The Josh Innes Show - JIS: I Hate Draymond, JJ Hates Fox News and Dave Chappelle
Episode Date: May 4, 2022Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing the new Talk Back feature for the show. You can use the Iheart Radio app to leave us messages 24 hours a day! Josh really dislikes Draymond Green because ...he's full of shit. JJ Redick doesn't like old basketball fans. He says it's not about race but his comments are so clearly about race. Josh takes issue with someone calling him "Pro-Abortion". SHOCKER!! Ray J alleges famous sex tape with Kim was leaked by Kris Jenner. The gang discusses the Dave Chappelle attack. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Well, howdy everybody and welcome in. It's Josh and Jilly today. Glad you guys are with us.
Jilly has a haircut.
Yep, I went short. I chopped it all off.
I like it.
It got to be 85 yesterday and that for me means it's time to cut off my hair.
I like it.
Thanks.
I think it looks very good.
Now, again, our girl Courtney did, like, the waves and stuff, so it's going to look way better now.
So everybody drink it all in.
I guess you can't.
I guess you can go see Jilly's Instagram or something if you want to drink in the waves today. Because that's about the only time you'll see him.
But I think it looks lovely. Thanks. I think it looks very nice. And I know you've been desperate
to get your hair cut for a while now. Desperate. It's way too long. Somehow I had way too much hair.
But now you're back. You're back in the game. It's super short and I love it. All right. So
we welcome you guys into the show.
So you walked in today, and I had a whole bunch of stuff pulled up in here, including
we got this new TalkBack feature that we've been using at iHeart, and we can now use it
for my podcast.
Yeah.
I thought I had it pulled up in here to see it, but I guess I didn't.
Let me see here, actually.
Where do you go to see favorites?
I saved it as a favorite
Well which browser?
It was in this one, the Chrome one
I don't know, I don't use Chrome
Alright so it should be saved
Okay hold on, let me see here
iHeart
Okay hold on, so that's where it would save
the favorites
Nope, I have no clue
I don't use this version.
I don't use this browser.
How the hell?
It shouldn't be easier to find favorites.
Just put a star by something.
You can favorite it.
And then they make it difficult to favorite it.
I don't like that.
But you're sure you did it on this browser?
Yes.
Because the other browser's open.
Okay, then go to the other browser and see.
But, oh, wait, maybe it did.
Sorry, I did it on the wrong browser.
So we've got this new radio edit.
Has anybody left a message?
We got a couple.
Well, how about that?
Now here's how it works.
And this is for sure for our pod,
not for the Josh Hendershow radio show.
Correct.
How do you know the difference?
Because there's the logo for our podcast
and it says podcast.
And over here it says stations
and that's WLLZ and The Rock and everything else.
So this is specifically for the podcast.
So you can leave a message on the iHeartRadio app.
How does it work exactly?
Well, it's pretty simple.
If you open up the podcast, search for the Josh Ennis Show.
And it's the logo that's pink and teal and black until we change the name and have a new logo.
That's the logo you'll look for.
You search for the Josh Ennis Show and you pull up the podcast page.
There's a little microphone, just a little tiny microphone next to the name at the top.
You click that and you can record a 30-second message and you can record as many of those as you want.
Who left one at 10 in the morning?
That was me testing it, I think.
I didn't know that was an option.
Because I did a video to try to show people how it works.
Let me see if that's me.
Hey, Josh, use a jet bag.
Harden's a god, Bo.
Yep, that was me.
That's you.
All right, so let's see.
We got one at 244 today.
Let's see.
Hey, Josh, this is your conscience.
Come back to Houston, do a radio show.
You know you want to.
Matt Thomas is killing me with a sucky show. to Matt Thomas is killing me with a sucky show Adam Clanton is killing me with a sucky show please come back we'll pay you
who you're conscious I guess who are these people I enjoy that's like hey we'll pay you
will you all right let's see here but thank you. I appreciate that. And you know that ultimately the dream in life is to...
Live in Houston.
Is to move back to Houston.
So it'd be great if that would happen.
Not that I dislike living in Nashville.
Not that I dislike being on the radio in two big cities.
But yeah, you know how I feel about Houston.
All right, let's see here.
Number two.
Josh, it's your favorite person
i have no idea who that is was that that sounded like fred flintstone it's your favorite person
it's your favorite person fred flintstone
it's your favorite person. Were they trying to be the cuz?
Fred Flintstone?
I think if you click it, it'll tell you where they're from.
Let's see.
These are information.
If they haven't registered it, move this up.
All right, go ahead.
This person?
Nope.
Don't know who that is or where they're from.
They're from Nashville.
Oh, really?
Let's see.
Maybe it's that one dude.
I don't know. I don't dislike anybody in nashville though so it's fine and number three josh and jilly what's
going on it's shameless in philly uh i just want to say continued success with the show i love you
guys i've been josh i've been listening to you since i was in high school man when you were on
nights in philadelphia i love you you know that uh i've been working full-time on my own podcast and doing some other stuff so i haven't had that much time to interact
with you guys but i love you and by the way i'm one of your left-wing listeners who absolutely
adores both of you guys and of course luther keep killing it brother love you seamus oh seamus he
sent me a dm while we were drunk in allentown but there was no way we were meeting up with anybody
nope not a chance in hell was that gonna happen happen. But thank you, Seamus. We thought about maybe going to like
Conshohocken, but the Begataway was closed. Yes, it was a letdown. So I messaged our buddy JP,
who used to run the Moose and now has the Begataway in Conshohocken. I sent him a message
like on Tuesday or Wednesday saying, hey, we're going to be in town. Maybe Sunday we can get
together and do some drinking and have a good time. And he says, oh, sorry, Josh, the Bacchettaway is closed on Sundays. I'm like, what the hell?
