The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Pete Rose Creepiness, Cale Gundy, Olivia

Episode Date: August 8, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show talking about their drunken Air BnB rental. The gang is headed to Fayetteville, Arkansas to see LSU take on the Hogs in November. Go Hogs. This Air BnB is a Bed and Breakfast and looks haunted AF. Josh unloads on Pete Rose. How will Deshaun Watson handle an entire Massage Therapist convention in Cleveland? Oklahoma Assistant HC Cale Gundy resigned after he said a bad word. Josh thinks it's absurd and a real statement about where we are as a people.Olivia Newton-John died. This is strange because Josh spent a good amount of time on the radio show discussing her today. He is now convinced he killed her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We love you. Thank you very much. This is the Josh Ennis Show. Howdy, everybody, and welcome in to the Josh Ennis Show. It's Josh and Jilly today. Jilly, how are you? I'm good. How are you? Oh,. It's Josh and Jilly today. Jilly, how are you? I'm good. How are you?

Oh, I'm super. I am super today. Your last few days of being 35. Yeah, we got the big party coming up on Friday night on Twitch. You guys should join us. And I have ideas. Oh, you have ideas? I do.

Look at you coming to the table with some ideas. May have some plans in motion. Oh, no. I don't like the sounds of that actually. You should, it'll be fun. All right, so that's coming up on Friday of course, so that should be quite the time. Luther is here as well, he's just hanging out. Boy, we got a lot to get it, it's a busy day. It's weird because Mondays should be the worst day to wake up, but for me they're the best and I don't. Especially because we Sunday Funday and we drink probably more than any other day on Sundays.

It's fascinating because I drink a lot. I go to sleep later usually on Sundays. I get up and I'm just raring to go. Whenever Vince Neil starts singing, I'm just ready to go. But it's also weird because the whole point of day drinking and Sunday fun is it's supposed to help you fall asleep earlier. But it doesn't. Well, maybe we have to start earlier. Maybe starting at 4 is too late for a Sunday fun day.

Maybe. But my point in all of this is it doesn't matter. I still get up at 4.05 and I'm in better shape on Mondays than I am any other day of the week. That's what I don't get. I don't understand how I can just roll out of bed at four Oh five on a Monday and be like, let's rock. Maybe I'm still drunk. I don't know, but I'm able to get out of bed and go rock and roll, baby.

Let's go. By Tuesday, it's like a Wednesday by Thursday and Friday. I'm a zombie when I try to get out. You're not still drunk because then you eventually would be hung over. Like by like eight o'clock, you'd really be dragging. So you're not still drunk when you wake up. Guess not. I don't get it.

I don't either. I just get worse off as the week goes on. Well, I mean, you are stocked up on sleep from Friday night and Saturday night. That's true. That's true. By Friday, I have had very little sleep, like five hours a night. Friday night into Saturday, I usually get like eight, nine hours. Saturday into Sunday, eight, nine hours. So you're right.

That's probably it. Probably it. But we welcome you guys into the pod today. Again, birthday bash coming up on Friday. Make sure you're there. We'll get some guests on for that to celebrate my turning 36. What are we thinking? Seven-ish? Probably something like that. Try to get my mom on, see if Tank

will come on, come on i know you're saying oh so the usual suspects some but um you know we'll see who else we can get to call up just you know talk to for a few minutes i'd be interested in hearing mom's birthing stories see what it was like when i was born her birthing stories tell us that's last year did she i don't think we i don't think she told us what it was like i don't know maybe Maybe I'm wrong, but if I don't remember it, then it didn't happen. Because she did tell us the completely different story about how she told your dad she was pregnant with you. Correct. So I thought we'd already discussed this, but maybe not.

I don't know that we did, honestly. But anyway. How much detail are you going to get into these birthing stories? I don't know. I understand now that after I said it, it sounds very strange and I'm sorry. What are we trying to explain here? Exactly. How did it happen, mom?

Let's start from the beginning. Where was I? Where was I? Where was I conceived? Let's get down to brass tacks here. I don't know. It depends on how much I've been drinking and I don't know what wacky plans you have. So I guess we'll see.

But all right so where to start uh here's one for you kiddos I think that our go hogs takes on special meaning now go hogs because we're going to Fayetteville Arkansas baby uh yesterday in our drunken times watching baseball yesterday was a great day of baseball watching by the way other than the fact that the Astros sucked and didn't score a damn run their offense concerns me sometimes if we're being just honest like they're often some of these guys are just slap dick losers on that offense you know like I obviously got to get Brantley back but the offense is inconsistent even the good players are really inconsistent right like even your your uh your Don's are inconsistent and Bregman's are inconsistent.

And like, it's weird, like playing in this division obviously helps them. I think they're a good team. Obviously the pitching's very good. I think they're legitimately a good team, but I wonder what they'd be if they played in a division where there were a handful of good teams and not just them, you know, like, I wonder what they would be because this doesn't feel like as good of an Astros team as it has been in previous years. It doesn't feel as electric of a team as it's been the last couple of years, but it feels like they're going to end up

with one of the best records the franchise has ever had, the way things are going. And I think the schedule does play into that. Well, yeah, when you play Seattle and the Angels and the A's a hundred times, like of course you're going to have a pretty good record. I get that, but that's always been the case.

