The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Gross Cookies, The Happy Baby, Dust Ups

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing Josh's negative experience with Crumbl cookies. Almost instantly Josh felt sick and still feels sick as the podcast is being recorded. Do other people have this issue? Josh found a list of ways to save money on groceries and is astounded by how idiotic it is. Could Deshaun Watson be kicked out of the league for life? Does it matter that he hasn't been criminally charged with anything? Why does he like his taint fondled? Josh thinks the Texans are in no way responsible for Deshaun's predatory ways. Tony Buzbee disagrees. He is dragging the Texans in this mess. Jack Del Rio apologized for referring to January 6th as a "dust up". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's Josh and Jilly today. Luther is here as well, fresh off a trip to one of his arboretums that he likes. Splashed around in a creek a little bit. Yep. Glad you guys are with us. Okay, I'm going to start here. So we went to this place, Crumble Cookie. I'm sure that somebody that's listening to this podcast has been to Crumble.

Oh, people rave about Crumble. Like, it's all the rage. We had it one time in Houston, and it was like some random night, and we were like, let's go try Crumble Cookies. And we didn't like it. But we saw that one just opened down the road from us, And they're also opening a Wingstop down the road from us. Now that's exciting. Which is huge news.

They're opening a Popeyes down the road from us. So there's a lot of big things going on. A lot to be excited about. But we decided to try Crumble Cookies again because I'm fat and I can't stop eating. And we saw it and I said, ah, it's open. I'll go give it a try. So I got a chocolate chip cookie and a buttermilk pancake cookie. And I'll say this, when they were warm, they were better than the previous time we had them. They were not warm.

Yeah. So these were better. But I'm telling you, these damn cookies have made my bowels run like water. Like almost instantly. Like I ate it and instantly started feeling sick. The thing is like they're not good. Like I like a good chocolate chip cookie, as you know, because I'm it and instantly started feeling sick. The thing is, like, they're not good. Like, I like a good chocolate chip cookie, as you know, because I'm fat and those are the things I enjoy. Like, I love the chocolate chip cookie at Chick-fil-A. The oatmeal chocolate chip there. That's not an oatmeal chocolate chip. That is oatmeal chocolate chip. That's at Potbelly.

No, it's also, the cookie, it is an oatmeal, it says chocolate chip, but I'm fairly certain it's an oatmeal chocolate chip there too. I think they have to disclose if it's oatmeal, otherwise there's allergies. All right, so it's a chocolate chip cookie, but I'm fairly certain that there are pieces of oats in that cookie, but whatever. Then Potbelly also has maybe the greatest cookie ever, which is the oatmeal chocolate chip cookie. And if we could get a Potbelly out our way, that would be great too. While we're asking for stuff.

While we're being beggars uh please help us out there but with that said these crumble cookies are not good they're overly sweet and very rarely do i like to get on here and bang on a place because like i don't want them to go out of business i don't want them to shut down and i understand there's millions of people that love these cookies i'm saying they're doing pretty well i don't think you're like listen, I'm well aware that when I go on this podcast, I have the ability to shut down major businesses. I understand that. I have power. But all that said, as my grandma Edna has said many times while she was alive, she said, son, my bowels is fixing to run like water. As I sit here right now now i feel awful like my stomach hurts i've got pain in my

stomach and it all started when i ate that fucking cookie from crumble cookies and there are so many good cookie place hell the cookies at subway are great the cookies at pop belly are great the the cookies over it like all the sandwich places are all pretty decent you can go and get what was the late night insomnia cookie which are just awesome these. You can go and get, what was the late night? Insomnia cookie, which are just awesome. These cookies are not good, and my issue is that there are so many people who think they are good, and I want to fight those people with my hands.

I'm not happy about this. It bothers me when there's something that people, like tons of people think is good, and I just don't get it. And crumbled cookie is one of the, like I don't know what it is about these cookies and if you agree with me whenever you listen to this send me a text or your tweet whatever and say Josh I get it I think they taste like shit too or oh yeah Josh I ate one and I felt like I was gonna die because that's how I feel right now

I feel like I'm going to die after eating that cookie I don't know if I'm gonna make it through the whole podcast without running back to the john. Yeah. I ate about a quarter of the pancake one and it was good. Like the first couple of bites, but then immediately it's like, Ooh, I think I just got the beat us. And I understand that it's a cookie. So of course it's sugary and sweet and everything. I get that next level sweet, but man, it is. So I, I needless to say, I do not feel incredible today as we start the podcast and then so we got a lot to get into today but I'm going to start here we have these show prep websites that we look at you know to find like some lazy stories to do I'll use like one or two of them throughout the

morning that's kind of a filler thing because my boss program director Jonathan says doesn't hurt to mix in some of those show prep stories in between the real life stuff. Kind of keeps it fresh. So I said, all right, Program Director Jonathan, I can do that. But I saw a story and it said, grocery stores can't keep prices down, so here are eight ways to save. And I'm thinking, oh, cool. Maybe they're going to give us some real insight on how to save money at the grocery store where everything is expensive. Every trip to the grocery store, no matter how much you buy, still is going to cost you like $50. Minimum.

