The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Is Cinco De Mayo Offensive, NBA Frauds, Jerry Jones

Episode Date: May 5, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show playing a few messages from the Talk Back. If you want to leave a 30 second message for the gang, go to the Josh Innes Podcast page on the Iheart Radio App and click the microphone. Josh rants about the bullshit suspension of Grizzlies Forward Dillon Brooks. Josh is totally aware he's the only one who cares. He doesn't care. Josh is perplexed as to why Cinco De Mayo celebrations aren't cancelled. How is it that white people can run around in ponchos and sombreros and this isn't deemed offensive. Jerry Jones got into an accident in a seedy part of town. Was he out trolling for snatch? The gang ponders. Once again, the James Harden loses and Josh is having a hard time ripping him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Howdy hi everybody. It's Josh and Jilly today. Glad you guys are hanging out with us. Howdy. Jilly, how are you? I'm good. Glad to hear it. Just started raining here a little while ago.

Just coming on down. I got a new pair of glasses today. I like them. I'm glad that you like them. I'll post a picture on the social so everybody can see But I went back to my traditional kind of glasses Different color They're more of a gray

They're gray translucent They're very nice But I have retired the Johnny Fevers For now For now Just to be very clear Because I've been talking to Maddie T About pumping out some other glasses for me

But it's weird because they're kind of smaller than the other ones. So I'm not used to seeing the rim around my glasses anymore. So like just a second ago, somehow the like the left side of my glasses, the rim made me think somebody was opening the door like I saw something in my peripheral. So I'm like, oh, God, it was really trippy. And then my prescriptions a little bit stronger than it was before So I'm in that kind of stage right now Where I'm like, shit, damn it The adjustment stage

That is the stage I'm in right now But hey, what are you gonna do? But we welcome you into the show today We're glad you guys have been enjoying it A lot of people have been enjoying the fact that we haven't been on Twitch And I feel like you're getting a better show. If I'm being honest with you guys, I think you're getting a better show. I think so too. And I love our Twitch people, but we had this discussion. Like, I don't

know if whoever's listening to this podcast really cares what the people in the chat have to say if they're not in the chat. That could be true. And maybe we're going to do more of a, an event for Twitch. I know we said, nah, we might just do YouTube, but maybe we do stick on Twitch, but we only do like a drinking show a couple of times a month. And then it's a big, it's a big event. I think we might, you don't get sick of seeing us every day. I think that's something to be said about that. Now let's kick things off today with checking out the talk back. We got to come up with a clever name for the talk back. We do. But as of right now, it's just the talk back. Let's see. And I'm going to have to find a better bed for it like this one's real i mean what about just like just thoughts just thoughts that's something if you guys want to send in suggestions for the name of the talk back

uh feel free to submit basically want you to do everything for us name the show name the talk back hey we have no creativity no that's not true i'm gonna end up naming the show. Name the talkback. We have no creativity. No, that's not true. I'm going to end up naming the show whatever I want to name the show. I'm aware. But I'm, you know, I just like... Oh, but just suggestions. Yeah. I like to get the interaction from the audience on all this. One day, like, DJ Gru should just flood our talkback like we do to his.

He should. Like, revenge. Like, why do we have 37 new talkbacks? Oh, they're all Sammy Sheets and Wah Wah Willie. But we got a couple of them today. Again, you can leave us messages on the talkback using the iHeartRadio app. Just hit the little microphone when you find the Josh Ennis Show podcast. The podcast is the one with the pink and black and teal logo because there's like eight Josh Ennis shows.

That's why we're changing the name of the podcast to differentiate. But again, you go to the podcast page, you click the little microphone at the top and leave a 30-second message, and you can do it any time of day. So if you're watching a ball game and something happens and it pisses you off, you say, I'm going to it, and I'm going to get rid of these thoughts right here. Or just whenever. If you're drunk, you're high, stoned, sober, whatever it is, watching sports,

hanging out. If you have a thought, leave it for us and we'll play them for you here on the Josh Ennis Show. And that's how we're going to kick things off today. Let's go. Yo, Josh, second try. It's Harold, McKenzie City. I think a good name for your podcast. They just don't know gist. I was considering they just don't know. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a possibility. This is very curb your enthusiasm-ish. Very.

This music. Let's see. All right. Message number two. Josh, you're a fat bum, but you're kind of cute. What's up, boy? Where you at? I feel like that's going to be a lot of the messages we get here.

I like it. I like the randomness of this. And I am kind of cute, especially with my new glasses and my haircut. So thank you. I look a little less lesbian-ish, or old lesbian-ish. I get home from work late and flipped on the Sixers game to check the score. And God, now all I want to do is go out and slam my dick in a car door fuck i hate this team i don't even like basketball

that's a good one that made me giggle i just want to slam my dick in a car door 76ers basketball yeah like clap your hands everybody for philadelphia 76ers basketball. Yeah, clap your hands, everybody, for Philadelphia 76ers. So Harden was Harden again last night. Again, people were ripping me in Houston for saying I kind of feel sorry for him. I don't feel sorry for him because he's making $44 million a year, but he ain't it, Chief. He can't play. He's fine.

