The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Do We Have A Story For You

Episode Date: March 30, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly share an epic story involving a fender bender, a truck driver and liberals. After this ordeal, Josh is officially done with politics. He truly hates every side. A Smoothie King in Conroe is in hot water over a racist receipt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Check them out. This is the Josh Ennis Show. All righty. Well. Let's start here. I mean, this is my question. What's that? And I'm going to ask one of the most hardcore right-wing folks I know, M.W.

Solgrove. If you saw my hair. You mean all of them? I know, but I'm going to specifically, because that's who I'm thinking of right now. By my putting blue in my hair, does that scream liberal to you? So just to be clear, if you see Jilly and you were to meet Jilly and you see a girl with blue hair, not all blue hair, just blue in her hair. Yeah. Does that mean that that's a wacky liberal person?

Not like, oh, the color blue means liberal or whatever. But, like, when you see somebody with color in their hair, is that a clear-cut sign that they are a liberal? Now, so you say just color. I think it had a lot to do with it being blue. Well, it might. It might have. Joe says, not only do I assume you're liberal, but also desperate to discuss how you're genderless freak who grooms first graders.

Great. Well, thanks, Joe. Well, gotta go cut my hair. I guess this guy was right. Okay. This guy was not right. Okay, we're gonna get into all this right now. Right fucking now is what we're gonna do. We're gonna get

to all this. Oh, M.W. Sogrove, because I have blue in my hair, do you think that makes me a liberal? Automatically a liberal. You just saw me and you didn't know me and you said oh that girl is blue in her hair she must be a labral is that like is that a dead giveaway blue hair clearly a liberal is that the case or no okay ace gilmore says definitely got looks when i was picked okay i'm just this pisses me off now let's just get into this i'm never putting color in my hair again the fact that the fucking color of your hair is an indicator

about whether or not I didn't say you had a goddamn bone sticking through your fucking nose all I saw or your fucking mouth is fucking

ear pierced shut all it is is you have some fucking blue in your hair okay we gotta get into this shit this is absurd this whole fucking thing

is out of control and we're gonna start there with this out of control bullshit that happened to us today. And honest to God, after this bullshit I dealt with today, I hate Trump. I hate Republicans. I hate liberals.

I hate everybody and anybody whose main identifier is who they voted for. Fuck you. That's number one. Because I'm pissed off today. I'm really fucking pissed off. So here's what went down. He says assume double boosted triple mask and still a Bernie 2016. Like I i can never put color in my hair anymore don't listen to these fucking assholes you're all assholes okay you're all part of the problem you're a part of the problem with this

motherfucker we and these three motherfuckers well one motherfucker and two fucking stooges that we dealt with today yes all right so let's deal this so we were in our car today, our Sonata, our piece of shit Sonata. And we were stuck in traffic, not on the highway, but on our way kind of in like a suburb area. A busy road. There's a big shopping center, lots of restaurants. There tends to be traffic. So there's like two lanes. Like there's a stretch of it that's basically two lanes, right?

And you got traffic going both ways. Then it gets larger and it becomes two lanes on each side. Well, we were stuck in this traffic and we were going to try to get around this traffic like a back way that we know because we didn't feel like being stuck in it, right? So as we sit here, we are behind this 18 wheeler right this 18 wheelers in front of us this big rig so i get into the turn lane to turn to take our back way at the light at a light as it turns out that wasn't our turn you were one early i was one turn early so i said shit that's the wrong turn this 18 wheeler that we had then we had passed to get into the turn lane was now behind us, and he was like a mile behind us.

Yeah, there was plenty of space to jet back over. And nobody, nobody was close. So I said, all right, shit, so I just darted over. I got back over. In theory, I guess we cut off the 18-wheeler, but it's not like we jumped right in front of him. And I knew that it was in poor form, but I didn't do it deliberately. I thought I was at the right turn. I wasn't. So I got back up.

The next turn would have been our turn. And we didn't have to speed to get in front of him. There was plenty of room to get over. Correct. The intention was not to cut off the 18 wheeler. Correct. So we get over and I realized, oh shit, I got back in this lane. So it looks like I jumped this 18 wheeler. That was the initial thought was, okay, kind of a dick move. shit, I got back in this lane. So it looks like I jumped this 18-wheeler. That was the initial thought was, okay, kind of a dick move. But if I got to explain to the guy what it was, maybe he'd be an understanding truck driver. You know, like, oops, my bad, man.

I meant to make this turn. Didn't make that turn. Sorry, my bad. So we're back in the lane waiting to get up to the next turn lane. This 18-wheeler speeds up and gets right on our ass. Right on our ass. And proceeds to lay on his horn for about 45 seconds.

Yep. To which I'm like, all right, I deserve that. My bad. I tried to do a wave. Not like the 18-wheeler can see me. He's a mile in the sky. We're in a Sonata. He's right on our ass.

You know, pulling the horn. Fine. I deserve that. I, in theory, I cut you off. It wasn't deliberate. You owned it. I owned it. I mean, I obviously couldn't say that to the guy cause he was laying on his horn and I couldn't give him the old wave or anything like that. But I said, I, my bad, dude, I get it. He was going to give you a chance to, well, and then I fucked up, whatever. So as we're sitting there it becomes two lanes the 18 wheeler gets in the lane next to us and we're still stuck we still we're not too far from our turn but we're

not close enough to really like it would be in poor form to jump over and kind of a median and go to the turn right so we're sitting there guy lays on the horn 40 seconds as we're sitting there this guy starts to open up his door and get out of his truck to confront me yep at which point i go fuck the last thing i need now important to note this guy was not wearing a shirt nope and he was wearing either a bandana or a trucker hat i don't remember which one i think it was a band A bandana. So the guy's got a bandana on, no shirt. He was serving up some Joe Exotic vibes.

