The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Josh Loses His Mind

Episode Date: April 19, 2022

Josh and Jilly open the show with Josh reading comments from the Twitch stream. Somehow Josh gets set off and just unloads. It's a bizarre rant. Josh and Jilly make fun of Joe Biden's interaction with the Easter Bunny. Josh explains why he wishes he could be full of shit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is the Josh Innes Show. Yeah, it is. Welcome in, everybody. Tell you what, I've excited because I've been TikToking. You're obsessed. I really enjoy it. Welcome to like three years ago. I know. I'm behind the times, but I really enjoy it.

Just a little bit. When are you going to start cooking us some of these delicious recipes you find us on TikTok? That's what I want to know. At some point. When's that going to happen? I told you, our kitchen is small. It makes me claustrophobic. Well, deal with it.

Well, maybe. But I love watching these videos. Like, I watch the ladies cook, and you don't even see them. They're just cooking, and they narrate the videos, and they're great. And then, like, there's tons of videos of people having their zits popped, and it's just fantastic. It's all the things that I love. Watching ladies cook, watching giant zits. Like, this is a weird thought.

But I've been thinking about this while watching all these videos. So what I see from this is that I would at some point like to have one of these gigantic zits just once. So I can experience what it's like to pop one of these bad boys. They are incredible. Now I get some zits sometimes. And they're like, they're whatever. I don't get a ton of zits. I've been fortunate in my life to not be you know a zit covered individual but some of these people have these zits and it's amazing how they exist like they're just ginormous and then like like it takes like a thousand squeeze you have to ease that shit out

of there you gotta ease it out ease it out and love watching that shit. And I don't care what any of you motherfuckers say. I love it. Nasty. I love that. I love watching the ladies cook. I like the dog videos. And one of these days, I'm going to do something that catches on, and I'm going to blow up on TikTok.

TikTok is where I belong. Well, you have to create a dance then. Well, that too. You've got to be creator. You'd be the first one to use one of these songs and make it, you know, like some random song. Like find a hair metal song that everyone else except you has forgotten about. So something by Night Ranger. Throw it on there.

Do a dance. And then next thing you know, Night Ranger will be like on Top 40 Radio. That's how TikTok works. Well, so basically what has to happen is I have to do something that is like really lame because I'm a white dude. It has to be something that's so embarrassingly bad that everybody does it to mock it. Because I'm not going to do something cool because I'm not cool. No, you just have to come up with a challenge or a dance. Who is it?

John Fogerty has had this giant resurgence because of TikTok. Well, I'm in on it. I'm going to figure something out. TikTok is garbage and almost as bad as Twitter. I don't give a shit what you fucking say. That's fine. Twitter is truly a cesspool. Twitter is the worst.

Let me tell you what happened to me on Twitter today. I was violated. Well, because again, you don't understand that sarcasm is not read on Twitter. But let me explain what happened. So yesterday, Pat McAfee and his boys were celebrating that they did away with the masks on the planes. They're all celebrating and happy. And when I watched that yesterday, I thought, you know what?

That's going to piss a lot of people off. Of course. And people are going to get very angry, right? Okay, fine. It did happen. And he talked about it today. I saw the video pop up on Twitter. And they're talking about how he's evil and they're never going to listen again and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Cool.

So I jump in the comments and respond with, boy, Pat's dangerously close to joining that list of wacky right-wing zealots. And I believe I said, I don't have the exact quote, but it was something along the lines, boy, he's about to jump on that list of right-wing wackos right up there with notable Republicans, Joe Rogan and Bill Maher, LOL, ha ha. And just about, he said, so I jumped in the comments. That's where you should have stopped yourself because the only thing worse than tweets themselves

are tweeting in the comments, especially when you have the verified check. Yeah. You're just asking for nonstop, and then you're going to bitch about it and say, oh, everybody hates me. No, I don't know. I'm not talking about everybody hates me.

I don't give a fuck. I don't know these people. They don't know who I am. I'm annoyed that they're stupid and don't understand sarcasm. Every time you respond to anyone, you're like, why are these people in my mentions? Why don't they stop?

These people are dumb. False. What do you think they're going to do? I thought because they shouldn't be that stupid. How hard is it to understand the joke? Why do we have this conversation at least once a month? I'm sorry that I'm brilliant. I'm brilliant.

Sarcasm does not exist on Twitter. I am brilliant. You can't do it. And they're stupid. And, like, I thought that, like, I thought his audience, I don't know why I thought this. I thought that the audience of the Pat McAfee show would be a slightly smarter audience than say like, Hey, I listened to sports talk seven 90. No, there's, you know, I thought they'd be a little bit smarter, a little bit more hip

to the jokes and not be so self-important. No, they're just angry white dudes bitching. Cause they thought I was ripping Republicans. And it like, by the way, all groups are fucking stupid on social media. I know that most of our audience are like right-wing Trump people. You guys are fucking idiots. All your people are. And all your liberal people are fucking idiots on social media.