If you looked at his stat line last night, 20 points, 9 assists, his stat line would have been great for like Kyle Lowry, but not for a dude making $44 million, who's the only, like the biggest star on a team. He's supposed to be the running mate of the best player and the MVP of the league. And you would think if the MVP is out, maybe he could pick up some slack and carry you,

but he couldn't carry the Rockets in these games whenever he was at his prime. So why would people assume he could do it now when he's not clearly in his prime? Onward. I'm not surprised at all by the Sixers. It's because James Harden is a stat sheet-filling loser like Kamala Anthony.

Ah, that was Clanton on the talkback. He is a stat sheet-filling loser until I got a job with the team, in which case he was no longer a stat sheet filling loser. He just wasn't. And finally, this one from today, 1.48 p.m. Nothing. Okay. All that. Someone spent 20 seconds saying nothing so maybe they didn't understand how it worked so there you go you can leave us messages anytime you'd like all day all night doesn't matter 24 hours a day seven days a week Just hit that little microphone on the iHeartRadio app

on the Josh Ennis Show podcast page, and you are good to go there. All right, what is going on in the world today? I'm going to start here because I'm pissed off. I'm pissed off that Dylan Brooks is suspended for the Grizzlies game on Saturday. Now, I get it. A lot of our audience doesn't give a fuck

about what happens in basketball games, but I'll tell you this. Well, I mean, two of these talkbacks were about basketball. That's true. That's true. I got to stop assuming that my audience doesn't give a shit about things because of the people in the chat. Love the people in the chat.

You're our core people, and we love you. We love you dearly. But I give a shit about the Memphis Grizzlies. That's my squad. It's the playoffs. The series is tied at one. And the league just bent the Grizzlies over by suspending Dylan Brooks for a game because Gary Payton's kid broke his arm on a hard foul.

It ain't like the foul itself, like he swatted and broke his arm or something. Guy fell after the foul, broke his damn arm and because of the injury, they suspend him. The same type of foul. I mean, there was a swat to be fair. Oh, he did, but it's not like he broke his arm on the swat. He broke his arm because the guy fell down and he tried to catch himself and he broke his arm. I'm not even overly pissed that they gave him the flagrant two. Me neither. It was the right call.

Totally fine. But then for them to suspend him for the game. Bullshit. Steve Kerr cried a little bit. Bullshit. Steve Kerr cried about it. That fucking fraud Draymond Green whined and played victim and basically it comes down to the fact that these guys whined about it that fucking fraud Draymond Green whined and played victim and basically it comes down to the fact that these guys whined about it Warriors are a glory team and nobody gives a shit about

Memphis and the league doesn't care so they suspend the guy it's bullshit and I'll tell you this I've discovered that maybe the most insufferable fans on the planet they might be Warriors people these Johnny come lately douches that want to come at me on social media about, oh, it's a dirty play, should have been suspended more than that, and Draymond shouldn't have even been kicked out. Draymond's the dirtiest player in the NBA and gets away with murder most of the time. He's a joke in terms of that, and these people are saying that Dylan Brooks is evil. Listen, let me tell you something on this. It's a bullshit suspension. Should he have been kicked out of the game? Yes.

Because what I think happened in that one is right on par, if not worse, than what happened with Draymond. Totally cool with it. I got it. I understood it. But you can't tell me that Draymond Green commits a flagrant two and doesn't get suspended a game, and Dylan Brooks does commit a flagrant two and does get suspended for a game. Because I think technically the suspension is due to,

I forget how, let me find the exact wording. Continue, I'll find it. Either way, it's bullshit. It's a joke. And I see people, well, one guy got hurt. That's literally what it comes down to. But it's bullshit. Because he got hurt.

But it's bullshit. Guys get hurt on common fouls. What if a dude just blocks out too hard or something, or steps on a guy's foot, and he falls down and rolls his ankle and he's hurt for like, it cannot, that cannot be the way this works. Oh, because a guy got hurt as a result of a play. It'd be like in the NFL, you hit a guy too hard and he got hurt from you hitting him. Therefore you're suspended. Shit happens. That's the way this works. It's sports. People get hurt in sports. People are at like, like if you play a physical game and it's the playoffs, the game is more physical

in the playoffs. Guy commits a hard foul. Guy gets hurt. So you mean to tell me if he commits that hard foul, but the guy doesn't brace himself, just falls on his ass and doesn't break his arm. That's the determining factor between whether or not a guy plays in a game or not. That's bullshit. It's absolute bullshit.

