when he could have just said, Yeah, it affected me in a negative way. That's all he had to say, because he always ends it that way. Now, do you think Brock uses a lot of words to try to sound smarter? I think so. Is he? I mean, he's a dunce, let's be real.

He's a real hay-see dopey guy. I think that's fair to say. Yeah, but one of the things when Bill O'Brien took this job, he said that he's looking for a quarterback that was smart. He likes smart football players, so maybe Brock's got some pressure on him to sound smart. Yeah, let me- He's not playing smart.

All right, let me give one more, we're gonna do one more spin of the Brock Osweiler wheel of sound, okay? Okay, make it a good one Brock is a static all right in no way sounds a static okay go ahead Jim I'm ecstatic anytime you can win a football game in the National Football League, there's no better feeling. And then when you add it being a road game, when you add it being a divisional game that was extremely important to this team and the rest of our season, shoot, I couldn't be any happier right now. He sure doesn't sound ecstatic. He doesn't.

That's Brock's level of ecstatic. He might be a sociopath. He kind of seems kind of nuts. He does. Well, he does live in or did live in Montana that's true most people from Montana if I had to guess are probably the types that would be on my kill people maybe there's a reason why you're living miles and miles apart from other people where did the Unabomber live Montana I think he did I think so in a little shanty a little little cabin out there in Montana.

So that's the Brock Osweiler Wheel of Sound. And it's a very simple concept. We just take audio that makes us laugh of Brock Osweiler. Why it makes us laugh so much, who even knows really? Who knows? There's just something funny about a guy that over explains everything. Can you play the Beavis and Butthead one one more time? Yeah.

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No, no. I did a poor job there. 713-212-5790. Brad, thank you for holding. What's up, buddy? Hey, Josh. Hey, Josh. Hey, dude. Hey, I just wanted to say I'm a THL holder and I got to say I think stadiums and bars should totally be off limits. So it's just like, this is bad stuff right there. Basically, what was that? Jim was in my ear. What was that?

Like, I think stadiums and bars should like just both be off limits. It's pretty bad. I agree, but I'm getting people tweeting me saying, well, what about at a tailgate? You very rarely hear people getting shot at tailgates and people have guns out there. Maybe there's a naivete about what I do. Maybe I'm like a child in this. But I don't assume that that many people have guns in the stadium, but maybe I'm wrong. Yeah.

I mean, I've known some people who, you know, would do something like that, but I just think that's a terrible, terrible idea. I just feel like it's setting you up for a really bad situation. And what these leagues don't want to deal with, like they can deal with a couple of schmoes fighting, that happens. Where you're going to run into a really bad situation potentially is when someone dies and not just falling off an escalator like a dumb drunk but someone pulls out a gun aims at someone misses that guy shoots a bystander.

I mean you could be dealing with massive lawsuits that could potentially cripple the league. So it's bad news there. So 713-212-5790, 713-212-5790 is how you get involved. So baseball is so pussified, really sports is so pussified now. We've gotten to a point where everything is soft, everything is, you know, all we're worried about is whose feelings are being hurt, even if no one's feelings are actually being hurt by anything. The latest with Major League Baseball is they're going to ban bullying and hazing in the new collective bargaining agreement. Now I'm, I am of the

belief that a grown man cannot be bullied. You can like, if a guy's got a gun to your temple, that's not bullying. This guy's a criminal, right? But a guy can't come up to you and say, Hey, I'm going to throw you down on the ground and put my balls on your face, but you got to let me of course. No, I'm not going to let that happen. You know what I'm saying? Like the Richie incognito thing was the dumbest thing ever. It was such a pussified joke of a situation. And of course, you know, it's funny about all this. What's that? So Richie incognito is this big bully and he's using the N word and all these texts messages and his pussified little buddy, Jonathan Martin's

calling his mommy and he's saying, I'm being bullied by Big Bad Richie Incognito. All that, right? Yep. What's funny is Richie Incognito is completely vilified for this. He's a horrible guy. He's a scumbag. All these schmucks on the internet are going after him.

