The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Lesbian Kisses

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing their trip to Lauderdale. They've come to the realization that they are old. Speaking of being old, the crew may skip the Motley Crue concert because it's a week night and it's gonna be hot. Josh is back to constantly being on Twitter. Josh is annoyed by the people who are making a big deal out of a girl on girl kiss in "Lightyear".Kate Bush is making bank thanks to "Stranger Things". Deshaun settles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Howdy, everybody. Welcome in. It's Josh and Jilly back at it again after a couple days off. Jilly, how are you? I'm good. I mean, it is just godforsaken hot. It is like hell. I was in the car a second ago because I was going to go to the chiropractor.

I was in the car and driving. It's interesting. In the the morning the car's not bad because it's not been sitting out in the sun, you know. So a drive to work is fine. When I drive home from work, it's fine because it's been in a parking garage, so it's not that bad. Boy, when that car sits out there in the sun for a couple hours,

it is hotter than the blazes of hell and damn nation. See, it would be hot when we had our garage in Houston, but it was never like that hot. It would never take five minutes for the air just to cool down. But now parking in the direct sunlight, it's awful. Plus, it's been hotter now than I remember it ever being in Houston for a long time.

It's hotter than I think I've ever experienced in my life, period. Yeah, and it's non-stop. I guess, well, to be fair, the weekend here was pretty nice. Like, the lows were in the 50s and 60s. Yeah. But then we came back and it's nonstop. I guess, well, to be fair, the weekend here was pretty nice. Like the lows were in the 50s and 60s. Yeah. But then we came back and it's right back into 100, 112 with the heat index, all that fun stuff.

I mean, I got in the car at 945. I was leaving the radio station about 945, 10 o'clock. And the damn thing was already 95 degrees. Yep. It's stupid. Well, it sucks because Luther's bored, too. Like he's used to going on walks and car rides, but it's too hot to even put him in the car.

It's too hot to eat lunch in the car, which we do a lot too, but when you sit there and stationary, it just gets too freaking hot. Now, I know you all have your own issues, and I'm sure it could be hot wherever it is you are, but damn it, it is miserable. We were watching the White Sox game last night, and it was like 11 o'clock

damn near, and the guys on the TV are like well it's still 90 degrees here in chicago like holy shit it is 90 degrees still in like 10 30 in chicago where it might get hot three days out of the year and uh it's 90 degrees at 10 o'clock at night so uh it's pretty fucking brutal out there i I think it's a record high today, or it's going to tie a record high or come close. Well, today's actually, it hit 100 in Nashville. Oh, it did? And it's the first time that's happened since July 8th of 2012. If it gets above 100, it would break the record, but the record is 100, and it hasn't even been 100 here in over 3,635 days.

Well, here we are. So welcome in, everybody. We went to Fort Lauderdale for a couple days. One thing we learned about us is we are old. Oh, yeah. We like somehow between this time and the last time we went to Fort Lauderdale, Fort Lauderdale has become far more of a party town than we remember it. It's like Miami Junior now. Like now the little stretch of bars that's down by the beach that used to be, you know, it was lively, but it was still chill enough where you didn't feel like you were in Miami where they're pushing the two-for-one drinks

that have little, little, little amounts of alcohol in them and gratuity is included at 18% and there's people screaming at you to come into their bars. Like that was very Miami to me. And it never used to be like that in Fort Lauderdale. I guess the last time we went was four years ago. Boy, it has changed a bit. Something has changed over the course of four years because

it is a party scene and people are wild. There are no old people. I thought we were going to roll into Lauderdale, go to some of these cool little bars, dive bars on the beach. It'd be old people. They'd be sharing stories. Maybe be a little bit too descriptive about stories about their sex lives.

All that kind of shit. I thought that's what we were going to get in Fort Lauderdale. This time, that is not what we got in Fort Lauderdale. Everywhere we went, I mean, this sounds so old. And I understand that I sound so old. But we're walking down the main drag there there and people are just blasting music loud. All the bars are obnoxious. Like everything about it sucked.