Like, I just came in here to get milk and eggs. Yeah, it cost you $50. Like, that's how these places work now. It's a pain in the ass, and it sucks, and everything is expensive. But I said, hey, I'll read this story from Supermarket News, which is apparently a thing. Supermarket News has eight ways you can save. And I'm thinking, oh boy, these are things I can really use. Truly insightful things from people

in the supermarket industry who might be able to tell us how to avoid spending a whole paycheck on one trip to the grocery store. Well, I was wrong because these eight reasons are so asinine that i felt stupid doing them on the radio today here are some of the ways that you can save money the eight ways you can save money keep your uh your spending down at the grocery store one shopping at discount grocery stores more often okay so kids go to aldi or the dollar general Market. Go to Aldi, right. No shit, that's something I didn't need to read from you. Or even Walmart, yeah. Number two, buying more items on sale. Oh. Well, you don't say. You mean I can save money if I look for sale items? What? They rarely even have sale items anymore. Shifting to store brands on some products. No way. So you mean to

tell me if I buy Dr. Thunder, that's cheaper than Dr. Pepper? No. And for our Houston friends, as we know, the AGB brand, very often better than the name brand anyway. 100%. You can get it for cheaper, but the point is no shit. This entire list of no shit. Number three, buying in bulk. No shit. Go buy 50 frozen chicken sandwiches from Costco. It'll be cheaper than buying whatever. Number four, working off a list and avoiding impulse items. No shit.

You mean to tell me that when I'm walking through the store and I'm hungry and I want to buy everything, don't buy everything. Wow. Thanks, supermarket news. You've really helped me out there. I feel like I'm saving money already. Thanks to you, supermarket news. Substituting similar, less expensive meats and vegetables.

There's an idea for you. Let's get less expensive things. You mean to tell me supermarket news that I will save money if I buy less expensive shit? No way. That's crazy. And comparing prices at multiple stores before buying. Nobody does that. Well, and you can't do that

because what are you going to do? Make another run to the other store across town and then you spent like $500 in gas before you know it? Oh, by the way, a similar story to this yesterday was how to save money on gas. That was the one from yesterday. Ways to save money on your gas. And let me tell you, friends, it was similar to that list. One of the reasons was, or ways to save gas money, one of them was stop driving places. You don't say. You don't say.

No way. I am shocked by this development. You mean to tell me that I will save money on gas. It's not, hey, let's find a way to stop these government goons from bending us over and making us pay $5 a gallon for gas. No, you just have to accept that, but maybe you should just stop driving places. Yeah, that's the ticket. That'll solve it. Stop driving places. Wow. Someone paid you to come up with that list. It was like, Hey, uh, drive less and just like dumb shit like that. Today I went to Kroger to

get some gas because you said you had some fuel points. Yeah. And the fill up was 20 cents off. Yeah. It was like the May discount or whatever. So did you fill up the whole tank this time? Well, I did. The tank wasn't on empty. It still had about 100 miles left.

Oh, you should have waited until that was down for that 20 cents off. Yeah, you say that. But still, like it cost me $65 to fill up three-fourths of a tank of gas i know so but you should have taken full advantage of that 20 cents off per gallon because we ain't gonna get that again for a while i think there was one that was a 10 percenter on there too that we have or 10 uh 10 cents not 10 10 would be nice uh but 10 cents off. But, yeah, I enjoy these lists.

Like, hey, here's an idea. Don't drive as much. Well, thanks, Internet. You have really done a solid for us today, and you've shown us the way. Tell them you can't come to work. Yep, that's it. Hey, say I'm not going to work, but I still want to get paid. Can we do that?

Oh, here's a list for you. I'm going to be riding in Ubers I'm guessing tomorrow. Do you even have the Uber app anymore? I do. I think I have the Uber app and the other one. Have you logged into it recently? I'm going to have to do that when I'm on the toilet for the 6th or 7th time tonight after eating crumble cookies.