He's proceeding to get out of his truck. And I'm like, this guy looks like a fucking lunatic. And you hear the stories about the road rage and like this guy

obviously wanted to fight and was not ready to get an explanation. Like, so you panicked a little bit. Well, I'm like,

I don't want to start a, like this guy clearly has nothing to lose so i'm like all right i'm gonna try to get around this car that's in front of me and scoot the 40 feet up to the turn lane and be done well as i turn left as this guy's as i veer left as this guy's getting out of his 18 wheeler not wearing a shirt a truck like an f-350 is coming up the other side you know four wheels in the back like a big motherfucking pickup truck type of thing and the front end of our car scuffs the back end of theirs like you would see like in a nascar race it was not even a fender bender

because it's not like he plowed us or anything yeah it wasn't a dart over and neither neither car was going fast enough to really cause any damage. Correct. It maybe scuffed a little. That's basically what it came down to. Our front end, I got the worst end of it, whatever. But there were no dents or anything. It was fine. But it was enough where the guy stopped,

and he stops in this kind of crossed, checkered median in the front of us. And these two guys get out of this truck. Which is fine, by the way. I'm totally for it. We hit you. I owned it. Okay, I'll go talk to him. Luther was fine, by the way. I'm totally for it. We hit you. I owned it. Okay, I'll go talk to him. Luther was in the car with us.

Hey, I got it. I got it. It's my insurance card. Don't worry. Yes, Jilly got out of the car and was going to go bring them the insurance card. I'm sitting in there with Luther. Luther's freaked the fuck out at this point. I feel like if I open my door, he might just dart and just go and never come back.

So Jilly's just just gonna go give them the car and say hey let's pull over let's get out of the road yeah let's pull over somewhere you got to experience the shirtless redneck i sure did because he again at its core we hit the truck we're not saying we're not to blame for the actual hit yes but that would never have happened if shirtless fucking joe back here wouldn't have gotten out of his car to try to start some shit out of his truck. Correct. So I go to try to talk to the guys in the pickup truck, and I'm like, hey, sorry about that.

Like, you know, this guy was trying to get out of his car. We were just trying to get out of there, trying to, like, de-escalate the situation. If there's any damage, you know, I'll give you my insurance card. No big deal. Well, the shirtless trucker gets out and pulls up and says, yelling at the guys in the pickup, you need to file fucking charges against this dumbass motherfucker who doesn't know how to drive, pointing at you. And I was like, yeah, okay, well, it was the turn, and I'm sorry, like, we thought that was our turn. It wasn't, so we got back over.

Like, it wasn't our intention to cut anybody off. Like, I'm sorry. And he goes, no, you knew what the fuck you were doing. You think you're better than me. Okay? And now I think, like like these two dopes in the pickup truck were probably just whatever they two were kind of like hey you're a dumb ass but they were more calm i think the pickup the uh the truck driver the 18 wheeler guy got them all

riled up because he's like i'm friends with the mount juliet police department and you're gonna get a ticket and i'm like that's fine like let me just handle you got out of your car to come after me i tried to get out of the lane i hit these guys let me just give them the insurance i'm like that's fine like let me just handle i you got out of your car to come after me i tried to get out of the lane i hit these guys let me just give them the insurance i'm like you guys want to pull into a parking lot and this guy's still yelling at me still yelling like you are a dumb motherfucker and what did he say to me how did the liberal thing come up oh because your hair yeah i know i know but it's something that brought it up i was like no i'm sorry and he goes hold on i was texting i texted the whole story to andrea i want to get the quotes exactly right because it's so fucking perfect so and by the way these two dudes that we hit

in their truck which did very little damage had a don't tread on me license plate that was the line that started it because i was again saying let me you know let's pull over i'll get you the info we're not going to take off or anything, we'll handle it. The big rig driver goes, these people are what's wrong with America. Yes, I'm sorry that I missed my turn and cut you off even though you were a mile behind me and you escalated the situation. I am what is wrong with America.

And I asked, I said, well, what does that mean? He goes, it means you're a bluehead liberal and your husband doesn't know how to fucking drive. To which you say, how am I a liberal? No, I said, I voted for Trump. And he goes, well, you need to act like it. What does that mean? What does that mean?

It means sit your fucking ass at home and watch Tucker and talk shit about Biden all day. What does that mean and act like you voted for trump i fucking like real talk fucking hate trump i hate biden i hate this truck driver i hate the two hillbillies story's not done with them yet they're fucking morons so finally the guy in the truck driver is like yelling at the two in the pickup truck like look take my info i'll be your witness we're gonna make sure that you get charges filed against these people they're reckless they're going to get chick they're gonna get tickets we're filing charges and here's my number i'm a witness i know the mount juliet

police department i live here locally i live right up the road you call me we'll handle this yes and do you want me to call the police do you want me to call the police right now and i was like that's fine like if you want to if you feel it's absolutely necessary that's totally fine because in my mind i'm like i did nothing wrong i'm admitting fault for this accident yes please call the cops to report that we cut you off on accident so i told him like well that's fine we can call the police but can i get your info so that when they come i can say we were trying to get around because you got out of your truck to try to start some shit and he's like you don't need my info you don't know what i was fixing to do well you're probably fixing to come over here and try to kick my ass you weren't coming over here to say hey great

driving thanks for cutting in front of me in the traffic line yeah i was like you were getting out of your truck you don't know what i was fixing to do like great that's fine so he gives the guys his name and info he's like i'm a private independent trucker like i live right down here because i saw mw so go bring up you You can sue the trucking company. There was no like company on the rig or anything. I did look. He's like the snowman. He drives for himself. So finally he gets in his truck and leaves.

