The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Dad's Tik Tok and Great Mugshots

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing Scotty Innes becoming a Tik Tok celeb. This is truly a shocking development. The Breakfast Club radio show is losing Angela Yee. Why does this matter? Josh shares and agent with Yee. Does Josh's agent even know he exists? Josh shares some stories about his old agent. Josh is concerned about the bottom third of the Astros lineup. Josh is also annoyed by media people who are bragging about predicting the Astros would overtake the Yankees for best record in the AL. The Marshawn Lynch mug shot is an all timer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Go to that site. You will not regret it. They are the best. toegrips.com with our friend Dr. Busby. This is the Josh Ennis Show. Howdy, friends, and welcome in to the Josh Ennis Show. It's Josh and Jilly today. How are you, Jilly? I was told I wasn't going to put on makeup this whole week.

I know, but I felt like talking to people today because we've got to get them ready for the big birthday bash that's coming up Friday night. And you said you have big plans. I do. I thought we were going to make the people miss us. They were going to be craving a Twitch, like feeding for a Twitch come Friday night. We won't be here long? We won't be here long? I might end the Twitch before I end the podcast today.

Oh, boy. I don't know. I don't know. Thanks to Derange who just resubscribed again to Twitch Prime. Thanks. 25 months of Derange Thank you brother But we appreciate everybody for listening and watching We just want to let everybody know

That the big birthday Celebration is going down Friday, Jilly said she's got some Surprises, I don't know what this is She's got surprises though Somehow though, I will be the one hungover Saturday And you will be fine. Yes. But

you know what? I don't make the rules. I can't help this. I told you this the other day. On Sunday, I got a little snookered playing Yahtzee and watching The Fugitive and A League of Their Own, and then I woke up at 4 o'clock, and it's the best I felt in weeks. Weeks! So, anyway,

make sure you're here for the party on Friday. Going to have some guests. Jilly says she's got the plans. I let her handle. She said, I got a few surprises. Well, I'm not handling guests or anything. I just have something that's going to be fun, I think. So Jilly's got some fun.

I have no idea what it is, but Jilly's got FUN ready to go, baby. So make sure you're here for that on Friday. some fun. I have no idea what it is, but Jilly's got FUN ready to go, baby. So, make sure you're here for that on Friday. What time? 7 o'clock. Does that sound good to everybody? 7 o'clock, 7 central. You can. Tomorrow is my actual birthday and we're supposed to go to lunch and maybe

some din-dins. See what happens there. And then Friday, you get ready for the, we're ready to go. We're ready to go. So a few things to talk about early. So this is like the most shocking development in history. So yesterday, I'm sitting in my chair. You're on the couch.

We're watching TV. And you say, oh, look look your dad's got a video with his dog scooby my dad has an actual great dane and the great dane's name is scooby he looks just like scooby-doo because that was the plan that was the plan my dad set that up the whole time for that to be the case i don't even know if he likes dogs but he needed a dog named scooby because you know helped with his facebook i guess so you say your dad's got kind of a funny video with Scooby where Scooby is like driving the mystery machine and your dad's chasing. Ha ha, that's funny.

I saw that on Facebook. I go, really? That's not shocking, right? He had just started a TikTok. So it was a TikTok shared to his Facebook. Well, that's where I was going, is that the shocking development is that this video was on TikTok. And TikTok is where my dad is now.

For like the last four days or so, five days ago, my dad started a TikTok. And my dad's TikTok has 60,000 followers. I think the video that we're just discussing has like 230,000 views. It's wild. Yeah, he's a tiktok star he like gumped his way into tiktok fame so i go to look at the video right and i go to tiktok i have a tiktok but i don't post a lot on there because you didn't get the immediate reaction that your dad has apparently correct so i wanted to go see if this was real or not you know i wanted to see

if like you know my dad's page because at the time I didn't know that it had 250,000 views. I just wanted to see what he was posting on TikTok, right? So I go to TikTok and I see that he's got 60,000 followers. Like, holy shit. In less than a week. In less than a week, he's got 60,000 followers. Fucking wild, right? So he's got that.

Then I start to look at videos. I scroll through his videos. He's got a video that's got that then i start to look at videos i scroll through his videos he's got a video that's got over 500 000 views yeah i think it's like what the actual fuck the dude gets four likes on his stupid facebook post he's getting 500 000 views on on tiktok it's wild like i would have never thought so jilly goes like do you think your dad knows that this is happening or not? I go, I don't fucking think he does. There's no way he knows this. So I call him.

I go, Dad, like, are you aware that, like, your TikTok is fucking gigantic? He goes, oh, yeah, I know. I've been on some dudes' Twitch channels. He's like, explain all this shit he's done. Like, some gamer kid had me on his thing. He knows a lot more than we do about editing videos and Twitch even and TikTok. And you're over here like, oh, I don't know if he knows how to Skype or not. I think he would figure it out.

Like, I'm baffled. And it's not just like, like some of these are just him shooting the shit and doing voices. But he's doing like actual content. Yeah, like edits and like they're funny. I'm like, dad, how the hell are you doing this? He's like, I don't know, Josh. I just started looking up shit on how to do it. Yeah, he does it himself and everything.

He's got 60,000. 60,000 followers in less than a week. Today I looked at it. He has, I think, 59,000. It's 59,000, so it's nearly 60. It was 59,100 when I woke up this morning. It's like 59 nine thousand six hundred right now. Dude's just picking up follower after follower after follower on TikTok. It's fucking

crazy. Like his Facebook is dreadful and it's these long ass rambling, boring posts about, oh, my shitty childhood, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. His fucking TikTok is out of control. Sixty thousand followers in like four days. I get that he's not like Kim Kardashian or something, but I would have thought he'd never figure that out. No, I mean, he's going to make some money on that. He's up there with like TikTok celebs getting 500,000 views on his videos, 200,000 on another.

It's crazy. Well, maybe he is a TikTok celeb. MW Sogrove wants everybody to know that we're $95 away from a shot because Don Collins put in five bucks. Thank you, Don. I haven't heard from you in a while. Don's out there just ruling the fucking world, leaving us all behind here. We'll need your math on Friday, M.W.

Sogrove. I think so. But for what it's worth, I got nothing to do the rest of the day except make a fucking pizza. So if you want to, have at it. Because what do I have to do today? The answer is nothing. And that $95, you know where that would go?

Texas Roadhouse tomorrow for my birthday. But anyway, that's neither here nor there. Thank you, Don, for the $5. We appreciate you guys. But anyway, so Dad's TikTok is crazy hot right now. I don't have my phone. I wonder if I could pull that up for people to actually see his TikTok. You have to search TikTok and his username.

You can't just go to TikTok.com. TikTok, Scott Ennis. By the way, if you want to follow him, it's Scott Ennis 1969. All right, let's see if I can find you an example. There's all these videos. All right, let's see. All right, so let me pull this up for everybody to watch here. Let me see if I can do my dad obviously could figure this out because he's brilliant. Apparently. Uh, let's see. Let's go to Scott Ennis, 1969. Tick tock. Got it. All right. So here's dad's tiktok let me show you like this video down here's got 267 000 let

me pull this up for everybody to see in here hold on 40 000 likes and 267 000 views it is wild hold on let me see here let me turn this up make sure everybody can hear it i don't know if you can or not uh let me see here all right so let me move this over so everybody can see. So here's Dad's TikTok that's got 267,000 views. Scooby, get out of the van. Stop, Scooby-Doo. Stop stealing the mystery machine. We're going for a joyride. If you stay here, I'm going to go inside.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo. Where are you? Scooby, get out of the van. Go. Go. I see you. Scooby-Doo. 267,000 views for my dad chasing the mystery machine that's being driven by the dog. Yep.

