The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Drunken Sunday Night

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly spent a Sunday drinking beer and playing Yahtzee. The crew decided to get on Twitch and record a podcast. Honestly, we have no clue what was discussed. It's just drunken hijinks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dumber. What did you order? Should I say it or should I hold out? Are you saying should you hold out for what? Donos. Jilly, I don't know what to tell you. Brad Hall claims we're a shot behind. I don't know that that's true.

I think we got lies being told. Who am I to fucking doubt Brad Hall? I don't know. Brad Hall might be telling a lie. He's a beautiful man with a beautiful beard, but he might be a liar. I guess I'll tell you what I ordered. I do see that MZ0992 tipped $10. Thank you, friend. So maybe we are

behind. She has Jilly-like boobs. Who has Jilly hot boobs? Oh, JC's wife. JC's a man with a super hot wife. Well, good, because Jilly's got some motorboatable cans. Okay, I ordered a Yahtzee championship belt. Wait, wait, yo. Okay, I ordered a Yahtzee championship belt. Wait, wait, what?

I ordered. Wait, wait, I'm confused. What? A Yahtzee championship belt. A Yahtzee championship belt. How does that work exactly? I ordered a custom belt. Julie, are you fucking battle?

Yes. Maybe I asked him where I got it. No, I didn't ask him where he got it. I got the smallest one. I got like an 18 inch. It's a tiny one. Are you on drugs? No.

But I ordered a tiny mini belt that says Sunday Funday Yahtzee Champion. It was $40. So that's coming. I spent $40. Oh, shit. Oh, you're nuts. That's fun. Yeah, it's going to be awesome. It's a red strap and a gold plate. Oh, shit. Oh, you're nuts. That's fun.

Yeah, it's going to be awesome. It's a red strap and a gold plate. Oh, boy. Because that's Yahtzee colors. I have to go to work in like seven hours. So that happens. Oh, I have to wake up in seven hours. And apparently- Less than seven hours.

Are we really a shot behind? Because you also still make us eggs. I do have to make us eggs. Oh, this is the worst time ever. Oh, no. I don't believe we're a shot behind, but we might be. God, I have to get up and go to work

in less than seven hours. Oh, no. God, I gotta get up and go to that awful building where it smells like all the construction. No, like, they, I feel like something has to be done because I think you might actually get cancer. Dude, I think I'm gonna die. So we're moving out of this building because they've sold

it, but we have to be in it for, like, another year. Dude, I'm telling you, this fucking shit this building is cancer like we walked out there on friday and i couldn't breathe luke steel just tipped 70 oh shit so what do we need to get oh shit all right i'm just gonna go get a bottle see drew likes the yahtzee belt idea 40 ain ain't bad. No, it's a tiny little belt. It's like 18 inches. It's small.

That's like a... Bitch, that ain't going to fit me. I'm fat. Well, you're not going to wear it. You just have to put it over your shoulder. I still got the COVID cough. Two shots behind. Brad Hall.

Oh, no. Also, my roots are really bad because I was supposed to get my hair done earlier this week, but I had the COVIDs. So I couldn't go. I was responsible. The girl that does my hair is pregnant too,

so I would have felt really bad. Yeah, so don't mind the roots. Don't mind the roots. Don't mind the roots. Thanks, LukeSteel98. Brad insists now we're two shots behind. Peppermint after tequila? Oh, I didn't realize we had cups in here. God, I wish you guys knew how much I love you guys, though.

I truly do, and I cannot wait until the football season Like this is the year This is kind of like the make or break in my mind Now I feel like PK But it's like the make or break year in my mind Where we blow this fucking thing up this fall Shit I love you guys I do

Hold on Luther, I gotta give some shots to everybody And by everybody I mean your mom And me, because we're thirsty. Ew. Good boy, Luther. I love you. Ugh. Oh, this is going to be bad, News Bears.

Is it? Well, we mixed tequila and pepper and vodka. Well, you don't have to get up at 4.05. I do. So. Yeah, but you wake up and peppermint vodka. Well, you don't have to get up at 4.05. I do. So. Yeah, but you wake up and you're fine and dandy. I don't know that I will be. This might be the week that I'm not.

I wake up at 9 and I feel it. All right, here we go. We're apparently two behind. Shots. God, I love you guys so much. I just want to hug you guys and kiss you on the face and the mouth like I kiss my dad on the mouth. Is it weird that I can taste my dad's kisses even like right now? Is that weird? Wait, hold on. I was trying to do a shot when you said that and I spit it out.

Oh, that's gross, Jilly. How'd you get the COVID? Jilly fucked Mr. COVID. I didn't fuck Mr. COVID. Yep, you did. You said, hey, Mr. COVID, you want this pussy? I don't know how I got the COVID and you didn't because you're COVID. Yep, you did. You said, hey, Mr. COVID, you want this pussy? I don't know how I got the COVID and you didn't because you're out more than I am. But apparently I didn't get it.

We're both at the Motley Crue show. By the way, Harold, and I know I said this earlier. I actually fucked Vince Neil. You're invited, but your friend came in you. I'll do a bowl for every shot, says Harold. Harold's been so awesome. let me tell you how awesome Harold is no Harold helps us a lot so Harold's like hey I want to come I want to do a

a QR code for you guys like PK and DK and he sent me one earlier God that's great Josh with a record scratch moment saying he can taste his dad's kisses I can you got a problem with that my dad kissed me on the mouth a couple times what they taste like like coffee kind of It's kisses. I can. You got a problem with that? My dad kissed me on the mouth a couple times. What'd they taste like?