It's stupid. And if you watched inside the NBA, they were asking Chuck and Shaq when Steve Kerr was talking about, oh, Dylan Brooks broke the code. And Chuck's like, no, he didn't. He didn't try to hurt him. And they got to teach these guys how to fall. Because had Gary Payton II not tried to brace himself and land on his arm, he probably wouldn't have broken his elbow.

And listen, by nature, a lot of people are going to brace themselves. That's how I broke my wrist the five minutes I played football, which I tried to brace. Chuck was saying that. He was like, you've got to teach these guys how to fall. I get that, and that's fine. You can teach people how to fall all you fucking want. When you're in the heat of the moment, I don't think you're like,

hey, I'm flying through the air because the guy fouled me. I can land on my ass or I can try to catch myself. I think just by nature, you're going to try to catch yourself. And I get that. But again, that's all to the point. Like if he lands a different way, he doesn't break his elbow. Then is Dylan Brooks not suspended? That's my point. If he doesn't break a bone, the guy's not suspended and that cannot be it because the injury itself can like, well, like there was a play earlier in the playoffs with Chris Paul, Chris Paul, clearly angry because the Suns were getting their asses whipped by the Pelicans. Guy makes a steal,

he's going back the other way, and Paul winds up and just whacks the dude in the skull. Didn't even get a flagrant two and kicked out of the game! Let alone suspended! So, according to ESPN, the actual suspension is for unnecessary and excessive contact resulting

in substantial injury. But the contact is not what caused the injury. That could have been a common foul, and a guy can fall and break his arm or break his leg or whatever. It's bullshit. But again, and I'm not saying you're trying to play Grizzlies fanboy over this, but you got Memphis or San Francisco. What does the league want?

You got Steve Kerr or Taylor Jenkins. Who does the league want? You got Steve Kerr or Taylor Jenkins. Who's the league going to listen to? Steve fucking Kerr. You got Draymond Green or Dylan Brooks. Who are they going to listen to? Draymond Green. It's bullshit, but it's obvious what it is. That's why I find it comical that these, that like the last couple of nights, I've seen people on Twitter, these golden state jabronis, and their whole take on everything is, the league clearly wants the Grizzlies to win. Why? Why would the league want Memphis to win? And then some guy comes at me with some weird statistic about how Memphis is the seventh largest city in the South.

So fucking what? It's media market 50. Nobody cares about Memphis. It's the smallest market in the NBA. Nobody cares. So the idea the league is trying to rig it for jaw is hogwash. Nobody cares about Memphis. It's the smallest market in the NBA. Nobody cares. So, like, the idea the league is trying to rig it for jaw is hogwash. I saw people after the game. It's just stupid.

When you think, like, look at the teams left. Like, Golden State is the team. Like, that's the popular team. There are no Lakers. There's no Knicks. You know, nothing like that. Warriors, that's the money team. It's bullshit.

And I'm not going to be conspiracy theory guy here, although I could be conspiracy theory guy and tell you that the league clearly wants no part of Memphis in that. If you're going to suspend one guy, and I get that in your rule book, it's a stupid rule and it needs to go away. But the fact that you can't determine or you can't help. Now, if you would have swatted the guy's arm and the swat that you delivered to his arm was so forceful that you broke his arm,

like John Chaney's Temple player did that time, then okay. I'd say cool. But fouls happen in the course of a game. What if a guy doesn't commit a flagrant two, but the guy is going for a layup. It's a hard foul that's not deemed excessive, but the guy falls wrong and breaks his arm. Should he get kicked out of the, does he need to be suspended for that? No. And I saw some bullshit story written by somebody from SI that said the league's got to focus more on player safety and they've got to have more suspensions for these injuries. Then you know what?

If the league needs to focus on player safety, then have assholes like Draymond Green who kick dudes in the balls and play dirty. Everybody talks about player safety. Player safety in every sport, the players love to step up and say, we need to be protected, we need to play safer, and blah, blah, blah. Then they get out there and they play dirty and they're doing anything they can to win. They play the sympathy card too much for themselves. I cannot stand it.

I just want the Grizzlies to beat these guys. Just destroy them. I hate them all. Or at least be consistent. It shouldn't come down to, and we've been saying this, oh, just because he got injured. If you're going to have a flagrant two result in a suspension, then that should be the rule. Correct. Kick him out.

Suspend them. It should be a flagrant two is a suspension the next game. Yeah. Then it should be the universal rule. It was Brandon Clark that got hit in the face and then pulled down by his jersey. So you mean to tell me that if the guy would have fallen down and broken his tooth because,

oh, now let me ask you this. What if he got hit in the face and he just chipped a tooth? What if he broke his nose but could still play? Would you suspend a guy then? I mean, the guy ended up with an injury, broke his nose. Would you take him out then? What if when he swatted the dude in the face, what if when Draymond swatted him in the face, guy gets his front tooth knocked out like it's a damn hockey game?