He's on fire. I mean, I got to give him credit because I have no clue how to do it. And he's doing these edits all by himself. Like his initial video down there is the one that's got 542,000 views. I give credit to, I guess, because Cindy, is she in some different country again today? She's in Canada. She's in Canada. Guess who's on TikTok?

Scott Innes. Like you said it, Scoob. Scooby-Doo, where are you? Check it out, baby. Scott Innes is on TikTok. Yeah, right, well. By the way, that's got 104,000 likes. Scott Innes.

And it's got 550,000 views in five days. This is really going to help his Comic-Con stuff and everything. If you have a TikTok with these numbers now, they're going to be asking you to go to there. You're not going to be paying for a table. They're going to be like, you need to come to Scoob and I are on a mystery. Say hi, Scoob. Yeah. So we've been hearing a noise in the bathroom.

So we're going to go find out what it is. Come on, Scoob. Let's go. But as we discussed yesterday, we're like, out what it is. Come on, Scooby. Let's go. But as we discussed yesterday, like... Hold on. I'm almost a little afraid here, Scooby. Is there anything in the Scooby room? Huh.

Okay. Here we go. Anybody in here? Huh? Through the room. In the bathroom. Sounded like it was coming from the toilet. I don't know. Okay.

Ah! Ah, it's the Creeper. The Creeper was in the toilet. How about that? Hold on, hold on. It's so interesting, too, because Scooby-Doo is just like... Alright, if you're ready to win some real

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slash promos. Grownups love him. Older grownups love him. Kids love him. Toddlers love him. It's wild, isn't it? Scooby-Doo just has no, like there's no generation that really ever got sick of Scooby-Doo. No.

Like, all the other voices Dad does, like, they don't have this big following. Like, nobody cares about Jetsons, you know, stuff, or the Wacky Races, or really even Bugs Bunny, or Fred Flintstone, but they all love Scooby. So, Nikki's son is about to be three in November, and he's obsessed with Scooby. So Nikki's son is about to be three in November and he's obsessed with Scooby and she was even like, thank God because I don't have to watch this other dumb like baby shark stuff because he wants to watch Scooby and it's funny. Like, I like it. He's

three and he likes it. Like everyone like everyone loves Scooby. And I told him, I'm like, dude, this is perfect for you because it's short little bursts. It doesn't take a ton of effort to do and you get instant gratification like part of the reason why i struggle doing classic rock is i don't get instant gratification like i get that like when you do sports you get instant like text the whole

damn show and tweets the whole show and people are arguing with you like i might get five texts from people a whole uh show on the rock and i'm like is anybody even fucking listening you know like in my mind, I say that. I know they are, but it still bothers me that I don't get that instant gratification. Dad gets this instant gratification from this, so it's good for him. I think it's healthy for him. So that's big. That's pretty legendary.

Scotty is going to hook up with one of those TikTok girls now. Well, I mean mean if it helps that tiktok chicks uh tiktok then i think she probably would if it would help you know boost her tiktok literally there's the guy that like looks like shaggy and stuff and that's who he was saying like he's been on his twitch feed because he does like games and stuff so like scotty's again he's more tech savvy than we are dude it's nuts and then like last night pk and d care like hey can we get your dad on the pod like yep sure why not so my dad's been doing this stuff for a hundred years he gets on tiktok has 60 000 followers and then boom did you send them his

number uh i i need to i didn't text usually when i text pk i don't hear back for like three days he's editing constantly he's got he's just constantly working on their podcast but um anyway was he astro yes he did do astro and some stuff too i hate scooby-doo and never got the appeal said go go gadget wang i'm not shocked by that but thank you for uh for uh you know bringing some uh some uh excitement to the chat today thank you friend uh friend. But yeah, that's wild how dad's doing. I can't figure it out. He's crushing. Now, again, part of it is the Scooby

angle on it, but you gotta ride what's there, right? I was looking at some of the comments and these people are like, well, why don't you show us more of your Scooby room? He's got unlimited resources. All those videos he used to do on Facebook that nobody gave a shit about, they'll give a shit about on TikTok.

Like, when he used to go through the drive-thru doing those voices, right? And, like, you see the reaction of people. But, anyway. Has his price on Cameo been raised? I don't know if it's been raised. He does pretty well on there, too. He's like, Josh, I do like seven TikToks a day. Speaking of TikTok, I have a story and a semi-apology.

Okay. So I haven't been looking at my cameo because honestly, like I was fun for a little bit. Like how I get with everything. I get bored with shit. I don't promote it as much. So nobody reaches out anymore. So I hadn't heard anybody on like TikTok or cameo rather for like you know months and i'm like whatever that's fine i don't promote it so my feelings aren't hurt like i find it hard to believe

somebody would just run off to cameo and be like god i gotta get josh innes to do a message for me right so i didn't think anything of it and i don't get notifications i never have i haven't i don't know how you i don't know if i never turn them on or what but i never get a notification on my phone that seems like a problem on your end. Yeah. But I mean, I've, I've had like a grand total of like 15 cameos. So it's not like I've done a ton of them. Right.

So I, I, I'm looking at the talk back or the rock and rant, uh, voicemails that are left for our show and our podcast voicemails are also on there. And I, and I rarely check it. Something else you got bored with. Because I got bored with that too, so I haven't done a lot. But I see that somebody left a message. I'm like, all right, I'll listen to this. It was on August 5th. And a guy leaves a message.

Hey, Josh, just wondered if you got my cameo request. It's my brother's birthday today. I put the request in on August 1st. I'm like, shit. So I go and I look at the cameo, and it expired because the guy's birthday had already gone through. But on cameo, they give you an option to do, like, a free cameo for someone if you miss it or whatever. I'm like, well, fuck, I got to do this. I feel terrible.

Like, I just never thought to look at it because nobody's been requesting any cameos lately. There's got to be a way you can turn on notifications. I'm sure there is. I'll look, but nobody. Or just send you an email or something. Like, nothing. Literally, I never see it, and nobody makes any requests anymore because i don't promote it like when i was promoting it i was getting you know you know i got in the first month of that i told you like 10 12

13 of the cameos and that's fine it's not a big deal i was just doing it because it was funny but then i see this guy to go shit it was his brother's birthday four days ago i feel like shit this was probably going to be a present for his brother now i'm a dick real nice so i go in and i do like a six minute cameo for this guy and i'm like talking about everything for like a free i was doing a free cameo for him and i go for like five or six minutes on this thing and i'm talking about anything possible and like everybody that people will put requests in there like hey can you mention such and such one of them was hey can you make fun of Adam Clanton? I'm like, yeah, I'll do that.

I'll make sure to give you the whole show. So I start doing that, and I'm just going like, bro, oh, my God, I put on for my city. I'm doing all that shit. GoGo Gadget Wang asks, Josh, have you ever heard of the podcast called Who Are These Podcasts? They just review and shit on other podcasts. Very late 90s radio, ONA roast style. I think you'd enjoy it. Are you like in my head?