Like coffee, kind of. Yeah, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? God, I love you guys. Like, my goal this fall, like, I'm not trying to go all PK with it, but, like, this is kind of the fall where we need to grow this thing in the fall. Like, we need to, like, really kind of make some giant leaps, you know, because we've been at it for three years. Hopefully I'm

going to meet our boy from WWE. What's his name? Pat McAfee. I'm going to hopefully meet McAfee here this month when he's in town for the Razzle. Do we even know if we have tickets for SummerSlam? We don't. We've had this talk. We don't even know. I don't know if Battle's in here or not. Probably not. No, he's in Atlanta, right? Well, no.

He's back now. He's got to go to work in like seven hours. So I don't know if Battle's in here or not. Probably not. No, he's in Atlanta, right? Well, no, he's back now. He's got to go to work in like seven hours. So I don't know where Battle is, but. You should call him right now. I'm not going to do that. No, let's call him. Let's interrogate him. The problem is my phone's dead, so I can't call him. Skype him.

I'll try. We've Skyped him before. I bet he's on there. ATC, as long as he didn't kiss you like Tom Brady kisses his son. Well, you say that, but he may have. Dog party. What the fuck is dog? Wait a second.

Why were we on a call that was two and a half hours that says dog party? Maybe we didn't call battle on here. What is dog party? I think that was Luther's birthday. Okay, but who was that? Kiki. Oh. It was Jonathan Shuford. Should we just call birthday. Okay, but who was that? Kiki. Oh. It was Jonathan Shuford.

Should we just call him? No, we don't need to call Jonathan. He's got a whole family to worry about. Yeah, I'm bad. What's Allie up to? Well, she also had the COVID. Yep. Her and Melissa.

Oh, Melissa. Huh. Weird. I don't feel bad saying that because we're all friends i've also the covid i first time chat atc 04 1995 as long as he didn't kiss you like tom brady kisses his son does your dad kiss you like tom br kissed his son? Not anymore, but I've kissed my dad on the mouth. I don't give a fuck what you guys say. And also, welcome first time chatter. ATC. I don't give a fuck what you guys say.

I'll kiss whomever I want to kiss on the mouth. I'm Italian. I'm not, so that's a lie. I love Allie. Who doesn't love Allie? She's a hot box. And she's fun, but apparently we've never contacted Allie on here before. love Allie? She's a hot box. And she's fun. But apparently we've never contacted Allie on here before. Well, we did with Melissa, though. You saw Melissa's on there.

Hold on. Let's see here. Hold on. But again, they're quarantined, so I don't know that Melissa will answer. You're going to have to have the Skype pulled up. I will. Hold on. I'm just going to make sure they answer.

No, I'm saying she may have to have the Skype pulled up. Oh, she's not online. Darn, we tried. We tried to get her on. Nothing there. Love me some Allie. Who doesn't love some Allie? She's an angel sent from heaven.

Oh, God. How did we get hammered? How did this happen? Like, what time did we go outside, Jelly? The Astros game was still happening when we went outside. Oh, shit. Oh, mercy. I don't know who the fuck else to call. Hold on, watch this.

No, that's not going to work. Hold on. Nope, there's nobody else to call. You got a tray. He's busy. There's like NASCAR shit going on. Ugh, I tell you guys, what a mess this is. What a mess.

Ugh, so much beer. So much beer, I tell you guys, what a mess this is. What a mess. So much beer. So much beer, I tell you. Luther's like, what are you losers doing? You guys are such losers. I hate you. Juke just subscribed with Tier 1. Thanks, Juke1990. Thanks for the three-hour pod with Jim.

Good stuff. I thought so, too so too like it was weird about that it was literally just me and jim talking for three hours about the same shit always no but but no that's the fun part like and maybe somebody that's in here that listened to it would tell you but like we didn't talk about the same shit we normally talk about. Like, I was talking about all my shit, like how I feel guilty about, like, for example, right? My mom and I, I didn't live with my mom after, like, 1996. I lived with my dad after that. And, like, I feel like I don't have as good of a relationship with my mom as I should.

And that's something we talked about. Jim talked about his mom dying. We had a deep conversation. So, no with your snarkiness. It was not just, Oh, you talked about the same shit you guys have always talked about. No, we really didn't. It was, it was kind of different and deeper. I thought, and hopefully Jim will be on with us a couple of, at least once a week during the fall here because I love him so much. I would like to kiss him on his face. We talked about dead relatives. Yes, we did. What all did we talk about? I'm trying to remember. We talked about dead relatives. That was a good conversation. That was a good therapy session, says MZ. I agree.

