The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Josh Is Fat, Deshaun, Beavis and Butt-Head

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

We open the show with Josh realizing just how fat he is. Since he shaved he can see that he's got multiple chins and no jawline. You'd think Jilly would help but as it turns out she's just an enabler. She bought Josh some coconut cake today. Josh is ready to see Deshaun Watson get hammered by the NFL. Josh still doesn't think the Texans were as big of a problem as they are being made out to have been. The gang watches a clip of the new "Beavis and Butt-Head". It's hysterical. Now Josh needs to steal someone's Paramount + log in. Josh was mentioned in a Crossing Broad story about Missanelli yesterday. This wouldn't matter if not for the fact they shared the story about Missanelli's brother calling the show. Josh recalls how great of a day this was. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I don't think that's what we're doing. Nope, we're not. You're on the wrong radio show. I'm on the wrong show. I don't think that's what we're doing. Nope, we're not. You're on the wrong radio show. I'm on the wrong show. I messed it up. Was that a boo-boo on my part? I screwed up. But anyway, welcome in.

Today might go down as the slowest news day ever if you don't give two fucks about January 6th, which I don't, and you don't. Nope. Don't give two fucks about any of that. Don't give two fucks about abortion. Like, if you don't, like, today is a bad day if your goal in life is to avoid all of this shit

because it's just nonstop misery. Because it is every fucking where. Well, yeah, because we were saying, like, we're trying to get away from all the anger and the serious and the politics. Because I'm having fun. See, yesterday we talked about

something semi-political but we did it in a fun way to where people were sending me messages saying that was the funniest fucking shit ever. I just got a Facebook post from someone who said when Jilly compared OJ

to Chaz from Wedding Crashers trying to pick up pussy at the at the uh abortion rallies i spit my drink out i said that's what we're trying to do but today there is not not the uh not the stories out there no i mean it is just non-stop bullshit that i don't care about you know like like i know that there's a lot of people that want to yell and scream about this shit on social media and I get it. And I, you're into that shit.

I'm not, I was talking about this on the Detroit show today that like, like people get into this January 6th shit and I'm like, I don't give a fuck one way or the other. And I think a lot of people don't. And of course some angry woman called and said, I don't think you're, it was the most bizarre call. Cause this woman's like, can I talk to a manager? And I said, sure you can pause for 10 seconds. Come back. Hey, this is the manager. What do you have to say? Oh, and she's angry. Like, I don't like the misinformed opinions of your host. And

I don't think he should be talking about this stuff. I said, well, he didn't give any fucking opinions late. I didn't say that I should have. I said, listen here, you broad. He didn't actually give any fucking opinions. All the only opinion he gave us, he doesn't give a fuck. And he'd rather figure out why gas is $6 a gallon. Uh, then worry about what the fuck happened at the Capitol a year and a half ago. She's like, well, if he were informed, he would know why gas is an issue. Right? So then she goes now understand. I don't know why that's the case either. Cause I'm not that informed, but I don't think this is the place to be offering these opinions. And, of course, you know when people disagree with you politically, even though it wasn't really a political stance, I don't believe.

Like, I didn't get in trouble for it. Therefore, it couldn't have been a political stance. That's the way I judge things on this Detroit station. If the boss bitches at me about it, it means it was too political, which I've really been trying to avoid because I truly think it to be to just it's miserable yes it is so if if the boss said hey good segment then I know that it was fine so all I said was I don't give a fuck I don't care I don't care who did what at the Capitol I don't care about them trying to bring the Trump down I don't care and the woman's point was um the inner well then I don't think you should spread misinformation on the internet about gas prices and everything else. I'm like, fuck.

I'm not spreading. Basically, here's how things work in the radio world or any world, political world, social media world, anywhere you're doing media. If people agree with you, they have no issue with you saying it. If they disagree with you, they say you issue with you saying it. If they disagree with you, they say you shouldn't be saying it. But this woman had a weird twist. This woman was like, well, I don't think he should, I'm not against freedom of speech. I think he should be able to say what he wants, but I don't think he should be able to say that. Say what exactly, ma'am? That he bitched about gas. Well, do you have an answer about it? No. That was my point, lady.

I would much rather you solve this issue. Again, fun fact, fill-up update. We'll call it a fill-up date. Filled up the car today. You like that name? Fill-up date. $72 to fill up the car. It was basically on empty.

And that was with 10 cents off a gallon. Yes. Thanks. Kroger fuel points without that. Imagine how much that shit would have been. It would have been 10 cents more gallon. And there were 16 gallons. It would have been like a dollar 16, a dollar 60 more. So there I saved a dollar 60. Thank you. That's why I find it comical when I hear this shit about, well, you know, Biden wants to, you know, suspend the gas tax. Great. So I could save two fucking dollars.

Great. I can buy a stick of fucking gum at the grocery store. I can buy some pixie sticks with that $2. What can I do with your shitty $2? Figure it out. Ah, boy. God, I hate my face so much. Oh, I hate it. Well, you really butchered it with that i butchered

it but if my face weren't so goddamn fat it would like i didn't realize how fat my face is you know what i'm saying like i didn't realize until i was watching a video today of us bringing some tickets to see motley crew to some nice lady in columbia t Tennessee. It's like a 40 minute drive each way, 45 minute drive. I saw the video and I go, holy shit, you're disgusting. You are gross. Now understand, I proceeded to go eat Chinese food for lunch and I purchased something called like a brownie in a cup, which means I pour the powder into a mug. It's actually in a mug. And you put water in it, and you put the mug in the microwave for a minute, and it makes a fudge brownie in a mug in a minute. You also bought a slice of coconut cake.

In my defense, you're an enabler, just like those assholes in Motley Crue with Vince Neil that we watched last night. He's like, I was trying to go on the wagon, and these sons of bitches were out here like, we're getting hammered, Vince. I didn't even see that fucking cake. And you go, ooh, Josh, look, you love coconut cake. I'm like, look at my four chins. Okay, also, though, like, again, we're back in this thing.

We have the same conversation every, like, two months. Okay, this week we're going to grill. We're going to do grilled chicken. We're going to have a lot of chicken, a lot of grilled steak, everything like that, right? Yeah. And then what happens? Oh, I don't know.

There's not enough propane. There isn't. So I guess we should just go get hot chicken. This is going to be a dumb question, but since we're on Twitch, I will ask the question. Can I return a propane tank knowing that there's still some propane left in it? Because there's enough, like the little red line and the way you run out of the gas and the little line and it's like it's red but like there could be there could be tons of propane left can i return the propane tank with a little bit of propane still in it or is that considered uncouth because in that case

i'll go take the motherfucker back right now because that's why again tonight we were gonna have grilled chicken and instead it's like well can you just make pasta or something i was worried about yesterday well i don't know there's there's probably not enough propane but there's still enough in there so let's just go get hot chicken that was for lunch and i it's and the thing is i like i had goals yesterday i got up didn't you know eat any breakfast i went to the gym and I worked out. I was punching the bag and I came home. It's like, what should we do for lunch? And I'm like, well, in my defense, you said, well, I want some Hattie B's. That sounds good. That was like the fourth thing I mentioned because you weren't responding to anything

I was suggesting. God, my face is gross. Fucking asshole. Joe in Philly goes, hello, Newman. God, my face is gross. Fucking asshole Joe in Philly goes, hello, Newman. God, I now remember that shitty bit. That was in Philly, right? Was it Adam who said I look like? No. Or was it Jim? It was you guys. Yeah.