Yeah. I just wanted to go sit at a bar stool, which luckily we were able to on Saturday. We did go to our favorite place, the drunken taco. And Saturday was like far more, I don't want to say chill, but it was a little bit better than Sunday because Sunday we had drank at the pool all day at the hotel. Yeah. And they're like, all right, let's walk walk down we'll get some food and we'll do some drinks and we hate dinner at Bubba Gump's yeah because it was one of the more empty places yeah

and it was delicious though you were very anti Bubba Gump's but I think you've changed your tune I have changed my tune I think Bubba Gump is pretty solid yeah because you never got seafood before that's the key you'd always get chicken tenders who gets chicken tenders a child yeah a child that man i was so damn hungry like the beach will take it out of here right so my ass goes in there i'm like i'm getting clam chowder i'm getting shrimp i'm getting all this shit i went wild pina coladas earlier yeah and um you know we had a good time um you know beach was nice i uh i left that sunday night after bubba gums we both walked down to the strip and we're both like okay i can't this is too much It's a pretty miserable experience

We out no diggity no doubt It was no good Everyone thinks you guys are so fun you pour it all the time No we sit at home on the couch and drink and watch YouTube Yeah correct We don't do social things That's a great myth about us We are two of the most boring humans on the planet.

I mean, we were supposed to go to this Motley Crew concert on Thursday, and we're both kind of like, well... Well, it's next, it's Thursday the 30th. A week from tomorrow, depending on when you're listening to this. We already made Luther's reservation, like, we'll just go down there, we'll spend all day, we'll hang out with some listeners, we'll go to the show.

And now it's kind of like, well... Nope, I ain't going, it's too damn hot. It's going to be hot. Let me ask you a question. Like, I would judge somebody if they sat their ass in oppressive heat to watch Vince Neal butcher a bunch of songs. Like, I would judge that person. So how could I, how could I with a straight face, how could I be that person that goes

to that concert and sits there in the fucking heat watching Vince Neal be terrible? Okay. And again, it would be another situation. Like we, again, we sound very old. I understand that, but it is a process to go to an event downtown for us. Yes. And by the way, downtown Nashville might as well be fucking Memphis every damn day. Someone's getting shanked. Someone's getting stabbed. Somebody got shot in a parking garage. Somebody got their ankles bashed in last night, apparently. Like, Nashville is actually a shithole when it comes to crime, and Broadway is a hotbed for that. The pedestrian bridge, which you have to cross to go to Nissan Stadium, because Nissan Stadium's across the water. That's, like, one of the biggest areas for crime. It's like people hang out.

Like, 15-year-old kids are stabbing people on this pedestrian bridge. Yeah. And you have nowhere to go. So like you're just stuck on this bridge and they, I mean they will fuck you up. But again, it's not even just that, like the crime,

whatever, it's a city. I get it. But it's the process. It's like, we're 30 minutes from downtown. So if we want to drink, that means we have to take an Uber 30 minutes.

And then we have to take an Uber 30 minutes back. And there's like specific Uber pickups and there's surge charges. Cause it's Nashville and there's always a surge. So the next thing you know, you spent probably a hundred dollars on an Uber round trip. and there's like specific Uber pickups and there's surge charges because it's Nashville and there's always a surge. So the next thing you know, you spent probably $100 on an Uber round trip. Yep. Or, oh, let's be responsible and get a hotel.

Well, the hotels in downtown Nashville are all $300, $400. We are old as shit. Then there's the fact of you have to work the next morning and we learned that concerts on weeknights are probably not the greatest idea. It's one thing to go see Sammy at the ryman and it's two hours and it's whatever this fucking motley crew show is is going to be like six hours it's an ordeal and it's joan jett

and it's poison and it's motley crew and it's dev leopard and like and and as we mentioned um vince neal sucks and uh one of the things we did when we were in Lauderdale, when we were in bed randomly. On the Sunday after we walked back from the bars because we're like, this is lame. So we watched the Astros and the White Sox. And then somehow I get into a YouTube wormhole looking up Vince Neal stuff. So we started watching the show that they had performed the night before in Miami. And he was terrible. So that led down the wormhole of Jilly going,

hey, did Vince Neil once fall off the stage? Sure enough, like last year, dude fell off the stage and broke his ribs. Well, didn't he quit in the middle of a show? Yep, a couple of months ago, just quit in the middle of the show because he couldn't sing. Oh, this one says,