Because I believe they have no one to work. They have staffing issues.
But we do have like a beer league softball game. Why don't you come out and play? I'm like,
no, I'm not going to do that. I'm looking to get drunk, not get drunk and play sports.
Let's imagine Gru trying to play a beer league softball.
That'd be hysterical actually now
i wish i would have done it but again you guys can leave messages and be part of the show all
you have to do is go to the iheart radio app if you you don't even have to listen to the show
necessarily on the iheart radio app but if you have it which many people already do find the
josh in a show podcast hit the little red microphone or it's not red in this case it's
actually white the microphone is white on the podcast page and leave us a 30 second message it's that simple thank you now the reason
i have slaughter louisiana pulled up in here yeah now slaughter louisiana has a population of
1035 people two of whom are related to us do they they actually live in slaughter? Are they in like a unincorporated area?
I think technically they are in slaughter.
When I get a call or something from my mom, it shows up as slaughter.
When we get mail, it shows up as slaughter.
Now, it might just be where their mailbox is.
But slaughter is where my mom and her husband, Don, the badass, live.
Right.
Why is this relevant?
Well, I was scrolling through looking for stories to
talk about and i saw a story that said a woman a mentally handicapped woman was basically left to
rot and die on a couch like buried in her own poop and everything, dear. And that was in Slaughter, Louisiana.
So if there's only 1,035 people in Slaughter,
it's pretty impressive that two of them
probably killed somebody.
I mean, the odds are Dawn or your mom may know them.
Well, we said that last...
Remember, was it...
Oh, we saw two people on New Year's Rockin' Eve.
Oh, yeah.
That were from Slaughter, Louisiana
that had won the lottery or something.
Yeah, some woman had won from Slaughter, you're right.
And I said, mom, do you know these people?
No, we don't know them.
But this is crime, and Don would know crime in his neighborhood.
So let me tell you this story.
We've got a lot to get into, obviously,
but Lacey Fletcher, 36, was found dead after being left to wither away
on the family's couch for a minimum of 12 years while in the care of
her parents according to investigators this case was so horrific that the coroner in the sheriff's
office initially investigated this case in january and the conditions that she found were so
unbelievable i mean you don't treat anybody or any animals like that uh said the district attorney
and the reason I clicked
on the story initially is there was this woman, this old lady in the glasses, she was wearing a
Joe Burrow jersey and making the L sign. I'm like, boy, did someone in Joe Burrow's family kill
somebody? Wowzers. As it turns out, that is not the case at all. This lady just left her disabled
daughter to die on the couch.
And they say she was sunken into the couch so badly,
they believe she had been sitting in for years.
She was covered in feces and urine,
and the waste was mashed in her hair and on her chest,
and maggots crawled on her head.
Like, I don't, like, I'm thinking about this,
and this was in the home.
Like, how do these people just live in this situation?
That's a good question.
Because you see pictures of people that are relatively current, and they're doing the LSU symbol, and they got the jersey on.
That's like two years ago.
And does no one ever go into their house?
Does no one smell that?
And I get it.
Stuff like this has happened before.
Like, you know, I mean, Gacy's got the bodies in the crawl space and
and Dahmer's got the dead bodies in the freezer and I just on the couch.
This is fucked up.
And I guess if this would have happened in New York, it'd still be fucked up.
But it's New York.
There's millions of people.
This is in Slaughter, Louisiana, where there's a thousand people and two of them happen to
be my mom.
So what I'm going to have to do is I'm going to have to reach out to Don and I'm going
to have to get the scoop on Sheila Fletcher and Clay Fletcher and find out the deets on
this bad boy.
He'd know.
And if he doesn't, I'm sure he knows the DA or he knows someone who knows someone.
I don't know why I found that so intriguing.
Again, it could, if it were in Tupelo, Mississippi, I'd say whatever.
But I mean, it's basically Baton Rouge and it's where my mom lives, which is truly in
the middle of nowhere.
But anyway, so last night we had wine and shots and we watched the Grizzlies win.
Well, we only had shots because they won.
Correct.
And they did.
We were responsible during the week and we just have a few glasses of wine during our
basketball games.
And we'll get into a little bit more of that here in a second.
But I want to start here.
Actually, let's start with Draymond.
Is this my Draymond audio?
Here I think it is.
I didn't label anything.
So let me see.
Will Josh.
And grew up as a Knick fan.
Okay, no, that's Mad Dog.
All right.
So last night, Draymond Green, who is a total douche,
I think we can all agree.
Can I tell you what I dislike about Draymond?
Not that he's a dirty player.
Not that he kicks people in the balls. And not that he slaps people in the face whatever they're
dirty players dirty players dirty players he's a dirty player that plays victim yes he does it's
like me when i do a bunch of dumb shit and i go well why do people uh why you guys think i'm just
a piece of shit well you do a bunch of dumb shit asshole and then people are gonna that's your
reputation so draymond got elbowed last night unintentionally and ends up bloodied and needs some stitches.
So as he leaves the court to go get the stitches, he starts flipping off the crowd in Memphis.
Now, I did not know this because TV did not show it.
I don't think they did.
I didn't see it on TV.
