The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Saban v. Jimbo

Episode Date: May 19, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show listening to messages from the Talk Back. One message is about abortion and Josh goes off. Josh is just tired of both sides of the political spectrum. Josh and Jilly listen to Jimbo Fisher rip Nick Saban. Josh is done with holier than thou coaches. Josh also rips Fisher for accusing Saban of cheating but never saying what he did. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Lovely. Jilly's doing great. Luthor had a bum wheel yesterday, so he didn't do a pod yesterday because Luther has had one of his leg issues again. So looking like it was going to be a miserable couple of days of waiting for him to get better on his own, but by some divine miracle, the vet had an opening today because someone canceled.

Yeah, I called yesterday because we've talked about this before. Luther not putting weight on his right front leg. It's always the same leg, and it's just gotten more frequent. Yep. We both agreed maybe it's time to actually take him to our regular vet, not the walk-in vet. Oh, we went to the Cairo yesterday just because. Yes.

Gave it a shot. And we had to do the walk-in vet the other time it happened because it was a Saturday. So finally we're like, we should probably just go to our normal vet. They have all of his records. They'll know him the best. They're more complete. What's the word I'm looking for?

Thorough. Thorough, yeah. So we bring him a call yesterday, and they're like, yeah, well, we can't get him in until Tuesday. I'm like, well, he can't walk. Like, what am I supposed to do? And you were not happy last night. Well, I just felt terrible because, like, he was so miserable.

And usually when this happens, like, a couple hours, he'll kind of shake it off and, you know, get better. He was not like, he could not walk at all yesterday. Like we couldn't get him to go use the bathroom, nothing. So I felt terrible. I'm like, what am I supposed to do? Just keep them in pain for five, six days. But then I called again this morning and I was like, well, if anything opens up, you could be so kind and luckily because someone is watching out for Luther 10 minutes after I got off the phone with them they called me back and we're like well we can do you at 10 30 today so we got there at 10 31 perfect said boom and so they did some work they think that Luther might have a little bit of arthritis in

one of his wrists that's what it is we finally finally know. So now we know. But they said that the supplement he takes, the Busby, and they said it really helps. They said that's a good thing to do. Yes, they did. To be taking that, and they gave him another medication for it as well. Anti-inflammatory. So that's good. I'm glad about that. So Luther's doing fine now. He's chilling. He's better than he was yesterday. That is good. Still hobbling a little, but we'll see if this medication helps. I've got to get into Saban and Jimbo and Dion. This is my favorite. It's like the most random thing ever. It's how like fucking Nick Saban must be losing his fucking mind

because he's just going after everybody. I mean, he is just like, hey, it's one thing to go after Jimbo. They're a threat in your division and everything, and you've got a history with him, whatever. Like Dion, it's just like, the fuck is Dion doing at Jackson Jackson State like nothing but uh we'll get to that in a second but first let's listen to some of the messages we've gotten over the last couple of days while we've been gone hey Josh and Jilly it's Jake from Texas your only Mormon listener just wanted to see what you thought of Drew Brees possibly coming back to the Saints his arms arm's got one more season in him.

Let me know. It doesn't look like that's going to happen. That thing never gained any legs. I was hammered on Sunday when he tweeted that. You were so excited. And I was like, yep, it's going down. Drew's coming back. I'm texting all my buddies.

I'm texting Matt. I'm like, Matt, Drew's coming back. Fuck yeah. One more run, baby. Let's do it. That's not the case. Like that thing gained no traction whatsoever. It looks like he's not going to be on NBC, but I've been telling you guys that, that he's not a very good broadcaster. He'll end up somewhere. He's not interesting. He's not a very good broadcaster. I don't believe Brady's going

to be a good broadcaster. People just love to get these name guys in there. The better analysts, generally speaking, are the guys who aren't all that good at playing. The same as coaching. The best coaches are the ones that weren't very good players. Same thing with broadcasters. I think there's too much at stake for a legendary player to be a good broadcaster. Now, a guy like Troy Aikman's pretty good, but I don't know what incentive Brady would have to be critical of anybody.

