The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Delta 8, Deshaun and Dumb Gun People

Episode Date: June 6, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing Josh's first ever attempt at using Delta 8 gummies. Josh said he had brief moments of euphoria but never really had a sustained buzz. The gang listens to the audio of Josh's Delta 8 Instagram story. Did Josh see a frog on the floor? Why was the infomercial about a hose so funny? Deshaun Watson has more accusers and his attorney does him no favors. Josh explains that during a massage, a man wants to avoid farting and getting an erection. CBS News released some poll results about guns. Josh is perplexed by the percentage of people who think mass shootings are "preventable". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Jilly, how are you? I'm good. How are you? Oh, I'm solid as a rock. That's why we're solid. Solid as a rock. Very nice. That song used to play all the time in the Boscovs in Philadelphia.

Yeah, that was a Boscov special. I heard it in a store here not that long ago, too, and now I can't remember where it was, but immediately thought of Boscovs. So we're glad you guys are here today, though, on this Monday after a long, well, it was a normal length weekend, but it was a long weekend of trying out new things like this Delta 8 that I tried on. Well, it was, I guess, Saturday and Sunday. Yes. So you didn't want to drink booze because your gout floor floor up.

It flared up. It flaredze because your gout flared up. It flared up. It flared up. Your gout flared up. So we're like, well, what can you do? Because you still wanted to have some sort of something to do on a Saturday night. And there was wrestling Sunday night, so you needed something, right? Yep. And so we said, well, why not give the old Delta A to try?

And we gave the old Delta A to try. Because, and again, everyone's like, why didn't you just buy the real thing? Because Tennessee is like the Stone Age with marijuana laws. It's never going to be legal here. You can't get it. I don't even think it's available medicinally here. It is not. So Delta A is the best you can do here in the great state of Tennessee.

I have become kind of an expert on marijuana in Tennessee because it's one of my big talking points on the radio show that gets people all jacked up is talking about just pot and why it's not legal. I'll tell you, classic rock radio listeners are stoners. They love pot and they've smoked it since they were kids. They love it. A lot of them need it for medical reasons. They'd rather take it than chomping down on hydrocodone or oxys or anything like that, which by the way, I agree with them on that sentiment as well. There's no reason for us to be in a position where if you feel better, you know, smoking this plant or eating edibles, as opposed to chomping down on, on prescription opioids that are going to fucking lead you to be an addicted, then why not? Why not, man? Like I, like I've shared this story with you guys before, but the first time I took

hydrocodone, it was like, I was flying. I was like, holy shit, this is the most euphoric thing I've ever felt. And I can see where people would get hooked on that. And then as I, as I noted, the time I did it, uh, the first time I took hydrocodone, I took three hydrocodone at once. I had no idea what it was. I wasn't trying to get high. I was just like, hey, I'll take three of these. So I took three of them, and I truly felt like I was flying. That's a shit to the heart. It is.

I look back on it, and I'm like, holy shit, how are you not dead? And now you're afraid to take anything. Yeah, I don't really take prescription drugs. Tell me how that works. Well, these prescription painkillers I don't take. Now I'll take other stuff. But what you're notorious for, though, is that you keep making doctor's appointments. You'll go to all these different doctors.

You'll go to an ENT. You'll go to a gastroenterologist. You'll go to all these places. Yep. And they give you prescriptions. They do. And then you never take them. Although I have done somewhat better lately.

I think that's fair. I've been taking my two antacids every day that they've given me. I had been doing the nasal spray for my allergies. Like the other day, I was trying to clean out the bathroom a little bit, and there was like 100 prescription pills. I'm like, what are these? Like, why do we have these? And then I have like, you know, the prescription manager on the Walgreens app or whatever,

and they're like, Josh has 12 prescriptions. I'm like, what are these? It got to the point, and this wasn't deliberate or anything like that. I'm not trying to defraud anybody, but I went to one doctor. I mean, as you saw, like I had to go to two different doctors for the beatus and they both gave me two different answers. Then I had to do the, um, I had to go see another one and he prescribed some heartburn stuff. But the new guy I went to said, no, take this heartburn stuff. So like, sir, why do you have six different heartburn medications that you're getting? I'm like, I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm not doing this on purpose, but I would much rather if I were, you know, when you see what these opioids do to people and you

see what, you know, these, these, they're awful, like they're a hell of a time and they, they feel good when you're using them. But what's going to happen is, and I'm not sitting here trying to be, you know, Nancy Reagan here, but what's going to happen is you're going to happen is, and I'm not sitting here trying to be, you know, Nancy Reagan here, but what's going to happen is you're going to start taking those opioids. You're going to start taking all those pain pills. You're going to get hooked on them. You won't be able to get high from them anymore. So you move on to heroin and you, nobody wants to get hooked on heroin. If you not watch drugs, Inc, you see the shit that those people do for fucking heroin. That's some shit there. Go watch drugsugs Inc.