It was you and Jim who said I look like Newman without facial hair. It's true. God, I hate myself. If you notice, when I take pictures now, I do this. I cover my chin. I am so disgusted by myself. But you were also disgusted with the gray in your beard, so what are you going to do? I can't.

It's like, I don't even mind. Like, I think, like, my face itself doesn't look bad in the sense that, like, now I got enough stubble where I think it's okay. It's the fucking three chins that sucks. And I don't know if that'll ever go away. Is this just my lot in life? Am I going to have these nasty fucking chins? Like where my chin hangs lower?

Like my neck fat hangs lower than my chin itself? Well, it's a surgery for that, I'm sure. Someone get me an endorsement. And then I notice all my other flaws when I don't have a beard. My beard does a very good job of masking all my other facial flaws. But you can't control yourself and then you bite your beard and then you pull all the hairs out and then you hurt your jaw by chewing on your beard hair. Cause see, here's what I see now, jelly. Here's what I see when I look at myself right now. I can see myself right now

on this fucking TV. You know what I see? I see, I see these gaps in my teeth. Like fortunately, like I don't have like a stray hand gap in the front or like an old school Bobby Brown gap, but like I had these little side gaps and somehow they're more pronounced when I don't have a beard, my like bags under my eyes. So I noticed them more. And then I met, like, I honest to God never noticed that I don't even have a jawline because the beard hit all that. Now I look at it. I saw a view of me from the side. I said, holy fucking shit, John Candy. Like, I mean, people said all this shit. We were making the jokes about all the stuff people said about me when I initially got

rid of the beard. Like, well, there's Rosie O'Donnell. There's a fucking lesbian. There's Chaz Bono. You're not lying. Look at me. I'm a godforsaken monster. I am disgusting. Now, I know what you're saying,

Josh, you can fix that by going to the gym. I went one day and I hope I was hoping to make it two in a row. But then today I went and did this bit where I drove all the way out to Columbia to bring this nice lady, some tickets to see Motley crew. What's your excuse tomorrow? I'm going tomorrow. I don't need your bullshit, Jilly. But just remember, that coconut cake that's sitting in there, that's there because you're an enabler. That's the least of the problems. You are the other three members of Motley Crue. Every day. And I'm Vince Neil.

I'm over here like, hey, guys, hey, brothers, I got to stop eating. I got to stop drinking and shit. And you're like, hey, well, we're doing shit, tons of blow and shit. And I'm like, well, I guess I'll just do blow. You're an enabler. Every day I say, let's go to the meat store. Josh, why don't you stop at the meat store? Stop at the butcher store on the way home and get us some meat.

Let's call it a butcher shop. A meat store makes me sound kind of gay. You're like, hey, why don't you stop at the meat store, you fat lard? There's a whole bunch of meat there for you, you fat gay bastard. I don't know why we call it the meat store. You know what really disappoints me? Again, you never actually take advantage of the fact that it's this really great fresh butcher shop. You're always like, oh, I didn't get

anything because I didn't have any out. Well, you could have ordered it. Let me tell you something. You could have walked up to the window and said, hey, I need a pound of chicken or I need some... I need a pound of meat. I'm going to tell you something. There's always an excuse. I'm going to tell you something. And this is the God's honest truth. I'd be okay if I still found And this is the God's honest truth.

I'd be okay if I still found out that gay Mike still found me attractive. I'm going to tell him to say that you're not. Fuck. Well, then now I know your little plans. Now your little reindeer games, you've revealed yourself. But now I feel disgusted. And then gay Mike, usually he comments on everything. As Rich Rose says, you look like grown-up Pat.

What a miserable time. God, I was watching that video, and I'm like, Josh, why do you look this? You're a monster. Just an absolute monster. And I make jokes about it on the Instagram to hide the pain. The pain is there. Well, since we're just going to pile on then, I'll just keep going. It's also funny because you're upset now because we finally decided that we are going to go to this Motley Crue show.

Yep. And you can't find a shirt that fits. Like, look at the audience of Motley Crue and Def Leppard. Yeah. They're not, you know, toothpicks. No. Look at Vince Neil. And I can't find a shirt anywhere that fits they're like you can't cover my stomach like I'm thinking about wearing a tank top

might as well mesh I'm gonna go find a mesh tank top and I'm gonna wear that to the show it's also funny because we were talking about how we were gonna pre-game right yeah and then you realize the show is like seven hours long. That's another thing. And if we pregame, we will fall asleep. This is too much shit. There are too many acts at this concert. You cannot have a seven hour concert.

That is wrong. An outdoor seven hour concert is unacceptable. I don't know who would go to this and truly enjoy it. Like, it's like this. A lot of people have. Okay. I mean, a lot of people and truly enjoy it. Like, it's like this. A lot of people have. Okay. I mean, a lot of people said it's great. Okay, here's the thing.

It's like an overtime playoff hockey game that goes like four overtimes. Like, in theory, you're like, that sounds like it'd probably be epic. But by the middle of the third overtime, you're kind of like, I think this is a little too much. I'm ready for it to be over.

That's how I feel about that concert, and I'm worried about it. And we're getting hosed in that concert because Def Leppard is playing before Motley Crue. Because I'm fine with Def Leppard. I've seen him a couple times. They're fine. Little love bites. Little fooling. I'm there.

That's fine. But if it ended with Motley Crue or Motley Crue before Def Leppard, then we could just fucking leave and say, sorry, Def Leppard, I don't need this shit. I mean, I realize I'm wearing a Def Leppard shirt, but really we are going for Poison and Motley Crue. Really? I'm going for Poison. I don't know that I've ever seen Poison.

I think I might've actually seen them with Def Leppard. Yeah, you went and saw Poison. I saw them with Def Leppard, but I only saw about half of it. Because the reason I went with our buddy is he wanted to see Def Leppard. But yeah, you're right. I mean, because they're rotating headliners so it just happens for our date that we get Motley Crue

as the headliner. But yeah, we could have totally... Look at me right now. As I sit here, look at my chint. And I know you're looking at them because you can't avoid them. I look like Conrad Thompson but without any success I'm like lesser successful equally as fat Conrad Thompson and that's not meant to be a knock because I admire him but it's just an observation I have made oh geez look at me. Like, I look like fucking Mama June.

