The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Josh's New Books, Deshaun, A Dumb Teacher

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing Josh's books that he purchased for his flight to Detroit. One is a Jon Taffer self help book and the other is a book about a dog who helped a man lose weight. Josh will probably cry on this flight. This leads to a discussion about why Josh was so angry last week. Josh even had a situation in which he felt guilty about the way he felt. He discusses. Is there any doubt that Deshaun Watson is a creep? Did the Texans aid in his creepy ways? A teacher in Mississippi gave an award to a student and is in hot water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Josh and Jilly with you today. How are you, Jilly? I'm good. Good. I'm glad to hear it. You say we're quitting Twitch. Here we are again. Well, I like to jump on every now and then, chat with the people every now and then.

Can't get enough. I know. Just, you know, today felt like a good day to talk with folks. You know, like we went to lunch today and Luther's at daycare and I felt like, hey, let's chat with some people today. Why not? Is that a bad thing? That depends who you ask.

Podcast listeners say yes. I mean, hey, we'll see. We'll see. But we're glad you guys are with us today. We went to the bookstore because I was looking for some reading material for my trip to Detroit. I was going to Detroit on Thursday. Then Friday, I'm going to do my radio show from Detroit. And then I've got a big party where hopefully listeners show up.

Boy, that would be embarrassing. I'm hoping the guy that hates you doesn't show up and kill you. I don't think he will. Because I'm still concerned. That man's a lunatic. Yes, he is. And I could actually play you something. Someone asked me in the chat earlier, Legends Fence says,

well, what happened to all the voicemails that you used to play? You should hear the voicemails from this lunatic. I got tons of them from the dude in Detroit that I could play for you. But I am going to Detroit on Thursday and there's a party on Friday, a listener party where people are going to come out. We got some t-shirts for them. Hey, that's one thing I can say that we haven't done for the listeners in Nashville yet. We did not get them any t-shirts, but we have t-shirts for the listeners in Detroit. The Burnouts, as they're known. Listeners of the Josh Ennis Show.

And you didn't have to buy these yourself, huh? No, nothing. It's not like it was at 790 where everything I gave away, literally everything I gave away, I purchased. This was not a situation like that at all. So that's good. I know, right? But of course, they said they only got like a handful of shirts. So I don't know, you know, if that's any good or not. Incentive for people to get there early. Get there early

if you're in Detroit, which none of you are, I'm sure. But if you're in Detroit, now would be a good time to actually, now would be a good time to get to the venue. There's one guy in here who's in Detroit. I forget his name now, but he's in here fairly often. Well, that's good then. And I appreciate him for being there. Thank you, friend. But we have this party and it would be embarrassing if nobody showed up at this party. That would be sad is what that would be. Like I would look like a loser. So I have this hope, this big time hope that I, uh, that when we have this party in Detroit on Friday, that people actually show, I don't know what would be a good turnout. 10 good turnout. Were you hoping for like 10? However many, like, how about this?

However many, however many shirts they have, if enough people show up wanting those shirts, I'll consider that a success. Now, maybe I'm underselling this a little bit because I want to be pleasantly surprised. So you undersell and then over deliver. And maybe that's what this could be like an over deliver situation. I'm hoping that's the case. So when we do this party in Detroit Friday, if we're out there drinking beer, it's at a brewery. So hopefully there's going to be people out there anyway. It's a brewery. It's a a Friday they're going to drink in Detroit. That works well for you. It is. That's smart. It's not like I have people going out to like a church or something.

You convert those people. Make them listeners of the show. Work the room a little bit. That would be the goal. Butter the bread. Butter the bread a little bit. That doesn't apply here. You don't know these people. Butter the bread. Buttering the bread is when you piss someone off and then you actually extend a knife.

Yes. To butter. Yeah. I need, but we'll see. I do think, I have optimism that people will show up. I do. I mean, I've had people text the radio station saying, hey, where are those t-shirts? Where do I have to go to get one of those?

That's good. Now, they're mostly just lonely shut-ins, but hey, if they show up and get a t-shirt, that's all that matters to me, man. All that I care about is if these people show up and it makes us look good and our bosses are happy and they say, hey, we're glad we flew you into town today so you can have your big party here. And then I'm supposed to go to a ball game on Friday in Detroit, but weather-wise, I don't know what it is. And it could take us forever to get from the venue down to the ball game. What time is your party?

Five. Oh, okay. So it's like a happy hour. Yeah, it's like 5 to 7 p.m. on Friday. And then the PD there, Program Director Casey, is like, do you want to go to the ball game? We can go. I'm like, sure.

I'll go to the ball game with you. Why not? Another stadium you get to see. That's true. I'll mark that off the old list there. Put that on the list. It's been a while since I've seen a new ballpark. It's been a while since we've seen a baseball game. That's true. I'm kind of jealous. I want to go to a baseball game. But that's kind of the hope is that we get out there and that we get a good turnout from the people and it's fun and the people like what we're doing and it makes us look good.

Apparently, I have a meeting with the program director there on Friday and with like all of his big bosses. I don't know why they want to talk with me. They're paying to fly you in. That's not cheap. So they're going to talk to you. They're like, listen, we're going to get our money's worth, you jagweed. So come on in and talk with us. So we'll see what they have to say in Detroit.

But all that to tell you this. So we went to the bookstore today to purchase some discount bargain books for my flight because I need something to read. It's not a long flight, but I need something to read. So here's what we purchased in the bargain section. Book number one is Walking with Petey the dog who saved my life I want video of you sobbing while reading that on the plane here's why I think that's going to happen I just read the inside cover of it in the store and I was like I'm gonna walk this way because I might be crying right now I like so Eric O'Gray was 150 pounds overweight depressed and sick after a lifetime of failed diet attempts

and the onset of type 2 diabetes O'Gray went to a new doctor who surprisingly prescribed a shelter dog oh boy and that's when O'Gray met Petey an overweight middle-aged and forgotten dog who like O'Gray had seen better days the two adopted each other and began an incredible journey forming a bond of unconditional love that forever changed their lives. Over the course of their first year together O'Gray lost 150 pounds and Petey lost 25. Wow. As a result O'Gray reversed his diabetes got off all medication and became happy and healthy for the first time in his life. He started dating after being alone for 15 years and eventually reconnected with the long lost love of his life and Petey.

