The Josh Innes Show - JIS Classic: Josh Has Low T and Calls Jilly
Episode Date: June 5, 2025Here's another classic from Sports Radio 610 in Houston. On this day, I found out I had Low T and called Jilly to let her know that me not wanting to bang wasn't her fault.... Learn more about your ...ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Oh yeah, what you have found is Houston's number one sports radio show to rewards with the BMO Eclipse Rise low testosterone. My number was 207. So I have to
figure out how to get that up. And my sex drive had gone away for a while. I know it's a shocker
for many of you that listen, but my sex drive was just gone. I mean, I didn't feel like, I mean,
Jilly's walking around topless all the time and, you know, I'm just concerned about gambling on
baseball. And I think that made her feel a little unloved is what I think it did. I
think we should call her.
Has she told you anything?
No, but you kind of get that, you know, the other day we went to see that Magic Mike and
she got all revved up over it, you know, because Channing Tatum's topless and Matthew McConaughey's
ass is out. It's just a bunch of guys jiggling their junk. And she was worked up and ready
to go. And I just, I couldn't, I couldn't't get it going I just had no desire to go with you though if she's like in visually
visualizing other men yes when she cool down okay as long as it's not like a guy
we know if it's a celebrity I get it I do it too yeah how many times has she
been Katie Holmes she'll never know okay let. I know she's on the air over there. She's at hot right now, hot 95 7.
Let's call really quick. I just want to let her know that it's not her, that it's me. Maybe that'll
make her feel better. Maybe when my testosterone's up, I'll get some. All right, we're calling hot 95 7.
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See if we get anybody. See if we get Kayden or maybe Jelly. They could be in the middle
of a song, they could be talking. Could be. It's live radio. You never know what you're
getting. But every time I walk by they're just always on the computer. I never see them
in action. They're just always looking at stuff. So somebody should be answering the
hotline. Because I want to let them check. Don't they have an intern in there? Yes, they
do. I want them, and maybe I dialed the wrong number. I don't know. I could be you know calling Denny's
right now too
Think you're fine. So I'm not sure so the hotline is just gonna keep ringing and no one's gonna talk
I think oh, there we go. Hello. Hey Caden. Yeah. Hey, it's Josh
Jelly's boyfriend. Hey, can you is jelly in there? Yeah is Jilly in there? Yeah, are you on the air?
Yeah, I'm on the air.
So don't say anything.
I just want to let you know, Jilly, that I found out that I have low testosterone, so
my lack of sex drive is not because of you.
That's good.
I was beginning to be worried with this, actually.
Yeah, because you looked very concerned after we saw Magic Mike and you were all revved
up.
I mean, you're ready to go, revved up.
I had to beg you.
She had to beg me.
Now, I did perform that night.
That's a fact.
I did.
Well, that's good.
But she had to beg.
And it's not your fault.
I have low testosterone, so I don't want you to feel like you're ugly or something like
that.
Well, thank God.
So, Jilly, you never wanted to confront Josh about him not wanting to do it?
I've done that before, and, you know, I was like, maybe it is me.
You know what?
I'm going to be real here.
There was a night that I just didn't want to do it and jilly actually we cried a little bit
I was sad I was upset and she cried over this and I felt terrible, but I'm like I just don't have the drive
It's not you. I mean it could have been anything and it could have been any body, and I just didn't have the desire
So now we know it's because I have low testosterone. Well fix that then let's go
I know I mean because jilly I mean here's a little real talk for you.
Jilly's a horned toad.
I mean, she wants it all the time and everywhere, and I can't figure it.
I mean, I would do it.
I can tell.
There was a time that I would do it all the time.
I mean, I'd be there and I'd be, I'd go, you know, I mean, it was anywhere.
The stairwell, you know, the bathroom, the radio station.
Those are the good old days.
Those are the good old days.
But see, that's when you guys first met, right?
Well, that's also when guys first met, right?
Well, that's also when I had better testosterone levels.
Now it's really low.
But see, that happens in relationships where you do it all the time
whenever you first get together and then you just get used to each other.