Since they've moved to the West, for the most part, the other teams have stunk. At least since they've been good, no other teams really keep up with them. They're just bad. It's just weird because I watch this lineup and I think Mancini needs to be... If the Astros played in the Yankees division, what would their record be?

Now, obviously they do well against the Yankees, so I don't think they'd be that much different. Would they have 70 wins? I don't know. But would they have 65 wins maybe? Would they have 63 wins? I mean, the East is a far more competitive division than the West. The West stinks. So, I mean, you wonder. Now, again,

they do fairly well against Boston. I don't know what the hell they've done against Baltimore. I can't remember even if they played Baltimore this year. But the point being in all of this is I do wonder. And my concern for the Astros is the kind of stuff that we saw against Cleveland this weekend, like where McKenzie shuts them up. They should have been shut out two days in a row. And they need to get the bats going again because the pitching seems like it's always going to be there consistently. You're going to get good starting pitching. Bullpen is strong for the most part.

The concern is whether or not you get consistency from the offensive side. And I don't know that they will. I don't know that it'll stop them either. I don't know. But that was a rough two games to watch. Well, the good news is they play the Rangers next. Well, I mean, again, the Rangers aren't dreadful. And then the A's. They are dreadful. rough two games to watch those back-to-back games they play the rangers next so well i mean again the rangers aren't dreadful um but then the a's they are dreadful and then the white socks and

they're at some point you would think the white socks are going to figure something out saying that it doesn't happen there's a month and a half left in the year and it's like hey the white socks are going to figure this shit out guys no they're not no probably not they're just gonna see if they survive and get into the postseason then you've got. Then you've got August 19th through 21st. This will be a good one at Atlanta. So let's see. Can they score against these guys? Here's the thing, though.

Atlanta's gotten their asses kicked lately, too, though. But yes, that's a better test than Oakland or Texas or Seattle or any other team or the Angels. But I am curious because they did not play good baseball over the weekend. They got just embarrassed by this McKenzie dude yesterday. So offensively, they're a concern. But I brought up watching baseball. Great day of watching baseball yesterday. The Astros game stunk, but the Cardinals game, which took seven hours, was very good. The White Sox we watched yesterday and they dominated. So I mean, things were fine. But we start talking about trips that we could make, right? And this was before we were like really drunk.

Like we were only, I was on my second beer. So we were sitting there and it's like, all right, what should we do for a trip? Right? Because we first started with, man, I'd love to go to St. Louis to see a baseball game. We haven't been in a couple of years. I want to go. Well, hotels are expensive. Flights are expensive.

There's just, it's no way to pull it off because i'm not going to spend you know for 250 bucks a night to get a hotel and all it's just a dumb decision 250 bucks on the cheap end like correct hotels are nuts now no it's stupid so that seemed like a dumb idea so obviously we didn't do that so uh we start thinking we looked at lsu's schedule and the easiest drive for us to make would be aurn. The problem is it's impossible to find anywhere to stay in Auburn. That's kind of a pain in the ass, right? Especially when you're two degenerates who are going to go to a football game and get really intoxicated to the point that we won't drive home.

Correct. So we can't exactly stay 30 minutes out of town, and then, you know, next thing you know, your Uber's $200. Correct. Another expense. So we start looking at the LSU schedule again. We go, well, they play at Texas A&M. Maybe we could fly into Houston, drive to A&M.

Well, the flights, again, are like 600 bucks apiece, and it's just stupid. It's around Thanksgiving. It's dumb. So then we see Arkansas. So LSU plays at Arkansas on the 12th of November, right? So I go, okay, let's look to see the distance. Let's check out the distance to drive to Fayetteville, Arkansas. It's about seven hours, seven and a half hours.

So I say, all right, well, that's drivable at least. Let's give it a shot. It's easier than Baton Rouge, which is closer to what, 10? Yeah. So then we say, all right, that's doable there. What's the next move we should make here? What's our next play? Well, then the next thought was, okay, let's look at hotels.

First thing I do is I look at Bentonville, Arkansas, the home of Walmart. Bentonville, Arkansas had cheaper hotels, but it's about 25 minutes away from downtown Fayetteville and all that where the stadium is, which isn't all that feasible. I mean, you could, but it's not all that feasible. After a game, you know, those Uber surges are going to be ridiculous. So, you know, you hate to get stuck down there. And then the next thing you know, again, you're paying a hundred and something bucks for an Uber. Correct. So then you go to the like the Airbnb and and you start looking around on airbnb and you

see if there's any in fayetteville that makes some sense and usually for college games like all the airbnbs remotely close to the campus are like 800 900 1500 like really expensive to be remotely close to any campus any football game day um all that said one pops up and it's like 115 dollars 115 dollars on an airbnb right and we go well what is this so jilly clicks it and it's a bed and breakfast a legit like old school bed and breakfast and this bed and breakfast is in downtown fayetteville arkansas 1.5 miles from the stadium and it's right around this downtown area which is apparently a hopping thing like a cool downtown with lots of bars and stuff yep so we start looking at pictures of it this place looks like some annabelle shit like it looks like like the type of thing like that

like the couple shows up here and everything seems normal then like in the middle of thing that the couple shows up here and everything seems normal. Then in the middle of the night, the walls start bleeding and shit. It's haunted for sure. The carpet is green. There's six different rooms, and they all have a different quote-unquote theme. But all of the rooms, to me, look the same, as in there's just a lot of stuff, and it looks haunted as shit. So I did find out more information.

