The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Gyno's, Parlays, Retreads

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

Josh and Jilly open the show discussing Jilly's trip to the Gyno. It was a complete waste of time and this leads Josh to one of his rants about doctors and money grabs. Jilly is suddenly hitting tons of parlays. Josh is annoyed because she bets so little thus wins so little on parlays that have giant value. The Astros won today so Josh won today as he bet on them. Yordan and Pena had a nasty collision. Josh reads a bizarre abortion related headline from a Detroit newspaper.A report says that Deshaun may only be suspended 6 to 8 games and Josh is fuming. Can their be non white retread coaches? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome in. Jilly, how are you? Lovely. Lovely. Now, Jilly had a whole day planned of getting her vagina fondled by some lady at the doctor and that didn't go well. When you say it like that, it sounds horrible. No, it's fine.

It's just that I didn't know that. Apparently, they only recommend pap smears every five years now, and I assume that's what I was going in for for my annual wellness. It's usually the pap smear and the pelvic exam, and then they do the quick little breast exam, and you get your birth control re-filled. Now, you were fired up about this. When I got in the car, you were all fired up.

You said that this is bullshit. This is stupid. I had to do this. So tell me now, tell me why exactly you said it was bullshit and stupid. I think you overreacted to that because I think you were angry when you got in the car, but no, it just felt like a waste of time. Like, well, can you look at my pelvis anyway? Like, can you just do something?

Like the whole point was like, you know, they make you get the annual, which is good to do anyway. When you, before you go to the vagina doctor, like, is there any special prep you do? I mean, just make sure you want to make sure like, but do you like, is everything extra clean when you go? Well, I wash right before I go. Even if I shower before, like I try to, you know, when you go to the dentist, you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist.

Yeah. That's all I'm asking. I don't know. Like I didn't even have to take off my underpants or anything. It was like, okay. And then they're like, well, you're 38, so mammograms start around 40. But if you want, you can see if your insurance will pay for an early one. You can just call them and ask and let us know.

I'm like, well, since when do I have to call my insurance to ask? Like, imagine going to the dentist and they're like, well, I mean, you got a cavity. You want to fill it yourself? It was just like, it's strange to me. Well, no, I went to a dentist here when we first moved here that didn't know how to run my insurance and halfway through my cleaning said, yeah, we don't take your insurance. I don't know. It's so stupid.

But yeah, I was like, well, you can do an early mammogram and you just have to call and ask. It's called like a basic something. Like ask if your insurance will pay for it. If so can just do it if not i will just wait till you're 40 anyway i'm like okay so i just love it so just to be clear you go in there fully anticipating having to have your vag looked at well usually they at least like i knew the pap smears some places do like every two years every three years apparently now it's every five years yeah they usually at least do the pelvic exam yeah nothing like you like you like if just

to be clear when you go to the gynecologist you're anticipating having to take your underwear off yeah like do you have to get like in the like in like the chair and everything in the little yeah on the table yeah you do all that and you were anticipating having to do this you went and none of this happened no therefore you learned absolutely nothing therefore you know nothing more than you knew about yourself at this time yesterday I mean I wasn't expecting to find anything wrong like I don't have any issues or anything but they usually at least check and say all right everything feels normal and then every couple years they do a pap and they send that off and they say okay it's normal I'm starting and I told you this whenever I dealt

with my issue with the doctor did push they kept did push, they kept pushing me on repeatedly, was to get the HPV shots. But why? What exactly? What would make them say, well, you need to get the HPV shot? Because they tell everybody to get them now. It's called Gardasil. Because they're pushing the shit on you because they're in bed with the big pharma people and it's all a big circle jerk is what it is.

And they try to get young people vaccinated for that like when i think you had to be under 24 originally to start the series and i was like 25 when it came out so i never had to get them anyway but now i guess they're like yeah everybody should just get hpv shots i'm like no i'm good like three different people asked me you sure you don't want to start your hpv like no i'm good you know what you're dealing with here jilly is you're dealing with the scam of the doctors is what it is. I don't think, like, I don't think doctors are stupid. We laugh at people being nuts, but like, I kind of see why people don't trust medical

professionals. I don't. I mean, after I dealt with that shit with the dude, with the doctor that told me I had diabetes and was like, you need to do blank, blank, blank, blank, and blank and take eight different pills. And then a week later, I don't have diabetes anymore. And like this guy's pushing all these fucking drugs on me and then having me come back in like every week to get shit checked up on.

