The Josh Innes Show - JIS: The Fasties and Josh's Bad Haircut

Episode Date: April 21, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing the Fast Food Awards known as "The Fasties". McDonalds asks people what menu items should return. Josh has thoughts.Josh got a new haircut and the chat is mocking him. Jilly has grown tired of Josh's Johnny Fever glasses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Her YouTube channel's got great insight. She is the absolute best. We love her. ToeGrips.com with Dr. Busby. This is the Josh Innes Show. So I was looking at this list from Thrillist. Okay. So Thrillist has something called the Fasties.

Okay. They are the fast food awards in different categories. They rank the top three fast food restaurants in all of these categories. Well, this is something we would probably know about then. I would say so. Yep. Like, Best Breakfast. If you had to say what the...

If Jilly were a voter for the Fasties... Well, are we talking, like, drive-thru or, like, does IHOP count? No, no. These are, like, you know, your Burger Kings, McDonald's, that type of place. Well, then Wendy's actually. Well, you'd be in line with them because Wendy's has the number one breakfast, according to the Fasties. I mean, it is strong.

I was shocked at how much I liked it. I know. And I still, I need to get the. I crave it every day. I need to get the hot honey butter chicken biscuit. You're never over there by 10.30, though. I know. Your schedule doesn't work.

You're so busy. Lately, I've been extremely busy and not leaving until late. But, yeah, so the number one breakfast, fast food breakfast, that according to Thrillist would be Wendy's. That sausage, egg, and Swiss croissant is money. The nominees were Chick-fil-A, Jack in the Box, McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Wendy's. I think that Chick-fil-A was the runner-up in that one, number two. That makes sense.

I like the hash brown scramble bowl myself at Chick-fil-A. And if I recall correctly, McDonald's was number three. McDonald's has a trending thing going on today where they're asking people what they should bring back to the menu of McDonald's. I am a big, big supporter of the old chicken selects. My God, the chicken selects were so legit. Back in like 07, 08, when I was living in Baton Rouge, I worked there. So like at six, seven o'clock at night, just to rewind, I had to stay at the radio station until 11. I was a babysitter. rewind, I had to stay at the radio station until 11. I was a babysitter, basically. I had to sit at the radio station. I'd have this little window between maybe like 4.30 and 7 that I would just disappear.

Technically, I was supposed to be there from 3 to 11, but Matt was running the sports show at the time, so they didn't need me. So I would just disappear. Sometimes me and dad would meet up and go over over to the um go over to like the the spectrum fitness and sit in the steam room together for 10 minutes look extremely gay the two of us would show up we'd ask for four towels we go to the locker room we'd sit in the steam room for 10 minutes we towel off and come back out like it looked like we met up in the steam room just to blow each other. Probably did.

Did not. I can't confirm. Oh, you say we looked that way. I can confirm we did not blow each other in the steam room. There was probably foot rubs and zit popping and all sorts of erotic shit. No, there was none of that in the steam room. We just sat there and enjoyed the steam. But that's what I would do to kill time.

Then I would go and get dinner. And it was either Cane's, which was right next to the radio station. On occasion, you'd go to Izzo's, get a burrito. But McDonald's at the time, I feel like the McDonald's game was strong at this point. The chicken selects were fantastic. You'd get that with the barbecue sauce. The fries, if we're being honest about McDonald's, McDonald's has fucked the fries.

The fries used to be the best part. They'd be salty and like they'd make you feel like you had a heart attack but they'd be hot and crispy. Well now you basically have to request if you want salt. Otherwise they give you very very little amounts. Correct. It's bullshit. So you go in there and you get a big king

like a super sized fry. They don't just super size anymore either. Cause they're dickheads. And then you get the then you would get the like thepiece chicken selects, the barbecue sauce, ketchup packets. Then you would get the dollar menu spicy chicken sandwich. You'd bring all that together. You'd go back up to the radio station, eat yourself into a coma. And that was living.

But McDonald's, the breakfast, like for a while, there was about a stretch of about a month where I would stop at McDonald's on my way to work and get an unsweet tea. And on occasion I would get like a McGriddle or I would get the, what's their breakfast thing called? The McMuffin. The Egg McMuffin. But I would get it without cheese. The McMuffin's actually a pretty good little thing. I love English muffins, yeah. But if you look at this and you say, okay, best breakfast, I think Wendy's, that little burger-looking thing that I get from Wendy's that's got the sausage patty on a bun. It's just like the original breakfast sandwich, I think it's called. My God, it's fantastic.

So I can see why they're number one on the list there. I also hate that McDonald's just did away with the all-day breakfast, too. I liked being able to go to McDonald's and get an Egg McMuffin at 5 o'clock. Correct. That was dumb. Screw you, Rona. So I'd also like the M&M McFlurry to return. Not that I, I mean, if I had to rank the fast food, like, blizzard-type treats where you mix in or concretes.

Does McDonald's only have the Oreo McFlurry now? Yes. That's it? At least at the McDonald's over there yesterday, I went to get an ice cream, or two days ago, I went to get the ice cream when I went over there. And when I went through the drive-thru, I'm looking to get a hot fudge sundae. Remember, they used to have like a caramel fudge or a caramel sundae? Yeah, they used to have caramel and strawberry and hot chocolate.

Only hot fudge. And they only have Oreo. There are no M&M McFlurries anymore. Now, if I had to rank them, it used to be the Sonic Blast was legit, but the Sonic Blast has gone to shit. Everything Sonic turns to shit. That went away. The McFlurry was okay, but really the best, if we're like saying what the absolute best

of them was, is I would go with the Blizzard. The Blizzard's obviously the best. But that's ranking the ice creams. But anyway, back to what McDonald's should put back on the menu. The M&M McFlurry's not on there. The Chicken Selects are not on there. Sacko wraps were the big one people had trending today. Here's a hot take here.