It's just going to be a bunch of fluff that means nothing, so I don't think he'll be good. And Breeze doesn't seem like he has it in him to be a mean guy, at least, you know, publicly. So, uh, but no, I would, I look, I would love it if Drew came back. I know that we should get out of the past. I feel like he would throw two times and you'd be like, fuck this guy's back. Yeah, I would. But you know what? At this very moment, it doesn't matter. As we sit here on the 19th of may it sounds like the best idea ever now on the 19th of october it might seem terrible i bet jamis had like a mini heart attack like what probably and like he's been like i feel bad for him because he's playing the role so well of like kind of like happy aw shucks guy like there's no way he's 100 the character he plays we've never even played that latest clip of him, which is from a couple days ago now,

where he's like, you know, I thought football was my life. Turns out playing football was my life. He's adorable. He is. There's no way that he's truly as, not even aloof. Doofy. Doofy might be a better word because aloof is a word that you would use for someone who's kind of like in their own kind of arrogant world. He's're he's just kind of uh space he's a space cadet yeah there's no way

that he is the actual space cadet that he plays in press conferences maybe there's some truth to it but I like at some point if Drew Brees came back like you almost feel like he'd have to stop playing this character of this guy who's being rehabilitated which he is like when you Like when you're trying to get back in it after you've been kicked out, which essentially he was after it ended in Tampa, you kind of have to keep playing the role of aw shucks and hey guys, I'm just glad to be here. Like me, right? He's kind of like Andy Dwyer on Parks and Rec.

Kind of. But like the way he's been doing things the last couple years since he got to New Orleans is kind of like what I've had to do in Nashville after I got, you know, fired in Houston again, and you got to get someone to hire you. You kind of have to be on your best behavior and almost go over the top with the syrup and the sugar a little bit. And that's kind of what he's had to do is go over the top and, and be kind of almost like to the point where you know that this is not how he really is all the time, but he's like kind of Mr. Perfect, stay out of trouble, aw shucks, happy-go-lucky. If Drew were to announce that he were coming back, I think he might just go batshit crazy.

Like almost Antonio Brown level, internet crazy, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you type stuff and just go ether. That would be my guess. But I don't know. You don't think Drew's coming back? No, I don't. But when I was hammered on Sunday, I did. I was ready.

I pulled the jersey out of the closet. I was ready to go. I said, one more run, baby. Let's make a run. It was an emotional hammer day for you because you got all excited about Drew, and then you looked down and you saw Albert Pujols was pitching. What a day. And you lost your mind over that, too. It was an emotional hammer day for you because you got all excited about Drew, and then you looked down and you saw Albert Pujols was pitching. What a day.

And you lost your mind over that, too. It was a day. Sunday was a day, and then I lost a bunch of parlays that should have hit, and, you know, that sucked. But, yeah, Sunday was quite the day of highs. They were both highs. Like, Drew's coming back, and then there's my man Albert giving up five runs in the ninth inning but smiling all the way because they're up by 20.

Just good times. All right, let's see here. Here's number two. I don't understand the difference between, you know, having a couple of beers and then going to hit somebody and paying the price for that. But, you know, a woman can go and, you know, open her legs and stuff, and then she has an option to go and kill her own kid. No, I think both of them are wrong. I think you make that choice to go drink, have know, open her legs and stuff. And then she has an option to go and kill her own kid. No, I think both of them are wrong.

I think you make that choice to go drink, have a couple of beers. You know, you should go down, go to jail. You make that choice to go lay down. No, you need to take responsibility. Shouldn't be no out. I think that's horrible logic, friend. Pretty shitty comparison. I think it's kind of shit.