Like, no. And then I go to the next place, they tell me I got nothing. Well, once they told you you had to schedule an appointment just to get results, which were normal. Like, that's crazy. That's an over the phone thing. That's not a show up, pay another copay so we can build the insurance project but that's what these places are doing now i don't i don't trust them i have a lack of trust for medicine that's just the reality and again i was kind of like well can

you maybe do it anyway like no there's no need i'm like okay like and the other thing is and i don't say this to undermine doctors but i feel like you could learn a lot about what your issues are just by going to the internet we've talked about this before you've diagnosed me three or four times just off of shit you read on the internet yep so like and then you go in the doctor and you pay a co-pay and then they got to run it to get the insurance then they got to get in bed with the big pharma and prescribe you all these drugs like you didn't need like you didn't go in there anticipating getting harassed to get the uh the HPv shot just like like when i went into the uh that first doctor he's trying to push all these different vaccines on me and i'm not some they did i forgot which one i gave to the hepatitis

he said you need a hepatitis vaccine i said fuck it i don't care like i'm not some like wacko total wacko that's like all against vaccines and shit or anything like that. Like, I don't give a shit. Like we got two, I got the two shots. You got the two shots. It is what it is, whatever. But like, you look at some of this stuff, like I don't need it pushed on me. And when I'm in there, the guy's like, well, you should probably get this. You should probably get another COVID shot. You should probably get this. I'm like, dude, just tell me why. Like you say I have diabetes, help me figure out how to stop the diabetes. And then, like, I'm getting high blood pressure pills. I'm getting all this shit. I call my dad.

I said, Dad, they prescribed me high blood pressure pills. He said, yeah, don't take that shit. Unless your blood pressure is, like, deadly high, that kind of shit can fuck with you. Do not take those pills. No, but that's all it is now. It's like, again, the HPV, which is like a series, I think, of, like, three shots. And then they're like, well, did you get your flu shot this year? Did you get the booster?

Like, no. And then I had to like find my freaking COVID card because I didn't bring it. Oh, you had to wear a mask. I had to wear a mask. Can we get past this shit? The entire time. The last time I went, I had to wear a mask the entire time. I'm like, and the best part is I was going to see a doctor in ear, nose and throat.

So this guy was going to be in my face, sticking a fucking camera up my nose anyway. Why am I wearing a mask? Well, I had to sit in a room by myself for 40 minutes waiting for someone to come in and say, okay, well, we don't have to do anything. And then you show up and you don't have a mask. They're like, sir, put on your mask. Can you put on your mask? They won't even let you in the building. It's ridiculous. It's over, guys. It's over. Stop with the shit. Cut the shit. I don't need it. I'm going to the doctor. You're going to be up in my face. I don't need to be wearing a mask the other 40 minutes while you're not in my face. Well, they tell you it's to protect the other people in the office who might be immunocompromised, like other patients.

If they got the vaccine, it shouldn't matter. Right? If they're vaccinated, it shouldn't matter if I have it or don't have it. You'll be fine. You'll live. That's why they're putting out a new booster for the Omicron whatever whatever first as it turns out you know these first vaccines I guess don't really do much against Omicron but uh so just to put a bow on it though your vagina's fine I guess I mean I wouldn't know they didn't they did nothing like like as far as your vaginal

knowledge you know just as much now as you did going in they told you nothing new like hey everything's clean like that's the part that's bullshit's like, it'd be one thing if they went in and they told you like, Hey, you, uh, like you check for something and you have the, there's this issue. We noticed this, maybe we should get this, but at least go in. If there's nothing wrong, you want to get it looked at. And they say, things are totally okay. You don't know that things are totally okay because they don't know things are totally okay because they didn't look at it. Do you have any pain or any, you know, abnormal bleeding? No. Okay. totally okay because they didn't look at it. Do you have any pain or any abnormal bleeding? No? Okay, well then, no reason

to do it. Which seems ridiculous. You could have asked me this on the phone. We could have filled out an online questionnaire. You could have slid into my DMs like Deshaun Watson and said, hey, does your vagina hurt? Are you bleeding? No? Well, then I'm good. Or you could have just refilled my birth control, which

by the way, then I get a message from the pharmacy that's like, yeah, there's a problem with your insurance. So all that, and I didn't even get it filled. My God. I feel like, again, it was a waste of time going there because they're just taking your money. I'm not saying that all doctors are evil and that they don't have good intentions. But that's what this is now. But that's a money grab. That whole fucking thing is a money grab.

Well, and they make you go every year. And then now what it's turned into more. And I was talking to a friend of mine about this, too. And she hurts the same thing. She's like, yeah, it's basically just a five minute interview of whether or not you're depressed

and about mental health and if you're abused. What does that have to do with your vagina? And if you're happy at home. Are they asking this about your vagina? Like, hey, is your vagina depressed?

No, it's a woman's wellness is what they call it. But that's like, if I wanted to go see a fucking shrink, I'd go see a shrink. I'm not here to see a shrink. I'm here to have you look at my vagina, look at my lady parts, my labia, my dangleberry

there in the front. Tell me that everything's working fine and then we'll go or tell me, oh, this might be something to be concerned about. Or, oh, there's a mole that looks weird here, a bump that's odd here. I didn't come to you to have some fucking Oprah sesh here with me. If I wanted to do that that I'd talk to my mom or I'd talk to a shrink that's not like so tell me some of the questions they asked I mean they just ask you like have you been sad over the past two weeks but what if you have what if like you're

what if your mom died so yeah I've been sad the last two weeks like what are they going to tell you yeah but then what are they going to tell you how are they going to confirm anything are they going to say well turns out you need Lexapro now because you've been sad for two weeks you need some antidepressants I mean they'll probably recommend you to like a therapist and all that shit and it's like you know are you do you feel safe in your home have you ever felt unsafe has anyone ever touched you inappropriately is your partner are you comfortable around your partner like all this stuff that does not feel like that's the doctor's responsibility but they've always done that but like and that's fine but that shouldn't be the only thing that happens at the doctor.