Well, his affection would lead the way on the doggy adventure of a lifetime. Walking with Petey is for anyone who is ready to make a change in his or her life and for everyone who knows the joy, love, and hope that a dog can inspire. And damn it, damn it. I'm going to read this goddamn book on this plane. And like, why is this guy crying over here? Cause he's reading walking with Petey. That's why you have to make a video of that. This is more than a tale of mutual rescue. This is an Epic story of friendship and strength. Oh boy. And it's got solid reviews from people like Rip Esselton of

the New York times, or he's a New York Times bestselling author, and Gene Bauer, bestselling author, and Larry Levin, author of Oogie, The Dog Only a Family Could Love. So this book right here, that will be read on my way to Detroit, and that book right there will lead me to crying on the airplane. So that's book number one. Got that one for, you know know seven bucks in the discount section over at books a million that was books and more no it's books a million it's always been books a million but they call it bam now but it's books a million and then um then we got the taffer book here don't bullshit yourself crush the excuses that are holding you back you need some motivation so

that's good so like i don't know what kind of motivation you're getting from taffer let me see here frustrated that nothing is going your way and it feels like there's nothing you can do about it you might be making excuses and not even realize it maybe you are i reject excuses and embrace solutions when i'm done with you you will too too. There you go. Thank you, Taffer. Good. Taffer says, I embrace, I stop with the excuses and I embrace solutions. So we're going to see.

And I know that that really just sounded like an angry Guy Fieri right there. So like, it's a funky little joint. It's a funky little book that's going to help Josh get out of a funk. This is don't bullshit yourself. little joint. It's a funky little book that's going to help Josh get out of a funk. This is don't bullshit yourself. So I'll probably read that on the plane as well. Let's see. Let's see. Sub 240 on the chat says, Josh, I am not a racist Klansman, but I really like your

show and was disappointed you have not been on Twitch. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. And I'm glad that you're not a racist Klansman. It would really do a negative on our image. Well, the other day you said everybody in the Twitch was a racist Klansman. Yes, that's true. Well, you know what? Sometimes I get angry. Sometimes I get angry. Like I get angry about how this damn microphone arm just keeps falling. It might be broken, for all I know. I might have already broken this thing. But anyway, so let's see. Someone in the chat also says that's on the intro to Bar Rescue. Yes, it is.

I reject excuses and embrace solutions. This book probably came out a couple years ago if it's in the bargain section. Yeah, and it's in the real bargain section. It's $4. This isn't his newest one. And I'd argue that means this is the better of the books probably this is from 2018 so that's like vintage taffer this book is dedicated to my muse my amazing wife nicole who always believed and never doubted even when i did see taffer even fucking doubted at one point but you know what taffer said taffer said hey motherfucker don't bullshit yourself because now i have a tv show and i have all these bars and shit that i rescue and i embrace solutions not excuses i want to say john taffer has schnauzers

too let me give you an example let me see if there's an example just a random page and we are schnau people of course yes. Yes. Excuse number four, circumstances. Excuses based around external factors that cannot be changed or are difficult to change. I bitch about those things all the fucking time. This might be the perfect book for you. Let's get something straight at the outset of this chapter. Unavoidable or unchangeable circumstances do not prevent you from accomplishing goals or succeeding.

Taffer fucking gets it. Taffer understands it. Thank you, Taffer. So I think Taffer's going to change my life on this flight. Fucking Petey and fucking Taffer. This dynamic duo right here, walking with Petey and don't bullshit yourself, Taffer. They're both very easily readable books. I could probably finish each one of these on the flight there and the flight back.

When I come back on Saturday, my life is going to be changed. That's what's going to happen on Saturday. It's going to be a whole new world for me because of Petey, and I need to get my fat ass back in the gym. I haven't been in like a month. It's time to get in there because it's that level of hot where my clothes stick to my fat body, and I don't like it. And you're paying to go and you're not going. So they win. And then, correct. And then I'm going to get my shit together and dominate

the world and stop bitching. Oh, because I had a stretch like last week, last couple of weeks. I've just had one of those stretches where I'm like, these sons of bitches, everything's working against me and these cocksuckers. I was mad about everything, about living in the past bullshit, which I don't do all the time. But I bitch about- A good percentage of the time. But I do, and I get very bitter about certain things very often. Last week, I was bitter about the Missanelli shit only because I felt like I'd gotten fucked over by that radio station that pissed me off, right? And now I'm over that.

That was just last week, and I was just pissed off about that last week. It is what it is. I can't change it. That's what I'm trying to figure out is how to stop worrying about shit that I cannot change. How can I do that? You know who's going to help me fucking do that? Taffffer on this flight to detroit i hope there's a chapter in there that just says never mention 790 again wouldn't that be something like listen josh here's one thing you don't need to do josh stop talking about 790 like that should be the new f word like foals was the f word that we can't say in this chat for the longest time yeah we need to put 790 as the new s word yeah it is not allowed but like

last week was a weird week for me too because you had the missanelli thing go down and i'm like those motherfuckers hosed me and then that brought back all that anger but then i also and this is an interesting thing so i saw that sean got a new contract at 790 and i love sean sean's a wonderful person i don't dislike him but then it brought back all of my anger at 790. And I love Sean. Sean's a wonderful person. I don't dislike him. But then it brought back all of my anger at 790 because I'm like, I never got a second deal there because they fired my fucking ass. And that made me mad. Well, to be fair, they did offer you something. They said they wanted to talk and then you didn't.

And then, you know, they took it personally, I guess. Well, in fairness to me, as we've discussed, I had 11 months left on my contract. I didn't have to talk with anybody about anything. No, I agree. But so I months left on my contract. I didn't have to talk with anybody about anything. No, I agree. But, uh, so I was even mad about that. And I, and I'll be honest, I had a guilt that I felt about that. Like I felt guilty that I had some level of resentment towards Sean last week. Cause I was like, that was my fucking job and my goddamn money. And I'm just letting you know how I feel about things. Now I'm done with that this week, but last week I was, I was like, it was just a combination of things that I was just fucking bitter about last week.

And it was like a perfect storm of, oh, got fucked by the one radio station. They just fired the guy who prevented me from ever having a job there. And then on the other hand, it was, I see Sean, someone I love, and I think he'd even understand this to a degree. But I love the guy. And to be fair, he was the first one there that the day we got fired was like i love the guy and i have no and to be fair he was the first one there that like the day we got fired was like let's go out and have beers like well of course he was he's getting my fucking money he's excited well probably to be honest i don't know if he's making the money that they originally paid you who knows i don't know i don't want to

speak about yeah and it's not to knock him no i don't fucking know no but my point all of this i've said many a time like if we were still doing that job during the Rona, we would have gotten fired anyway. Yeah, probably so. But I mean, I was so, like, I was, I'm all, like, I've still, and maybe, let me tell you something, Don't Bullshit Yourself might get me out of that. This could be the one. I could read Don't Bullshit Yourself by Jon Taffer, and maybe that'll finally get me into a different fucking headspace there. But like last week, it was kind of a perfect storm of these things, right? It was just, I was annoyed because again, of the Missanelli thing, which I think is justifiable that, you know, I mean, if you really knew the details of the story and I've tried to tell you a lot of it, but like, I felt like I got fucked pretty good by those people there. Uh, and I was mad about that,

right? I was like, I got fucked by these people. Now this job's open, and they're not even going to fucking call me? How dare you? How dare you not call me? Like, that was what was in my mind. You can't leave out the part where you told the big boss to go fuck himself. I understand that, Jilly, but it was on Facebook. Does that even make it real? No, it wasn't.