I think the logic there's, Hey, you break it. You bought it. Like, yeah, but see, here's the difference friend. Like, like say you drive drunk and somebody arrests you assuming you don't kill anybody in this, but you drive drunk and you suffer the consequences. Right? So what if like, there is no, you accidentally got drunk in the car, right? You were drunk and you got in the car and drove. It wasn't like you were in the car and magically got drunk once you got there, right? In the case of the unwanted pregnancies, I bet a lot of people banged it

out and then what happened is maybe the condom broke, maybe there's a bunch of things. No, it's not just cut and dry. No, but everybody doesn't assume anything because they're not that fucking stupid. No, but like everyone assumes that like condoms and birth control are like just these foolproof methods. No the other end they assume like well then you should never have sex well no no they don't assume that because they're not fucking stupid they're

willfully ignorant on that they're not even willfully ignorant they're playing the character of being ignorant to try to push across their bullshit like nobody believes that everybody knows that things can fucking happen so like this idea that like well if you don't want to have to have an abortion just never have sex ever and live this chaste lifestyle like I want to know how perfect all these people that listen to our podcast are that are so judgmental of all these chicks first of all I think we got a lot of sexist people that listen to the show if I'm being honest we have some racists that listen to the show as well if I'm being honest they can say they're not but they are some of them are I would guarantee that. And the problem I run into with this is people live in this fucking world where like, well,

if some whore fucks, she's got what's coming to her. If we use that same logic for everything, like, well, I went 55 in a 50 and got in a car accident. Well, you shouldn't have been going 55. Nobody in here would use that logic. No, they'd say, man, that's a tough break. Oh my God. They wouldn't say, well, tough shit for going 55 miles per hour

because they wouldn't do it. The people that listen to this podcast a lot of the time, as much as I love most of them, are full of shit and the only reason they're hammering the shit so much is because it's a fucking Republican talking point and they don't want the fucking liberals to win something. I don't believe that most of you

give a fuck about somebody's unborn or aborted fucking baby. You don't care. You're full of shit. And along those same comparisons, then, if it's like, you know, you break it, you bought it, or no way out, well, if you get into that car accident and you were knowingly driving over the speed limit, then they probably should just let you die on the highway.

Correct. These are, by the way, oh, okay, well, here we go. Okay, here's where you fucking frauds can be exposed, because you all are. The liberals, the conservatives, you're all fucking frauds. But let me give you this one. Remember during the heart of the Rona when there was the stories about how doctors

would just let patients die, or they wouldn't see them because, well, they should have been vaccinated? And I guarantee you, every fucking person in our podcast chat on Twitch was like, boy, I thought you had an oath, doctor. Oh, doctor, you won't see me because I chose not to do something to my body. Oh, my God. These doctors are terrible.

These liberal doctors. Fuck them and fuck Fauci and fuck Biden and all this shit. Right. Like, right. So just so we're clear, while you're sitting there so busy trying to paint them as hypocrites for their stance on abortion versus the vaccines, which you'd be right about, you're just as fucking hypocritical. That's why I fucking hate Republicans and conservatives. I hate all of you.

Because you're all full of shit. Every last fucking one of you is fucking crazy. Except me. I am sane. And that is crazy. Except me. I am sane. And that is it. I see. I just love the- All that to say, terrible comparison.

I just love the idea. I just, I love, love, love, love the idea that like only the outcome of having sex, like that is the only thing that falls into the you break it, you bought it category. Everything else. And it's only on the woman. Well, if a woman lays down and opens her legs, okay, so the dad, the father of this unborn baby, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. He doesn't have to take care of the kid then? I'd like to see a world.

It's only the woman's fault, right? And you know who doesn't give a fuck about any of these kids when they're shat out? Republicans. They don't give a fuck. None of these people that listen to our podcast and say, you should have that baby and blah, blah, blah. You know what those same people, those same people don't give a fuck about your kid because you're going to, you're going to end up being fucking like, okay, let's put it this way. Let's say you end up in a position where you end up poor. You're a lower income family. You don't have a ton of money.