The McSalad Shaker was legit. Because you knew it was a salad that was dreadful for you. You get a plastic cup. You throw in some chicken. Whoa, whoa. What about the premium chicken sandwich, like the OG premium chicken sandwich on the honey wheat bun? That was also great.

But they don't do that anymore. So those are just some ideas there. Back to the food awards. We went through like four different wormholes there. Well, again, but it's all kind of in the same category. So best breakfast Wendy's, I agree. All right, so best cheeseburger. Jilly, who has the best fast food cheeseburger?

This is your opinion. Who has the best fast food cheeseburger? I don't know because I don't really get cheeseburgers from fast food places. Well, I'll tell you this. The winner is Culver's Double Butter Burger with Cheese. Oh, I like the Mushroom Swiss from Culver's. That's really good. Again, I forget Culver's is considered fast food.

I guess it is. Well, yeah, they fall into that category. They got a drive-thru. Let's see. Culver's, let's see, In-N-Out Burger fell into the ranking too, but they were not the winner. Sonic's Cheeseburgers. Was Whataburger even nominated?

Whataburger was nominated, yes. Yeah, they make a good burger, but I don't ever get it with cheese. Best Fried Chicken Sandwich. Who was the winner, Jilly, of the Best Fried Chicken Sandwich? Probably Popeye's if I had to guess, if I know this list. Oh, you're wrong on that one. Chick-fil-A? No, no, no, no no the best just fried chicken sandwich

according to this and this can be up for debate because there's also a spicy chicken sandwich category oh okay but the chicken oh but i don't think it's the spicy chicken then because this because i believe the spicy chicken sandwich is also nominated for burger king so this might just be the just the chicken, I guess. No, because see, the spicy chicken and the spicy chicken, it's like how you mentioned before, the McDonald's spicy chicken on the dollar menu, they're two different kinds of chicken.

The chicken is the same piece of chicken, but what makes it spicy at Burger King is the sauce. Yeah. So it's not a specifically spicy filet. Well, I will tell you this, the spicy chicken is the tits. You love that. I love it. Now, the best spicy chicken sandwich would go to Popeye's, according to this Thrillist list.

So Popeye's. I didn't like it. It's too much breading for you? Way too much breading. Like, it just tasted like breading on a bun. See, Wendy's changed theirs up a little bit, but Wendy's chicken sandwiches used to be really, really good. Yeah. Like, those are probably my favorite.

And the Whataburger spicy chicken is good, too. All right. Best fish sandwich. So you don't want a fifth sandwich? You know who had a really good fish sandwich? Who's that? Arby's. Well, Arby's is a nominee, but the winner is the Popeye's Classic Flounder Sandwich.

I haven't tried it, but I've heard good things. There's no way it's... Like, I don't know that a fish sandwich from any fast food restaurant would be good. No, you'd be surprised. I think you're only giving it, like, the filet-o-fish. Like, these ones they have now are full-on, like, giant pieces of fish, like, hand-breaded stuff. Like, some of them, like, the Arby's one was, I was shocked with how

good it was. Best taco. I love the Jack-in-the-Box tacos. That's one of the top three. Battle loves that shit, too. He was telling me about it today. I'm like, I don't get it. That's one of the top three. Battle loves that shit, too. He was telling me about it today. I'm like, I don't get it. It's gross.

Oh, it's disgusting, but they're so good. But, I mean, I love Taco Bell. Del Taco is the winner. Did we have Del Taco? I don't think I've ever had Del Taco. Which one was the one that we tried in Houston that they opened up on? Oh, yeah. On 10.

Off of 10. It was not good. I don't, it was not good. I don't think it was Del Taco. I think it was Del Taco. Is there a Del Taco on I-10 going towards Katie? I think there is. Now, we obviously know that the best taco resides at Taco Casa, but not enough people know about Taco Casa.

Also nominated Taco John's, Taco Bell, El Pollo Loco, and Del Taco was the winner. Best chicken nuggets, according to this Thrillist, the Fasties Awards. Who has the best chicken nuggets, Jelly? Hmm. I used to love the Popeyes ones. This was like 10 years ago. I tried the new ones. They were not good.

All right. I guess the new ones. They were not good. All right. I guess Chick-fil-A. You'd guess wrong because the winner is the Arby's Premium Chicken Nuggets. I wasn't impressed. No, because they're not good. They taste like those. You don't like at Walmart or whatever grocery store you go to, they always have the rotisserie chickens,

and right next to the rotisserie chickens, they've got little popcorn chickens that you can tell have been sitting out under the heat lamp for 10 hours and you get them anyway because you're fat you're like that looks good for 99 cents and then you get them and then they're gross that's what i that's what they were like at arby's see i think it was taco bueno we tried that was it taco no bueno yeah that shit was gross we haven't tried del taco what was the one we tried it i mean remember we stopped at a place on the way back from Chicago? That was Taco John's. Taco John's.

And that wasn't good either. It was all right. It was better than Taco Bueno. Taco Bueno is just dog shit. All right. How do white people know what good tacos are? These are fast food tacos. They're made for white people, friend.

These aren't authentic tacos. By the way, we had birria tacos for the or buria buria tacos for the first time because you never had them right neither did i oh i love them i thought they were very good shocked you liked them because they're cheese yeah but the cheese is white and there's not a ton of it so now i sound like the people in our chat i didn't think you'd like them well they're white so they're in uh let's see here uh looking at some of the other ones best fries best fries again these are the fasties i guess i would still go with mcdonald's the answer would be like sometimes backyard burger has good fries is that a fast food restaurant it

is but nobody really knows it exists but they are good And I haven't had Checkers fries in a while, but I used to love those. The answer is Arby's curly fries are the winner. Arby's curly fries. The Checkers slash Rally's fries were nominated. Chick-fil-A, McDonald's. I got a hot take. Wendy's was nominated. And I'd like to know if anybody else agrees with this.