Then what are you going to do? Do you suspend him or you say, oh, he can play with no tooth, so then Draymond plays on? Oh, God, it's enraging. It is enraging, and I'm done talking about it. It's bullshit. Well, I'm hoping we get our man, Steven Adams, back. Yes, fucking Rona got the man.

Like, he couldn't have got the Rona in the first series against Minnesota when they weren't playing him because it was a horrible matchup. Like, you couldn't have got the Rona then, Steve. And also, why is health and safety protocol still a thing? It's stupid. Just play. So we'll see if he's going to be eligible to be back on Saturday. You know what I feel?

If guys are kicking players in the balls, they don't care about health and safety. There's a hot take from Josh Ennis. Stephen Adams knows about that. Draymond guys are kicking players in the balls, they don't care about health and safety. There's a hot take from Josh Ennis. Steven Adams knows about that. Draymond Green kicked a dude in the balls. If you're kicking other dudes in the balls because you're an asshole, then I don't want to hear you talk about your player safety. All right, I'm done with it.

And then the guy got, I'm not done. Then he flips the crowd off against a $25,000 fine and we're supposed to sit here from that audio we played yesterday of um of jj reddick and be like well you know fans are mean so in their asshole so he flipped them off they deserved it oh i'm not getting into it again we talked about it yesterday he did get his 25 000 and according to him he's rich and it doesn't matter good good for you okay i'm done with it other stuff going on is that game is that grizzlies games on what abc tomorrow uh it's saturday but

yeah i don't even know what day it is like i've lost track and yeah okay well at least then maybe they'll actually show draymond being an asshole because tnt they did not they were like no we're not gonna do that okay so uh today is cinco de mayo yes it is and uh i saw a story and we talked about it on the radio show today and this is interesting now and we talk about this all the time somehow mexicans are the only group of people that it is that we are allowed to make fun of or hispanics in general hispanics in general right but because it's cinco de mayo we think about mexico but here's a story for you is it offensive to dress up in a sombrero or poncho for cinco de mayo that's the question in a recent poll 51 of of Americans said it's fine

and only 14% said it's inappropriate. So only 14% of the people in the country, if you believe this survey, 14% of them say, yeah, it's inappropriate to put on a sombrero and a poncho and say, and for Cinco de Mayo. The Anti-Defamation League, though, says it is not acceptable to do it. But I bring this up because Mexicans, if we want to look at Cinco de Mayo, Hispanic people in general, they are the only group that you are allowed to make fun of,

and everybody just kind of universally accepts that you're allowed to make fun of them, right? Like, if it were some sort of Asian Freedom Day, I couldn't walk around, you know, doing the Yuli Gurriel slanty eyes. No. And look like, you know, one of the depictions of Asian people in the old Looney Tunes cartoons. I couldn't do that, right? That would be unacceptable. You can't do Asian voices either.

You can't do the Asian voices. I can't walk around dressed like a fucking geisha to celebrate. Guys, we're doing sake. That wouldn't work that way, right? But you can do it for Mexican people. You couldn't, like, if it were Juneteenth, I couldn't just throw on a dashiki and walk into work and say, hey, hey. And say, no, you're an asshole. You're out of here.

You're fired. And first of all, you don't have work on Juneteenth. That is a national holiday now. Correct. But the day before or the day after, to celebrate and show my solidarity, what if I walked in and I put on a giant fro wig and put on a dashiki and said, guys, I'm down with the cause. Let's have

delicious treats and celebrate. No, they'd say, fuck you. That's racist. If you do it for any other group, we said Asians, we said black people, if you go down the list of groups, it would be considered offensive. Yet, with Mexicans and Hispanic people, it's totally fine.

And my reasoning that I believe this is that I don't think Mexicans give a shit. Mexicans have a good time. They can take a joke, I think. Mexicans just want to party. Correct. And Mexicans are a good time, and Hispanics are a good time.

Take our friend Martin, for example. At his wedding. He is a Honduran Mexican-American. There were so many jokes. He's married to a gringo. And at their wedding, the gringo's mom or aunt or somebody is talking at the, you know, like they're giving speeches, you know, and this was at the rehearsal, not at the actual wedding, I think. Though the actual wedding, I was miserable because I was sweating the whole damn day. This was the rehearsal dinner. So at the actual wedding, I think. The actual wedding, I was miserable because I was sweating the whole damn day. This was the rehearsal dinner. So at the rehearsal dinner, she gets up there and starts talking about how well, we used to keep a lot of

nachos at the house for Martin because Martin loves nachos, right? And yes, he does, but it does sound kind of effed up whenever you say, hey, the Mexican guy likes nachos, right? Like it does sound kind of effed up. They did also get him a mariachi band for the actual wedding, if you recall.