You and Jim was such a good friend chat, and we have come to realize Josh is not a good friend because he did not call Jim when his mom passed but Eddie did. That's not true. I did not call Jim when his mom died and yes Eddie did. That's something you should probably call. No but he and I texted about it leading up to it. Okay but texting is not the thing to call. Jim did not hold it against me. Jim did not hold

it against me therefore you assholes shouldn't hold it against me. Well he says he didn't but you probably should have called. Because I know Jim. I know Jim and I know what bothers him and what doesn't. God, I miss him so much. He's like my best buddy. Jim might be my best friend. And I got like friends from high

school and shit that I'm tight with, but I think Jim might be my adult best friend. Who was going to be your best man if we actually had a wedding? Oh, that's a good question. I don't fucking know. Who was going would be your groomsman? How many do we need? Well, I had mine. I actually

sent mine shirts and stuff because I thought we were actually getting a legit marriage. I mean, it's a legit marriage, but I thought we were going to have a whole thing. But I had, let's see, I had five. She needed five, right? So I need to have five.

Yeah, Nikki was the best. Nikki was the maid of honor. Yep. Allie. Then I would go with M.W. Sogrove as the maid of honor. Denise, Lisa, Carrie. So five. I would have gone with M.W. Sogrove as my best man.

No, you wouldn't. I'm have gone with M.W. Sogrove as my best man. No, you wouldn't. I'm asking you a serious question. What would you have done? How great would that have been? Like, hey, M.W. Sogrove's here and if the South would have won onesie. No. No I would have probably said My best

Best man probably would have been My best friend from high school Which one? Tans He was my best friend of all time And Martin is right behind him For what it's worth Do you think that Tans would have you as his best man?

No I don't know that he would He may He very well might Like I'm not sure Tance would have you as his best man? No. I don't know that he would. He may. He very well might. Like, I'm not sure. That's it. Hold on.

Let me ask him. I'll send him a text. Can we call Tance? No, because he's probably asleep. He's like a medical student. I feel like Tance would be a fun interview. Let me see what Tance, because he and I have so many stories from our youth. The folks haven't talked to your best friend from high school. Would I be your best man if you got married?

God, I sound pathetic. But I'm curious. But I would have probably had him because I've known him since night. Honestly, real talk. The first person I met when I went to Broodley Middle School, it's just fate worked out this way. So I moved from Missouri slash Arkansas. I went in fifth, in fourth grade, I was in Missouri slash Arkansas. I went to fifth grade in Baton Rouge. I went to a place called Broadmoor Middle School

for 6th, 7th, 8th, the 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th. So all my middle and high school, I went to Brulee Middle and Brulee High School. That's where we lived. I don't know why we moved over there, but we did. And I'm glad we did because I'm appreciative of that whole thing. But when I walked into school, the first day I went to school, I had a backpack, a Scooby backpack, and this thing had like weird hippie flowers and shit. And the person in the office was like no you know you can't have that backpack out of a clear see-through mesh backpack but martin my guy who's now my accountant martin he was in the fucking office at that moment and they were like hey martin can you take this this new student to his class and after that me and martin i've known him for that was in 1998

I've known him for 25 years almost he's not your best man no Martin would not be but Tance Tance Jude Sonier so how did you meet Tance I'm trying to think how we became friends all I know is that Tance probably

stayed the night at my house between middle school and high school he probably stayed the night at my house between middle school and high school. He probably stayed the night at my house a couple hundred nights, like over that eight years or so. He was like my best friend. Now, there was a stretch in high school where we were not best friends

because he banged the chick that I had dated for a while and then we were not friends. He banged her in high school? Yeah. I know, right? I did not. Like at 15? No, they were probably like 16 or 17. Dang, you guys banged early. I didn't. He did. I didn't bang this chick.

But, and he worked, like, because he was like my dad's son, kind of. Like, he rubbed my dad's feet. He didn't have a dad. Like, he had a stepdad, but he didn't know who his dad was. So he had a good relationshipbed my dad's feet. He didn't have a dad, like he had a stepdad, but he didn't know who his dad was. So my, he had a good relationship with my dad and he stayed at my house a lot. And then whenever he got a house, Martin, actually, here's how it worked out. My best friend, Martin bought a house because my Martin, my buddy Martin is like a big, you know, money guy now. And he bought a house in Baton Rouge and Tance, my best friend, lived in that

house with him. So I would go, after I got off of work at the radio station, I would just go over there and get hammered and pass out at their place. If you say, Josh, you can go back to any time and place, I would go back to that, like 2008, getting off of work at the shitty radio station. I was up there until 11. I would leave. I'd stop at the fucking gas station, pick up a six pack of like Bud Light lime, go to their place. And they would say, Josh, you're like this. I vividly remember this, my friend Joseph, who eventually killed himself. But, um, his name was Joseph. Um, and he was a wonderful guy. And I showed up at their house. He goes, have you ever watched Californication?

I said, no, I've never seen it. He goes, you'd fucking love it. There were two shows he introduced me to. And he said, you'll fucking love these shows. One of them was Californication. One of them was 30 Rock. And he told me, you'll love these fucking shows. So all my buddies would smoke pot and get high and pass out.

And I would show up at like 1130 with my six pack of like Bud Light Lime and I'd sit on their leather couch. And this is early days of Netflix. So like it was after the discs, it was online, but it was kind of like a new phenomenon. This 08, 09. And I would sit there on their leather chair and he'd say, you should watch Californication. I'd say, all right. I turned that shit on and I would just drown. I would pound these fucking Bud Light limes and I would watch this fucking show. And I turned out, I fucking loved the show. Fucking loved it. You know? And, uh, like I miss those days, man. I miss them very much. They were, they were great times. Um, you know, Tance, as I told you, he stayed the night at my house probably between middle school, high school, and everything.

