The Josh Innes Show - JIS Classic: Jim Mudd Spies On Texans Practice

Episode Date: June 6, 2025

Here is an all timer from the 790 show. Jim Mudd, in a boom lift, watching Texans practice and relaying it back to us on the air Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 But Jim is in a hidden location right now waiting to pounce and we will check with him here in just a second as he gets ready to go. At nine o'clock you're gonna want to be listening. Nine o'clock Jim will will be there to cover Texans practice like nobody else can. Now keep in mind we've had our credentials revoked. Last year we sent Jim in on the phone and they kick Jim out of practice fine we have credentials the Texans have also really cut back on the credentials that they have a given radio stations for games. So season
Starting point is 00:00:39 credentials have only gone to 6, 10, which is fine that the flagship doesn't really faze me all that much but as far as practice goes, Jim and I have been blackballed. We cannot go, but that is not going to stop Jim because Jim is the king. Can I tweet this little teaser picture from the Sports Talk 790? Do it in a second. In a second you can tweet the... Okay, I'm so excited. You can tweet the teaser picture in just a minute. OK, not yet.
Starting point is 00:01:05 So Jim is currently, he's hidden away waiting to pounce. What's going through your mind right now? Josh, I've been trying to think of something in history that compare this to. And the only thing I can come up with is Besh, the beach of 1996. Like when Hogan went through the curtains, we didn't know he was the third man, but he did.
Starting point is 00:01:21 And in that moment, he had to wonder to himself, is this moment going to ruin me or is it going to make me? I think it's gonna make me. Do you think this moment's gonna make you? What is that you're nervous how nervous are you right now? On a scale of one to ten? Yeah. 15. You're a 15. Yesterday about 24 hours ago you weren't so nervous. You were nervous I'm like I got this. And that's why you calmed my nerves a little bit by saying you got this. Then the second, here's the thing. And this is now, now you've taught me something about being a manager of people. If you're the guy that's the manager of people, you have to
Starting point is 00:01:52 be the one that no matter what has the positive outlook, like everything's going to be fine. I viewed you in this case, since you're the one doing the stunt, I viewed you as like, okay, if Jim says it's going to be okay, everything is going to be fine. Yeah. Now that you don't, now that you're not sure, I have completely lost my faith. Well you got into my head. How did I get into your head? You can't let somebody else get into your head. You got in my, I woke up at one o'clock in the morning and I only heard you saying, I don't know, I don't know if we should do this. I don't know. I don't know. I laid there all night concerned. I said, I don't. I just don't know that this is the right idea. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. This
Starting point is 00:02:27 is we this this could be disastrous and and by the way, sometimes you sell things for the radio because it's it's funny and you try to build drama. This is not this. I legitimately drove with you yesterday and for the first time ever. I said Jim, I don't think we should do this. Yep. So did. And I, and what I tell you, I got it. Okay. Jim says he's got it.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Now we're about eight minutes away. Jim is, uh, is going to cover Texans practice. And some people on Twitter are like, I don't care about what happens at practice. This isn't so much about what happens at practice. It's about what this stands for, which is the muzzling of a very popular radio show in town. You've taken away our credentials, but you will not take away our desire to disseminate information to the listeners of the show. You will not take that away from us, and we will not stand for it.
Starting point is 00:03:16 We're fighting the fight of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, Josh. Both of them. We're fighting the fight for both of those great American men. Yep. fighting the fight for both of those great American men. Those great men who stood up and said, we will not take this, we must fight. And that is what Jim is going to do today. And as I pointed out earlier, I am nervous. So, but we've got about two minutes here, Jim. So, before we do this, anything else you want to get out there for the world to hear before we do this at anything else you want to get out there for the world to hear before we do this at 9 o'clock? Our Father, who art in heaven, that's it. I just want a prayer.
Starting point is 00:03:52 You can just say some of that holy water. We said that earlier. We should have saved you that bottle and you should have consumed all of it. Yes. Maybe that's what should have happened. Or we should have brought the homeless guy over where you are right now, and maybe he could have butchered the our father prayer with you. Is it too late to get him? I think so he's busy I Think I guess he's busy and we can't get him here anyway So we're less than seven minutes away like my I am
Starting point is 00:04:19 Beyond nervous about this. We have never done something at this level. We've done dumb stuff. I want to be very clear. We have done really stupid stuff in our day and we've gotten kicked out of places. We have done wacky bits. That is kind of what we're known for. Nobody comes to us and says, hey there's those sports experts. They say, hey there's those wacky guys that got kicked out of Radio Row or got kicked out of Texans practice. That's what they say. Today they are absolutely right. This is as nine. My dad has done dumb stunts in his life, right? My dad tells me about all the dumb stunts that he's done, that he was
Starting point is 00:04:53 petrified to do, but he did them because he had to do it for the bit, he had to do it for the show, he had to do it for attention. This is going to be that moment for us. Jim is of the belief that this is the moment that's going to send the Josh Innis show into the stratosphere. I think when it comes to radio stunts this is right up there with, as God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. This is one of them. So we're going to tweet momentarily a teaser of this. Right around 9, you're going to get a teaser post of this, but in less than 6 minutes you're going to find out just how Jim Mud
Starting point is 00:05:26 has infiltrated Texans training camp. Jim, I want you to know this. I love you dearly. I love you too. Tell my kids I love them. I'm just you too. But mainly Marty. Okay. We're going to check in with you in about five minutes, okay, Jim? All right. Be good. I'm nervous. I'm legitimately nervous. I am not making this up. This is not for the sake of drama. I'm telling you, when I tell you that me and Jim drove around after we had this idea yesterday and I said, Jim, do not do this because I am petrified.