And that kid just gets lost in the system, The public school crappy system and becomes a nothing. You know what you're going to do? You're not going to give two shits about that kid. So please get off your fucking moral high horse about the abortion thing. It is a moral high horse thing. I don't believe that most of you who are dick swinging about this, hey, I don't believe that you sat around until you were married and didn't fuck anybody that just sat there and you're like well i'm gonna i don't want to be in a break it you bought it situation so remember it's not on the guys they can fuck who they want

if the girl like opens her legs that that's her fault you guys reveal yourselves too much too often with some of this shit and rarely am i you know the feminist type chick either one of us are that's ridiculous to say well the woman opened her legs, so, well, she can deal with it. It's fucking great. That's fucking terrible. And you know what would happen? Then you probably wouldn't give a shit that dad leaves, right?

So let's say mom does have the kid. She's stuck there by herself. Dad rolls out because, hey, it ain't the man's responsibility, right? Ain't his fault. So the dad just rolls the fuck out, and you're like, hey, mom, what are you doing?

Then that kid's stuck being a deadbeat kid with a poor mom who can't take care of it. And that kid ends up in a shitty situation. Now, again, I'm not saying go out there and abort a six-month-old fetus. That's what I was going to say. But, like, if someone's taking the morning after it, like, three, like, you know, whenever they discover they're pregnant, whether it be five, six weeks into it, then so be it.

Well, the morning after pill doesn't work five, six after. No, but my point is if, like, five or six weeks down the road you miss your period or something and then you discover you're pregnant very early on then i am fine with having the abortion like i just i think that sometimes people get so many pills if you know a mistake happened so like so many times people and it's liberals and conservatives they get so caught up in this bullshit of fighting with each other that they will just, one person says the sky is blue, they say fuck you, the sky is not blue.

Just because they want to be different from each other because they're all full of shit. And by the way, I don't feel like I'm insulting most of our audience because I do believe that most of our audience is right down the middle on most shit. We have this conversation all the time. Most of our audience is not overzealous whack jobs

on the right or the left. Most of you are guys that are in the time. Most of our audience is not overzealous whack jobs on the right or the left. Most of you are guys that are in the middle. And I'm not trying to shit on all of you, but my God, like the viewpoint of, Hey, well, if you break it, you bought it. Basically. That's what that's essentially what you're saying is, well, tough shit. And it only applies to abortion. That is it. We're about to make abortion the new F word on this show. We're like, you can't say it because it's just going to set you off. And then the whole show is again going to be about abortion. Okay.

I'm done. Okay. I'm done with it now. Okay. I am done. Until this next voice memo. That's about abortion. Let's say.

Hey, Josh. Hey, Jilly. Hey, Luther. Oh, Luther. Hey, it's Dave in Houston. Man, loved you, Josh, on 610, 790. Jilly, you were the jam on 95.7. You know it's true.

I followed you to YouTube, over to Spreaker, over to Twitch, back to Spreaker. You guys are the best thing on the radio. Keep at it. Don't let anybody change you. Love you guys. Nothing but love. Peace out. I was really waiting for the but

but fuck you your abortion take really made me hate you but once you started shitting on uh conservatives that's funny because i was doing the what's funny is on the detroit show today i was making fun of how uh biden has like 50 of the followers that on twitter that he thought he had or whatever not that he gives a fuck to To be fair, so does Elon, apparently. Correct. It's all bullshit. But we're making fun of that and laughing, ha, ha, ha. And, of course, I'm making fun of both sides on this

because I think everybody's nuts. You know, like the other day I was making fun of Truth Social. Today I'm making fun of Biden. But then I get multiple messages from people, I don't like it that WLLZ's become political. Yeah, like everybody's fine with you being political as long as they agree with you. Like that's what, basically what people are saying is now that I disagree with what you're saying politically,

I don't think you should be talking about politics on this radio show. Otherwise, I'm fine with it. Like I guarantee that person probably didn't like that I was shitting on Biden. I guarantee if I was shitting on Trump, they'd be all about it. So everybody's full of shit. Now, more interesting shit. Yeah. Talking about abortion and fucking politics, which I tried not to get into.