They made a quick reference to it, but they didn't actually show it. It was interesting because
Ian Eagle goes,
and a gesture for
the fans, and then they never cut to it.
Because remember, Draymond is an employee of
TNT now.
Maybe they're protecting him. They're protecting
Draymond. Well, they're protecting their brand because
he is an employee of TNT.
He flipped off the crowd in Memphis and he was asked
about that. I just really despise this guy.
After you got hit in the eye when you walked off the court,
you flipped off the fans, it looked like.
What was going through your mind?
You're going to boot somebody who get elbowed in the eye and face running on blood,
you should get flipped off.
So I'll take the fine.
I'll go do an appearance and make up the money.
But it felt really good to flip him off.
You're going to boot someone to get elbowed in
the eye and blood running down your face i could have had a concussion or anything
so if they're gonna if they're gonna be that nasty i can be nasty too and i'm assuming the
cheers was because they know i'll get fine great i make 25 million dollars a year i should be just
fine god what an asshole they're cheering
because you took down one of their guys the day before the game before now granted uh Brandon
Clark didn't get hurt but remember Draymond had the flagrant two and was ejected so of course the
second like the second Draymond touched the ball in that game the Memphis crowd started booing what
a toolbox like again if you're somebody that's known for doing dumb shit, and in his case, he's known for being a dirty player, and then people respond to you for being a dirty player, and then you play to the crowd, but then you play victim.
Like, one thing about a lot of these current-
The other, again, game one, you're running around, like, just, like, encouraging these people to boo you, if you recall.
And then you play victim.
And I think a lot of these current athletes play victim too much like like well we're humans too and uh you know like uh people
boo us and people are mean but we're human and then they kind of intimate that people are racist
because most star athletes are black and the people treat them like they're subhuman like as
an example so uh mad dog who i guess does the show with Stephen A once a week,
he's on First Take talking, I think it was about Draymond,
and he's on there with J.J. Reddick, who's a guy I actually like.
I'm fairly certain he wouldn't like me.
Not at all.
And that's okay.
J.J. Reddick would not like Ennis, and that's okay.
But J.J. Reddick, I guess at some point in this,
Mad Dog had said something about the players and, you know. Basically how Draymond just needs to shut up and play the shut up and dribble argument oh boy you
don't want to get to that now because that of course that becomes racial uh J.J. Redick one of
my favorite players to watch when he was at Duke and a guy I thought I'd be friends with but after
this I don't think he'd like me I give you a large segment of older fans who have followed the NBA for 60 years,
who this is not a political scenario or a race situation,
who have followed Wilt and grew up as a Knick fan,
who love Clyde and love Reed and love the Pearl.
I disagree with you on that.
I'm not saying it's a race situation.
I'm saying the fans you're talking about, they
talk about athletes that way, like you
just talked about an athlete. I think there's a lot,
I think there's a large segment. The people on
Fox News talk about athletes that way.
That's my issue.
I don't actually care about the fans that
watched Bob Cousy play or
watched Wilt play. I don't care. I appreciate
that they've been NBA fans that long,
but I don't appreciate the undertone.
So J.J. Redick has to step in and say,
hey, listen, as me, the token white guy on many teams,
I'm going to let everybody know that I do not tolerate this,
and I think that the way when people talk about shut up and dribble,
you're all Fox News Nazi racist, you sons of bitches.
What a tool.
Like, I hate, like, can it just be that maybe,
like, it just can't be a situation
where people have a differing feeling
about what is acceptable and what is not.
Maybe there are some people who don't like it
when a guy flips double birds to the crowd
when he's leaving a game.
Maybe there are some people who view that as fucked up.
Do I care?
No.
Do I find it amusing?
Yes.
Do I hate Draymond?
Absolutely.
If that were a white douchebag that were doing the same thing, would I hate him too?
Sure.
I root for the Grizzlies.
This motherfucker plays for the obnoxious ass warriors.
But you know, and too, reputation does matter.
Like we've said, Draymond has that reputation.
He knows what he's doing.
He's an asshole.
The game before, you were provoking the crowd when you got ejected.
You were hopping around like you were Antonio Brown,
like getting people to stand up and boo you.
So you were asking for that reaction.
So you can't do that one game.
And then the next game, oh, you got hit in the face.
Now these guys are mean, horrible people.
You are encouraging them to do that.
But then what I hate is when these assholes bring race into it. by these assholes I'm obviously talking about Reddick who's a white
dude so these assholes does not mean black people it just means these assholes and these assholes
like JJ Reddick who say Fox News talks about people that way the problem I have is we operate
in this society where everything's based on what was on CNN, MSNBC, or Fox News, or CBS, or online
somewhere. The reality is there's a billion people out there that don't give a fuck what Tucker
Carlson has to say or Rachel Maddow has to say, and they just live their lives, right? And a lot
of those people sit back and go, I find Draymond Green to be a douchebag, and it's not because
he's black, and it's not because I'm white and old, it's because he's just a a douchebag. And it's not because he's black and it's not because I'm white and old.
It's because he's just a fucking douchebag.
And that's kind of the way it works.
He is.
And he plays the role of douchebag and then plays victim, right?
That's what you can't do.
If you're going to be the douchebag, be the douchebag.
Get up there and flip double birds again, but don't play.
Oh, poor me.
People are mean in the stands.
And if that's how they want to be, I'll take the fine.
I'm rich, motherfucker.
Well, eat it, dude.
Like, like you can't play both of those things.
Like, a heel in wrestling.
Like, you're basically a chicken shit heel is what you are.