I think Wendy's fucked up their fries. I don't think they're good i think they were better a couple years ago it was like the sea salt and whatever fries i think the fries themselves are better i don't think these fries are good kj uh k tex has five guys those are very good fries great point about the five guys fries great fry and it's not really a hack because everybody with a brain knows it after going to five guys one time there is no reason to order anything other than basically one small fry they'll fill up the bag every time you're getting it to go because that bag is going to be filled to the top and uh and you don't have

to worry about it my friend uh here's one the cookout fries says trevor cookout rules we haven't gone in so long. I always forget about Cookout. We need one a little closer. It's still a little bit of a drive for us. Let's see. Best Onion Rings. Oh, White Castle.

They're not even nominated. Yep. The White Castle Onion Rings are my favorite. The winner is the Sonic Drive-In. Now, of course, if you ever get the chicken tender, like, box or basket from Sonic, it comes with one big onion ring, I believe. I think, at least it used to. And it came with, like, the gravy that wasn't very good.

But that was on there. You know, I'm amazed at how expensive onion rings are at some places. Like, some places, like, you come with fries, but if you want to upgrade to onion rings, it's, like, an extra $4. Like, it's insane. extra $4. It's insane. Fuck that. Fuck your onions. I love onion rings, but my goodness.

Here's another weird... Or there's the one place we eat, is it Double Dog's? The fries are like $3.99, but if you want onion rings, it's like $8.99. How? Yeah, that's stupid.

Now, I guess that there's... And Culver's, too. Trevor brings up Culver's onion rings, also very expensive. So here's one for you. So this is best fast casual fries. So Five Guys wins that. So I guess that Five Guys is considered fast casual,

whatever the fuck that means. Well, I agree with that because there's no drive-thru. Oh, that's fair. Followed by Freddy's frozen custard, but that is a drive-thru. That's true. And steak burger, Shake Shack, Smash Burger, and Zaxby's. Zaxby's has no go in this house.

This is a no-Zaxby's home. First of all, the chicken's not very good, and second of all, we are a Cane's home. There was one sandwich I liked at Zaxby's, and then it went away and never came back, and I had the Sonata over at the Midas, and the closest thing to Waukesha was the Zaxby's one day. And I was like, all right, well, how bad can it be?

There's a lot of sauces. That chicken was awful. Sauces were good. We are not Zaxby's people. Final one. Here you go. The menu item of the year for fast food. That's a broad one.

Wow. The menu item of the year. Sort of like a specialty thing that comes and goes. Well, it is. I can tell you's a broad one. Wow. The menu item of the year. Sort of like a specialty thing that comes and goes. Well, it is. I can tell you that it is one. If you'd like to take one guess, Jelly, one guess on the fast food item of the year. I don't know. I don't know what's been out this year.

The answer is the Taco Bell crispy chicken sandwich taco. Oh, you like that. I loved it. And I don't really care for Taco Bell. That's like a hot take. I'm not a huge Taco Bell guy. And then every time I say, hey, I want Taco Bell. Do you want to just get like a couple tacos?

You order like 17 things. Because I'm going all in if we're going to go there. Like last time our Taco Bell order was like $42. Keep in mind that I'm not the one requesting the Taco Bell. But if we're going to go, I'm going to go big. And I get the little box thing you can build that's on the app only. And it like $42. Keep in mind that I'm not the one requesting the Taco Bell. But if we're going to go, I'm going to go big. And I get the little box thing you can build that's on the app only, and it's $5, and you get like four things and a drink. And then somehow it's like $40 with your shit.

Well, because I go wild. But it is nice on the Taco Bell app where you can switch the sauces and customize the stuff. That's like a game changer. Well, they have the top menu item of the year, the Taco Bell crispy chicken sandwich taco, which I thought was delicious. Well, and then there's some other burrito that I was getting there, too,

for a while that was a special. You also really like the bacon chalupa, the bacon chicken chalupa they had for a while, too. It went away. Yeah, I was a big fan of that, too. I miss ordering late night Taco Bell. Like, in Houston, we would get drunk on here, and it would be like 1 in the morning. It's let's order fucking taco bell yeah here they all close at 10

uh trevor asks have you ever heard of pdq we've had pdq lance mccullers jr was a big sponsor of that in houston i don't know if any of them are still open there i don't know it was okay there was actually a pdq on the way to uh atl When we lived in Philly, you'd stop at, what was the one that had all the stuff? What was the exit on the way to Atlantic City? Oh, yeah. Starts with an S. Yep. Whatever the town was, whatever that area was.

And they had a PDQ, and I would stop there on those Tuesdays, driving up there on occasion. It was all right. They also had a Moe's at that location. But there you go. There's the Fasties. Let's ask this question then since we're talking about fast food. What's the best fast food burrito?