Yes. They surprised him with the mariachi band. So, like, but that's totally okay. Like, can you imagine, like, well, we saw an example a couple of weeks ago with that wedding where, like, the white chick has the black dude on a dog chain. Oh, yeah. On a collar, and the whole world's like, man, this ain't right. Can you imagine if somebody would have got up there and made some sort of references to stereotypes

about black people at an interracial wedding? It'd be a disaster. But we've talked about this. We've got multiple Hispanic friends. Martin's one of my best friends. He's on my Mount Rushmore of friends, right? I grew up in a neighborhood where I was like the only white chick

and it was all like Mexicans. Right, and I'll tell you this. We all got together. And at Martin's house, we would watch Selena. And we would quote Selena. And I'd be on there like, these bumpers was pulled up in the bus of Selena. And nobody's offended by it. Or, you know, Mr. Brock Osweiler.

Mr. Brock Osweiler. Oh, God. Well, he did that. That was in Houston. I was talking to program director Jonathan today. And he's like, you know, you may want to be careful about that kind of stuff because it could be deemed offensive. And I'm like, you were the one telling me to be more aggressive on the air. I'm doing a bit where I'm saying that Mexican people get the short end of the stick, and now I'm fucking racist.

But in Houston, all Hispanic people, like 90%, I'm on the air doing Mr. Brock as well. Fool dig it, it's me, Miguel. All that, and people are laughing their asses off, right? Everybody's having a good time. Everybody's laughing. I do it here, and everybody was laughing, I guess, except program director Jonathan. If anyone was offended by Miguel, it was probably like a white girl. That's how most things go, because most people aren't offended unless they feel they're forced

to be offended by their group. So the only acceptable groups to make fun of apparently are Hispanic people and white people. And white people you'll always be able to make fun of and do like the white girl voices and, hey, can I get my mocha soy latte? And can I get this? And with Mexican people, it's like, haha, full again. And you can put on your sombreros and dress like, you know, speedy corjales and all this and everything's fine. But they're the only group that that's allowed.

And that was the point of the talk today. And of course, you know, program director Jonathan's like, I don't know, man. I don't want to get into a situation where we get people complaining about it.

I'm like, what do you want me to do? I was like, only I could get in trouble for legitimately saying, hey, why is it that there's one minority group that the whole world is completely comfortable making fun of? In fact, 14% of those people surveyed, or I forgot what the actual, let me see the number one more time. The number was only 14% of people surveyed said that it was inappropriate to wear a poncho and a sombrero on Cinco de Mayo.

And for what it's worth, I don't think it's inappropriate, and I don't think Mexican people think it's inappropriate. Again, that 14% is probably white girls. But my point being in all of this... Although they're also dressing up with their sombreros and their ponchos. My point being, though, is that if 14% of the people surveyed in this say that it's inappropriate, that means that there's like 86% of the people in theory that are kind of like, nope, I'm cool with it.

Well, no, if you read that study, it said 35% weren't sure. Okay. Well, weren't sure people are the biggest dopes on the planet. Make an assessment, please. But my point being in all of this is that like, that means that the majority of people involved in that survey, I mean, 51% said it was fine. That means at least half of the people surveyed are kind of like, oh, well, we can make fun of Mexican stereotypes and get hammered and have a good time. Sure. But as we said, if you said anything about Asians, you said anything about black folks, it would be a federal case. I'm just trying to understand why it's acceptable, like why Mexicans, I get why white people are acceptable to make fun of. We're evil and we're the devil and we're the root of every

major issue that's ever occurred. And we are why there is unrest at all. God, the white people are terrible, but why the Mexican people? Why the Puerto Rican people? Why the Dominican people? Why are they? Okay. That's all. These are my questions. Like I, I love sitting around with like, with our, our friend, um, who married a Hispanic gal And the Hispanic gal that used to hate me. And then we became like the best of friends. You know how we bond? We quote Selena and La Bamba. And we do it in an accent.

It's true. Like she hated my guts forever. And then I think what really brought us together was just watching Selena. I think it really changed the game for us. We sit there and then these bumpers was pulled off by the boss of Salinas. Man, he says Salinas with an S, man. It was weird. Or then La Bamba, of course, you've got Bob, you know.

One of my firsts or my last. You know, you get all that shit. And that's totally okay. But can you imagine doing like you walk into work, like doing the old school depiction of like Asians, not even that long ago where, you know, they got the big teeth and like in all that shit, you know, like the oversized teeth and the slanty eyes and shit.

You do that, you'd be out. I mean, imagine if you did the stuff you used to do in Houston, talking about your foot massages. I feel like that would have gotten you fired now. And it was all speaking glowingly of the people. That's the amazing thing in that is it was all meant to be, it was all meant in a good way. Like, it shouldn't be offensive if you are accurately depicting what somebody sounds like. That's what impressions are.