Vince Neil leaves drunken cameo for fan. And when I tell you that that drunken cameo was a thing of beauty, holy shit, that drunken cameo was a thing of beauty. There was a lot of cameos for fan. And when I tell you that that drunken cameo was a thing of beauty, holy shit, that drunken cameo was a thing of beauty. There was a lot of cameos. Which then led us down the wormhole of all the cameos from Vince Neil. They were great. Who, I think he's actually like quit cameo. He no longer takes new cameos. He's busy now with a tour. Well, yes, but. But all that aside, even if the concert was at like Bridgestone, which is A, inside, and B, all that aside, even if the concert was at, like, Bridgestone,

which is A, inside, and B, a lot easier to get to than Nissan Stadium, then maybe. Yes. But now, as it stands, we're like, well, let's just cancel Luther's boarding. Let's just, you know, I don't think we're going to do it. Yeah, but we're old. Like, I don't know what point in life you just get old. I'm old as shit.

The people at this show will also be old. Don't get me wrong. Yeah, but see, they're at a different level of old. They're at that level of old where they've been old long enough where they feel lame for not doing stuff and they're looking to revive their youth. They also probably at least have somebody in that group that's going to the show with them who's a designated driver. Probably.

We don't have that. No. So we're waiting for Ubers. Again, we're at this weird part where- We don't have a Meltzer here. No, we don't have that. No. So we're waiting for Ubers. Again, we're at this weird part where- We don't have a Meltzer here. No, we don't. We're at a point in our lives where I'm 35, however old I am. We're both in our 30s still.

So we feel old, but we're not old enough to have been years away from experiencing doing wacky shit. The people going to this Motley Crue show are going to be people who are years removed from being wacky. So this is kind of like their rumspringa. They're just like back at it like one night only. Let's get fucked and relive our youth. We're like, no, I was just young like five minutes ago. And I'm not going to sit out there and have the sun kick my ass for seven hours watching fucking Vince Neil. And then get stuck waiting for an Uber for 45 minutes and then get annoyed.

And then I end up probably throwing my phone on the ground because I'm sick of waiting because I just want to go home because I'm drunk and I want to go to bed. Yes. And you don't want to be around Jilly when it gets to that point. Well, that's the worst when you're just stuck there waiting. To be fair, the Ubers in Fort Lauderdale were fantastic. They were awesome. We waited no longer than three minutes no matter where we were.

They were not crazy prices. We went all the way to Hollywood to find the old people on the last night of the trip. And from what I understand, Hollywood is not where the old people are. It just so happened it was a slow night. It was a Monday night. Yeah, that'll do it. But it seems more tolerable than Fort Lauderdale. We found a really cool brewery.

That was a much better time. Yes, but we're going to have to go to somewhere where there's more old people. We might have to go back up to Fort Walton Beach or, you know. Not Destin. There's too many families there. Yep. We got to go to Fort Walton. Now, this is that cameo we were talking about from Vince Neil.

Hey, Decker. This is Vince Neil. I want to say happy birthday, brother. This is actually from Christian, Mom, Ethan, and Blake. So keep on rocking. Shout out to the devil. And do some feel-good stuff. Big old 4-0, you man.

All right. See you later. And imagine that's how he sings. I enjoy that Vince Neil speaks only in um in lyrics from motley crew of course like hey bro happy birthday hope you go out to the strip club and see some girls girls girls but if one of them breaks your heart that's just the same old situation man you know how it is but hey you gotta kickstart your heart am Am I right? Dr. Feel good. Woo. Big four. Oh, Vince Neil of Motley crew. Rock on, brother.

Yeah, he's he's a mess. All that said, somehow that next Thursday is going to roll around and I'm going to convince myself to go to this goddamn concert. Well, we're about to cancel Luther's boarding, so you're going to be home by yourself then. I guess so. But anyway, glad you guys are listening today. What is going on in the world well okay i've had issues lately you've been way too into twitter again i have been way way too into twitter

and it's mostly because i like there's just so many fucking frauds so many this isn't even about you gotta learn to ignore them you engage with them and that's what they want okay but here's the thing all right so like and none of this has to do with just me on the radio or anything i don't care someone shits on me for the radio show or philly or whatever like that's not really bothering me what's bothering me is people like political people they're all so full of shit and that goes on you know both sides like i'm sure there are people listening to this right now like yeah josh was fucking liberals they're fucking full of shit you've just gotta you gotta take a break from it like every day we do this pod oh someone said i'm