Because I discovered that yesterday. It showed up on my YouTube feed because it was making fun of How Did This Get Made, which I thought was a really good podcast for a long time, and now I'm just kind of bored with it, mostly because they do reviews for movies that I've never heard of. And I get that that's kind of the point is how did this shitty movie get made? But I feel like I have to have seen the movie to really enjoy it.

I have nothing against the people who are on there. I just don't really give a shit about the podcast anymore. So I don't listen to it as much. How did this get made? And I'm hearing these guys rip on it. The problem I have with it is the guys doing it don't seem like they're that interesting either. So like I get it, sit around, make fun of shit. Cool. But the guys

that do this, uh, what are these podcasts? Like they just listen to every podcast and shit on it. Do they actually like any podcasts? Like I'm new to this. I don't plan on listening to a lot of them, but is it like a, do they listen to some and go hey this podcast is great or hey i listened to this and i'm like okay like give me something that's just not too old like white dudes yelling about shit you know what i'm saying that's all it was essentially just being angry like i didn't really see the humor in it all i heard was just i found a howard stern one too and while i agree with them that howard sucks now, it was just like nonstop. Bro,

Stern sucks. And this fucking sucks. And this is some fucking bullshit. And I'm like, sounds like how this show used to sound. I know. Right. It takes one to know one,

my lady. And, uh, and look, yelling and screaming and ranting and raving sometimes is what people do. But it seemed like it was just kind of like some of the criticisms I was hearing were not fair. Like one was about like commercials on one of the criticisms i was hearing were not fair like one was about like commercials on one of the podcasts i'm like well when these commercials uh you know

these commercials uh these podcasts become successful sometimes there's just more fucking commercials in them that comes with being successful right uh will you be replacing angela yee on the breakfast club i will not um but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try. Because I think I've got a solid sales pitch to old Charlemagne the God. Anyone here actually know who Angela Yee is that's listening to this podcast? Oh, I think so. Kind of like what program director

Jonathan tells me all the time is, you assume that our audience is just old, curmudgeon-y white people. Well, those are the people who call. The people who are listening are not old, curmudgeon-y, angry white people. those are the people who call the people who are listening are not all old curmudgeon angry white people there are young curmudgeon white people also listening so i'm sure we have plenty of those listening so uh i think there's a lot of people who know who the breakfast club is uh they know who charlemagne is he's got a show on um on the comedy he's got

shows everywhere now he's got multiple shows and angela yee is the chick on the show that like reads the news and shit well she's leaving the show to do something else fun fact her agent is my agent so i'm not trying to brag or anything here but the most popular radio story in the country today is about angela yee who is repped by the same person who reps me. So like in a six degrees of Kevin Bacon way, I'm kind of the biggest story in radio today. So, you know, she reps Angela Yee. Obviously got her very good deal. Yeah, and Nick Cannon, who she got back on.

I don't know if she just does radio for him or TV, but of course Nick Cannon called all the Jews savages and he got back into the good graces of the world. So I feel like my uh my ship may be coming in like this is my moment like good job heather you're her biggest challenge well well yes figure that one out um i'd like she has to be seen like like oh i wonder this because like my old agent david he didn't really rep that many people he wasn't really an agent like he was a like a guy who like taught he was a talent coach and he had a couple of clients and he i was introduced to him through um actually you know who

introduced me to david was a guy by the name of brian straw who used to work at at 610 but i was first repped by something called sports talent sports casters talent agency of america and it was a website where basically for 20 bucks a month, they put your shit on their website. And if there was a job opening, they'd send the shit out to like different PDs. And that's how Gavin discovered me. And that's how I got the job in Houston. After a while, I needed a legit agent because obviously I'm a huge radio star.

I love giving 10% of my salary to my, of my small salary to somebody. So I was like, I need somebody new. And, and it was actually, uh, Brian who said, Hey, did you know my buddy, David Brody? I sent him your stuff. He thinks you're fucking hilarious. He's based in Birmingham. I said, cool. So we started talking and within minutes, he's like, Hey, I think you'd be great for this job, this job, this job. And he sent him my shit to people. So he just started repping me. That's how I got my first agent was David. And really, he only repped a handful of people.

Like, I think at one time, I don't know if he repped. I forgot the whole story, but I think at one time he was semi-involved with the dude who does mornings in Dallas on Gavin Station. And who's our guy? Ass Man over at 97.5. He has some sort of relationship with him. I don't know if it's a talent coach thing or what. But the first time I met ass man, he's like, I've wanted to meet you for a long time.

Because David Brody always talks about you. I'm like, okay, cool. And he had a couple other people. But I was probably the most, not probably, I was the most high profile of them. And then I got fired at 790. And for about five or six months, we didn't find anything. He tried. He did.

He worked his ass off trying to find something. Well, as we said before, I really thought we were going to get a gig in Atlanta. I thought that was where we were going to work, because I went there and I met the PD. I thought we were going to get a job there. I did. Maybe I just got my hopes up too early in that, because they were interested in us before I got fired at multiple places. So anyway, that didn't come through.

So we started talking about, you know, what I should do. And actually, Andy was like, you know, I know this agent, and she's kind of a big-time agent with this big agency. Actually, fun fact, first person I reached out to is the person who reps Mike Missanelli and I think Angela. Oh, yeah. And I sent an email. The guy was like, oh, no shit, man, awesome. That's cool. That's awesome. Like, that sounds pretty good. I got an. Oh, yeah. And I sent an email. The guy was like, oh, no shit, man. Awesome. That's cool. That's awesome.

Like, that sounds pretty good. I got an email back from him. You know, I was like, hey, I'm looking for representation. I'd like to get back at this time. I was trying to get on 97.5. I thought, hey, this would be great, whatever. And he got back to me. We're like, cool.

I think I talked to him on the phone even. I think you did. Yep. And then eventually I never heard back again. Because he probably mentioned to mike he was talking to you and mike's like if you still want to be my agent could be i mean mike was i mean obviously was his big money guy now he obviously isn't anymore but i mean if mike was making half a million dollars there's a good cut of that that was going to his uh agent so

i can see why was his name steve mountain i think it was something i think it was mountain was his last name i think it was leslie weston mountain um i don't remember but i think it was steve mountain i think it was something i think it was mountain was his last name i think it was leslie west and mountain um i don't remember but i think it was steve mountain was named he reps like all these big time dudes in philadelphia and i think maybe like angelo maybe everybody on the morning show at wip and missoneli and all these people so that fell through so then andy says hey there's this other person her name's heather and i'm gonna just make an email mention with you i'm gonna at you in other person her name's heather and i'm gonna just make an email mention with you i'm gonna at you in her email i'm gonna ccu and i'm gonna just see what happens say cool whatever so i talked to like i go back and forth with heather her agency knew who

i was because her boss is in philadelphia and he was there when i was in my heyday and he knew who i was basically they had to agree to take you on well yeah i mean that's how it works I mean like they have to see if it's worth their time okay you're my agent now like it was a whole no no they have to like see if it's worth their time so in 2019 you and I were on our way to Austin to see LSU and Texas and I get a call from Heather and she starts talking to me and she's building this whole thing up like love your stuff you're funny I was talking to my boss we think you're great and i was waiting for the butt because it felt like it felt like the butt was coming like oh this is bad it felt like the butt was coming like but we just feel like at this time it's not right that wasn't the

case she said we think we can get you a fucking job i said rock on so she became my agent and i asked her like who she repped she's like well you, you know, I used to rep Casey Kasem towards the end of his life. I'm like, no shit. So I have the same agent as Casey Kasem. She knows everybody. Then it was, she repped Nick Cannon and reps apparently Angela Yee, who's the third person, or she's one of the three people on The Breakfast Club, who just left to do something else in iHeart.