The lady and the man who run this are actually also the owners of an antique store in town well that makes sense because this fucking thing looks like an antique store exactly it's got like the shitty flower wallpaper and like pictures of old family members and cats on the wall and like porcelain dolls oh god like cluttered like a really cluttered room. The TVs are like old tube TVs. Like it is, I mean, so we said, do you really want to do this? And I said, well, fuck it.

Why not? We're not going to find a cheaper hotel. It's an adventure, damn it. We want to go see Sam Pittman. There's free parking also, which is another thing that you always forget about with hotels. It's like, okay, we got our hotel.

Oh, parking $60 a night. Great. You know, you forget about that. So the other thing with the Airbnbs is sometimes you'll see a really good rate, but then you click on it and it's like, okay, we got our hotel. Oh, parking's $60 a night. Great. You know, you forget about that. So the other thing with the Airbnbs is sometimes you'll see a really good rate, but then you click on it and it's like, okay, between the cleaning fees and the Airbnb fee, like somehow your $115 a night turns into like $600. Correct.

But this one was not the case. We got it for, I think, with the tax and fees, it was like $270. Yep. For both, like combined, both nights. And then we went to the website. We went to StubHub to see what the ticket sitch is. You can get seats in the upper deck at this game for like 20 bucks.

So? So we said, fuck it. Should we do it? Then there was a little fine print that said you must be vaccinated. Yes. We're like, well shit, we got two vaccines in us. I know, I was nervous because they're like, well if you don't show up or there's something wrong due to COVID you don't get a refund.

I'm like, well, shit, what if they want us to be boosted? But they didn't? No, because when I made the booking, you have to wait for them to approve it. And she messaged me and said, yeah, as long as you can tell me that you're vaxxed, I can approve you. I'm like, yeah, we've had both Pfizer shots, and that's not a lie. No. So she said, okay, great.

So we're in. So you still think there's a possibility that this is a scam or no? Because you were skeptical, which I don't blame you because we're skeptical of everything as you should be with the world. I'm skeptical of everything. And you were like, what if this is some sort of elaborate scam? But I don't think it is because it's got a bunch of legit

reviews. No, my whole thing was like, well, why do they need our COVID cards? Like, are they going to steal our identity? But they didn't end up did they actually still need the COVID card? I think we could just bring them. Okay. So either way, so we're going to Fayetteville, Arkansas, baby.

Go home. And yes, it's ridiculous that you have to show proof of vaccination to stay at an Airbnb. But also, I get it because it's close quarters. You're going to have breakfast with six other guests from the other rooms. So, I mean, I get it because it's close quarters you're going to have breakfast with six other guests yeah from the other rooms yeah so i mean i get it they don't want to be responsible for that they seem like nice older people like sure why not so basically we're staying in a haunted house well at least it looks haunted and it looks creepy and it's very like victorian looking like

the inside of it it's an antique shop basically it is so that's what we've got going for us but i'm excited about it it's something different i've been to fayetteville actually what i think the only time i've been to fayetteville was with dad when he was doing these scooby signings and i had to dress as scooby i think that's the only time i've ever been to fayetteville i think we went to Fayetteville. That sounds right. But anyway, so that's where we're going to be on November 11th and 12th. Fayetteville, Arkansas, baby, to watch the Hogs and the Tigers. Both teams are going to suck probably, but I don't give a damn.

Hell, the world thinks LSU's going to suck. LSU's not in the top 25 preseason. And not only that, they're like barely in the top 30 preseason but um well hopefully the game's not at 11 a.m wouldn't that just be the that would be the pits if the game happened at 11 a.m that would be the biggest disappointment ever i doubt it will be but that would be the ultimate and disappointment if we go all the way over there we want to have a good day a party and outside like because the last time we went to a road lsu game was it at syracuse no we went to texas texas okay that was a night game and we spent all day with sean salisbury at the bars and stuff and it was fun um before that i guess it would have had to have been syracuse or you

know like a dallas type of game but which doesn't really count but like just a true road game we went to syracuse and that game kicked off at 11 in the morning central so I guess it was noon east and and it was a dead campus it was lame as shit so it was literally you me and Tank and Tank had a cooler of Miller Lights in the back of his trunk yeah he just sat there in the parking garage and ate like white hot dogs whatever those are they were delicious so good but that's all I remember about that and I remember Tank sitting in the stands with a Miller Lite and a cotton candy. Like we went down to talk to my buddy on the field and I look up at Tank and he's basically by himself in these bleachers.