Obviously, you like Izzo's, but that's not really a nationwide chain. That's not even a regional thing. That's just Louisiana at this point. Maybe one in Mississippi. But if you guys ever get a chance to go to Louisiana and go to Izzo's, do it. There's Chipotle. What's the other one? Moe's how am I drawing a blank Chipotle Moe's uh Salsaritas I think you could put in there that's a chain Qdoba Freebirds see Freebirds is good too but I think that's only is that only Texas I think that that's a local or like a regional thing too Qdoba uh what's another

one they had up there? Freebirds is good though. Yeah, Freebirds is great. Freebirds is strong. That's got an Izzo's quality about it. Sometimes like Chipotle is very hit or miss. It's been pretty good here for a while, but I wish they had more sauces. Like Moe's I like. You can get like the spicy ranch. You can get, you know, something different on there. Oh, now MW Sogrove

brings up burritos. I used to tear up some burritos like 10 years ago oh the and they still have one in the uh what's the mall over there in sugar land the first colony mall uh they still have a burritos in the food court there and i hit that up every now and then the uberito uberito in houston is really good oh yes uberito what did it used to be called uh what was the old name of uberats? Mission Burrito. Mission Burrito. That was the best burrito in Houston. Hands down, bar none, the best fast food type burrito.

I don't know if anybody else has been there, but Uber Eats. Maddie G says Uber Eats 100%. And it's so much cheaper. It's so much cheaper than Chipotle. Chipotle is like sneaky expensive. Like we'll buy lunch for two of us. It's like $26 and that's without drinks. It's so much cheaper than Chipotle. Chipotle is like sneaky expensive. Like we'll buy lunch for two of us. It's like $26 and that's without drinks. It's lit.

But you go to like Uberito and again, they have more beans. I like refried beans. That's very important to me. They have like a hundred different sauces. They have more ingredients. They got like jalapenos. Like Chipotle is very much. It's just, it's there.

Yeah. Buy the books. You can't really do much with it. And it's expensive. What's the one, there's another damn chain that me and Tony Bruno, Baja Fresh. We didn't have any of those in Houston, though, but Baja Fresh was pretty good, too.

Yep. But see, the thing is, for me, burritos are basically wraps because I, generally speaking, don't get cheese. But that's why sauce is very important for you, like a good salsa, a good sauce. Like, Chipotle only has, like, three. Ooh, Burrito would have the $5 burrito on Monday. Best deal.

Hell yeah, we'd go to the one on Shepherd and we'd hit it up on a Monday. Hell, I might get two burritos. It's $5 burrito Monday. The chips were solid. The salsas were great. Uber Eto kicked much ass. There's one place here that's really good too. I guess it's like a local place.

And from what Battle was telling us, the family wanted to expand it, but the actual owners did not. Yeah. So they have offshoots of this, and the offshoots are not as good. It's Baja Burrito is what it's called here, and there's one location. It's like 30 minutes from the house, but boy, it's good. Now I want it. And it's cheap, too. I want it right now.

And then they call it Blue Coast Burrito, or the copycats, I guess. And we tried, and not as good. I'm with you. So did Mike Tyson punch a guy today? Yeah, on a JetBlue flight. There's video. Hold on. I'm surprised you didn't pull that up.

I know. Let me go find that video for you guys. So apparently this guy was just annoying Mike Tyson. Yeah, like he was sitting behind Mike Tyson on the flight and managed to get a selfie with him. Like that was nice of him to do. Okay. Cool. But then I guess this guy who, quote, appeared to be inebated uh wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept trying to talk to him

and then mike tyson finally had enough and punched the dude in the face repeatedly you know he walked off the plane with his face all bloody i'm on mike tyson's side on this one sometimes people just need to mind their own fucking business or get punched in the face also i like that gringos the name of a Mexican restaurant, is banned in this chat. So let's just allow that really quick. All right, so let's watch Mike Tyson beat the shit out of a guy on a plane. Here we go. Let's see.

I guess there's no. Oh, damn. You know, that's kind of an honor. To get your ass handed to you by Mike Tyson. Here we go. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let me turn the audio up for you. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let me turn the audio up for you. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, Mike, Mike, come on. Let's go stop bad. There's no reason to do this, man. Obviously, the guy doesn't know Mike Tyson personally, but I love how he's like, hey, Mike, Mike, hey, hey. Let's go smoke it up, bro. Everything's fine. Damn.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, Mike, Mike, come come on let's go stop that so now they're showing it in slow-mo i mean he's wailing on the dude this dude must have really been obnoxious but you know what good like sometimes people just need to get the shit kicked out of them i agree sometimes people are just fucking obnoxious and they need to get the shit kicked out of them and if you already got selfie, like he didn't have to do that. Like that was already kind of nice of him to do. And then you don't shut the fuck up.

Yeah. You should get punched in the face. That's what Jack Buck would have done to me if he had the energy to do it. That time I asked him to sign my baseball and he did. Then I came back the next day cause I forgot to get a picture and he told me, nope, signed yours yesterday. I was like, I don't even want an autograph. I just want a picture.

If Jack Buck weren't, you know, 75 years old and had, you know, Parkinson's and shit, he would have punched me in the face. Sometimes you just got to leave people the fuck alone. Yep. So leave Iron Mike alone. Like, why would, like, if you can tell you're starting to annoy Mike Tyson, the dude obviously has no qualms with punching somebody, no matter how zen he might be now and laid back he is now,

he's still got the fists of fucking iron. And if he gets pissed and he punches you in the face, it's not going to end well for you. Now, could he have punched him once? Probably. I think that would have sent the message. But, you know, it must have been really annoying. And if this guy was hammered, he probably had no idea he was being annoying, too. And listen, that guy sobered up real fucking quick when he got punched in the face.

Let me see. Apparently, there's another one where the guy's just being obnoxious and talking to him nonstop. Let's see if we can find that. That's probably going to be a tough one to find. Videos won't show it by. Okay. Oh, no, that's Dana White. Okay, here we go.

Oh, here's the. Okay. Let's turn this one up. Let me switch over for everybody here that's watching on the old Twitch. You know what sucks is this guy's probably going to get a lot of money. How much money does Mike Tyson still have? I don't know. He flies JetBlue, so not much.