Starting point is 00:06:00 I was scared. Jim was not. Now Jim is. Five minutes from now you will find out how Jim Mudd has infiltrated Houston Texans practice. They took away the credentials, but they did not take away Jim's drive. And make sure to follow at Sports Talk 790 on Twitter, Sports Talk 790 Facebook page. We're going to be documenting the whole thing. Correct. There will be live video of this as it's happening. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Be here in about four and a half minutes. You are going to hear unprecedented coverage of Houston Texans practice. That is next. Nine o'clock. Josh and his show. They have taken away our credentials, but they cannot take away our drive. Jim Mudd are you there? I'm here sir. Jim Mudd we can now reveal where you are located.
Starting point is 00:06:54 You are behind the Ross Dress for Less and PetSmart. Yep, Fiesta. And Fiesta and all that. You are dressed as a construction worker. You have a hard hat and a vest. Uh-huh. And you are inside a towable boom lift that has been provided to us
Starting point is 00:07:13 from Mainland Tool for the day. That's Brad and everybody there. They are great. And you are about to ascend three, four, five stories into the air. Whatever it takes. To overlook a parking lot, another stories into the air. Whatever it takes. To overlook a parking lot, another road, and trees, and look to see what is happening at Texan's practice. And you are in control of this thing, correct?
Starting point is 00:07:37 Yeah, I can be. I kinda want Brad to do it. Yep. Because Brad, the guys at Mainland know all about this stuff. Good, I feel a little bit better now. Yeah, when he said, oh, I can do it, I'm like, Brad to do it. Yep. Because Brad, you know, the guys at Mainland know all about this stuff. Good. I feel a little bit better now. Yeah. When he said, oh, I can do it, I'm like, OK, thank God.
Starting point is 00:07:49 I feel somewhat better now. But I am still extremely concerned. Jim Mudd, live right now. Really, how are you feeling right now, Jim? I'm pretty nervous. They've got me harnessed in, so that makes me feel better. I kind of, honestly, kind of hope I fall out to test the harness. No you don't! Okay! Alright, I'll give you
Starting point is 00:08:11 a countdown. I'll give a countdown in 3, 2, 1 and you begin the ascension, okay Jim? Okay, are we going on 1 or after 1? After 1. Alright, so 3, 2, 1, go. Yep. Here we go All right in t-minus three three two two one One go go Here we go. Oh god, right. I'm in about three feet It wobbles I Feel like the Cosby show open All right, I think we're at about one story Josh. Okay. What do you this thing is really my hat? I almost lost my hat. Okay, this thing's about to oh
Starting point is 00:08:58 God, okay. What do you see in right now Jim? my life The heavy breathing oh Okay, what are you seeing right now, Jim? My life. The heavy breathing. Oh, oh. All right. I think we need to go higher. Oh, God. And when? Oh, oh, God. Brad, can we go higher? Oh, God, I'm so. All right. Me too. Oh, I'm so nervous. I feel like a real man though, I'm not gonna lie to ya. Oh god.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Oh, okay. Okay. Alright, I'm starting to see the field. Okay. Oh, I can see players walking out onto the field, but I'm clearing the treetops now. Oh god. Oh god. I'm clearing the treetops now.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Any power lines? Yeah, but we're steering clear. Oh god. We, you know, we had a meeting before we set this thing down. I'm like, I'm gonna avoid those lines. Okay. Now, what do you see now, Jim? Well, I see the guys in the field.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Looks like maybe the coaches are in the middle of the field, you know, talking about what they want to accomplish today. Okay. But you have a good view of what is how yeah yeah I can see all three fields anybody notice you at the moment no no no no well because I'm dressed like a construction worker so you just look like look like lineman from the county that's what you look so how high up are you right now Jim if I had my guess, what would you say Brad about the...