One hand there's a pink cotton candy, the other there's a Miller Lite. And he like waves with the hand that was holding the cotton candy. That's the question. What? Do they serve alcohol in Arkansas? I think so. Well, because remember, last year we had planned to go to Kentucky.

Oh, that was a big day, yeah. And we canceled because, well, A, the team wasn't very good, and B, they didn't serve alcohol in their stadium. Oh, no. I gotta see. Oh, what if? But we're stuck, right? Well, we can cancel

within 48 hours. Okay, Razor? But we're stuck, right? Well, we can cancel within 48 hours. Okay. Razorback Athletics to expand alcohol sales at D. Okay. Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium. This is in 2019. That sounds good. Beginning with the 2019 season, fans attending football games will be able to purchase beer

and wine in public areas of the stadium. Okay. Yes. Okay, good. Alcoholic beverages at Razorback football games have been available since 2014. That's been that long? Wow, they've been really ahead. Really?

Well, maybe only in the clubs. Oh, no, but that's what it says, but I guess I should have continued. But previously, they've only been available in suites and private club areas, so apparently you can do it all the way around. Okay, that's good. That's good. So we're going to Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium, and we're going to get sloshed. They should be done with all their renovations, I would think.

If I recall last year, it felt like they were building up the end zone. So either way, we're going to Fayetteville. I asked Matt, I was like, dude, have you been to Fayetteville? I assume you have. Matt's never been to Fayetteville either. He went to Little Rock. Well, he should come. So Matt, come on down, buddy.

Take one of the private planes I'm sure your buddies have, and swoop in and pick us up if you guys want. And then we'll wing on over to Fayetteville. You can crash in the giant hot tub in our room. Well, there is still one more room available at this Airbnb. So Matt, you might want to get on that if you're interested. But so that's what we're going to be doing.

We're going to be in Fayetteville, Arkansas, ready to go. All right. Other stuff. You know, old white men, they really love Pete Rose. Like, Pete Rose is without question one of the scummiest humans on the planet. He's a lying weasel. He spent 15 years lying about betting on baseball.

Then to make money, he admitted that he bet on baseball. We find out that he fucked a 14-year-old. Like, this dude is just a fucking creep, yet old white men get a hard-on for him basically because he's not black. Like this dude is just a fucking creep yet. Old white men get a hard on for him because basically cause he's not black. Like if Pete Rose were black, they would think this guy should be in jail for a hundred years. But because Pete Rose ran real hard and he ran over Ray Fossey and he slid head first into a 14 year old, like, Oh my God, he's the man. We love Pete Rose. He's a fucking creep. And like, there are some athletes, like there are athletes that are beloved by people that I don't get, but I don't hate them.

I hate Pete Rose. I despise Pete Rose. And my, the thing is my, my trajectory or my arc on Pete Rose wasn't like, it's been up and down before his book came out. When I was, you know, my teen years, I said, boy, this poor Pete Rose, he got fucked over by these people. But then the more you read about him and read books about him and hear stories about him and hear that he's fucking 14 year olds when he's in his thirties and that he's just a creep. I don't like Pete Rose. I despise Pete Rose. And the fact that so many people idolize this guy still kind of confirms a lot of beliefs people have that black dudes kind of get shit on by people. You know what I'm saying? Like if you're a black dude and you do something like Pete Rose does, no one feels sorry for you. But Pete Rose

gets all this pity from these old white bastards that are so obsessed with the fact that he used to run real hard. But anyway, over the week, I just fucking hate him. I fucking hate Pete Rose. You should go get hit by a bus. He's gross and terrible and trashy. And now he's missing a tooth. So he looks all methed out he sucks and why the fuck does this dude wear a giant flat build hat everywhere he looks like a fucking pedophile bobblehead he really does you look like a fucking dope dude like you just look stupid you look like rob van winkle that's who you look like you look like old methed out vanilla ice with your giant bobblehead sizedsized hat on, you fucking pedo.

But in his defense, she looks 16, according to him. So what are you going to do? But I just find him to be loathsome. Anyway, he was being interviewed today, or a couple days ago, in Philadelphia. Yesterday. Yesterday. I forgot what day it is. Sunday, to be exact, when they had their, was it the 1980s? I'm guessing they honored that 1980 team because they couldn't do it two years ago that would make sense like at first i was like this is a weird year to honor

a team but it makes sense because back two years ago they didn't have people in the stands so it makes sense but uh pete rose is a creep and i hate him and i hate people that root for him i think there's no doubt that this son of a bitch bet against his own team i have no doubt i have no doubt in my mind that this guy bet against his own team. Oh, but Josh, he's Charlie hustle. All he cares about is winning. He'd never been against his own team. Motherfucker. You want to bet? I'll bet you that he bet against his own team. So there, you know what? I'll tell you this. It's a lot easier to build a lineup that sucks than to build a lineup. That's going to win. So let's say you owe money to a bookie, you have to get a win to make all this money back. So what's easier to do?