When the guy's on there and he's like, like they show the videos of people meeting up and jerking each other off for heroin. You don't want to get to that point in life where you're jerking somebody off for any substance. Well, that's why, like, again, not that Luther's going to get addicted to heroin, but like with his arthritis, they gave us a medication that he could take every day, but it's so hard on like his liver and kidneys and stuff.

So that's why we try to preferably treat it with Dr. Busby's supplement, which is natural. Yeah. And then CBD at night. Correct. So that's what we've been doing and knock on the table. We haven't had any issues yet. So, I mean, even with dogs, like you just feel like you'd much rather take the natural route.

Yes. Now the CBD that Luther has, of course, doesn't have the THC in it that Delta 8 does. So you guys couldn't share for what you were going for this weekend. So I will share with you now though, the story of the Delta 8. So we bought it at this little shop here in East Nashville. And I decided that we were going to get the flavor of a strawberry shortcake. Well, because they had mango and I know you and mango don't get along. I ain't eating anything with no goddamn mango anymore. I am an anti-mango person. So we get these gummies, and we bring them home, and it says, if you're new to this experience, which I obviously am, you should consume half at a time. So like eat half a

gummy. If you feel like you could take some more, take some more. So I ate half of a gummy and I'm like, okay, this is fine. No big whoop. Okay, cool. Whatever. About 45 minutes go by and I go, I'm just going to do another one. So I eat the other half. Now, as I'm starting to eat halves of these gummies, I'm starting to feel, you know, kind of laid back, kind of chill, but I'm not feeling any sort of euphoria. Psychedelic experiences. I'm not feeling high. I'm not feeling like, oh, wow, like I'm like an out of body type of thing or anything out of the ordinary.

Correct. All right, cool. So I take another one. So that would be three halves. So one and a half gummies and I still feel nothing. Then the famous last words happen because I'm doing this live or I'm doing this throughout the night on Instagram, doing Instagram stories so people can kind of see the evolution of how I act whenever I take these.

And you weren't drinking anything like this. You didn't do beer or anything. It was straight gummies. Correct. So I do the fourth half. So I complete the second gummy. And almost instantly, I start to feel some stuff. Yeah, that was instant, too. It was like, whoa. And this is kind of how it evolved. I got some audio from my gram. Just had the second half of the second gummy.

So that's two full gummies. We'll see. Hello all. That's just me laughing. All right. My chest kind of hurts. I don't think it's, I don't think it's CBD gummy or think it's cbd gummy or related because my chest been hurting for the last couple days i think it's a back problem that's wrapping around

i don't know because i don't think just cbd gummies make your chest hurt delta eight gummies yeah i don't know like i have like a bat like this is not good this is so bad oh at that point i'm just laughing my ass off and i don't know why i was concerned you might be having a heart attack and i i was too but i think it's like it's a it's this like pinch nerve or something i have in my back that kind of like mimics this pain throughout my body but i couldn't stop laughing and i couldn't figure it out like it really feels like something's about to explode in my chest every time i laugh like it tightens up by having a heart attack

all right i'm back again what did you think was on the floor i didn't think any i thought there was a frog on the floor okay in my defense it looked like there was a frog on the floor it was a big clump of grass that i thought and man let me tell you my ass it was kind of like in the dark so i couldn't totally see and i'm kind of squinting and leaning down i got on my hands and knees to look at what i thought was a fucking frog it was not a frog it was not a frog it was a clump of grass resemble a frog i thought it resembled a frog but it did not it was not a frog i repeat it was not a frog we continue jelly it wasn't a frog it was grass my gout pain

is almost gone all right update i may have been a little buzzed a little while ago but i may be less buzzed right now. And my chest issue does not seem to be gummy related, but my chest does bother me. I think it's my back and my chest, something that I usually go to the chiro for. So I might have another half gummy. Who knows? So I just had the second.

Technically the fifth half. So I've had two and a half gummies. And we'll see if that next half does what it did to me a little while ago where I was like laughing my ass off and everything. And I truly couldn't stop laughing. Like I didn't want to laugh. I just kept laughing. So something happened. And I kind of felt a bit kind of like I was floating a little bit like

My legs were kind of jelly-legged a little bit. I kind of dug it, but it didn't last long It's a couple minutes And then some that was made funnier because my chest hurt and Julie couldn't stop laughing But there was a stretch there where I felt kind of like a little light you know like hey to feel that way again here soon because it was neat and i wish my chest didn't hurt for it but anyway i'll give you an update here in a second the pocket house commercial holy shit the pocket nozzle update it's going on 11 o'clock. There.

Yeah, you really were into the pocket hose, which we just watched Decades TV all weekend. Yep. I mean, we turned on some of the hockey for a little bit. We just watched WKRP all weekend. WKRP was on all weekend, nonstop, on Decades. Yeah. And they just kept showing the Al Borland, right?