I look like I should be, like, eating Skeddy, which is butter and ketchup on noodles. Actually, now that you say Mama June, like, that's all I can see with your neck and chin area. You put a blonde wig on you, you get a good Halloween costume. Fuck. Oh, God. This is no good.

Let's see here. What are the folks saying here in the chat? Now, Joe in Philly did go see the show in Philly. We saw the crowd for that show. It was packed. And my thought was, yeah, no shit. It's going to be packed. It's Philadelphia.

If anybody's going to get into the nostalgia of 80s hair metal and fill up a baseball park, it would be Philadelphia. Like, it looked like there was a solid crowd in Miami, decent crowd in Atlanta, Washington, all these places. But I saw Philly and I'm like, that'll be it. That'll be the place. Like they, like, I feel like enough's enough and rat and skid row could play a baseball park in Philly, and they'd fill it up. And, like, the opening act is an ECW show, and they'd put in 50,000 people for it. And yet here we have it in a football stadium,

so that'll be interesting. Yeah, we'll see. Literally three fucking of these panels just fell off the wall. Well. What is happening? I don't know. I mean, then there was a boom last night in our town. And nobody knows what it was.

It sounded like a goddamn bomb was dropped. Yeah, but there was no carnage. There was no destruction. And the police actually sent out a warning, like a tweet about it, or a text rather, saying they were trying to find the source and everything. And they never did so now uh most people believe that it was a sonic boom from like an asteroid or a meteor or some such shit but there was like a flash in the sky and everything it's on like people's ring cameras wow you heard that shit everywhere i know i was very perplexed i didn't know what it was the hell all my shit's falling off the walls what What a mess. Then I go to work and you would

think that this situation's bad in here. Holy shit. Like they're renovating or they're not renovating. They're remodeling the building because someone bought it. Talk about a real brainiac move here. We have to spend like another year in this building that is now owned by someone else and they're renovating the whole thing. There's like nowhere to park. It's creepy. There's these dudes doing construction and they, um, and like the other day battle walked into the bathroom and like, there was just some dude, one dude was shaving in the sink in our only bathroom. And then the other guy was taking a shit in the only stall and they're just chatting back

and forth while they're doing this. Oh, you can just invite battle to come over and do the show here i guess nope not gonna do that he didn't need to know where we live that's not his business why that is not his business at all why i don't know it just isn't i don't make the rules dilly uh boy josh do the show from home well that just ripped paint off the wall but that was that was That was going to happen. This is what happens when you stick shit to the wall. You can either use nails and shit or you do this. I think they prefer you use nails.

No, they don't. They're going to repaint the wall. That's true. What are you going to do? Oh, dear. Well, what are you going to do? Look at that. See, there's paint coming off the wall. Oh, that looks terrible. You know what? That's going to be all over this damn place. Yeah, you's paint coming off the wall. Oh, yeah, that's going to be... Oh, that looks terrible. Well, I mean, you know what? That's going to be all over this damn place. Yeah, you should have found

a different way to hang these then because that's... We'll never get a security deposit back now. Well, then we'll live. Use the security deposit and paint the damn place. We've left places in far worse shape. Make it sound like we're heathens. I don't know. I don't remember any of our walls looking like that. Well, I think that there was some

issues with the walls in Philly. Well, no, because I tacked foam to the walls upstairs. This is using these little sticky things. Yeah, those sticky things are not ideal for this. Well, I mean, there was no other way to hang these up on the wall. Like, you couldn't put nails through them. I mean, you could, but this is my lot in life now. Anyway, so, okay, I can't use thumbtacks, Trevor.

You can't put a fucking thumbtack through this. It doesn't work that way. Thank you. I have used thumbtacks for other shit before. This is very thick. It's thick. Not just foam what i might have to do is take a piece of foam and put it up over those three places right there ah boy mike says or mike loves just says my last apartment charged

me like 500 bucks for some nail holes in the wall see no matter you're damned if you do you're damned if you don't so you do what you got to do if they have to repaint the fucking room they charge us and they repaint the fucking room what are you gonna do you know I mean that's how I mean that's how we're sticking shit to the wall anyway so uh well someone asked earlier about Deshaun Watson did anything actually go down today I think it's two days isn't it like it but I just didn't know if there was any new news. I was looking. I couldn't find anything about Watson today. No?

I could just throw the book at the motherfucker and get it over with. He's clearly a predator. He's clearly a monster. The league wants him suspended indefinitely, and I know they've got to go through this whole charade with their little person, their little fake judge in there going through it. The dude is a monster. It's clear he's a monster. And the only

people who don't think he's a monster are Browns fans or black dudes. Those are the only people that look at this guy and say, Oh, I don't know. I think you guys are a little rough. No, he's a piece of shit. And they're worried because there might be like five or six more of these people to, to allege this against him. And sorry, friends, if one or two people say, if one or two people come out and say he did something, then maybe it's, maybe nothing happened. Bro, when you got like 30 people, like you did some fucked up shit. And whether you think you did some fucked up shit or not,

you did some fucked up shit. Well, that's my favorite part too, is everyone's like, well, he already settled like 20 cases. So, oh, I'm sorry, that four is still just a small number. Like the that's my favorite part, too, is everyone's like, well, he already settled like 20 cases, so, oh, I'm sorry, that four is still just a small number. Like, the dude's a fucking creep. And if you believe, I guess if you read into now

the newest lawsuit against the Texans, they allege that there could be like six more women for like a total of 30. That's what I'm saying, so there's probably going to be more.

There could be. And like, I'm still not totally buying like this angle that Busby's trying to go with where it's like the Texans enabled him because they gave him like a place to get massages. Well,

I mean, I apparently they, he requested a massage table. Like, and that's, and look, and I think the problem is the thing from what I was reading, like with the Texans thing is like the Texans said they had no idea any of

this was happening till like 2021. Yeah. And if this timeline that Busby's presenting is accurate, they knew about it in 2020. Oh, so then it's then, then you start to see where it's like, okay, so why were you covering this up? Why were you?

Sure, but like, I don't think, like, I think the idea is that the Texans just knew that this guy was a serial comer and that he was, you know, just coming on all these women and they knew it and they were like, boys will be boys.

Let's hide this. Like, I don't buy that. They might've thought it was weird and they might say, why does this motherfucker need 60 massage therapists and they might think he's a creep but i mean that doesn't mean that you like you know that he's out there being a monster like you know that there are people doing weird shit like the people that live next door to serial killers generally speaking go yeah we always thought he was kind of weird but we never knew

that he was you know chopping dudes heads off and fucking them like you don't know that like you like you just assume that he's doing weird shit he's kind of out there a little kooky a little quirky but you never actually think that the guy's going to be a serial killer that's got severed heads in an industrial freezer in his apartment but i mean if i read this right and maybe i've got this mixed up a little i didn't read it too in depth but um weren't they saying that the team received complaints from their contracted massage place about Deshaun? I think some of them, yes. And just kind of poof, ignored it? No, I get that.