The chicken shit heel who cheats and then whines that they were cheated.
He is the definition of a chicken shit heel.
That's who he is.
I'd like him a lot more if he would just embrace being the villain.
It's like flair in a way.
Like, you know, old school flair.
You know, you'll pull out a brass knuckle out of your trunks to whap somebody in the face.
Anything to win.
You cheat to win.
The dirtiest player in the game.
But don't play the victim when you initiate most of this shit because you have a reputation for being a dickhead that kicks people in the balls,
punches people in the face, slaps people in the face.
There was one play where he basically bulldozed somebody like he was a linebacker.
I mean, there's so many dirty Draymond Green plays that you can see all over the internet.
He's just an asshole, and then he plays victim.
That's why I dislike you, and I dislike your bullshit coach,
who's a doof, who says, well, that's a dirty team out there.
You protect the dirtiest player in the game.
Nobody wants to hear your bullshit.
Another thing that they cut away from on TNT,
which again, Draymond doesn't want the crowd booing him
and doesn't want the crowd to be mean to him.
But when Jared Jackson fouls out,
you catch it in the corner of your eye
if you're looking at the court.
I'm fairly certain it was Draymond sitting on the ground
because he got Jaron to cause the foul
and waving bye.
Bye.
That's the deal roll.
It's simple.
You're a douche.
You're wanting the crowd to boo you.
You want that reaction from the crowd.
And the next day, oh, you're so mean to me.
I could have had a concussion.
So play to the crowd and then own it.
That's all.
Stay in character.
Don't play victim.
Oh, I was bloody and I needed to get stitches.
What if I had a concussion? What if homeboy that got slapped in the face by you in game one got a
concussion you sure didn't give a shit neither did any of your teammates or anybody else who
stood up and said that it was bullshit that you got ejected from the game it's a double standard
it's you play both sides of your mouth like everybody does and you're all full of shit
and and when i look at then back to the thing with JJ Reddick my issue with that is
it's lazy it's lazy to just sit there and say yep old white people who watch Fox News so he can say
it's not about race but when you say Fox News and old people that's how you're intimating race
you're talking about race you're saying that old the Trump or white people talk about black people
that way that is a lazy bullshit take because I guarantee you there are a lot of black dudes that watched
Draymond Green yesterday who don't root for the Warriors and think he's a douchebag.
A lot of black dudes that root for the Rockets think he's a douchebag.
A lot of people that root for the Grizzlies or the Pistons or the Spurs think he's a douchebag.
Black, Asian, Mexican, it doesn't matter.
Why do they feel that way about him?
Because he's a douchebag.
So stop playing the, well,
I mean, I'm black and people, you know, it's not about race, but the Fox news people,
the Fox news people piss off. Like God, like you got us, you're going to a lazy well is what you're
doing there. And that's why that's obnoxious. And that's why it's annoying. And that's why I no
longer like JJ Reddick. Cause that's, that is a bullshit opinion.
If you're going to just say race, I respect you more.
If you said white people don't like outspoken black people, old white people don't like
outspoken black people.
To me, you're holding back a little bit by playing the Fox news crowd angle and saying,
it's not about race, but it's about the Fox news crowd.
Of course, it's about race.
That's why you're saying it.
So you're full of shit.
Are there white people that just that like old white people that are never going to get anything
about black culture?
Sure.
Are there white people that are total hypocrites about people?
Sure.
Are there white people out there that love John Daly who's a fucking Neanderthal that
gets drunk and is a mess all the time and will say negative things about a black young
dude that does the same thing?
Sure.
But what J.J. Reddick is falling into is the same class of people that we talk about all the time that are full of shit and that's people that want to lump everybody into a category together
and paint them as a racist and then not have the balls to even say they think they're racist
which makes you even worse JJ Redick so I and that sucks because I like JJ Redick and I've
always liked JJ Redick. Reddick.
Dating back to Duke, I used to like to watch the dude pull up from midcourt
and knock down a three off the dribble.
He wouldn't like you.
Oh, he'd hate me.
Like, that's the funny thing is I got a message from someone today,
and they're like, you know, you're losing your conservative audience.
I lost the liberals too.
So who's out there?
At least someone because there's a lot of people listening to the thing.
The common sense folks.
And that should be everybody.
And I'm going to piss some of the liberals off on shit.
And I'm going to piss some of the conservative off on shit.
And I don't care.
I'm going to tell you how I feel about things.
And if you don't like it,
get the fuck over yourself or leave.
Have an argument with me.
Text me.
Leave a message on the talkback.
Whatever.
And we can go back and forth on it.
But I'm not going to sit here and just placate to one group. If I did that, I'd be Clay Travis
or somebody that I hate, and I would hate myself for that. But I just found it funny that I get a
message from someone that says, yep, you're losing conservative people with your takes.
Like, what takes are those? The abortion thing, I that, uh, that, uh, the abortion thing, I think
has people all riled up about me in some cases too. Uh, because I've had some people send me
messages about that. And some guys like going back and forth on some of my tweets and stuff,
whatever, man, believe what you want to believe. I don't care. And I'm not going to think less of
you as a human, but some of the shit I'm seeing from people about this leak of the stuff and the abortion stuff,
some of it's just comically dumb.
And you got to call out comically dumb.
Like there was this woman last night, and I forgot what she did.
She wrote a book of some sort.
And her tweet was, well, if you don't want to get pregnant, if you don't think you're
ready to have a kid, don't have sex.
A lot of people believe that.