Starting point is 00:10:27 Can we go higher? Oh God. How high are you? Keep it going. Oh God! No! Well, if I'm this high I'm gonna go higher. Oh God.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I wanna be able to see both end zones, Josh. Okay, I am petrified right now. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous right now. This is D-Emp's first practice back scene since being suspended for a game for fighting. I understand, I get that. So if he makes a big catch in the end zone.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Do they all look like ants to you? They do, yes. They all look small. How high up? I can take them all. How high up are you? I am higher than the the power lines. So you're higher than the power lines and you can see what do you see right now? I see all three practice fields and there are practices going on in all three feet. Okay It looks like the they might be set up for some special teams. Okay
Starting point is 00:11:24 It looks like they might be setting up for some special teams. Okay. Let's see. I think that's Bill O'Brien in the middle of the field. He's playing, no, who is that? They're playing catch with a player. I think it's just Bill O'Brien and another coach just playing little catch. Having themselves a little catch, wishing they were still playing the game. What are you feeling right now, Jim?
Starting point is 00:11:41 Euphoric. Oh really, do you feel like you can fly? Don't try. I feel like George Reeves? Like I am, I am, don't feel like George Reeves that's a, and don't feel like Christopher Reeve either. Feel like neither one of them, feel like neither one of them right now. Also good news Lamont,
Starting point is 00:11:58 there are a lot of people here. Lamont is laughing his ass off so. Okay, we, everything is fine now. We did it, we can go home. Now I believe the video of this is currently on the sports talk 790 Facebook or no, not yet. Nothing Well, I started it but I had I had to abandon ship to be honest because I was I was if I had to keep one Hand on this on this thing. Okay, so Jim had to a by apologize to Joe. Okay At least a picture of you we have to see what your view is I need to see your view. Oh, okay. We have to know what your view was We need pictures of you as well. So have someone take pictures anyway, so practice. I'm going up here
Starting point is 00:12:32 I understand that Jim. I just have somebody down there take pictures So if you're just joining us at 906, we have infiltrated Texans practice Jim Mudd is now what do you estimate about 50 feet above the air the ground? I think we're all the way at 61 feet We are 61 feet above the ground and Jim might can see all three practice fields Thanks to mainland tool I'm sending you pictures Josh. All right. We're getting pictures Jim is sending them as we speak Jim is dressed as as we speak.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Jim is dressed as a construction worker. He looks like he's one of the village people. And no one is any the wiser. But here's what we're going to do. When we come back, by the time we get back, practice will have already started. Jim, you have a megaphone, correct? Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:13:24 You have a megaphone. What else do you have up there with you? Just a megaphone, correct? Yes, sir. Right, you have a megaphone. What else do you have up there with you? Just a megaphone. Just a megaphone, okay? Yeah, and some water. Oh, hold on. I'm seeing your view now. Oh boy.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Oh boy. Look how high up Jim... Oh my God. Alright, so Jim is 61 feet above the earth as we speak. You there? Jim, are you there? Hello. Jim!
Starting point is 00:13:50 Josh? Jim, I'm here! Okay, do this. When we come back, get reconnected with Jim. We can hear Jim. Maybe he lost signal on the, maybe he needs to go down a little bit lower, okay? So when we come back, Jim has his megaphone.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Oh my God. And Jim is going to attempt to get the attention of everyone inside Texans training camp. We have the megaphone. Jim is gonna give us a report from inside practice that is 61 feet above the earth. Nobody, I promised you, no one gives you this level of access like the Josh Innis show. We are back after this.
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Starting point is 00:17:20 This is The Josh Ennis Show. Welcome back. You want more? Back to Joshinus. Joshinus. Alright, here we are, 9.15. Practice about to start and Jim Mudd is 61 feet above the ground thanks to Mainland Tool in a towable boom lift that is behind the
Starting point is 00:17:41 Roche Dress for Less over there off of Kirby. Jim, what is the scene you see right now? Well first off, you say 61 feet like so casually. Well you're the one, you're the idiot that wanted to do this. I did, you should have talked me out of it. I tried, I tried to talk you out of it you moron. I'm at the top of a roller coaster here and there's just no getting down at the moment God so I was watching some like some like punt returns yes that's it now you have your megaphone right yeah no again thanks okay now turn the volume up as loud as you can on that bad boy now Jim is strapped into a total boom lift And he now this is not our this is my megaphone
Starting point is 00:18:33 He's got so it doesn't have a great reach, so we're gonna try this don't see if we can get people's attention Got the siren. I owe it all the siren will definitely get people's attention all right, so All right, no good fire. You guys you want to it Jim? Fire it off and see just get some attention. Players are looking. Oh good good. All right now stop the horn and say hello players. Hello players. This is Jim Mudd speaking. This is Jim Mudd speaking. This is Jim Mudd speaking. The 49ers blow.
Starting point is 00:19:08 The 49ers blow. What's our level of attention? Are they looking at you Jim? Jim? This way. What? Sorry, what happened? There are players looking this way, yes. Alright. Now I want you to say, did Richard Sherman kneel for the anthem today? Did Richard Sherman kneel for the anthem today?