And you're not doing it in a hateful way. Correct. But I don't even think people care about whether or not it's hateful or not anymore. They just hear you doing it. And maybe that was program director Jonathan's's point today when he's like well the wrong person hears it like i'm literally on the air saying that hispanic people are getting shit on on cinco de mayo and nobody seems to care now again i don't think mexicans care either they're just having a good time want to drink you'll have a wonderful time but uh so basically you're saying

is that mexicans can take a joke more sure than other races oh absolutely and hispanics in general can take it and i don't think asians give a fuck because asians are like the smartest of everybody oh i guess and we can't make fun of indian people dot or feather cannot because i mean obviously we had to change the name of baseball teams right so i mean you, they're a protected class. And by the way, I'm kind of fine with it. I know I'm supposed to be like, oh, my God, why change the name of the Indians? That's bullshit.

It's always been kind of weird to me that just a race of people is the name of a team, is the mascot. Like, hey, we're the Indians. It's weird to me. Like, you don't have the Caucasians or the blacks or the whatever. So, it is what it is. And, and I've always been kind of, I'm not offended by it. If they'd stay the Indians forever, I'm not going to go protest outside of opening day and try to fight some Cleveland McDougal over it. But I will say that it's, it's weird to me as all, but Indians, you can't make fun of

Indian folks like Pakistani type Indians. You can't make fun of. Indian folks like Pakistani type Indians you can't make fun of. That's why homeboys stopped doing the voice of Apu, right? Hank's area. You had to stop doing that. So that's a no-go. Basically white people and Hispanic people. And I would argue, well, I would say that we both have a better sense of humor. I don't think white people at this point in America have a sense of humor at all. Because on one hand, you've got the liberal white people who are just the least humorous people on the planet. And the other side only sees humor. Basically, each side only sees humor whenever it's mocking the other side. Like, we can act like conservatives have a sense of self-deprecation.

They do not. No. They do not. That's why so many of them fall for bullshit onion headlines on Facebook. Neither side has any self-deprecating humor abilities. Nobody does. But I think Mexicans do. Hispanic people do. I think they still exist in a world where they all just kind of laugh. You know what? I think I want to be Hispanic. Can I convert? Is that a thing yet? Can you convert races yet or nationalities yet?

You can change your sex, right? So I just want to be Hispanic. I think I've made that decision. They seem to have a good time with shit. I'm in. So happy Cinco de Mayo, everybody. What else is going on today? Did Jerry Jones get caught with a hooker or something?

No, he got in a car accident. Same thing. And he was transported with minor injuries to the hospital. But the thing that everyone, of course, took away from the story is the intersection where this happened, according to the internet, is known for prostitution and sex trafficking. Oh, boy. I want me some glory.

I don't know if anyone's familiar with the Dallas area, but it happened near Wol Wolf and Harry Hines. And I guess Harry Hines is like notorious for this kind of stuff. Harry Hines sounds like a place where it'd be notorious for sex. I want me some glory. Give me some of that Harry Hines. Would you be surprised that Jerry Jones was rolling through the area of prostitutes? Yes.

And I'll tell you why. Because like Jerry Jones, it's pretty well documented that the guy fucks around, right? So I mean, whatever. At least there's stories about it. He's got like the alleged illegitimate kid and he had the picture grabbing that chick's titties in the bathroom. She dropped that lawsuit. Oh, okay. Well then. Okay. Um, but I like the idea that Jerry Jones, I mean, guessing Jerry Jones fucked the mom. I mean, I I'm thinking he probably did. The guy gets around. He's rich, rich dudes like to fuck it is what it is, you know? But I don't know that Jerry Jones, being as high profile of a person as he is in Dallas, I don't know that he's trolling the red light district looking for some bus station skanks

when he can, you know, get the high end broads. I want me some glory, ho. Now, on the other hand, maybe that's the rush he gets. Maybe he knows he can pay for the high end chicks. So maybe he wants, you know, like the bad Santa type hookers, you know, or like the one that Borat was banging. Or, I mean, Robert Kraft. Why would he just go to the massage parlor?

That's true, too. I mean, sometimes you do dumb things. Maybe it's like hookers at the point. But again, I don't know for sure if this stretch, if it's just like one stretch or if it's just Twitter overreacting, which is very possible. Yeah. So I'd have to ask someone. Maybe you can text Martin.

Hey, Martin. Harry Hines. Like, I think everybody knows what part of their town is the hooker part. Like in Baton Rouge, you'd always hear like, man, you don't want to go down to like Plank Road, Florida Boulevard area. That's where the hookers are hanging outside the shitty hotels, the motels, man. Or we were driving through Allentown and Gru showed us the hooker area there. Yeah.