You may want to make sure you're good to go on that before. I will do. I will check into all that. And you have a current card on it and everything? Yep, I got it. I guess I told you told you i'm gonna be on the toilet a lot tonight so i'm gonna have a lot of time on my hands i worry about you traveling on your own oh come on i'm totally capable of traveling there's a difference between not knowing how to travel and then when someone else just takes care of it for you you get out of the way like i would prefer someone else get all the ubers and shit but i know how to do it i'm not a total imbecile i can manage all

right but um here are the 10 most common things people again oh my christ these lists like no shit the 10 most common things people forget in ubers literally the 10 things that you might possibly have in an uber to be fair this was actually a list that uber released this wasn't written but of course this is what's going to be in there like there's no other choices on shit to leave though like cell phones is on the list wallets like these are just shit of course you might leave them because these are things you're going to have it's not like oh i left my infant in the uber it's oh i left my backpack well no shit that's possible to leave your backpack in an uber There's also the list below it of Uber sharing some of the weird things people left behind.

Okay, the common things people leave behind, glasses, clothes, vapes, jewelry. No shit. That's the stuff you have on you. All right, here are the weird things that people have left in Ubers. A pizza costume and it's boba time apron. Would that be like Boba Fett? Boba tea. Or boba tea.

500 grams of caviar, quote, some tater tots, a box of unicorn band-aids. Also, I don't think leaving behind is some tater tots. I think someone just ate in the back of your Uber and spilled. I think that's probably. Hey, ma'am, you left some tater tots in the car. An employee of the month plaque plaque a breathalyzer and a crochet strawberry a metal leg a power washer a small rhino sculpture a spray tan machine a breast pump oh and a windmill have all been left in ubers according to people who

drive uber you say ooh because you like breast milk i just the word breast got me all revved up i thought about breast and i said i'm in you did drink some breast milk last year and it wasn't bad if i did a shot of it maybe next time i'll mix some kalua i'll do i'll put some bailey you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna put some Bailey. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put some Bailey's in that breast milk and have a delicious shot. It would be like if old Greg did a shot of breast milk. I was actually talking with Nikki and Allie, like reminiscing about that night where Allie forgot to get you a cake because it was around your birthday.

Oh yeah, we were there literally because, hey, it's Josh's birthday. Let's go visit Bobbo for Josh's birthday. And then you assholes didn't get me a cake. To be fair, Allie had asked me what kind of cake you like and everything, so I thought she'd handle that. But anyway, so she walked, and this was all a matter of five minutes. She walks out with a cupcake with some sort of toy

dinosaur figurine smashed on top of it. Then you drank Nikki's breast milk, and the next thing you know, you and Bobbo are laying in bed together talking about the giant fish on the wall. Like, what an odd series of events. Oh, we did some living though, didn't we? What an odd series of events.

God, I miss Bobbo. Yeah, that's when you smoked the cigar and tried the Grand Marnier. The Grand Marnier was a regrettable instance. More regrettable than the cookies? You know what? No. You know what? I would rather have that Grand Marnier.

Now, in Bobbo,o in his defense he said josh you gotta you gotta wait the grand marnier is for after dinner and i didn't i didn't listen no you started with i started with the grand marnier and my chest was on fire the entire time like all night long my stomach and my chest were on fire but i couldn't let him know because i'm not going to embarrass myself most Most of the time, I have no issue embarrassing myself or saying, hey, I fucked up here. With Bobbo, I was embarrassed. So, like, I kept puffing that fucking cigar

like it was the best thing ever. I'm like, Bobbo, give me another light, brother. Oh, this cigar. And then finally, it was time for you guys to get in the hot tub at, like, you know, midnight. Yeah. And Bobbo was like, all right, Josh, where's your Grand Marnier?

And I'm like, Bobbo. And finally. I cannot drink the Grand Marnier. it ended but you know what next time we go i'm gonna follow all the rules of babo and i'm gonna see if it works out better for me that's my big plan my big plan and all this is to not drink the grand marnier at four in the, rather drink it at three 30 in the morning in the hot tub while we're talking about Bobbo's UFO encounter. That's the time that you smoke the cigar and drink the Grand Marnier when you're either in the hot tub talking about, you know, as an alien being showing up at their house up North. So the liquor and beer liquor before beer rule goes out the

window for Grand Marnier. You can drink your beer beer you can have your wine whatever yes and then no matter what you just end the night with grand marnier yes it's a dessert liqueur makes sense so i think i could pull that off but more than likely it's just going to set my chest on fire again probably like i like i could not take like and i guess that's how these things are set up but i could not take like a big drink of it. Like it took everything I had to take a sip of that. It's a sipping thing, isn't it? It is. That's my point is it was. Like a little tiny glass.

But I don't believe in sipping things. And I don't believe in eating slow. Like I drink fast. I eat fast. I do everything fast. That's how I operate. So for me, there's no such thing as a sipping drink. Although there's supposed to be as a sipping drink, although they're supposed to be.

I don't do that. But with this, it was so brutal and my chest was on fire. I had to sip it because it was so difficult to consume. We got to go see Bob. I know we do. I miss him so much. It's on the summer to do list. I long for him. I long for the hot tub, the pools open. We joked about you sending him a Father's Day gift. I think I'm like, would that be too weird? I got him a Christmas gift. You don't send your dad one. Oh, God, no.