And I let myself go down that path that I did not want to go down. But more interesting shit is the Nick Saban stuff versus Jimbo. Boy, this is good. I can't wait for that Bama A&M game now. No, it's going to be pretty lit. What I love is that you've got just a bunch of people who are college football coaches. They're all full of shit. They all lie. They all cheat. They've all never done anything wrong. But they all point fingers. Basically what this comes down to before we play this audio is either Nick Saban's gone kind of crazy or Nick Saban is overly concerned about what A&M is doing. And this

whole thing started with Saban last night speaking at, what was it, like some sort of event. Yeah. And that's how this whole thing got started. And he basically talked shit about A&M and said they bought all their players. Every player. They bought all of them. So Jimbo Fisher's not happy about this. For what it's worth, I also dislike

Jimbo Fisher very much. And I dislike Saban very much. They're both just loathsome individuals. Like, I love that these A&M people just believe everything Jimbo says. This guy's full of shit. They're all full of shit. They're college football coaches. The profession has been known for being full of shit since the beginning of time. So let's not sit back and go, hey guys, Jimbo Fisher owned him or vice versa. They're both full of shit. They're both just arguing over who cheats better or who cheats worse with this NIL shit. When it comes down to it, the NILs is, like, I guess from what I understand, the rule about

NIL is you're not supposed to use NIL deals to actually get players to sign, right? Like, that's the rule. Well, what do you think they're going to do? Do you think they're like, hey, come to our program with the chance that you'll get a great NIL deal, but I can't tell you what it is until you sign. No, they're going to some five-star kid and going, hey, this car dealership is going to give you $500,000 if you play here. Are you good? Yeah, we're good. Let's go. Of course that's what's going to happen. But today, Jimbo Fisher responded to Nick Saban, and these two mofos, they do not like each other.

And for me to see Saban doing what he's doing, he being the big dog, the six- or seven-time champion that he is, still the most, I mean, arguably the best coach in the history of college football, for him to do this. He was obviously. What he is, Jilly, is he's scared shitless about the direction the way shit is going, and he's worried about his status as the top dog. Well, he was butthurt because, again, A&M had the top recruiting class

and Alabama was second. Correct. No, I get that. And that's not okay if you're Nick Saban. Well, he was butthurt because, again, A&M had the top recruiting class, and Alabama was second. Correct. No, I get that. That's not okay if you're Nick Saban. No, I understand why. I understand that. I was explaining that for people in case they didn't see the original comments. My point being is that this dude, Saban knows that it's kind of towards the end

of it, and now with this NIL, like now teams can just openly cheat. You don't have to go behind closed doors, and it's not about who behind the scenes can give you the most and, hey, let's keep it quiet. It's basically who can give you the most, and A&M over the last couple of years has just decided, fuck it. We're going all in, money bags, everyone's getting paid, and Saban's concerned about it now. But here's Jimbo.

Last night in Alabama? Yes, I was. First of all, I'll say it's a shame that we have to do this. It's really despicable. It's despicable that somebody can say things about somebody in an organization. More importantly, 17-year-old kids. Let me tell you this about Jimbo. His altruistic views on shit is so tiresome.

