The Josh Innes Show - JIS Classic:: Josh Has Low T

Episode Date: December 5, 2022

Hi friends! Here is another JIS Classic from Sports Radio 610. On this day I let the audience know that my testosterone was low. I call Jilly to let her know that's why I don't perform in bed. I was once awesome lol. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh yeah, what you have found is Houston's number one sports radio show and Houston's number one sports radio station. It is JNR. There is no R for like two months. Ish. So Sean's in here today. Timmy is on the other side making things go. We have discovered that I have low testosterone. My number was 207.

So I have to figure out how to get that up. And my sex drive had gone away for a while. I know it's a shocker for many of you that listen, but my sex drive was just gone. I mean, I didn't feel like, I mean, Jilly's walking around topless all the time, and I'm just concerned about gambling on baseball. And I think that made her feel a little unloved, is what I think it did. I think we should call her. Has she told you anything? No, but you kind of get that that you know the other day we went to see that magic mike and she got all revved up over it you know

because channing tatum's topless and matthew mcconaughey's ass is out it's just a bunch of guys jiggling their junk and she was worked up and ready to go and i just i couldn't i couldn't get it going i just had no desire to get it going with you though if she's like envisioning visualizing other men? Yes. When she... You're cool with that? Okay.

As long as it's not, like, a guy we know. If it's a celebrity, I get it. I do it, too. Yeah. How many times has she been Katie Holmes? She'll never know. Okay? Let's see here.

Are you going to call her? She's on the air over there. She's at Hot right now. Hot 95.7. Let's call. Really quick. I just want to let her know that it's not her. That it's me. Maybe that'll make her feel better. Maybe when my testosterone's up, I'll get some.

Alright, we're calling Hot 95.7. See if we get anybody. See if we get Caden or maybe Jelly. They could be in the middle of a song. They could be talking. Could be. It's live radio. You never know what you're going to get.

But every time I walk by, they're just always on the computer. I never see them in action. They're just always looking at stuff. So somebody should be answering the hotline. Don't they have an intern in there? Yes, they do. I want them. And maybe I dialed the wrong number.

I don't know. I could be calling Denny's right now, too. I think you're fine. i'm not sure so the hotline is just going to keep ringing and no one's going to talk i think oh there we go hello hey caden yeah hey it's josh jilly's boyfriend what's up hey can you is jilly in there yeah are you on the air yeah i'm on the air so don't say anything i just want to let you you know jilly that i found out that i low testosterone, so my lack of sex drive is not because of you. That's good. I was beginning to be worried with this, actually.

Yeah, because you looked very concerned after we saw Magic Mike, and you were all revved up. I mean, you're ready to go. Revved up. I had to beg you. She had to beg you. Now, I did perform that night. That's a fact.

I did. Well, that's good. But she had to beg, and it's not your fault. I have low testosterone, so I don't want you to feel like you're ugly or something like that. Well, thank God. So, Jilly, you never wanted to confront Josh about him not wanting to do it? I've done that before. And, you know, I was like, maybe it is me.

You know what? I'm going to be real here. There was a night that I just didn't want to do it. And Jilly actually cried a little bit. I was sad. I was upset. And she cried over this. And I felt terrible. But I'm like, I just don't have the drive.

It's not you. I mean, it could have been anything. It could have been anybody, and I just didn't have the desire. So now we know it's because I have low testosterone. Well, fix that, then. Let's go. I know. Because Jilly, I mean, here's a little real talk for you.

Jilly's a horned toad. I mean, she wants it all the time and everywhere, and I can't figure it. I mean, I would do it. There was a time that I she wants it all the time and everywhere, and I can't figure it. I mean, I would do it. I can tell. There was a time that I would do it all the time. I mean, I'd be there, and I'd be, I'd go, you know, I mean, it was anywhere. The stairwell, you know, the bathroom, the radio station. Those are the good old days.

Those are the good old days. See, that's when you guys first met, right? Well, that's also when I had high, you know, better testosterone levels. Now it's really low. But see, that happens in relationships where you do it all the time whenever you first get together, and then you just get used to each other. So is that what you thought happened, Jilly? Yeah, I was like, maybe he's just bored now.