woke oh someone said i'm a conservative and then we just get into politics and it just gives me a headache well by the way and that's just like twitter for you like you see these tweets and you can't help yourself i know well but this isn't even so much about the politics so much it is about the people and like people i know on a personal level and i know they're full of shit and it just irks me. Like, I like, I'm like, there's no way you think this way. And then I think I'm mad at myself because like, Hey, I'm sort of friends with you. Am I a fucking asshole for being friends with you? Because you're just a fucking stooge. Like some of these people are just fucking turds, man. Like, like there's no way you think this way um and a lot of like the one that's been annoying me lately is this one about the the lesbian kiss in this light year movie

oh yeah and it's just funny because you get these people and they're able like they listen to like clay travis god somebody god somebody tweeted me because i tweeted something about that that golf tour or whatever with the saudi money yep someone said, hey, look, Clay Travis is still not going to love you, bro. And that really pissed me off because the last person I give a fuck about loving me at all is fucking Clay Travis. Like, I don't like Clay Travis at all. I think his show sucks. You know this.

I've said this a hundred times. I think it's fucking terrible. So I couldn't care less about Clay Travis loving me or any of these other people, these political people loving me. But they all kind of parrot his points. Like, I guess that comes with taking Rush Limbaugh's job and inheriting this 5,000 radio stations is you get to, you know, come on the air and inherit this giant audience. So like when they talk about this light year movie, for instance, right. And I find this shit to be the funniest fucking shit is that these people have been able to convince themselves that

the reason this light year movie didn't perform like it was supposed to perform is because there were some lesbians kissing there was like two like and the way they describe it brief second oh god the way they describe it you would have thought it was the pool scene in wild things like you would have thought that like one other one lady threw another lady on the bed and just tongue punched her fart box just like non-stop And like, it was like a five, six minute gratuitous fucking butthole licking scene from Emmanuel. That's what you would think about when you hear these people talking about it. It is literally a second girl walks in. That's her girlfriend. I guess her wife, I've seen the clip. She gives some sugar. That is it. They

don't make a big deal of it. You know what? Strangely enough, it's just like when you or me would kiss each other walking into a room or anybody listening in their wife or any woman in their husband or boyfriend listening. You walk in, you say, oh, it's good to see you. Give me some sugar. But they don't even say, give me some sugar. They walk in, give me some sugar. And that's it. The average kid's not even going to notice that. Oh God. I love these people. They're like, well, I don't want to have to explain to my kid, my five-year-old, the birds and the bees, brother. Really? So you think because two girls kiss each other, first of all, your five-year-old kid has no fucking clue. But let's just say your five-year-old kid does go, wow, dad, those two girls kissed.

You know what you tell your five-year-old kid? That's okay. They're brother and sister. Or that's okay that they're whatever. Like, what are you going to do? You say, well, time to have a deep conversation about this kids well that right there that is a lesbian and like no they're five years old yeah like like i just love these arguments they're probably not gonna notice the kiss it was that quick it wasn't like it was zoomed in on it or anything like there is no way they care

about this kiss and there's plenty of kiss in another disney movies too that if you're worried about having to explain the birds and the bees. And it's not even just the kissing that happens in some of these other Disney movies. If we're being honest, a lot of it is a dude sexually assaulting a woman. There. There you have it. Go down. I guarantee you can find some Reddit thread or something about Disney movies where the prince essentially sexually assaults the fucking woman.

Snow White certainly didn't give consent. Totally. She was passed the fuck out. Snow White certainly didn't give consent. Totally. She was passed the fuck out. She was date raped. Yep. Sleeping Beauty was hardcore date raped. And nobody explains that. I guarantee you there's a kid that probably asked,

Dad, is he supposed to kiss that girl when she's sleeping? Yeah, that's totally okay because your dad did that to your mom and that's how you're here now. But God, the idea, like, I love how serious these guys are. Like, growing up, my dad, you guys know Scotty. I mean, he is what he is. He's not the most perfect dad in the world, but dad would sit down, and he'd say, hey, watch Risky Business or something like that.