Again, you go to a shrink for that. You go to a therapist for that. You go to a social worker for that type of stuff. I would have been perfectly fine with doing the early mammogram, but I'm not going to call my insurance and ask all these questions. If you guys want to submit you know, and then say, okay, you're, you know,

approved to get this. Do you want to schedule it? Sure. But they were like, yeah, I mean, there's no history in the family that you know of. And you know,

I don't see abnormal with your breast exam. You know, that's all they did was like the 32nd breast exam that every girl does themselves in the shower. Yeah. Um, I'd like to watch this exam. Well,

I'll give you the exam. I've asked you to do it before and you just laugh at me. Well, I'll do it. A lot of people have their husbands and stuff do that. Well, I mean, what would I exam. I'll give you the exam. I've asked you to do it before, and you just laugh at me. Well, I'll do it. A lot of people have their husbands and stuff do that. Well, I mean, what would I know what I'm looking for? I'm just feeling titties. I mean, like, honestly, I'm like, yep, I don't feel anything. What would I feel?

I'm aroused because I'm feeling a handful of large breasts. But even that, yeah, it's just like, you know, if you want to get it done, you know, there's not really a need to. It's just, you know, sometimes good to start it early. But you're already 38, so, I mean, it doesn't matter. I'm like, well. I'm telling you, these doctors, man. Ponderous. If you want me to get it done, just say, hey, we recommend you get this done.

And then call my insurance and make sure. I'm not going to call the insurance. It sounds like a horrible time. And they're like, yeah, if they say it's going to cost you like 600 bucks, then don't do it. But if it's free, you might as well. And it's not your job to do that. They pay somebody to sit at that little desk in the front that, like, whose seemingly only job is to hand you the little clipboard to make you fill out all the shit.

Like, hey, do you have a history of cancer? Do you smoke? How many drinks a week do you have? Bitch, I don't know. A lot. Like, that's the worst question is, hey, because you don't know if you should put down that you are a recreational drinker. Like, what kind of drinker am I? Well, like, how many weeks, like, if you say, do you drink alcohol?

Yes. How many drinks a week? I don't judge it by week. I judge it by hour. Yeah. This form, like, I had to do was, like, how many shots of liquor, how many cans of beer, how many glasses of wine per week. Depends on how many parlays I hit. I mean, literally, I just put, like like six-ish. Well, I'll tell you

My other favorite question, I remember I answered this question once at a new gynecologist in Houston. They were like, alright, about how many sexual partners have you had in the past year? And I said enough to party, and they did not They did not find that funny, and that led into the more

in-depth like, well, were these all by choice was this all consensual like did you ever feel uncomfortable i'm like okay it was a joke but mine would have said how many drinks a week do you how many drinks a week do you have well i would have had one fucking more had that asshole of led me's diaz not ran through the fucking stop sign against the yankees i would have scored a damn run and i would have had one fucking more had that asshole Oledmis Diaz not ran through the fucking stop sign against the Yankees. I would have scored a damn run and I would have gotten the over. Boy, I hit two parlays again last night, though.

You did. I've been on fire. Look, the other day you were like, I'm thinking about quitting because I can't hit them no more. And then all of a sudden. I never said I was thinking about quitting. I was just saying I never hit anything anymore. Well, then, though, and then you hit these ones. And if you put any amount of actual money on them,

they'd be epic. The one you hit last night was like plus 4,000. These are long odds here. It was plus 3760. So it's damn near plus 4,000 and you won what, $40? No, I put 217 on it and I won 8378.

Like that would annoy me. Like I'd feel like you go through all this effort to hit this awesome parlay and it's like here's 80 now the return on the investment the two dollars to get you 80 is a nice return but like imagine if you put 10 on it you know you'd be in the hundreds but I never hit when I do that like one time I put 50 on something that we're like oh that's a lock it wasn't well. Well, thank God. Hey, thank you, Justin Verlander, by the way, because the Verlandy man got me a hit today. I should thank the Verlandy man,

and I should thank Jason Castro, who I'm fairly certain I made his home run so today because the guy didn't home run all year. He stinks. He bats like 105. And I go to Twitter today, and I'm like, boy, I posted just Jason Castro with the gif from office space of, so what would you say you do here?

And then boom, he hits the go ahead home run in the ninth. I was in the kitchen. I was doing the dishes and I'm like, well, Castro's batting. This is going to the bottom of the ninth tide and I'm going to lose and I'm going to be pissed. And I hear like Castro, it's one deep to right field. I'm like, holy shit, this guy. Way to go, bub. Way to go.