No, I might not even call my actual dad on Father's Day. Bobo's getting a call on Father's Day. Because there have been many birthdays and stuff that dad hadn't called me. He's just texting. Actually, we do have to call Bobo on Father's Day. Maybe we'll just do a pod on Father's day and just like you know pearl harbor babo as lenny would say yeah and we'll say babo what are you doing for uh for father's day bud and if i'm drunk enough i'll tell him i love him i don't think you have to be drunk to do that i may not

speaking of people who love people and love things deshaun watson really loves to ejaculate in front of massage therapists. And sees nothing wrong with it. No, I know we talked about this yesterday, but I read the story more today. The one thing in that New York Times story that's very interesting, there are two parts. One is the Texans part of it. People are trying

to like lump the Texans in with this and say, oh, they knew that he was out there jerking off on these jerks. Basically, anyone's trying to do anything they can to take the responsibility away from Deshaun. And I think race plays a big part in that. Like, if you listen to the radio and you hear a black guy call a radio show, most of them are going to try to find a way to justify everything that Deshaun did or compare it

to Ben Roethlisberger or some shit. And like, well, what about Ben Roethlisberger? What about this guy? How about you just look at Deshaun Watson? Deshaun Watson seems like a real fucking creep. And I think the dude's got serial killer tendencies. It didn't look like it five years ago, and maybe he didn't have this five years ago.

Maybe money and fame and success led him to ejaculate when chicks rub him down at the massage place. And that's the thing about it. For the most part, it's kind of like he's not denying that he got these massages he's not denying that he had sex with a couple of the women he's not denying that the happy endings you know happened he just truly doesn't see anything wrong with it and by the way if it's consensual these chicks all want to jerk you off at the massage therapist rock on like somebody brought up robert craft on one of these radio shows we were listening to today.

I was trying to listen to some Cleveland stuff. See what they're thinking today. And someone brought up Bob Kraft. Difference, of course, being that Bob Kraft is someone who got jerked off, but seemingly got jerked off by someone who knew that she was going to jerk him off going into it because it was a rub and tug. Correct. And I have nothing against dudes going in there and getting jerked off by some chick

in a massage parlor if that's what the understood thing is. The problem is the guy comes across, like in the same way Ted Bundy comes across. Like when you watch those shows about Ted Bundy, hardcore narcissists, like Dennis Reynolds. Seems like the nicest guy. He's like, you watch Ted Bundy, you're like, how could. Seems like the nicest guy. He's like, you watch Ted Bundy. You're like, how could anyone dislike him? You mean to tell me that guy murdered multiple women and raped them? No way. But that's kind of what I get from Deshaun. It is like, they don't know that they're doing something bad. And there's a narcissism about that. They don't see any

consequences to what they're doing. Even into the point that Ted Bundy went to jail, he escaped once because I'm a white guy. I know all the details of Ted Bundy's life because we white people really enjoy true crime documentaries. That's what we're into. And I'm watching this and Ted Bundy has escaped once. Even before he finally goes to jail for the last time, you watch him in the courtroom defending himself. Super narcissistic thing to do. Defends himself, and he's got this smug look about him. He's like, I'm getting away with all this shit, and I know it. That's Deshaun.

Deshaun's got legit discovery ID tendencies about him. When you watch those documentaries, you go, that's Deshaun Watson. He's Dennis Reynolds. He doesn't understand how that can make anyone uncomfortable but am i wrong do you like do you get the dennis like it's like he would have the deshaun system yeah i think i'm the one who made the dennis reynolds joke initially oh you did oh shit well i'm i said that i did i inadvertently stole your material and i'm sorry my joke from like months ago but i am so sorry no absolutely like that would be it all. This whole situation could have been an Always Sunny episode

like 10 years ago when it was funny and risque. Yes. Like where Dennis gets a massage and, you know, happy ending and he thinks nothing of it. And then he goes again, you know, like. Well, not just a happy ending. Like Dennis would have to do the, what is the name of this yoga pose that they were talking about?

It's like the baby, the something baby pose where basically you lay with your legs spread wide open and you hold your feet. So one of these allegations was that he did this pose and he held his feet and he asked one of these ladies to rub the area, his taint. he asked them to rub the area between the bottom of his ball sack and his asshole, the taint. So like he like, like, can you imagine the guy that's the fucking quarterback of the Houston Texans, arguably the biggest star, one of the two or three biggest stars in the city of Houston, uh, one of 32 starting NFL quarterbacks, one of the biggest stars in the country at

the time. I mean, the guy burst onto the scene in the NFL, was good right out of the chute, was huge at Clemson, well-known name, that this guy is laying on the table at a massage therapist place with his asshole in the air, legs agape, trying to get some gal to rub his fucking taint. What the fuck are you doing? Yep. Like you are a nut bar, man. Like that is dumb, especially in this day and age, man.