Says the two people that are always seeking out Frontier. Yeah, well, I'm not Mike Tyson in a world-famous boxer. This is George Sons of Mike Tyson, bro. This shit crazy, bro, Mike Tyson. My door done got lit, man. He over here rapping with tyson mike tyson trying to give us some shrooms you don't know how to act tyson looking out man this is crazy as he should have never

gave you his money goddamn white people. Fucking white people. JetBlue, MetFlight, we just got beat up by Mike Tyson. Also, there's no video of him getting knocked out here,

but this is him bothering the shit out of him, huh? And the rest. This is George talking to Mike Tyson, bro.

This shit crazy, bro, Mike Tyson. Yeah, I would've punched him, too. Yeah, like,

he deserves it. He deserves to get his ass whipped. And I'm not, this guy makes white people look bad fuck you for ruining everything for all of us other white people you're you damn uh you heathen you damn heathen you make us all look like assholes go fuck yourself i totally deserve to get punched it's gonna be unfortunate if he does get like a lawsuit against tyson for

this but i feel like any jury should see this video and say, mm-mm, you had it coming. Like, obviously you're looking to get punched and Mike obliged, and he's probably going to get money for it. Yeah, this guy's probably going to go on Cameo and make a good amount of money. He's going to be like Cash Me Outside. Totally. Who you were just telling me bought a mansion, apparently. Like $6.5 million in cash. How does Cash Me Outside make her money?

She's on OnlyFans now. She made some money with her rapping and shit. Did she masturbate on there or something? No, I think she just poses and stuff. So she's got enough money to get a $6.5 million mansion. In cash. And she doesn't have to masturbate? I don't know.

I don't know what all she does. I mean, she probably gets naked. Someone tell Aaron Carter. I don't know that she masturbates. Poor Aaron Carter. He's over here like, I'll jerk off for anybody. You're in like circus music. He's like, hey, who wants Aaron Carter?

Like people are saying no. They're like, Aaron Carter, don't beat off. Like, please don't beat off Aaron Carter. Just don't. And he's like, nope, you will pay me to beat off. But if Cash Me Outside can make you all that cash And he's like, nope, you will pay me to beat off. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. But if Cash Me Outside can make you all that cash and not have to masturbate, I think that's winning.

That's winning life. Megablast says Mike is stupid, though. Well, yeah, he's fucking stupid. Of course it is. But eventually somebody pisses you off enough, you just snap and you punch somebody in the face. I'm saying it like I've ever done it. But I can imagine that that's how it works.

I know that I've been angry enough to want to punch somebody in the face and have to, you know, restrain myself from doing it. Be like, Josh, don't you punch him in the face? And it's hard not to. I lived in fucking Philadelphia. Everybody there deserves to get punched in the dick. Well, and also when you're on an airplane and you're stuck to that person that will not stop talking. Yes. Like that happened to me.

Was it the last time we flew, I think? Where were we going? Was it to, yeah, okay. So we were flying to New Orleans or Baton Rouge. Yeah, one of them. And I remember the guy that was next to me and he was a nice enough guy and I think he was in the army

and then I felt terrible. Yeah. But remember like I'd put my headphones in and then he'd be like, hey. Yeah. And then like just keep talking to me about dumb shit that I did not care about. It's weird when people can't read the room.

I'd pretend to fall asleep and he'd be like, so, yeah, you know, Louisiana. I'm like, I don't care. And you can't tell him that because the guy, first thing he tells you when the conversation starts is, you know, I'm a veteran. So what are you going to say? Like, hey, thanks for serving our country. Now shut the fuck up. I'm trying to watch Gilmore Girls, dick.

Yeah, that guy would not stop. Like the whole flight. And I'd look at you and you wouldn't help. Nope. I'm like, I'm not getting involved. You're like, hey. And I'm like, hey, thank you for your service, brother. But I'm like three episodes deep into Schitt's Creek season five over here.

No, we were watching Big Mouth, which makes it even funnier. No, so we're watching giant animated dicks bouncing around. Really inappropriate show to watch on a plane. That's a great conversation to have as well, is like etiquette on the airplane and what is acceptable to watch on an airplane. Because I feel like multiple times we find ourselves watching shows on the iPad that I feel I have to cover up the screen every now and then. What was the other show we were watching where they bang all the time?

God, I don't remember now, but there was lots of banging. Yeah, I mean, they were fucking like every other scene. And I'm like, and I have to lean over. I feel like, I don't want to be known as that asshole. Like, every once in a while, you'll see Twitter pop up and a guy goes viral because he's some dickhead watching porn on an airplane and someone filmed him watching porn. God, what

was that? It was something because there was a lot of banging. It was just non-stop fuck sesh. Just non-stop. And I'd be like, oh oh good they stopped banging for five minutes nope they're banging again oh yeah red shoe diaries no it was not red shoe diaries debbie does dallas that's the answer imagine tank on an airplane uh tank would say i like tank would grunt and he would do everything short of masturbating he would like ask every woman that walks by if she wants to join the mile high club i mean all of it like he would do all of it and people would be just they'd say oh tank that's just tank i don't know if anybody can

get away with being more of a creeper than tank just because he's tank maybe we need him on one of our drinking shows we were talking about this the other day how like i kind of feel like they're getting stale yeah because we have the same three people, and we love those people. We do. But I don't know. I kind of want to change it up, but I don't know who to get on. Maybe Tank would be a good one. MW Soul Growth says, hard to justify a heavyweight boxer beating the shit out of a kid for being a douche.