That's not true. Maybe you've got to change your diet, man. I've got to work on some things. I agree. I've got to get healthier, Caden. Thank you. Eat candy, something. Now let me ask you this also, Jilly.

Do you ever think about other guys when me you know when we make whoopee well i mean the magic mike guys got me all revved up but no have you ever thought of anybody that we know personally while while we're making whooping no oh come on there can't be there has to be one of those has to be a yes that's all you have to think about celebrities well i get in the mood when i see Matthew McConaughey doing a freaking strip tease in Magic Mike. Then I'm like, let's go, let's go. But I'm not Matthew McConaughey. He has much better, higher testosterone levels than I do. Obviously.

Clearly. And other things I don't have. Do you think Josh would get mad at you if you admitted to thinking about maybe your favorite celebrity? I don't think so. No, because you've been Katy Perry like 10 times. I thought y'all had like a list. I thought you guys had a list. Like if she'd met a dude or you met a chick that's in Hollywood,

you'd be allowed to cheat on each other with that person. Well, we have that list. I mean, come on. Well, isn't that the same thing? It's like if you cheat on him with that person, you probably think about that person whenever you're doing it. Not necessarily. But you must have at least once.

I don't think so. Not on the top of my head. I have. It's nothing against you're doing it. Not necessarily. But you must have at least once. I don't think so. Not on the top of my head. I have. It's nothing against you. Thank you. It's nothing against you because I love you. But, you know, every now and then to get things going, I have low testosterone. Right?

So, I mean, I really have to get things worked up in my mind to make it work. Josh is thinking about the Giants and the Dodgers playing. David, I got 50 bucks on this game. Come on. All right, well, I guess you guys need to go back to work, right? Probably, yeah. All right, well, be good, guys. We'll see you.

Come on. Thanks, Caden. Bye. All right, so that's the guys over at 95.7. That's my girlfriend, Jilly. And I begin to think that she thought that I did not find her sexually attractive and I did not want to, you know, fornicate. But the bottom line is this.

I have an excuse now. I have an excuse and it's low testosterone. And damn it, if this doesn't lead to some sort of endorsement and more money in my pocket, I'm going to be really ticked off. I guarantee it will. I'm going to be. Because I know. Next week, buddy. Lopez has low testosterone, right?

He's all over the commercials with the low T-Center. I give it two... All right, two weeks. At four o'clock. And now I've got to tell you about the low T-Center. If Rich had low testosterone, there'd be a salesperson in here right now. Hey, Rich, it's me. Hey, listen.

We've got like 17 live endorsements lined up for tomorrow. For me, it's like... Would it be awkward? Now, is Rich doing LT? I don't know. I think it's Lopez. Okay, I was going to say, that would be awkward if you guys did the spots together, wouldn't it? So whoever the account executive...

You know what I'm saying? Hey, I'm Josh, and I'm Rich. And we have low teeth. rich and we have low t like in unison it's like i'm rich and i'm josh and we have low t or in rich's case, it would be like, Rich Lord here for low T. Do you feel like having sex? I know the answer. It's no, if you have low T. Have you found a recent interest in gambling? Do you just take random trips to Buc-ee's?

Does the Oakland-Seattle game on Thursday night at 11 o'clock interest you more than sex with your girlfriend? Hi, I'm Josh Ennis, and I have low testosterone. Okay. All right, so speaking of guys who don't have this issue, Calvin Murphy. My people. Could you hear Murph doing a low T? No. My people.

Let me tell you about my brother, Josh. Let me tell you about... He'd have to do it for me because we know he doesn't have low testosterone. Calvin Murphy's like, now listen, Calvin Murphy don't have this problem. Calvin Murphy got 14 kids by nine different women. Calvin Murphy don't have this problem. But my people, Josh Ennis have this problem. He don't want to have sex with his girlfriend. So speaking of people who we know

do not have low testosterone, Calvin Murphy joined us earlier in the show, and he's actually a fan of Amir Ashik, and you'll also hear his thoughts on Eric Gordon, who is in town. You'll hear that next.