And I'm like, okay, maybe now this is finally, I can actually talk to these people whose car we actually hit. And I'm like, hey guys, do you want to just pull into the parking lot? Like this is stupid being in the middle of the road. The traffic's bad enough. Let's just pull over and we can handle it there. If you want to call the police, that's fine. If you want my insurance, that's fine.

So that's what I got out of the car. So he goes, okay, go to the advanced auto parts. So then we pulled into the advanced auto parts. And then this time you decided you wanted to do the talking. Then I'm going to get out. I'm like, listen, guys, my fucking bad. I tried to explain. Like, I tried to explain to the, and again,

these were seemingly young redneck hillbillies who just like to curse a lot because they were also calling us dumb asses and you're fucking stupid liberals and all this shit because i like that like dipshits that can't use their words it just becomes well it's because you're a lab role like it was literally everything i make fun of all in one thing yes so i i put we pull in and i get out of the car to talk with them and i'm not trying to escalate the situation with them i'm like listen my bad guys if we fucked your shit up insurance whatever well and normally and people that know like how to handle this situation like those two guys should have just been like okay let me take some pictures of my truck let me take some pictures

of your uh front of your car and let me get your insurance info and if it's you know more damage than we think then we'll handle it with your insurance. That's all I was saying. Like that's how a normal human being would handle a fucking fender bender. Correct. I don't know that these guys knew how fender benders work. I don't think they know what insurance is. They may not have it. So I'm like, listen, here's our insurance, whatever. They're like, man, I ain't calling the cop. There ain't no need to his, I like his reason, man man i ain't calling the cop there ain't no need to his i like his reasoning man there ain't no reason to bother the good police officers with this no fucking shit you don't bother police officers with a fender bender that's not how the world works tell that to your

new truck driving friend up there who was going to call the cops and not just give us a ticket press charges he wanted to press charges these people are imbeciles so i'm like dude like listen i'm sorry and And I tried to explain, I don't know why I'm trying to reason with these fucking hillbillies, but I'm like, let me explain to you why this went this way. So we're in the line. I thought I was making the right turn because it was a left turn, but making the correct turn to take a back road, to get out of this traffic and kind of weave around. Right. It's like, well, the trip, the turn to get out of traffic's back that way. I don't believe it. And you was in traffic that

whole time. And let me tell you something, brother. I saw you trying to swerve around for about a mile. I said, dude, I wasn't trying to swerve around. I was poking my nose out to the left a little bit to try to see around, to see how far the traffic was going down, to know if I should make my secret back turn to get out of here. Yeah, whatever, liberal. Dumbass. Dumbass. They kept calling me, well, it's because you can't fucking drive, you dumbass. And I'm like, you're right. I'm a dumbass. So while I'm the dumbass, would you like to have my insurance pay for whatever damage

to your car? Which there's clearly some. There's a nick. I don't know if we did it or not, but there's something right around the place that should have been that. Yeah, there was like a little dent. And I'm like- And I even pointed it out, which is probably stupid on my point.

I'm like, oh, is that from us like we can it's fine like i'm sorry yes so and i'm literally saying dude my insurance will fix this and i'll be fucked but you'll be fine they're like hell just you're a fucking dumb ass i'm done i'm done with you i'm done with you i'm like all right whatever so i was very close and this like there's no doubt these fucking inbreds listen to my radio station i bet you the semi-truck driver does for sure no doubt and like he'd be just distraught if he found out that josh ennis from the radio is a liberal with a blue-haired liberal bitch a wife. I don't know. He'd be destroyed. He probably misses John boy and Billy.

Let's be real. That's actually fair too. So these guys, when they pulled over, my first thought was what if, cause they got a don't tread on me license plate and they drive like an F three 50, right?

Like, like they drive one of those trucks. It's so big. It's like, it says like ranch edition on the side of it. You know, one of those. So I'm like,

I've really got a, I've got like a wild hair to just go, hi, I'm Josh Ennis from the radio. And you look like you'd like Molly hatchet tickets. I did not do that, but like, cause it was obviously that was a thought. Cause there's no doubt. These guys listen to the rock. They may hate me, but there's no doubt. These guys are listening to one Oh five, me, but there's no doubt these guys are listening to 105.9 The Rock. And then basically I was like, so you guys don't want to do anything about this? Man, fuck you. And they walk into the advanced auto parts and shit.

We gave them every opportunity. I had the insurance card in hand. That's why I don't know if they don't have insurance or they just don't understand how it works. But that's how it ended. M.W. Sogrove says, you should have asked if they follow CrimeStatsChad on the Twitter. If I would have done that, they would have said,

man, I don't use that internets. Yeah. We don't get the internets in my trailer. Which, whatever. So that's how that ended. I should have said, well, I'm sorry that we tried to swerve to avoid you. You watch this media with their agenda talking about the road rage stories, and then maybe, you know.

And then maybe the guy would have gone, wait a minute. You was talking about liberal agenda? Yeah, I was. Or, you know, if I had red in my hair, would that have changed things? Maybe so. If I had a Confederate flag shirt on, would they have gotten out and been like, oh, hell, ma'am, you have a good day. I'm like, Mr. Truck Driver, listen to me just one second.

I know one of them old Duke boys. I can get him on the phone right now. Do you want to talk to John Schneider? Do you want to talk to Bo Duke? Do you? I can get him on the phone right now. No, I really feel like if I would have had like a Trump hat or a Confederate flag shirt, they would have gotten out and been like, oh, hell, ma'am, accidents happen.