Go out and guarantee a win or guarantee a loss if you're the manager. If you're the manager, you put together a shit lineup out there and go out there and take the L. You make bad pitching changes, all that, and you lose. Like, you never hear stories of guys. Like, we hear about guys shaving points, right? It's never a reverse in basketball. It's never, hey, we're going to win by more than seven. It's, seven it's oh you're a seven point favorite you're going to win by less than seven

that's how it works because it's easier to control it that way it's hard to go because there's variables out of your control like how hard the other team is going to try whether or not they get hot so you're never if you're going to shave points go out and say or i know by definition shaving points means you know giving that or like I know by definition, shaving points means, you know, giving a, or like, you know, not winning by a certain number. But point being is you're not going to go out there and tell some bookmaker that you're involved in a scam with, Hey, we're going to go out there and cover the five and a half points spread. Cause I know we're going to, you don't know what everybody else on your team is going to do that day. Point being that Pete

Rose, no doubt in my mind, fuck some games up up on purpose so he could win with gamblers and get the money back. Anyway, so Pete Rose said a couple of dumb things this weekend in Philadelphia. First of all, the great one where some gal asked him about this allegation of him banging the 14-year-old. He basically goes like, listen, nobody wants to talk about shit that happened 50 years ago babe that happened 50 years ago babe like all of a sudden he's turned into one of the rat pack he's sammy davis jr let me tell you something babe uh nothing it's not a big deal babe i mean come on use hun sugar tits yeah like hello sugar tits hey listen here you gash listen here you winch why don't you shut the fuck up?

There are men talking, you whore. You dirty, filthy whore. Who invited the broad to this media session? Hey, who invited this whore? Somebody get the broad. Why don't you stick to shit you know how to do? This is baseball. Hey, ma'am, why don't you go talk to some lesbian about softball

and leave the baseball conversation to us men like me and Howard Eskin, people that understand baseball, hun. Hey, sugar tits, why don't you get back in the kitchen? Go barefoot and pregnant into the kitchen. Make me a sandwich, babe. I'm shocked make me a sandwich wasn't uttered. So why don't you say, hey, you know what? I wouldn't fuck you even if you were 14.

How about that, you whore? That's how little I think of you. You want to be smart broad i don't know why we started letting you bitches vote thank you and so that was the one babe i love that hey babe hey like they're talking like he's you know a member of the buena vista social club hey babe or like he's uh or he's uh dennis miller hey babe that's the news, and I am out of here. Well, now that the Phillies have invited Pete Rose back, I don't know what's stopping them from inviting Lenny back.

That's a good point. I mean, Lenny would have a legit argument if he chose to make that argument. Like, has Lenny done some dumb shit? Sure. Has he gone to jail? Not recently. But he's got his faults. You you know did he lose his teeth at the new jersey mics in the garbage yeah that happened did you know maybe he defraud a bunch

of people out of money maybe but you know what didn't fuck a 14 year old as far as we know as far as we know does he have beef with richard marx yes but you know what richard marx has beef with a lot of people on the internet. Remember when Lenny was selling COVID tests? Did he sell bullshit COVID tests and claim to be friends with Warren Buffett? Yes. Yes. But he didn't fuck a 14-year-old and he didn't bet on baseball while playing it. So I think that you're being kind of hypocritical if you don't pick up the phone when you honor the 1993 Phillies which by the way would happen next year so that would be a 30th anniversary of that so I think you owe it to Lenny to pick up the phone and say hey let's let bygones

be bygones bro you can bring your Asian women like he could bring his Asian ladies on the field with him I think it's only fair I mean if you going to honor a fucking creep who fucked a 14-year-old and sugar-titsed a woman during a press conference yesterday, I feel as though it's like, hey, you owe Lenny. This is Lenny's moment, man. And they let Pete Rose on the broadcast, right? And he just kept cursing all the McDougals were all into it. They're like, oh, my God. He said cock high and all.

They're like, cool. Put Lenny Dykstra on the broadcast. Yeah, see that? Then you'd have a calamity yeah cowards that you are gutless you are gutless weasels phillies but like i am curious will they invite lenny back because next year will be that celebration i can't wait to find out so will lenny be oh god we got to get him on the phone at some point asking i need to know if lenny is going to be invited to the 1993 philly's reunion he was just tweeting about this pete rose stuff a few hours ago he should jump well that should open up his that should open up the door for him like that should like that should make him happy because

again of all the bad shit lenny's done and he's gotten duis and he's done some real fucked up shit and there are claims that he has been kind of touchy-feely with like maids and shit as far as we know when lenny fucks chicks well we know they're of age because they all look really haggard the ones that i think he's fucking lately so we know that we don't have to worry about those chicks being 14 i feel pretty confident in saying the chicks that he's uh knocking it back with are not teenagers they are although they're from philly so they might look 60 but by me they might be you know 19 possible it's very possible but uh yeah i'm gonna have to get in on some of that chat with him i'm gonna hop in on some of his tweets and say hey do you think the

phils are going to invite you back bro and are they gonna put you in the booth they show they should they should but um yeah so Pete Rose is a creep. Another thing Pete Rose said over the weekend, Pete Rose has great logic about stuff. I mean, he's nothing if not logical. Pete Rose, here's a back and forth with he and a reporter about, you know, banging a 14-year-old. Pete, you were here, but you were asked before the game about how you thought