I'm not telling you that they didn't know something and that they're not iffy. But I think the way people are trying to angle this and Busby's trying to angle this trying to get more money is the whole angle of well the Texans were enablers I don't know that they were enablers I don't buy that you're an enabler that's why there's a coconut cake in the fridge it's a slice by the way not just a whole and I'm gonna eat it now and you're an enabler and that's why I've got this the butcher shop did say it was a really good cake and suggested asking for a full cake. I'm sure I'll be getting one of those soon. I'm going to come home tomorrow like,

hey, can you stop by the butcher shop, or sorry, the meat store, and pick up a full coconut cake, Fatty Magoo? I'm going to go get that damn cake right now, and you're going to try it, and we're going to see. Okay, I'm going to see. Now, remember this about coconut cake. And you're very picky about coconut cake.

Yeah, because I like a thicker icing. I like a buttercream icing and not a whipped icing. How did this become a thing? Wait a minute. We're talking about enabling and like about how like it's your fucking fault I'm fat. You're like, no, hold on. Come try the cake for everybody to see. The Texans knew he got massages means nothing.

See, I agree with that. Like, I think this is people trying to make a big deal because Houston only bangs on the Texans and they like to you know, it makes them seem like they're doing something because they'll never shit on the Astros or anybody else. Alright, so here's this cake by the way. What was your favorite coconut cake ever? There was one you used to get all the time.

At Randall's? I think it was Randall's had the best coconut cake. It had the good thick icing. Actually, no, there was another one. There was a pretty good coconut cake at that really expensive cake place that we would go to. This is a corner too.

This is lovely. I can tell this is going to be a fluffy icing. I'll show you guys that bite there. This bitch. What a monster you are. This is your fault. When I die young, which I think is what you're trying to have happen. I don't know that I like it.

Really? Here's what's weird about it. Like it almost tastes like meat. Well, I mean, it wasn't a bag with meat in a car, so maybe it absorbs some of the meat. But we probably should not have put it in the same bag. Yeah, there's something weird here. I want you to take a bite. No, I don't like coconut.

No. Do it for me. No, I can, I mean, I can smell the chicken. I told you when I got the bag out of the car, it smelled like a bite. No, I don't like coconut. No. Do it for me. No, I can smell the chicken. I told you when I got the bag out of the car, it smelled like a chicken. It's like somebody used the same utensil or something as they used with meat. No, because it was literally sitting on top of a pack of chicken

that was in a warm car. So I think what happens is it like absorbs. But I will say that if it didn't taste like meat, it'd be a solid piece of coconut cake. Well, we'll have to go get another piece and not put it on top of meat. Can we do that in a few minutes? Yeah, we can go back.

Okay. Thanks. That's probably why she asked, like, do you want the cake in a separate bag? Yeah, there's some meat. And you said, ah, That's probably why she asked, like, do you want the cake in a separate bag? Yeah, there's some meatball in it. And you said, ah, it's fine. Yeah, there's something iffy here. But I think this cake has potential. So we need to go in.

Now, it's not my ideal icing. I like it to be buttercream type of thicker icing. But they also said the lemon cake is really good there. See, I would try that. Yeah, that lemon cake can kick rocks. I would try the lemon cake. I don't give a shit about some fucking lemon cake. So am I throwing away the meat?

Yeah, fruit should not be involved with pastries like that. See, and it's got like, you know, the holes in there. So of course, was it osmosis? Osmosis, yes. Osmosis led to this cake tasting like the meat that was under it. Ah, boy. The Food Town in Deer Park makes a coconut cake with a thin pineapple layer in the middle. See, I don't get, see, I have a thought. I have thoughts, friends, about cakes and fruits,

and fruit cakes. I don't believe that a delicious pastry should have fruit involved in it. Now, you want to put some jelly on a biscuit? I'm fine with that. But I do not believe that a cake that possesses icing on the top of it should also have fruit. I was going to say, what about cheesecake with a cherry or a strawberry? That's different. That is a different thing altogether. I'm talking about a cake, what about cheesecake with a cherry or a strawberry? That's different. That is a different thing altogether. I'm talking about a cake, not a cheesecake, which in theory isn't even a cake.

But I'm talking about when people get strawberry shortcake, unacceptable. I don't live that way. Strawberry shortcake is gross to me because it soggies up the cake and everything. It doesn't belong together. Certain things do not belong together. Fruit does not belong on cake. And these are the ABCs of me. I see.

Let's see. Mr. Ocean Colored Pants says, same thing happened to me at a pizza place down the street. Ordered a cheesecake and it had a meat taste to it. So now what we got to do is walk in and just buy one piece of cake, and I'll see if it's any better. Yeah, you just got to keep it separate from the meat. Also, Ian Rappaport does say basically what we just said. The disciplinary hearing for Deshaun Watson in front of the jointly appointed judge

is adjourned for the day. The expectation is it will continue tomorrow. Well, I want to see this guy just get the fucking book thrown at him. Fuck him. And a big part of it is because of the people that annoy me on social media about it that are like, what about Ben Roethlisberger? Great, Ben Roethlisberger had an issue with like one person, and who knows what the fuck happened.

I'd come back to them and say, well, what about fucking Kobe, chief? Kobe might have raped somebody too, but it was one fucking person. Something happened with one person. This guy is a fucking serial fucking monster, and he's a narcissist, and he seems to be an emotionless zombie. Fuck him. Just throw the goddamn book at him. We just saw Roe v. Wade overturned.

You can't sit there and come out and do something that's anti-woman, like not giving Deshaun Watson the fucking book. This is 2022. You can't do that. The people that keep trying to compare it to the Robert Kraft thing fascinates me. Like, again, different massages. One was going and the girls were expecting to just massage him. The other was going to a place that was probably known for seedy massages.

No, they were known for jerking people off. Well, that's what I'm saying. He went to a Rub and Chug. Yes. Yes, there was a seed involved. It came out of the penis of Robert Kraft because that's what happens there. I know. So that's why I'm saying it's strange to me that people keep comparing the two.

Like, well, they didn't do anything with Robert Kraft. Like, well, it's a little different. But here's the thing, though. A little different. You know why that's done. Because he's an old white guy. So the old white guy gets away with it, but the black young guy doesn't. Because the old white guy, one, he's an owner.

So, I mean, or sorry, a governor? I don't know what the fuck they call him in the NFL. But he went to a place where you anticipate getting jerked off. That's what they do. Like, fine. Deshaun Watson went to places, and they're like, hey, we'll give you a massage. All good. fine Deshaun Watson went to places and they're like hey we'll give you a massage all good and then he's like yeah what you're gonna do is massage this penis with your mouth hole would

have been a better look for Deshaun if he did go to the seedy jack like you'd still look pathetic because your girlfriend's really hot yep and you're like I go to 60 different bitches to get jerked off you'd be like cool women would know what they were in for. Yes. That would take away from the harassment and the assault, possibly, you know? Correct. But see, instead you went to these places like, ah, hey, do you rub like shoes? Like, I love, hey, Deshawn, we know what you're about, though, bro. Because some of these chicks were great. They're like, hey, I just started giving massages yesterday.