Yep. A guy who I have ridden in a limousine with before, thank you very much. Well, Al Borland was doing a commercial for something called the Pocket Hose. The Pocket Hose. And you were just, like, tickled beyond belief. Act like you weren't laughing at it. You were laughing your ass off at the Pocket Hose, too. But I was more so laughing at you laughing your ass off at the pocket hose.

It was funny. The pocket hose was hysterical. There was something about the nozzle and everything on it. It was great. We should have pulled up the YouTube video, but it's got to be on there. The pocket hose. Have you guys seen the pocket hose commercial? And then there was another one too for like the silver pocket or something.

I forget what it was called, but there was a follow-up that was on there, too. Silver bullet. That was it. The silver bullet. Okay, so is this the... There's the pocket hose. Let's see. This is nine years old, huh?

That's probably not the same one. No. Maybe, maybe not. Let's see. I mean, I'm sure they say the same stuff in it if I had to guess. Let's see. I mean, I'm sure they say the same stuff in it if I had to guess. Let's see. Get in there. Boy, am I glad this is the last time I have to wrestle with this python.

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basically the same commercial. Let me see it. And then there's the silver bullet. Come see the world's strongest man lift a 50 foot hose with one finger. I will never forget my very first pocket hose. That little guy became the biggest expandable hose in the world. But now, 10 years later, technology has helped us build an even better pocket hose. The silver bullet. I'm telling you, we just get better with age. Thanks to our new outer shell, it's virtually indestructible.

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Trust the brand with 126 worldwide patents, 50 million hoses. I don't know if we have the knockoff brand, but I think we have the pocket hose. I think we do. I think we might have bought the silver bullet. I think we might have. I think we have it. Yeah, because we bought two hoses that one time we were trying to do the slip and slide. Oh, God.

But imagine you're watching that, and the guy's talking about hoses and kinks and how they fully expand imagine watching that while you might be sort of kind of high for five minutes off of these gummies off of these whatever the hell kind of gummies these delta eight gummies see i have the cbd gummies that i take like if i I have anxiety or I can't sleep. They kind of relax you. But again, those don't have the THC, so that wasn't going to be what you needed. So we had to get you your own Delta 8 gummies. And I

did, and I experienced like this semi euphoria for about five or six minutes. Like, I couldn't stop laughing. I'm shocked, like, with your luck that today they didn't just say, hey, guys, we're doing drug tests. Because the Delta 8, it does say that it will show up in your.

Wouldn't that have been something? Like, that would be the moment. They're like, sorry, Josh. Are you kidding me? I went my whole life without ever doing any sort of marijuana. Yep. And then I get busted. The one damn day.

The one damn day is the day that I get busted. Oh, but now you're all like, hey, let's go find the real deal. I kind of want to. Now I want to try it. Well, what did your listeners always say? Where do they go? Somewhere in Illinois? They go to like Metropolis, Illinois.

So, I mean, if you want to make a road trip to Metropolis, Illinois, or if any of our listeners just want to send us some gummies, is that legal? Probably not. Well, I mean, it's probably not legal to go buy them and bring them back into the state either. Probably not. So if anybody's listening that just wants to send us some CBD, not CBD, we're not children anymore. No, cannabis gummies.

Some cannabis gummies. If you're feeling it, have at it. We're here for it. But yeah, that was the weekend. And you know, the gummies made my gout hurt less in that moment too. They probably made everything hurt less. It was a nice time.

It was a nice experience. But then I tried, here's the problem though. Then I woke up on Sunday morning and I was groggy as shit. I was kind of out of it and kind of tired. Now with beer and shots and everything, you wake up and you're like, all right, good to go. But the gummiesmies they got you dude today i woke up at 4 20 to go to the radio station and normally after we have a sunday of just getting stupid with the booze i'm able to roll out of bed at 4 20 and go let's go today i woke up and i'm like where the fuck am i like i was like whoa

really tired and just but so gummies are not for school nights. I don't think gummies are for school nights. Now maybe the kind of gummies you have where it'll help you sleep or something. Like I felt like I just drank half a bottle of NyQuil. You know, that feeling you get when you, uh, you know, you, you go to sleep after drinking NyQuil, then you wake up the next day and it's like, you're just not all there. That's kind of how I felt with that. But I enjoyed it. It was a nice time and now I'm ready to up my game a little bit and see where it takes

us next. I want to go to the next level. Is pot legal in Michigan? It is actually. I think that it is. Well, I'm going to Michigan this weekend. Maybe I should just go sit in my hotel room and just chew on some gummies. What if you try to bring them back? Do they stop you at TSA for that?