So every town's got it. Every town has an Elm Street and Gru showed us the hooker area there. Yeah, so every town's got it. Every town has an Elm Street and every town has the hooker area. So take that for what it is. But I would say that my guess is he was not down there trolling for some snatch. I mean, it is funny that that's where this car accident took place. It is, but I don't, I have a hard time. It's just a joke. It's a funny joke.

It is, but I mean, I'm going to look into it in a serious way here because I'm curious. Might he have actually been down there looking for snatch? And I don't know. Maybe he was just trying to save some girls. Maybe. Maybe he was trying to save anywhere Dallas Cowboy cheerleader worthy, and he was going to pull them from their misery. Yep. And give them a new life. I will save you for I am Jerry Jones and I will save the day for you.

That had to be what it was, right? That I think it is. He was trying to help these wayward women find their, he was going to help them find their path. Or he was just looking for the glory hole. I want me some glory hole. What else is going on? Obviously the Sixers lost. We

talked a little bit about that. I mean, look, I mean, it's not even fun to mock them. I wish it was. I wish I could sit back and kind of just rejoice in James Harden losing, but it doesn't even feel good anymore because like the guy is done. So they're waiting and seeing for him bead for game three. Honestly, I would just say, you know what, let's just pack it up for the year. You have to win four of the next five games, right? To win the series. Um, and maybe, and I'm not saying they can't, but the guy's not going to be a hundred percent. I don't think you go out there and break your face and then come back and be like, well, ready to play the finger issue too. Right. And the hand, yes, hand was an issue. I'd say, you know, just kind of ride this thing out, fire doc, which they may,

I mean, you never know at this point. Might bring an old MDA, baby. They might bring him in. Who knows? But yeah, it's not even fun. That's what hurts me. It's like I do take some joy. And what's funny is now that we don't have the chat going all the time and I don't see the angry McDougals as much,

I don't hate them as much. I think this is a good thing just because I don't hate people as much. Yeah, it's not you just yelling at people and banning people. Correct. And then I don't hate the whole collective. People say, why do you rip Philly people just for the bad ones? And now that I don't really see the bad ones, I don't hate them as much. It's a fascinating thing. But when I look at this, I say to myself, Josh, like last night after they lost, I went on there and I was ripping hard in a little bit. And McDougal's not even really fighting anymore over it. It's like, it's not even fun. They're

like, yeah, well we know that Harden's not a star, but I want you to think he is so we can argue. This is no fun, McDougal. I want to have a, I want to have a back and forth. Well, that was like two months ago when they first got him. Well, yeah. Well, McDougal's a fraud because two months ago they had us here. Okay. This is where McDougal annoys me. McDougal annoys me because two months ago they had us. Okay, this is where McDougal annoys me. McDougal annoys me because two months ago they get hardened and it's, oh my god, there's finally a legitimate superstar to play alongside

and be, let's go. And they have a couple games that they win and they're both scored and they're throwing alley-oops and oh my god, this team, we finally did it. We finally made it happen. And then if you were to dare say, wait until you see him in the playoffs or you guys don't know, it's fuck you, bro. You're just mad. Oh, Philly lives rent free in your head. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Now they're able to shift gears and go, yeah,

we always knew he sucked. We always knew that he sucks. Like, no, you didn't. You're full of shit, McDougal and admit that you were wrong. Same way with this Joe Girardi. When they hired Joe Girardi in Philly, I said, it doesn't matter who the manager is. The player's got to be better. Baseball managers mean dick. You know who they want to fire today? Joe Girardi. You know who they loved when they hired him because he had won a World Series and we finally got rid of Gabe Kapler and fuck him? They loved Girardi. Year and a half later, they hate him. You know who they hated? Fucking Gabe Kapler, who's five games over 500 against early, but they were a good team last year, and they're over.500 this year in San Francisco. McDougal is an inconsistent putz,

and he'll never admit that he's wrong. There. Now I'm done talking about the Sixers. I'm not going to break down that. I will break down Memphis basketball all day, but I will not break down the shitty 76ers. I also hate how spread out this Warriors-Grizzlies series seems. All these other series seem to be pretty

consistent. Game two was on Tuesday. Now we've got to wait until Saturday for game three. It's absurd. Hockey just rolls out and they say, your fuckers are playing every other day. No, hockey doesn't give a fuck. I like that. Like Boston, not Boston, but what was that? Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh

went three overtimes or two and a half overtimes on Tuesday night. And basically they played almost two full games. And now they're back a day, like half a day or a day later like, well, let's go. I had a nice parlay hit last night, though, that involved. Like this was one that spanned. It was an all day long seven leg parlay. Those are fun.