Well, you say a kid. I don't know how old the guy was, but I think when we want them to be a victim, we like to use the word kid. And then like, like if, if we're going to sit here and say, Hey, at 18, you're old enough to go serve the country. So you should be able to have a beer. Well, if you're an 18, 20, 22 year old douchebag bothering someone, and you kind of got to know what could be coming to you, you know, like I'm a big believer in that. Like it doesn't make it right, but I think you kind of got to know the situation and know where you are and know who you're dealing with. Like it goes back to that conversation when

we were in Houston five years ago. And the big soul girl says, yes, I'd feel the same way if it was a white boxer. I don't know. No, but if it was a white boxer, a white MMA fighter who punched a black man, black transgender on the plane and the whole world would be outraged by by the white man doing it you'd be on the white guy's side you're full of shit and you know you're full of shit but it's like that story uh you know whenever the kids were taking a knee during the football games in Beaumont and they were all like five years old and then they were shocked whenever they were at people in Beaumont that were like, fuck these kids and their parents. Well, of course that's going to happen. It's a fucking Beaumont time and place chief. Let's go.

Same thing here. You bother Mike Tyson enough. Like, do you just assume he's not going to cold cock you in the face? It might happen. Hey, lest we forget that not only was this the baddest man on the planet, he's also kind of a fucking loon. No matter how much pot he smokes and no matter how many pigeons he kisses on the fucking mouth, he's still Mike Tyson. He's still kind of a fucking loon. No matter how much pot he smokes and no matter how many pigeons he kisses on the fucking mouth, he's still Mike Tyson. He's still got 900 screws loose. He's a fucking insane person. So, of course, if you're fucking with him, he's on a plane.

He doesn't want to be bothered. He's like, ha-ha, LOL. And then you keep bothering him. You deserve to get your ass whipped. Yeah, I'm with Tyson on this one. Or at least you can't be shocked if you do. But then you saw how he was posing for the camera, too. Like, he was proud of it.

Like, he's going to have that story to tell forever. Correct! He's like, got my ass kicked by Mike Tyson. Well, good for you, Scooter. Congrats. And I'll respect him more if he doesn't try to pull a whole, like, lawsuit bullshit. Like, I wouldn't sue him. I'd just be like, you know, Mike.

You got yourself a story, you got a selfie, and you got a hell of a story and probably a scar. I think you're good. Here's what I would do. I'd say, Mike, here's what's going to happen. I'm starting a podcast and I want you to be the first guest on this podcast. And I want you to tell your story about why you beat the shit out of me. And then after that, I want no money or anything. I just need you to tweet a couple times that you were on my podcast.

Boom. Then you get a podcast and you get a built-in audience. You know what's funny too is I was fully expecting that kid to have a McDougal accent when we played that song, like that audio. Which one? I guess I'm stereotyping. I was fully expecting that kid to have a McDougal accent. Oh, totally. I was totally waiting as he's getting the shit kicked out of him.

Go birds. Go birds. Yes. MV, totally. I was totally waiting as he's getting the shit kicked out of him. Go birds! Go birds! Yes. MVB'd. MVB'd. That's what I was waiting to hear. Team Mikey Miss! While he's just getting pummeled by Mike Tyson. Wait, can we talk about how people were roasting

Mikey Miss yesterday? Just a quick thing for our Philly people here. Yeah. Because like an hour after the news broke that Jay Wright was retiring and naming his replacement. Keep in mind, this is about a good, you said, hour? Maybe an hour after the news broke that jay wright was retiring and naming his replacement keep in mind this is about a good you said hour maybe even longer after the news broke that jay wright was going to retire you got mikey miss over here tweeting like my sources say jay wright will announce his retirement oh no shit everybody knows this dickhead it came out an hour and a half ago it's just funny like what man lands on moon per sources sources. We made it. Huge if true. Huge if true.

You're convinced there's more to this Jay Wright thing. I don't want to cast aspersions. I just don't know why out of the blue a dude that can just sit there and win 30 games every year at Villanova just up and goes, yeah, I'm out. I'm just going to retire out of the blue. So he's either sickly, which is possible, or there's something else. But things like that just don't come out of the blue, do they? And that's out of the blue.

This is a dude who's right now experiencing the greatest run of his career. He's been there for like 20 years. And the last seven, eight years has been dominant. They've got multiple titles and everything. So I don't believe it's just, well, I think I've done everything I can. Time to go. Maybe he's going to go coach the Lakers. No, he would be a fucking moron to do that.

I would think not. Some guys are just college coaches. Nobody should coach LeBron coach teams ever again. Maybe Doc is going to coach the Lakers. And then finally, the premonitions that people have been saying for the past three years, Jay Wright will go coach the Sixers. That's it. They're like, Doc, once they inevitably lose in the playoffs,

like I know that they're 3-0 up on Toronto. If anyone can drop a 3-0 lead. Yeah, well, it's 3-1. He's famous for the 3-1 lead. If Toronto wins the next game, they're on their way. Then he's blowing a 3-1 lead, baby. Look out. Buckle up, baby.

But, yeah, he ain't going to coach the Sixers but uh I feel like there's got to be something more to that there's got to be something than just I'm gonna hang it up it's time for me to take some time it's not like he's an old guy but um we'll see Duke put an offer on him that's why he's leaving well Duke already has a coach so I don't know that that's going to be a situation Megablast says I know you're a Cardinals fan Josh I have a buddy that is in the know said before she was popular Aaron Andrews got plowed by

two Cardinals players at the same time don't know if that's true allegedly so you know what if so good for them I'm not trying to get sued by Aaron Andrews good for her off chance that she trying to get sued by Erin Andrews here. Good for her. I have a chance that she's listening to this podcast. Yeah, listen, I don't know what the fuck Erin Andrews does at the time, and I don't give a shit.

If she wants to get nailed by three St. Louis Cardinals and a donkey in Tijuana, I don't give a fuck. It's her life. So, you know, good for everybody. Rock and roll. Party on, dude. Did you see Carissa Thompson's getting divorced? Ah, speaking of internet vaginas.