I said that on Facebook. You said it on the phone to him, screaming at him, to go fuck himself and to never fucking call you again. Okay, so I was angry see I think you're allowed to be angry and then somebody come back at that and go bang you know like and they come back to you you know they should like you should get a reprieve you should get a mulligan I think you should get a mulligan on those types of things I think you're allowed to tell someone who hosed you a couple days before you're supposed to go on the radio to go fuck themselves and then

you should get a reprieve and maybe I did and then I went to Facebook and did it that it was over yeah but see but I'm okay with it like it was just in that moment last week I was very irked by it if we're having like a you know an open conversation an open dialogue about this right now I was very upset that like it was just in that moment because like people are flooding my Twitter with, Hey, you coming back to Philly? You coming back to Philly? Mikey misses. I did. And like, I had this moment where I was like, holy shit, like this finally happened and

they're not even going to call me. And it did bother me again, all the details of it, whatever, but it bothered me. That's how I operate. There's a lot of jobs I don't want, but I want people to want me to have them. And I've talked to other people in this, this walk of life, this industry, and a lot of them are the same way. Like a lot of people just get worked up over dumb shit. Like I was like sitting in this situation. I had like, you know, this, I think you know this for a fact. I truly have no desire to work in Philly or live in Philadelphia.

No offense to any of our Philly listeners. I love you. I do. In general, it's not just Philly. Yeah, I don't want to live there. And I don't want to work there. Because just that little taste of it last week, I was fucking miserable last week having to respond to people and see morons telling me how much I suck constantly and fighting

with people over dumb shit and then muting people. I actually blocked one guy basically just to tell him to fuck off. He created another account just to call me a pussy for fucking blocking him. I'm like, no interest in this shit. So like, I don't want to live that life. I don't know who would want to live that life of constant hate. So I don't want the job, but I wanted them to want me to have the job. You see what I'm saying? I wanted them to want me to have the job. You see what I'm saying? I wanted them to want me. And perhaps if you would have handled it better when they did fuck you over, they would have called. Maybe so, but you know what? You live and you learn.

You know what you're going to learn? We're going to learn about all that in Don't Bullshit Yourself by John Taffer that I'm going to read on this airplane. And then I'm going to cry it out a little bit with walking with Petey. So I've got a very busy week. Like I hated my time at 790, right? Hated it. But I wanted them to want me to come back there. Like I'm fucked up with this kind of stuff. Like there's a lot of jobs I do not want, but like in my mind, everybody should want me to have whatever job is open. How fucked is that? It's pretty fucked. How fucked is it that in my mind, everybody should want me to have whatever job is open. How fucked is that? It's pretty fucked. How fucked is it that in my mind.

I mean, you can call it confidence, but. I don't even know that it's confidence because I hate myself most of the time. We've had this discussion. It's like, but in my mind. I believe earlier said you wanted to get a juice with Drano in it. I was mad about something. Oh, it was because you were sharing something with me. I forgot what it was.

Something on Instagram of some radio person that I hate. And I go, you know what? I'm going to get my juice and I'm going to put Drano in it, but that's just for show. I'm not actually going to drink Drano. That's not what I'm going to do. But like, it is pretty fucked that I just want, like, I want to be able to tell these people to fuck off, but I want them to want me first. There's a thousand jobs that I don't want. Like I enjoy living in the South, right? Like we're Southern by the grace of God. We're Southerners, right? And we're in the Mid-South right now, but I'd much rather live in, I was- Houston. Houston. Baton Rouge, New Orleans, all these places. I'd love to live there. Nashville.

I love the South, Atlanta even, although I might. I'd love to live there. Nashville. I love the South Atlanta even, although I might be the wrong hue to be successful in Atlanta. I'm down with that. Whatever. I have no desire to live in fucking Philly or New York. Like really zero desire to live in New York. Like zero. But I want the people in New York to be like, you know what?

We want Josh Ennis. And then instantly I'd go, I think I want to live in New York. Like it would just change. But like, that's how I operate. Like Trevor keeps bringing up Fort Lauderdale in South Florida. I moved to Miami. Fuck it. If someone said, we got a great job for you down in Miami, I'd live like the fucking golden girls or like, like a Scarface. That's the dream. The golden girls house. I want a Lanai. I would do that. Let's see here. Josh, so you were ready to go on the air with 97.5,

and that's when Mikey missed Cockblock. Yes! That's a true story. Yeah, you were going to do weekends. Well, what it was going to be is at the time, I don't know if they had whacked Farzee yet or not, or if he was still there. He might have still been there, I think,

because they didn't have an opening in mornings yet. But they talked to me and they said that they were like, hey, do you want to try weekends first from Houston and just see what kind of reaction you get? And I'm like, fuck right, let's do it. And they were ready. I was on the phone with their engineer on a Monday afternoon. They were letting me know which setup to use. And we're like, hey, we're going to go. We're going to go live on the weekends and it's going to be fine. And we'll see what it leads to. They're not going to take somebody like me and just dump them on weekends and not eventually move them somewhere else. So I was going to move up the pecking order in some way, who knows. And, um, and then like, I don't know if it was a week that went by or whatever it was like the

day before. And they never told you what time you were on. So I sent a message. I said, so what's the deal? He goes, I need to call you. And then they said, yeah, well, after, you know, mentioning to a few people we were going to put you on, we got bad feedback from a couple of the people on the air, and we can't do that because it would cost some really bad stuff, so we can't do anything. And then that's when I fucking lost my mind.

Which is something they should have known before they even talked to you about it. Correct. I mean, that was pretty obvious. And that's when I fucking lost my mind which is something they should have known before they even talked to you about correct and that was pretty obvious and that's why I got really worked up over the shit got angry but again that's an old story and I'm not trying to rehash it but I'm doing this for this person that asked but uh yeah I mean that that's how that whole story broke down and that's that's how that went and then we kept talking I would keep having phone calls with him and then I I sold my soul. And let me tell you something of all the dumb shit I've done. And I have done regrettable shit. I've done shit that's cost me jobs. I've been immature. You know, I've blown myself up a couple times. I've done a lot of dumb shit, but the most regrettable thing I have ever done

is send that fucking email to Mike Missanelli. You can never get that back. I cannot get that back. But I was like, you know what? At that moment, I had no job in my mind. I'm thinking I can go back to Philly. I could, I could ride in on my white horse and save the day and go out like, you know, in a much better way than I went out the first time. And I said, fuck yes, let's go. And then I sent that email and I don't remember all the details of it. I think I've, I've deleted it and wiped it off the face of the earth, I guess, cause I can't find it. Uh, but I, it was a very, very, very regrettable moment, uh, in my life when I sent an email to this fucking guy, like, Hey man, congrats on all your success. And I think, you know, we could really have a good,