You tell your husband, have a good day. And that would have been it. She said, listen, I got a story for you. They show him your license and go, Jill, are you Jilly? Yeah, that's me. Your textual favors? Yeah, that's me. Your textual favors? Yep, that's me. No one knows me.

He's like, wait a minute. I'll do this. You know what? If you play rainbow for me tomorrow, this is all forgotten. You don't play rainbow for me, I'll fucking kill you and your family. And that's what makes me nervous, honestly,

is because this truck driver, I believe, did take our plate info because he was going to call the police and file charges against something that didn't impact him at all. I'm worried that he's going to find our address and that he's going to show up and murder us because he was psychotic.

He was. All because in his mind, I cut him off, which I did in theory, but it wasn't a deliberate thing. Like I've seen crazy people, many a crazy person. This was like next level psychotic. You would have thought I was out there screaming like this ain't my fault. I didn't fucking do it.

Like I'm saying, we're, we're offering you the insurance and you, sir, I don't know why you're even on the road right now. Let me tell you, sir. I'm sorry. I was in a, I was in a rush. I was going home to watch my, I looked, myvr is just pregnant with rachel maddow episodes and i have to watch them sorry friend but i've never that's why i'm worried like what if this guy just like shows up and tries to just like plug us ranch wilder says you guys need to carry

don't tread on me or me too hats in your car, depending on which crazy you encounter. It's a very good point. I think that's a solid move. Like, I agree. Friend, I had a parade to try to keep booze on party buses, and all I played was Don't Tread on Me. Guys, Don't Tread on Me. I know the guy from Damn Yankees. I know him.

He wouldn't remember me, but I've met him five times. Ace says, tell your neighbor to keep an eye out on your house. Well well obviously i can't because he probably thinks i'm a fucking labral too because my hair is blue as you guys just confirmed yeah so he's gonna be like have at it plug them and if they listen to my show at all they would have heard me today bitching about how dark my neighborhood is not in the dark in which they speak which is like oh it's getting dark in here which means there's a lot of black folks i mean it's actually dark in the neighborhood in the mornings, and it kind of freaks me out sometimes. So that was our day.

And, yeah, so I now hate Nashville. Like, now I'm wondering, like, should we have filed a police report? Like, hey, this guy literally, like, tried to get out of his car or his truck. He didn't try. He opened up his door. Like, that's why I started getting over. But then I'm not worried because there's cameras everywhere. Your thought was, well, what if they say that we fleed the scene?

Well, because there's cameras everywhere. We literally tried to reason with redneck idiots. My bigger concern is that the redneck idiot is going to come over here and plug us. Well, good news is Josh Ennis has a baseball bat next to the bed and it is wooden and it will hurt or like a shotgun just gonna come through the fucking window at some point like i enjoyed joe sir to smooth things over here's a my pillow like sir sir would you like a my pillow i used to endorse my pillow before it was racist to do so friends so would hey as, hey, you look like a fellow that would like a Trumpy bear. How about this?

You send me your address. I'll order you a Trumpy bear, and it will be their ASAP. See, I'm going to be so gross. Since y'all don't have to pay anything, it's good. Just leave it alone. That's what I'm hoping. I'm hoping this doesn't keep coming back. But these people were psychotic.

Well, I don't know. The two redneck queens probably. No, they were just dumb. back but these people were psychotic well I don't know the two redneck no they were just dumb but the one guy was psychotic like he's the one I fear about coming the two redneck guys don't even know where we live because they didn't take any of our information like think about how dumb you are we're literally going hey our bad the insurance you could have even if nothing happened

to your car you could have made something up and gotten money from insurance and they're like, fuck you. We ain't calling the cops. I'm like, first of all, that should have never been a consideration. That's dumb. We're not pressing charges for what? For what?

Because there was an accident. You don't really press charges for a car scuffing your car. And maybe you're right. Maybe it's time to get that gun. MW Sogrove. I know how to use it. I don't know. If we got a gunfight with you and the trucker, I think the get that gun, M.W. Sogrove. I know how to use it. I don't know. If we get into a gunfight with you and the trucker,

I think the trucker might win. Fuck that. I take classes. All I got to do is pull the fucking trigger and blow his head off is what I need to do. How about that? Blow his ass away. But yeah, that was really something.

I'm afraid. My favorite thing was like, I voted for Trump. Well, you need to act like it. What does that mean? That means you need to probably have some relations with your cousin. I think that's, like, this guy, this is the very moment that I decided I, like, I know I say I hate politics all the time, and I do. Trump can eat every dick in the world.

Biden can eat every dick in the world. And every other politician can eat every other dick in the world. Biden can eat every dick in the world. And every other politician can eat every other dick in the world. And their psychotic supporters who identify, like their main identifiers, who they voted for, fuck you too.

Like the fact that a fender bender is now political is a really sad state of affairs in this world. The fact that I can't put color in my hair, which I've been doing for the past 15 years boy fuck everybody but that was the moment i decided i hate nashville i hate to say that

but i just want to run off i want to are you in an oft to somewhere and just do my show from wherever and disappear but to be fair pretty much everyone we've met at least in our area has been very nice. They're all very nice. But you know what? This person has ruined it for all of them. That's how I operate. It has been ruined.

I now hate Nashville. You know what we need to do is just hoard some money away and then just go move to like Fort Walton Beach and just build a compound there and broadcast. I don't know that we make enough money to hoard money away. Not yet. But I've got a big side hustle plan that I have not let you in on yet. But I've decided that, well, Battle and myself have made a decision that we are both going to sell our plasma. Okay.