Like, like 20 years ago, you do a lot of bad shit that no one's ever going to find out about. Dude, you left a fucking paper trail. Your paper trail is DMs, constant DMs to these people searching for chicks. In some instances, they were telling you like, listen, I'm not very experienced. You're a professional athlete. Your body is everything. You mean to tell me you'd go to any woman to rub you down who's not an expert at it? Yeah. Of course you're looking to get jerked off or to come on some chick. No credentials necessary. Like, think about that. You're a professional athlete.

If your body's fucked up, that's your money. That's like a dude, that's like, that basically, that'd be like if you're an actor, you're an aging actor and you're trying to stay afloat. So you need to get cosmetic surgery. And you're like, I'm going to find someone to give me like a little collagen injection in the lips, maybe a little Botox, make me look a little younger, maybe extend my career in Hollywood or in music or whatever. And instead of going to Dr90210 or some big-name cosmetic surgeon, somebody's like, well, I'm not official yet,

but I do Botox injections in the back of my Honda Civic. And you're like, okay, that sounds good to me. And you found that person on Instagram. Correct. Like the dude was clearly just looking out to blow his load all the time. Like, I don't understand how anybody cannot see this. And one of the arguments is, well, nothing happened legally. So what's the league going to do? Well, I've been fired for shit. That's not illegal illegal i didn't go to jail for the shit i got fired for like you can still get in trouble at your place of employment you know just for not you know just because you didn't break the law yeah right like i got fired over that the al

jolson tweet in philadelphia a brand you're representing a team you're representing and by the way giant business and a lot of people like to go to this one well nobody uh there were no charges uh that nobody indicted yeah but again like oj probably killed two people but he got away with it like people get away with shit like it goes both ways when you wonder why he's such a narcissist because like he did all this he truly believes he did nothing wrong and never made anyone uncomfortable and he just got the biggest contract in the history of the NFL. So wouldn't you be a narcissist? Well, I probably, yeah.

I probably would, but it doesn't make it right. But, I mean, I get it. You almost feel like the Browns should face some sort of punishment for this, for their quote-unquote due diligence they did. And let's look back at the Texans who I brought up earlier in this whole thing. People love to hammer the Texans. For whatever reason, they're a clown show or it's Easterby or it's, it's Bill O'Brien or it's the racist owner or, you know, the, the owner playing video games or like all this shit.

Like the Texans are an easy target, especially for the Houston media people who are very lazy. They'll never criticize the Astros. They'll never criticize the Rockets, but the Texans are kind of the understood acceptable team in town to rip. So they rip them as hard as they can. And one of these, and I'm listening to some of this today and people are ripping the Texans and I'm like, the argument was, well, they knew something. They gave him the NDAs, the head of security, which is odd. Yes. But I wouldn't think it's uncommon for a famous person to have a non disclosure group like Derek Jeter when he fuck fucks chicks they like sign a contract yeah but derrick jeter didn't go to his employer and say hey i think this girl might try to sue me can i get some ndas made up

well and i don't know if that's totally how it went either like i know that the guy who was like what i read it was that once they got wind of possible lawsuits and people feeling uncomfortable, they stepped in and helped with the NDA. But even early on, they can't know that it's to that extreme. Are they completely forgivable? No. But let's say he says, hey, there was an encounter in there and it was totally consensual or whatever, but she's saying some shit. Can I get some nondisclosure agreements for people to sign? Like it wouldn't be completely ridiculous to think that he didn't do much. He just didn't want to have his D his business out there. You know, like if I'm a big celebrity and I'm getting a massage and a lot of times people are naked during massages, like you want to know that

someone doesn't have a camera and they're taking videos of you or whatever. And if they release it, they're fucked. So you want to protect yourself. like i would get that and i would understand that but like and apparently that one of their heads of security or whatever had him some ndas made up but the way people are spinning it is that like the texans enabled him like i don't believe that well they said why would they at that point he was already done with them right like yeah like i don't i don't believe you kind of shit on them why would they be like okay let's protect our franchise quarterback knowing that he's not your franchise quarterback. I don't believe at all that they enabled him. I hate when people do that.