Maybe. Whenever you guys listen to this, send me a message to let me know if I'd somehow get popped. Although I actually have a friend of ours. Actually, a friend of ours has brought gummies through TSA before and it wasn't an issue okay well if you want to try it i i will consider it i'm not telling you to i'll you know what maybe i will maybe i'll go find a place maybe let's look up a place in the detroit michigan area where i can go purchase some uh some uh just some little chewy uh treats I'm sure there's plenty and just see what happens. YOLO, right? I'm going to be sitting in my hotel room for most of Thursday night. I got to still get up on Friday to do the show. Uh, so we'll see, but maybe I will, maybe that'll be it. Maybe I'll

go chomp on some of these, uh, these chewy treats, um, before I go do the appearance for the radio station. Maybe that's the answer. I don't know. But I'll say this, that it was quite the experience. And I would like to experience it again, but for a lengthier period of time. There was a euphoria about it that I really enjoyed. But anywho. But yeah, so other stuff going on today. What is going on in the world today on this Monday? What are people raging over? What are they mad about?

What are they talking about in the world? There's a new Deshaun Watson lawsuit. We're up to 24 now. There is no doubt that this guy did something that somebody did not want him to do at some point, right? Well, I feel like his lawyers are not helping him any. Like, we didn't talk yet because we haven't done a podcast since then, but on Friday, Tony Busby, right? Yeah.

No, it's Rusty Hardin the other way around. Yes, his lawyer. His lawyer was on with Seth in the morning, right, on 610. Correct. And somehow dropped the line about how all happy endings aren't necessarily illegal and all this stuff. Yes, which, while true, I would imagine. I was trying to say, but I mean, if you're trying to really defend your client who's got, at that time, 23 lawsuits brought against him. Yeah, like not exactly the best look for you, chief.

And then he had to go and backtrack and issue a statement after he did that interview with them. And then today I was reading a story about how he was, another one of his lawyers, Deshaun's lawyers was explaining how he gave a salon owner $5,000 because he's a nice guy and he supports black businesses. Here's why I know that that's completely disingenuous, right? Because you're playing the perfect angle

to make yourself look good and appeal to your base of people, right? If you go out and say, first of all, there are a lot I would say that 90 something percent of black men that I see on social media, don't think Deshaun Watson did anything wrong or think there's anything wrong with the situation, right? They're like, whatever these chicks are probably asking for it again. That's just social media. Social media can be bullshit. Social media can be a total farce. We know this. We understand this. It's not real life. But when I see black

dudes on social media, black dudes on social media are like, what the fuck? Who fucking cares that the guy probably they're lying about the dude anyway. Right? So it's a smart move to play that angle. If you're rusty heart and saying, look, my man was just giving money to some black owned businesses to help them grow. How can you hate a man that did that? Did you know that Deshaun Watson had like a single mother? Did you know that he lived in a house that was built by Warwick Dunn? Did you know that he cares about women so much? Did you know that he cares so much about them? He asks them before he masturbates on them. He cares about what women say. Like, I really don't like him. Like, I don't know what he did or didn't do, and I'm not a fucking prude.

If some dude's getting jerked off at the fucking massage place, then you're getting jerked off at the massage place. But when 24 or 25 people are involved in it, yeah, maybe some of them might be full of shit and some of them might be involved in a money grab. I'm sure that's very possible. There's also a scenario that could be involved in here where this dude is a fucking, an ass clown who has no concept of what's right and what's wrong as it relates to him because he is a narcissist.

Like, I don't know that there's any other way to look at the guy but say that he's a narcissist. Right. Like you saw the reactions that he gave in his press conference a couple weeks ago. Those were the reactions of a narcissist. Like that's the kind of reaction you would get from like Ted Bundy defending himself in court. Like, like he is a narcissist and he has got issues in that regard. I have zero respect for him. I don't like the guy and I'm rooting against him. And I don't know if, I don't know what he did or didn't do, but for whatever reason, I just, I'm turned off by him. He doesn't like, I just like, and it was such a term because like, he always had that persona

of like, this is a great guy. Like he's got a great story. Like he's so easy to root for. And then one minute he says, I'm not playing for your stupid team anymore. The next minute there's 24 women saying that they sexually were assaulted by him. Correct. So yeah, I, and his lawyers are just really stupid. It seems it does. sexually assaulted by him. Correct. So, yeah. And his lawyers are just really stupid, it seems.

It does. I feel like they handle this thing very poorly. I remember one of the stories was like, okay, well, he does admit that he had consensual sex with a few of the ladies, right? Yes. And then it went into like, well, you know, happy endings, guys. Don't act like you haven't been there. Guys, am I right or am I right or am I right? And I don't know this because I'm not a guy, right?

But if I was a dude and I went and I got a massage, I would be embarrassed if I ejaculated. Like, oh my God. I would be too. And then I don't know if I would go back and do it again. And if it happened again, I'd be like, okay, maybe this isn't for me. Correct.

This is embarrassing. You don't keep doing it. No, the dude's clearly a creep. Now, is he a predator? Is he a criminal? I don't know, but he's certainly a creep. I think that's fair. That's one of my main fears when getting a massage from anybody is you get a boner or you fart.