Starting point is 00:19:31 Support our troops. Support our troops. Okay, what are we seeing from these people now, Jim? Oh, okay, we're going to practice. They're all business now. Oh, I see. So now they're going to get out there and practice, huh? Alright, so now set the scene for us here, Jim. What are we seeing?
Starting point is 00:19:51 Like, are they separated now? What is the scene here? We're trying to give good information on what's happening at Texans training camp here. Yeah, the Texans are on field one and the 49ers have moved over to field three. So there's no inter-squad practice right now. I think that's what we call it in the business. Yeah. But yeah, I can tell they're ramped up. I think JJ Watt's ready to run through some Garoppolo. Mm-hmm. Say, hey, hey Richard Sherman, JJ Watt banged your wife. God. Hey Richard Sherman, JJ Watt banged your wife. That's gonna get him going.
Starting point is 00:20:29 That's definitely gonna get him going. That's certainly. Now if anybody is inside the stadium right now, and would like to come on the air, 888-585-Josh, you can talk with us this morning as well. Hold on, people are trying to take my picture. Oh wait, oh. Hello there friend!! Off your horn! I hope it's not the cops. Nah.
Starting point is 00:20:49 No, you don't think so? No, it's not. That's a big fan that's there. They're all big fans of Jim Mud this morning. Oh god. Alright, so you sound nervous. Like I would be petrified to be moving in this. I would not move.
Starting point is 00:21:03 I would be frozen in this thing. Look, the guy wanted to take my picture. What am I going to do? Well, I understand that. I'd say come around the other way. I'd be petrified. You would. You would, but I've got to give my people what they want.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Obviously. Wait, hold on. Do I hear sirens in the background? Yep. Yes. Now are those ambulance sirens or police sirens? I'm trying to get a visual. OK.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Oh, god. OK, so OK. I mean, I have the best line of sight, right? I'm in the eagle's nest. Yes. Now if they come up, you just ask them. I'm like Captain Jack Sparrow. You're just doing construction work.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Nothing out of the ordinary. That's it. Yep. I'm a lineman. You're going to tell them what? I am a lineman for the county. Lineman for the county. It sounds like those sirens are getting closer
Starting point is 00:21:47 They are okay Okay, hold on the popo do we have confirmation is it the cops okay? It's an ambulance. Oh God I was concerned. I was too Good news Josh he is not going to the practice facility the ambulance is not going to lie to you. Good news, Josh. He is not going to the practice facility. The ambulance is not going to the practice facility. Hey, breaking news. On Twitter, there was an ambulance driving by Reliant or NRG. It was not for JJ Watt yet. That is breaking news on the Josh and his show today.
Starting point is 00:22:18 I really got to thank Brad from Mainland Tool because he's really doing a fine job of putting me up here higher than I should be. Yeah, because here's where my main concern existed with this, is that you told me you were the one controlling this. That's where I had this fear. I said, you're not a pro at this, what are you doing? And you said, I got this, I believe it was, I learned how to play Nintendo, I can figure this out.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Well, yeah. But I got here and Brad looks at me. He's like, I'll control it. I'm like, all right. It's your machine. Yeah, so I think that's the right move. So you seen any hard-hitting action there at practice, Jimmy?
Starting point is 00:22:56 Not yet. Hey, run the Wattcat. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This thing really echoes. It does. Are they hearing it? I think they are because they're not playing music. Normally they play really loud music. Oh, they're doing that fancy thing where they go side to side
Starting point is 00:23:13 like it's a line dance. Oh, I see. Now let's try to get the attention of the fans. Say, cheer real loud if you love the Josh Innis show. All right. Cheer real loud if you love the Josh Innis show. Alright. Cheer real loud if you love the Josh Innis show. I heard it. I heard a big roar. They did. It's hard to hear it from where you are.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Boy, I tell you, Jim, this is what they're going to remember. They said that you guys can't cover practice. They said that you guys aren't allowed. They said you don't get credentials anymore. But look what happened. But they said, you know you know they didn't know the power of the Josh and his show. Now if you want to get in on the phones right now and let us know what you're thinking 888-585-Josh. I'd love to get people in. We've built this up all day. What's going through your mind? What do you want? Is there more
Starting point is 00:23:57 sirens? There are. There are more. We got people just pulling up here. People are just pulling up to watch the show. Alright so people are, make sure they take pictures, they tweet them and everything. There are people that are in the, now behind the Ross dress for less. They are coming to see Jim. He is 61 feet above the ground right now in a towable boom lift. Thanks to our friends at Mainland. Oh, I can see down your shirt. Oh, was it nice? Yeah, Walt's, he's built pretty good. Oh, Walt. Oh, I thought you were talking about a chick. No. You do have a lot of power being up there, Jim. I do.
