The Josh Innes Show - JIS Classic: Jim In The Assweiler Can Part 2

Episode Date: December 12, 2022

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Now I want you to- How you doing, ma'am? How are you? Brock Osweiler got traded today. You know, because you're listening to Sports Talk 790. Yes, thank you. I appreciate it. How are you, sir? You're listening to Sports Talk 790?

He's in the zone. All right, thank you. How are you? Can I get a honk? Not now, chief. All right, thank you. All right, Jim, so you're walking towards Yaya Mary's, right? Yeah.

I need you to walk into Yaya Mary's. And I need you to walk up to whoever's working there and just say, hey, I'm Jim with the Josh Ennis Show. Just want to know if you guys heard that Brock is traded. Yeah, Brock got traded. All right. I think it's a thing where they light the cheese on fire and have a big, like, whoosh, because Brock got, you know, cut got traded. Maybe it'll be the thing where they light the cheese on fire and have a big light whoosh because Brock got cut.

And see if they'll make an announcement. You think they'll get the block of them? Yes. See if they'll make an announcement. I do love block of them. I did not give that up for last. Fair game then. All right.

People are listening. People are listening. Where are you at right now, Jim? I'm walking up to Yaya Mary's. All right, how close are you? I'm walking up right now. See, my video is way behind. Well, and I can only walk so fast in this can, especially uphill.

All right. He's approaching it. All right, because my video. We're going in. All right, good. My video. Oh, good. Oh, here.

Everybody be quiet. Here we go. Jim's going into Yaya Mary's now. How are you doing? Good. My name is Jim. i'm with the josh initial and sports talk 790. can i make an announcement yeah what's a good place for me to make this announcement i can stand on the chair okay right over here oh no all right he's to bust his ass I can't Hold on I need your help He can barely

He can't sit down in this He's going to stand on the chair Alright Hello people of Ya Ya here Brock Osweiler Has been traded And I get a

Hell yeah Thank you What's your name? You're my favorite one here What's your name? Jack My name favorite one here. What's your name? Jack. My name is Jim. I'm with the Josh Ennis Show over at Sports Talk 790.

Do you listen often? I don't. I just saw that. Yeah, big news, big news. Did you guys make extra baklava? Hopefully. Did you guys make extra baklava? Oh, they're kicking us out.

Oh, God. Well, go. We're live. Oh, they're kicking us out. Oh, God. Well, go. We're live. Oh, we're going. Sorry. Are you married? Are you married? Okay.

Are you married? Are y'all young? Oh, I know it. What did she say? Thank you, Yaya Marys. What did she say? What was her responseaya Marius. What did she say? What was her response to you, Jim, when you said, oh, I know it? Oh, the guy says about time they traded him.

And you said, oh, I know it. Here's the thing. They weren't upset with me. They were upset with Chris for coming here and pulling. I imagine they got illegal. I see. Let's see here. I didn't tell them that we were at 740.

And listen, we have no proof of any of that. I'm going to go to the actual corner here. Okay. All right. All right, then. Because I think that's... Oh, there's a bus. If I can get to this bus... All right. Are you going to try to get on the bus? Oh, no. God, no.

That'd be fantastic. I would be on that bus. That would be fantastic if you got on the bus. Jim is on the street right now in the asswiler can with a sign that says Brock got traded. I know we've gone long here, but clock be damned. Jim, what are you doing? I'm standing right here on the corner. He's catching up to the bus.

Holding the sign up for the world to see. Oh, okay. I see you. Okay. All right, now I see. Okay, good. Okay, I see you on the corner now. All right.

All right. Yay! Oh, God. We're idiots. And I'm the ringleader of this hijinks. That makes me the head idiot. Yep, you're the head idiot in charge. I am. That is me.

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790. 790, go ahead. Hey, Dave's not here. Oh, wait. Brock's not here, man. Hallelujah. Hallelujah, Brock's not here. 790, go ahead.

No, I'm trying for you. You go now. You go. No. You go now. Pick up a delivery. Pick up a delivery. Okay.

You go. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. All right. What's the situation now, Jim? Well, there's people waiting at the line. Oh, hey, how are you?

What's your name? Charles. Charles? My name is Jim. I'm with the 4TALK 790. The wind is really blowing my sign. Oh, yeah? You've been listening? Give me a hug. Oh, you can get a picture?

Yeah, let's get a picture. We're celebrating today. It's a big day. Hold that other one in the sign. You taking a picture with people, Jim? Taking selfies. Alright. Alright, here we go.

790, go ahead. Hello? Oh, lost that person. All right. All right. Here we go. 7.90. Go ahead. Hello. Oh, lost that person. 7.90. Go ahead. Hello. All right. Oh, we lost them.

7.90. Hello. I want to hear Miguel break the news to Brock that he's been traded. We will do that here in a second. Mr. Brock Aswellers, I got your walking papers. to Brock that he's been traded. We will do that here in a second. Mr. Brock Aswellers, I got your walking papers. What are the people saying?

What are the people saying on Twitter? I've been watching Jim on Facebook Live. It's amazing how many people are watching this. I mean, for us. This guy says he works at Yaya's. You should come when I work. Oh, well, we're going to have to go to guy got Mary's at some point Well, we do love our Romo sexuals hashtag Brock lives matter. No, that's very true

Brock lives matter. All right, you know what I just realized is we're like a break behind. We're like two breaks behind here that's really catching on it is god we've got fantastic listeners do we not oh fantastic oh this is great even though the sign does not say honk with your Brock hard, people still honk. I know, it's amazing. Now, we didn't even take our second break yet, have we? What comes up after us tonight, Little Joshy?

Do we have a? It's Braddock. It's Braddock. Okay, so we can go long if we so choose. What are you laughing at, Jim? All right. All right, anyway. All right, so we need to get a break in here, Jim.

We need to get a break. Break in here, Jim. We need to get a break. Break in here, Jim. We need to get a break.