They're just fucking stupid people. And no side is smarter than the other. I might think that the Republican people, I say even Republicans, I say that whatever, there's more common sense with some of the people in here than you see across the board in other places, but everybody's fucking stupid. Like basically I thought the Pat McAfee audience would be a hip audience. It would be like, ha, that's funny. They weren't probably plenty of them that are, but those that are on Twitter are dumb. I thought that they would be smarter Twitter people too. That doesn't exist. I thought that for a second

and then as it turns out I was wrong. Like these are the kind of fucking morons that fall for the onion. They're just fucking stupid. They need like an emoji that conveys sarcasm or a font so that you know when you're like you know like all caps is yelling there has to be something done

for sarcasm because no one is going to read I want to dance today. People who don't know you they is just going to read them. I want to dance today. And especially people, people who don't know you, they don't know that sarcasm. I want to dance. So MW Solgrove says equating the left to the right is a lazy take. You're all fucking idiots. I love you. You're all fucking stupid because you're basing essentially your entire existence on fucking politics. You're fucking stupid. And you all whine about shit. You whine about what they're doing. They whine about what you're doing.

You can sit here and tell me it's a fucking lazy take all you want, M.W. Sogrove. That's fine. Call it fucking lazy. You're all fucking insane. Everybody is. When your life revolves around bullshit fucking politics and you believe in fucking politicians and no, here's the fun fact you're all fucking insane all of you we're all fucking crazy it's not a lazy fucking

take the fact that people sit here on social media and fight each other over politics is fucking absurd and like oh and then oh trust me the same people that cry about the fucking liberal snowflakes become snowflakes real fast when the guy gets in the Pat McAfee Twitter and makes a joke about fucking Joe Rogan and they become pussies real fucking fast too. You're all fucking snowflakes. All, everybody is. So we'd like to point our fingers and say, this group's soft. We're all pussies. We all get our feelings hurt over bullshit. And we all whine over shit. So tell me my take's fucking lazy.

I don't fucking care. You know what's funny? What? This lady who's outside pressure washing the deck. She's probably like, what the hell's going on? Probably going to call the police. Oh, God. She may think there's some sort of domestic problem.

Because this house is not soundproof. I'm not saying the far-right MAGA people aren't awful, but they aren't trying to show gay porn to six-year-olds. No, but their priests are fucking six-year-olds. Whoa, if we want to play that game. Hey, we want to go down that route? How about they, like, because the religious people, right, are the Republicans, right? They're the religious people. So basically then all Republicans are bad because Father O'Flanagan finger fucks the six-year-old altar boy.

How about that? We want to go down that route. Boy, this show's really escalated quickly. Let's go. Let's play games. Let's go. I'm down. My whole plan was to just come on here and bitch at you for having your shoes on on the bed.

And that happens a lot, too. Which might be the most disgusting thing ever. And it just bothers you when I, like, tell you, Josh, why are you... First of all, like, why are you just sitting on the bed with your shoes on? What monster does that? Because I'm not just going to take my shoes off. I'm going to need them on. Ew.

Shoes... You just have a weird thing about shoes. Yeah, even that aside, though, shoes should not be on the bed. Okay. Most people make you take off your shoes when you enter their house. CPS took her baby, says all conservatives are Catholic. No, but do you think all liberals want to show porn to their six-year-olds? Probably not.

And most people are right down the middle on most shit as we've discussed that's not allowed anymore he can't be most people are but there's no money in being right down the middle and there's no power in being right down the middle and yes mw sogrove i am right i'm right pretty frequently i'm a very smart individual deshaun watson wants to meet father of flanagan he wants to meet Father O'Flanagan. He wants to jerk off on Father O'Flanagan's daughter. I think that's a new character. I like Father O'Flanagan.

You have Father O'Flanagan. Yeah. Father O'Flanagan, the diddling priest. The diddling deity. No, not a deity. Deacon. The diddling deacon. Although then he wouldn't be a father, right?

Deacon O'Flanagan. The diddling deacon. Although then he wouldn't be a father, right? Deacon O'Flanagan. The diddling deacon. Oh, boy. I tell you. I hate everybody. By the time this one's over, I'm going to blow this whole fucking podcast up. It won't have any fucking listeners anymore because I've told everybody that I fucking hate them. So everybody's out of fucking control. Before it's all said and done there'll be eight people

that download the podcast pretty much and then you'll wonder why well at least i'm being honest that's true at least i'm being honest and i feel comfortable being honest that i think everybody's fucking terrible well you can bring everyone back around now and something i think we all agree on which is thank god the masks are gone in the airport. Yes. Actually, that doesn't bring everybody back around. In this chat. Oh, well, yes, of course. I can bring everybody in this chat back around by saying, guys, I'm burning a cross tonight. That'll bring everybody back around in this chat.