And it involved the Astros needing to win. Like this was one that spanned, it was an all day long seven leg parlay. Those are fun. And it involved the Astros needing to win. It involved the Tampa Rays needing to win. So the Astros won easy. Verlander was pitching. They won seven to two. It was never really a competitive contest. Then I needed Tampa to win. Well, first, then I needed some random soccer game like in Guam or some shit to have a goal

in the second half. And I got that easily. Then I needed the Real Madrid and, uh, man city game to have both teams to score. Neither team had scored into like the 70 somethingth minute. And I'm like, well, I guess I'm not going to hit it. And then man city scores and they're in the champions league thing. So basically they had a five to three aggregate goal advantage. So they were going to advance. Then Real Madrid scores to tie the actual game at one late, like in the 85th minute or something. Then they come back again and score again and it goes to extra time and they, or whatever. And then they end up winning the game there and advancing. So I got that one. Then Tampa's tied nothing, nothing. And like the eighth inning. They score three runs there and end up winning. Then it came down to three hockey games and I just

needed two goals from three different teams. I needed two goals from Boston. I mean, there was minus five. That wasn't looking good. They didn't score their first goal in that game. They got their ass whipped, but they didn't score their first goal in that game until about five minutes to go in the second period. And then they scored the second goal, I want to say, with like seven minutes to go in the game. Tampa, I had the Lightning to score twice and they dominated. They scored five. That was easy.

And then I needed the Blues to score twice and they didn't score until over halfway through the game. And then they scored in the third period to get their second. And then, boom, we hit a parlay. Life was good. It was like 250 to win like 2200 so bang victory is ours i say now don't get you know crazy and start putting down like thousand dollar bets again because you've kind of adapted the new way where you do like you know 10 50 even 100 right yeah i don't. I did do one big one. It was on game six of the Memphis, Minnesota series. It was like even money.

And I had to put something in because we were leaving. Yeah. So, and we weren't going to be able to bet on the app in Pennsylvania. So I said, screw it. I'm going to, I think I put in like 500 on that one for them to win. And they did. But you haven't had to put in any actual money. No, not in a long time. Okay, good. I'm just making sure you're not back to your gambling addiction ways to win, and they did. But you haven't had to put in any actual money in a while. No, not in a long time.

Okay, good. I'm just making sure you're not back to your gambling addiction ways. No, I should be. I'm pretty solid. As long as there's money in there, I'm good. So I'm pretty solid. Well, because before you got crazy and you kept adding money like every week. No, every hour.

So as long as you're not doing that, because we have a vacation coming up that I'd like to be able to pay for, and we're probably going to have to get, again, two new tires on the Sonata. So. Yeah. So there. Save that money. You would throw in the gambling account for that. Did we talk yesterday about the weapon that the guy used to attack Chabelle?

A very creepy looking gun knife thing. I know. I showed it to you yesterday on here. Yeah. That was pretty wild. And I saw that Howie Mandel fell into the group of people that are like, well, Will Smith opened the door for this. And I'm sure people are ripping him now because, God forbid,

you say that a black guy went out and slapped a dude in the face on stage and that opened the door for other people to do dumb shit. Well, Howie Mandel also defended Roseanne, so he's two for two. Yeah, there you go. All right, who do I need to tell them about? We need to tell them about Aqueduct Plumbing. Aqueduct Plumbing Company, Billy and his sister Mary. And of course, they're in the plumbing business.

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I did send an email today to Richard's wife, Christy, with an idea for a shirt. I sent her the live your life, love your dog, drink beer shirt idea. So we'll see where that goes, see if that gets any mileage on it. I think that's a great shirt. Yep. So, yeah, there you go. That's everything there is today. You know, I've really actually been enjoying doing the podcast the last couple of days.

Well, it makes a difference. It's a whole different vibe. It is. And again, I don't want to make it sound like I'm shitting on the people in the chat ace and and joe we love our chat people but again i think that's why i think like honestly it's a me thing i can't concentrate when there's that's why i never used to look at texts or tweets or anything during a radio show i can't concentrate and i think what happens is it takes me off the path and sometimes that's good to kind of go off but it's hard for me to focus when there's,

you know, 10, you know, like 10 minutes just coming in that throw me off. You know, I also think like our, our chat group, like we've all become like legitimate friends. Yeah. So I think sometimes it becomes a little almost inside. I think that's fair. So the people who are listening to the podcast who don't watch Twitch are like, what, what's happening?

Who cares? I don't get the joke. That's why I think doing like, you know, a monthly or a bi-monthly, every couple week drinking show on Twitch to hang with our friends. I agree. And then try to get more people to join it. I agree. Might be the move.

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tell you this. I feel so good. And there's so much happening that I like. And basically, we left the door open. So that's why we did it. Correct. So we can, if there's some weeks, nothing's happening, there's three, some weeks there might be four or five. Like I'm we're doing another one tomorrow. I'm feeling frisky. So anyway, you guys are great. Appreciate you. And we'll see you later.