And I'd say, okay, dad, what's Risky Business? Well, you know, it's got the guy from Top Gun. You like Top Gun, right? Like, yeah, I like Top Gun. Well, this has the guy from Top Gun in it. And I go, well, that sounds like it's good enough for me. Let's watch. And me and my dad would sit our asses down and we would watch Risky Business. In Risky Business, they make love on a real train. In Risky Business, she walks right into the dude's house and they just start going

at it in the living room, right? Like it's a pretty aggressive, sexy movie that I watched when I was about eight years old. Is that the best parenting in the world? Eh, probably not. But I turned out fairly normal. Maybe not amazingly normal. Maybe not the most perfect individual ever. But I feel like I'm pretty normal, right? This article was from a year ago, speaking of,

Disneyland's new Snow White ride criticized for including Prince Charming's non-consensual kiss. Well, listen, I'm being facetious to a degree. Like I wouldn't sit there and fight the fight over this and say this has to be taken out of movies or anything. But what I would say is you're okay with that. You don't have to worry about explaining to your five-year-old that this guy just macked on and made out with some chick that was past the fuck out. But you're worried about two girls kissing each other that you wouldn't even notice unless you were looking for it because you're angry and you want to be bitchy with the liberals. What does the story say?

Oh, I just closed it. It's basically the Snow White ride at Disney was outdated, and people were angry that it still, when they revamped it, still included the final scene, which is, of course, when it's the kiss from true happiness. And honestly, I don't give a shit that that happened and i don't think that disney was like hey we're we're getting all rapey with it but if you want to get technical and you're like hey i have to answer some questions i gotta answer questions my kid's gonna ask and what happens when my kid asks why snow white uh why that well okay whatever like these people are nuts, man. And, um, like this light,

your movie didn't make the money they thought it was supposed to. And I think that could be for a multitude of reasons. I think the most important, I think there's two and someone brought this up and it's a good point. One, one of the stars of the movie, the dude that buzz, that does the voice of buzz light year. Um, he said that people are idiots and that would keep people from wanting to go see it. Like a lot of these guys are morons when it comes to how they handle their business. They think in their quest to be super duper woke, that it's smart to call the people who are on the other side stupid. And they forget that the people on the other side spend fucking money too, and don't want to be called stupid. So they say, Hey, I know how to really pay you back, not spend $30 to go see

your shitty movie. So I think that was a part of it. And I agree with the person who brought that up. And I think it's also because I don't know any kid who wants to see an origin story of Buzz Lightyear. They want to see a toy fly around with Woody and go save the day. Give him Toy Story 6 or something. And then there's the slinky dog. And there's Mr. Potato Head. And there's all that shit.

And they're cool with it. And that's what they want to see. They have zero interest in seeing some guy guy just some cartoon dude for two hours i think that's a big factor in it too i just don't think there's a lot of interest in that but like the idea that yep once you go woke you go broke brother that was a bad decision by going woke nobody saw your movie like you're a simpleton does that like does it bother you to be that simple? To, like, have no depth in how you look at things and just look at things through such a myopic, simplistic view? Well, I'm pretty sure if Tim Allen did this movie, it still would have not done nearly as well as they thought. Because, again, the story is stupid.

The concept is stupid. The kids want to see the Buzz Lightyear they know. Correct. The toy, not the dude. You are 100% accurate on that one. So just watching people get worked up over it is really a hoot. And so that's one of the things that's just annoyed me and that I've argued with people about. Another thing you hate, since we're talking about things that you hate as is usually the case, stranger things.

I don't hate stranger things. I just don't like it and I've never really watched it. But you seem annoyed by it because it's everywhere. I am but it's like it doesn't impact me. I'll say this. We were at the pool and somebody went out and ordered some dominoes and they're using the old school throwback dominoes boxes because

of Stranger Things and that looked cool. They're doing Stranger Things at the Astros game this afternoon and apparently thanks to Stranger Things, Kate Bush is having her resurgence with the running up the hill song running up that hill made a deal with god do you know how much she's on pace to make from that uh let me do the math here so how many streams does it have like billions of streams it's been like the number one song on itunes for like three well i mean the what

really matters is whether or not she wrote it and i'm assuming she did and has the publishing for it and if that's the case and she probably stands to make a shitload i'd guess i'm gonna go eight million dollars 1.3 million okay i really oversold that what do i know but still what i guarantee kate bush wasn't on pace to make 1.8 million dollars doing anything this year that would be my guess that would be like the dream though. You do something in the 80s and then here we are years later and all of a sudden, hey, here's a million bucks. I wonder if Rick Astley got that. Whenever the whole Rickroll thing

became a thing again. That might have been during the fight for the artist's rights to get those pays and to get those paychecks. Possibly. But I would say this, it certainly revived his career to the point where he became a novelty again, and people would put him in tours. Like, Rick Astley