The folksy, like, man, it's a shame we got to do this. Never has there been a time that Jimbo's done anything wrong. It's just, well, the way the media's covering this right now, it's a damn shame. It's a dadgum shame. Of course they're kids now. They're not men. Yeah. I think Jimbo's such a fucking chode. Shots at 17 year old kids and their families that they broke state laws. They're all money. We bought every player on this group. We never bought anybody. No rules were broken. Nothing was done wrong. It was all in the, and the way we do things, the ethics in which we do things and these families, it's despicable that a reputable

head coach could come out and say this when he doesn't get his way or things don't go his way. The narcissist in him doesn't allow those things to happen. It's ridiculous. But when he's not on top and the parody in college football he's been talking about, go talk to coaches who coach for him. You'll find out all the parody. Go dig into wherever he's been. Now it's, hey, I'll let all these coaches tell you how much cheating old Nick's do it, baby. I'll say this. It makes SEC football a lot more interesting. It makes the, we need more dudes going WWE on each other. We need more people fighting and talking shit. Like back when I was on the radio talking shit about people, the same sports media people who are blowing this up. Oh my God. Saban versus Jimbo. These are the same people that are like, oh my God, you can't talk about

other stations. You can't shit on other hosts. Like it's all bullshit. We need more of this. Find out anything. And it's a shame that you got to sit here and defend 17 year old kids and families and Texas A&M because we do things right. We're always going to do things right, but we're not, we're always going to be here. I bet you're not always going to do things right. We're doing a heck of a job. These coaches have done a great job. Our players have done a great job. The whole organization of recruiting people. It's despicable that we got to sit at this level of ball. I just love how altruistic he is. And like, it is just despicable. This is despicable. Like, come on, bro. And say these things to defend the people of this organization, the kids, 17 year old kidsold kids, and their families.

It's amazing. Some people think they're God. Go dig into how God did his deal. You may find out about a guy that a lot of things you don't want to know. We built him up to be the czar of football. Go dig into his past or anybody that's ever coached with him. You can find out. These guys don't like it.

And he almost seems nervous, like, letting this fly. Well, he does, and I'll tell you why. Because they're basically just ethering all of college football. These are two high-profile coaches, basically each of them saying that the other one cheats. And not just saying the other one cheats, they're telling you factually from what they have seen that these two guys cheat. And you know what's going to happen.

That's a crush. Like, that just opens up this giant mess. And you know what's going to happen is now he's saying, go find this dirt on Saban. Saban's going to turn around and be like, go find this dirt on Jimbo. No, I think that Saban. No, my guess is Saban, like, after that, Saban may just go, yeah, I'm kind of finished now.

I think I'll, because, like, you don't want them to go digging up shit. Find out anything you want to find out, what he does and how he does it. Well, then I don't know if somebody asked him a follow-up or if there were questions. There were. There were. ask, so tell us what did Nick do? Like, if you're going to say that and you're going to come out and say that this dude cheats and everybody knows he cheats and that's what you're intimating, then you may want to be ready to answer that question. You can't just go, hey, this is awful that we're getting treated this way and he's saying this stuff about us and it's a lie. Here comes me telling you the truth about him,

but I can't tell you what the truth is but there is some truth in it just go figure out how he became god but i'm not going to tell you what exactly he did but he did some stuff he's god right but let's go find out what it did ask some other coaches and it's despicable it really is and it's a shame we have to sit up here and have this conversation about things we do and it and it's personal to us yes it is personal to a&m it's personal to our players it's personal to our coaches i also like the cult of A&M people who are like, hell yeah, Jimbo, you tell him, brother. He's a fucking cheater too.

They're college football coaches. They're all full of shit. Everybody involved. And I know the guy. I know him really well. It's amazing that we're allowed to do those things. It's really despicable. And I hate it for our players who are coming here,

who did things the right way, have done things the right way, and will continue to do things the right way. Dude, and also college coaches got to stop with the right way shit. You are playing professional sports, dude. People are being paid to play college football now, and the world knows it. This is a minor league, basically, and arguably some of these universities and schools and programs are bigger than pro sports in their respective states. So please stop with the we're doing the shit the right way. There's no right way about this junk anymore. There is no even illusion of it being this amateurism bullshit.