So there's an opening in that. And I actually texted Heather and go, hey, I have an idea. I've got a pitch for you to the Breakfast Club. Instead of going with a black woman on the show, how about a wacky white dude who, like Cher, has been fired multiple times because people think he's racist, but he's not really racist.

He's down. And it would be fucking great, because then they could just say hey white people suck and then he i'll go no we don't not all of us and that'll be the show and it will be spectacular and she said no i said well fine then sometimes i don't think she understands your sarcasm through text messages because there's been a couple instances where you've thrown like ideas at her that were clearly jokes yeah and she's like no i don't think that's gonna work but she takes it very seriously yeah i'm like heather it was a fucking joke but i think

conflict would be nice imagine because there is a morning show that's on the radio on that show with guests though like that's how they always go viral is like they're always yelling at guests there was an old school r&b dude that was on there a couple weeks ago that was talking about like how the most blowback he gets from people isn't from white people, but Muslims and shit who hate him. Which, by the way, white guys didn't shoot those Muslims, so we didn't do something this week, boys. It was actually another Muslim. How about that? Who knew?

I forgot who that artist was that was on but um you had plenty of conflict at 790 and it got your ass canned says adam clinton well this would be a different kind of conflict the conflict would be like be on the show conflict and the con the scene would come from the fact that i'm a white guy and i have a different perspective like didn't when they're a white guy on with uh with the mad hatter i think there was a white guy on there like what's wrong with that we hear all the time you know we need we need a black guy on that show because that'll balance shit out well why on a black show do you not need a wacky white guy to be in there and say hey i like share and then it gets wacky didn't he

just do traffic though or something he was still there he was in the picture there was a billboard of the mad hatter show and there was some white guy. And I'm like, who the fuck is this? There's a white guy on the Mad Hatter. So I have thrown myself into this. I said, I said, Heather, I think this would be great. As it turns out, it did not, did not work out that way. I did not get my agent to bite on that. So as it turns out, out, my name will not

be thrown into the hat. We need a black, white guy called Jason Braddock. But they also need someone who has some level of ability and knows how to speak. So I don't think that on a nationally syndicated radio program. And they need a girl.

And they need a girl. So, I don't know. Maybe Jason would put on a wig and do it i don't know i'm jay cena and then um maybe that would be it he'd be just cena braddock is what he would actually be as is your agent going to be one of your birthday guests no because this agent has more important things to do than my previous agent i think she's above us yes like my agent like i am very low on the totem pole although she does return all of my texts pretty quickly but most of them are listen sweetie i'm in a meeting right now i gotta go but she does at least respond so there's that i don't know if she's the

she would want her reputation on this uh twitch getting bombed with us that would that'd be probably not now now maybe i get my old agent back on he'll shoot the shit all day my old agent lives in miami now lives in fort lauderdale he's on the fucking beach just crushing it got got a high he's dating a black woman from what i understand which i mean very progressive on his part good for you david i don't know if they still are this guy dates people for five minutes and falls in love with them and then like they leave his ass and then he's like distraught like despondent so there was the time our i'm sure we told this story when uh so my agent david who we've had on the podcast before one day you and i are at jamba juice and which which job was that that was out down in downtown. It was in Katy. Katy. Okay.

So we're hanging out at Jamba Juice getting a delicious treat. And I'm just scrolling through my Facebook and my agent's Facebook page. Actually, I was scrolling through Facebook and I saw the post and I said, Josh? Jilly shows me the picture. He showed him my phone. And it is just two gigantic tits. this woman sitting in a beach chair or something well for no actually here's how it went the first picture was just this woman in a bikini on a chair and i was like well that's kind of odd that you just post that but whatever then the next picture

that was posted on my agent's page was a big set of bare large nippled titties and i'm like i don't think he meant to post that yeah so i screenshot and i send it to him i'm like you may want to take this down instantly i get a phone call josh josh what the fuck what do i do i don't know how to fix it where did you see that i said dude it's on your fucking facebook so he like rushes to his facebook he doesn't know how he posted them and he doesn't know how to take them down so these fucking new this nude picture of this gigantic titted woman is just sitting on his facebook and people are commenting and shit and he can't figure out how to get rid of the fucking picture and i'm like david i don't know what to tell you i can't fit i don't know how to explain you how to delete it you just go delete it but josh i don't know how to delete it you

can you delete it no i don't have access to your fucking facebook what do you think i can do josh you've got to help me i don't know what to do what do i do needless to say i don't think he's dating that chick anymore well no because that chick was white yeah and last i checked he was dating a sister so look at my man branching out a little bit i know how about that my man is my man is i got him a little brown shuggies is what he's got there look at that you don't get like i that surprised me not that he's racist or anything but that surprised me and yes this is the agent that cut his ear off shaving right before he came on the podcast with us so he was delayed because he cut his ear shaving that's the one so uh yeah that's how that went so but that's david maybe we'll get him on again at some point see how his life has evolved because the last time we

talked to him was during the rona and he just cut his ear and he just cut his ear and and now he's really found i mean first of all he got to leave leave fucking Birmingham to go to Fort Lauderdale. Man, we tried to meet up with him when we were down there, too, and we never ended up making it happen. But apparently he's got, like, the private beach outside his condo, and, like, life is good. He's playing tennis all the time. Yeah. So, yeah, he's living, man, living the dream. It's kind of like how our friend Trevor.

He's able to go to the greatest Italian restaurant ever. I don't think we ever talked about that on here. Nope, there's a place called Louie Bossy's. Trevor, you should go. He's able to go to the greatest Italian restaurant ever. I don't think we ever talked about that on here. Nope. There's a place called Louie Bossy's. Trevor, you should go. Trevor, do you know about this place in Fort Lauderdale? It's delicious. It's a Sammy Hagar recommendation. We went, had the best bolognese I've ever eaten in my life.

I didn't even know I liked bolognese. We had to go twice. In the three days we were there, we went there twice. And it was great. So, I mean, think about all the people that have gotten fortunate enough to get away from shitty cities and go down to like fort lauderdale that we know like what our one friend jared who is a philly dude right our friend jared he moved down to fort lauderdale that's how we met up with him a couple years ago then our friend trevor got to leave from i guess i guess he's a philly guy initially but went to connecticut he was in Hartford. Now he's down in Miami.

See you later. And our friend David Brody, who's a Northeast guy by birth, and then made his way back down to where he lived for a long time in Birmingham. Well, tell Heather we would also like to make the move to Fort Lauderdale at some point in life. Can we also move to the beach? We'd like to go live on the beach, too. Thank you, unnamed source, for $20. Hey, you know what that's going to go to?

Hey, people throwing a couple bucks, we'll go buy some. We'll get the hooch and get ready. We'll get the beers and everything ready for Friday. Because the Friday birthday bonanza is going down. And Jilly's already got a couple surprises lined up. You said $7. I would say $7.30 to be safe. Okay.