Probably, I mean, there's 365 days in a year. I met him in 1998. I left, I moved towards the end of 09. Between 08 and 09, he probably stayed at my house 300 times. I mean, a ton of times, you know. And it was just a great time.

I miss those days very much. Jilly looks bored. You never actually commented on who would have been your bridal party. My what? Your bridal party My bridal party? I'm not a bride

Well still it's a bridal party No it's not this would be the grooms people Yes the groomsmen and the bridal party I told you hold on let me go get another beer Hold on then I will share these Everybody's like Jilly looks bored I'm sorry that I've bored everybody You guys are the worst.

I love you, but you're the worst. I'm going to get another beer. Everybody hates me. He's still going to cook his eggs and sausage. Hi. I always look bored, though, to be fair. I always look bored, though, to be fair. I always look bored, right? Yeah.

Now I have the hookups. God damn it. All right. Look at Luther. Let's see. All right. Look at Luther. Hey, Luther.

Love how Jilly lets Josh go on his rant Like I'm not on a rant You guys asked me a question and I answered the fucking question If you didn't answer who would be in your bridal party Alright So how many were there five Five A best man and four others

Shit The best man would probably be, I would ask Tance first. Probably Martin would be in there because we've been best friends for a long time. Shit. So that's two. So I need three more. Yep. Oh, boy. Jim. So I need three more Yep Oh boy Um

Jim would be in there somewhere So there's three So I would need Two more Oh shit Um What are you doing I don't know who I'm really close to.

Like, I've got good relationships with a lot of people, but I don't know who I'm close to. Tank. I don't know if it would be tank. Tank would be fun. I mean, tank would be a possibility. Um. So tank would be up there. Um. So the five. So Tank would be up there.

So the five. Bootsy would not be in the five. I love Bootsy. Meltzer could be. I know I told you this. I fucking love Meltzer. Your brother because we'll... Nope, my brother would not be in there either. We're not that close.

He'd be invited, but not... Yeah, like I have nothing against my brother, but we would not be... brother would not be in there either. We're not that close. You'd be invited, but not... Yeah, like I have nothing against my brother, but we would not be. He would not be. Because I don't know him that well. Basically, my brother was born in 2000. I was 14 years old at the time. The Cardinals were playing the Mets. It was October. Oh, Bobbo, someone says. Dude, I would

ask him. Bobbo, could you walk me down the aisles? I think this works. But no, my brother was born in october of 2000 me and my best friend tance went to the woman's hospital in baton rouge to see how things were going i remember everything it was october 16th the cardinals were down three games to one to the mets and mike hampton was pitching against the Cardinals and I went up to the hospital it was right next door to the Toys R Us and me and my friend Tance went and I was wearing a Tony Gonzalez white Tony Gonzalez number 88 Chiefs jersey and we went up there saw my dad I was 14 so I couldn't drive or anything and we're like hey, hey, we're going to walk over to Toys R Us, let us know if anything happens.

We come back, and my brother was born. But I don't really have some sort of great relationship with my brother. Not that I have anything against him, but I wouldn't be like, hey, you want to be in my groomsmen? Because we don't talk that much. And maybe we should. Maybe we should. Your brother has kind of become your dad.

So if he was to get married I guarantee you would be in his. I'd argue my dad could be one of those people in the wedding. Because my dad is one of my best friends ever. Like me and my dad have had the most wonderful relationship. He doesn't know I exist most of the time. Until you unfriended him on Facebook. Yeah and we're still not friends

on Facebook. I mean I guess we could call Scotty. I don't even know if he's awake. Of course he is. Is he? I'm sure he is. The problem is my phone's dying. But, yeah, like, my dad and I are very close, and we've always been very close.

But, yeah, we're not like, you know. Brad Hall says, this is how I remember big things too, by sports. Like I remember that vividly. So my step-mom was in the hospital. She was at the old women's hospital in Baton Rouge. Now they've closed it down and now it's like the police department. But at the time it was the woman's hospital in Baton Rouge 2016 October 16th 2000 is when it was and uh my dad was like well we're gonna go up to the to the to the thing because Jody's about to give birth 2000 so your brother's 22 he will be in October oh fuck he's about to be 22 but at the time I was 14 and um and my dad was like you and and your best friend need to come up there. So after a while, we just walked away.

The Cardinals were down three games to one, and Mike Hampton had a monster series with the Mets. That was the year they had the subway series against the Yankees, I believe, 2000. And we walked around fucking Toys R Us. We came back, and my brother was born, you know? And, you know, he is what he is. Hot stepmom. She's a peach.

There you go. I guess I could try to call Dad and see what he's up to. Just FaceTime him. But I can't FaceTime him. That's the problem. Because I don't think he has Skype. Cindy might. I don't FaceTime him. That's the problem. Because I don't think he has Skype. Cindy might. I don't think they do.

Because I'd have to call him and just talk with him on the phone. Well, there's Cindy Harris. Yeah, but I don't think that's the Cindy Harris. I'll try it. I'm going to try it, but we'll see. But again, they have to be on, so. You'd have to give her a heads up. Well, we'll see if that's her.