Well, that was me last night. I was convinced mine was dead. And it was like all the hard stuff it hit. I had Mike Trout to hit a home run. Otani to have an RBI. I think both of those hit in like the first two innings or something. And I had Tim Anderson to get two hits. He already had one in like the third inning. Good job, Tim. And then I had Johnny Cueto to strike

out over four and a half. Way to go, Bob. And that mofo had one going into the fifth. And I'm like, well, hell. I know. Well, you thought you did it one way, and then you changed it the last minute. And then it looked like it was going to be dead. And then, boom, Cueto comes through for it.

And you hit this parlay that's plus $4,000. And you win a whopping $70. $83.78. And my other one last night was plus seventeen twenty five well and i bet three dollars on that to win fifty four no you're on fire this girl is on fire that's you you're on fire right now tonight's an exciting night though because there's a lot of mls happening and And you know that I love betting on the MLS. It is my favorite.

I love Major League Soccer. Betting on Major League Soccer is fun. You guys should get in on it. But also, here's one for you. So, by the way, Astros won today, as we noted, and Jordan and Peña had this collision in the outfield. It's looking like they both probably have concussions. Yeah, they're both being evaluated.

Dude, Jordan didn't move for about five minutes like he was dead just laying there like peña kind of rolled around a little bit big ass alvarez laying there on the ground he was donezo and uh i mean that was rough they had to bring out the cart for him yikes like they they that's a lot of man to fall down well and that's the thing the thing. Imagine being Pena, and Pena's head basically hit Jordan in the chest, and then Pena's mitt is what hit Alvarez in the face. So it was a mess. By the way, this big epic swing of games, just nine or ten games, whatever it is, taken on the New York teams, if not for Aaron Judge heroics, they would have been sweeping this entire run against

these first place New York teams. These like high-end New York teams. It's funny because the Astros, you look at their roster and you're like, who's paying you? Who's this guy? It's not the lineup you're used to seeing like three, four years four years ago. Yet they continue to win. The pitching's been good. You know, not a ton of big star power names in there, but they just keep winning games. So they swept. That's the second time they swept a series against the Mets in this run. Really, they blew both of those games against the Yankees.

I don't even view those as, hey, the Yankees won them. I say, hey, I mean, the Astros kind of shit the bed in those games. And now they got one more with the Yankees tomorrow I don't even view those as, hey, the Yankees won them. I say, hey, I mean, the Astros kind of shit the bed in those games. And now they got one more with the Yankees tomorrow. They win that bad boy. That's a hell of a run against these pretty damn good baseball teams. So the Astros are there, man. But here's one for you. I saw this headline today doing the Detroit show. It's in the Detroit news. Michigan sees uptick in abortion requests after ruling. Now, here's what I find interesting about this. It's not like, like, let's say you were in Michigan and they said that plastic surgery is going to be outlawed. You cannot get plastic surgery. And you've been contemplating a nose job for like two years. You're like, I want to get a nose job, but I don't know, or a breast job,

a breast lift. You're like, I don't know if I'm going to do that. And then you find out that soon it's going to be illegal. And you go, well, hell, I guess I need to make my move now and get my nose job. The thing is being pregnant doesn't work that way. Like you're either pregnant or you're not. So did like these people out of spite, go out and get knocked up, then call Planned Parenthood, who by the way, Planned Parenthood says they've seen an uptick, like 50% call volume increase with people calling about abortions. It's like, so let me see if I got this. Well, about abortion specifically or about retrieving or getting like Plan B? No, no. The story said calling about abortions, a 50% rise in people inquiring about abortions.

So are these people who are like, like does someone call and go like, hi, Planned Parenthood. Hi, I'm calling about an abortion. Like, okay, well, how many months along are you? I'm not pregnant. I just want to get a symbolic, I want to have a symbolic abortion

to stand with my sisters. That's like me today. Can you do it just in case? Like, hey, I want a preemptive abortion. Like, I have a question. If I get an abortion right now, despite the fact I'm not pregnant, if I get an abortion right now, will that stop me from getting pregnant at least one time? How does it work?

But it's just fascinating to me how that works. Like, is someone like six months pregnant and they've been contemplating an abortion for six months? Then they hear this and they're like, well, fuck watch this and they're gonna go just they decided that put me over the top knowing that these asshole republicans have made it illegal guess what i'm out and i'm gonna go get it i'm getting my fucking abortion just a weird headline yeah it's very strange it is like again if it were a nose job and they were shutting down nose jobs, I'd get it. You'd go, okay, makes sense. Cool.

I get it. But like, if you weren't pregnant last week, where are all these people coming from? Like, did they just deliberately go out and get pregnant over the weekend? Did they say, hey, Billy, come over to the house. Why? We're fucking tonight. Oh, boy. I'm putting a baby in me, buddy.

Were they going to go ahead and have the baby? And now they're like, you know what? Forget it. Just because I can. You know what? Fuck you, Clarence Thomas. Fuck you. I was going to have my baby. I'm 30 weeks pregnant, but now, just to stick it to the man, I'm aborting his fetus.