It's like, perfect. How long have you been jerking guys off? Let me ask you a question. This is your first big time massage. How many times has a guy did a come on you? Well, you're going to get one now. Sounds like you're a pro. Stand by, put on your goggles because I'm going to get really aroused when you start rubbing my thighs. And that's the thing, man, when you get a massage, I know we've had this discussion before, but as a fella, like the last thing you want to do is get a massage i know we've had this discussion before but as a fella like the last thing you want to do is get a boner getting a massage like you'll roll over and break that

thing before somebody you see let someone see that you have a boner right i'd imagine it's quite embarrassing no i've never done it because like it's mind over matter bro you got to zone out of that shit you got to think about every bad thing i've had sex with my grandma every time i've had a massage because you know why? Yeah. You say, Ooh, you know, who doesn't get boners? People who say, Ooh. So I think about a bunch of dumb shit. I'm like, Nope, you got to think about bad shit. Got to think bad shit. That's how this has to work. Cause you don't want to get a boner because people aren't going to be flattered by it. They're going to go, you're a fucking creep.

And then all of a sudden you're in trouble. So you sit there and you don't want to get a boner and you don't want to fart. Those are the two keys in life. Those two things happen. Dunzo. And it's hard not to, man, because it's all nice in there. And sometimes they play very nice music. Right.

You got to be relaxed, of course. Yeah. So you don't want to get down like that. Unless you're Deshaun Watson where you go in there with a hard-on. You're like, all right, guys. Like, Mr. Watson, how? He goes, baby, hey, shorty, I've had a hard-on since Thursday. But it's Sunday.

Yep. I've had a hard-on thinking about you since Thursday. I am excited. And then he starts Beavis and Butthead pelvic thrusting the air. And then they laugh about it. Speaking of Beavis and Butthead, I did see that someone posted a clip of one of these new Beavis and Butthead episodes. Well, it's a new movie. So it's a movie. Okay. And it's on Paramount Plus, so we don't have Paramount Plus. So it's unfortunate that we will not be seeing this because I love Beavis and Butthead.

There's too many streaming platforms. Yep. They're going to eventually eat each other and they're going to consolidate. That's eventually going to happen. They all can't keep existing. But so the scene that I saw on Twitter was one where Beavis and Butthead are in a class and they learn that they have white privilege and everybody in the class is like judging them.

They're like, yes, you're white. So you so you can't do this this and you have an advantage here an advantage here and the light bulb goes off in their mind they didn't realize they had white privilege and now they're excited to learn this information and they're gonna go exploit it and take advantage of it that's funny shit i know i'd like to watch this but i don't know anyone who has a paramount plus either mike Judge would not let us down. To swap logins and whatnot. Although I take that back because Mike Judge, I heard him on with Rogan. Rogan interviewed him.

Mike Judge is a very boring podcast guest. Like, I was excited. I thought we'd get a whole bunch of Beavis and Butthead conversation. Honestly, I felt like he just kind of repeated everything Rogan said. It was very strange. But, like, this clip I watched, maybe I can find it. Holy shit. I was laughing my ass off at this clip.

You're going to get redlined for playing Beavis and Butthead. I won't play the video. How about that? I'll just play the audio. Let's see here. Beavis and Butthead. White. Well, I can't spell privilege.

Then how do you have white privilege if you can't spell it? All right, let's see here. Let's hear a little bit of this. Example of white privilege. And you both have it. What's that? Anyone want to fill them in? Yeah, I'll do it.

Okay, so white privilege is when white people, particularly men, automatically assume they can take whatever they want. And they never have to worry about getting stopped by the police. And they have the inside track for any job they... I've got this one, Aisha. They have the inside track for any job they want. Exactly, Gage. Thank you for that. That's white privilege.

Whoa. And we have that? You sure do. I see. Whoa. I never realized this stuff. Uh, yeah. You've really opened up my eyes. Well, I'm glad we've been able to enlighten you. The real question is, do you think you'll be acting differently from now on? Uh, I guarantee it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too. Step aside, please. We have white privilege. Yeah, yeah, yeah, check it out. Don't worry, it's okay. We automatically assume we can take what we want, and we don't have to worry about the police. It's okay, you didn't know. We didn't either. Good stuff, now. It's okay, you didn't know. We didn't either. Good stuff now.

This is what we were taught, sir. We're subverting existing paradigms. This rules. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad we went to college. Now I have the skills for today's workplace. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad we went to college. Yeah, it's like, now I have the skills for today's workplace.

Well, let's see. What should we take next? Let's take that car. But that's a police car. Beavis, you dumbass. Didn't you hear? We don't have to worry about getting stopped by the police. Oh, yeah. Okay, Beavisis let's tear ass uh sir maybe you didn't know but we have white privilege get your hands where i can see them i think the problem is you're just uneducated. Yeah, we're going to get jobs on Wall

Street. That's great. That's good. I'm sorry I didn't put the video up for you guys to see my bad on that, but I just played the audio for the podcast. Sorry. God, that was good. I'd like to watch that whole

thing. God, that's good. I'd like to watch that whole thing. God, that's good. Double Rod says, I listened to that interview and agree. It was probably why it was one of Rogan's shortest interviews. Yeah, dude, that thing was like, most of his interviews are three hours. This thing was like an hour 10, dunzo. Like it was a dreadful interview. And everything you were, basically everything was a response. So if Rogan was like, yeah, you know, there was this MMA fight and it was uh you know steve smitherson he goes oh yeah yeah

that was that fight with steve smitherson and like it's all the interview was i was really let down by that but yeah i think this beavis and butthead's gonna be fucking good and i'm all here for it like i'm like i'm obviously not gonna watch it because we don't have Paramount Bluzz, but oh boy. Yeah, these streaming services have to stop because I get that's the point. One has one you want to watch, another one has another one, and they think, oh, everyone will just subscribe to all of them, but there's too many. There's too damn many streaming services. And eventually

they'll eat each other, or I'll eat them because I'm fat. Is there coconut on it? But they'll have to. It's kind of like XM. There are only two satellite radio channels and they ate each other. So at some point. Are you paying for Apple TV now?

I think it's like three bucks or something. I forgot how much it's costing me. But I did that because I figured why not? There could be something on there that I eventually want to watch. It seems like Paramount Plus would be the better investment. There's like four things in a row now we've seen that we're like, oh, Paramount Plus. What the hell else? Oh, is Paramount Plus the one where they have the Godfather thing?

I think so. Now, to be fair, I do not care about the Godfather, but the making of it, their show is on there. There were a few things that just in the past couple weeks were like, oh, Paramount Plus. Yep. I think I'm here for that. Might be a better investment than Apple TV. You know what? I don't even think we've ever watched Apple TV.