Well, honest to God, a lot of people are fucking morons and they're liars.
They're lying to themselves.
Because a lot of those same people that are hardcore conservatives and they say,
hey, let's not have sex until we're married or until we're ready to have kids.
Those same people were probably sucking and fucking when they were 15 and 16 too.
Put on a rubber, get your kid, if you've got a teen daughter,
a 20-year-old daughter, get on birth control.
How old were you when you got on birth control?
19.
19.
Do I think that a high school girl
should be on birth control?
No, probably not.
I do.
You do?
I guess part of my issue is it feels icky,
but on the other hand,
you have to assume that shit's gonna happen.
Well, you can take birth control.
That doesn't mean that you're out banging everyone.
And some people do it for cramps.
It's probably not a bad idea to start your kid and have that discussion a little earlier now.
See, and I think a lot of people live in this kind of fairytale world where it's,
hey, sit down with your kids and tell them don't have sex until you're married,
and then they won't have sex, and your daughter's going to come home every day
and watch Full House with you at home until she's 25.
Until she comes home and she's pregnant
and you're like, how did this happen?
I think what happens with some of the conservative folks in this
is they want people to live in the real world.
But when it comes to this subject
and sex before marriage and abortions and shit,
they don't live in the real world sometimes.
I think sometimes they live in fucking Fantasy Island on this shit.
You'll see a lot of the mask comparisons.
Like, oh, you can't tell me to wear a mask. I mean, I think
you and I are both on the same page with this. Like, if
you want to wear a mask, that should be your choice.
If you want to get a vaccine, that should be
your choice. If you want to have an abortion,
that should be your choice. Basically, these
two groups, the extremes on each
side fight each other. I'm all for choice.
They're hypocrites. They both are.
They're not hypocrites. They're
trying to fight the other side and spot their hypocrisy and say, gotcha, right? So the same
people that believe it should be mandatory for you to wear a mask don't believe in my body,
my choice when it comes to masks, but they do when it comes to whatever. Just make your own
choices. People should be able to make their own choices and live with the decisions. Fun fact,
there's a lot of really unappealing old women, like women that can't even have kids,
that love to tweet shit like, keep your hands out of my vagina.
Ma'am, nobody's going to be in there.
You're 65.
There's not a kid being shat out of there.
But anyway, and I don't want to sound like I'm just banging on conservatives here,
but the reality of this is there's a lot of people that I think
live on fantasy island when it comes to this shit. And by the way, what I don't like is when
people, and I got some people tweeting me saying, well, it's because you're pro-abortion. No, sir.
There's a big difference between being pro-abortion and being pro a woman's right to
choose. And you can say it's a cop-out and you can say it's lazy and you can say I'm a piece
of shit and I'm semantics.
But that's not true because what happens is I don't like abortion.
I was talking with Bootsy about this last night.
He and I were texting about this.
The idea of an abortion would make me uncomfortable.
Like it would, I wouldn't, I mean, it would make me feel kind of like a piece of shit.
Like I think.
I know a couple of people have got them and it's not from what I've experienced and being
around them. It's not a thing they're very proud about. And allegedly, and I'm not trying to go
Bieber on you here, but my dad claims that they thought about like, cause my parents got pregnant
when they were 19. They're like, yeah, they, you know, we thought about it now who knows how true
that is or not. But when you're 19 and your whole life's in front of you, you don't even know if
you like the person you knocked up. Um, you know, you think about these things, you're 19 and your whole life's in front of you, you don't even know if you like the person you knocked up.
You know, you think about these things, you know, and you wonder.
So I don't know.
I'm not going to be one of these people that I could just run to the internet today and be like, hey, I might have never been born.
I might not have been here having this here podcast had my parents gotten abortion.
Because I don't think that they ever truly were going to do that.
My other favorite meme, and I haven't looked at it.
But maybe they were.
I'll get dad on one day. And now know i can't get dad on dad will lie
get him talking about this either you don't want to put him in that position no but i can get my
like i can ask mom but like dad like dad would just make up a whole story like yeah so we were
down in mexico i'm like dad dad no you were not down yeah yeah josh you know me and your mom went
down to mexico there was a nice latina man with some wire hangers and he said he just you know ha ha wham bam and you know we'd be good
like okay that would be dad and then he would try to make a joke that involved lover boy or something
so my other favorite meme from this whole thing the past couple days that i keep seeing people
retweet is like men shouldn't may be making decisions about a woman's body even though but the original Roe v Wade decision
all men was all men I know again what I'm trying to point out to you here is that everybody's full
of shit and it's a matter of which group is slightly less full of shit and most of the time
it tends to be that I think that the alt left side of it is more full of shit generally speaking
very uneducated and
just angry writing on emotions and i think they're fucking morons most of the time that is the alt
left there's the alt left and the alt right um you know i consider myself to be more of a common
sense person and all of this stuff and that's fine as you said you can't be that anymore now
it's like nope you're one side of the other there's no middle ground it's fascinating though
man because like i was making the joke with that woman that's that, that sent out the thing. I think
our friend Gama retweeted it and it's like, you know, just don't have sex and then you won't have
babies. Like, like, like that's the answer to everything. Well, if you don't want to have,
like, let me, I'm trying to think of a good analogy for this. It's really easy for like
someone who believes their kids aren't having sex.
Like, okay,
I'm glad you trust your children,
but I've watched enough
teen mom to know.
And it's really just a difference
in how you approach parenting, right?
Some parents are like,
hey, listen,
I think something's
probably going to happen.