Starting point is 00:24:27 You do. I do. Now, are these sirens, police sirens, or are these ambulance sirens? I'm trying to locate. My boy, this is- I'm doing a quick sweep of the area. As you should. I feel like Lamont when he was in the Navy up in the Eagle's Nest.
Starting point is 00:24:39 That's exactly how you should feel. 888-585-5674 if you'd like to get in this morning. If there's anything you want Jim to say, if there's any questions you have about what's happening at practice this morning, Jim has you covered. Oh I just got a truck, give me a little honk. Alright, look at that baby. A little 18 wheeler, give me a honk honk. Alright, so if you want to go hang out with Jim here for the next couple minutes, so the next 15-20 minutes, Jim is behind the Roche, Dress for Less and the Fiesta and all that area on Kirby right now. He is overlooking... Who are you talking to? I don't know who she is. Is she hot? Yeah I wouldn't say hello ladies or someone
Starting point is 00:25:14 that wasn't. Is she there for you or is she there to kick you out? What is she there for? I'll be down after the show's over. You just stand tight. Stand tight? Yep. I don't know that that was... Well she's not sitting, she's standing. I see. Understood. You sit tight, you're sitting. I understand now. I wasn't positive on that. It's not going anywhere. Okay, okay. But 888-585-Josh, if you have anything you want Jim to pass along to the Texans. He's got their ears obviously, he's got a megaphone that sounds a siren. He's got everything. What are you breathing for? I moved again.
Starting point is 00:25:47 And not an exercise where I normally breathe heavy. No. The thing, I don't know if it's my knees or this bucket that really wobbles when I move. Boy, people just keep driving up and parking. I'm telling you, you're a huge star right now. You are a big time star at Texans training camp. You're bigger than anybody on the field. You're basically up in the stars. Yeah, I mean you're way up there. I mean you got everybody here. Alright, people are calling in. Let's see here. Bill, you're on the Josh Innis show. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Spygate. That's what we need. Spygate. That's it. This is what this is. It's our own version of Spygate, except it's an open practice, but we are not allowed in because we don't have credentials. So we are high above the earth right now, 61 feet. 61 feet above the earth as we speak. And Jim Mudd, how many stories is that, Jim? About four, four and a half depending on who you ask. I think it's ten.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Yeah, so we are, I don't think it's ten. I don't think you're ten stories above the earth. I'm not positive. Honestly, God, I feel like I'm in an aeroplane. So look down for me, Jim. You mean like out? Yeah, just look down. Tell me how the view looks from-
Starting point is 00:27:04 You mean like out to the field? No, look downward from like your feet. Straight down? Straight down. Tell me what you see. Hold on. OK. Don't fall, though. I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:27:15 I didn't think you could. What are people saying on Twitter, Jilly? Are we getting any- Tons of reaction. I just tweeted a couple of pictures that Jim sent and that some people there have sent us. You can see them at Sports Talk 790 on the Twitter and they're also on the 790 Facebook page I posted the pictures as well. All right
Starting point is 00:27:31 let me see here Chelsea you're on the Josh Innes show go ahead. I just want to say that we love JJ White, go Texans and Jim you're a brave man. Thank you. All right now Jim let that change. And that is not my kid record. Let JJ Watt know that Chelsea loves him and wants to have his babies. Okay, hold on. Yeah. Attention JJ Watt, Chelsea from Pearland wants to have your babies. Over. Over. All right, good. Let's see here, 888-585, Josh. So what are people saying? I'm looking at the burner phone here.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Hold on here. Let's see. Let's see. You should have let me make a banner. That's Harold. We thought about that, but we thought about it too late. Tell Jim's... Yeah, we did.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Hey, 610 blows, let's go, Strohs. Give him one of those, Jimmy. Okay. All right, hold on. All right. 610 blows, let's go, Strohs. There you go. That's go stroze. Give them one of those Jimmy. Okay. All right There you go, that's good. All right. Have let's say have gems start a let's go Texans chant Now do you think people can hear you enough to start a let's go Texans and well that could be I'm it's worth it That goes that all right, so let's get let the gilmore. You got to to him. We gotta be loud and proud. Let's go Texans. Hey, hold on, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Do the siren first. Do the siren to get attention and start a Let's Go Texans. Let's go Texans. Let's go Texans! Let's go Texans! Let's go Texans! Let's go Texans! Let's go Texans! I don't know if they're- They're going. They're doing it? They're going. No they're not! Yep. They're really doing it? That's not- look at you, Jim! There's a tow truck here. Why is there a tow truck here? It's a City of Houston tow truck. I hope he's it. That's all. Look at you two. There's a tow truck here. Why is there a tow truck here? It's a City of Houston tow truck. I hope he's not here to tow us.