There are two things you don't want to do while getting a massage, a fart or a boner. And both require you to not be relaxed because you're so nervous that you're going to fart or get a boner that like that consumes your thoughts. You know, like, like that's why, like when I get a massage, I'm not naked when I get a massage, generally speaking, I have underwear on when I get a massage, but like it, dude, when you're getting a chick rubbing your legs and shit, it is arousing. And you have to sit there and be like, fuck, don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't fart. Don't fart.

Don't get a boner. Those are the two biggest concerns you have as a man while getting a massage. And he obviously did not have those concerns. He was actually urging his boner. He was like urging his penis to go erect. He's like, come on, fella. We can do this together. Me and you, we got this buddy come

on get hard so I can jerk off on these chicks so maybe I've missed this but at what point now does the NFL make a decision like they've got to suspend him right I would think they will at some point I mean look you're suspending guys like uh and people love to go back to what's his name in Dallas Zeke you know he had multiple issues but like if you suspended him for whatever it was, six games, however many games he got suspended, like, how are you not going to suspend a guy that's had 24 people accuse him of sexual assault? Who was the guy that got suspended for making the bet? Calvin Ridley. Yes.

For a whole season. Correct. Now, again, they view these things in different ways. Like, they view the integrity of the game is different than a guy jerking off on some ladies. Like they actually, I mean, you can argue that it's ridiculous,

but it is true. Like they care more about whether or not like the game, the integrity of the game is messed up as opposed to whether or not a football player blows his load on some chick, you know? But, um, you're right though,

because like Watson went from being kind of this really likable kind of, um, you know, he was a great story. He was a great story. Seemed like a nice guy, always smiling. And you're right. It started with wanting to leave the Texans, which, Hey, we were all kind of on board with like, Hey, whatever we get at their disaster. I don't blame you for wanting to leave.

It sucks. But then when it got to the point of the sexual assault stuff, and I get that you're going to become a more hardened individual whenever you're involved in the court of law and like everybody's going after you. So I get that you're not going to be the same, you know, outgoing type of person. My issue with you is when you're so outwardly like full of shit in your press conference and like, it's all about you and your press conference and you use, you're a narcissist that was the part where i'm like all right i've really lost it for you dude like you're full of shit and you give off like weird creepy serial killer type of vibes like the kind of vibes

you get when someone is just completely locked into themselves narcissistic serial killer type of guys and that's the vibe i get from him not Not that he's a serial killer, but that he is an effed up individual and is in his own universe. Remember, as we said, it all kind of started when he wanted to leave the Texans and says, I'm not playing anymore. Now, if you believe the conspiracy theorists, remember, Cal and the boys set this whole thing up. Those conspiracy theorists are stupid and probably racist. That was always my favorite. Oh, they're going to ruin his career because he didn't want to play for him. That said, I've kind of like gotten myself head first into some conspiracies lately

that I have not heard anybody say. And this wasn't even off the Delta 8. This was just normal. This is just my thought. But like with all these shootings, like these shootings just keep happening and they almost all seem kind of uninspired, just kind of out of the blue shootings

now maybe that's just the media covering them more because guess what people have gotten shot on south street in philadelphia before people have gotten shot in chicago you know but it's just now everyone's jumping like oh it was a mass shooting from what i've read and i don't know how true this is i don't think they've actually confirmed anything in philly yet but it was two guys who got into a fight they both happen to have a gun on each other and started shooting. And of course, innocent people get hit. That sucks.

Yes. But these things have been happening before. This isn't new. Gun violence isn't new. But it seems like now every other day, oh, we had three mass shootings today, guys. Did you? I mean, like, you did.

It sucks. It's awful. Yes, but my conspiracy that I'm kind of diving into, and I'm feeling like... But it's not like someone rolled onto South Street and said, all right, white supremacy. No. Shoot everybody.

It's just people with guns shooting each other. And they're usually personal altercations. Yeah. And everybody likes to throw the term mass shooting on it now because it helps push across their agenda on this stuff. But my problem is, like, when I watch the, like, and this is going to make me sound like a lunatic. Oh, boy. And that's fine.

Very rarely do I dive into the conspiracy theory game here. But here you are. But here I am. And I'm going headfirst into this one. I feel like there's something going on here where these mass shootings, quote unquote, are not just coincidental. They're happening seemingly every day. The news media is all over them every day.

It's like there's something about... Now, again, I'm diving into it here. I feel as though there's something up with these shootings. Again, call me a wacko, call me a nut bar. So what do you mean something up? I feel like something higher up is going down the food chain and someone's setting these things up. So these are hired guns?

They may not be hired guns, but they're people who are in on something. Is it far-fetched to think that there could be government officials that snatch some fucking people up and say, hey, listen, I know that you've got blank, blank, blank on your record here. Hey, you go out there and do our deeds for us and we'll just, we'll wipe all that out. Is that impossible for that to happen? Do I sound like a fucking lunatic right now?