some of the sexual allegations against you in 2017 might affect the way fans or women view. I'm going to tell you one more time. I'm here for the Philly fans. I'm here for my teammates. I'm here for the Philly organization. And who cares what happened 50 years ago? You weren't even born. So you shouldn't be talking about it because you weren't born. And if you don't know a damn thing about it,

don't talk about it. I mean, look. Your boy Pete's got sound logic. Now, granted, you're basically saying that if you weren't alive for something that you shouldn't talk about it. Therefore, three-fourths of the stadium that was there, the people in the stadium,

probably weren't alive in 1980. So should they not talk about your shitty 1980 team or no? What should they do? And if what does it matter 50 years ago, then why does this team matter now? Yeah, why are you even honoring some baseball team from 40 years ago if things that happened that many years ago don't matter? That was his whole point. That other thing with the chick was, hey, it was 50 years ago. Who cares what happened 50 years ago?

What's sound logic from baseball's hit king? Who cares what happened 50 years ago? You weren't even born. Nope. So you shouldn't be talking about it because you weren't born. And if you don't know a damn thing about it, don't talk about it. Thanks, Pete. Appreciate you, buddy. All you under 40 in the stands hey why are you here why are you here he grabs the mic like i

got a few things to say to you fuckers any of you who are under 40 didn't watch this shit therefore you get get the fuck out there are a bunch of 14 year old girls who'd love to come in here right now and let them in let them all in please know, white people are strange in that way. It's kind of like how black folks are like very defensive of Deshaun Watson, even though it's obvious that the dude's a fucking predator, but they're very defensive because it's like a race thing. Like, oh, the white people are going after Deshaun. Well, fuck them. I'm going to defend him anyway. Or like Cosby. It's obvious that Cosby's a piece of shit, but there's a lot of black folks that will just defend Cosby because he's black and they're black and they don't want the white guy to win. I think it's the same way with white people when it comes to Pete Rose.

I think deep down, these people know Pete Rose is a piece of shit. How do you not, when you read all the shit about him, he's clearly a piece of shit, but like he takes a lot of these old white dudes back to their, to their childhoods of watching, you know, back before all the Hispanics took over baseball and started flipping their bats and shit and being cocky. This is back when just good old-fashioned white men went out there and ran real hard and ran over catchers before they pussified the game. I think that's how they view it. That's a man playing baseball.

And so what? He fucked a couple of 14-year-olds in the process. But did you see him run over ray fossey did you see it he cares about the game and i'll let a few of those things slide you know what he banged a 14 year old he bet on the game does not matter it was 50 years ago babe it was hey babe hey babe listen here sugar tits it was 50 years ago who cares what happened 50 years ago 50 years ago. And who cares what happened 50 years ago? 50 years ago. You weren't even born. You weren't even born yet, Chief. The world was a different place.

So if you weren't born yet, shut your fucking pie hole. How about that? Pete Rose is speaking. And boy, he looks rough. He's like missing one of his teeth in the front. He and Lenny have a lot more in common other than fucking 14-year-olds. They seem to have a lot in common, like missing teeth. But his looks even worse than Lenny because lenny has no teeth lenny's just accepted hey i have no teeth i have dentures like pete rose yeah he has like the missing he's got a meth tooth like he's over here on the right

and you're like that one random tooth on the right side's no longer there and you're like that looks like the tooth of someone or the absence space where a tooth should go from someone who huffs paint behind the Walmart. That's accurate. That's the quality that he has. And that hat is absurd. You just look like a dipshit. But man, you get these white people going on Pete Rose and they wax poetic.

I asked the question on Twitter earlier, is there anyone that old white men love more than Pete Rose and Trump? And there were some good suggestions. There was Clint Eastwood. That was a suggestion. They do love old Clint Eastwood. They do. That was one of the main suggestions we saw from people on there.

And, oh, Stevie Ray Vaughan. Old white dudes do love Stevie Ray Vaughan. They love them all, man. But, shit. You brought up deshaun did you see the uh massage therapist convention is actually in cleveland this year he's got to be sweating he's got to be sweating that shit out right what are the like do you think he's sweating that shit out or is he like gonna put on like a a wig and a fake mustache and show up anyway i don't think he's even like

put on a wig or a fake mustache remember he, he thinks he did nothing wrong. But remember, by his current suspension, he's not allowed to seek out massages from anyone outside of the Cleveland Browns. It's true. So I don't know what his plan is, but he'll go in and he'll put on a fake mustache and a blonde wig and just kind of meander into the massage therapist convention. He'll have a little badge on it'll say like is miguel helping him like it'll say leshawn batson or something on there like hey man i'm leshawn batson and i'd really like a massage please yes miguel will sneak him

in a food cart in the in the in the laundry cart from the hotel haha fool again haha he brought him with you know from the texans yes i mean they ride together yes that is confirmed they ride together they die together there's you know what is funny though like i bet you someone somewhere yep thinks like this whole massage conference is being done there just to set him up no there are people out there who think the texans had that put there because it's still one grand setup to frame deshaun watson because people are fucking morons cal mcnair actually organized the entire massage therapist mr cal mcnair she set up the massage therapist for you deshaun watson yeah uh because people are fucking morons great thing that would be funny