Starting point is 00:29:28 No way. Okay, now hold on. Now, a City of Houston tow truck. Because this is a towable boom lift. Yeah, so is it now you got to find out here? Is this person here to try to take you down? Are you here to tow me away? No, no, he's a fan of the show. Alright! Yeah! Alright. And there's some guy from Hoyt Breathing Air
Starting point is 00:29:46 Products here too. What is it? Hoyt Breathing Air Products? Well, thanks again, thanks to our guys. Hold on. Okay, yes? Hey Rob, go talk to this guy over at Hoyt. We need that endorsement. Alright, that's Rob over. Good. Hey Mike, do you have something you want Jim to say? Yeah, yell over and over again. Nine and seven is not the bar. Neither is four and twelve. That's a bit wordy, but maybe nine and seven is not the bar. Nine and seven is not the bar. All right. Nine and seven is not the bar. Nine and seven is not the bar. Nine and seven is not the bar. Oh, that's good. You can definitely hear the echo even on our end. I think we can.
Starting point is 00:30:30 I think we're starting to get that a little bit more now. We've guaranteed that we'll never get credentials for anything ever again, and that's fine with me. I'm completely okay with that. Yeah, this is better. I know. Look at us. This is 100% better.
Starting point is 00:30:42 So what kind of... You have a crowd building there for you, Jim? Jim? Okay, we lost Jim for you, Jim? Jim? Okay, we lost Jim. Oh, Jim, there you are. All right, what is the crowd there, building a little crowd there? Yeah, of course, we got Brad from England Tool, who we couldn't do without, quality tools for any job. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:58 We got people from the city here. We got somebody from KTRH that showed up to cover this. Oh, really? We've got, yeah. Oh, somebody else is pulling up now, looks like Oh really? We've got, yeah. Oh somebody else is pulling up now, looks like maybe in a can van or he might be somebody looking for neighborhood kids. These are our two options. Yep. Oh I think, you know what it is? I think it's one of those guys that pick up like the Koreans to go to church. Oh, okay. So maybe
Starting point is 00:31:19 he's, what does that sound? That's the city of Houston. Yeah! Yep. All right. City of Houston's behind us, boys and girls. Try stopping us, Texans. We got the whole damn city behind us. So this buddy, too, Frank, on Twitter sends a tweet. He got to the Builder Expo, which is an NRG arena.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Yeah. And he pulls into the parking lot. And what does he see? Off in the distance. Oh my god. There's Jim. So he's over at NRG arena and far above the distance. Oh my gosh! There's Jim! So he's over at NRG and far above the trees and the power lines. You shouldn't have told me that. It's Jim, high above the trees and power lines, overlooking Texans practice today.
Starting point is 00:31:59 You shouldn't have told me that. They could see me that far. Oh, what a day. What a day. Alright, if you want to get in, 888-585-JOSH. I told you, nobody else was giving you coverage quite like this. Alright, 888-585-JOSH. That is how you get involved. See, the only real payoff to this bid is if the Texans react like when Missanelli called the cops on you and Tony. Well, he did call the cops on us in Philadelphia. But anyway, Josh and his show, we're back after this.
Starting point is 00:32:32 So Jim is live right now on the Sports Talk 790 Facebook page, giving us the view of what he has seen and it is terrifying. Jim you got a hell of a view there. I do, I do. It's quite a view. Jim, you got a hell of a view there. I do. I do. I do. A lot of people are watching you on Facebook Live. So right now, if you go to the Sports Talk 790 Facebook Live, you can check that out. Go to the 790 Facebook page. Can you share that on my Facebook?
Starting point is 00:32:56 Jillie, is that on your computer? No. I don't know. But Jim is live as we speak overlooking Texans practice. We did not have credentials so what we decided to do was get our friends at Mainland Tool to send us into the skies and they did with a towable boom lift today. Let me see here. Travis, what's going on buddy? Hey Josh, how you doing? Good man. As I was pulling up here before they started the music over on the field you could act that little megaphone of yours actually puts out pretty good you could hear him
Starting point is 00:33:29 all the way to highway 610. No, so you can hear what he was saying? Yeah. Really? You could barely make out what he was saying all the way to the loop. Well that means at the stadium they can hear it pretty clear then or in the practice building. Well it's one thing I've noticed that every time because they've got the music going on every time that he says something on the megaphone they cut the music off. Oh really? Oh, well are you in there right now? Yeah, I'm actually sitting over here right next to the right next to the boom lift. Okay, I thought maybe you were actually in the stadium. Okay, no, I'm not in the stadium but no, I came over here. I'm the guy in the white truck that he was