You do. I may sound like a fucking lunatic. I think it's that these kinds of shootings have been happening and they always will happen frequent basis but now like it's the trendy story the news has to jump on everything like i saw like this morning three dead in grand rapids shooting downtown i'm sure that's not the first time correct and most of these end up being personal altercations and i'm not trying to make this to make this thing. Or people getting into fights, and it sucks. And I know that some people hear this, they go, stop getting political.

I don't view this as getting political. It's just, to me, guns should not be, or violence should not be a right-wing versus left-wing thing. I'm not naive, I understand it is. But I don't view this as breaking down liberal versus conservative. I view this as breaking down something that impacts everybody's lives,

which is this gun shit. Now, the other thing you have to realize, too, is like two very different situations. Like guys get into a fight, start shooting, people get hit, innocent bystanders, versus guy charges into a school and shoots up a bunch of kids. Two very different situations. Correct.

And these gun laws, oh, take away the AR-15. Well, that's probably not what they had on South Street, for example. Well, and here's where I just think people are morons. And a lot of people aren't gun people, and that's okay. As we've discussed, I'm not like some huge gun person. I was at the range today and having a nice time. We were doing a training session where you shoot in low light. So I had a flashlight and I'm shooting guns. It's pretty cool. I have no desire to have a gun. I don't feel that I had a flashlight and I'm shooting guns. It's pretty cool. I have no desire to have a gun. I don't feel that I need it and I'm fine with that. But I'm watching this on

Face the Nation on CBS and this says 72% of the nation believes mass shootings are preventable. That's fucking stupid. But I'm going to play some of the audio from this. We'll watch it as we go here. But it's just this guy showing all these numbers. And so do they feel powerless or do people believe they can do something about it? The good news is people think this is preventable. You get big majorities that say it can be stopped. It can be prevented.

And it's not something that we have to accept. But it is. Like you have to accept that no matter what you do, we have seat belts, there are regulations with vehicles, all that stuff, right? You're not allowed to drink and drive. It is against the law to drink and drive. Yet somebody drinks and drives, somebody T-bones a family of four in their station wagon, and the family of four dies, and that guy is in jail and then gets let out two months later point being in all of this is if you're someone like the question is can we prevent uh mass

shootings if we really tried you cannot you cannot do that it is impossible to guarantee that there will be no mass shootings that is a like the fact that anybody would answer yes we can prevent that they are fucking stupid if we really try if we really tried guys well kumbaya super but it's not possible like i'm tired of dealing with these people that live on fucking fantasy island yeah it doesn't work that way there will always be people getting shot well can you eliminate can you eliminate like maybe can you help the shootings at schools? Can you maybe prevent stuff with different kinds of weapons? I'm all for that and I can entertain that. But like a stupid question like, hey, can we prevent and stop mass shootings if we really try it?

No. And you 72% of people are fucking imbeciles. Well, I think we both agree and I think most people would say, yeah, there is an issue here and something should be done. But anything that is done isn't going to eradicate the problem. Correct. And these people just think like, oh, this will fix everything. Or like the Eagles today doing their gun buyback in Philadelphia. They're asking people to bring their firearms to Lincoln Financial Field, unloaded, of course,

and they'll give them $100 in exchange for those guns. And you know who's going to bring those guns? Like people who have extra guns that they've stolen more than likely. They're like, well, do I really need 10 of these guns I stole? No, I guess not. Or maybe like the husband whose wife is like, you know, honey, maybe we really shouldn't have that gun in the house. Just go bring it. You know, you're not getting the guns that are causing the issues.

Like people love to like look at these things and put some nice, bright, shiny, you know, like little banner over it and say, hey, guys, we're trying to do our best. Like, great. You might buy back 50 guns from people. And guess what? Most of those people who are selling you those guns are not people who had one gun and they were like, I've seen the error of my ways and I don't need this gun no more. And those people aren't the problem. And what they're trying to do with a lot of these too is get kind of these unlicensed

guns off the street, stolen guns, whatever. They're trying to get those off the street. The problem is if anybody's bringing those, they've got 10 others. They're just looking for a quick hundred bucks. They're bringing whatever their shittiest gun they have is. Say, here you go. And they'll say, hey, here's a hundred bucks for you. Like, come on.

Like, my problem is not the argument about guns and whether or not things should be safer and what we can do to make kids safer at schools or whatever. I'm all about entertaining all of those discussions, and we should entertain all those discussions because you want to send your kids to school and feel like, hey, they're safe. What can be done? Can there be more security? Can there be armed teachers?

You can have a bunch of discussions about it. What is not a realistic thing is this idea that, well, just take it. And I'm not trying to sound like a wacky Republican guy here. But the savior in all this is not, well, just take everybody's guns. It can't work that way. Common sense gun laws. Okay, tell me more. Correct. How exactly?