Just spare me. Spare me the we're doing it right way bullshit. Just say we're paying a bunch of fucking players. So is Saban. It's all a farce. Fix the system. I'd respect you a lot more if you did that than play this fucking victim. Hey, we're hooty-ha.

We're so much better than everybody, and we do things the right way. Oh, eat me. I apologize to you that people insult you publicly the way they're doing it. And our fans, I apologize to you guys for people saying those things about Texas A&M. I promise you this. There are no violations. There are nothing wrong. It's the second time we've had to do this with grown men who don't get their way

and want to pout and throw a fit and act up. Just go ask all the people who work for him. You'll know exactly what he's about. Okay, if you're going to say shit like that, I expect you to back it up. Because Saban said you cheated and you paid these players, right? He at least somewhat put his name on it. You're basically now saying that Saban's a dirty piece of shit, and you're saying nothing about what he actually did.

I always said this. My dad always told me this. When people show you who they are, believe them. He's showing you who he is. Questions. He's like, no, I'm leaving. Nope, questions. A couple things, Jimbo. First of all, have you had any contact with Nick since?

No. Oh, he's called. You just didn't take the call? Not going to. We're done. He shows you who he is. You just didn't take the call? Not going to. We're done. He shows you who he is. And then I just wanted to... He's the greatest ever, huh?

I love the drink of water after that. Well, I mean, he is the greatest ever. So, yeah. And then I just wanted to... You got all the advantages? Uh-huh. It's easy.

And I just wanted to just put it point blank. The thing is, I still hope Bama beats the shit out of these guys. Like, somehow he's made me like Nick Saban more for some reason. I just really hate Jimbo, though. You're saying that no players in this 22-week receipt anymore? There's no law of anything we ever promised done, anything that goes against the laws of the state of Texas,

and it's insulting to say a 17-year-old and his family broke laws. No. Down front, Brent. Y'all have both spoken so highly of each other in the past in terms of what y'all have done in your previous relationships. So how disappointing was it to hear that from him, you know, in terms of, you know, a mentor type? It's disappointing.

Now, listen, you coach with people like Bobby Bowden and learn how to do things. You coach with other people and learn how not to do things. I don't know that Bobby Bowden's the right guy to do, considering that FSU used to be known as, what, Free Shoes University. So I don't know that I would make Bobby Bowden the gold standard in all of this. There was another quote, too, where he says certain people have never followed the rules, and a reporter followed up saying, so are you saying, then, that Nick Saban has bent the rules?

To which Jimbo said, no, I didn't say that. I just made a statement. Oh, fuck off. A wry smile. Oh, no, that's bullshit, though. Don't sit there and tell me how altruistic and perfect and holier than now you are. And then when someone asks you, hey, so has Nick Saban broken rules? You say, no, I didn't say that.

Bro, I respect you a lot more, and you whine a lot, and A&M whines a lot about the way people talk about them. They're a very whiny bunch of assholes at A&M. Now, if you want to hear that clip, because I just read it, but there is a tweet of that, too, in that email I sent you. Okay, I'll check it out. But, like, yeah, get over yourself, man. Like, I don't know that there's a – now, Saban, get over yourself, too.

But the way Jimbo carries himself, like A&M, and he's never done anything wrong as a coach. He's perfect. We do everything the right way. College coaches need to stop with the bullshit of we do things the right way. Not like there is no right way. It is just what it is. It's a corrupt business and you're all involved and I don't blame you for it, but please stop acting like you're some sort of perfect saint of a human. Can you spare me the bullshit? Can you please like spare me this whole world of, Hey, I'm Jimbo Fisher. And, uh, we do things right away here. It takes a name. And I listen,

I ain't saying that man cheated, but he, I listen, I ain't saying he cheated, but go ahead and ask people about him. Go ahead and ask, Hey, go ahead and ask people about him. You go out there and do that. You get to see how bad people are when you get really get to know them. When they show you who you are, they're bleeding. So coach Coach, are you saying that Nick Saban cheated? No, I'm not. I'm not saying that. Well, you should. Put your fucking name on it.