Yeah. Yes, she had a lovely vagina in those videos. Are they still up somewhere? I'd like to watch. You can find anything on the internet, I'm sure. Because why not? Her vagina was lovely, and she sent all sorts of illicit messages, allegedly with, what's his name, Jay Williams?

Jay Williams, yeah. So she was, I know she was married. She married to Jay Williams. She was not married. She was filed from divorce from Agent Kyle Thousand. But were they married when she was sending vagina videos to? Well, I mean, I don't, that was only like a year or two ago, wasn't it? Yeah, so like how long, my question is, like you said she's filing for divorce.

Oh, they've been married for two years. So she's been married to this guy for two years. So he was with her early on in the beef shots being on the internet. They got married December 30th of 2020. So when did the Carissa Thompson Beaver video show up? It's probably right before that, right? I remember we were at BB's and you were watching it. Speaking of hiding your phone.

Yeah. We were at BB's at the time. You're trying to watch this masturbating video. Well, I had to show prep. That's called show prep, Julie. You couldn't have waited until we's at the time. You're trying to watch this masturbating video. Well, I had to show prep. That's called show prep, Jilly. Like you couldn't have waited until we got in the car. Nope. Learn about show prep a little bit, Jilly.

Do some studying. And you'll see that, you know, you have to prep right on the scene. You don't know. Maybe somebody was going to call me and wanted some insight. Now, that happened a while back. Maybe she wasn't married at the time because they said they were married two years. Yeah. I think this is before she got married because we were still at 790 because i remember opening the show one morning just like holy shit

carissa thompson's beaver is on the internet well yeah because she was previously married at age 25 it was unclear unclear as to whom then was linked to former nba guard and current esp and analyst jay williams in 2013 so they been doing, they had been sending linked together since 2013. Linked is a fun way of saying that she sat in her office and sent him masturbation videos. Like how great is it to be a woman? If you heard that a man was sending videos of himself masturbating in his office at work, I bet you'd still go watch. Well, no, you'd let me finish. Yes. But two, if you said like, just in a big, in the grand sense, if you heard, hey, a man is masturbating in his office, you'd say, oh, that's toxic masculinity and he's terrible and whatever.

You hear a woman's masturbating in her office and every motherfucker's Googling it. And that's a double goddamn standard. She sent those to Jay Williams, says Jissen fan. Yes, she did. Good for Jay Williams. That being said, I think I like her shortan. Yes, she did. Good for Jay Williams. That being said, I think I like her short hair.

That might be what I go for here. I'm going to cut my hair off, not like all of it, not like pixie labral shit. You know, I already have the blue. Yep, we're going to have Jilly cut it all off, and then we're going to sideswipe an 18-wheeler and see how that ends. That's nice hair. I might do that. Well, I'll be the judge of this shit, Jilly.

Oh, there's that version. Oh, I like it a lot, yeah. Yep, there's that version. Is my hair too short? Or there's the middle part. I like that too. Boy, I love... Here's the thing is though, that's Carissa Thompson doing that. That's like me showing you George Clooney's short haircut and go, hey, do you like George Clooney's short hair? Yes, but I'm asking you, it's not her body. It's just her face. You can just focus on her hair with that. It looks nice. But if George Clooney had this same hairstyle I have, you'd go, that looks really good. I have it. I saw pictures of me with Drew McIntyre today. I look like a lesbian. Boy, Drew, that's a handsome. He is a very nice guy. He seems like the coolest. I listened to your interview and I can see why they have him doing a lot of the PR.

He's very personable. He is funny. He's very funny. He knows how to talk. He does. That's rare. Like, I feel like I'm looking at myself right now and I don't think I look bad. I'm like, oh, you don't look bad. I saw a picture of me from behind that Battle took when I was talking to my mom on the FaceTime. I have like seven rolls in the back of my head. I look like Stay Puft. And I'm like, oh, my God, I look like a lesbian. Ace Gilmore says, your hair is kind of short.

Hey, screw off, Ace Gilmore. I didn't ask you, friend. You know what? Now I think it looks good out of spite. Screw you. I thought it looked nice. I don't think it looks terrible. I just didn't feel like having hair.

Well, here's what happened yesterday. Also, did you give up on changing your glasses? I think sometimes, depending on the angle, the matty T's here do make you look like a lesbian. Okay. I think they're in the car is the problem. Let me see. Because sometimes they kind of look like old lady sunglasses, given if it's

the right angle. I think my other glasses are in the car. Yeah. But I know for a while you were talking about maybe switching it up. I'm going to take all of my older glasses and see how that if I look less lesbian with these. Let me see here see here hold on because those almost kind of look like some billy jean king tell me that i don't look like more of a lesbian i look like i look like some fat lesbian buddy holly i'm fucked god damn it to hell i'm fucked uh you're right a skill more you're all right i need more fucking hair

god damn it to hell you know this is what happens and no offense to Shane who cut my hair yesterday this is why I don't go to barbers I go to the salon and I get my hair rubbed and everything

this is bullshit so what happened yesterday is I decided hey we're meeting Drew McIntyre and I don't want to look like a slovenly fuck so I decided to get a haircut my normal girl

that cuts my hair, Courtney, lovely, she was going to cut my hair but she didn't have anything available. Because you wait until the last minute. It was a decision on a whim. You can't do that with a salon. I know that, Julie. I called three weeks ago trying desperately to get an appointment before

we go to Allentown and I can't. So I'm stuck with this. I know. And then you feel bad because it's a whole salon and they have a lot of like good people there. But okay, our girl's like pregnant first of all. And then like I'd feel awkward if I go in there like, oh, I'm having this girl do my hair this time because you didn't have any availability. Like I'd feel bad. I know. That's why I didn't do it. They had a haircut appointment at six there last night, but it wasn't with Courtney and I would have felt bad. So this is the guy that was available. And I showed him a picture and said, Hey, could we do this? Usually when I do that, I'll have a barber, someone basically without telling me say, Hey,

Josh, your fucking face is too fat and your neck has too many roles to pull off this goddamn hairstyle. And they'd say it in a nice way. And they nudged me towards a hairstyle that makes me look less like a goddamn lesbian. As it turns out, this guy did, and he goes, whatever, bro, and then cuts my hair, and now look at me. I'm a goddamn monster. I don't think it looks bad. I'm a monster. A monster.