Just don't be fucking stupid
and be safe, right?
And then there's some people
that govern with the, you better not go out and have sex or I'll disown you type of parenting. just don't be fucking stupid and play it and be safe. Right. And then there's some people that
govern with the, you better not go out and have sex or I'll disown you type of parenting. I'm
sure that exists. Correct. So I think it's, I mean, and listen, there's no right or wrong way
to parent kids. I mean, I'm not, I'm not a parent. Don't plan on being one. Uh, I had a weird
childhood where I didn't have a, uh, my actual mom there. I had a step-mom and my dad really
just didn't give a fuck what I did as long as I didn't embarrass him. That was his main rule is
Josh, don't do anything. That's going to embarrass me. I'm like, all right, fair enough. And I didn't
go out and drink and do drugs or anything. I was kind of a straight arrow. And then that's kind of
how I was. Some people have to deal with wild children, right? Uh, if I were raising a kid,
I think I'd be a little bit more progressive and say, you know, once you hit a certain age,
now I imagine with a daughter too, it's a little bit different. With a son,
you have no problem going, all right, go out there and wrap it up, Stevie. Go out there and
fuck like a, you go do what your old man did. Go out and get laid. I also like the assumption,
too, there's also the assumption on the internet that, like, oh, if you wear a condom, you're good.
Like, that's not the case. Sometimes things happen. Correct. And like people don't leave open the
possibility of mistakes or being made or accidents, right. Or forgiveness in these things. Like,
listen, do I want to see people go in there and kill babies? No. Like I feel grossed out by the
concept of it. So where I get annoyed is when people come to me and they say, well, that makes
you pro abortion. I'm not pro-abortion.
Pro-abortion would be me like some of these wackos on the internet that are like, hey, I went and got
an abortion today and I loved it. Like those type of lunatics. That's not what I am. Here's a selfie of me at the
abortion clinic. Hey guys, here's my dead fetus in a jar. Hey everybody. Hey, hey. Like that's not how I
operate, man. So like, so if anybody challenges me and says, oh, you're pro-abortion, I'm not.
That's bullshit.
While we're talking about sex.
Yeah.
Because we did discuss all this yesterday.
Yep.
On a lighter note.
On a lighter note.
Did you see that Ray J has come forward after 14 years of silence?
Well, I've seen Ray J come forward.
And I've seen where it lands and how far it goes.
And he's sharing DMs and he's saying
the whole sex tape with Kim was released
as a joint PR
campaign. I believe that.
Him and Chris and Kim because I guess
on this new season of the Kardashians
she's like going off about how Ray J did
the whole sex tape thing and made some joke about
how he shoved a dildo in her
ass while she was sleeping.
And then he got offended because he said,
that makes me sound like a rapist.
Yeah.
And you know how this whole thing went down,
and he's like screenshotting DMs and shit.
Yeah.
Now he's trying to say like, yeah, everyone was in on it,
which, I mean, I think we all assumed.
I just thought that that was common knowledge
that they whored them out for that,
and that's how they became famous.
But think about that.
For the past 14 years, he's never said a thing about it.
Well, then maybe, and he probably wouldn't have if the dumbass chick doesn't go on there and try to besmirch him on TV.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
You can protect yourself all day, but the second you say something about someone like Ray J,
who, if we're being fair, has nothing going on,
so he's probably looking for an opportunity to get in the game a little bit,
then he's going to jump at that.
I'm telling you.
I stand with Ray J.
It's getting juicy, I tell you.
I stand with my boy Ray J.
I would have just thought that was common knowledge.
There's also a second tape.
Oh, boy.
So the one we haven't seen?
Yep.
Well, I think that maybe it's about that time for the mom, old Chris, to maybe release this bad boy.
Kim is the only one who has a copy of it.
Well, I think we need a collaboration.
We need a collab, and we need to release that bad boy.
That was back when Kim was attractive, so I'm all for that.
We watched like 10 minutes of one of the episodes of this when we were in Allentown.
They all just look so
weird they're just and they all look like the same person yeah just slightly kind of like ogre-ish
or like slight like deformities on each one that's slightly different or abnormalities very shiny
faces but they're very weird looking very fake looking not that that's breaking news but you
understand you think that uh Caitlin is the most real looking of them.
Yeah.
And a, and a strange twist.
Sure.
Why not?
Uh,
but does she even count as a car?
He,
she,
whatever count as a Kardashian.
I don't even think she's on the show.
He's on the show.
Bruce for talking about.
Yeah.
So I'd be like,
do they disown him sort of?
Cause not only is he like in this,
you know,
wacky world where he's transitioned,
but he's also a Republican political candidate. That probably the bigger problem but then again kim went up to the white
house when trump was there he was trying to get prisoners released correct but i mean he did
didn't he he got shit done well that's because kanye was married to her at the time and they're
buddies we're just sitting back waiting for um waiting for uh you know kanye to kill
pete davidson i'm not i mean look it's probably going to happen so we just sit back we wait and
talk about people that kind of taunt pete davidson he's it's coming you keep you keep poking the bear
chief you keep screwing around see what happens and he's one that'll probably be like no but he
started it well and as you lay on your deathbed you know maybe just not screw
with him but uh what else is going on today well the the ray j thing is the you know the big thing
here now that's just come out have you ever seen the kim sex tape yeah there's not much to it you
know it's not like a great i mean most celebrity sex tapes aren't great like all the pam ones were
very mediocre um and that was okay i haven't seen the whole thing, so I guess I can't judge.