But you wonder. Some of those people are nuts. They're legitimate people that get raped or whatever. They have to have an abortion or they're're a couple weeks into it they don't know what they get like a day ago correct like all this shit went down last week and these people like in a matter of a week the call volumes gone up with people inquiring about abortions and like you just wonder are they like hey watch this trump hey you fucking hey asshole watch this, Trump. Hey, you fucking, hey, asshole. Watch this, Clarence Thomas. I'm getting an abortion.

Ma'am, you're not even pregnant. Then tell me how to get pregnant so I can get an abortion. We're doing it just in case. Like, they're calling some rando. Knock me up. Why? You want to have a baby with me? No, dumbass.

I want to have an abortion so I can tell the Supreme Court to fuck off. Okay. We joke, but, like, it wouldn't surprise me people are fucked up dude they're totally fucked up there's a lot of fucked up people out there but like because they want to stick it to the man quote unquote they want to fuck with trump and all that or like they they view it as some sort of thing like it's weird that because of all this uh the like the stuff about outlawing it or making it illegal which honestly nothing's really changing all that much but like if like they're all upset it. So it's almost like they want

to spite abortion. And you're like, dude, you just some sick fucking people. But again, that's looking at the wackiest of the wacky people. Most people don't operate that way. And again, and I say this virtually every podcast, but if we get to a point where we stop judging the whole by the sum of the alt-right, alt-left people, then I think we'd look at people differently. But instead we get caught up in looking at social media where you see the wackiest of the wacky, and then it becomes a whole damn mess and you hate everybody. Yep. Well, that's like this story I was reading about, I guess in Tennessee now,

there's a new law going into effect July 1st that will aim to protect police dogs better. So it's going to be like a harsher penalty for anyone who like, you know, shoots or injures a police dog. Good. Yeah, right. Well, you would think that, but there's some wackos on here. You know, citizens have the right to protect themselves against being attacked by dogs, too. Oh, you know what? Oh, I'm glad to see that our law officers and our politicians

care more about dogs than women's rights. This one says, I don't know. I don't care who's dog it is. Bite me or my kids and I'll break its fucking neck. You know what's interesting

is like, first of all, you're, okay. And this one says, are they humans now? What a fucking country. Like, this is fun. Like, Luther, avert your ears.

Close your ears. No, but these, like, come on, man. And this person believes that the police just use the dogs to injure suspects so that way they don't get in trouble. Yeah, people are nuts. Yeah. People are crazy, man.

Like, oh, it's this nice law that's like, you know, because one police dog was killed here and they're, you know, naming it after him and all this stuff. And, you know, it's going to move it up to like a felony, class B felony. And yeah, nope. Nope. They're cops. So don't shoot the police dog. They're just doing their job.

The other vile thing yesterday too, is like, everyone's pissed about these two blue alerts that went out here. So what were those? Like my phone went off multiple times yesterday. It's when they're on, they're, they're trying to find a suspect who shot or injured or kill the police

officer. Oh, well, yeah, I imagine most people were probably like, who the fuck cares? Like, why is this blowing up my phone?

Like, why is this interrupting me? Like, fuck the cops. Who cares? You know, I imagine most people were probably like, who the fuck cares? Yeah, like, why is this blowing up my phone? Like, why is this interrupting me? Like, fuck the cops. Who cares? You know, listen, I'm not a fuck the cops person. Like, what the fuck? But, like, here's what I would say. If you're not going to send out an alert every time someone is shot, then I don't necessarily need an alert that a cop was shot.

Okay. Like, that's all. Like, now, I don't need an alert every time some random jamoke i've never met gets shot either so i get it but i understand that to a degree because i heard that fucking alert twice and i'm like what like they honestly like i'm sorry the cop got shot but like i don't need to know when they've identified a suspect when there's a manhunt okay so there's a guy on the loose there were two people they were a woman a woman could have shot the cop too yeah there were two incidents yesterday where two police officers were shot,

and they had suspects identified, and they were trying to find them because they were armed and dangerous. Would they have done the same thing had that been someone who shot just a rando and was on the loose? Because I didn't get an alert a couple nights ago, and that whole thing went down in Mount Juliet over here, and the dude was running through the woods and shit on foot. Nobody could find him, and I still don't think they found him.

So I haven't gotten alerts about that. If you sign up for your town, you will. I didn't sign up to get these alerts either, but it blasts through it. Despite the fact my phone's on mute and everything. It's like a Denver alert. It is, but how do we pick and choose? I am totally pro cop everybody knows i'm pro cop i support the cops big time but ultimately what puts a cop

getting shot and a guy on the loose above some woman driving a car with her kid getting shot and a guy is on the loose why do i get an alert for that but not for the lady getting shot with her kid in the car like cops are just people too now they got bigger balls than i do i don't want to go out there and serve and protect and pin on a badge and strap on a gun obviously i i'm not made up that way that's not my mental makeup that's not how i'm built to do shit but um why are they like treated differently yeah you know i understand why military people are treated differently for stuff you know and even cops like this see i went in a different tangent like i understand why military people are treated differently for stuff, you know, and even cops like this.