Nope, not there. Well, again, they have to be online, so you'd have to say, hey, I'm going to call you. I'd probably just call my dad on the phone, more than likely. But yeah, I mean, that's how it went. But my brother wouldn't be there. My dad probably would be. Who was Emily's people? I don't remember

She had like six I know she had a lot She had all these friends from fucking Arkansas Oh And all I remember about her wedding Is I sweat my fucking balls off Yeah you never finish off the roll call So we got

What? Tance, Martin Yep Jim Jim There's three. My dad. Well, your dad would have another part in the wedding.

He wouldn't be a fucking room man. Okay, so I need to find two more people. Yeah. I'd probably ask Matt. He may or may not do it. We didn't even go to his wedding. No, but that was before he and I were as tight as we are now, even though he mocked me. Well, before you knew how to be a social human.

And I'm not a good social human. I had this talk with Jim. At that point, you're like, I never like RSVP'd or anything. Matt would probably be an example of one of those people. M.W. Solgrove. Michael Connor. Adam. Nope, you're still one short with Matt.

Oh, shit. Who am i thinking of here um best buddies well like jim is one of my best buddies we've named jim already so jim and tance and martin those are three of my best friends you need two more i had another great friend named ben uh not wolf boy although i'd consider you know why i wouldn't and i'm petty but i would never have been have been, Wolf Boy be part of it because he didn't have me be part of his wedding. So petty wise, I would have gone like, fuck you, bro. I'm not going to ask you to be in my shit.

And his wife would have been in mine, of course. Yes. But I would have said, nope, your husband's not because you, you bitch, you didn't let me be in your wedding. But now we're best friends. It's weird. She loves me. And we quote Selena. But at the time, that wouldn't have been the case joe and philly i would have you

know what i would have called joe and philly that was a joke come on buddy why not it's funny why not why not if it were fucking joe and philly He's a good guy. He actually legitimately is a good guy. Like, a lot of our listeners are good folks, and I love them very much, and I appreciate them for being listeners. Still going to make us breakfast, right? God, it's almost 10? Jesus Christ. I may have to call it a night.

Just keep that in mind. I mean, people keep throwing in some donuts. I guess I have to keep going, but, oh, God. Yeah, unless there's donuts. Like, we have to, you have to make us eggs. Like, the thing is, you weren't here on Friday when me and Jim were going deep, talking about relatives that were dead and shit.

We had a deep conversation. It was a good time. Like, I enjoyed the conversation we had. Well, Jim was great. Of course you did. But, like, I had some guilt some guilt, just guilt that I feel. And I'm never going to tell anybody the guilt I feel. But I do.

There's a lot of guilt I feel about certain things. I think you might know this. But I felt like I only called my grandma back whenever I needed to use her on the air. Of course. And I felt bad about that. You should. But then again, don't know. Hold on.

But we also called like if we were in the car and it was me, you and Gru or something, we'd call my grandma back too. Gru talked to your grandma? I remember one time it was me, you, Gru, and Lady Gru. We were like on our way to Jersey for like a minor league baseball game and my grandma was on the phone. Sports MC would rally. Bang the can, fuck you.

Sports MC is a giant gaping vagina, and your wife should get fucked by a horse. I mean, what the fuck? You're a good guy, Josh. Thanks, Jay-Z. I appreciate that. And now I'm only five hours away from having to go to work. I'll keep going if there's donuts. There's no way though. Here's what I feel. I feel like there's no one that's going to sit here at damn near 10 o'clock central on a Sunday

and be like, Hey, I'm going to throw in some donuts to Josh Ennis to keep him on like that. I don't believe grandma Edna's laugh. Grandma, can I tell you guys something? And I will, I will be very honest with you. My grandma Edna, the best times ever would be when my dad and my mom would surprise me. They were together still. And we'd live in like Springfield, Missouri or Montana or something. I remember one time vividly. My dad was like, Josh got a big surprise for you when you get home. I'm like, oh boy, I can't wait. I think it was in Montana. So I was probably seven, eight years old, give or take. And my dad said, you're going to have a big surprise for you when you get

home. I said, this is exciting. I walked into the house and in the house, my grandma was sitting in a rocking chair and I was so fucking thrilled. I said, holy shit. I mean, wow. Really? I didn't say holy shit. But like, wow, Grandma Edna is here. And like, it was so special.

Like, I told this to Jim. I don't even know if I've told you this, but one of my great regrets is that when I, when grandma was, was in the hospice, when I went to Missouri in 2016 to visit grandma, I wish I would. And like looking back on it, I wish I would have told my mom and everybody else in the room, Hey, can you guys leave? So I can just talk to grandma for a few minutes. Cause I do believe she was lucid enough to understand what I was saying because when I walked in,

I could feel she sensed I was there. And I wish, I just wish I would have said everybody leave for a few minutes so I can truly tell grandma all the thoughts I have because I would have felt so much better about myself as a human. You should have. Of course you should have.

But I didn't. I should have said, everybody just leave and let me talk to grandma for five minutes. And I would have told her how much she meant to me and how she was such a big part of my life. Well, it's so obvious. I mean, anybody who listens to the show knows this. Yes. And I wish I would have told her this.