I think currently is part of this new Kids on the Block tour. Yep, he is. So, like, that at least gets you paid. Like, because Rick Astley was out of sight, out of mind for 20-some-odd years, and then one day they start Rick-rolling people, and he becomes a novelty, and he's been, I would imagine he's been steadily doing some sort

of work since then so except that time your dad thought he died that's a fun story and I think dad actually did a whole post about it too that Rick Astley no we were sitting at dinner yep we were having dinner it was your sister's birthday and Ted goes guys I don't know Rick Rick Astley just died let me get on Facebook and do a post. So we start looking it up, and we're like, Dad, Rick Astley's not dead. I don't know where you heard this, old Facebook man, but Rick Astley is alive. And he immediately just started typing out this two-paragraph long post. Let me talk about my close personal friend, Rick Astley. Dad, you've never met Rick Astley.

I know that, Josh. It's theater of the mind, Josh. Deal with it. But Rick Astley very much alive. Yes, and I'm sure, Josh. It's theater of the mind, Josh. Deal with it. But Rick Astley very much alive. Yes, and I'm sure making money. I'm trying to think of other people who had a resurgence. And I'm sure, I don't know that there's been someone who's had a Kate Bush type of thing where they have the publishing for a song and it just has this big boom

and they make a just found money of $2 million. But there are people who become in style again and um like i like now some are bigger like if the spice girls decided to tour tomorrow right and they tried that already did they they toured did they make money doing it i mean i think it was fine if the if the if in sync got back together and toured, they'd all make a billion dollars doing that. But if it's someone who wasn't a huge star anyway, nobody gave a fuck about Kate Bush, but her song is picked up in this cool, hip way, like Stranger Things has done for it. I'm trying to think of someone who would be an example of that, but I can't really think

of anybody else. I mean, I'm sure they exist, but I can't think of it. You're going to probably see more things like that, especially when you have shows that take place either in a different time, like obviously that does. That takes place 30 some odd years ago, or the right song. I guarantee you, Don't Stop Believin' found its resurgence when it was in the last episode of The Sopranos. You know, it's just kind of how it works. If the right big mainstream thing uses your song, you're big again. Kate Bush is like, fuck yeah. Take my million for doing nothing.

They're like, hey, Kate. She's like, do you guys want me to do some shows? No. Nobody wants you to do any shows, Kate Bush. But we'll gladly spin your song a couple times and people will download it. And you'll make tons of cash. Just enjoy the moment. Dude, that's pretty fucking badass.

Good for her. I mean, it's a shitty song, but good for her. What else are the people bitching about today, Jilly? Oh, well, there's Deshawn. And, of course, Deshawn paid off 20 of the 24 chicks. Yeah, but now Deshawn's been kind of overshadowed by all the Dan Snyder stuff today. What's the latest with that? About the details about a 2009 sexual assault.

Oh, well, I mean, you've got to be more specific. I feel like there's always some sort of... They never made any sort of, like, you know, they're supposed to at least report that to the league offices, and I guess no one did. There's a whole lot of it. I haven't really read much. But that's taken kind of a...