Which apparently is very easy to do and is very lucrative. Well, they don't want your labral plaza here. Does it matter? Plasma don't see politics. Plasma is plasma. So what we're going to do is, and Battle was supposed to go today. I don't know if he did or not. But we were talking about this gal who just saved up a bunch of money because every month she just sells her plasma and makes anywhere from $500 to $1,000 a month.

And just goes to Disney World every month she just sells her plasma and makes anywhere from $500 to $1,000 a month and just goes to Disney World every month with it. I'm thinking as a side hustle, all right, what I think I'm going to do is I'm going to start selling my plasma. Apparently, now this guy had a solid move that called us today. He said, yeah, my wife does it. Like if you're a first-timer at a lot of these places, they'll give you like $100 the first time, right? So you just bounce around from place to place and be a first timer. Then if you become a regular, it becomes more like 50 bucks a time. But if you've got the right kind of plasma, you can do it twice a week. That's a hundred bucks a week. I'll do a hundred bucks a week.

And your ass is going to do it too. Do you realize between the two of us, we can make like a thousand dollars a month just selling our plasma. I don't even know what the fuck fuck plasma does it's not like a play it's not as easy as drawing blood it is i googled it they said it's literally it's as easy as drawing blood that was the first thing i read i said what is it like to to uh to sell your plasma guess what it's as easy as drawing blood okay ace gilmore says she did it in college and passed out. I think that's an Ace Gilmore problem. I've talked to multiple people who did it in college to make side coin and they were fine doing it. That's a good move too. I'm going to start jerking off into cups too. You know what? How much do you get for your semen? How much is semen? Good call there, Harold.

Yeah, but then you got kids running around. I don't know they're my kids. No, but they will when they do the 23andMe and all these new DNA tests. I don't think it's how it works. Oh, yeah. How do you think all these people are like, hey, I found out that I have a half sister? DNA, bro. I'm going to give them a fake.

Well, shit. There's got to be a better way. There's got to be a way. No, that's because of all these new DNA testings make it so easy. That's how, like, I know, like, multiple people now who have found their long-lost siblings who they didn't even know they had because of the matching DNA. Shit. Okay, well, DNA will be, well, you know, we'll pass up the DNA for right now, the sperm, the semen.

I will just have abortions in the shower like I do every day. It takes between one and three hours to donate source plasma. That's a long time. I think that's false. I'm on the donatingplasma.org. I think they're exaggerating. They're not. I have nothing but time.

I have nothing but time. So I could sit around here and make no money, or I could give plasma or donate plasma and make stacks. Well, you have to be in good health, though. They give you, like, a whole physical. So if you're, you know, borderline. I'm in fine health. I don't know.

You might have the betas again this week. I don't have the betas again this week, Jilly. I never actually had the betas. See, Joe brings up a fair point, which is the fatter you are, the more plasma they can take. See, I'm going to be just fucking, I'm going to be the king of the plasma. I rule. What's your blood type?

Don't even fucking know. We'll find out. The ideal blood types are AB positive and AB negative. I'm AB positive. I'm positive. I've got it. I'm positive that I have a blood type. You can donate plasma every 28 days, no more than 13 times a year.

See, but that, see but that see that's false because there are some places that'll do it like twice a week well that seems shady it doesn't seem shady a lot of people do that i was talking to aaron tweeted me earlier aaron from uh 97.5 formally and he said that's how he like money in college. He just donated plasma. Look, do you want for us to get rich enough to live on the beach, Jelly? Well, you're just going to take your plasma money and put it in your gambling account. I will not. I will not do that. That is my commitment to you.

Plasma account is sacred. It's not for gambling. The plasma account is for a fund. And we're creating a fund. And that fund is to get us to the beach where we can live happily ever after. Fort Walton, Destin, Pensacola. The first donation can take about two hours and maybe a little more. Return visits take about 90 minutes but might be quicker.

Generally, donors are compensated for time. Please consider donating plasma. Again, new donors must donate plasma within six months before a donation can be used. You can donate plasma every two days, no more than twice in a seven-day period. I'm going to get rich. I wonder if Battle

actually did it. The plasma account is for a less dark neighborhood. Correct. We want to move into a neighborhood with sidewalks and streetlights, and the only way to do that is to donate plasma. I if battle did let me text him see if battle actually donated anything where the hell are you battle speak to me did you donate plasma and if he doesn't i'm going to really make him feel like shit and scare the hell out of him i'm'm going to get angry via text, which is an easier way to get

angry. I'm going to say, I really thought you were committed to this shit, bro. I'm telling Jonathan. That's what I'm going to do. Let's see. EKU Adam says, I got $60 a week in college because they paid more the

heavier you were. Plasma donation is for me. Boy, we're going to be just swimming. That means Battle probably should have gotten some coin too if he actually did. Ah, boy, this is exciting. M.W. Solgrove says, the racist smoothie king in Conroe

is a good wholesome family-friendly story from today. I did not see it. He posted the link earlier. Well, repost that link, M.W. Sogrove says the racist smoothie King and Conroe is a good wholesome family friendly story from today. I did not see it. He posted the link earlier. Oh, well repost that link MW Sogrove. And while you do that, tell me who I need to tell them about jelly. Uh, spindle tap brewery. Well, spindle tap brewery. They've got delicious beer from what I understand that, uh, if you, if you drink spindle tap,

uh, you have a more highly sought after plasma and it's worth more. I don't know why that's the case, but it is. I don't know why. But Spindle Tap rules. And of course, they've got delicious beers and we have them here in Tennessee now, which is fine and we love it. So if you want to get your weekend, it's already Wednesday. I mean, people start drinking what Thursday in our case, maybe Wednesday. I wanted to start drinking tonight after that whole incident. But what you would do is go get some of the delicious spinal tap and I say spinal tap, spindle tap. I was reading spinal tap. I'll tell you, I've had multiple spinal taps, not pleasant. Spindle taps are pleasant. So go by and see them over at the

tap room. They're awesome. We love them over at Spindle Tap. Spindle Tap, from what I found out, they will not be on the podcast for a quarter here, but they will probably come back during football. So that doesn't mean you should stop going to Spindle Tap or drinking their delicious beverage. But we love them, Spindle Tap. Joe asks, are you doing any post-WrestleMania drinking shows? Well, the plan is to do a drinking show Friday. Yep, Friday about 7.30. When does WrestleMania end? Probably too late for us lately because what happens is we get tired.