But no, that's been my favorite thing. And I'm bringing a gun to the cross burning too, because I'm American. I love reading the responses to like these news stories about the mask. Colin Kaepernick, am I right? And everyone being like, well, it's sad that I care more about your grandma than you do, and I'm never flying again. My favorite is the people tweeting the airline saying, you know, I booked this ticket two months ago,

and now I want a refund because I don't feel safe flying on your airplane. Like, okay. Yeah, you're an asshole. Actually, I'll tell you my favorite people. My favorite people are the dingleberries that say, oh, at least I care about old people and immunocompromised. Hey, dick face. Two years ago, those people were still old and they were still immunocompromised and your ass wasn't walking around in a mask then. And guess what? There were still flus and other shit going out there that could hurt immunocompromised people.

You know what? Kids have peanut allergies. My guess is you didn't say fuck peanuts forever and stop eating peanut butter. That's why they don't serve peanuts on flights now. A lot of airlines have gotten away with peanuts. Other airlines will have you request if you have a peanut allergy

and then they won't serve it and they'll make the announcement that there will be no peanuts. Well, in fairness though, like I mean if there's some kid on a plane and like peanuts will cause him to go into fucking shock and need to get out his EpiPen, like that's something that could be proven to be an issue. Like there's no guarantee anybody on that fucking plane's getting COVID.

And if they do, there's no guarantee they're dying from it. No more than it would be with a flu or the cold. Take your airborne and move on. Like it's over, kids. Move the fuck on. I just enjoy how some people seemingly think that now, like, they cannot wear a mask. Like, no one's going to stop you

from putting your mask on. It's your choice. Whoa, a choice. How about that? Yeah. And if these masks work, and we've had this argument 800 times, if these masks work and you're wearing one,

then who the fuck cares what I'm doing? Or who the fuck cares what Joe Jamoke's doing? The same people. If you're wearing your mask, you're wearing one, then who the fuck cares what I'm doing or who the fuck cares what Joe Jamoke's doing? If you're wearing your mask, you're protected. Throw grandma, give her two masks if you want. I don't know. Like the same people that want to give infants the choice to choose whether or not they're boys or girls are the same people that don't want you to have a choice

to put on a mask. It's so stupid. Like who wants to wear masks on flights it's incredibly uncomfortable everybody's terrible like and it's because of politics so a lot the pro-mask people are essentially people who their big thing is they don't like trump and trump people and they view people who don't wear masks as trump people. And it goes both ways. But I think in this case, like the left wing wacko people are the same people. Like their whole act is, oh, my God, like I have to wear a mask, even though they don't want to.

And even though it might be causing them to break out, even though they know it probably doesn't work, they do it because they think it's Trump people who are pushing the anti mask thing. So therefore, they're going to keep riding this. And I think they've also become brainwashed. And I think that they've become so comfortable in this universe of being told what to do and they're comfortable in it and they're comfortable in these masks and they don't want it to change because they don't want real life to come back because in real life,

they might have to do something with themselves instead of sitting on the internet pulling their puds all day. The other interesting part about this is, and we've talked about how social media is not reality, I think there's a shit ton of people who just write dumb shit on the internet like, oh, you're killing grandma or oh, I want my refund. They don't

care because you see, last night there were probably 30, 40 videos taken of people on the plane when the flight attendants were announcing, alright, masks are optional. And everyone on that plane cheered. Yes. There was no one like crying in their seat.

There was no one sobbing, demanding to get off the plane because it wasn't safe. No. So I think a lot of these people just do shit for social media. Of course it is. Everything is done for social media. Most people, like, I don't know an actual human person that's like, you know what I like? I like to wear a mask. Masks are the coolest.

I also enjoy our friends in Philadelphia who now have the indoor mask mandate, but SEPTA says you don't have to wear it on the train. That's like their public transportation. As little as we like each other. If you went to the Wells Fargo Center last night for the Sixers playoff game, technically you had to wear a mask in the building, but if you took the train there, you could take that off on the

way home. Or now in the airport in Philly, you still have to wear a mask in the building. But if you took the train there, you could take that off on the way home. Yeah, it's all stupid. Or now in the airport in Philly, you still have to wear a mask because it's an indoor space. But once you get on the plane, you can take it off. Yeah. Science. Yeah, it's all dumb. And it's going to just continue. It's never going to get better.