I think she knew. She did. But I wish I would have told her because she was kind of out of it. And I wish I would have sat there and just told her all these things. Because I should have. Well, she knows. But I know that. But I didn't.

And it just fucking crushed my soul. Like, I just wish I would have sat there for five minutes and told her everything about how great she was. But I didn't. And I fucked up because I have this weird block, and I didn't do it. But I wish I would have done it. And there were a couple other instances like that. Also, this is very random,

but Johnny Lawrence say, I have a question. If you answer it without being a dick and blocking me, I'll send $50. Okay, what does a Johnny Lawrence say? But yes, no, your grandma knew. Yeah I hope she did um because I remember I walked in they said they said mom Josh is here and like I could almost hear she's like Josh Josh like like like here's the reality okay my grandma had a bunch of grandkids it was me my sister Emily uh she had like three grandkids from her her daughter

um uh joanne she had a grandson from her daughter uh bertha so she had like six seven grandkids the reality is she loved you and emily the most yes and probably emily more than me because she was around her more often after like for the last 10 years of her life than me but my grandma we we had such a great relationship and um and it is a true regret that I didn't just sit there and say a couple things but if you'll remember I was on the air in Philadelphia. You cried. I sobbed. Because in my mind, it was going to be a situation like a movie. Where I walked in, my grandma was still lucid enough to have a conversation, but I knew she was going to die. Like Forrest Gump and his mom. In my mind, that's what was going to happen when I walked in there.

In my mind, I was going to walk in there, sit down. My grandma was going to be able to have a conversation. And I was like, I don't know what you tell someone who you know like in my mind I was gonna walk in there sit down my grandma was gonna be able to have a conversation and I was like I don't know what you tell someone who you know was gonna die right in reality she was in a hospice and she was sick and she was never gonna wake up and but I didn't know that going in you know same thing with my grandpa he was he was never my he was my half grandpa I'll say this. When I got to see... Oh, there we go. Oh, that's great.

So this is my grandma's mug, her Goldberg mug, and it's autographed. That's a legit autograph right there, right there, by Bill Goldberg. And my grandma waited in the line at JCPenney in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, to meet Goldberg and hug his neck. And when she died, my aunt and my mom, they didn't offer me anything else. They just said, listen, we found grandma had this. The mug. They said grandma had this autographed Goldberg mug.

And you knew the story. And we felt that you were the one that should have this because you probably know what it meant. And they were not wrong. I remember her whole story. She went to the JCPenney in Poplar Bluff and Goldberg was in town signing autographs and she waited in line for three hours. And she said, son, when I hugged his neck, I said, don't you turn crooked? And he signed this mug and the autograph is right here around like the weird tattoo. I bought her this mug, and she got it signed, and she had it for the last 20 years of her life. The other thing that's amazing is that at one point, the real Goldberg Twitter followed a parody of Grandma Edna. Yeah.

Because someone made a Grandma Edna parody. And I think you had talked to Goldberg, and you told him about your grandma. Yep. And he had followed the fake Grandma Edna. and you would, I think you had talked to Goldberg and you told him about your grandma. Yep. And he had followed the fake grandma Edna. So like he obviously like that story like touched him too. Harold says, dude, I feel you. In 1979, I went to sleep with my mom on my grandma's couch.

They woke me up when my mom wouldn't. So much I wish I could have said. But it's my fault. Like when my dad, I remember my dad, and I told you guys this on Friday, but my dad called me. I was at Chickie's and Pete's on a Friday. It was me, Tank, and Spike, I think at the time.

No, it was me, Tank, and Farsi because Andy had already been fired. It was probably like April of 2016. Yeah, we had the Flyers playoff tickets. Yeah, and we also went to, when it was a big issue, you and I were in Disney as well. So my dad calls and goes, listen, Josh, your mom's not going to tell you this, but your grandma's probably not going to live much longer, and you need to go to Poplar Bluff, and you need to see your grandma.

And I said, okay, I'm going to go. i bought a plane ticket and it was it was playoff time for the flyers because we had playoff tickets and you went with a friend of ours because i was out of town i flew into st louis i got a rental car drove to poplar bluff i saw it was about two hour drive i saw my mom she was at the hospice with my aunt and, uh, you know, how's everything, you know, well, she's not doing it. I mean, it's towards the end. All I remember I was at the hotel. It's not a big town, so it's not a long drive, but I was at our, my hotel and my mom calls, she says, Hey, grandma's gone. I said, oh shit. You know? So I drove over there and my mom was crying. Everybody was crying, you know.

And it was a sad time, no doubt. And I remember just wishing I had told everybody to leave for a couple minutes just so I could have John Mayered it. And what, Jilly? Say what you need to say. Say what I need to say. And, like, I don't tell people this because, like like i don't like people to pity me or anything oh but she knew but like but i wish i would have just said a couple of things she knew because i yes but i should have like that's the problem is i don't have the guts to say things that i should

say and when i sat there i should i should have sat there and i should have said grandma like you've meant so much to me and you're my favorite person and I love all the stuff we've done together and I wish I just would have told her all this stuff because I do believe she would have interpreted it because although she was in hospice,

I could sense that she knew I was there. Of course. And the same way with my grandpa, my half-grandpa Greg when I flew up there. And I think that was also, was that in 2016? No, we were in Houston. That was about a year later. Yeah, that was a couple years later.