And what this actually does is just ethers college football. I enjoy it because the whole thing's a farce. It's embarrassing the level of farce college football is. We know what it is. We know it's professional sports. There are no amateurs. It's bullshit. So at least acknowledge what it is.

Just let them all go out and pay everybody and do it if you're going to do it that way. Either don't pay anybody and let dudes go to the pros right out of high school where they will get mangled at the pro level or just pay everybody. Let me tell you who's really enjoying this on Twitter. Who's that? Lane Kiffin. Oh, he's having a blast. I bet he is.

He's like, I've been around both these bastards. Oh, he's got his popcorn memes. He's got his, you know, photoshopped Saban versus Jimbo memes. At least this is interesting. He's having a fine time. At least this is interesting. Most of the time in most sports, everything's boring and people are full of shit. Lane says it's the first time he can remember being speechless.

I like that, like, they both kissed each other's ass. It also just shows you that everyone's full of shit. People just need to start being honest, right? Like sitting back and talking. Oh, there's the tea sipping one with Kermit. That's a good one, too. The problem I have is that everybody lies because that's kind of the understood thing you're supposed to do. You're supposed to be nice to people

and say, yeah, he's a great coach. He's a legend. He's just... Why didn't last year when you're playing against the guy just say, hey, by the way, Nick Saban's a piece of shit. I thought you should know. Why can't we just year when you're playing against the guy to say, hey, by the way, Nick Saban's a piece of shit. I thought you should know. Like, why can't we just be honest with people? Everybody is so like full of shit. Just tell people they're full of shit. Tell people they suck. Tell people you hate them. Why are we so against honesty in this damn country? Everybody claims they want honesty and then people get their feelings hurt. Let's just be honest. Let's throw it all out there. Let's ether this shit. Let's all be honest. Tell people what we

really fucking think about them. But when people do that, we call them out and say they're assholes. Like I think Pat Beverly's an asshole, but I respect the fact that he's shitting on people. If he believes that he might be wrong and a total doof, but like, I respect that he at least did it. He put his name on it earlier this week. What I don't respect is, is Jimbo here going, and I don't respect Saban either, but like the Jimbo saying, Hey man, this guy out here cheating. Do you think, do you say he's cheating? I didn't say that. I didn't say he's cheating. Put your fucking name on it and say what the guy did.

Say what you saw. Pick a player. Pick a situation. Rock and roll, baby. Blow it all up. Let's just blow up all the college football. Take a blowtorch to it. Last night, Saban did also call out Deion

and his quote unquote million dollar player that he played. And I call total bullshit on all that. You mean to tell me that you're so threatened by Deion Sanders at Jackson State that you're going to run with this thing about a player getting a million dollars? You're a smart guy, Nick Saban. Do you really believe that there was a million dollars to be found for one football player at Jackson State?

No. Nobody with a brain would believe that. The endowment at Jackson State may not be a million dollars. The athletic budget is probably only $10 million there. Dion claims on Twitter he doesn't even make a million, so how could they possibly pay this kid a million dollars? Listen, I don't believe Dion either. I think they're all full of shit.

But the idea that Dion is paying a dude a million dollars to play at Jackson State, come on, dude. Obviously, he's completely denied it. He's calling it lies, saying we as a people don't have to pay our people to play with our people. So black people is what he's into because it's a historical black university. But you do because it ain't like you're getting the world-class athletes at the HBCUs, dude.

Bama's still getting the great players, and so is A&M and LSU and Texas, and you're getting what's left. Like, be honest about it, dude. Like, we don't have to pay our guys. Well, then why aren't all the best black players going to Jackson State? Like, I mean, everybody's full of shit. I've had enough today. Who do I have to tell them about?

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