But again, the majority of people, the vast majority, are people that are just like, whatever. Just let me live my damn life. I'll take covet i'll take that whatever like yeah you know what we've been doing forever we've been taking risks forever i mean every time you got on a plane there's always oh you're gonna play no i'm getting a cold like you know who rules old people like somehow like i saw some like poll done or whatever and it was talking about how the older people who you think should be afraid of the covids actually i think i heard rogan and bill marr talking about this that the older folks who are like like more susceptible to this in theory are the ones that are like fucking yolo i mean what the fuck ever i've made it this long and

the young people are the ones that are like oh oh, my God. Like, oh, please shut up. Yeah. Let people live. How long until Fauci comes out? Now, I'm giving it maybe three, four weeks before Fauci reappears and says, guys, we got a new variant. And this is because you monsters flew without masks. I told you. So I feel like that's coming. I predicted the last one.

I told you, sons of bitches. I tell you. There are just some days I go off for about five or six minutes. I don't know why certain things set me off on certain days. Most things do. Yeah, but some days it's less than others. I just don't feel like being married to one side of things. You know what I'm saying?

And I feel like so many people are. The most vocal people are married to one side of things you know what i'm saying and i feel like everybody like that i feel like so many people are the most vocal people are married to one side of things boy you know what while we're still in politics yep how great were those joe uh biden and the easter bunny videos the greatest thing i've ever seen if you guys have i don't know if you could pull these up on twitter they're fucking great so basically what it is is you've got biden walking around all right and biden is like in an eas Easter egg hunt or some shit, and he's kind of talking with people, and the media people are asking him questions, and whoever is in the fucking bunny costume.

Who I believe was like, not the press secretary, it's someone of some importance that's supposed to make sure that Biden doesn't say something stupid. And the bunny, like the second he starts hearing him say dumb shit, it's like the bunny hops in front of him. I know, it's say dumb shit, it's like, and, like, the bunny hops in front of him. I know. It's hysterical. And it's like, no, we got to go, guys.

It's literally a fucking guy in a bunny suit. Like, I believe he was starting to ramble about Afghanistan because there were some people in the press asking about it, and then this bunny just hops over with, like, you know, the big cartoon expression. He's like, no. And, like, eventually, though, he gets really animated. Like, no, you got to stop.

And then, like, ushers him away. It's great. And then there's like another video where like he and Jill Biden are like welcoming people. And then like they say the little speech and Jill's just like, wave, wave, wave. Like, oh, okay. Like she's like his permanent caretaker. Did I see a story today that he said that he wants to run again in 2024? Yeah.

He's like, I don't know that he'll be alive in 2024. And if anybody actually lets that guy run, like, like, like what are they doing? Like, again, that's where I make fun of the, I mean, there's a lot of reasons to make fun of left-wing wacko people, like the, the alt left wackos. Right. But like, you see these guys, and you get a lot of these dopes, that their whole shtick is it's all Biden, all Biden. They allegedly voted for this guy to the tune of 80-some-odd million votes, the most ever. And this guy, they're all smart, they're all brilliant people, yet they're morons. So if you want to pull this up for people to see, there's the two videos right there.

All right. There's two angles. Let me see here. Hold on. I got to find it now. I feel like we should show the people if they haven't seen it, because it's fucking fantastic. All right. So let's see.

So there he is. Hold on. So there he is talking to people, and then this bunny comes over, and they're like, No, you don't, Joe. Nope. You got to go, go bro he's like no look at me let's go let's go you've got to go it's so good he goes you got to go get out of here and then if you scroll down to the next one there's the other the the even more ridiculous looking. He's talking like, he's like, oh, hey, he's like, hey, let's get out of here. All right. Initially, when he sees the bun, he's like, what the fuck?

It's like he's having a fever dream. What? What the fuck? Oh, it's so good. Oh, no, I never pulled up the damn video. Oh, no. Hold on. So we're just laughing to ourselves. Yeah. Hold on. Let me pull this back. Oh, no, I never pulled up the damn video. Oh, no, hold on. So we're just laughing to ourselves.

Yeah, hold on. Let me pull this back. I'm sorry, everybody. Let me go back. So here's this angle of it. Okay, here you go. Here's this angle of it. Yep.

He's talking. He's talking. She's like, hey, no, seriously, stop. Let's go, you asshole. Up here, Joe, up here. Hey, asshole. At first, the bunny's just trying to casually get his attention then he doesn't turn around he goes he pushes him hey let's fucking go waving of the

let's fucking get out of here joe you gotta stop bud hey sir hey stop like think of the absurdity now trump would have probably punched the easter bunny and then that would have been a whole thing too but yeah the other side here is great too the other angle because joe looks at this bunny like Think of the absurdity. Now, Trump would have probably punched the Easter bunny, and then that would have been a whole thing, too. But, yeah, the other side here is great, too, the other angle. Because Joe looks at this bunny like he's like, what? Like, oh. There's also a video yesterday where he goes to shake someone's hand and no one's there, but he shakes the air. He's like, oh, hell, I've got to shake someone's hand in this shit.