I've only seen the free bits and pieces of it on the... Well, then of course you haven't seen much.
You only saw the free bits and pieces.
They're not going to give you the whole show.
Have you seen the whole show?
I watched the whole thing once a long time ago.
I was really drunk, though, so I don't remember much of it.
So did you just get drunk and say,
I'm watching porn tonight?
Yeah, a bunch of us were like,
let's watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Show prep. That's what that is. Yeah, a bunch of us were like, yeah, let's watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape. Show prep.
That's what that is.
Yeah, at the time it was.
Not anymore.
Like, 105.9 The Rock, Nashville's classic rock.
Kim Kardashian getting plowed by Ray J.
What do you guys think?
But yeah, I don't think it's shocking.
I don't think anybody would be shocked to find out that, oh, that was all planned.
It worked out well.
I don't hate the Kardashians.
Business decision.
I don't hate them.
Like, look, you could be people who are famous
and just stay rich for being famous,
or you could at least do something with it
and make a business for yourself,
and they all seemingly have.
It is comical, though, that they were like,
we need a break from reality television,
and then, like, three months later,
hey, guys, we have a new show on Hulu,
but we're the executive producers.
We own our own now.
Which again, I guess you can't really fault them
for doing that.
And then of course,
the other big thing today is Dave Chappelle.
Oh God, we haven't talked about that.
Yeah.
Boy.
So that's a wild one.
So, you know, the guy rushes the stage,
which thanks Will Smith for throwing that idea out there
for people.
Oh, and people get super mad
if you bring up any Will Smith comparisons.
So sorry that Will Smith, who's a fucking lunatic, goes up on stage and slaps a guy. Oh, and people get super mad if you bring up any Will Smith comparisons. So sorry that Will Smith,
who's a fucking lunatic,
goes up on stage and slaps a guy.
Basically, that's in the universe
where you can't criticize a black man for anything.
I also enjoyed, by the way,
that Chris Rock was on this Dave Chappelle show
and made some jokes about it afterwards.
He goes, was that Will Smith?
Yeah.
And apparently, Chappelle made a joke
saying I guess that was a trans guy
or something like that.
Oh, and the internet's more pissed off about that than a black
man getting attacked on stage. I'm shocked
this guy's not a hero because from what I was
reading, one account claims that it was when
Chappelle was kind of talking about the trans people
and making woke mob jokes and stuff
that this guy ran up on stage
with a fake gun and a knife combo, like a
replica, and tried to tackle
him. Like, oh, he had it
coming. He made jokes about the wokes yeah well
here it is did you see the dude's arm oh dude so basically if you haven't seen it the dude's arm
like in a normal setting if you're like he's sitting up like on a stretcher and if you're
sitting with your arms to your side like your palms should be facing in like towards your hips
this guy's palm is facing his back the elbow is just like it's
gnarly bro but good you should get your ass kicked like i like we should just be normalizing
attacking people on stage and in other places but we are and again this is the world they're
gonna have to start putting like plexiglass in front of comedians or something or like a barrier
my problem is the world still wants to make this like, oh, it's an offshoot of Trump's
America, right? That's what they want you to feel and believe. Like, oh my God, here in Trump's
America, we've normalized this shit. But if you notice, these people rushing the stage in a lot
of these aren't white dudes. I believe that was a black dude that did that. And I believe Will
Smith is a black dude. And I believe that Mike Tyson punched that dude in the fucking face on
the plane, black dude. But you can't point Tyson punching that dude in the fucking face on the plane, black
dude.
But you can't point that out because like, I'm shocked that once they found out the guy
was black, they even put his picture out there.
Generally speaking, when a black guy does something stupid crime wise, the news does
everything they can to not let you know he was black.
I'm shocked.
But I guess because a black guy got attacked.
I imagine the woke people have to be in a tough spot. Because a black man got attacked in America.
But on the other hand, it's a black
man that is making fun of trans
people. These folks' heads are going to
explode. And who should be cancelled by Netflix.
I give Chappelle all the
credit in the world because then he finished the show and made the
jokes and everything. Did you see the picture of
the gun he had? I didn't see that.
And it's just a replica.
Well, it's a knife that looks like a gun.
Yeah.
Like the blade comes out of the top of it.
But imagine some dude's running towards you with that.
Yeah, that's.
And I guess now the whole thing, there are some people that claim it was fake.
What was?
But the whole attack.
Okay.
It was a Netflix special.
I would think.
I mean, I don't know how you fake someone's arm getting busted like
like i don't think so like i don't think so like i think what happens is you get a bunch of people
and everything is based on race so when a black guy like will smith does something stupid like he
did um and a lot of people like me were saying i think that stage and i had justification it was
at a freaking award show with a bunch of actors.
And Chris Rock responded to it LOL-like and didn't try to fight him back.
There were a lot of reasons to believe that that was staged.
There's no reason to believe that a dude doing a comedy show,
if you look for just the breakdown of it,
there's no reason for a guy like Chappelle to stage an attack
and then break a dude's arm for a Netflix special.
So that's stupid. But again, what it is is, to stage an attack and then break a dude's arm for a Netflix special. Yep.
So that's stupid.
But again, what it is is, oh, so much white people said that Will Smith must have been
fake.
What if this was staged?
Like, that's what that is.
Everything is race related.
Everything is based in that.
And people are just looking for an eye for an eye.
Everybody's full of shit.
That's the way the world works.
I wonder if they will keep it in the Netflix special, though.