We'll shoot for $7.30. And also, he says that's for birthday shots at Texas Roadhouse tomorrow. Well, thank you, brother. I would say 7.30 to be safe. We'll shoot for 7.30. And also, he says that's for birthday shots at Texas Roadhouse tomorrow. Well, thank you, brother. I appreciate that. You're the man. Thank you, the unnamed source. So if anybody else wants to throw in a couple bucks,

here's what people are going to do. They'll throw in money and go, all right, now I want you to go over to the liquor store and get this and get this. So whatever. But we appreciate you guys getting ready for this big party. I'm thinking that the leadoff batter for this Friday show might be Tammy. Because first of all, she'll be asleep by 8. And mom's been battling the R-O-N-A.

So she's had it for like two weeks. Now, Smackdown's on at 7. I think my mom can pass up on Smackdown. It depends. I came from her vagina i think she can talk with me for a second to work around whenever drew is on um well he's usually on first anyway so there you go and then mom can join us so 7 30 so yes so around 7 30 we can try to call tammy and she can share stories about my birth and whatnot. So let's see. Adam Clanton says, Getting real fucking tired of these recent Astros lineups.

I'm with you. Now, granted, they scored seven runs yesterday. I mean, so they put up more than they had against the Indians, and I agree that Mancini needs to be an everyday player. My concern for the Astros, and we've had this discussion, my biggest concern is the inconsistency of the guys in the lineup. Like, I think pitching-wise, they'll be fine, right? They'll always find a way.

They're going to add Lance for as long as he'll be healthy. That'll be great. I don't know what Brantley's going to be or if he's ever going to come back. My concern is that you're going to get these Peñas and these Myers types and these kind of guys that you insert into, like, Uli, who's been mostly lousy this year, and you get these kind of guys. Once you get to, like, 7, 8, 9 in this lineup, there get these kind of guys once you get to like seven eight nine in this lineup there's a lot of junk in this lineup and that's the scary part so if you're not getting your don hitting bombs and if Altuve's having a struggle like he did against the Indians that you

know when they all got shut out on Sunday like that's a concern that's a legit concern as it relates to the Astros like are the Astros the best team in the league probably although like they've been beating the Yankees I'd still take them to beat the Yankees just because of history I think currently the Dodgers are the favorite to win the World Series now I would and listen I don't know that that top to bottom the Astros lineup is better than the Dodgers I don't think it is because there's too much inconsistency in it I mean I mean Jordan is an MVP candidate. He's not going to win, and he shouldn't win. Aaron Judge should win the MVP. I mean, he's clearly the most valuable player in the league. And if you say that Jordan is, you're just a homer at this point. He's very

good, and he's the second best offensive player in the American League this year and deserves a shit ton of credit, and he's kind of the straw that stirs the drink. But there's an obvious MVP in the league. You'd be blind if you didn't say that aaron judge is the most valuable player in the league i also like a lot of people i'm seeing on social media and like media dudes who are like like paul like bootsy who says i told you a couple weeks ago the astros would overtake the yankees for the best record no fucking shit they i mean we knew this was going to happen when they're playing stiffs. Their whole schedule is largely stiff. The division is largely stiff. So I'm not knocking the Astros.

The Astros are good, but their schedule right now is junk for the most part. That's why we knew this was going to happen. Yeah, I asked you yesterday. I was like, wait, who are the Astros playing Friday if it's a really good matchup? I don't know that we're going to get the Twitch audience we're looking for. We check, oh, it's the A's. Okay, we're fine. We're fine. Because you got A's and Angels. I mean, the

division stinks. It's a worthless division. The only team that's a competitor, you beat seven in a row or whatever it was, or six out of seven. So it's, you know, it's just, they're not coasting. Because obviously they lost two in a row there to split that series with the Indians, the guard Indians.

But still, I don't think we're sitting in a situation here where it's a shocker. I mean, look, the Yankees had to play a Cardinals team that up until last night was playing well. That team had won seven in a row, and the Yankees were playing a better schedule. Yankees also had a couple of games they shouldn't have lost that they did. They bottomed out in a couple of those. So it's not shocking the Astros caught up to them. So, like, people swinging their dicks like, I told you we'd do it. Like, literally the whole world said they would do it because you look at the schedule.

It doesn't take a brainiac or some baseball expert to see that. M.W. Solgrove says, remember when our lineup's biggest problem was Josh Reddick hitting.245 in the nine hole? Like, look, there are holes in the lineup. And, again, Uli is a hole in the lineup. Like, to me, Mancini should be in that spot every day, right? I know you got Uli. You're stuck with him.

You want to play him. Fine. Brantley's not in there. Fine. I get that. Well, Mancini can play the outfield as well, right? So, the thing, well, they need him in there doing something. I know, but then you look at, like, your outfield, like you said, that bottom of that lineup,

it's McCormick, Dubon, like all these guys to me, they're all kind of interchangeable. Yes. So dump those guys, not dump them, but put as many legitimately good players in the lineup as you can. Like the Dubons and McCormicks and Myerses and even Ulysse at this point, those are cute players. You see what I'm saying? And they look a lot better when the rest of the team is hitting well.

They look a lot better when the team's doing well, you know, one through six. Yeah. So, like, that's what you need, though. When they're not, those guys can't really pick up the slack. Like a Ledmys. A Ledmys has been very good, you know. You know, like, and he could be in the lineup every day, too. Let's see.

Yeah, they said Uli is hitting over 300 for the last month, and even when he sucked, he was still top five in doubles. But, yes, it does seem he's fallen off a cliff because he has. When people start reaching for those kind of things, that means they're reaching. That's defending batting champion Uli Gurriel. Yes, he's defending batting champion yuli guriel yes he was a batting champion hitting 309 like batting average that mattered to anybody anymore stroh's backups are the shit no i would say that stroh's backups are shit that's the problem

they're not very good um let's see they've already beat the best teams well rich rose my point in all of this is that you knew they'd catch the yankees because their schedule fucking blows and the one thing i will be curious about when they try to balance this schedule out next year which is what they're going to attempt to do i like that me too like this isn't to rip the astros because the astros have been dominant for the last six years they're're very good, and they would win in a tougher division, too, I believe that. I don't think they'd be running away with the division every single year if they were playing a more balanced schedule. The A's are worthless. The Angels are worthless.

The Mariners are mostly worthless. The Rangers have been bad for the last five years. So I am curious to see what happens when they move to that direction where it's not just, hey, let's play 20 games a year against the A's. Well, you're probably going to win 15 of those games every year that you play against the A's or 14. You're going to win two thirds of those games every year. And you're going to beat the Angels two thirds of the time. And you're going to beat the Mariners two thirds of the time. And you're going to beat the Rangers two thirds of the time. So, and I get that's schedule, and that's who's on that schedule,

so you play them. But if you think about it, you look at where their wins are going to come from every year. If they win 100 games, 95, 100 games, you're looking at probably 14 against all of those teams, 14, 20. You're talking about nearly 50 of your wins, half of your wins, coming against schlubs that you get to play every year. So I am curious to see what becomes of them as they start playing a more balanced schedule, which I'm for.