So I flew up there. I flew to St. Louis, then drove to Poplar Bluff to see my dad and my aunt. And they were there when he was dying. He had like a brain tumor. And I went in there. And I'll say this. And I appreciated this. I remember driving in.

It was a Saturday, and the Cardinals blew a game to the Reds. And your grandpa, a big Cardinals fan. The biggest. And I drove in there, and I'm like, Grandpa, like he was kind of laying there. He could barely talk, but he was in a hospice. I said, yeah, Grandpa, did you see the damn Cardinals game? He's like, yeah, they blew it, whatever. And you know what stands out to me?

Is when I walked in to his room, the first thing he did is look at me and wave me over. And he just wanted to hug me. And I hadn't seen him in like, well, the last time I saw him was at Emily's wedding. He was there at the mall in Baton Rouge. Yep. And like, he calls me over and he gives me a hug and we start talking. And I said, can you believe the fucking Cardinals game, man? Like, can you believe that?

He's like, yeah, fucking Cardinals, you know. And then he died a couple of days later, you know. He had, like, a brain issue and he had cancer. And, you know, like, and I felt guilty that I didn't reach out to him more often between the time of then and before. Basically, once I moved to Houston, I just kind of lost touch with a lot of people. Is this the same grandpa that got in a fight in a nursing home? No. This is my half-grandpa.

It was my grandma's third husband, my dad's mom. Grandma Edna, her husband Tom, who was divorced from her for like a hundred years. He's the guy that got in the fight in the old folks home. He was like 90 something? He was in his 90s yeah. Grandma when she died she was about 76.

Grandma died too early. She did. But grandpa lived to be about 90 and he was in the old folks home. So like grandpa got him a fucking piece Yeah Back in the day like 20 years younger Yeah but grandma may have been a lesbian We don't know but she may have been

But it doesn't matter You asked your mom that she was not impressed She was not pleased She's like what the fuck do you mean was grandma a lesbian I was like was she She's like no I'm like oh shit I'm. I shouldn't have asked. That was the same night we got roofied.

Yeah, so it was a weird night. I tell you though. Good times. Do you guys want to keep the party going or not? Because apparently I have to make Jilly some eggs for dinner. Is that true, Jilly? Yeah, eggs and

you said sausage. You guys throw in some donuts. We'll keep the party going. I do appreciate you guys. You guys are great folks. I'm just glad that I still have this mug. They were like, hey, we thought you should have this. And I remember the whole story about this cup.

And to be fair, I think the autograph is the silver part. No, it's not. That's a fake autograph. I thought the silver part was real. This is the real autograph he autographed it on top of like the fake tattoo and uh and she said son don't you turn crooked don't you turn crooked the best is that day when that goldberg won like the championship in like saudi arabia yeah and you were scratching off a lotto ticket at the same time. We were sitting there in like Stafford, and I'm scratching a ticket, and I go, you know that Goldberg won the title. I go, boy, what a grandma I had in a moment this is.

I'm scratching off the tickets, and Goldberg won the title? Like, boy, what a time to be alive. Eggs and alcohol are a bad combo. Will they be, JC? I don't know. I disagree. I always like eggs after my drinking. Problem is, I'm like six hours away from having to wake up.

Boy, I'm probably going to have to go make these eggs so we can go to bed. How's the explosive diarrhea these days? Look, I don't have explosive diarrhea. Do I? Is it Luther? I don't know. But. Yep, might be time to go make some eggs.

I guess got to go make some eggs. Because I got to go make those eggs so I can go to bed. I got to get up at fucking. Oh, fuck, I got to get up at 4.05. Oh, that's terrible. That's terrible to get up at fucking oh fuck i gotta get up at 405 oh that's terrible that's terrible to get up at 405 that's a mess you probably could have like 4 30 if you really wanted to i could well no i can't today because i gotta make sure i do all the detroit stuff i haven't done any detroit stuff you could right now i i'm not gonna do that though this is a weird day because i gotta lie because i didn't go to this big motley crew show there because i'm not going to do that, though. This is a weird day because I got to lie because I didn't go to this big Motley Crue show there because I'm not there. So now I got to be like, boy, what a Motley Crue show, huh?

Blinkity blue. Did anything exceptional happen there? I don't think so. I know that the dude from Def Leppard performed Billy Joel last night. But it didn't happen today. It was in Detroit. It was, yeah. And did I tell you guys about the fact that I feel like I got hosed out of a gig in Memphis?

Well, because I feel like I did. So the same guy that runs the station in Detroit also runs the station in Memphis. Yeah, but it's not ultimately his call. It's not, but let me tell you the truth. So if anybody's ever listened to me, they know I love Memphis. My dad worked in Memphis. I love the Grizzlies, whatever. And they have a classic rock station there.

And the same guy who put me on the air in Detroit also runs the station in Memphis. And I was like, you know, you should put my morning show on in Memphis. He's like, oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah. And then he puts on some other assholes. And I was very upset about it. I'm still very upset about it. Because it makes sense and they don't do it and it annoys me.