Tonight, I think we need to look into Paramount Plus. Maybe I'll just cancel Apple TV right now. I thought at some point I'd watch that morning show, and I've watched like three episodes of it. It's like I like knowing that the possibility is there. Like I like knowing that I might be able to watch that at some point, but I never actually do. That's what they want you to think, because they're like, great, we have your money.

Or the same thing with Ted Lasso. I'm like, maybe I'll watch Ted Lasso, and then I realize there's British accents, and Jilly, she can't handle British accents. Also, you've already said that you're going to hate Ted Lasso just on principle. Yeah, you're right. Good call. Because everyone else likes it, so you're like, oh, no, I'm not going to like it. But then how do we watch random Astros games?

I don't know. Well, in MLS. What if the Cardinals are playing? Oh, yeah. And my soccer games that I like to bet on. How will I watch those, Jilly? You love MLS. Without that, how will I make it?

Oh, look, DShell88 says, you have to watch it. I'll give you my login. Hit me in the DMs, bro-ham. I'll be glad to partake of your uh your password and stuff because like we're we're a sharer and we have we have uh hbo max because a friend shares it with us you're not supposed to say that on the internet why what are they going to do what if they're listening who is they hbo max they're not i can assure you they keep saying they're cutting down on this.

Then if they do, they do. But until they do, we share a password. Just like we used to share our WWE Network password with James Lee Mudd so he could watch old wrestling matches. And just like we gave our, was it Netflix to somebody the other day? Just a rando. Just someone sent me a tweet. They're like, hey, can I have your Netflix?

I'm like, yeah, bro. Here you go. Freedom, bro. Fucking freedom. Sweet freedom. It wasn't a rando just someone sent me a tweet they're like hey can i have your netflix i'm like yeah bro here you go freedom bro fucking freedom sweet freedom it wasn't a rando it wasn't but that really sounded good that made me sound badass like you know what you get my password shuts down your account no it all sounds badass until they uh until i find out that my ipad like someone actually got it and uh and like all my shit's stolen. Like I think that's what they said they were going to do anyways. Like accounts that have like multiples that are clearly not in the same household, they're just going to start adding money onto your bill.

I see. Because they have to. I mean, Netflix is like firing hundreds of people every month. Yeah. Apple TV. Now some are saying Apple TV sucks. Here's another good point from SharkbaitTX Now some are saying Apple TV sucks. Here's another good point from shark bait TX baseball on Apple TV sucks. Picture is great, but announcing this high schoolish,

I'd argue it's below high school. I did play by play when I was in high school and I was better than those people. Uh, it sucks. It's really bad. I don't care if it's a man, woman, whoever doing it, it blows. Um, you would think all the money they invested in that they'd be like you know we're gonna do we're gonna get some high quality people because like isn't amazon like i just read that they're getting is it amazon who's doing the thursday night games that has the whole package now or apple tv one of them amazon and uh and they hired carissa thompson to do the thursday night football she of a lovely beaver, which has been just violated just angrily. I would imagine at some point by Jay Williams, um, she'll be hosting that, I guess, on Amazon

on Thursday night football. Honestly, I don't think it matters who the hell you hire to put on these things. People will watch it. And the other report is that Aqib Talib is also going to be on there. I do like, well, I'll know how Philly feels about Aqib Talib. Philly is not a fan of black football player announcer guys, especially those who do not speak white. And Aqib Talib, he falls into the category of black dudes who do not speak white. And that will not be popular with them. But at least he won't be doing the actual game, so he'll just be doing the studio stuff.

Is it Joe Buck, right, and Aikman are on? That's where they moved to? No, they moved to ESPN. They're doing Monday Night Football. Who moved to Amazon then? Al Michaels. And we say he moved. He got fired.

They removed him from NBC, this legend. They're like, deuces, bro. Mike Tirico. Another known predator, by the way. He just had the good fortune of being a predator in a past life before there was an internet. But he'll be doing Sunday Night Football, and now Al Michaels is over. i don't know who his partner oh it's what's a kirk herb street yeah kirk herb street's gonna do games on amazon with al michaels uh let's see here the announcers

are so bad the guy said kyle tucker's grand slam was a rally killer because there was nobody left on base now there's a point to be made there. I feel like you say that all the time. Well, and you know who I got that from? I got that from a fellow that you might know by the name of Larry Anderson, who used to pitch for the Astros and the Phillies, and he's a Phillies broadcaster off and on still. It is true that a—now, it depends on the point in the game and stuff, but if you have no—if you've got bases loaded, nobody out, and you hit a grand slam,

well, the bases are clear, and it's basically a clean slate for the pitcher. You don't want to give up those runs, but it's a clean slate at least. Honestly, as opposed to a grand slam, you'd rather have three straight singles after that and just keep the line moving, or a double and then a single, because it keeps people on base, and when people are on base, pitchers have more pressure. A grand slam, and it's like, well, shit, that sucked, but hey, clean slate, let's go. Tirico is a stalker, Josh. There's a difference. Good point, Double Rods. I take that back. He was

not a predator. He was just a drunk, horny guy back when it was okay to be a drunk, horny guy because there was no internet. They went on to score four more runs that inning. Well, then that's different. Understood, M.W. Solgrove. Let's see. Logging into Josh's Netflix just to see the only thing he's ever watched is Cuties 700 times.

That is not true. I have watched Hoops 700 times and Dawson's Creek. You dick. Lots of Dawson's Creek, you dick. Lots of Dawson's Creek. A friend of mine texted me the other day from high school, and he goes, when's the last time you watched Dawson's Creek? I was like, me and Jilly watched the whole series maybe a couple years ago. Does that sound right?

Watched the whole damn series. We finally finished it. He goes, really? That recently? I said, yeah. He's like, I'm trying to get my girlfriend into watching it, and she thinks it sounds kind of dumb. I'm like, well,

I think your girlfriend's kind of a bitch and I think you should leave her. That's the point. You do it to make fun of it. It's not like you turn on One Tree Hill and you're like, I watch it because it's good. You're doing it because it's dumb. The same reason we watched all those seasons of The Secret Life of the American Teenager

because it was stupid. And you'd go back and watch all those again. I would do that today. If said Josh you have options you can watch you know whatever the like stranger things or you can re-watch every episode of of uh the secret life of the American teenager I will be taking secret life of the American Teenager all damn day. Not even a debate. Because have you guys watched it? People in the chat, did you watch Secret Life? Like, did we buy DVDs of that? Yeah.

To catch up. This is back before, you know, you would flip on, you know, every show had, you know, on demand and shit. Yeah, we bought all the seasons on DVD. We bought them and then we eventually picked up with it live. So, boy, that's exciting. Uh, so I might do that again. Fuck it. I might get, I might get wild. I might get wild and watch that shit while I eat my new piece of cake. Just start watching. It's a great show and it's so over the top dramatic. It's almost like watching the room, but a TV show about a girl getting pregnant at 16.