Now, they still call it a balanced schedule. It just means everybody's playing everybody. You're still going to play the A's probably 15 times. So you're just going to take out a series against these teams so you can play all the other teams. But I like that. I think that's good. And it makes for more competition and it should

be better. Phillip brings up the Phillies crushing without a top five player in baseball. Let us not forget, Josh, if the Phillies win the World Series, you're getting a tattoo of Bryce Harper hitting the Liberty Bell with a hoagie. Well, that's not going to happen. Just reminding everybody. Bless their hearts, that's not going to happen. Just reminding

everyone. If there's a God, they won't make the playoffs they probably will at this point because they're hot the cardinals are hot they're going back and forth in a perfect world they'd have this amazing thing and bryce harper would come back and then they would miss the playoffs by like a game ideally the cardinals get in as the division winner and then milwaukee gets in beating the phillies to get in that would bring me joy cardinals are still one game up in the division despite their awful performance last night yeah yes they were down 12 nothing in the third inning but they also did win seven games in a row and

there was a sweep of the yankees in there too so i mean they they beat you know they did pretty solid let's beat the cubs in there for what it's worth so again uh mw sogrove says the astros did go on a run of beating the shit out of good teams before they started this run. I didn't say they stunk. I didn't say they were bad. They're good. My point is, when the run happened, when it was, oh, the Astros are going to overtake the Yankees, it was obvious they were going to because, again, the schedule was very light in that stretch of games where they needed to make up ground on the Yankees. That's not a shocker.

Like media people swinging their dicks about how, hey, I called this. No shit. Everybody fucking called it. So I think Rich Rose has gotten his feeling hurt about the Astros here. So is Brady not as good because he always played a shitty division? Nobody said that. But a lot of people do bring up the fact that the afc east for about 15 years has been basically what the uh the al west is junk but also tom brady went on to win seven

fucking championships the astros won one so far in all of this so let's pump the fucking brakes before we start calling the astros tom fucking brady and by the way, Tom Brady also really should have only won like four. He was gifted the one against Seattle. There was a miracle comeback against Atlanta. People forget that shit about Tom Brady. Oh, he's the greatest of all time. He could very well be LeBron in there too and be like four and four. But a couple of miracles happened, and hey, he won them,

so you don't take them away. Like Tom Brady didn't beat Seattle. Like Pete Carroll beat Seattle. Like that should have been a giant fucking L. Speaking of Marshawn Lynch. I was going to say, did you see his mugshot? Dude, his mugshot. Oof.

All world. That is an all world mugshot. Like I've been drunk many times. And there are times I've driven when I shouldn't have. I think we've all done that at some point. We're lucky to be alive. We're lucky we're not Anne Heche driving 200 miles through a neighborhood and end up in a coma. We're very lucky.

We're lucky we're not Marshawn Lynch getting pulled over and getting a DUI. But it fascinates me. It's 7.30 in the morning. But apparently he was swerving and hitting curbs and shit. And I'm like, how? How does one get that blitz that they're in a car and it gets to that point? That fascinates me. Well, it happens a lot.

Yes. But that mugshot, he cannot even keep his eyes open. That's crazy, man. That's a solid mugshot. That's a solid one. There's another great mugshot that nobody would know about, but there's a dude that calls the games for the Cardinals. His name is Dan McLaughlin,

and this guy's gotten more chances than you can fathom. Dude was an alcoholic, Like a hardcore alcoholic. And at one point he got a DUI and pissed himself. But it like in his picture, like somehow I guess because he's a TV guy, he's smiling in the picture for the DUI. Like it's like

hey I'm on TV. But apparently he pissed himself when they pulled him over. Let me see if I can find that picture for you. Dan McLaughlin. Have you ever pissed yourself while intoxicated? himself when they pulled him over let me see if i can find that picture for you dan mclaughlin have you ever pissed yourself while intoxicated i don't think so i've pissed myself when i was in the hospital but i don't think i pissed myself while intoxicated i don't believe like that's the thing like maybe i'm doing drunk wrong i had a friend whose cousin got so drunk in Chicago that he tripped trying to walk down

the steps on the L and rolled all the way down the steps and then just landed on the bottom and peed. See, I don't know what that's like. Say there's Dan McLaughlin in 2010. Like he's bombed, but he's like, Hey, I'm TV guy. Hello. So there's that one. And then the Marshawn Lynch one's

pretty strong too. Let's see. Marshawn Lynch mug shot. Is that available? Marshawn Lynch mug. There he is. Look at my mans right there. My mans is asleep. Look at him. Look at that dude right there. He tired. I mean he is

faded as fuck. Clearly had a long night. He was arrested at like 7.30 in the morning. Look at that, dude. And there's nobody there to be like, yeah, you shouldn't do this. So you gotta be like the rest of the Raiders who are not named Ruggs. Like the other day, there was a video

of them. You were showing me in an Uber. And they were all going to where? Topgolf. Topgolf was where Ruggs was coming back from when he was blitzed and killed that lady and her dog. Boy, that dude is lit. Let's see. Does your significant other piss anywhere but the toilet when they're drunk? Outside.

Like, I'll go out in the yard and pee. Yeah. But that's about it. Like, I've never pissed myself. I've never pissed, like, in a closet. Like, I hear people tell these stories, and I'm like, I've never done this. Do I suck at this? That you know of.

But I feel confident that I haven't, like, pissed in, like, a closet or something. I don't know. Like, I don't get that experience. Maybe I'm a great drunk. I don't know. I'm no Anne Heche heisch holy shit have you seen the aerial footage of that yeah so she's on the stretcher and there's helicopter footage like she emerges like she's the killer at the end of a horror movie and and then just passes the fuck

out and then she's in a coma it's fucked up it was like the of Scream when, like at the end of the movie, it's Jamie Kennedy and what's her name? Neve Campbell. And what's her name from the Friends program? Courtney Cox. And they're standing there and the killer, Skeet Ulrich, he's laying on the floor and Jamie Kennedy goes, be careful. This is where the supposedly dead killer comes back for one final scream yep and all rich

goes and nev campbell shoots him right between the eyes and says not in my movie like that was kind of what that was like she was like the last scare of the movie like and then just passed the fuck out now she's probably gonna die but in fairness if she was hammered she kind of had it coming uh thank god he didn't kill. She destroyed that woman's house, too. Like, the house is toast. Correct. Thank God he didn't kill no one, but he's still better than the Deshaun Predator guy.

What, we're talking about Marshawn? Yeah. I mean, look. This guy got hammered and drove. It's not good. It's not right. It's dangerous. Could have killed somebody.

I get it. Deshaun Watson's a fucking predator and like i like the commissioner today i saw a headline like oh we need to do more like no fucking shit chief like the dude's a predator the judge admits he's a predator you admit he's a predator he's clearly a predator he used the term predatory behavior correct he's a predator like like no matter what you bring up like people want to bring up ben roethlisberger i don't believe ben roethlisberger was a predator i believe he was hammered maybe he thought he got a wrong signal from a chick something bad happened maybe and you know like one-time things can be very bad but like they're not patterns i don't believe

ben roethlisberger has a pattern right this guy's got a pattern he He's a fucking creep. So like the idea, like, well, I guess we need to look into this a little bit more. No shit. Sherlock. If you guys are literally sitting there telling me like, how would a straight face, can you look at a guy and everybody admits he's a predator, but you're like, well, we're going to see him out there in six games. Like Oakley Doakley friend, like bring them on out out there and i'm not a prude or anything like that but come on if you're gonna go out there and do that and say hey this guy is like cosby level predator he's basically emotion he was emotionless and remorseless and he's a predator and you're like but look out cleveland he's gonna be under center for you in seven weeks.