what's that like you know how like wackos will find out where the team is staying and they'll like you know set off the fire alarm or something like before a game yeah what if like they found out where the browns were staying and they just start sending massage therapists to deshaun's hotel room just knocking on the door busted but like the whole time like they all think they're going to someone else's room so like they knock on the door he answers hello like yeah i'm looking for kareem hunt oh you're not kareem i'm so sorry okay and then the next person knocks on the door ding ding ding hello dude that plays for the browns also oh you're not him oh oh you're deshaun okay sorry wrong room and just see like 50 women keep knocking on the door

they're all looking for a different member of the Browns uh and then Deshaun's like he's all the temptations there there's a movie called Bowfinger with um Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy and part of Eddie Murphy's issue is he's addicted to like flashing the Laker girls so like there's a video at the end of it like a security footage of him and he's wearing's wearing a trench coat. He goes, Hey, Laker girls. And then he just opens up his jacket and they all run away. Like that would be Deshaun, but at the massage therapy convention. So Deshaun would go in there and like these, you know, he looks all normal, but then he like whipped, like he has like wind pants on like the bulls in 1995 and like unsnaps them and shit. And all that's there is his cock hanging out with a nap,

like a, like a towel on it, like a little hand towel, just dangling from it. It's like, Hey, massage therapist, come get you some of this.

Cause again, he thinks there's nothing wrong. Yeah. So, uh, but that, it's fun that that worked out that way. What are the odds?

What are the odds? Another story today is that this guy guy uh this uh what's his name from ohio kale gundy who by the way brother of mike gundy the ohio the oklahoma state coach but which makes sense now they probably all get together and watch oan so this is all coming together now he had no choice but also kale gundy was, I think, he was a quarterback in the early 90s. But he has resigned his post as the assistant head coach because he said a word that is not a good word. So in a team meeting, one of the players wasn't paying attention, apparently. So he picked up that player's iPad and started reading aloud the words that were on the actual iPad. Kind of like when you're caught passing a note and the teacher reads it in front of

the class. Well, let's read this. And it says, yes, it says, hey, would you fuck the teacher? Like that type of thing? Yeah. Well, sure. And it had nothing to do with football he said one particular word i should never under any circumstance have uttered uh was displayed on that screen in the moment i

did not even realize i was reading and as soon as i did i was horrified i want to be very clear the words i read aloud from that screen were not my words what i said was not malicious it wasn't even intentional still i am mature enough to know that the word I said was shameful and hurtful, no matter my intentions. The unfortunate reality is that someone in my position can cause harm without ever meaning to do so. In the circumstance, a man of character accepts accountability. I take responsibility for my mistake.

I apologize. This is pathetic. And he resigned. This is pathetic. I'm guessing it was the N-word, right? I assume so. So you mean to tell me you picked up something and you can't read somebody else's words, not directed at anybody.

You can't just read that? Like, if this word is so bad that it should never be uttered by anybody, and fine, it is, then it should never be uttered in anything. If you don't think it's okay for other people to say it whether it's in comments or art or whatever like you know a rap song or in a movie or whatever if you're just quoting a song or something and you use that word that should not be an issue that is bullshit and a guy loses his job because in 2022 he's scared shitless because he said a word that he read on someone's fucking ipad that somebody else was typing yeah he just read the fucking word this

seems like something he easily could have had a conversation with his players about. Like, hey, you guys know I wasn't saying that. Like, it's literally on the iPad. Like, why even make this a public story? Because he's scared to death that someone's got it on video, probably. And then, of course, I can take it out of context.

It's fucked up, though. It's fucked up because you've got people, and I'm not, by the way, this is not white guy asking for permission to say the N-word but what this is is you're so appalled by this fucking word that it's in every other fucking song it's in movies it's in casual conversation i was just watching a clip of the breakfast club radio show you got charlamagne the god saying the damn word on the fucking air and i'm like so you mean to tell me this word is so horrible that a guy reads somebody else's words?

Because if that's the case and it's that big of a deal, there's video from the 1980s of Biden reading some quotes that have the N-word in it. So because he said the word in context, you mean to tell me he shouldn't be out too? Like, it's fucked up, man. And the fact that you're so scared that you said this. But then again, you look at some of the shit that happens in the state of Oklahoma, that basketball announcer that said cotton picking and got fired. Yeah.

I mean, this is fucked up, man. I mean, we don't even know. It's not even, people aren't even offended anymore. They're not offended. You know what they're doing, Jilly? They're doing this because it's power. Like, they know that they have a power, and this is one of the powers they have,

which is they can get people fired. And by they, I mean anybody who's offended by shit. And they know that there's power involved in that. And they look for dumb white people to say dumb shit so they can get them fired. Well, from what I read, I was reading that a lot of the guys on the team thought it was handled internally and like it was discussed and everything was kind of like whatever. But I guess he was still so fucking scared that somewhere, somehow a video of this would get out.