People love to take responsibility away from the person who did something and then look for someone else to blame. Like in the Paterno thing, is it possible that Paterno knew some fucked up shit was going on with the kids? Maybe. Probably. Could be. But people made it out like Paterno was the bigger fucking villain than the guy that was fucking the kids? Maybe, probably could be, but like people made it out like paternal was

the bigger fucking villain than the guy that was fucking the kids in the shower. You know? And it's the same thing here. It's like, people don't want to put accountability on Deshaun. They just want to say, well, he was enabled by blank, blank and blank. No, that's bullshit. Take responsibility for yourself. Well, you know, the guy's an alcoholic and that's the beer company's fault. No, a lot of people can drink beer, not be alcoholics. You became an alcoholic, but it's not their fucking fault. It's not the gun's fault that people die. It's the fucking morons that have the guns. The problem is everybody wants to look for someone else to blame and take away the blame from the person responsible. The Texans did not make Deshaun Watson go out and come on a bunch of massage therapists. That didn't happen. So,

but people are always looking to blame someone else and the Texans are an easy target to blame. And I have nothing for the Texans and I have nothing against the Texans, right? I don't hate them. I don't like them. I've defended them when a lot of other dipshit media people jump on the dumb narratives of,

oh, they're racist or McNair was racist. I think that's all bullshit and they're lazy and they know they're fucking lazy, whatever. But when it comes to this thing with Deshaun, I don't put much, if any, blame on them because ultimately this guy was a fucking creep who kept going out there and doing it, creeping into people's DMs.

He had patterns. There were patterns. The guy's like a fucking serial killer. He's got a pattern. Yeah. Like, it's sick what this guy is. And I was listening to the local radio show here in town, guys talking about whether or not Deshaun could be you know suspended for like kicked out of the league maybe i'm like

i don't give a shit that you didn't go to jail for it as i said i didn't go to jail for uh for for posting the picture of al jolson but i still got fucking fired from my job but if they do that then the league's automatically racist well what it becomes it becomes is, well, but Robert Kraft got jerked off and nothing happened to him and Ben Roethlisberger raped somebody. It's all racial. All of it's racial and that's the angle that will be taken.

It's the same thing with, like if you dare say that, you know, Kobe might have raped somebody around the time he died, you're just a racist piece of shit. Or that Michael Jackson is this. But you're allowed to call one group of people pedophiles and awful people,

but not a certain group. That's just the way it works because that's how people do when they fight each other over this shit. Well, you know what argument you never get? What's that? You know, Colin Kaepernick is just on the sidelines here and you guys are letting this, you know, possible sexual predator play football. Try that.

Yeah. You won't get that angle. No. And you know what? Maybe you should. That'd actually be a valid point. Like people love to bring up like like and usually i don't like to go down that route but like when you look at we talked about a little

bit yesterday like you got a guy that bet 1500 bucks on draft kings or something and he's out for a year like how when that happens and you've got a dude that like i don't think that anybody doubts that this guy is fucked up like this guy is a no remorse stone cold damn near serial killer minded person like this dude is no regret and he actually thinks he's a fantastic person for supporting black businesses god and when you think about it like the preemptive apologies and purchases for shit that means that after this dude blew his load almost instantly there was some level of oh shit like because when you're in the middle of something that's exciting you're not thinking about oh shit the second that that you're done in that situation if you're him you're like shit and then before you know you're buying lotions and you're

saying i'm supporting black businesses and it just shows again you know his his regard for women he thinks they're dumb he think they could be bought off he thinks you know he can disrespect them and then just give them things and buy things from their business and they'll be fine. He has no respect for women whatsoever. No. And if you went into a legit rub and tug and some gal jerks you off and it was understood going into it, big fucking deal. I'm not some prude. People engage in prostitution.

I don't give a fuck. Yeah, but that's not what he was doing. But that's not what this is. These women were going into this anticipating, you know, the one that's my favorite, though, is like one that's not even a licensed massage therapist. And he's like, I don't give a fuck. Let's go.

Like, that's the actions of someone who is a fuck. He's like, any port in a storm, ma'am. I'll take you. He's like, listen, ma'am, I'm not looking to get a real massage. I got actual people that do that. I'm just looking for you to play with my taint so I can ejaculate you good or no hell at least you should have told him that beforehand instead of in the middle of getting a massage rolling over with a giant raging hard-on like hey can you play with my crumb please like come on it's funny because you know deep down he knows it's like I mean most people know like okay

that's not really a favorable thing to do. Because if he really didn't care, he would have just opened like the back pages of any Houston magazine or Houston Chronicle or Houston. I don't know if it's in the Chronicle, but you know those newspapers you find at the bar? Yep. Whole back pages, none but Robin Tug's. Yeah. You could have easily gone to those. And then apparently he was.

But you know you couldn't do that because you'd get busted. So you know some small part of you has to know that that's wrong. And what's great is he was going to this seedy joint, a seedy massage place. It was so sketch, in fact, that the woman that was running it apparently had security walk him in because they were afraid he'd be a target with his fancy car in this area he was in. These were not legit places that someone who was an NFL quarterback whose body for the next 15 years is going to be what gets him paid millions of dollars.