uh, tandem there. We could crush WIP. I did everything to stroke this dickhead's ego. And then, you know, nothing came of it. And then I looked like an asshole and then I never got the gig anyway. So whatever. But anyway, let's see, Josh, your thoughts on Joe Madden being fired by the Angels. Joe Madden sucks. I don't understand why anybody thinks Joe Madden's worth it. First of all, baseball managers, here I go again, baseball managers are a waste of time. They don't matter. Baseball managers do nothing. Now, you can make an argument that the Phillies were a dead team a couple, you know, five days ago. They fire the manager, they get a new boost of life, and they win a couple of ball games in dramatic fashion,

have a couple blowouts, and all of a sudden they seem to have more energy. Great, but the roster is still the roster and I don't believe the Phillies roster is that good. So there's still five games under 511 games out of first place, but I've got people coming at me from Philly on Twitter, oh, your tweets are aging poorly. Like Philly's a weird place because they're truly like they're they're they're schizos essentially that's what they are they're bipolar and they can shift like that five days ago everybody should be fired all of that shit they should be fired the players stink that the GM stinks everybody stinks they win three games in a row over a team that's lost 11 in a row and it's I think we got a shot guys World series like they are fucking lunatics with that stuff but uh i don't think joe madden would

matter did joe mad matter in in uh in anaheim no they still stunk so there's new uh deshaun news today really there's more yeah apparently the texans may have may or knowingly or not knowingly enabled some of this. Really? By providing the room for the massages and the NDAs. So they provided non-disclosure agreements? Yes. According to this story from the New York Times, which they read some of the filings and some of the records, and apparently the Texans included non-isclosure agreements in making appointments. They helped provide all that.

And he booked 66 women for massages over a 17-month period. Okay. Let's go to needs, right? So we talk about, hey, nobody needs an AR-15. But you know what? Some people want to have them, and that's fine. But I'm going to take that angle. Who needs 66 different massage

therapists in 17 months or ever the reason is they don't need them and it says the times review also showed that watson's conduct was enabled knowingly or not by the team he played for at the time the houston texans which provided the venue watson used for some of the. A team representative also furnished him with a non-disclosure agreement after a woman who is now suing him threatened online to expose his behavior. See, that's not a good look. It's not. Now, again, on a one-off deal, pardon the term, I guess, but a one-off deal in a situation like that, you could have one person accuse you of something, right? And if, and maybe the Texans only knew of one person. And that one person, they said, all right, can we get you to be quiet about it?

Here's an NDA. Like, my guess is shit like that happens pretty often with a lot of these guys. I doubt the Texans knew that he was having, you know, that he was jerking off on virtually every woman that gave him a massage and pulling his dick out and trying to fuck all of them. My guess is they didn't know all of that. And he publicly had said that he hired 40 different therapists across his five seasons, but it turns out it was at least 66 different women in just 17 months. So the answer is 66 women in 17 months. Yes.

So doing the math, let's pull out the old calculator here. What is 66 divided by 17? That's like three something, like three and a half. Like three and a half massage therapists a month over 17 months. Like that's not out of the ordinary at all. And it's also strange because you're a fucking professional athlete, dude. Like most professional athletes have people they like and they stick with them because they trust them would be my guest. Hell, as a regular dude, if I get a massage, generally speaking, I'm not talking about my Asians at the mall where it could be any rando rubbing my feet.

I'm talking about times I've had legitimate deep tissue massages. Generally speaking, I've used the same person. When we lived in Philly, we used to go to that place across the river over in Jersey and I would get the same chick to give me a massage there. There was that gal massage Megan or whatever her name was that I used to go see in Houston who worked on athletes. Like you stick with the same person, right? I'm not wrong on that. Like generally speaking, you stick with the same person. You find someone that's good. And you might be, and maybe you've got two or three people because of booking issue. But by the way, they will always make time for the fucking quarterback of the Texans, right? They will always find room for Deshaun Watson. They'll

cancel some other jabroni to work in Deshaun Watson. So it shouldn't be an issue of not being able to find time with the person you like. This dude's a fucking creep and we've all got our kinks and we all got weird shit we're into. We all got certain porns we like, we all got certain styles of chicks or dudes that we like. So, you know, whatever. Everybody's got their own shit, but not everybody's jerking off on, on these unsuspecting massage therapists. And when we're talking about 66, 66 fucking people, 66 different massage therapists in 17 months, that's damn near one massage therapist a week. So you mean to tell me you're getting somebody new every fucking week? You're a professional athlete. Your body is a wonderland friend. That is like, you have to take care of yourself. You're going to just

keep trusting 66 different people, most of whom whose DMs you are sliding into? And I'm sure the team probably provides a number of very good therapists too, massage therapists. Like there is no doubt this guy's a fuck. He's a Cosby-level fuck. He's not drugging people, but he is a Cosby-level predator. I see Seth's tweet, Seth Payne's tweet,

comes up when you have Deshaun Watson trending. It's actually a good point. It says, Browns conducted a thorough investigation before they signed Deshaun Watson last month. Deshaun's attorney yesterday. Our legal team has not had time to investigate this new filing. It has not heard her name until today. Bullshit.

And then he says this could go on and on and on. Bullshit. Good investigation, Browns. Good job, Browns. It'll be the most Browns thing ever when this dude gets suspended for a year. And based on the shit that's gotten people suspended for six, seven games in the NFL, the like 66 different massage therapists and over 20 of them have made accusations against

the guy, the dude is going to be in deep shit with the league. The league cannot sit there today and go easy on him. That's impossible. I saw Bootsy tweet about this, and his point was valid. Like, look at what happened with Trevor Bauer in the MLB. Oh, yeah. The NFL can't sit there and let baseball be tougher on dudes than the NFL is. The NFL's already got image problems, and they're more important than Major League Baseball.

They're the biggest brand there is. He is going to get punished for that. So he is going to be like, he is going to have to be suspended. And it is kind of funny because the Browns think they finally got a savior and that motherfucker going to be out. I mean, there is no reason why this dude should be like, he's going to be suspended. As B.S. Moo brings up, dude from Atlanta got a year for a $1,500 bet. Like, the league can't have that. The league can't have a guy. The perception, we talked about it yesterday, the perception would be,

oh, wow, the league is more worried about you betting on games than about sexually assaulting women. Now, in reality, they are because that's the integrity of the game. And they would then that hurts the game. And they are I guarantee they're far more concerned about that than they are. Do jerking off on some women because they could probably convince themselves they were asking for it or they were flirty. Or what did they do to cause Deshaun to jerk off on them?