Like, it's that ridiculous. So I think you should do that. I had a buddy, a radio guy here, that sent me a message, and he goes, what is Wing Bowl? I know this is random, but he goes, what is Wing Bowl? I go, eh, it's just this huge radio event. Arguably the biggest radio promotion ever, but really it's just a bunch of really

disgusting Northeastern gross people taking a day off of work, clogging toilets, fighting each other. And why did they stop that? Because it was like, was it a cancelable event now? Because, you know, broads and boobs and flashing. Well, I think that was part of it. I think they also canceled it because Angelo was retiring and nobody else was going to be able to do it.

But I think the bigger issue was the cancel culture part of it. It's like, yeah, it's kind of had its moment. It's over. Hammered at six in the morning, flashing shit. Yes. Totally. Like the past, the last two years of it, they were like, yeah, don't let women flash the camera.

Yeah. That was wing bowl. It was gross. The whole events grows. But it was like the biggest radio event ever. And I was like, why? He's like, well, you know, I'm just, I'm studying up on angelo because i you know i heard he's retiring so i'm just curious to see what he sounds like like cool you still never got angelo on this

podcast and that was like six months ago i know i gotta do that he's gonna think you're a dirty filthy liar no he doesn't angelo would never feel that way about me he probably already does anyway so um also and the and here's the thing. Talk about enablers, right? I don't see a lot of shit because I don't go searching for shit. I didn't go searching for coconut cake today. You brought it to me, right? There was that.

Well, also, I don't see shit from Crossing Broad. I don't follow them. I have them muted on social media, so I never actually see it. The only time I see anything that they write or any of that was when people send it to me. So yesterday, somebody sent me a link to a Crossing Broad story, which was, get this, the 15 best Mike Missanelli radio war stories. Great. And I said, okay okay i'll bite so i clicked on it and i'm fairly certain

six of them included something involving my show i'm like i mean but this guy a fucking loser i think we all know that but um it was like the time that mike missanelli's brother called mike well that was one of the greatest things that's ever happened they might might actually have some audio of that. Well, now I've got to go look. I was going to say, I wish we had that audio because that shit was hilarious. The gynecologist who was the first doctor by the way when we moved there because I didn't have insurance at the time. We weren't married.

When I bought the, or I didn't have insurance, so I had to find somewhere that would take like the like state something that I bought for women's health and I had to google gynos and the first one that came up was something Missanelli and I was like well that's probably not a good idea there's the guy and thank god I didn't like because he was right by our house yeah so I think they eventually started recording at some point oh I guess maybe

it doesn't exist anymore darn Iarn, I thought it did. Because there's audio, WIP CBS, darn. But like looking at the transcript of it, it says, Missanelli, there you go again. Although they made you successful in your mind, so you must be worried about it. Ennis, no, I'm not concerned. He's concerned. He's the one who said he'd never talk about the show, and now he is. Your brother's career is over thanks to me.

I'm putting your brother in the ground ratings wise. He has no chance. He starts to talk and I interrupt and go, hey, can he join the family business and look at vaginas? He was number one in Arbitron for decades to which I go, decades? Decades? Yes, decades. God, you're a liar and you're full of it just like your brother. You guys are peas in a pod. Are you sure you're not really him? Here's what you want to do. You want to meet me somewhere in the parking lot and let's just do it? To which I respond, oh, so now you just want to fight?

I'm just calling you on your BS and now you want to fight? To which he says, there's no reasoning with you. I'm not going to reason with you about your loser brother. I say, I just want to see you in a parking lot to kick your ass. That's all I want to do. So what are you going to do? Are you going to lose your license over fighting me? This is how stupid you are. How would that make me lose my medical license? If you just attack somebody in the parking lot, you're probably going to jail, John. That's not true because you're doing enough to provoke. My God, they're stupid people.

I'm on the radio talking. You called up to have this discussion, you meathead. I wouldn't let you anywhere near any woman. I know, I wouldn't let you anywhere. Hold on. I wouldn't let you anywhere near any woman I know's vagina. See, there's no sense in talking to you because you're always going to be a smart ass. You're a smart ass professional, sort of radio way of twisting things. What did I twist? You're just like your brother. You complain about stuff. I'm not going to talk to you anymore because you've demonstrated you are the Philadelphia,

who you are to the Philadelphia public. The Philadelphia public loves me. I am Philadelphia. This show is Philadelphia. Your brother's show is dead. I love Philadelphia. These people are ready for change. Your brother blows. I don't go anywhere in the city and they talk about you. Oh, well, oh, well, you must not be going to philly.com and blogs. And you know what? I don't look at ratings and see your brother. Again, imagine if I would have gone to this gynecologist. I know. Then the Missanelli brother goes, I'm not going to talk to you anymore. What I'm going to do is this. Don't ever get into a situation where I'm near you. Oh, so now you're threatening me. So if I, uh, so if I were your brother, I would have already called the cops because your brother is such

a pussy that he doesn't have the balls to do anything either. This is the guy that came out, by the way, and called the cops because we sent him flowers. And why aren't you listening to your brother's show? You're just like all the other liars that call. The other liars that call. You know what they do? They go, oh, I listened to you during commercial break. No, you don't because nobody listens to the guy's show.

I am Philadelphia. during commercial break. No, you don't because nobody listens to the guy's show. I am Philadelphia. I love Philadelphia. And I love the people here. And I love having the number one freaking radio show here. And I will continue to do so. You didn't. What? Spoiler alert.

You didn't. Narrator, he didn't. The station is dead. That entire thing is dead. God forbid who he is going to have call up next. Is his mom going to call me? Is his daughter going to call me? Is his daughter going to call? At least I don't have my daddy calling the radio. There you go. So boy, how could

you not be entertained by that? It's really a shame that audio doesn't exist anymore. That had to have been one of the more entertaining things in the history of anything ever. That's fucking great. Oh, boy. Anyway. On that note, tell them about Aqueduct Plumbing. Yes, I will. Aqueduct Plumbing Company. It's Billy and his sister Mary. God, those fucking lines in that were just class. I was a fucking psycho.

I am Philadelphia. That's what Andy wanted me to do. Just that kind of shit. So I was doing it, man. I am Philadelphia. Well, I look, that's what they, that's what Andy wanted me to do. Just that kind of shit. So I was doing it, man. I mean, look, that's compelling radio right there. Your competition's brother calls and wants to fight you. And it turns out he's a fucking gynecologist. So you call him the vagina doctor the whole time.