That's true. I get tired. So we'll see. Maybe things will get frisky. Like what always happens is we have these great plans like, oh, let's drink a little and watch something and then we'll get on Twitch. But then what happens is we drink so much, we just don't want to get on Twitch. All right, let's read this story here. Headline, we are your customers. Conroe business fires employee for controversial receipt directed

towards three black teens. Well, that'll do it. All right, let's see here. A Conroe Smoothie King employee has been fired after reportedly issuing a controversial receipt describing three African-American customers as three Negroes. Okay. Now, I'm allowed to say that even though that's what I said that got me fired. Last Tuesday, local civil rights activist Quan LX, he's still around, held a press conference outside the Smoothie King saying it was evident that racism was alive and well. Young black boys are not Negroes, he said. We are your customers. Quote, they should be able to walk into an

establishment and not be racially profiled by the color of their skin, said Amber Price, mother of one of the teens. The teens did not speak, but activists had plenty to say. Dr. Candace Matthews with the Rainbow Push Coalition was at the press conference and said, we not going to have nobody that looks like us come into your smoothie king. That's an actual quote from a doctor. Hmm. What kind of doc? Like I'm not one to judge, but what kind of doctor? Like, I don't know that I would trust a doctor that says we not going to have nobody that looks like us come into your Smoothie King. Quan LX added, we lie and tell our children go to school, make good grades,

play by the rules, do the right thing, keep your nose clean, stay out of trouble, and you'll be all right in America. That's a lie, says Quan LX. Just after the press conference, Smoothie King corporate headquarters sent a statement. It is important for us to state that we are and always have been committed to creating an inclusive environment that treats all team members and guests with kindness and respect. We have zero tolerance for discrimination and racism. In response to the incident that took place at our Conroe location, the local store owner took immediate action and terminated the employee involved and made a personal phone call to the individuals to extend.

Okay, mandatory. QuantLX told HOU if the employee was fired and the franchisee also underwent retraining, then the activist teens and families would be. So just to be clear, firing the person wasn't enough. The person who runs the store also needs to go into training. I would tell QuantLX to eat my ass. Fuck you. But how stupid is this person that put that on the receipt? Like, what are you doing?

Yes. I mean, I'm looking at the picture of the receipt. I mean, it sure looks like it says three Negroes. That's pretty stupid. So, but I enjoy like, like this has them so enraged that everybody needs to be fired. Like I get firing the person, but like, like, and the guy who runs this shit, you need to go to training and that will make us happy. That will mean racism is no longer alive and well, we will be fine.

Once you go to training. Was the fired employee going through his edgy comedian phase? We all went through at one point. That could be, it could be it could be could be uh one dopey smoothie employee doesn't confirm nationwide epidemic of racism of course it doesn't but i'll tell you what does uh confirm that all trump people are fucking imbeciles that fucking truck driver today you're all fucking diseased eat a dick uh pretty fucking stupid indeed. It made me laugh. Yes, I am laughing at the idea that this is some sort of sign that this is, you know, hey,

sorry, the world. We tell kids to go to school and I think you still should. Fun fact. Actually, I would tell your kids to not go to school because teachers are fucking lunatics now. And they're so concerned with being famous on TikTok. Like the number, and I know that libs of TikTok is not all teachers, right? There's a good number. But it's fascinating to see these people and how desperate they are to be famous on TikTok and just be trolls and be like,

well, I wanted to tell my kindergarten students that me and my lesbian lover eat each other's pussies every night. But oh, they say I can't do that because they're uncomfortable with lesbianism. Well, it's like, well, ma'am, maybe kindergartners don't give a fuck that you munch rug.

And you see, because my hair is color in it, this is what people think I am. Yep, that's it. I was going to get blue again. I was going to redo it, but fuck. I wore a strap on to fuck my pansexual lover on Saturday, and I wanted to share that with my pre-K students. They deserve to know.

Oh, and the school says I can't do that. And you know why? It's because they're LGBTQ transphobic. That's why. How about that? We should be able to tell them. Our students should be able to come to us and tell us that they dabble in lesbianism, and they should feel comfortable knowing that we won't tell their stupid redneck parents.

Because we are teachers, and they should be able to trust us. Wait, another thing to talk about. This has nothing to do with that, except you said libs of TikTok, and that made me think of Lenny. Jilly does not look like a libs of TikTok, teacher. I guess I do. You son of a bitch.

Yes, I do. You son of a bitch, M.W. Solgrove. You know that's not true. A libs of TikTok would have a short haircut, and it would be multiple colors, and they'd have a nose ring, not like even a cute like stud, but one that goes through

like the middle part of the nose and they would be explaining how they're furries and they should be able to tell their kindergarten students that they are furries and should be able to explain to them what furries are.

Well, that's the vibe I apparently give off in the chat in real life. I will fuck you up, MW. You take that back. There will be no more coloring of my hair. It will be strictly blonde. That's it.

