The Josh Innes Show - JIS Classic: Dad's Sex Tape

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

Here is the segment that actually got me the job in Nashville. From the 790 show, here we are discussing the time I tried to watch my dads homemade erotica. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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No sugar added? Neutral. Refreshingly simple. not here. He's not here, man. But you've got more Josh in it. All right, 935. I don't think we've spent enough time today talking about Big Al from the Little League. No, we have not. All he does is hits dingers. My dad posted a bunch of pictures of me when I was a kid for my birthday on Saturday. And one of them is me playing baseball. I was Big Al, little fat kid and you know what I did? I used to hit dingers myself.

Hi, my name is Alfredo Leo. At home they call me Big Al and I hit dingers. I don't know how well that translates on the air. Let me listen. Hold on. Let me listen to the air feed. Alright, it's decent. Yeah, not bad. I think the difference is you're not in the mafia. That's true. And Big Al clearly has some ties.

His dad, there's no question Big Al's dad, they're in Jersey. Like one out of three people is tied to the mafia in Jersey, right? At least. And his dad is clearly in the mafia. I hit Dingers. I hit Dingers, he says. Yeah, he's got the voice. Either he's trying to be Batman, he's got the voice either. He's trying to be Batman

The other not talked about story as much with some little league kid put up a porn star It's his favorite actor on the screen. This is did you hear this one Jim? Not the kid the porn yeah, yeah, what was that? I forgot the name of the porn star Johnny sins I think Johnny sins is his name right so they So they go, who's your favorite actor? And this kid, this kid's 12. Johnny sins. And no one questions it. Nobody that made it to air. And it was on air. Johnny sins. Let me tell you, these little league kids are getting there. They're growing up more and more. install lift kit plus a towing capacity of up to 13,200 pounds. You'll be ready for anything this truck month. Truck Month is on now. Ask your GMC dealer for details.

Now when I was 12, I mean, yes, I watched my fair share of soft core erotica and I explored my body. Don't get me wrong. Sure, because no one else would. But I probably wouldn't have known who the stars were. No. Like looking back on it now, I know who they are. Like now I know, what's her name? That's Jean Simmons lady. Oh, Sharon Tate. No, Sharon T are like now. I know what's her name. That's that's Gene Simmons lady Oh Sharon Tate sure now Sharon Tate's dead. Oh, you're right

It's not Sharon Tate. What's her name? Yeah, you know Sharon Yeah, Sharon Tate. I know it's uh, what is her name? Margot Robbie's gonna play in a movie by the way. Really? Yeah, what's the movie Sharon Tate? Oh, sure Tate. Oh, so, okay I'm confused. So she's not playing Gene Simmons' softcore erotica star lady. No. Look, I've seen her naked so many times. Why can't I see her name? I know. And I can't remember her name for the life of me. Shannon Tweed. It's so close. Same initials. Yeah. You know what? When you look

at it that way. Yeah. But I knew these people growing up. I would have recognized their faces and some like, I used to watch private parts growing up like I would have known like I would have recognized their faces and some like I used to watch private parts so much that I would know actually you know what it took me until Jenna Jameson became a huge star to realize that that was Jenna Jameson in private parts This was a recent development like wait a minute that chick that's Jenna Jameson which one the chick that gets naked in private parts Well, I guess I gotta be more specific In the at the WNBC scene whenever her Oh, yeah, she gives him the massage on the floor and then he goes down and fights with his boss

Yeah, I don't know that was her me neither. It took me forever to realize so different now than she was young I know makes a big difference. Yeah, and So I would have never thought though when I was a kid to post a porn star's name Like I would have thought of saying something perverse, but I would have never thought of it like, again, kids are 12 now and have access to everything. You can go to your phone and watch porn and do all that kind of stuff. So it's different for me growing up. And listen, I don't like to talk about the old days here. Like not like I'm Chicago here and we're talking about the old days, but back in the old days kids

You couldn't just look at pornography on your phone I know you wanted to on your phone you could look at porn Hardcore stuff stuff and vile stuff farm animals Fruits and my fruits. I mean both gays and actual fruit. Yep foreigners for everything you want Back then though when you were a boy you had A, hope that your dad did a poor job of hiding his erotica, or you had to wait for Cinemax to appear, and then late at night you had to hit record on the old VCR, and you had to watch it that way. So then you'd watch a little Hot Springs Hotel.

You want Red Shoe Diaries. All that kind of stuff. Playmate of of the apes all that kind of stuff You had to watch it right? What was the one? I know we have this discussion every time about this, but the one that starts out with a girl doing like a radio show Oh, is that red shoe diaries no? I mean, I forgot what it was but see these kids today They have it too easy. Way too easy. Like back when we were in school you had to have a thing called books.

Yeah. And you had to read these books. Now it's just on your computer. These kids got these $1,600 laptops, you know, and that's how they read books, that's how they study. If you need to know an answer to something, you Wikipedia it, you know. We thought it was a big deal when you could sneak answers inside of a graphing calculator. That was a big deal.