Who's still in the league? Incognito. You know who's not in the league anymore? Jonathan Martin. Yep. And Jonathan Martin sucks. Jonathan Martin. It's funny. More guys, if you shot truth serum into these players and you said, all right, who would you rather have in the fox hole with you? Jonathan Martin or Richie Incognito? I think they're taking Richie Incognito. Oh, absolutely. And we had Billy Devaney on right after this happened and he was going on and on about what a great guy incognito was. Listen the guy may be a total schmuck like I'm not doubting that the guy could be just a total you know he seems

like kind of a dunce anyway kind of a meathead type of guy but reality is this like when I was in Philadelphia what's his name Lashawn McCoy accused Chip Kelly of being a racist gave no reasons for it just Just, you know, basically said the guy was a racist and never backpedaled on it. Right. So Chip Kelly's labeled a racist. Then LaShawn McCoy, the guy who has labeled his head coach, a racist with no evidence for it. Then is running behind Richie incognito on Buffalo, who at worst is a guy that used the N word in text messages. You know what I mean? All these guys care about is winning. They don't care how bad the coaches, how bad the players are around them, who's cheating

on their wives, who is out doing drugs, as long as they win and get theirs, and I'm fine with that. But in Major League Baseball, they're banning hazing. Now hazing, let's be fair. We've talked about the douchebaggery of baseball players before on this show. We read stories all the time about dumb kids that hold down other guys and, you know, tea bag them as it were, or whatever the hell it is they're doing. What was the one? They sodomized a guy. Oh God. You know, we keep reading about these stories and these guys,

it goes from hazing or ball busting, whatever, into sexual crimes. It escalates very quickly. In which case I'm like, okay, nobody should have to deal with that. But on the other hand, ain't nobody going to hold my ass down unless you got a gun to my head or there's 17 of you pinning me down and going to sodomize me. That ain't going to happen. So like grown ass men, it shouldn't come down to that. Hey, grown ass men shouldn't be looking to sodomize somebody in the locker room anyway. But if so, like you have to walk up to someone and go, Hey, listen, I'm going to sodomize you now, but it's only to make you part of the team. You might walk with a little hitch in your giddy up for a couple

of days afterwards, but man, you're going to feel like you're part of something special. Right? So I don't believe in grown ass men, bullying grown ass men. That's the dumbest stuff I've ever heard. A grown man cannot be bullied by another grown man. That's number one. Now, if the guy has got a gun and he's robbing you, that's a different situation. Your life is on the line. A guy's robbing you. A guy's got you tied up. ISIS is going to cut your head off. Like that's not bullying. That's just a crime. Bullying between grown ass men does not exist. Now, when you're on the playground and you're seven years old and the 10 year old guy's 30, 40 pounds heavier than you and he's beating the hell out of you, that's maybe bullying.

But there's no such thing as grown men bullying. But another thing that's going on in this is evidently, you're not allowed to now dress rookies up as women. Why? Evidently, it's offensive. That's been a rite of passage for Major League Baseball players for generations. Which, again, is stupid in itself.

I understand that. But I mean, I'd like to know who complained about it. But who's getting hurt? Nobody. Nobody. And who are you offending in this situation, dressing guys up as women? Are you offending transvestites?

Why? Like, you know, Dr. Frankenford are so pissed that you did this. Like who's going to do it? Who's going to get angry? RuPaul? Is RuPaul going to be offended? But in this new policy, language that says it includes language that bans forcing rookies to drink alcohol or take drugs, which is fine, but no one can force you to drink anything you don't want to drink or eat or take anything you don't want to

eat or take. That's number one. You're a grown ass man. You know who got offended by them dressing up as girls? It's the guy that saw Carlos Correa come out with a wig and a dress and like, boy, she's pretty and then find out it's a dude. Now he's questioning himself so he complains to the league that he was offended. Encouraging, taunting or excessive exercise. coercing rookies to do things that are illegal

or dangerous. They don't have to say yes. What's going to happen if the guy says no? I want you to bend over and I'm going to take my Louisville slugger, I'm spit on it a little bit, a little bit, not a lot, and I'm going to sodomize you with it, but it's going to make you a better teammate. Do you really think that's going to happen? Are you just going to stand there and go, okay, I really want to be part of the team? No, you're going to say no, I will not be sodomized by the butt end of the Louisville Slugger. Players

may not engage in a pattern of verbal or physical conduct that is designed to demean, disgrace or cause mental or physical harm to a member of his club. These people are schmucks. Like, listen, part of growing up and part of life is that sometimes people are going to make fun of you. Sometimes people are going to say things you don't want to hear. Sometimes people are going to insult you. Like how can you enforce this? Like is it as simple as if a guy on the other team

says God you're so stupid. I don't consider myself stupid. I am not stupid. Like what are you allowed to say in there? But here's the best part. I love how they're getting out in front of a problem that isn't there. Although it hasn't happened you could sort of see how like someone might even dress up in blackface and say, oh no, we were just dressing up. We've also understood that a number of players have complained about it. How many players is a number of players? That's what I'd like to know. How many players is a number?