But no, I bring up Lenny Dykstra. Yeah. Apparently, the Mets have actually invited him to do something, which I still don't know that I believe. Yeah, this one from yesterday, right? Yeah, so he's got it pinned on his twitter he says happy to announce to the great fans of new york that i will have the honor and privilege of walking young brandon blitt to the mound for the first pitch for autism awareness day on saturday 4 16th

even more special because daryl strawberry will be walking with us thank you at mets i i don't think i believe that i don't know i find it hard to believe that the Mets Who never want Lenny to have anything to do with anything Are like well this autistic kid Specifically recommended And wanted Lenny Dykstra Like does an autistic kid Even know who Lenny Dykstra is

Well we don't know that the kid requested him That's the only reasoning I can think of Like it was an autistic make a wish Well that's what I'm saying like why else would they ask lenny what but that's what i'm saying but what if he's like somehow in this weird world of his like this autistic world this kid lives in he loves lenny dykstra and he wants lenny dykstra to teach him how to eat pussy without his teeth in he's like yep what's your make a wish now obviously autism doesn't mean you get a make a yeah they say i don't know that you die from like this weird, what's your make a wish? Now, obviously, autism doesn't mean you get a make a wish. Yeah, they say, I don't know that you die from autism.

But like in this weird universe, let's say this autistic kid gets a make a wish. And they say, look, this is part of our autistic coalition here. And you get to have anything you want. And this kid's like, you know what I want? I want Lenny Dykstra to take me. And I want to have a day with Lenny. I want that day to include digging through the garbage can at the New Jersey Mike's to find his dentures. I want advice on how to eat a chick's asshole without your teeth in. I want all of it. I want the full Lenny Dykstra experience. I want to do

Twitter videos at two in the morning at a Jack in the box. I want, I want the full Lenny Dykstra experience. I don't believe that. I mean, you just look at his Twitter for five minutes. There's no way any Major League Baseball organization would have anything to do with this guy. Probably not. Maybe he's just messing around. I don't know.

I don't know. But I know who they would have do it is that goddamn racist Ron Darling. That's who they would let do it. They employ him. That's a Jesse Darling. Old Jesse fucking Darling. Lenny likes to call him. Guys, I'm going to tell you what I do.

My principal told me that I could not put the furry flag up in our room, but I do it anyway, and I make the kids sing the Pledge of Allegiance to furries. I fuck people dressed as animals. That's what I identify as. And then the next story is that teacher gets fired, and they're like, they don't like furries at our school. Hashtag libs of TikTok. I just love all the things that, like, I don't know why I love it so much. But, like, they think that they're doing,

I don't even think they think they're doing good. They basically, everything's an anti-Trump thing. So they think that everything they're doing is just to piss off Trump people and they don't realize that there are consequences in the world. Oh yeah, I guess MWSO girl brings up, Manny Machado did a press conference

in a Let's Go Brandon shirt. Really? Well, I'm well aware that this audience not a big fan of um not a big fan of wait is there is there something playing in the back oh no i know what it is this video's going in the background somewhere hold on it's it's causing the thing to to flicker and it was annoying me nobody could hear it but it was annoying see here's manny machado at spring training the other day look at that here's the thing about hispanic dudes that i've learned lots of them they love trump and a lot of them are really against any sort of idea of communism they're not really in favor of that i've learned um but know, it is what it is.

Ah, boy. But that's got to really irk them. So now, somehow you've got to take a minority and say that a minority is a bad guy in the eyes of these liberal people. Just to be clear, I hate Trump people and I hate liberal people, too. I wish I would have had a Let's Go Brandon shirt on today. That would have done it. Sir, sir, look at our, look, we've got, sir, look at the back of our car. We've got a Let's Go Brandon sticker.

Dude, I just stuck a, I did that sticker on the gas pump. Dude, come on, spare me. Spare me, please. I've decided anybody with a Don't Tread On Me sticker or license plate can eat every cock in the world. You suck. They do offer those here. I know. And I will not get one.

I damn near got the right mind to find the most liberal license plate I could find just to say fuck these guys. Well, then they really will get out of the car every time that you accidentally cut someone off or stop a little too fast or anything. And they will just try to fight. I'm going to get that fucking Dolly Parton license plate they sell here. Well, everyone loves Dolly. No, I'm going to get the Memphis Grizzlies license plate. Oh, yeah. That'll go for a while. There's nothing more liberal and black, two things these rednecks hate, than basketball.

In particular, the NBA. And blue hair. In particular, blue hair NBA basketball in Memphis. They hate these things. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to get out. I wish I would have, for whatever reason, been dressed like B-Rad G today. I should have started speaking like Malibu's Most Wanted.

Guy comes at me. I'm like, I'm from the streets. What streets? Malibu. That's what I should have done. You know, Dre? Like, sorry, sir. I was in a hurry to get home.

I have the Oscars on my DVR, and I have not seen them yet. Did Coda win? Don't tell me. Don't spoil it. Which is funny because it's about deaf people, I guess. So don't tell me. Ah, boy. And in the case of Nashville residents of Memphis,

the people in Nashville would no doubt be afraid of Memphians, no doubt. Like if I had to say, what am I more like? Am I more like a Memphian or am I more like a Nashvilleian? I would say I'm more of a Memphian. Mega blast. Memphis, you came for the barbecue, you stayed because you got murdered. You know what? I like Memphis. Oh, I feel like I had a better chance of getting murdered today than I ever have in Memphis. Yeah. I have a good time in Memphis. Like you go eat barbecue, you have a good time. Now there was probably a very good

possibility that we could have gotten murdered in Memphis the last time we went when we don't remember walking back to our hotel, but you know what? We made it, bro. We made it. I hear stories every day about dudes getting stabbed and shot and shit down on Broadway here in Nashville. I drunkenly stumbled home in both places, survived both places. So, hmm, get you some of that. Yes, that would have been good. I should have had a grill. I should always carry a grill with me. Not like, you know, a Weber, but like a Paul Wall grill.