My God, that's compelling. Nobody's look, look, nobody's doing that kind of compelling shit on the radio. You can say it's immature, whatever. That's compelling. You are not turning that off. Are you really going to flip over to Mike Missanelli to hear him doing general knowledge Tuesday or whatever? Are you going to listen to me fight with his brother? That's compelling. Anyway, Aqueduct Plumbing Company, 281-488-6238. Of course, I mean, they've been at it a long time. They've been with us for a long time since back in the seven 90 days. And, um, I tell you, Billy Brown's a great guy, great family. They're just good at what they do, man. Repipes leak detection, camera inspection, plumbing

fixtures, water heaters, tankless water heaters, water filters, drain cleaning. They do it all. They kick ass. And I would urge you to use them if you ever need any plumbing work done. So reach out to them at Aqueduct Plumbing Company, 281-488-6238. Excellent service, great people. Get a quote if you need any of this done. 281-488-6238, AqueductPlumbingCompany.com. They are at your disposal. Ah, boy. Ah ah what a time you know like sometimes i do sit there and i go god i miss doing that shit because it's in me it's in there there's just

no reason to do it anymore i mean what am i gonna do now it's usually looked down upon by employers yeah and and what am i gonna do go after some slapdick Hooterville radio in Nashville? Like, everybody with a brain knows that this is all bullshit radio here. It's a bunch of dopes. So, I mean, what am I going to do, fight with them? Nobody would give a fuck. And I don't need to fight with anybody because I'm kicking all their asses. So what would be the point? Although I was kicking his ass at the time, too, but I couldn't stop going after him.

If I would have stopped just a little bit sooner, like, would have let that be like the apex like what wasn't in that transcript was that like Eskin starts going off on him too and I remember us leaving that happened when we were at a training camp and we were in one of these little trailers doing the show from there and we're both leaving and I'm like dude that was fucking great shit. Just awesome. And just nobody does that kind of shit anymore. Because they ask you not to. Yeah. The world sucks now. It does.

But what are you going to do? Maybe it'll all come back around again. You've been saying that for like five years. It probably won't. I tried listening to a couple of sports talk stations in Houston the last couple of days. Absolutely horrible. I even had to turn off John and Lance after five minutes. And I used to love listening to them couple of sports talk stations in Houston the last couple of days. Absolutely horrible. I even had to turn off John and Lance after five minutes, and I used to love listening to them. I like those guys.

So I have nothing against them. But, you know, I often wonder, though, it's like, will somebody pick up the phone and say, listen, we know you're killing it in rock radio, but can you come back and make sports radio interesting? But don't fight with anyone. But don't fight with anybody. But don't fight with anybody. Don't talk shit. But what can you do? And the other part is, like, a lot of times people will message me and say, man, I'd love to have you back on the radio in Houston.

Here's the negative about Houston. The sports radio is all on shitty AM stations, which are dead end. Like, you can only get so high. Somebody brought this up, and then I'll be done here, but somebody brought this up the other day. Actually, I got a text from Seth about something, and I was thinking about when he was on the station doing the show with Meltzer and me and Rich Ron. That was kind of the last time that sports radio there had a real pulse. We were crushing it. We had impact. Nobody else did. We were making impact. I don't know that you can do that in Houston anymore, especially with one FM. That's a, you know, a dinky rimshot FM. And then you've got, you know, 2am stations that, that just aren't

doing anything aggressive. I mean, I don't know if this kid's any good or not, but like 610 hired a program director. That's like 25 years old. I, I think it's 27. Some young kid like, like I got underpants older than you kid. I don't know. I don't, that's not true. But I mean, that's kind of the way it goes. That job was open for a hundred years. That, that program director job at six 10. Why? Cause Odyssey, which I saw a story today, their stock is a dollar. I don't know how much I hearts a story today their stock is a dollar i don't know how much is but odysseys is a dollar and um that like that job was open forever and i'm thinking that they're just not paying anybody well that's probably why they hired a young guy probably because i mean

geez uh mad radio was a great midday show i agree agree But you did make waves on 610 I did but that was also a decade ago People forget that I left there in 2013 8 years ago 9 years ago shit I got there like 13 years ago Jesus Christ I'm old And to put it full circle I'm fat

In the face mostly Well all around But anyway alright you guys are great Make sure you tell your friends about the pod. I think this fall, I think shit's going to blow up again. I'm going to get a couple more sponsors back engaged with it, get locked in again. But tell your friends about it. All we need to do is rip off PK and just get stickers.

Where are you at, Harold? Harold, we need a, what are those things called? QR code. I'm so locked in that I don't even know what it's called. Harold times that he can do that i know that but we were he was waiting to see what you were going to call the podcast that's true okay i have a lot of shit i need to do before like august yeah and i have all day to do it which is a good thing but i just got to get on it and kind of get shit going again but uh i'm actually kind of enjoying it again because it's not angry it's just shooting the shit and having a good time so uh but yeah i'll just rip off all of pk's stuff and uh see what i'll do i gotta check in with him

and see how their numbers are doing because they got stickers everywhere everywhere i mean and they do a good fucking job man but pk is one of my boys so i love him and i tell him that all the time especially when i'm hammered i'll send him text like bro you're fucking legendary bro bro you're lazy no bro you're legendary, bro. It's a shame we couldn't have worked out the dual live event, the duo. But I would urge all of you to go. They're doing their live event in Houston, right?

Well, I don't know if they're going to do it now. Oh, no, because we couldn't team up. Oh, that sucks. I feel bad. But they're doing one in Atlanta. Hey, Brad Hall will make a road trip to Atlanta. By the way, speaking of road trips, then I'm done, I swear. So we were talking about how Dad's got a concert coming up. Is it in November?

October? In Missouri, in Poplar Bluff, where I was born, Dad's hometown. And Lee Greenwood is going to be there, and his opening act is Cowboy Ralph. And sure enough, after we talked about that, I get a text from Brad Hall. He's like, bro, we can make that drive. That was like nine hours. I mean, bro, I'm there. It's happening.

So I think we might have to make a trip. Dad, we'll sure love to see you guys. Is John Cascio coming? I haven't told him yet, but I guess I should. You should. Make plans on a Monday night or Tuesday, whenever it is in October. Especially because they've got to plan ahead now with these flights and everything. That's true. But yeah, it would be Lee Greenwood, old LG, he of God Bless Canada fame,

and Cowboy Ralph, who is famous for Walmart Honeymoon. So there you go. Also, thanks to Brad Hall for that Texas shirt that I got in the mail. We were wondering who sent that. It was Brad Hall. Great shirt. By the way, the Buc-ee's and everything. By the way, the Buc-ee's opened, right? The new Buc-ee's opened here like an hour away from us yesterday.

Can we stay at your old house? Well, I didn't have an old house there. Fun fact, friend. My grandma lived in a place, but then before she, like I don't know when she left that house. I'm fairly certain my grandma never paid bills. That's why she had so many different phone numbers. You remember that?

I'd get a new call from a number. I'm like, who the fuck is this? Grandma would leave a message. Josh, it's Grandma, hon. I have a new phone. Yeah, because you don't pay your phone bill, so you just keep buying burner phones. Bless her heart.

What a lady. Anyway, now I gotta go. We gotta go pick up Luther at daycare. Anyway, we love you guys, and we'll see you later.