I think they should.
They have to at this point.
Everyone knows it happened.
And you want to guarantee you get some downloads on that bad boy?
Go ahead and leave that in there.
I mean, you kind of have to.
And then it would stoke the flames a little bit of, oh, it was a setup for the show.
But you have to do it.
There's no doubt you have to do that.
But, boy, that guy got his ass handed to him, too.
Yes, he did.
I mean, people are just stupid, man.
But it's just funny because everything has to go back to the battle of race.
And, well, if things wouldn't have gone so bad with Trump, like, oh, fuck off.
Just fuck off.
My God, you're obnoxious.
Everybody's obnoxious.
We got some good suggestions for names.
Maybe that should be the name of the podcast.
Everyone's fucking obnoxious.
Everyone's obnoxious.
We are all diseased with josh and us
um i got some good suggestions from people on facebook yesterday about names for the show too
now some asked why what happened to the unwoke jamoke that's still a possibility it is i just
told you my thought on it because i thought you wanted to take it less from being perceived as a
conservative podcast yes um um but let me see here and the average you know jamoke
in a bar who sees the unwoke jamoke is probably be like that racist motherfucker maybe well if
you're um if you're jj reddick you certainly will i'm looking at some of these brad london
slogger lawn slogger says fun time with jillian luther uh samar samuel josh jillian luther on sports and stuff
the pirate hookers from mars podcast uh loved by few hated by many well played there daniel watson
the moss tequila podcast i don't know we can get away with that that might be trademarked
the rich lord show i like that one uh let's see in the trenches within us says brad phillips joshing around j and j on the rocks
the luther show building a bridge or build a bridge with josh ennis uh there was an actually
a good suggestion was um they just don't know oh yeah they just don't know i was thinking just like
um i hate everybody paul of course is a nice man but a dick here and says, I do a podcast every two weeks.
Podcast.
To be fair, we've done a podcast pretty consistently.
It just hasn't been on Twitch.
If you think my podcast is okay, just wait till we start drinking.
Thanks, Ben Kaplan.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Josh Ennis fucking wheelhouse. The fat guy podcast. Well, that guy
does not like me. That's a, that's a black guy that I thought I blocked him cause he's obnoxious.
Maybe I didn't. Uh, let's see, dude, the Josh Ennis podcast.
Why don't we just call it like, what the hell is this podcast?
What the hell? No, what the hell is this podcast? the hell no what the hell is this podcast the
podcast would you scan a sticker that said what the hell is this podcast sure i would this is
honestly we don't know what the hell is this podcast we don't this one's a good one from jerry
mistakes were made with josh and us i like that um or what the hell is happening podcast? Gulf Coast Regional Crap Show.
Oh, I like that too.
Let's see.
The Josh and Jilly Lounge.
All out of bubble gum with Josh Ennis.
Social distancing.
Social gistancing.
Let's see.
A couple more.
Mad Radio.
Call Him Daddy.
Let's see. The Double Ennisnis podcast ennis to win it or ennis to win this that's fun uh josh and jilly power hour from ryan thank you ryan
so a lot of people weighed in with some possible names on there the perfect man podcast i kind of
like the whole idea like the what are we even talking about podcast.
What the fuck is this podcast podcast?
Yeah, like that's what it's called.
It's just the what the fuck is this podcast?
Trey Looney has a couple.
We're just Josh and or everyone hates Josh.
Welcome to the Ennis Dome.
Ennis through the outdoor.
But my favorite is The Rich Lord Show.
The Need for Affirmation with Josh.
That's a good one.
Daily, just daily affirmation.
The Mount Rushmore Podcast.
Conspiracy and Theories in Sports.
Tasty Treats with Josh and Jilly.
Thanks, John.
Hear Me Out.
Now, that's not a bad one.
I'm sure someone's already got that.
Probably.
Hear Me Out, but that's a solid one.
Three for three from downtown. Let me just call it Here's the gig here's the deal with josh ennis now here's the gig so uh
again don't forget that you guys can leave messages on the iheart radio app just find our podcast the
josh jenna show for now and hit that microphone and boom you can leave messages and we'll try to
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We rule.
But anyway, you guys are great.
We love you.
You have to tell them about Craftology.
Oh, I do.
You're right.
You were telling me about all sorts of cute stuff
Christy has on there now that you were checking out, right?
She's got some new dog bandanas.
Dog bandanas from Christy with Craftology with Christy
or by Christy.
Now you can check her page out.
She's got an Etsy store.
But you can find her on Instagram as well.
And so dog, a really fun little dog bandanas, huh?
I like it.
She's very nice, of course.
She is the wife of our friend Richard.
And here's what I was thinking.
Here was my idea.
I know I think we talked about it the other day.
But I'm thinking about bringing back the idea for a special edition Josh Ennis Show shirt.
I think it's a great one.
If you want to get people to patronize her shop,
it's the best place to do it.
Yeah, and here's what I'm thinking we do.
It would be the one,
and I'm trying to remember specifically what it was,
but it was...
Live your life, love your dog, drink beer.
Maybe that's the Josh Ennis Show shirt. Love your life, love your dog, drink beer. Maybe that's the Josh Ennis show shirt.
Love your life, live your life, love your dog, drink beer.
So I might make that recommendation too.
Or maybe that's the one.
Like, hey, come up with a design for this and let's rock.
But anyway, so that's Craftology by Christy.
Of course, her husband is Richard from Metro Ready Mix.
Good folks, good supporters of the show.
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There we have it.
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