The Josh Innes Show - JIS Classic: Jim In The Assweiler Can Part 1

Episode Date: December 12, 2022

We were still doing afternoons at 790 when Brock was traded to the Browns. We celebrated by having Him take to the streets wearing the famous Assweiler can. Hijinks ensued. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get us some more honks, Jim. Get us some more honks. Alright, I'm gonna try. Work harder, dammit! Maybe someone used some B-roll on Jim again on SportsCenter or something to celebrate. Maybe he's coming back around. Yeah, I know. Like, where are the news people? Where's David Nuno? Where are these people to film you while you're out there? Oh, Dave Nuno can't do radio.

Alright, so I need more honks, Jim. More honks. Alright. Alright, hold on. Honk yourk your horn you give me a home Thank you Maybe we should have put a honk on the sign now Jim. I need you to yell hey No All right, all right here we go. Okay.

Okay, hold on. Now, let's do this. I want you to yell, hey, hey, ho, ho, Brock Osweiler had to go. Hey, hey, ho, ho, Brock Osweiler had to go. Hey, hey, ho, ho. Oh, you threw me off. Sorry. All right.

That's all right. Hey, hey, ho, ho, Brock osweiler had to go hey hey ho ho oh what i thought i recognized that guy i thought maybe something bad 790. oh yeah they trade him to cleveland yeah honk your horn. Tell the world. Thank you. Breaking news to that guy. Jim is actually, Jim, you are officially a reporter. You've officially broken more stories than John McClain in the last five years. Congratulations. Jim is now reporting to people.

All right, there we go. This is great. Keep on honking. Yes. Now, I guess I should have sent you with the marker, and you could have written, like, honk if you're happy or honk if you're Brock hard. Honk if you're Brock hard would be perfect. See, we're spreading the word.

Make sure they're listening to 790, Jim. All right. Thank you. Yeah, good news. I tell you, man, we touch lives on the Josh Ennis Show, Jim. We're on Facebook Live now as well, Honk your horn you son of a bitch. You all need to check out Facebook live on the Sports Talk 790 page. It's freaking hilarious.

Oh my god. That's so good. Honk your horn you son of so good. Honk your horn, you son of a- Honk your horn. How you ladies doing? Brock Oswalt has been traded. Yeah, can you honk the horn for me? He's like knocking on windows. You don't have a horn?

Honk your horn. Alright, thanks. How you guys doing? Did you see Brock got traded? To the Browns? You don't know who he is? What are you from another country? Yeah. Oh really? Where you from? Really? The UK? You know about American football?

No, I'm not. These guys look so scared. Oh, okay. Alright. Well, welcome to the country. Fish and chips! Alright. Well, welcome to the country. Fish and chips! Alright. Oh, God! Honk if you're Brock Hard. Thank you.

Oh, God! The video's fantastic! Yeah, you really need to go to Facebook, Sports Talk 790, and watch this. Oh, God! Give me a honk. Oh, what? Don't give me the wave. Oh, God!

Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Yeah, you really need to go to Facebook, Sports Talk 790, and watch this. Oh, God!

Give me a honk. Oh, don't give me the wave! You give me that kind of wave when I have those people stacked on a weeknight. Hey, can I get a honk? Thank you! Boy, you went over the top, really. He's really excited. Yeah.

No, it turns out, yeah turns out Jimmy just in the way oh this video is fantastic just lunge on somebody's win oh this is great so if you want to check it out Facebook sports talk so this is fantastic so Jim is out there I mean we're watching it live. Like, we see the traffic. People are watching Jim out there. Okay, there's almost 300 people watching this stupid ass out here in his asswiler can. It's fantastic. That can is everything.

All right. This is fantastic. The picture is fantastic. It's just like the intro to Cheers. It's just how I imagined it. We win. All right, set the scene. What are we seeing, Jim? I see a lot of cars. Oh, good.

Oh, people are honking across the way. They're listening. All right. All right. Yeah. This is fantastic. People are very excited that he's gone. As they should be. This is a big, this is a red-letter date in the history of the Houston Texans, is what this is, Jim. Yep, it is. They were Catholic.