I think he's getting worse. Yes, he's getting worse. He's like, oh, hell, I got to shake someone's hand in this shit. I think he's getting worse. Yes, he's getting worse. You don't get better when you have dementia. It's not like something like, you know what? My dementia's cured. Nope, nope, it's not. It sits still there.

I just love this picture. I just love the idea of the Easter Bunny. Again, just trying to do casual. He's like, okay, okay. No, chill the fuck out. Oh, my said they show me that go up one more and this was the person who was the uh there you go the white house press assistant was the person in the bunny all right this is great so there okay now this is a fine good clear angle here this is a good one it's like hey joe joe let's go joe Joe, let's fucking go. His face is like, what is happening here?

Oh, God, that's spectacular. And you know, Joe didn't know who was in that bunny costume. Oh, look. Oh, this is. Oh, here you go. There you go. Ah, he's like, oh, boy, where are we? And like, just look at him. He looks terrified.

He's terrified and lost. So this is the person, huh? Angela Perez. Oh, God. Oh, that's beautiful. That is spectacular stuff right there. My dude is scared of the Easter Bunny, but we're going to get Putin. We got him.

Oh, shit. That had me laughing so much yesterday. That brought me so much joy. Oh, shit. That had me laughing so much yesterday. That brought me so much joy. Oh, shit. So there was that. That was pretty spectacular. Yeah, that made me laugh. Oh, God.

That's good. Now I'm in a better mood. I'm in a better mood now. I've lightened up a bit now. You know what's hard is like, it's weird because you got to be, like, I can't marry myself to one side. A, because I don't want to, because I don't believe I'm one thing or the other as we've talked about. Because no, I don't believe anybody is. I believe that some wackos for the sake of appearance have to marry themselves to one side of things. But I believe everybody,

I think the average person is down the middle and has some opinions on this side, some opinions on this side. We've talked about this before. Like, I don't want to be someone who is married to all of that. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want to be someone who is on one side of the fence and then I'm yelling at clouds and shit. Like, I don't want to be fucking Sean Hannity or frauds like fucking Clay Travis or, or Matt. I just, I don't want to be those people. Like, I hate the idea of being those people, but it's one of those things where like, you get the vibe that like, if you're going to advance in anywhere, like you got like you have to have a shtick and that shtick has to be either left or right.

And that fucking sucks. Trying to think of anybody that's not like that. That's kind of like down the middle. Tell me somebody who's got a podcast or something that's down the middle like that. That's commonsensical. And I say common sense that aren't clearly biased on one side to the point that they're just a mouthpiece. And who are people that people actually enjoy? You know what I'm saying?

Like, do people listen to Ben Shapiro? Because I fucking don't. Trey says Joe Rogan. I mean, I don't really get into Rogan anymore. I watched the Bill Maher. Somehow Bill Maher makes some sense. Now, Bill Maher, again, he admits that he's very left and he hates Republicans. And now he's considered a Republican. But I don't know. It's fascinating to me. Ranch Wilder says

2022 Bill Maher. But we say that, but I was listening to him on Rogan the other day. He's basically telling you that right-wing people are lunatics still. That's why he's fascinated that people think he's a conservative. Libs think they're better than you because they're willing to suffer pointless self-flagellation, and it's very important to them that you know this. Trust me, but Joe, there are a ton of right-wing people that think they're better than him. Clay Travis is so rich that he wants you to know that, again, these are different levels of better than you, but if we're talking about being better than you and relating to people, how does one read the Twitter of Clay Travis where he says,

I'm rich, I don't know if I'm by a plane rich. Oh, good to know that the guys that drive a truck that listen to you every day and think that you're some everyman hero, you're rich enough to go out and buy a fucking plane. Nobody's relatable. Rogan explores all angles from what I've seen. He does. Bill Maher is a liberal centralist.

He thinks the crazy left-wingers are crazy as well. No, and he does. I don't know, man. I was just enraged to start the day. It's hard because... I was actually kind of shocked by that because normally I can tell when youged to start the day. Like, it's hard because... I was actually kind of shocked by that because normally I can tell when you want to just go off. I thought today you were kind of in a pretty happy mood.

You were all excited about your TikTok-ing. Well, I'd like to see my TikTok start to grow a little bit. Okay, you've done like two videos. I've done like four, and I've been on it for two whole days, and I want my TikTok to grow. Your audience isn't TikTok. I know that. My audience is fucking 80.