See, I went in a different tangent. Like, I understand why cops get a different amount of love. Like, and people say, hey, I'll give a cop a free meal because they protect people. And I think most of them are good. Military people went out and made a decision to protect our country and protect our freedoms. And I'm all about that because I don't have the balls to do it. So that's a different argument. But if it comes to just someone getting plugged in the streets,

and I'm sure another cop's been shot before and someone's been on the loose and I haven't gotten a message about it, I would assume. Well, I mean, if they've apprehended the suspect, then no. And if it's a statewide manhunt, then it's different. I see. But the problem is you've got a lot of morons out there who just hate the cops. They're like, why am I getting the police updates? And fuck the police dogs.

Yes, correct. Police dogs are some bad mofos. You don't want to mess with them. Anything happen with Deshaun Watson today? Has he come on anybody or anything? Nope. It's still just day two of the, uh, I read a story today and I think Rob Motti, remember Rob Motti? So he's this dude that's like this big workout buff dude in Philadelphia who's a big baseball guy and Andy I think had him do a show or two with me whenever we were looking for someone to replace Bruno I think and like he would just keep calling me fat but he was religious so it was okay like I don't dislike him he was a fine guy he was a nice guy but like we'd be in the middle of a thing and he's like he's all buff and shit had like a top. He looked like bodies by Jake kind of.

And, and he's like, yeah, you know, you really should hit the gym, man. You're kind of big. And like, he just kept calling me fat basically. And he's a big baseball guy. And I think he's with the associated press now or something. And he, and he reported that the league would be okay with accepting a six to eight game suspension for Deshaun, which I don't fucking believe at all. There's no, like, like if we're hearing stories about, well, you know what, it's going to be indefinite with at least a year. If they come back with, hey, Deshaun suspended for six games,

bullshit. Well, again, that's because the league wants indefinite and Deshaun's lawyers are saying there is no grounds. It's up to this judge. This judge is going to make a recommendation. Well, yeah, it's not up to her. Well, if the judge comes back, yeah, ultimately it comes down to the commissioner. But if this judge comes back and says, I suggest six games, the report is that the commissioner will just accept the six games, which is gross. Because Deshaun Watson is just a nasty human. We've all got our vices.

We all got our kinks. We all do fucked up shit. This guy, like we're reading today that R. Kelly's going to jail for 30 years. And look, R. Kelly's on a different level too. He's a gross dude too. But Deshaun Watson basically ejaculating on all these women who want no part of that. He's a fucking serial creep. He's a serial predator. Everything about him's gross. And if you put your biases aside, your racial biases, your team biases, your sex biases, and just look at it straight up, there's no one who can look at this dude and think there's anything normal about what he's doing. This dude's a fucking gross creep.

And if the league comes back and says, well, you know what, guys? Six games. Fuck them. Like, you're letting the Browns off easy on this? Because the Browns have basically set his contract up where he's not going to have to pay much and lose much money from this. So you're barely punishing this guy. One of their arguments is, well, he didn't play all of last year.

Well, he didn't play all of last year because he planned to not play all of last year for the most part, right? Because he didn't want to play for the Texans. So he had to wait to be traded. That was a big part of it. So there's no way, given all the shit that's going on in the world, Mark Kelly just goes to jail for 30 years and women's rights are being stripped away, according to the women on the internet.

There's no way. And the heat of this, well, nobody cares about women anymore, narrative that's going on in the world that sucks to be a woman in America. If the NFL comes back and says, well, Deshaun Watson, who has 30 some odd accusers, and he's got 70 something massage therapists that he slides into their DMs, there's no way the NFL can come back with that. There's no way. You cannot come back at me with, yep, six games. Like, fuck, no, you can't.

Like, they cannot do that. But again, what they're afraid of is that if they do that with Deshaun, then they're going to have to do more strict punishments on Robert Kraft, on Dan Snyder, all that stuff. Well, they can't retroactively go back and do that now. The punishment's already been levied. So they can't come back and say, well, now that we've punished Deshaun, hey, Robert Kraft, sorry, bud. Like, it's not going to work that way.

So you can't retroactively punish. But they're just worried that it's going to expose more things in the league. Listen, man, this dude is just a creep, man. I don't like him. I will root against him. He turned out to be a total fraud of a human. And generally speaking, I don't judge people in a way. Look, I grew up in a house where my dad was fucking around on my mom.

People do bad shit, gross shit. It is what it is, man. But with this dude, I'm just like. It's the lack of accountability. And he has no accountability. And I don't even think he's just doing that to like lie. I think he truly believes he did nothing wrong. I think that he's a narcissist.