That's kind of pushed Deshaun down a little bit, so he's probably happy about that. Well, I think we've all known for a long time that the Redskin, the Commando Skins, or whatever the hell they're called, that they've been a creepy, slimy organization, and it's nothing new regarding them, so it's not shocking that they are just gross. The Deshaun thing was shocking. Hearing that Dan Snyder, of course, Dan Snyder, here's what I love, these fucking frauds. So you've got the Redskins who find their coach

$100,000 for having an opinion that some people viewed as shitty, right? About the January 6th, they find him $100,000. I think there might be more people in the world that were more upset about Jack Del Rio than they were about Deshaun, who's a fucking serial predator. But what's even greater is that that was an organization that you've got the owner involved in sexual assault. You've got like the owner, like trying to whore out cheerleaders to big corporate sponsors. And they want to act like Jack Del Rio is their biggest issue that the guy's got a dumb opinion. But you know who actually had a good view on this? A guy who's had a lot of good opinions lately, just a lot of good views that I agree with is Bill Maher. Bill Maher had a great viewpoint on that about Del Rio, which is essentially you're fining people

for having an opinion, which he said the opinion was wrong, which whatever, you can debate that if you'd like, but his point was now we're sitting here punishing people for being incorrect. And you're really fucking with shit when you do that because you're creating a slippery slope and a really scary universe where you're not even allowed to have the wrong answer. For a while, it was if you say the wrong word, if you say this slur, if you say this, you're canceled. Now imagine a universe where you have an opinion on something like January 6th and people disagree with it and the wrong people disagree with it to the point that you get fined a hundred thousand dollars. Like that's fucked up. And, um, and that's just, I mean, that's a bad precedent to set. That's the

kind of shit that scares the shit out of me that we're getting to a point now where we are, are, are hitting people in the wallet because they wallet because we disagree with their opinion. Not just that they said a slur, not just that they did whatever, not that they sexually assaulted someone. We are now punishing people because we don't like their opinion. And when it does that, you see people at a high profile job that can find a hundred thousand dollars. It makes it really easy to do it to a bunch of slap dicks as well. And a bunch of slap dicks at their job could very easily be punished for that shit too. And for whatever reason, this is considered like a right wing viewpoint to say like, Oh my God, that's bullshit. It should be a viewpoint shared by

everyone that people don't want to be punished because their opinions are wrong. Cause if we're punishing people for wrong opinions, I mean, fuck LeBron would have, he wouldn't be a billionaire anymore. Cause if shitty wrong opinions got you fine, tons of cash, LeBron would get fined every five minutes because he's a fucking imbecile and he's stupid, but we don't find people for wrong opinions unless you're Jack Del Rio, unless you have the wrong opinion politically, which is complete bullshit, you know, and I'm vehemently opposed to that kind of shit. You guys know I'm opposed to that kind of shit. And what happened to Jack Del Rio is bullshit.

I was talking to a friend of mine who I'd say kind of falls more so in the left wing side of things in the left wing universe. Okay. And I asked him about Deshaun. I said, so what a fucked up world that there are people out there who are more appalled by Jack Del Rio than they were of Deshaun Watson. And he goes, you know, I'm starting to think differently about the Del Rio thing.

And I'm starting to think that they shouldn't have find him. No fucking shit, asshole. Anybody who speaks for a living or is ever in front of a microphone should be scared shitless of that kind of stuff. They should be petrified to know that your wrong opinion, just like, and by the way, a lot of people think your opinion's right. If your opinion that is viewed wrong by the wrong people, if those people can, can find you like why talk? It's a petrifying universe. It's a scary universe, man. And, um, and this person who is a left-leaning type person goes yeah i'm changing

my opinion on that no shit no fucking shit you should well it's just funny how easy and quickly these like fines come down for something like that but then you've got these assault cases or the deshaun you know civil cases and it's like well let's give it some time um well here's the thing the Deshaun thing is very heavily rooted in race right and we know this so when you look at Deshaun there are a lot of people who are going to say that they feel Deshaun did nothing wrong and it's kind of an OJ thing right there were a lot of black folks who were just on OJ's side because he was OJ and because he was black and they were trying to get back for years and years of police brutality and oppression. So what did they do? They were on OJ's side only for that reason. The info was there. The data was there. He'll watch

that documentary, that 10-part documentary or whatever it was about OJ. I mean, there are people in there basically admitting, ah, fuck, we knew he was guilty, but I mean, we couldn't let the white guys win, right? So go OJ. Like, I think that's what you're getting with Deshaun. I think there are people who, and I think it goes politically in some cases too. Like, I think there are a lot of people that side with lunatics, but they're on their side politically. So they will fight for them and they will defend them.