I get that. Thank you for i know that my audience is fucking 80 i get that joe thank you for reminding me that my audience is old that i'm an i talk to old people now that's my life old people of detroit josh ennis is here not even old but you know not 17 year olds matt moscona's got like 8 000 people on tikt TikTok Well he promoted the shit out of his for like a while too And he doesn't even have cute dog videos He's just got him yelling about LSU and shit I have a cute dog video And I've got 89 followers, that's it

What a mess I don't know man, it's just It's a weird spot because like I don't know, that's not who just, it's, it's a, it's a weird spot because like, I don't know. That's not who I am. Like, I like to make fun of everything, but my, like, like at times you feel like, well, I got to pick a side. Am I the guy that hates the liberals? Am I the guy that hates the conservative? Like it sucks. It's a bullshit situation to be in. Like, and some people have that ability to do it. Like Clay Travis had the ability to go from being like this lawyer who voted for Obama and worked for Obama and did wacky shit on campuses and SEC schools.

He was able to make that decision to say, you know what? I'm going to be conservative guy that pretends to be in the middle. But really, I know who I'm fucking pandering to. I know who my audience is. It's the Rush audience. And I'm going to get this. And he made that decision. And now he's rich enough to buy a plane. Some people have the ability to do that, but like, I can't, I don't, I like, and maybe this is why

I'm just always going to be what I'm going to be. I don't have the ability to do that. Like, like in the same vein, if I wanted to be Adam Clanton, I could have a job at seven 90 for the rest of my life. If I wanted to say, you know what, I've made a decision, and I use him as an example because he's a turd, but every market has one of those. Now, really, everybody like that. Every market has the guy that's just kind of rah-rah fanboy Homer, shits on the other team's fans, thinks the refs and the umpires suck. Everyone does that now.

If I wanted to do that, I could have a job in any of these cities and I could be that guy. I don't, but like, I don't have the ability to do that. Like I have a bullshit meter that I can't do. That's why, like when I was in Philly, what I love is like, or somebody the other day, somebody from Houston, some rando said, Oh, cause I was, I was responding to something producer Kenny said, and I love producer Kenny. I don't know that producer Kenny believes all like, I don't know that producer Kenny. Again like I don't know that producer Kenny again anytime you respond to anything on Twitter I know but like producer Kenny who I like a lot I don't know that producer Kenny like believes everything he says like I think he's gotten himself into being one of these right wing guys like not even that he doesn't

believe it I think he over exaggerates bullshit that I don't think he really cares about like like because like once you get into that character you have to he really cares about. Like, like, cause like, once you get into that character, you have to like really care about all of this bullshit. And as much as I like him, there's some bullshit I see him tweeting about constantly. And I'm like, I don't think you give a shit about that. And I don't think this fucking matters, but he's been able to do that. I give him credit. He's been able to create a universe for himself where he's Mr. Right wing guy and the liberals are fucking Nazis. And like, he's able to do that.

And I haven't been able to do it. And I don't know that I can. I don't think I can. I don't think I have that ability. Like, but anyway, there was the response to something he said about, um,

Oh, so some guy, he tweeted a video of the shooting at the gallery when those guys are having a shootout outside the gallery. Right. And this guy responds and says, Houston's a shithole or whatever to which producer Kenny responds well you live in Austin right you know like because you know Austin's a shithole too and um I jump in and I saw that the guy that called Houston a shithole had like Bible verses

in his fucking Twitter bio and I said here's what I've learned in my experience. I don't really trust the opinion of people who put Bible shit in their bio because a lot of them are frauds. Not to say they're all religious people are frauds, but like people that flaunt how religious they are, they tend to have skeletons and be frauds. And I called the person a fraud, right? So this guy, another rando jumps in some Houston guy and and says oh josh ennis calling people frauds that's rich here's the thing i'm a lot of shit but i'm not a fraud yeah i would agree with that if i were a fraud i'd i honest god if i were a fraud i would have never left philly because i would have been able to play the fucking role of but and if i were a fraud i'd still be working at 790. In fact, I'm honest to a fault. And I'm sincere to a fault. I wish I could

be a fraud. I got in trouble in Detroit. I've been on for two weeks in Detroit. I got called out by the management there because I said I don't like some of the music we play. If I were a fraud, I'd get on the air and say, let me tell you what's great. Fucking Pink Floyd. Oh, what a band. I don't like Pink Floyd. I guess what I like about program director Jonathan is he doesn't give a shit that I get on the air and say Pink Floyd fucking sucks. That's a rare one, especially with music. And so, and I got in trouble for that in Detroit. They're like, yeah, we had to delete your Facebook post. It was getting a lot of traction, but we had to delete it. And I'm like, all right. I mean, I don't know what you want. Like, I wish I could be disingenuous. I wish I could be fake. That's