Starting point is 00:34:03 talking about. Gotcha. Okay, well thank you Travis. I appreciate it. I'm the guy in the white truck that he was talking about gotcha. Okay. Well, thank you Travis I bridge it I need to find someone who's inside the practice facility right now who can't confirm the police are here the police are here Yeah, okay. Hold on. Here we go. Let's see what we got going here. Okay, the cops have shown up It is nine thirty seven the police have shown their motorcycle cops. Okay, they're actual Okay, what's the deal here? Hello, Mrs. Officer. I don't know what's going on. Okay. Get on the megaphone and ask like what's the deal? Hold on. Why are we filming? Okay. Okay, wait. I'm looking at your view. Oh god. There's a cop that pulled up. There's bike cops.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Okay, the view on Facebook live is unreal right now. You are looking down on the Facebook Live. There's a cop and two other cops that have pulled up. It's on the 790 page, it's also on the Josh and his show Facebook. Okay, this is wild. Okay so Jim all we wanted to do was take a look at practice, kind of get an idea of what's going on. Don't arrest me. It appears that somebody has called the cops.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Okay what is the signal you're getting here? What is the signal? Oh? No, they like it. They do Yeah, HPD likes it no way their fans. Yes They came to witness hold on hold on so the cops are not there to arrest us No, the cops are there to celebrate us Yep, look at us Okay, unbelievable so No. The cops are there to celebrate us. Yep. Look at us. Okay. Unbelievable. So we are more beloved than we can imagine is what I'm getting at here. Okay. This is proof. Right. So Jim
Starting point is 00:35:34 is 61 feet above the ground right now. Um, you know, you keep saying it that way. I am petrified by this view you have. So everybody go to Facebook, go to the Josh Ennis Show Facebook page or Sports Talk 790. The view you have, I mean you are looking right into practice there. Now there's the parking lot, you're behind the Ross dress for less, right? Yeah. And then there's the parking lot that's a Texans parking lot and then there are trees on the other side and then you're looking right into the stadium. Yep and then people claim they can hear you and every time you speak they turn down the the volume there That's what the guy's gonna call what yeah, they turn down for Jim. What's what they turn down for they do Hey, can you zoom on your phone so we can see into the?
Starting point is 00:36:21 Let's see if you can zoom in a little bit, so I do this I think maybe you just like you do on a normal video maybe? I don't know. Jim you've got bigger balls than I do buddy. There's no way in hell I was gonna do that and I was petrified for you doing this as well. I was convinced that it was over. I was convinced that you're- it's over I mean
Starting point is 00:36:38 it- you're- oh there we go we got zoom in. Oh! Oh boy now whoa! Okay pull back a little bit. Pull back a little bit. Pull back a little bit. I just figured out how to zoom, hold on. Do the opposite of what you just did. We've got 230 people watching this already on Facebook Live. Which is something for us.
Starting point is 00:36:53 That does not happen very, okay, now I'm having a seizure. Pan back a little. Well, that's how it feels up here, because this thing's, one, there's a breeze. Okay. And it's wobbly. Okay, now can you put the camera on yourself so we can get an idea of what's going on with you right now?
Starting point is 00:37:06 Jim All right, so there are nearly 300 people live right now on Facebook that are watching this As and millions around the world and look there's Jim. I mean you look like a fat village person Nobody wants to hear that said about their hero that might die before the end of this bit. Look, so the view behind you is even better because we got like the med center behind you. Like I want to take screenshots of these because you look, you just look awesome.
Starting point is 00:37:36 I mean you kick ass. Can I do that? I wouldn't, we'll figure it out back here. I don't need you hurting yourself. Okay. Let's see here. You hear that breeze? Rob, you're on the Josh in his show go ahead yeah hey I want Jim to
Starting point is 00:37:51 say the power of Christ compels you Texan that's the first thing and this show is gold it reminds me a lot of the police chase one that y'all did a couple months ago at the beginning of the summer. It's just golden props to Jim for overcoming his fears and giving out great coverage. And I'll hang up. Thank you for saying that. I appreciate your support of Jim. Thank you. I can hear their whistles and everything over there.
Starting point is 00:38:18 So if I can hear whistles, they can definitely hear you. Oh yeah. Okay. So let's see here. Let me think of something we can disseminate to the Texans masses. Start a Let's Go Texans chant again. Alright, I gotta put the phone down though to do the megaphone, so I'm gonna have to disconnect. Okay, you know what? I don't want you to disconnect from the Facebook Live because we got people
Starting point is 00:38:41 that are loving that. So maybe... There are a lot of ladies showing up. So what are they... can you aim the camera down towards these ladies so we can see what we're working with here Jim? I want to see what kind of hot pieces that are out here to see Jim Mudd 61 feet above the earth in a mainland tool provided. Bill Jack's Toeble Boom Lift and again go see them over at Mainland Tool. That's Brad and everybody over there. They are awesome. They're good people over in Texas City. And it makes sense because we're tools that are 61 feet above the earth spying on the...
Starting point is 00:39:10 I say we're spying. We're just not allowed in. We don't have credentials, so we solved our issue. Ma'am, are you listening to the show on your van there? Oh, it's a car. It's hard to tell from up here. I can't tell if she's listening or not, but she was taking pictures.