And you've got like the owner and the GM of the team being like, no, he's very remorseful, but he's not. He's said as much. His representation has said as much. Ah, boy. Come on, Josh. These 23 lying women greater than 51 dogs, eight dead. What the fuck are you talking about?

Like he's trying to compare it to michael vick so i'm but so my point in all of this is um so are we saying just to be clear biden's crack biden's crack 2024 tacos here so to be clear we're saying that the women are oh i see so you're being sarcastic sometimes sarcasm gets lost in the text. I'm sorry, Biden's crack 2024. You rule. I'm stupid. Thank you. Mike loves just says there was a designated piss area and some guy went to pass out there and it was in the backyard in the dark.

That probably ended poorly for our friend who passed out. Like, I don't recall ever passing out in a yard or anything. You and Ben fell asleep. Oh, I've done that many times at bars. You and I fell asleep at a train station. That was probably the, that's not my proudest moment when we fell asleep at the train station. And it was an

impressive fall asleep. But in our defense, they were just feeding us shots at this fucking hockey game we went to. Yep. Let's see. I pissed all over that poor guy yeah mike loves just that's no good for him and what are you supposed to do i just heard a faint noise in the dark that's great see but me and ben did like or in our prime like we've like we were at the venue was the name of the place in downtown and we went over there because we were supposed to meet up with some

people from mega and some of the girls we knew there that were in promotions and we were somewhere and then we said hey yeah we'll come meet you guys at venue this is like 2010 this is 12 years ago so we go and the venue the club called venue the venue called venue was already like the bit the gig was over so we just went in and we're like no one's here so i'm sitting on a couch and i kept falling asleep and they kicked us out they're like get the fuck out of here so we go sit in the alley and this is i guess before ubers and stuff because 2010s you had to call a cab you had to actually call a cab and he so we just i don't know why it was and i was wearing a sport coat because i was in a phase where i i would wear a sport coat you know and i sit there in the alley.

And I think like Ben and I'd kind of sit back to back, like we're forced and Bubba. So we didn't have to lay with our heads in the mud. And we just fell asleep in this alley downtown. And I've also been known for, um, you've fallen asleep though. And a lot of like, cause I remember I'd have to yell at you a lot. Like sometimes I drink Houston. Even I'd be like, Josh, you have to get your head up. They're going to kick you out.

Like you can't just sit there with your head down. But I would do that. Now I don't do that as much because we don't go anywhere. I just pass out at home. Or we play Yahtzee where I win my belt two weeks in a row. So I'm a G. Nets are a mess. Harden got out when he could, says Philip Lector. He's in a

much better place here in Philly. Harden's in no good places. Harden's in a good place because he's with his butt buddy, Daryl Morey, and they're never going to win shit together. Like, I think it's adorable that Philly people think that the 76ers are ever going to win with Harden.

Like, what proof is there that Harden... And P.J. Tucker. Yeah, like they... And Daniel House. Congratulations. You put back the team that couldn't get past the conference finals. You say, well, Josh,

if Chris Paul doesn't get hurt, they do. Well, you don't have fucking Chris Paul either. And if they had... And if Chris Paul wouldn't have got hurt, no, they would have gone to the finals. You say, well, Josh, if Chris Paul doesn't get hurt, they do. Well, you don't have fucking Chris Paul either. And if they had, and if Chris Paul wouldn't have got hurt, no, they would have gone to the finals, but they wouldn't have even been in that position if Chris Paul were there, if he weren't there. Speaking of Philly, their big thing is they want to fight Keith Hernandez today.

That's the big story there. No, because they're fucking morons. Because he dissed them on the television broadcast. Yeah, well, and that's all that's that their thing i don't think they care about the results of games at all all they care about is the fight with people that's what they're into there that's why they're dopes like oh god like wait keith hernandez said he doesn't like our team fuck this guy and then they all just want to fight and like defend their fucking shitty city that's just how it works

uh oh now the big story is they think they're gonna get duran here because allegedly durant wants to play in philadelphia when are people gonna realize durant's a pussy too like i think they already know but like durant like you never hear a situation where durant's like i want to go do something i want to be the guy he's like nope i want to go be the third guy somewhere and that's gonna rule like today's story was could join philly or boston and i'm like or if that fails the 1996 bulls he'll join them too those are his three options you have fucking putts like i have no respect for that dude uh let's see here keith hernandez and seinfeld keith hernandez in the scout how about that one girth tip 88 says josh i hope you get faded like

marshawn did but stay home so we can all enjoy singing all night how old are you going to be yeah that's probably how you're gonna look like that marshawn mug shot after your birthday bash i think yeah well you've got big plans and everybody does like i think people are ready for this party i'm gonna be 36 tomorrow god that sucks i feel old get those donuts ready for Friday. Yes. Everybody, it's going down. I'm going to call mom right out of the chute on Friday, and she can tell you about how I was birthed.

That'll really set the mood. First, she'll tell you how I was conceived, then how I was birthed. Then we'll have my dad on right after and hear how bullshit his story is relative to mom's. That's one of my favorite games. Comparing the two? It's comparing my dad's stories to my mom's stories. And you know my mom's the one telling the truth.

Only four till 40, I know. Matt, my friend Matt Moscona turned 40 like a couple weeks ago. And I was like, so like, is it weird being 40? He's like, Matt never really gives it any of these kind of insights. It's like, no, I feel the same. It's just a number.

I'm a year and four months away from 40 so fuck you matt look at that get boosie on the birthday bash jilly did you get boosie is that the surprise of guests no is that the surprise i have nothing to do with guests i need to ask somebody if they have boosie's contact info like the riot like mr the riot he'd be a good one to ask because apparently boosie did a song or a verse about ryan terrio so i feel like he might have his contact info and be like hey boosie we got your back bro we love you uh would you mind joining my birthday party i think it'd be a really good time i mean he'd charge you for it yeah that's where we're gonna run into an issue

there like i don't think i can pull that off because i'm not going to pay for boosie to come to my birthday party because i'm not a total asshole we let that shit go down in five ten years they're gonna have kids raising their churn to be big strong motherfuckers then turn into women and take over the sport and get million dollar contracts watch watch you better watch so anyway jim mudd better be there at night og crew birthday bash well i'm sure jim mudd will make an appearance he was tweeting he's gonna be out of town so i don't know if that's true if that's just jim being sarcastic oh no i don't like that at all i'm gonna have to text him if jim's not there is it even a birthday? I guess I can reach out to Matt Moscona, too, and see if he'll pop in for a second. He was in the chat one night, randomly.

We'll see what he's up to. Mom, you know, maybe we'll see what Tank's up to. Because Tank threw the best birthday party ever. Ever. That involved the party bus and ice cream and karaoke at the Asian restaurant. And all you can eat meat. I mean, God, it was a great time. Z-Dog will be there of course

so it's going down friday night around 7 30 ish ah so so we'll see but anyway on that note then i guess we'll get out of here because uh is it raining it's been very it already did rain today is one of those days where it's like you you know, you look outside and you just want to take a nap. Like sometime around nine, about 830 this morning, it just hit me in the studio because like we have one crappy porn window. You know how those like the ice cube type of windows that you see in like 90s porn, like that separate like the bedroom from the bathroom, that type of windows that you see in like 90s porn like that separate like the bedroom from

the bathroom that type of shit that's the kind of windows we have in the studio so we can't see outside but i can see if it's dark or if it's sunny basically and it was very um very um dark so i'm like well boy this is um this is certainly something. And I just really got tired at around 8.30. It's like, boy, this just feels like a tired day. So unnamed source says, happy birthday. Have a great day tomorrow. Thank you, sir. And thank you for the 20 bucks.