what's fascinating, right? This isn't just about me, but the people who are honest and I guess people just don't like honesty is so rare that people like they view honest people as fake and they view fake people as real. And I think it's because the fakeness of people tends to feed what the, the, the other people want it, what like their preconceived notions and their biases. Therefore they think it must be real because they agree with those people because they're feeding them bullshit. You know what I'm saying? And I think that's what I'm dealing with. Uh, but, uh, let's see. Uh, there's a bunch of people fed up with mainstream media. It's how Clay Travis made it. He pandered to an under, uh, underserved demo. Yeah. But, um, I think you could have done that and still not completely. So listen, he's rich. I don't, I'm not, I'm not begrudging him. Um, good for him. Like, you know, I tried to get on his,

like when I, I believed in what they were doing for a long time. Like, I liked it. I was like, yeah, let's call out these dumbass people and the ESPNs and all that. And I tried to get on whenever I thought they were going to have a podcast network. Turns out they didn't. But, like, they were like, cool. Wasn't Cody Stutes supposed to run that or something? Yeah, his existence fascinates me, too. Like, that's why.

Cody Stutes has a job in sports radio. And I played a two for a fucking kiss today. But that's the world. What are you going to do? But, um, but yeah, so, and I tried to get on there and like, they seemed interested, but I don't think they ever launched a podcast network. So it is what it is. I think it's because they lost their big whale. They had a Whitlock and I think his pod was going to be on there and then he left. And so I think that it was bailed on it for whatever, a multitude of reasons. But like the whole thing was I believed

in what they were doing for a while but it became so absurd and it just got to a point where I said like there's no way you believe all this shit I believe that you can believe some of it but there's no way you believe everything you're putting out there and I think

that's bullshit well and I feel like what would have ended up happening is if we did get on like if this podcast network did happen, you would have been way too down the middle to the point that they would've been like, well, you can't say that you can't do this. You can't, you know, like there would have been rules. It wouldn't have been do you? Yeah, no, I'm with you. So I don't know. You know, it's a weird thing. And I didn't, I didn't plan on doing some show today where I'm talking about like the state of media shit or whatever just kind of went that way after I went nuts to start things um but it's just one of those things you know like where you sit back and you're like all right um you know could I be like and I think that's when I get the most angry

and want to fight people and fight with them online is when they say I'm fake. Like, I don't think you can say that about me. Because if I were fake, you can say a lot of things. Oh, you can say I'm a piece of shit. You can say I'm a, I'm an asshole. You can say that what I don't have a filter. There's a bunch of shit you can say. What you can't say is that I'm disingenuous about shit on the radio or anything. Because if I were, again, I'd still be making Buku De Niro over at 790 if I were disingenuous. If I would have gotten on there and said, you know who I love, the Rock and Serba Flavor team, I could have done all that shit.

I don't have the ability to do it. My give a damn is fucking busted when it comes to that. And I don't know. Either I'm a last of a dying breed or I'm just an idiot. That could also be, it could be a combo. You could look at that and say, this guy's such a fucking moron. He can't pretend to like a fucking sports team to get to, to make money. I, it's not in me.

I don't have that. And I'm not doing this to be sanctimonious and I'm not doing this. Like I'm fucking Jerry Maguire and I've got a mission statement here and we need less clients. Like, that's not what this is. It's just, I don't have it in me to be full of shit and I and I would and again I wish I would have because Jim would well Jim's doing fine now with Michael Berry but like Jim would still be crushing and you'd still be crushing and I'd still be crushing if my house yeah all that maybe a Sonata or you

know not a Sonata yeah a Honda you know we You know, something that runs. We'd have two vehicles. Luther would still be at Bessel Doghouse. I'd still be driving trucks that, you know, every 5,000 miles I get to bring them, you know, I get to bring them in and get a new truck every 5,000 miles. All that stuff was possible. I just can't do it. And I know that you listen to this and watch this and say, boy, this guy right now is a politician. He is full of shit.

But I'm not. I wish I had the ability to be full of shit. If I did, I would be so fucking rich and maybe I'm stupid. Like I could be Clay Travis. I'm a better broadcaster than Clay Travis is. I think Clay Travis is an okay broadcaster. He's fine, but I don't have the ability. Like my life is being a radio guy. His life was not being a radio guy. I like, I could do that, you know, but I don't, I don't want to be full of shit. And that's been a killer for me everywhere I've gone. If I would have gone to Philly, like everybody says, they want you to be honest in Philadelphia. No, they just want you to suck farts out of their asshole and tell them how great they are all the time so if you do that they don't give a shit that you're not from Philly they

would have thought you're there for 30 years if you tell them how fucking great they are all the time it's all they want but I can't do that because I don't believe it and that's my that's a problem I was listening to Eric Bischoff talk about something like that today right uh he was talking about certain wrestlers that never got over and they had this idea that was like well that's not something my character would do. And he's like, well, you kind of need to do this or your character's never going to blow up. Yeah, but I can't do that.