Starting point is 00:39:25 I assume for her private collection. We really do have good sense. Can you hear me? Let me see the computer here really quick. Let me see if I can... What Jim's looking at here. Oh, she's there. Almost 400 people are watching you live right now, Jim.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Oh, there's... Oh, hey! Yeah, give me a honk. Yeah. Oh, she might be cute. Give me a honk! She's fist pumping. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was from the road. Yeah. Oh she might be give me a honk. She's she's fist-pumping Oh, yeah, that was from the road. Oh look at her. She might be cute I don't know look at you can't tell from up here you were for my age
Starting point is 00:39:53 You can get so much ass from this gym. I think you should leave dusty. It's official. No, this is what's put it over the top Oh, hey, she's oh, hey, who is that? I don't know, but she's wearing some short shorts and stuff. Maybe it's maybe lesbian Rachel. Oh maybe it is. That feels like, if there's a chick that has a decent body that's showing up, it's probably maybe lesbian Rachel. And I think you've turned her, Jim. I think that might be her.
Starting point is 00:40:17 You think so? That might be her. I did it for ZDogg. Let me see here, someone's on the burner phone. Hello? Why is Jim photographing me like that? Who is that? Who is this? This is Rachel.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Oh, it's maybe lesbian Rachel. It is lesbian Rachel. It's maybe lesbian Rachel because after this she's going to be so into you that she might be just straight Rachel. Okay, here's the thing Josh. We can prove whether or not she's a lesbian right now. There's a lady right next to her. Go plan a kiss. Jim wants you to up. Yeah, well, Jim can't hear you. I can.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Now, Jim says to prove whether or not you're a lesbian, you should go give some sugars to a lady just to confirm. No, none here applicable. Then you know what? Then she is a phony. She is what we call a lipstick. So congratulations. We've confirmed that you are just straight Rachel.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Congratulations. Gay for pay. Yep, that's all you are. Thank you. Alright, but make sure that you say hello to Jim whenever he comes down. So I had a hunch that was maybe lesbian Rachel. She has nice legs from what I'm seeing on the... I can't hear you Rachel.
Starting point is 00:41:22 I'm 600 feet on top of the air. I think that might be a bit of an exaggeration, but whatever you know 60 feet You know what my mind it working if you were six angle. He's got right now. What are you doing Jim? I'm trying to steady myself pictures of practice. Okay, okay, Julie. You don't know what it's like no I don't we certainly don't I don't need no judgment from a lady All right, let me see here. Let's look. I think we're back on practice. OK, good.
Starting point is 00:41:47 I bet Jim looks skinnier 61 feet up or it looks like an eclipse is happening. You know what? You know what? Write that number down. Say where Jim is. He's behind the Ross dress for less. Oh, wait, what is our crop duster or something? Are you under attack by a helicopter? Can you see it? See, that's the one thing I never took into consideration when I was afraid of you
Starting point is 00:42:11 falling into power lines or whatever it was. Me neither. I never thought. I never took the thought that maybe you get taken out by a chopper like your Vic Morrow and those kids. No, me neither. Someone says you better watch out for Seth. He might run up to you and just pull the whole bucket down. Roar! All right, we're gonna wrap things up after this. Jim is live right now, 60 feet above the earth at the Raw Stress for Less.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Looking into Texan's practice, we do not have credentials, so we did it this way because we have to get the information to you. We will wrap it up after this Jim is high above the earth Overlooking Texans practice from behind the Ross dress for less in a total boom lift provided to us for by the folks over at mainland tool Jim you got you got the megaphone I Can get it, but I can't do Facebook live if I do it
Starting point is 00:43:04 Well, just put the put the phone in your pocket for a second. I don't know. Because we've got to get one more message out there to everybody before we go. Or just put it down, and then I need you to stay on there whenever you're being lowered and everything and talking to people. People love you on Facebook Live right now, OK?
Starting point is 00:43:20 You got the megaphone? OK. All right, here we go. I'm trying to reach it. It's hard. Hold on. I'll tell you when I got it okay this is where being fat hurts us both not just me I'm gonna harness and I just got a muscle cramp in my shoulder
Starting point is 00:43:32 oh this is bad news this is probably what it sounds like when he has sex with dusty that I got a muscle what am I doing I say people of Houston just remember that did I lose it oh did I lose him I don't want him falling off of the air no good that makes something up as if he can hear me but to do damn it just say something Jim it's common sense say something we want went on got off the air again. Say something! People of Texans practice, stay jizzin'! There we go!
Starting point is 00:44:09 That'll wait a minute. I think that's what he wanted me to say in the megaphone. Alright. I think that's it. We gotta get out of here. Get back on Facebook Live. I'm off the terrestrial air, but they can't stop me from being on Facebook Live, so now I'm gonna go back on Facebook Live.
Starting point is 00:44:25 Okay! Josh and his show! We'll see you tomorrow!

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