And like you said, you can edit that very easily to make it sound like he was just dropping n-bombs correct like i can understand why he was scared shitless because everybody is that's bullshit like don't tell me how terrible a word is and then it's thrown around so flippantly everywhere and then a coach quotes a player's ipad and i can understand where that happened you're just reading it as as you go and you know now do you have to be smarter? Sure. Should you look at that before you know read it aloud or maybe not read it aloud at all. This isn't 1980. Maybe

but like still this should not end a dude's career. Well that does happen too when you're reading something like a rip and read kind of thing and if you're not reading ahead you're just going. Like I remember I was in college at the time and we were doing like fake radio shows and I was reading some quote from someone. It was like,

and then the cunt said, my teacher was like, get out. Like she was so fucking, but it happens when you're just reading at a time. Like, Oh shit, you're just reading as you go.

This is bullshit. And this is the kind of shit that scares the fuck out of people. And that's why a lot of people don't say shit anymore. Again, I'm not asking for permission to say the N word. And that's why like this kind of argument would fail on the radio. Cause they'd say, Oh,

just white guy looking for the excuse to say the N word and be racist. It's not, but like eventually it's going to come back around on you. Like it doesn't just go forever with, Hey, dumb white coach says the N word. Cause he's quoting something he read on an iPad. Eventually you're going to say something stupid, whether you're black, Hispanic, woman, man, whatever, white, black,

doesn't matter. You're going to say something stupid, and that pendulum's going to take your fucking ass out too, and you're going to really regret being so fake offended by a bunch of shit. That's just reality, man. What if you want to... Go back to Stern, who's like a god to all these Democrats now. Stern said the N-word so many fucking times on the radio there's audio of it it exists that guy makes a hundred million dollars a year well that's this poor dipshit quote some players ipad and he's so fucking scared that he has to quit right because as far as we know no one was

actually offended by this like this probably they might have might've found it funny. Yeah. Like this. I don't know. Didn't even have to be a story. Like it's only in the pug because he issued the statement. He's a pussy, but I don't blame him. I get it. Sure.

But you're scared. Shitless dude. Like I don't blame you. I mean, this could have happened and then you could have all laughed about it. Talk to your players. We're like, Hey,

you guys know I didn't mean it. And then moved on. But that's the sad thing is you got to get out in front of it because if it gets out then it looks worse like this guy shouldn't have fucking quit this guy shouldn't have retired resigned come on man like that sucks you want to tell me that that's a word that shouldn't be said fine but the fact that he's just going through some guy's ipad and that's what the story will become though it like because people can never just admit that it's fucked up that someone loses

their job over this so the goalposts will move and it'll go from the fact that he said it to why are you picking up that man's property? Why are you reading his shit? Like everybody can move the fucking goalposts so much. It's out of control, man. Like it's such bullshit. And that's why people are afraid of their own shadow and people are afraid to say shit on the radio. It's fucked up. Bullshit.

And still we don't know what the word was, but let's assume it was the N word. Yeah, that's us assuming, but I can't imagine. imagine yes i would think it is uh so some breaking news here olivia newton john is dead here's you want to hear something really fucking weird yeah so today was the 42nd anniversary of the release of xanadu okay the movie with olivia newton john i spent a pretty good amount of time on both detroit and nashville talking about how obsessed i am with olivia newton john and singing xanadu and everything i killed her now what do you do tomorrow the same fucking thing is what i'm gonna do i'm gonna sing xanadu again yep she was 73 passed away this morning her husband confirms that she

had breast cancer well she did we I think people knew she had cancer. That sucks. She was such a hot piece, too, back in the 80s, 70s, and 80s. Kind of the whole breakdown of how I liked her better as Sandra Dee and not, you know, the whore at the end of Grease. Right, right, right. Boy, what? I think I killed her.

I mean, now what are you going to talk about tomorrow? You really, I think you did. I think I killed her. Well, let me tell you about 790. God. The A-Team. Let me break that down for you and see what happens. See what kind of magical powers I have.

How about that? Wow, though. I don't know, Olivia Newton-John, she gone. People are going to think you did this tribute because you knew. Because I, like, guys, I should just lie about it and say I did. Like, guys, I did that yesterday because I'm friends with Olivia. Well, I was. She is dead.

Yeah. She's a goner. But that is fucked up, though, to be like that I spent. Like, what are the odds of me spending that much time talking about Olivia Newton-John? Yeah, right. And then Olivia Newton-John dies, like, eight hours later. Well, when Bernie Mac died, I had a dream that bernie mack died the night before like i woke up and i told my friend like i had a dream bernie mack died and then like an hour later it's like bernie mack is dead i'm

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Now you know. And today there's no baseball of substance for us to watch. Nope. It's only like seven games total. It's a weird day. It's only like seven games total. It's a weird day. I don't know how to handle it. So I guess we'll see. I got that Lex Luger thing that's recorded,

but the sound was kind of going out on it, so I hope that's not an actual thing. If so, then we don't have that to watch. But anyway, all right, we're getting out of here. We'll see you guys later.