The idea that there are 72% of people surveyed. I don't know if they were surveyed at a fucking Chuck E. Cheese or where they were surveyed. But you cannot prevent mass shootings, just like you cannot prevent drunk drivers, and you cannot prevent people from dying of lung cancer, and you cannot prevent people from getting raped. Like bad things, like somehow, it's the same thing with the Rona. These are the same people who with the Rona were like, basically, we all have to stay inside because we can't get anybody sick. Well, people getting sick is part of life. People get sick in life. Like you cannot just prevent people from getting hurt or from dying. That cannot happen. Those are

things that are always going to happen. So the fact that there are 72% of people surveyed in this face the nation poll, the CBS news poll, 72% say, yes, we can prevent and stop mass shootings. If we really try, you cannot. now that doesn't mean you just sit back and bend over and say hey wacko mass shooters come shoot our fucking kids you try to find a place where you can do your best to improve the situation but they cannot be prevented and that is fucking dumb and it drives me batshit crazy because these people are fucking lunatics i just i don't understand how you live on some sort of fantasy island where you're like, yep, well, we can prevent that.

Yes, you can completely eradicate guns. Guess what? People will still get them. Look at, there was a time before you and I existed, a time of prohibition. What was prohibition? Well, it was illegal to have alcohol. Guess what? The bad guys fucking found the alcohol and sold it.

Yep. They always find a way so like just like i'm it hurts my soul that there are 72 of these people surveyed in here that just say yep we can prevent it you cannot and you cannot prevent auto death despite everything you can try to do to make cars safer people will still die in car accidents not to say you know you shouldn't try some stuff like you know of course try all you can do something because it is pretty awful right now. Try everything you can that's within reason and try to make it happen. You can't believe it's going to just end. Yes, but you cannot control people's thoughts and you cannot control people's minds and you

cannot alter or help how crazy they might be or how depressed they might be. Or if a guy walked in on his wife screwing the fucking boss today and he goes bat shit crazy and you have a falling down scenario where the guy goes in and shoots up the fucking fast food restaurant the bank and everything else like these things are going to happen you cannot live in a world where there's no risk there will always be risk now there's more to this let's see now there is a quarter who says that unfortunately this may be something that we have to accept in a free society. Those are realists, those 28% of people surveyed. Thank you, realists. And I do want to point out some partisan difference here. There is bipartisan view that it can be prevented.

This is not going to shock you. 85% of those surveyed that believe that you can prevent mass shootings were Democrats and 15%, and then 56% were Republicans. It's spectacular. Now here though, how about this? 73% of independents believe that you can prevent mass shootings if you really try. You know what, I think you could play in the NBA if you really fucking try. Like, why can't people, like, people would be realistic about that. Nobody would come to me if I walked out tomorrow and said, you know what, I'm going to go try out for the Bulls. You know what they'd tell me?

Go fuck yourself. You're an idiot. You cannot play for the Bulls. Yet when people throw out this Pollyanna bullshit about how can mass shootings be prevented, people are like, yeah, I think we really can if we really try, guys. Yeah, it's kind of like when you tell the little kid, you can do anything. You can't. Anything you want to be.

You can't. Just, you know, work hard and dream big. You can't. I mean, you're lying to those kids. Correct. And you know what? When they're five years old, you should tell them that. Sure.

You should tell them, hey, you can do whatever you want. Of course. But when your kid's 17, 18 years old, and he's five foot five, and he's like, I want to play in the NBA, you're like, listen, you're doing very well on your Knights of Columbus team. You're not going to make it any farther than this. And that's okay. That is okay.

But there are four in ten Republicans who do say that it may be something we have to accept. And that partisan difference is going to cut through a lot of this, Margaret. Now, I do want to say that when we ask people why they think that the U.S. has so many unfortunate mass shootings, the availability of guns comes out as a top answer, but not the only answer. People point to things like mental health issues, the influence of violence in the culture. So it is a race. So if that's the case then, and there are 37 percent of people who say it's violent movies and video games then why not ban violent movies and video games i mean that'll save mass shootings i believe there are organizations that do try to do that yeah then do it like if you

like that's the thing though all these people have these grand ideas about how to make the country safer but all of it has to do with essentially banning guns that's their answer they don't want to get down to the root of any issues, which are there are mental health issues like and they don't want to lose anything that they enjoy. Like all these people that would say, well, you know, we need to make things safer. They probably like watching violent movies and video games, or they probably like something that if you said, hey, if you took this away, like if we looked at people and said, take away alcohol and you would eliminate a lot of cases of people dying of fucking cirrhosis they'd say well i don't want to give up alcohol i enjoy alcohol i can control how much alcohol i consume yeah and most people could consume what they're

doing with fucking guns thank you again the people who are getting the guns legally and passing the background checks and everything like that are not the people that are causing the problems and we continue age and that is important. But I do want to look at this idea of the availability of guns because the numbers who say that gun laws should generally become more strict is up in recent weeks. It's up since the tragedy in Buffalo to 60% now. And then when you look again at what people think is causing this

and what might be a way forward, well, the USA would be safer. Forty six percent say if no one or fewer people, I guess. So there are 46 percent over almost half the people surveyed said if nobody had guns, we'd be a lot safer. But there will always be people that get them. Like, again, this is not a political thing. I'm trying to avoid the discussion about Republicans, Democrats, whatever. And I guess I should clarify, too, like, when I say, like, you know, the people passing the background checks and all that, the law-abiding citizens, because there are people that will pass background checks that have never had issues before that do have bad intentions.