So is that what you thought happened, Jilly?
Yeah, I was like, maybe he's just bored now.
That's not true!
Maybe you've got to change your diet, man.
I've got to work on some things, I agree. I gotta get healthier Caden. Thank you
Now let me ask you this also
Jelly, um, do you ever think about other guys when me you know when we make whoopie?
Well, I mean the Magic Mike guys got me all revved up
But no have you ever thought of anybody that we know personally while we're making whooping?
No, come on.
There has to be one of those has to be a yes. That's all I have to think about.
Celebrities or something. Well I get in the mood when I see Matthew McConaughey doing a freaking strip
tease you know in Magic Mike then I'm like let's go let's go. But I'm not Matthew McConaughey.
He has much better higher testosterone levels than I do. Clearly. And other things I don't have.
Do you think Josh would get mad at you if you admitted to thinking about maybe your favorite celebrity?
I don't think so.
No, because you've been Katy Perry like ten times.
I thought y'all had like a list.
Like if you had a- I thought you guys had a list.
Like if she met a dude or you met a chick that's in Hollywood,
you'd be allowed to cheat on each other with that person.
Well, we have that list.
I mean, come on.
Well, isn't that the same thing?
It's like if you cheat on him with that person, you probably think about that person whenever
you're doing it.
Not necessarily.
But you must have at least once.
I don't think so.
Not on the top of my head.
I have.
It's nothing against you.
Thank you.
It's nothing against you because I love you, but you know, if every now and then to get
things going, I have low testosterone, right?
So I mean, I really have to get things
worked up in my mind to make it work. So Josh is thinking about the Giants and the Dodgers
playing. Damn it, I got 50 bucks on this game. Come on. All right. Well, I guess you guys
need to go back to work, right? Probably. Yeah. All right. Well, be good guys. We'll
see you. Good luck with that. All right. Thanks, Caden. Bye. All right. So that's the guys
over at 957. That's my girlfriend, Jilly.
And I begin to think that she thought that I did not find her sexually attractive,
and I did not want to fornicate. But the bottom line is this. I have an excuse now.
I have an excuse and it's low testosterone.
And damn it, if this doesn't lead to some sort of endorsement and more money in my pocket,
I'm going to be really ticked off. I guarantee it. I'm gonna be because I know next week buddy
Lopez has low testosterone, right? He's all over the commercials with the low T Center
I give it to all right two weeks at four o'clock
If it were I gotta tell you about the low T if rich had low testosterone, there'd be a salesperson in here right now
Hey rich, it's me listen
we got like 17 live endorsements lined up for tomorrow for me it's like awkward
now is rich doing LT I don't know I think it's Lopez okay I was gonna say
that would be awkward if you guys did the spots together wouldn't it so the account executive. You know what I'm saying? Hey, I'm Josh and I'm Rich. And we have low
T. Like in unison. It's like, I'm Rich and I'm Josh and we have low tea.
Or in Rich's case, it would be like, Rich Lord here for low tea.
Do you feel like having sex?
I know the answer.
It's no if you have low tea.
Have you found a recent interest in gambling?
Do you just take random trips to Buc-ee's? So, does the Oakland-Seattle game on Thursday night at 11 o'clock interest you more than
sex with your girlfriend? Hi, I'm Josh Edison. I have low testosterone. Alright, so speaking of guys who don't have this issue, Calvin Murphy!
My people!
Could you hear Murph doing a low T? No! My people! Let me tell you about my brother
Josh. He'd have to do it for me because we know he doesn't have low testosterone. Calvin
Murphy's like, now listen, Calvin Murphy don't have this problem. Calvin Murphy got 14 kids
by 9 different women. Calvin Murphy don't have this problem. Calvin Murphy got 14 kids by nine different women.
Calvin Murphy don't have this problem.
But my people, Josh Ennis have this problem.
He don't want to have sex with his girlfriend.
All right, so speaking of people who we know do not have low testosterone, Calvin Murphy
joined us earlier in the show, and he's actually a fan of Amir Ashik, and you'll also hear
his thoughts on Eric Gordon, who is in town.