That is a big deal. See when I was a kid, because I'm older than you, you would have to look at like the Brazier ads in the series catalog. Oh yeah, I was there too. Yeah. But... Or Cosmopolitan. My aunt's Cosmopolitan sometimes would have, you know, a barren breast. Yeah. When I was a boy, it was also music videos. Like you had to get it where you could get it.

Right. And so you'd get your Britney Spears music videos No, white snake was a little before my time. It would have to be a Britney Spears video It would have to be a Jennifer Lopez video Or it would just be finding that the soft core erotica stuff in a movie that really isn't a like a sexual movie Like in look who's talking where they almost get it on Didn't you also almost watch a sex tape with your dad and your stepmom? I did.

So there's that. I hope she's not listening right now. She knows it happened. The one that listens every day? Yeah, thank you, Jillie. Oh, really? We've talked about this on the air before. Have we? Yes.

Have we talked about it with her? Actually, I- You gotta call her. No, I'm not going to. We gotta call her. I'm not calling her. Yup. I'm not calling her. I did, okay. I know we've talked about this on the air before

because I've made fun of you for this before. We gotta call her. I'm going to I I did okay Okay, come on about this on the air before because I've made fun of you for this before I'm going to share this okay Maybe I shouldn't but I'm going to share this because I did not see the video But I tried which is really just messed up I don't know that is hold on who wants to watch their parents have any no no hold on it wasn't my parents It was my dad which I've seen naked anyway No, hold on. It wasn't my parents. It was my dad, which I've seen naked anyway And it was my stepmom that was different who you wanted to see naked. I was I was curious

Feel weird having this discussion Okay, gotta call her. No, but I don't feel weird about the situation. I feel weird about having a discussion Why because she's listening? Yes, That's weird! But hold on, but hold on. Is she good looking? Yeah, she's a good looking lady! Great body? Yeah, okay, yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hold on. Is she a real T-I-G? E-R?

This was 20 years ago, Jim, okay? Oh, I bet she got after it. And I love her dearly. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. But my dad had gotten me a video. What's your name? I'm not saying. But when I was, my dad got me a video- I'm not saying. But when I was uh-

My dad got me a video camera for Christmas. And then randomly Christmas night the video camera ends up in his bedroom. On a tripod! So I knew something happened. So I went searching for the tape And I found it. But here- it was one of those little tapes that you have to put in a big- a bigger

tape. But again, the fact that you went searching for I was curious There are whole categories for this on red to believe me alone. Yes watch their dad have sex. It's different It's a lot different if it's your dad versus your mom if it's your mom I wouldn't want to see that in general. No, if it's your dad you seem to get naked before I mean, it's not a big deal. Yeah, I'm with Julie on this I don't want to see my dad with another guy. It really wasn't about dad Jesus. Okay, but anyway, it was about your stepmom is listening a lady that helped raise you She's never making you soup again. No So anyway explain yourself man bun, let's go

So I took the tape and I put it in the bigger tape. And like it just it's fate happened. I put the tape in the VCR and it ate it. It ate the tape. So I never saw anything. The hard part is trying to explain it. Sure. So you go in and you're like. Because you have to explain like

I knew what was going gonna be on the tape. And I knew. So it's, I don't remember how it ended. I don't remember how the whole thing ended. I just know that my, like dad here's the deal. I don't know how, I tried to probably explain this. I don't know what it was. I just found the tape and I was curious to know what it was.

Yeah, I needed a tape dad. Uh huh. Uh huh. The big story, the big thing here, you wanted to see this, and that's really disturbing. The big story today on Action News is that I tried to find my dad's homemade pornography. Does she look good in a bathing suit? Yes! You're putting me in a weird spot, Jim! I hope she's okay.

You never liven up until this very moment! Oh, now you're inquisitive now you're Edward R Murrow now you got nothing but questions you checked your phone yeah no she is not did you dad's have like light set up in the room no Jim it was it was truly amateur okay it wasn't like I don't know because I didn't see it! The damn thing got eaten! What did? The tape! Can I make it weirder? Why? Would you have pleasured yourself during this?

No! Yes you would have! You just said you were searching for you know, material! I was like 12 years old! I'm curious about it! So if you would have you know... Yep. You would have what you guys have done is you've ruined my home life You've ruined everything And you would have been turned on by soup the rest of your life

My stepmom makes amazing soup. I bet she does Jim She makes amazing soup and that's all it is a wonderful soup. Oh, yeah, it's great. It's great. It's fine soup delicious. I Really like how this well you're into it now Boy, let's get into a discussion about the Astros baseball I mean you're bright you are pro probing is a bad word Yeah, but you're you ask probing questions right seriously messed up stuff. I don't think that messed up Okay, now if I would have seen it maybe you could have said that Yeah, you're curious about these wasn't my actual mom. So I mean that would have been weird

That would have been yes, and we've all walked in on our parents doing that right? That's a real awkward deal I've never have no Difference between seeing your dad naked and see your dad having sex I there is right, but it's still the nudity. That's the the hang up This is what you get This is what happens Oh God. They listen because you never know what he's gonna say next. Here we are. Here we are. We're gonna break. Alright. Oh yeah, we're way behind. Stay there.

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