Correct. So I guess I shouldn't say all that. But for the most part, the wrong people are going to get the guns no matter what regulation you have. Correct. Like, I just, again again this is not republican versus democrat shit i don't care about that this is just people shit and it baffles me that there are people who live in this universe and they refuse they're the same people as they are with the covid stuff they want you to stay at home and like just lock yourself down but nobody wants to

acknowledge that fast food was bad for the rona or drugs alcohol whatever they don't want to lose all that shit they don't want to get rid of it but But with the guns they do. And I think a lot of it is because people are not, they don't, they don't feel comfortable around guns. A lot of people aren't gun people. I am not a gun person, but after doing this training that I've done multiple times over at the Glock store, I feel like I know my way around it at least a little bit where I don't feel as scared of a gun, if that makes sense. Like I'm not as nervous about it because I experienced it. Maybe people should experience that kind of stuff. People should at least get trained to do it. There's

a lot of stuff I wish I were trained to do that I have no intention of doing, but it'd be nice to know I did it. Like I'd like to be a master of none, but kind of a guy who can do a lot of a little or a little of a lot or whatever, but is not a master of these things. But the idea that 46% of the people say the USA would be safer if no one, if fewer people had guns, well, guess what? The bad people, again, would still have the guns there, and this shit is just stupid. stupid number who think that the u.s would be safer if fewer people had guns it does outweigh the number who say that they think things would be safer if everyone or more people had guns but this is a mix and it comes back to this larger idea that to solve a problem and prevent a problem you first have to come to agreement on its causes margaret, and that's the thing is the cause of this problem is not the guns. People are the cause of issues. And we all know this. It goes to it. It does not fail.

It goes that way for everything. People are the issue. There are greater issues than the gun. And like if they said tomorrow, Josh, if they put stricter laws, it wouldn't impact my fucking life. I would not care because I don't plan on buying a gun, right? So it wouldn't bother me. But what would bother me is that these people live in this fucked up fantasy world that they live in where, yep, guns are bad. We get rid of those. Life is good. You're just full of shit. You're simpletons. For allegedly smart people, you are fucking simpletons. Well, what happens if we do pass all these common sense gun laws and we restrict guns, we make it very hard to attain guns

and everything like that, everything that the dream is from these people, right? Yep. Well, what happens when there's another mass shooting after that? Is that just an oops? Like, what's the excuse then? Correct.

Well, that's how it is with anything. You go to a school, there are no gun zones. Doesn't stop the kid from going in with a gun. Yeah, that sign doesn't really, like, that sign's nice, but. It's it's just weird like today is the anniversary of um of uh of like two live crew of like me so horny uh like basically being banned in like 1990 i think is when it was it's the anniversary of that and like some dude like some dude in concert got arrested for playing it like

it was a big deal. And the same people who now sit there and are suckling off the teat of the government and want the government to save you are the same people who told the government to go fuck itself in the eighties. And we're like, no, we will not be shut down. We are not going to have more restrictions. We want freedom. Now it's the same people who are like begging to be locked down and to have people put in restrictions like again and if you're someone that's like hey i want stricter gun laws i'm not necessarily saying i'm against you right not what i'm saying is you live in a paulina world not you per se but like people that are 78 of these people that were like yeah let me tell you

you know when we get rid of the gun it's's not preventable. It's just nothing that's preventable. There is no world where everybody is 100% safe from anything. Let's say you're a shut-in and you want to stay inside all day and avoid any kind of bad that could happen. Well, maybe carbon monoxide can get you in your house or you get bed sores. You don't move. You don't exercise. You get obese. Like nothing is safe. Nothing is 100% safe. So you just do that. And I feel like there was another time and place and another world, another lifetime, where people understood that not everything was safe. And you just kind of, you did the best to protect yourself, but you just went, you hoped

for the best. Well, at least Joe Biden's going to be on Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday, so. Well, I won't see it. The only late night I see is Colbert. And that's only because our TV is on CBS in the morning to watch the shitty local news so when we go to bed and turn on the TV it's always on CBS and it's always on Colbert and I will watch five minutes of it and get ill and it's always terrible it's not like the other day he's interviewing some like military guy about why guns are bad I'm like Jesus fucking

Christ this is brutal like I don, I don't get it. I don't understand it at all. I remember when late night TV used to be like comedy and funny. Sure, but it was a long-ass time ago. Feels like ages ago. All right, who do I need to tell them about, Jelly? Aqueduct Plumbing. Aqueduct Plumbing Company, Billy and his sister Mary.

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