And his whole thing was, this is a wrestling character and this is who you are at home. You have to be able to differentiate these two or you're never going to blow up. You can't be like, oh, I live my gimmick and I'm the guy like at home. I'm the same guy. No, be a totally different guy at home, but you've got to do this to make it work. And even in wrestling, I think I could do wrestling because you know it's playing a character. I could do that.

On the radio, I can't fake it and play a character. I can play an exaggerated version of myself and I can yell and everything. You've made the joke before, too, that you should just create an alter ego and just be a character. Oh oh i could do that all day but i can't like josh ennis cannot be anything other than josh ennis i can exaggerate shit and i can sell shit a little bit harder and i can be louder and more abrasive like that one of the reasons people think i'm a fraud is because when they meet me i'm just kind of like yeah hey how are you what i'm just talking oh the radio you're so loud yeah no shit i'm on the fucking radio asshole do you think like when you meet stephen a smith at the starbucks at like

four in the afternoon he's like i want three pumps in my latte i actually do yeah he might be that could be true uh mega blast says i believe you because I'm the same way. My friends even tell me so. I can't be a bullshit or I say what I believe. I wish, now, when it comes to like being around people, I can adapt and be a chameleon all the time too. Like I'm just talking about in a media sense. Like if I'm around my mom

and she and her husband are talking about Trump, I don't have it in me to go, well, I disagree with you here, here, and here, or vice versa. I'll just go, yeah, can you believe those? Because I just, I don't want to fight over things,, well, I disagree with you here, here, and here, or vice versa. I'll just go, yeah, can you believe those? Because I don't want to fight over things, right? And I agree with a lot of stuff my mom and her husband say anyway. But I don't want to get into fights with people.

But that's what I end up, you know, and that's just kind of how I am. But, Josh, your problem is you can't just keep going, always take criticism to heart. But I don't. but i don't but but i don't like i think that's another idea well because you do you encourage the criticism more like you encourage the negativity sure by giving those who are negative more attention but i don't like i honestly i don't take it to heart i'm just fascinated like andy used to do this he used to try to argue with people who would email about how i suck and I'm not from Philly. He would spend so much time trying to convert these people. And I kind of have that same issue sometimes because I'm just blown away by some of this

dumb shit that people say. Like they just have these dumb opinions and I'm kind of like, okay, like, like why? Like you're a fraud. I know I'm not. So you tell me why. Oh, because you came into Philly and acted like you love the birds. Never did that. Oh, you went to the games. Yeah, so what? I tried to kind of, you know, do as the Romans do, but I wasn't some, you know, diehard, you know. Let's see. I'm over that too. I got into where I can listen without giving an opinion. And that's what I do in person a lot of the time, but on the radio, I can't do that obviously. But anyway, a spanking slap. It says your Don is swinging that dick. Yeah. You had some bombs yesterday. That first home run was a bomb, man. It was impressive. It went far ball go far. But anyway, who do I need

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fraudulent, I think this thing would have more listeners. You know what I'm saying? I just, I can't. Like if I were smart, I'd be able to pander to the Philly people and they'd all stay around and listen to this and the thing would be in two major. I can't. I wish I could. It's my downfall. I am a, what's the word I'm looking for? I am my own worst enemy in that.

But I just, I can't. I wish I could. But, you know, I'm full of shit. I wish I could be full of shit. The headphones blew out your ear for punching the screen. Well, I did. My hand kind of hurts from punching the computer at the stage. But the computer deserved it.

Because I tell them that this shit doesn't work all the time. It feels like every day you've gone in, like the past week or so, there's been an issue. Something didn't work, so I punched it. And then, you know, but it still works. So, I mean, it works as it. And then, you know, but it still works. So, I mean, it works as well as it can, you know. But, and I think what happened is they have not, like, the headphones have been an issue. They sound like shit and they have for months.

And I said, just can you fix, like, they said, well, we're missing this one piece. I'm like, well, then put the fucking piece in. Well, we're moving buildings in a little bit. We're moving buildings in nine months. So, like, I'd like to listen to some better audio quality in my headphones. peace and well we're moving buildings in a little bit we're moving buildings in nine months so like i'd like to listen to some better audio quality in my headphones so then i have to turn it up really loud and then i that's a whole issue the whole process you got your own issues in life so all right anyway we'll see you guys later