He's clearly a narcissist. Well, he was raised by a single mom, Josh. How could he? Guys, I was raised by a single mom. How the hell could I ejaculate on 30 something women who didn't want me to do it? He's a dope. Just a gross individual. And i will root against him i i truly believe this and look like look let's like mike vick right mike vick did some fucked up shit and killed some dogs served his time came back

and kind of rehabilitated his image and i actually kind of like the guy like i've seen him like i i don't know him but i feel like he's someone that probably learned from how fucked up the stuff he was doing was. Well, he most certainly put in the work, too. Sure. And, like, maybe these guys are full of shit. And, you know, went to jail. Sure. But, like, maybe some of these guys are full of shit.

But you can look at some people and go, hey, at least this guy seems remorseful. At least he seems honest. Like, he understands why it was wrong. But, like, Deshaun doesn't. He is a narcissist. He is a sociopath. And then you hear him in the press conference, and going back to that,

you're talking about his mom, like I was raised by a single mom. Oh, so that means you can't be a predator. I mean, it's like Cosby type shit. So I guess nothing's come out about that today. Right now it's like five o'clock. They say it could take like several days till they... I hope to hell they throw the book at this fucking guy.

And again, just because this judge recommends something, that doesn't mean a decision's going to be made. True. This is just her recommendation. Goodell's got the final say. Grow a pair of balls on this one, Goodell. And I hate to be this guy, because I know they're totally different things,

and one messes with the integrity of the game and one doesn't. But if you're suspending Calvin Ridley for a year because he put like a grand into Draft Kings, like it's not a great look when you got a guy who's a fucking predator and you're like, yeah, six games. Like it has to be at least a year. And look, I'm a big believer that the worst thing you can do in terms of on the field shit has been on the game. That's why I feel no remorse for assholes like, uh, like Pete Rose and those kinds of guys. Like you fucked with the actual integrity

of the game more so than steroids, more so than the Astros beaten on garbage cans. Like you can control whether or not you go up there and strike out four times on purpose. So you can win a bet. Or if you're the manager of a team, you can control what kind of shitty lineup you put out there to lose on purpose. So you can cover a bet. So that's different to me. That's like the holiest of holies on the field. But if you're doing what Deshaun's doing, and also, and I know we talked about this a little bit yesterday, I don't blame the Texans as much as the media people want to, but the Texans are just this punching bag of an organization, and they're the only organization people are willing to ridicule in Houston, and you got the shit with Easter Bean. You know how the kind of disaster Cal is. So they're the only organization people are willing to ridicule in Houston. And you got the shit with Easter bean, you know, the kind of disaster Cal is.

So they're easy to rip. And that's what people do. People take the low hanging fruit and rip the team you're allowed to rip. I've always been sort of defensive of them because I think these media schmoes pile on the Texans because they're the only team to pile on. So they ripple. I'll defend them to a degree. Like, I mean, did, do I think that they knew he was going out overall

and like a fucking monster of a human that he was? No, I don't believe they knew that. So what else is going on in the world today? What are the kids talking about on the old interwebs today? Just a couple NBA trades. Who cares? None of them were big enough to go. Well, the Deontay Murray one's pretty big.

It is. The dude from San Antonio going to Atlanta. Atlanta, play with Trey Young. There was also a trade that went down earlier today Well, the Deontay Murray one's pretty big. It is. The dude from San Antonio going to Atlanta. There was also a trade that went down earlier today that cleared up some space for the Knicks to go out and make their big move to get Jalen Brunson. And it's like, who the fuck cares? I'm so tired. I hate New York media people because they act like the Knicks are some sort of God's gift to basketball, that they should be good all the time.

In my existence, the Knicks have never been overly good. They made the finals a couple times. They haven't won anything in 40 years, 40-some odd years. The fuck do I care about the Knicks? But people talk like, oh, my God, how are the Knicks not good? The other one's hard and declining, his $47.4 million option from the Sixers. But he does intend on returning.

It would just help them out, of course. Well, apparently PJ for 3J is going to be there. That's the guy they want. And they're going to basically rebuild the 2018 Rockets, which will be great because that team didn't win shit once Chris Paul got hurt. Didn't PJ really hate Harden at the end there? They probably still do. Didn't they want Eric Gordon too?

Yeah, what if they do? What if they rebuild the 2018 Rockets, but they're like, this is different. This is the 2018 Rockets, but with an all-world player like Embiid. Well, it's also the 2018 Rockets with broke dick version of Harden and a dude who always gets hurt come playoff time, Embiid. So I'm going to love it watching them collapse again. Daryl rebuilds his master team from 2018 and they still fucking lose. I'm rooting for it. Come on, baby. Why is Donovan Mitchell trending to see the next guy that's going to get traded

probably? Cause that whole thing's a mess over there. Right. And, um, they just, did they just hire a new coach in Utah? They actually have made it official or not. Yeah. So yeah, they're hiring some white guy. That's funny. We always hear about this. Like we need more black coaches in the NBA yet. All the coaches that seem to get hired are white dudes, like're hiring some white guy. It's funny. We always hear about this. We need more black coaches in the NBA, yet all the coaches that seem to get hired are white dudes, like 30-year-old white dudes. Although Mike Brown, I guess, is the coach of Sacramento, but he's a retread. Fascinating conversation. When you hear about white dudes who get a second or third job, they are deemed retreads,