When you say it like that, like the place you described, that does sound like a rub and tug. That one did. But, I mean, and maybe, but the thing is, the lady, the gal that was in there giving him the massage, or one of them said, like, that's not what this is. Like, I didn't go in there to, like, jerk these guys off. Yeah.

So, I don't know. Like, the guy's guy's gonna be suspended i don't know for how long i just don't like it's hard for me to fathom why someone who's banging that hot chick he's banging could bang any chick that he wants like legitimately yep like why like like you got an issue dude like you got a problem like you brought a thing like you brought up earlier when we were talking about it, you said, well, what if he should have just came out and said he had sex addiction like Tiger? Well, Tiger, all he was doing was fucking randos. He wasn't raping anybody or, you know, sexually assaulting anybody.

He just couldn't stop fucking. This guy is actually sexually assaulting people. And, like, I don't know, man. Like, the idea that someone who's that high end of an athlete like gets that aroused by a massage like you're a child dude you're jim and american pie we said this a hundred times you know maybe one two three women come out and say something you're like well i guess that could go either way. I don't know what was said, what was done. When there's 24. Yeah. And every story lines up.

I'm still, can you find me the name of that position? Has such similar details. That yoga position he was in, it's called the something baby, the happy baby. Like basically you lay there with your legs open and you're holding your feetsies and your buttholes up in the air and he apparently has some chick to play with the area between his his balls and his b-hole

and uh yeah the happy baby yeah because the babies grab their feet when they giggle and stuff the happy baby and uh the happy ending baby waka waka no, no. But enough about Deshaun. I mean, I am very curious to see what they do, though. Like, he's going to have to miss some time, and who knows how much time it's going to be. Like, it could be a year. It could be longer than that. Like, the thing is,

whether you like it or not, there is an element of having to show remorse, and he doesn't. Even if you're full of shit, and you're lying like you gotta show some level of like oh i'm sorry i've learned from this he had that opportunity at that press conference before this other information came out and said hey do you feel bad about shit about the way it went down no i don't i have a mom i like women yeah so he truly believes he

never made anyone uncomfortable i don't know when 24 people are telling you you did, something's fucked up. What's the Jack Del Rio story? Oh, yeah. So Jack Del Rio's been trending all day. Yeah. Because he referred to the January 6th shenanigans as, let me get the exact quote here, as a dust-up, right? Yeah.

So the exact quote from this press conference today, I can look at images on the TV. People's livelihoods are being destroyed, businesses are being burned down, no problem. And then we have a dust-up at the Capitol, nothing burned down, and we're going to make that a major deal. Well, people didn't like that. Well, and I'm sure that there are more people upset about that than the fact that Deshaun Watson jerked off on 50 women. Which is something.

But it's true. You want to go back to that angle? There are people who think that, like, I'm sure there's someone who thinks he should be fired for that and i'm sure there are people that are demanding an apology from him if i had to guess so like the internet's probably he apologized they made him oh christ they made him maybe the team felt the pressure or i don't know like the redskins care about pressure it's the commander like that sorry like the commanders care. Their owner is like letting people take naked pictures of the cheerleaders and giving them to season ticket holders.

They don't give a shit about what people think. They're fucking loon. He had to issue apology for this statement saying, I made comments earlier today in referencing the attack that took place on the United States Capitol on January 6th. Referencing that situation as a dust-up was irresponsible and negligent. Irresponsible? My god, it's your fucking opinion!

And negligent. Negligent? You know what's negligent? Is that an NFL fucking football team can give a guy the biggest contract in the history of the NFL when he's a serial comer. That's fucked up! Then he says, I am sorry. He's a predator! What he should have done, Jack Del Rio should have

gone up there and said, hey, some of you assholes want me to apologize. Sorry for my choice of words, but just know that you're supporting a fucking league where some guy's a serial fucking predator and just got the biggest contract in the history of the goddamn league. And oh, fun fact,

half the dudes in this fucking league are fucking dickheads doing horrible things that should be warranting apologies. And you're sitting here bitching at me because of my word choice talking about the thing on January 6th. Fuck you. That's what he should have said. My God, like get

over yourselves, you fucking lunatics. I guess it all started when he made a tweet about it and then someone asked about it at the press conference and then he made it even worse and then of course he had to apologize. Because of course these media guys want him to say something dumb. They go, oh my God insurrection guy. Oh, he's a Trumper.

Blah, blah, blah. Who cares who he is? It's a fuck off. Mind your own fucking business about shit. Who cares who people vote for? Who cares about any of this shit? Who cares what people think about guns? Who cares what people think about fucking abortion?

Just mind your own goddamn business. It's a football game. That's what it is. It's sports. Stop digging in and trying to get all deep into this shit, acting like you're more important than you are. You're a fucking football coach and you're fucking media people that cover the NFL.