Like they can convince themselves of that. But image wise, PR wise, they cannot do it. He didn't jerk off he had them jerk now i don't know all of the details from being touched and rubbed which is also some really kiddy shit there too i feel like what are you jim and american pie like your teammates in the locker room have to be like i don't want to touch you to sean you might fucking you might you might do it come yeah hey to sean hey let me pay imagine when he gets slapped on the ass after a good play. That's standard operating procedure in sports,

which is still kind of strange that people slap each other on the ass to say, hey, good sports stuff. But imagine when he gets slapped on the ass and he just ejaculates. Like here comes, pardon the, approaching him would be like, let's say Romeo Cronell approached him after a good play and slapped him on the ass. Deshaun's like, oh yeah. Like totally American pies it.

What if on the field, like, you know, he's running to set up a play, but then like brushes up against the lady ref. Oh yeah. Or like he makes a big play and then like, first of all, we all should have known something was up with this guy when his main celebration is pussy fingers and smelling his vagina fingers. That should have been our first sign. You know why his hands smell like pussy? He's a predator.

That's why. My guess is it ain't his hot-ass girlfriend's pussy he's smelling. It's the vagina of these massage therapists that he sexually assaulted, allegedly, 25 times. And that girl, I mean, we've talked about it before. She's trying to build her own brand. She's trying to be, like, a singer and an author. Like, you got to dump this dude. It's a terrible look for own brand. She's trying to be like a singer and an author.

You've got to dump this dude. It's a terrible look for the boss babe, as her brand is. You ain't a boss. You stick with a dude that's got 25 sexual assault cases going against him, and he had 66 different massage therapists in 17 months, and a lot of them are people he picked up by sliding into their fucking DMs. Why do you slide into people's DMs? Because they're attractive. He knows how good of a massage therapist you are. he picked up by sliding into their fucking DMs. Why do you slide into people's DMs? Because they're attractive. Like he knows how good of a massage therapist you are.

He sees you're a massage therapist. Like my guess is this dude just trolled on Instagram, looked for hot chicks. He looks up a hot massage therapist. He goes, she's hot enough. Let me slide into your DMs. Hey, what's up, shorty? It's Deshaun Watson. I'd like a massage.

Like, oh my God, it's Deshaun Watson. This is amazing. He's the quarterback of the Texas. This could boost my profile. And then he goes in there and just like beats off on you. And then oh my God, it's Deshaun Watson. This is amazing. He's the quarterback of the Texas. This could boost my profile. And then he goes in there and just like beats off on you. And then you're like, holy shit, this is not what I anticipated at all. And it did say in the story that he went,

I think he used like five that were set up through the team, like with the place the team uses. So out of the 66, five were through. Look, I do not hold the Texans responsible for shit. That's a cop-out trying to shit on the Texans, which everybody likes to do because the Texans are an easy target. So everybody wants to shit on the Texans.

No, this isn't about the fucking Texans, okay? Start blaming the people who are responsible for this shit. Deshaun Watson looks like a serial fucking predator that likes to ejaculate on women who give him massages. It ain't fucking Cal McNair's fault. It ain't the Texans' fault.

It is his fault. Stop trying to divert. Everybody wants to take blame and blame everybody else. Maybe this guy is just a fucking creep. Maybe that's it. There was four therapists from Genuine Touch, the massage therapy group contracted with the Texans. Out of the 66, only four were through who the team uses. So four of the 66 were through the team. The rest, he, I guess, would have trolled for on Instagram.

Yeah. And no one sees anything strange about that. So the idea, like, like, I think people love to shit on the Texans because they're the Texans and they're an easy target and they've got a history of being dopes. So it's easy to shit on them. But to even intimate that the Texans have any responsibility into Sean Watson being a predator, fuck you. This is great, too. This is an excerpt from the deposition. Question. Can you explain why you reached out to her on Instagram

rather than just using a therapist you had used before? Answer. Because I needed a massage therapy. Question. Okay. You could have just used somebody used before right answer yeah i could have question you could you didn't you didn't though did you answer i did not question you could have used the texans right answer definitely possible

question but you didn't did you answer i did not like he never actually says didn't, did you? Answer. I did not. Like he never actually says why. So why did you, like, but like. And why so many? Why did you need 66 chicks? Let's see. Megablast says Texans have no reason to know anything he was doing. It certainly isn't their fault at all. I agree.

There's like, people just love to dump on the Texans because they're the Texans and it makes you seem hard to dump on the Texans because it's trendy. Nobody ever dumps on the Astros for anything or anybody else. They just dump on the Texans because they're the low hanging fruit of the city. So it's easy to crap on them and everybody does it. And they have a lot of reasons why you can dump on them. But the idea that you're dumping on the Texans over Deshaun Watson being a creep, eh, I disagree.

And I guess they also have some of the Instagram conversations where he does play the I'm just trying to support black business cards. Like he's telling the one chick, no, yeah, let me know what time. I'm just trying to support black businesses, heart emoji. That sounds like the kind of guy that just jerked off on somebody and he's trying to lay some track there to make it seem like like that's called covering your bases right like he knows he did something just horrific so he's like well if I if I line up these Instagram messages and make it seem like I was

doing something nice there's no way anybody would think that I came in here for the sake of ejaculating on these women I was just trying to help black owned businesses and the suit filed this week the therapist alleged that he told her that he quote, really wanted to support black businesses. And another occasion, he left a woman perplexed when he purchased 30 bottles of her $40 skin cleanser. That's a guilt purchase.

That is a guilt purchase. He was, she was perplexed because she's like, so you think that buying 40 bottles of our 30 bottles of $40 hand cleanser or whatever is going to make up for the fact that you came on this is a great story too another one says in a message to the woman who he knew from his social circle watson asked to meet at the houstonian she said she wasn't comfortable going to a hotel because she knew watson's girlfriend and indeed had once babysat her and her younger brother. This woman babysat his girlfriend, his girlfriend. And she's like, listen, bro,

I am not comfortable going to a hotel with you because I babysat your girlfriend. And he's like, it's all right, little mama, let's do this shit. He said he just wanted to keep things professional and respectful. So meet me at a hotel. Like I've had massage people before, like the chick that used to give me massages in Houston. She eventually didn't have her own place anymore. So she was going to come to people's houses and do it. I'm like, yeah, I can't. I'm not comfortable with that.

Like I'm weirded out by the idea. He told her almost definitely always professional. I even have an NDA. I have therapist signed too. Like that's not really something you, I feel more comfortable now knowing that if you jerk off on me, I cannot tell anybody that like, how is that a sales? Like what a weird sales pitch that is like, you can feel safe because if we do anything bad and I harass you, you can't say a fucking thing. How about that?