right? Like, oh, here comes another. Like if D'Antoni were to have gotten that job in Charlotte, it'd be, well, Mike Dan Tony's a retread. Well, Mike Brown, I think has been a head coach now three times. Can black guys be retreads? I'm going to write a thesis on this and I'm going to write this for the athletic. Hey, athletic, I got a piece for you. It's called, hey, black dudes can be retreads too. And I'll say, hey, how about, tell me about Herm Edwards and tell me about Mike Brown and tell me about, you know, just go down the list of these guys. Lovey Smith. Like, it's very possible for a black guy to be a retread.

You don't just have to be a white dude. Hey, Hispanic guys can be retreads too. Take a look at, what's his name up in Washington? What, who used to coach? How am I drawing a blank? The one that took a picture with Jim. How am I drawing a blank on the Redskins coach? Ron Rivera. Ron Rivera. You know, Hispanic guys can be retreads too. So, but the only time you ever hear

the actual term retread being used is for white guys who get a job over a young black guy who's never gotten a job before. Oh, another retread white guy is back. Well, a lot of time those retread white guys have pretty good records. Now, some of them don't. Like some of are like Lane Kiffin, who just kept getting jobs. You'd be like, well, Lane Kiffin's never really done anything, but whatever. But a lot of time, you'll find a successful guy. Mike D'Antoni's been a successful NBA coach. But if Mike D'Antoni gets another job, he's just an old white guy retread. But Mike Brown is not a retread. It's Mike Brown is, boy, Mike Brown's earned this opportunity to become a head coach again in Sacramento. And you forget that Mike Brown coached LeBron a couple times.

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And there's that Godfather, like, making of thing I wanted to watch. And we've got to get hype for our concert tomorrow. So we're going to watch The Dirt again. On Netflix. Yeah. So we've got a busy night. What are the odds that we black out at this concert? I'll do you one better. Okay. What are the odds that we black out at this concert? I'll do you one better

Okay What are the odds that we black out before the concert? Oh no Because Jonathan came to me now Jonathan our program director Wait like before the whole concert or before Motley Crue? Before Motley Crue Okay

Very good is the odds And what are the odds that not only do we black out But we pass the fuck out in the heat? No we're good on that So let me we black out, but we pass the fuck out in the heat? Oh, we'll be good on that. So let me throw this out to you. So our program director, Jonathan, is also the program director of a Top 40 station. And they have like a little thing that they're doing. River on the Rooftop.

River on the Rooftop is what it's called. And they bring an act in and they sing a couple of songs acoustic at one of these bars. And tomorrow it's five seconds of summer. Some of you may know them as the band where the drummer passed out the other night they had to stop their show in the woodlands well they're going to be doing a few minutes uh like 25 minutes on this rooftop that kid's gonna die again it's gonna be hot as shit tomorrow and they're gonna bring this kid out there who had like heat exhaustion and heat stroke like a week ago or three days ago so they're gonna do that tomorrow but we were gonna go down there was at noon and we're like yeah we'll go down there and

hang out all day on broadway then we'll go to the concert that starts at like five, four 35 o'clock. And I'm like today, Jonathan walks in and goes, Hey man, I got your passes for river on the rooftop. I said, listen, I've decided that if I go down to Broadway at noon tomorrow and I'm expected to see a show that starts at four 30 and the acts I want to see, don't come on until five and then like 9 30 i will die tomorrow so i don't think i can make it to this event you didn't have i mean we don't have to drink for the five seconds of summer rooftop party also it says noon i bet they go on at like 2 30 maybe because i think the avril lavigne one was like four hours past when it was supposed to be

that's all well and good but if i'm down there around booze all afternoon and then we go to the venue and then drink booze in the venue for seven hours. My thing is like I just don't want to do like five shots like we did last time at Sammy. If we do beer and like maybe one shot before we go into the venue, I think we'll be good. Well, we'll find out. We're also not

going to be, I don't think we are in a situation where they're going to be serving Santo tequila at Nissan Stadium. At least not in an area that we're allowed in. Also, it's going to make us drink slower. And I don't think we're meeting a listener who's going to show up with tequila in prescription pill bottles. That's true, too. I don't think.

Now, but here's the weird thing. Where our seats are, we're in the lower bowl, and we're like the second row of a lower bowl area. I don't know if we have to walk all the way up the stairs to get more beer. Are there not like vendors anymore? That's what I'm asking. I don't know. I don't know if it's a scenario where you have to walk up the stairs to go to like a concourse or if there's some jamoke selling beer or if you could walk down onto the field area

and there's another setup. I'm hoping it's not a scenario where we have to walk all the way up the lower bowl stairs to get beer. Well, we'll be getting two at a time then most certainly. Yes. So anyway, all right, we're getting out of here. Got to go watch Beavis and Butthead and some other stuff. We'll see you guys later.