Get over yourselves. You're not Woodward and Bernstein. You're just fucking Stephen A. Smith. You sit there and you write news stories about fucking sports. You're in the fucking playpen. You're in the toy box. Get over yourselves. Well, and then one reporter actually asked one of the players, Jonathan Allen, about

it. And he basically said, yeah, it didn't really bother anybody in the locker room. At the end of the day, you can... Hold on, my phone turned off. Quote, at the end of the day, you can have a difference of opinion and still respect one another. There! Oh, wow! No one gave a shit! You know why? Because most people... You know what

most people don't give a shit about in the locker room? That Deshaun Watson's jerking off on chicks. They've probably all reconciled it with themselves and said, hey, I'm here to win football games. I got a short lifespan in this league and I want to win games. So what if this guy's out there sexually assaulting women? I'm here to win games. These guys do not give a fuck until you make them give a fuck.

That's when they care. They care when these media people try to make big shit out of nothing, out of a guy calling something a dust-up, and then you get people all worked up, and then you make it some big case. And again, here is why. This happens because these sports people have an inferiority complex.

They want to be Woodward and Bernstein. They want to break the stories that bring down the White House. They want to be those people, but they're not capable of doing that. That's why they talk about VORPs and ERAs in fucking sports stories. So when they get an opportunity and they say,

oh my God, I got a chance to go out and ask him about dust-up comments about the insurrection January 6th. Oh boy, this is my fucking chance to get some likes and retweets. You're nothing. You're sports media assholes. That's who you are.

Accept it. You're not David Brinkley. You're not Meet the Press. You are assholes that cover baseball and football games. You're not special. I'm not special. We're assholes hanging out in the toy chest. That's who we are.

So stop trying to make yourself some uber important person like, oh God, I'm going to bring down Jack Del Rio. Fuck you. Those guys in the locker room don't give a fuck. Also, to go back to Deshaun, this just came down now. Tony Busby does plan on adding the Houston Texans to the defendants. So they are now involved. Tony says, look out, boys.

Here it comes. Everybody's going down. He says, based on information that he learned from the Houston Police Department, the thing with the nondisclosures, the suite that he had at least seven massages and seven of these meetings at at the houstonian was paid for oh boy by the texans but again they might see something awkward about it but did what they do fall in the category of criminal or were they negligent like there would have to have been multiple women who were at the

Houstonian who said that they were assaulted at the Houstonian and then they kept getting the room. That would be something. Also, why can't the motherfucker get his own room at the Houstonian? Fuck off. You're rich. Why is the team out here having to buy your fucking den of horrors?

So Busby says... That's horrors not whores. He says in many of these cases, the Texans provided the opportunity for this conduct to occur. He believed the Texans organization was well aware of Watson's issues, but failed to act. I don't buy it.

They knew or certainly should have known. I don't buy it. The Houston Texans organization provides rooms for Watson at the High End Houstonian Hotel for his, quote, massages. The Texans also provided massage tables and other support for Watson's proclatives.

Proclivities. Proclivities. Ostensibly rot protect their quote unquote asset. We intend to make sure all involved in Watson's conduct are held accountable in addition to and including Watson himself. I don't buy it. Like, do they think that maybe he was going to the room to fuck hoes?

Maybe. Like, I mean, but that's not their business if he's out there banging chicks. Well, why are they paying for the room? Like, because he, I mean, maybe he went to him and said, hey, I'm getting some work done. Can you guys pay for it? Hey, he's the starting quarterback. Sure.

I don't know. But I think that driving or dragging the Texans into this is just, I get why he's doing it. I mean, that's his job, but I don't buy that the Texans were somehow knowing of all of this and were trying to cover up for it. I could be wrong, but I don't buy that. Like, like I don't buy that. They knew all the horrid details of what this guy was doing all the happy baby poses information that was out there and that they still were like oh hey let's like i don't buy that and of course all this does is

opens up a lot of dumb asses to say well see deshaun wasn't doing nothing they was letting him do it and the team tried to set him up like those dumb asses that have that again those idiots that have the dumbest opinion on the planet that the texans were trying to get him fucking we're trying to get him busted for that shit like I don't buy that at all this case is not going away no like he ain't playing football anytime soon he certainly ain't playing football the second he signed with Cleveland like all right I'm good all my troubles are over city let's do this not happening I mean it just keeps getting bigger and bigger not happening friend who do I need to tell them about? Aqueduct Plumbing. Aqueduct

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Well, then I'm going to have to go to Lefty's. You're going to have to try it. I guess so. I'm going to be there tomorrow night and Friday. So maybe I'll go on Twitch from my phone on Friday night or Thursday night. I'm supposed to go to a ball game Friday night. Maybe Thursday night when I have nothing to do after dinner with these management types. Maybe I'll, um, maybe I'll get on Twitch, who knows, but anyway, we'll see you guys later.