So that was the NDA he had received earlier from a member of the Texans security staff. And Watson never explained in the text how the woman would benefit from signing a document meant to protect him. What a fucking tool. Like, this guy is a fucking creep. Like, hey, ma'am, listen, we'll sign an NDA. So, I mean, like, he's a fucking idiot. Here's another one from the deposition. Question, did you even ask her what her experience level was?

Answer, no, sir. That wasn't a priority. Look, I don't care how good of a massage therapist you are. I'm just looking for you to jack me off. He goes, question, right, you didn't care, did you? Answer, that wasn't a priority. I just wanted a massage. Like, you would think world-class athlete,

you want the best of the best working on you. And as we've seen what can happen with a massage gone wrong, you end up like Carlos Correa. And you can break your damn back getting a bad massage. That's great. Like, eh, doesn't matter. Like, just the more things that come out of this deposition and the more like lawsuits, like in the more details, it's really getting worse and worse. Oh God. It's so good. It is so

good. Oh, like there's no way like that. This guy is like, he's on the up and up. There's no way. The only thing up is his penis. Can we hear from the Browns now? Yeah, like they already look like stooges the first time. And look, none of their fans give a shit that the guy's a creep. And honestly, none of the Texans fans would give a shit if he were a creep if he were still playing with them. That's how fans operate. But, oh, it's spectacular. Like, did you care that she is an inexperienced masseuse?

Nah, man, you see them titties? I just wanted a massage. Like, let me tell you something, man. It don't matter whose hands are on me it could be some german broad named why didn't you ask a dude to massage you if it didn't matter because i ain't gay bro but that shit's gay i ain't gonna let you think i'm gonna let some man give me a foot massage fuck you but you get any chick my guess is it does not matter what the chick looks like. As long as she has hands and tits, if she starts rubbing this guy, he's coming. There is no doubt about that. Like obviously he didn't give a shit if they were good massage therapists or not. That's why there

were 66 of them. This dude just needs to be touched and he is going to come. No doubt. And we talked about it yesterday. And I get the girlfriend like, Deshawn, did you try to get a massage from my babysitter when I was a kid? Like, how? You look awful. And, you know, his girlfriend just seems like a dunce. Like, she's stupid too. Like, you forgive people and some people stay together after somebody fucks around.

Right. But like 66 times. Once or twice maybe. 66 times and with a person who used to babysit your girlfriend. And she's like, no, but we're staying together, bro. We love each other. We're in this love together. Weird, weird, weird.

And don't you fucking forget it. We're staying together for the long haul. But I can mock him because I'm getting myself figured out in life because I got John Taffer's book, Don't Bullshit Yourself, that I'm going to read on the airplane, followed by Walking with Petey. So I'm ready to go. Yep. God, I can't imagine that this dude is going to play this year.

I don't know how it would happen. I don't know. Unless they issue a suspension, he appeals it, and I guess you can play during an appeal. Well, and I guess, again, there's no criminal charges, so. But it doesn't matter. Like, I mean, there is no criminal charge, but, like, how can they not punish the guy?

I mean, you talk about conduct detrimental to the league, whatever. I mean, again, someone brought it up earlier about the $1, mean, you talk about conduct detrimental to the league, whatever. I mean, again, someone brought it up earlier about the $1,500, you know, betting that led what's his name to get suspended for a year. Like the argument would be, wait a minute, this guy gets suspended for a year and this guy doesn't get suspended at all over like being a, like a serial creep. Jilly has 230 million reasons to not kick Deshaun to the curb. But it's not like she's broke. They ain't getting married.

And by the way, none of that money benefits her at this point. They ain't married. Right. So if they were married, maybe she would have already dumped him. Maybe she wants to get with him. She's like, you want me to sign that? How about a prenup? Tell me about your NDAs again. How about this motherfucker? No prenup. We're getting married. And he'd go, okay, sure, why not?

And then bam, divorce, take half his shit. Right, because she is somewhat successful. It's not like she's like a nobody who's dating the NFL quarterback. Of course, NFL quarterback money is NFL quarterback money. But, you know, when you're trying to build your own brand

and you have the bigger social media following and you've got books and you've got projects, like, if you're serious about trying to be somebody, this guy is terrible for your boss babe brand. But the thing is, people are stupid. And people will just convince themselves that, like, someone's still cool. And a lot of it's racially driven or sex driven, right? So, like, there are going to be a bunch of women that think she's a boss bitch and will convince themselves she's still a boss bitch, right?

Just because they want her to be a boss bitch. And they'll ignore things. That's the beauty of people is people have the ability to just cherry pick what they think matters and ride with that. You know, I did see this thing today. Um, the McConaughey thing was going on with his, uh, with the gun stuff. And at one point, like one of his talking points was, you know, we need to raise the, the age to buy an AR 15 to 21. And again, I don't give a fuck what the age is because I'm not going to buy one. But like, I like this idea that these people throw out about the guns, like 18, we can't do that. But 21, I think that's like you're mature enough to have an AR-15 when you're 21, not when you're 18. Only people under the age of 21 are

responsible for mass shootings. Correct. Like, like what the fuck does the age matter? Like, come on. Like who cares what the age of somebody is like, well, 21 is going to make a difference. Just like it shouldn't be 21 to drink either. It's stupid. And remember the same people that are proposing that 21 year olds be the age that you can buy one of these guns are the same people that would let a six year old vote for president. If you'd let them like someone who has no brain at all. And you're like, hey, let's let seven-year-olds vote for president. But 21 has to be the age to buy one of these fucking guns. These people are stupid. Like literally all these laws are going to do if people make, you know, that want to change these laws, they're all done to make these people feel better. They're not going to change anything. I

don't want to get too deep into it today. We talked about it on the pod yesterday. But this shit isn't going to change anything. Making the age 21 instead of 18, that ain't going to stop your mass shootings, friend. People are still going to shoot each other. They're still going to be crime committed with guns. Doesn't matter if they're 21 or not. That part of it is so asinine. You want to talk about background checks? Okay, cool. Figure out a way. do the best you can to make sure the people you're not giving the guns to are lunatics. They still may be. Do the best you can to make sure they're not. Cool.

But who gives a flying rat's ass if someone's 18 or 21? Because you can go out and you can go to the war. You can pick up a gun and shoot some brown people in a war. That wouldn't be an issue. But you have to be 21. That's so stupid. And I agree with M.W. Sogrove. It's all feel-good shit.