And why do you just automatically go to the, well, we got us a bunch of racists in here and the last thing we need is guys in blackface? Like, how do you go to that level? We got us a bunch of racists in here and the last thing we need is guys in blackface. Like how do you go to that level? So you go from guys wearing dresses on a team flight to, well, somebody might go all Al Jolson on them. Oh no. Like how exactly does it come down to that?

Like how do you get to that level from, well, we're wearing dresses today but who knows, maybe tomorrow, blackface. Like this is, like to me this is embarrassing for Major League Baseball. but who knows, maybe tomorrow, blackface. To me, this is embarrassing for Major League Baseball. And if I were a player in Major League Baseball, I'd be embarrassed by this, because basically what you're being told is that you're a terrible person and that you're gonna end up in blackface pretty soon

because you're just that awful. Like, what happens next? Do we end Powder Puff games? I'm offended that they try to portray women as football players on Powder Puff week in high school. I'm offended. No more football in that? I'm offended that they try to portray women as football players on powder puff week in high school. I'm offended. No more football than that.

I'm offended by this because what would you like? You know, sometimes you do this like the guys will dress up as gals for powder puff or whatever, right? Or like a fake beauty pageant. We got to stop that too. My theory is this and it will remain this. You cannot be bullied if you're a grown ass man. It may hurt your feelings, fine, we get our feelings hurt sometimes. But you cannot be bullied if you are a grown

up. Another man cannot force you to do anything you don't want to do unless he's got a gun to your temple. Is that that hard to understand? Like the Richie Incognito thing was such a joke, an absolute embarrassment that that even happened, that it became a national story. Like think about this for a second. We were at a point where the headlines in the paper were, grown man bullies another man. Not grown man shoots man dead in the streets.

Not grown man rapes woman. Something like legitimate scary crime, it was grown man bullies another 350 pound grown man. That cannot happen because that's not a real thing. It's a farce. The whole thing's a farce. So I'm not all about going out just doing offensive things for the sake of them, but for a hundred years baseball players do stupid things to each other and the world seems pretty okay. So you put in this kind of vague rules in here, oh we can't be mean to anybody and you

can't say anything bad about anybody and you can't wear dresses and certainly we're assuming this is going to lead to blackface. So way to go, way to lump all the white guys in there and just assume we're all horrible people. Like that's the worst part. Like if I were a white guy that plays baseball, I'd be appalled by this because all you're saying is you're not saying that any other player is gonna do anything bad but white guys are gonna put on blackface. That's insulting. The majority of your league is white players, white and Hispanic players. There aren't a lot of black baseball players, right? There's a lot of guys who have black skin, dark skin, brown skin, whatever, but American

born black players are scarce. It's mostly white, Dominican, Puerto Rican, all that. I think it's completely farcical to come out and openly say, well, blackface could end up happening. So you're just insulting white people and saying, yeah, we know we got us a bunch of deadbeats in there. they're going to put blackface on. Go to hell. Go to hell, baseball. God, if you want to get in, 713-212-5790, bullying among adults. You cannot be bullied by another grown man.

Hey, why don't you bend over and how about I come over there? Hey, you want to be part of the team? Yeah, I want to be part of the team. What do I need to do? You ever heard of an knifel tower? Well, we're going to do that to you. All right, you got that? Sound good?

All right then. Now, a grown ass man is going to sit there and let some guy sodomize him. My God. Unless you're a girl. No. 713-212-5790. I'm channeling Les Miles. 713-212-5790. I'm channeling Les Miles. 713-212-5790. We got

two lines open. We got people that want to talk about guns and bullying. How are we at a point where bullying is a topic for grown men? It's embarrassing. It's the Josh and his show. Stay there.