Appreciate you. We'll do some shots on your behalf. You're the man or the lady. I wouldn't even talk about Cal in his cookout today. Looked like a good time. Think Cal knows how to whip up a good burger? I do. He looks like the kind of. Think Cal knows how to whip up a good burger? I do. He looks like the kind of guy that knows his way around the grill.

Because, I mean, what the hell else would he have to do with his life? He's a rich kid his whole life. So what does he do? Suckles off his dad's teat and then gets a nice grill and kind of figures shit out. I think he'd be a solid griller. That's my hot Cal McNair take for the day and I saw John Lopez tweet about it and said that he has it on good authority that he that that Cal is a good griller I wonder if anyone does anyone know anyone went to a practice today and tried the Cal McNair grilled burger we need a review now and I'm

guessing I'm guessing that this was a more diverse barbecue in the parking lot than the alleged previous one where the McNair boys were like anti-black or whatever it was according to Andre Johnson when they had the big uh the big barbecue out in the parking lot but they weren't playing urban music and shit so they were racist John Lopez said that the burgers were great you know what John Lopez is a king of the grill so if John Lopez now granted John Lopez works for the radio station that has the games I don't know if that's like an obligation that you say, they're great burgers, I swear. I would doubt

that. But I'll take John's word for it. John is a very, he's a brilliant individual. And when it comes to the grill. And he would know. So I'll take John's word for it that those were tasty, delicious burgers. The picture you showed me is great though because it was a video.

And it was clear that Cal thought he was taking a picture and not a video, because he just stands there with the burger in one hand and a thumbs up and doesn't move for six seconds. Wait, is it this one? Cal, not a picture. That's a video, friend. Do the Texans play tomorrow

night? They play Saturday against the Saints, I believe. Maybe I'll call Vandermeer and say, hey, can you be on my birthday end do the texans play tomorrow night they play saturday against the saints i believe maybe i'll call vandermeer and say hey can you be can you be on my birthday podcast there you go we'll get it we'll get a new guest in there on the birthday pod mark vandermeer maybe or john lopez see should i get some people who hate me should i reach out to people like hey people who hate me you can be on too or should it just be a happy time well I don't want you to get into a mood. That's true. I don't want to fight anybody.

Anyway, Lopez was trying to get a sponsor for his barbecue sauce. His barbecue sauce is very good. I still have some in the fridge. They sent me like two bottles. One of the bottles was just eviscerated and broken in the box. But I still had one. And the sauce is very good. It is.

It's really good. I'm a big Lopez guy. Of course, Ace brings up AJ. He said you would try to get AJ on. You know what I'll have to do is I'll reach out to him. He's probably coaching baseball or some shit. He got people all pissed off because he didn't give a fuck that the kid got hit in the head in that Little League game.

He's like, I wouldn't have my pitcher go out there and get consoled by the guy. He hit him. I mean, shit happens. Yeah, it's like people are all indignant over all this like oh my god this is the greatest moment i've ever seen what sportsmanship dude when i was in like little league and shit i used to throw helmets and bats and i broke my goggles there was a basketball game i played in once and i threw my fucking goggles on the ground and the lens popped out slid under a door that was locked So I had to play with one lens the whole game.

They couldn't get the door open because no one had a key. I got a technical. When I was in fourth grade, I was playing basketball in Poplar Bluff for the Williamson Kennedy Elementary School Grizzlies. And we were playing at the high school or something, and I missed a shot, and there was a pad on the end of the stage. I slammed the fucking thing. I was like, hey, you, T.

So you've always had this anger issue. Oh, God, sports-wise, yeah. Did I ever tell you about the time I elbowed Martin in the face and knocked his tooth out? Yep, yep. Dude, so me and my- And that's your friend. Well, at the time, we were and we weren't. Because for whatever reason, I just stopped being friends with him and talking to him for about a year, and I don't know why. And we were practicing one day, and I'm just like, we're fighting for the ball like a jump ball.

And I kind of deliberately let my arm go to try to bow him in the face, and I knocked his fucking tooth out. Of course, I lied and said it wasn't on purpose. It fucking was because I'm a fucking savage. Does he know that? Yeah, I think he knows now. Okay, I see. He's listening. If Martin is listening, he knows now he's listening if martin is listening he

knows now that i elbowed him in the face on fucking purpose i'm a bad motherfucker i like look i'm not good at shit except for being pissed off and breaking stuff at sports and radio and well that's that's debatable too i'm no angela e breaking stuff in radio oh i do break shit there yeah oh all the shit i've broken like even at this studio i try the thing is this shit is so old and so well built in this studio i can't break it it doesn't work but i can't break it like i try to break a computer screen doesn't break i'm like i punch that one pissed me off so much one day i closed fist just fucking punched it and it's almost like the computer laughed at me it It goes, fuck you, bro.

You think you can take me out? I've been in this studio since 1997. You think your pussy ass swings are going to hurt me? Go hit a, why don't you go hit a MacBook or something, chief? I'm a lot fucking tougher than you think. But I did that. And as you know, I've broken many highlighters that have been thrown against glass.

Headphones. And as you know, I've broken many highlighters that have been thrown against glass. I've broken at least five pairs of headphones. I would just throw them straight on the ground and they shatter. I tried to break that U of H helmet that one time in the studio, and I damn near did. I can see why these guys all got CTE now. Those helmets aren't really as strong as they lead you to believe. I broke them. Multiple times I broke the microphone arm in Philadelphia.

You punched a hole in the garage once in our townhouse. Did I? Yep. I did. In Houston, yep. Yeah. So on occasion I have anger issues, but it's mostly all related to either sports or to radio stuff. You also like to rip your shirts if you lose parlays or if the Saints lose. You've destroyed a number of shirts.

But it's better than punching the wall, right? So I think it was that playoff game the Saints lost to the Vikings. Not the Hail Mary one, but the other one. The next year. It was two years later. And I had this uh this shirt a demario davis shirt and they lost and i just fucking hogan did i go which was an impressive feat it wasn't cut or anything i just ripped it i think i've ripped

a jersey that way yeah all that to tell you that i'm a really sad person but come to my birthday party on Friday. It's going to be boatloads of fun. Well, you'll love it. Luther will be there. Luther will be there. And who knows going to be there?

And Jilly said, she's got a couple of surprises. I don't know. Get your donuts ready. Maybe she'll be topless. No, I don't know. Nope.

Then that's not the surprise, but maybe it is. Maybe that the surprise is she says she's not going to be topless, but she is going to be topless. One thing that's not a surprise is I will be topless. That's probably, I mean, that's a definite. The problem is then you just leave your shirts in here. There's like six shirts in here.

At least I didn't rip them. How about that? See? I could have ripped all my shirts, but instead I just have them sitting here just in case. All right, now we're going to get out of here. Now you have to tell them about Aqueduct Plumbing. Oh, yes. Aqueduct Plumbing Company with Billy and Mary.

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So we're going to get out of here. Not going to do anything tomorrow. Friday, 730-ish. It goes down. The guest list will be awesome. The drinks will be a-flowing, and we want you there because it's going to be lit. Birthday times are coming. All right, we love you guys.

We'll see you then.