So I can put that in any time a redneck gets out of his truck with his, you know, he was wearing no shirt, mind you, and a do, like a bandana. Don't you dare call it a do-rag. And I should have put my grill in and been like, what'd it do? What, you got a problem with that? Do you think this guy is going to hear you talk about this tomorrow and then actually come kill us?

No. He may not know it was him. That might just be so common here in Nashville. Or you tell the story that he calls up and says, you're not going to believe this. He's like, that happened to you too. I brother, let me tell you something. If he's able to get through, you know, because I also have members of the Nazi party that call my phones. Like the people that call, it's fascinating. It's like either that dude or the guy who spent

15 minutes explaining to me why he's a member of the Nazi party and what they do. It's like, I'm more so a white nationalist. Like, oh, well, please do tell. I didn't air that. That was just for my own personal use for 20 minutes of a conversation of learning about all this. Ranch Wilder says Steve McNair got murdered in Nashville. Take that, Nashvillians. Exactly. Last time I checked, no-name rappers get murdered in Memphis. Star quarterbacks get murdered in Nashville. 1.4 Memphis. Thank you. It is extremely liberal of us, though, I guess, right after this thing happens we drive to a place

called nutrition nova yep and get like a tea yep like sorry fellows we were in a hurry to get our very ladylike liberal drink that's the whole reason we took that way home first of all oh poor luther do you think he was gonna like jump out and try to attack these guys or is he hiding no i was i didn't get out just because i didn't want, like I felt like he was already kind of stressed. The last thing I needed was Luther to go, fuck it, I'm out of here. This is my opening.

Just dart away and we never see him again. So not only do we have an altercation with a fucking hillbilly, then we lose our dog in the process. Dad, don't worry.

I would have taken care of him. I would have so taken him down. I'm not afraid of some hillbilly, Dad. I'm from the city. I'm a city dog, Dad. Do you know what that is, Dad? I am a city a city dog deal with it didn't really do a good job of uh trying to keep him calm with his maybe heart issues well you know what he survived it it is what it is

ah boy who do i need to tell them about jilly what? What a day. Metro readiness. I didn't even get to work out today. What a day. Battle hasn't gotten back to me about his plasma. Maybe he passed out. Turns out he has gotten back to me. I didn't today. Going to try tomorrow. You son of a bitch. You bitch you.

Anyway, do you guys sell any GIST infant gear? They actually may have that on that website. They do, I believe. If you go to the, well, joshinashow.com, we'll link you to the store, and I believe. Speaking of clothing, so Metro Ready Mix is staying on. I was going to tell them how to buy some infant gear, and Jesus Christ.

Oh, sorry. Yeah, if you head to joshinashow.com, let me make sure it's still linked up to the t-shirt site. Who knows? Go, Danny, might have shut my shit down. They're like, yeah, no thanks. I believe you can choose, yeah, infant onesie, toddler tee, your choice of any of our designs. So just go to joshandashow.com and it'll take you to the store.

Well, okay then. So Metro Ready Mix, are we talking about them? Yes. So Metro Ready Mix is staying on and you know that they're concrete. All right. But here's the catch. We're no longer promoting Metro Ready Mix. We are promoting the Etsy store of Richard's wife, Christy. All right. So I reached out to

Richard yesterday because we're doing her Etsy store and she makes some really cute things, guys. But here's the thing. I said, Jilly came up with this idea because Jilly is brilliant. No, I'm just a blue haired liberal. Well, those are the smartest, right? And we say, well, what if your wife comes up with a special edition Josh Ennis show shirt in the Etsy store, and we sell a limited edition of those to our listeners, and then boom, we're helping her small business out. So Richard is going to have his wife Christ Christy, design a fun shirt for the show. And then there will be a number of them that our audience can buy. A brand new special edition GIST shirt.

Helping out a small GIST business. Yeah, how about that? So we'll give you more details on that when it comes about. Also, speaking of shirts, it's Carrie's birthday. Oh, happy birthday, Carrie. Official graphic designer of gist nation and maybe soon to be the um the unwoke jamoke who knows who knows you never know but anyway so uh but yes uh richard at metro already makes a good guy we're gonna help his

wife small business out so there we go who else do i need to tell them about that's it oh cool cool beans guys um anyway so jelly has to go she has to wash the blue out of her hair uh so as to look more republican i gotta cut it i guess because it's not gonna go anywhere it's fading and i was gonna get it rejuiced but yeah i guess that idea is out the window yeah josh when was the last time you were in Louisiana? Oh, the Night Ranger. January. So January. For 20 hours. Yeah. Wasn't a long one, but we were there. We were there. So I got some other work related stuff I've got to do now. So I guess it's time for us to go. What do you have to do? Oh, I'm just, I'm a busy person. There's moving and shaking going on that I cannot speak of yet. You also have to grill these.

Well, you bought some steaks that I don't think are for grilling. Well, you can grill them. They're just better. Like they're not a great steak, but I saw them and they were cheap and it was something we haven't got. Eye of round, which I think is mostly used in stews and crock pots. Well. But I marinated them and it's about to be a giant storm here.

So you need to throw those on the grill. Yeah. Got to do that. And got to do some other stuff because I got moving and shaking. I got to tend to big things. Big, huge, huge. Josh, you and Jilly are 100% hips. Totally.

I don't think we are. I was being sarcastic. No. So, but I've got other stuff I've got to do and I'm busy. So fucking deal with it. And anyway, we're getting out of here and we love you guys. We'll see you later.