Whereas if they were on the other side, they wouldn't touch it. I think racially, that's what you get with Deshaun. I think there are a lot of people who see, they go to Twitter and they see a bunch of white people on Twitter going, throw the book at him, kick him out. And like their back gets up a little bit and they're, and they're driven to just defend Deshaun because they view this as a, an indictment on all black men or all black people. So they have to go out and say, oh man, that shit ain't no big deal. What did he do? I mean, come on. That ain't no worse. And then they'll bring up Ben Roethlisberger. Why do they bring up Ben Roethlisberger? Because Ben Roethlisberger is

fucking white. That's why they bring him up. That's why that happens. So there's always got to be a bring up a white guy. And if you're a black guy, you bring up a white guy. You're a white guy. You bring up a black guy. That's the way this shit works. So when I see it, I'm just, I'm like, it's obvious what's happening. And I don't comment on it on social media. Cause I don't feel like getting canceled on social media. You've got to take a breath as we open the show with, you've got to step back from the Twitter a little bit. Correct. And I certainly wouldn't tweet this or put this on Facebook or anything else, but that's how this is. There are people and they are 100% feeling the way they feel about Deshaun Watson because Deshaun Watson is black.

There is no question in my mind about that. And they know. Same thing, I think we've seen it with Cosby, too. Look at the dad on Cosby. Guy's a fucking monster. But you can't let the white dudes win. That's kind of how this goes. Well, he was just found guilty of, was it an underage

girl that he harassed or something? Like 40 years ago. 40 some odd years ago. He was found guilty of sexually abusing a 16 year old in 1975. I think he was found liable for it. Guilty? Well yeah, he was liable but the guilty was he was

liable for it but he was not convicted of raping this girl. I think is what it was. was liable for it, but he was not convicted of raping this girl. I think is what it was. He was responsible for it. But they didn't say, oh, by the way, Cosby raped this girl. Because if so, he'd be back in jail again at this point, I believe. I've forgotten so much about that thing because it's been so far out of sight. The verdict came down yesterday.

I know. But what I'm saying is the thing itself, I don't know all the details on shit, but if you go back and look at the story, he's found responsible for it happening. I don't know that he was found to be the person that raped somebody is what I'm getting at. I don't think that's what the conviction was, but I could be wrong.

But yeah, race plays a huge part in all this shit. Like you can't, like there's nothing normal about having 60 something massage therapists plays a huge part in all this shit. Like you can't like, like there's nothing normal about having 60 something massage therapist and 26 of them accusing you of, of whatever it is they've accused you of masturbating on them or humping the air or jerking off or ejaculating on them. Right. But people will defend it because it has to be, Hey, it's us versus them. And that kind of goes to what the issue is. And I think that happens with right-wing people and left-wing people. Like right-wing people will defend scummy right-wing people because they're right-wing people. Left-wing people will do the same fucking thing. Alt-left,

alt-right people will do that. They will find a way to defend it. And that's the killer in all of this. That's the downer in all of this. That's what they'll do. Like you got to find some, you know, like, you know, you'll find somebody. Like, I was reading somebody today, and they were talking about some politician, about some liberal politician about how he got caught with a gay prostitute or something. And it's like, what does it matter that the prostitute was gay? Oh, that'll get your people riled up. Because when, you know, Trump pays a fucking porn star to fuck, nothing to see here.

Note, out of sight, out of mind. mind what he was just trying to get laid this guy has sex with a you know a gay prostitute and it's oh my god this guy is gay and he had sex with a gay prostitute like people are just full of shit that's who they are um speaking of Trump if Trump would just tell people that it like just tell his minions that it's okay to be gay which I don't I mean Trump is not anti-gay I've never seen anything that would suggest that. So what Trump needs to do is come out and be like, guys, listen, it's a, it's okay. They're having, look, they're having gay sex on the show. They're having that. Listen, it's okay to have a gay kiss in the movie. The movie's fine. It's amazing. Have some gay kisses. That's in fact, I'm getting a blow job under this podium right now by a man. It's okay. Gay means happy. Happy means gay.

It's fantastic. It's beautiful. It's okay. Do that, and then maybe all these wackos won't be so angry that a girl gave another girl a kiss in a Pixar movie. I want to explain to my kids. I don't want to have to explain to my kids what sex is and the birds and the bees. Giving somebody a kiss is not the birds and the bees, friend. The birds and the bees is more so like, hey, someone was fucking.

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