It's the same reason why schools are no gun zones, yet schools are targets. They get shot up. It doesn't matter. The speed limit is 70 or 55 somewhere. You're still driving 70. It doesn't fucking matter. Thank you. Glad that I could add that to the conversation. Yes. Who do I need to tell

them about, Jellie? Craftology by Christy. So I'm waiting to hear back from Christy, because she is going to work on a shirt, the live your life, love your dog, drink a beer shirts, which I've actually started using as like a sign off thing on the radio. I don't know if it'll catch on or not. Maybe no one will notice or care because I'm a wacky FM dish jockey now, but I've started saying that and I think it's good words to live by. It's a nice positive uplifting message to end the day. Live your life, love your dog, and drink beer. If you ever write a book. That's what it's going to be called. Live your life, love your dog, drink a beer. And that's the shirt we're working on with Craftology by Christy. I'll see if she gets a mock-up of it done. And I'm sure I can count on all of you guys to help that small

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right? It makes a good person, a good sponsor of the show, make a couple of bucks and get their merchandise out there. But once we get this new, um, this, uh, this shirt, we'll post it for everybody to see. And maybe you guys will purchase one. We'd appreciate it. It would certainly help her business. And it's an exclusive kind of like limited edition shirt that we're working on. But Craftology by Christy. She's awesome. So is Richard. We love him.

Thank you. I'm looking forward to reading Walking with Petey. Which one are you doing first? Maybe Taffer, but I'm not sure. But basically, this guy lost 150 pounds because he adopted a dog, and they walked together all the time. And the dog was also overweight. I mean, I am going to sob.

Luther, too, is overweight. That's true, but Luther's also really lazy and does not want to go anywhere, and he's old. So he's kind of a jerk. But we'll see. Listen, I've got to get back in the gym starting next week. I'm too fucking fat. I'm going to get a haircut tomorrow. My, I got to get back in the gym starting next week. I'm too fucking fat. I'm going to get a haircut tomorrow. My beard's going to get trimmed tomorrow. So this right here,

the moneymaker is going to look lovely. And people are going to say, wow, that's one sexy beast. And I'll say, thank you, gay man. Thank you. But it's going to be an issue with the fatness in the stomach that I got to drop because it's hot and I feel horrible being hot and fat. Here's a quick one for you that we talked about on the radio show today. So apparently there was this teacher in Mississippi, down Mississippi way, and she was giving her, I think, pre-K students awards at the end of the year. Well, these pre-K student awards were all animal inspired so like so like this person like this kid is the the elephant of the he gets the elephant award because he never forgets anything because he's fat uh maybe so either way the whole premise of this is fucking dumb i don't know why you're doing this well this

lady gave a monkey award to a kid she said the monkey is the kid that's like the most entertaining and people are entertained by the class clown, the class clown, the monkey of the year award. Well, this kid is black and his mother is not happy that he came home with an award for the monkey of the year. Now I understand that like, now there's two ways this could have gone. One, perhaps this lady had no ill intention at all. And she's just a moron. Or maybe she did have ill intention and she was like, hey, watch this. It's going to suddenly get in there. No one's going to notice. And then they notice.

I mean, if it was like a bunch of other things that weren't animals, like people were winning other awards that weren't all animals, I would say, okay, there was some ill will there, some ill intent. But the fact that every award was an animal. Yes. But like, here's the thing, ma'am. I mean, you got to know better. Like, what are you doing? But I don't think she meant anything wrong by it. Probably not. Like,

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. And I'm sure the mom overreacted and made it like a big federal case. Like my kids being called a monkey at a school. Right. But that's really stupid. Like some, like I know a lot of people in our, that listen to our show hate political correctness. And so do I. And you don't want to bow down to the mob, but sometimes you got to understand, like to do the smart thing and think it out a little bit. Like, that's why I don't tweet much anymore because I know that people are going to misinterpret it and it's going to, and it's going to be a waste and I'll get in trouble. So I don't do it much. If you're a teacher at a school and you say, well, we're giving away the monkey award and you give, and you're like, well,

let's give it to little Billy over there. And there's gotta be someone that goes, Hey, little Billy's black. And it's probably not going to look too good. If you do that, you go, okay, that's a very good call. Good idea. Maybe let's just do away with all these animal awards and just say, Hey, that's the wackiest kid in the class and there's the brainiac. I can't believe we're giving away awards anymore. It seems offensive. How about everybody gets a hey, good year award and let's move the fuck on. Great student award.

Every single one gets one. But it's like this, right? So it's like when dad had the Warrant concert and he wanted to, and he said, Josh, all the VIP tickets are going to be in the Uncle Tom's Cabin Party Deck. And Party Deck. And Uncle Tom's Cabin and Party Deck. And I said, Dad, I know that you meant nothing by this because you've never read Uncle Tom's Cabin. Because honestly, I question whether or not you know how to read.

But Uncle Tom is a slave in this book. So maybe call it something else. Not the greatest. And he goes, oh, I didn't even realize that. I will change it. There needed to be someone there to go, ma'am, Mrs. Smith, maybe let's not give the monkey of the year award to the black kid. That's probably not going to go too well.

And maybe she'd fight it and go, well, I know what I mean, Biden. I'm going to stand my ground. You say, okay, Mrs. Smith, you do that. And just know you're going to be in a whole lot of deep doo-doo is what you're going to be in. If you do this, you're fucking dumb. And this woman should not be teaching children because she's not smart enough to not give a monkey award to a black kid. You're stupid. And like, honestly, you should not be teaching because you're dumb and dumb people should not be teaching because you're dumb. And dumb people should not be teaching the youth. Thank you. What a dummy.

Like, you got to use your brain, man. Like, we can question all the time about how like. She'll probably be one of those that says, I don't see color, so I didn't even think of it. Well, and maybe you didn't, ma'am. And maybe you're the nicest person ever. Maybe you're Mother Teresa, for all we know. But honestly, like, you're stupid. And you probably shouldn't be teaching people's kids because if you're that much of a moron to not know that that's not going to end well, then you're probably just a dingleberry. You've got to have common sense.

I mean, you're a dingleberries, ma'am. And you've got to do a little bit better. Like, we all agree that shit's out of control and you don't want to bow down to any mob or anything like that. Right. You don't want to do that. And I'm all for that. But again, situations do call for certain times where you have to be reserved a little bit. People are nuts these days. Correct. And you got to go, hey, this is a bad idea. Every single thing will be taken literally. This is a bad idea. So now Harold asks, what if the whole class was black? Well, interesting question. If the whole class were black, I don't have an answer. It's a good question, Harold. It is. I am stumped. I am perplexed. Now, here's what would be my

answer. If the entire class were black, there's a strong possibility it's at a school where most of the teachers are black as well. And a teacher who's black would not be like, hey, I'm going to call a student a monkey. That would be my guess. Maybe everything I just said is completely off base, but I would guess that that would be more. It's probably racist for you to assume that. Maybe so. You don't know black teachers. I don't. I mean, I know some, I had some in school

and they were lovely people, but yeah, I don't know. I don't have that answer, friend, but I do know that that woman was dumb and that's that, she's stupid. Did you see that the benches, uh, cleared like right after we stopped watching the Astros, like baseball fights are the biggest waste of time. Like these guys all ran out and talk some shit to each other. And then nothing happened. Like watch hockey players when they fight, they'll punch each other. Baseball dudes run out and

they're like, Hey bro, what is it? What is it, bro? What did he do? He threw at me, bro, bro. And then they all run out, and then it's a waste of everyone's time. So I dozed off before that happened. I didn't even watch the end of the game. I know. You made me put on this episode of Frasier I watched earlier, and then I didn't even watch it. Oh, shit.