But now you guys know at least. Sobering up. No, nobody's sobering up. No, no, I'm not. It's going to hurt. Someone threw in $100 to do a shot right now. The good news here's the positive. People do not. We're 70. I guess we're 70 away. People do not want $100 to do a shot right now. The good news, here's the positive. People do not.

We're 70. I guess we're 70 away. People do not want to see me do a shot five hours before having to go to work. I don't believe. Well, it's not five hours. Like, people do not want to see that. There's no one that's going to put in $60 and say, hey, Josh. So it's six hours.

There's no way someone's going to put that money in there right now. And that's positive. That's good because if they did mostly because like you would be fine like you'd wake up would I?

I don't know that I would be I'm pretty hammered actually Allie goes this is the most drunk I've ever seen I've seen you in a while Allie's here

where's Allie? that was like an hour ago oh I miss her so much I know she sent me a text she's like this is the drunk. It was when we were outside. She's like, when you put the fucking flashlight in your face and did the laugh.

To me? No, me. That was the drunkest I've seen in a while. I miss Allie so much. I want to go see Bobbo. I'm beginning to think Bobbo doesn't want to see me anymore. No, Bobbo does. It's just we have to work it out with Nikki.

I don't think Bobbo wants to see me anymore, and I might cry. Text Bobbo right now. I'm not going to text Bobbo. It's 10 o'clock. it out with Nikki. I don't think Bobo wants to see me anymore and I might cry. Text Bobo right now. I'm not going to text Bobo. It's 10 o'clock. You know Bobo's up. Is he? I don't know. The good news is no one's going to put in 70 bucks.

All right, well, hold on. Just text Bobo right now. Okay. Say I miss you. Oh, this is going to be gay. Well, no, this will get the ball rolling because I'm trying to get something started. Hold on. Bobbo.

What am I going to say? Miss you. Hope to hang at the pool. When can we come hang with you at the... Hang with you... On the terrace? On the terrace. Is it? Bobbo did not get the roaner. Hang with you. On the terrace? On the terrace. Are they?

Bobbo did not get the roaner. Because he's a man. The roaner gets Bobbo. Yeah. Bobbo doesn't get the roaner. The roaner gets Bobbo. That's true. No, we will call Ellie.

She did say she wants to come on at some point. Like me, she also had the roaner. So she's recovering, but we will call Allie. Maybe next week or something. Totally, yeah. Next week we will. Right now we won't. Well, Luther, I guess we should call it a night so I can go make your mom some eggs.

Yep, no more donuts. Okay. If there's no more donuts, there's no more shots. If there's no more shots like my guess is in the next 50 seconds there will not be a dono to make us do another shot and that's totally fine

with me because we will call BD Eric. There is no, there's Evan and I don't have his number. I really feel like tomorrow's not going to be a good situation for me. No, but you'll wake up and it'll be fine. I don't know that we will.

How much? $100 for a shot, Harold. I don't know. And I don't want to throw it on just you. I don't want you to be like, hey, I have to give you $100. Because you do a lot for us, Harold. I think you still owe one. I don't want you to be like hey i have to give you 100 because you do a lot for us herald um i think you still owe one i don't think we do we did two since we've been sitting here oh this is the worst time ever oh i'm gonna throw up no no

oh no i don't know what i mean like i guess the only fair thing to do then is if Brad Hall says we still owe one, we can do a shot at 50. Because I don't know. I didn't see the chat. And my account, NWSL Grove, does not appear to be here. Oh, this is not good. So if someone throws in 50 in the next few seconds, we'll do a shot. But because I don't not believe Brad Hall. This is no good.

Oh, I'm not going to be in good shape tomorrow. I don't know how this feels like the worst it's ever going to be, but it feels like this is the worst it's ever going to be. Well, because we mixed tequila and vodka. I don't like this at all. I'm on my way. Home sweet home. Oh, like, I have to get up in six hours,

and I still have to cook you some eggs? Oh, this is the worst night ever. It's the worst night ever. And we never finished Yahtzee. Yeah. So it's a $50. Next, we're giving it one minute. Otherwise, we're done.

Oh, this is bad news. Oh, this is not good news at all. Oh, this is terrible. I'm gonna throw up. Oh, this is terrible. I'm going to throw up. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. This is no good.

Well, no, I think we're good. I think we're done. I think we're done. We're calling it a night. Thank Christ. We're calling it a night. Because I am not doing too hot. How is it the Coors fucked me up?

The Coors did me in, guys. Oh, there's the 50. So we have to do one. Because I didn't want to doubt Brad Hall. And now MZ0992, tip 50. So we will do one more. Because we love you, monsters. We love you.

Oh, I feel so terrible. I want to die. Why is the lupus glass in here? Because I brought those in there. I didn't know there were glasses in here. I really feel sick. Oh. How is this the worst I've ever felt?

Well, when you mix vodka and tequila. This is the worst I've ever felt. Like the banquet, like this guy, RATC says the banquets are dangerous. I think they are. Because I haven't had these in a long time, but they're really fucking me up hard. Boy. Oh, I'm going to, yeah. Again, y'all will laugh because he'll be fine and I will be the one.

I'm not going to be fine. Who is dead tomorrow. I love you guys. Love you guys. You're the best. Peppermint again. I want to die That's the worst day of my life I just want to die

Alright well I guess on that note I gotta go try to make eggs I can't stand up