Hey, talk to some more people. I like when you talk to those fellas that walk by. He's just stopping cars. They've got to be petrified. Oh, oh, oh, oh. What? All right, all right. It's Irvin. Did they just impersonate Irvin? Did somebody do a Charlie pillow?

Yes. Oh, that's fantastic. It is. If you're just tuning in at 525, Brock Osweiler got traded, and we're celebrating with Jim standing out on the corner in the Asweiler can, getting honks from people. Brock got traded.

Brock. Brock Guntra. It's the combination of Brock Osweiler and Gronkowski. There you go. I'm getting paid in honks today. Yes, you are. He's got 25 shares on Facebook. People are spreading the word.

This is incredible. Jim is outside celebrating that Brock got traded. I see you shaking your hand out there, Jim. Are you tired? My hands are cramping. I understand. It's a hard thing to hold, but I can read the sign. Brock got traded.

Oh, there he is. Who do you have? We got people stopping. Don't just drive by. Celebrate, damn it. Should I stop traffic? Jump on their windshield. Jim, if you feel like you can do it, stop traffic.

Go right on the entrance ramp. Oh, God. You'd be like a Black Lives Matter protester. You'd be right out there. Just stop it like Quan LX. You would be the new Quan LX. In this damn trash can. Yes.

Oh, and if you want to celebrate on the phone, 713-212-57... What's your name? JL. You listen to Sports Talk 790? Oh, hell. Thanks. Who was that? It was one of the AEs.

She was probably just talking because I'm sexy. That's probably... Here, let me talk to somebody on the phone really quick. Hello, who's this? Who's this? Hey, it's Todd, and y'all are nuts today. We're nuts, but we're happy. Aren't you happy?

Well, yeah, I love it. Oh, yes. I want to speak my mind. Go ahead. Okay, okay. Here's the deal. Why you order? No pickup.

Food's got it. Why you order? You? Who's got it? Why you order? Who's got it in the order? You like the Brock Osweiler trade, huh? How are you guys? Oh, who's this? How are you? Who's this, Jim?

Hey, Brock, I traded today to Cleveland. Yeah, are you listening to Sports Talk 790? They are. They're doing Sports Talk? Yeah. Yeah, can you give me a home? Yes. today to cleveland yeah are you listening to sports talk 790 they are sports talk yeah yeah can you give me a home he looks like a street like up like a like this video makes him look like a in a garbage can and people on facebook are telling him to walk over to the entrance ramp which might be dangerous but also might be really funny wait yo here's what you could do jim why don't you instead of going corner, yeah, why don't you walk over to that restaurant that's over there on the corner?

I know, I know. They should pay me more. I agree. Thank you. So, yeah, Sports Talk 790 at the Facebook page, Sports Talk 790's Facebook page, if you want to check that out. Jim is stopping traffic, letting people know that Brock got traded. Jim, walk over to – what's that?

The Greek place. The Greek place. Like, walk through that over there. Yaya Mary's. Yaya, Yaya Mary's. Go walk over there. What's up, Josh? What?

What did I do? Oh, that's – Not you, the other Josh. Well, be more specific next time. How are you? Did you see Brock got traded to Cleveland today? You didn't see that? It was a really big trade.

It was quite the coup for Richmond. How are you doing? Did you see Brock got traded today? Listen to Sports Talk 790. Like, reach in their car and change the channel. Oh, this girl looks terrified. No, this girl's walking. Oh, she is?

Jim, let me take a call here. 790, go ahead. Hello. Yay. Thank you. Yay. Don't sound so excited, Jim. Geez.

You got 400 people watching you on Facebook. I'm walking over to y'all. You got more people watching than we have listening. Hey, sir. Hey, who's on the phone who's this this is chris hey chris what's up buddy not much man i just wanted to say this house is clear yes it is was that a uh is that a medea uh like halloween thing you saw the medea halloween movie jelly didn't you i did i don't really remember enough

of it to quote it, though, unfortunately. All right, Jim, let us know what's happening, Jim. All right, thank you. Somebody give me a thumbs up. That's good. All right, we're spreading the word. We're heading over to the Greek restaurant.