You're right. I need to watch that. Frasier kind of fucks. I enjoy that show. But anyway, Trevor says hockey players actually fight. Correct. Baseball players just stand there and pull each other's puds. But anyway, I will be reading Walking with Petey.

I got it in the bargain bin. Oh, I forgot. Here's that video you had to see earlier. What's that? Of Liv and Alexa Bliss rolling around in the ring. Jilly was telling me that the two hottest lady wrestlers are two of them. Basically just rolled around looking like they were 69 and each other. The internet really enjoyed it.

Oh, boy, I'm here for this. Oh, yeah. See, you know what I don't like about the WWE when the ladies wrestle? Is they make a concerted effort to not show crotch shots. That's probably good. No, it's not. I would like to see more crotch shots. That's probably good. No, it's not. I would like to see more crotch shots. But you enjoy that video.

I'm liking this a lot. Alexa and Liv are two very lovely ladies. And so. Rolling around like they're, someone put this to like the Sonic the Hedgehog thing with the ring. They do kind of look like that. I also, speaking of wrestling, mom is going to the wrestling match with my sister on Friday maybe we need to get mom on the pod maybe tomorrow

you need to tweet Drew too I gotta give one last run at Drew so mom can meet Drew to say finally it's happening my mom's going to Baton Rouge going to Smackdown in Baton Rouge leave it up to him don't ask the thing is what if it does happen and then my mom touches his dick or something

could that happen? Could she be like that disc jockey that grabbed Taylor Swift's butthole? Maybe. Could that be my mom? But I would say that WWE would have it coming because the latest thing they're doing with Drew is they're calling him Big D. Yeah. Like penis jokes with, like, the New Day and stuff. Yeah.

So they're sexualizing the ladies. They are. We're going to have to get Drew, not Drew, but mom. They're getting her all sexed up. We're going to get mom on to get a breakdown of what she plans on doing at the wrestling matches. Apparently she's got good seats. She spent a lot of money. She did.

And now I feel bad because I sent her some shirts. So she and my sister now have shirts to wear. Mom got a Drew McIntyre shirt. And my sister, who doesn't really watch wrestling, she got a Ronda Rousey shirt. Because your mom said she liked Ronda Rousey, but she loves The Miz, but he's not on SmackDown. So, yeah. So, well, maybe we'll get mom on tomorrow and get a full-on breakdown on her plan,

on what the course of action is. You got to text Emily and ask her to bring that shirt to her so she can take a picture wearing it before and we can tweet it to Drew. Good call. Good call, Jilly. But anyway, Harold asked, did you get weed maps? I saw that you sent me that.

I'm guessing weed maps is a place where you can just find where you can buy weed in certain places and gummies and stuff because apparently you can do that in Detroit. The question is, can you bring them back? Well, I told you I had a buddy who did that and didn't get popped or anything so it's a possibility anyway all right we need to get out of here because i gotta upload the pod and then we gotta go get luther and then we're going to whataburger yes i know i just said i'm fat and i bought a book called walking with pd about a guy that lost 150 pounds walking his dog.

But tonight is not when that starts. That starts next week. It's always next week. No, but I'm getting back from Detroit. The last three weeks it's been like, well, going to Detroit, need to lose some weight. Oh, we're going to the beach in a few weeks, got to lose some weight. Yeah, yeah.

Never lose the weight. Nope, but it starts next week. I'm going to try to, you know, at least, you know, get some of the liquid and fluid out of my body so I don't look as bloated for the beach. How about that? And that's next. Then we're at, when are we in, when are we going to the beach? A week from Saturday.

No, a week from Saturday, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Good point, BS. Well, you got to read the book first, right? And then, of course, I'm not going to bullshit myself because John Taffer says don't do that. And I'm not going to bullshit myself.

And before you know it, I'm going to be too hot to handle, too cold to hold. They call me Josh Ennis and I'm in control. Speaking of in control, on our own is a Bobby Brown song. And we started watching the Bobby Brown. There's a four-part documentary that we DVR'd. And the DVR is pregnant with Bobby Brown shit. And I love Bobby Brown.

I need to watch some of that tonight. Yes, we do. What can you do today that will bring you closer to where you want to be tomorrow? Those are the balls you move. Focus on two or three of the most important tasks with an eye toward completion. Ask yourself the following. What can I make progress on today? What can I actually finish today? What can I get out of the way in a short prescribed period of time? Taffer's going to fix my ass. I'm going to come out of this thing mentally strong.

Whole new Josh. Physically strong. mentally strong whole new josh physically strong how about that you guys you guys won't even recognize me in a couple months you'll be who's that fucking guy he looks sickly and he likes himself but that's josh ennis friend he looks sickly and he likes himself because he is sickly and he does like himself now because he read a book. Two books. He read two books on one flight, and it was an amazing time. All Twats Matter joined the chat and says, Ennis equals God of Kings.

Well, thank you, All Twats Matter. Thank you. Josh, do some hot yoga class. You'll be Gucci. I thought about that too. Speaking of hot stuff, so Matt Moscona was asking people if infrared sauna blankets are good, to which I responded, hey, I was in an infrared sauna the other day. And he says, yeah, I do that too.

I was thinking about just buying one. I'm like, well, hello, Scrooge McDuck, out here buying a fucking sauna for your house. At least he responded to you. But it was actually a nice time. Other than the fact that I'm a bit fat, so my stomach was hitting the top of it. So my stomach would burn a little bit. And it was kind of in a tight space, so I couldn't get both my arms in there. So basically, I left my arms out of the sweat pod, but my lower half sweat a lot, but my

arms did not because I couldn't get my whole body in there. But I don't know if that's just because I'm fat or if it's a small sauna. I'm going to go with that, that it was a small sauna. Good. All right. Well, I'm glad we had this conversation. Thank you. All twats Matter. You all matter. Thank you. What a great name.

All Twats Matter. You all matter. Thank you. But anyway, time to go. Now, Trevor does agree that the little saunas are very small and it's hard to get, like they're very strange, but it felt nice unless it was my stomach touching. Aren't you supposed to go to the salt one now or something oh no there's a salt room in this thing and you sit there and you breathe in this salt air for like 30 minutes and it's supposed to really fix your uh sinuses for like five minutes and then it's probably bad again they also do massages at this place too but um what do i look like deshaun watson well you can just find one massage therapist yeah that's probably true and not on instagram that's also true anyway time to get out of here this time i mean it damn it we have to we have to get luther in like 18 minutes yep gotta go

love you guys we'll see you later goodbye