I just had this revelation today looking at that same picture, and I thought, you know, the glasses really do make you look like a lesbian. Fuck. I don't know. I think my fat fucking face and my no hair makes me look like a lesbian? Fuck. I don't know. I think my fat fucking face and my no hair makes me look like a lesbian. We can ask the chat here. Do we think like the Maddie T glasses have run their course? They were good. They were fun for like what? A year

and a half, right? Do you need to change it up now? Do we keep them? What do you think? Shit. Like maybe it's time to find a new style. Might be. It's like a blend between old lady sunglasses and blue

blockers and maybe some Billie Jean. No one complained about this when I had the Sammy Hagar hair. They look... Shit. Now I'm self-conscious. This is bullshit. So let me tell you the story about getting the haircut, right? I sit in there and of course

the thing about barbers, here's what, here's the better thing about like the ladies, the stylists and the salons than the barbers. The salon ladies don't want to talk to dudes. They just want to get it done. Barbers want to have a fucking conversation and I don't want to talk, right? I just want to sit there and get my hair cut. Okay, fine okay fine well i'm the only person in this barber shop so we have no choice but to talk so the guy asked hey what do you do for a living and at that moment you have a decision to make you either tell them the truth and face an entire 45 minutes to an hour haircut beard trim of talking about radio shit or you lie your fucking ass off and you say i am in sales but you love talking about radio but, or you lie your fucking ass off

and you say, I am in sales. But you love talking about radio shit. But not with people that, like, not at that moment. If you said, hey, Josh, Rick Dees is here and wants to talk about radio, I'd say, awesome, Rick Dees.

I want to talk about fucking radio with you. When a guy that I've never met before who's a barber wants to talk about radio, I don't. So I had a decision to make. And the decision was, do you lie and say, hey, I work in sales or I work, you know, whatever. Because if you say you sell the right shit, they don't want to talk about that. No, but you also use your name on the radio.

So then if they know who you are and they see your name on the reservation, then they know you're lying. You're a total asshole. That's why I had to tell the truth my lady so i did i said i i i work at a radio station oh really uh oh what do you do i go well i'm on the i i'm on the air i'm on the morning i'm on in the mornings there oh really what radio station is it uh it's uh 105.9 oh what is that is that and like his wife's like that's a classic rock Shane he's like yeah it's classic rock uh do you um are you guys the buzz are you guys 105.9 the buzz no Shane it's that the buzz is 102.9 he's 105.9 okay uh and then they go on they don't really give a shit about what I do it's like so what do you do you do? I do the mornings there. What time do you get up?

I'll be like 4.30. Boy, that's early. Yeah, it sure is. We won an all-expenses-paid trip to Jamaica from 102. Or from Jack FM. I'm jealous. I go, well, that's really good for you, and I'm happy for you. Do you work with the people at Jack FM?

No, I don't. Are you guys owned by the same company? No, we're not. And I appreciate that they're interested. I just don't feel like having this fucking conversation. But then I had to because I didn't want to be a jerk, of course, and say, hey, listen here, chief. Well, there's a lot of worse things you could talk about.

Like radio is easy for you to talk. Sure, but then it starts getting like, well, my dad used to work in radio a little bit, too, back in the you know, we do have really good eye benefits. I learned that that if you go to the lens crafters maybe you can just find a pair you want to try it'll be free with ours are you trying to hint at me that I look like shit

I think the glasses have run their course I really do again with the Sammy look it kind of made sense and I don't think your hair looks bad I think your hair looks great I think you might need to try some new glasses so what you're saying is I need to try some new glasses. So what you're saying is I need to go to LensCrafter. Keep in mind, with my fat face,

it is very hard to find big enough glasses that don't look tiny on my fat face. There's 100,000 to choose from there. It's a good LensCrafters. So I guess I got to go get an eye exam. I mean, I would. You probably are due for an exam anyway. And the glasses, like I said, our insurance, like our medical insurance isn't great and our dental is okay. But boy, I would. You probably are due for an exam anyway. And the glasses, like I said, our insurance, like our medical insurance isn't great and our dental is okay.

But boy, our vision insurance is good. Even like both times I've used it, they're like, wow, you're not paying anything. So I feel like you should just take advantage of that and go get yourself a pair of glasses. Plus, you need a new prescription. Then you can send it to Maddie T and get more. Maybe I just need to

start wearing a hat. I don't think it's the hair. I think it's the glasses. Start wearing a goddamn hat. I don't think it's the hair. I like the hair. The glasses just don't, I don't like it. I think they've run their course.

It's over, you say, huh? So I guess I'm going to have to go in, and maybe I'll go tomorrow. Oh, I'm sorry. You have to get your toe looked at tomorrow. So we'll have to. Yeah, because of the T-Dog birthday bash where I sat here and didn't know we were still on and sat here bored when you were voice tracking. I started to like try to pick off like a jagged toenail.

Yeah. And I pulled it right off. Yep. And it hurts. Like I've had the ingrown toenail stuff before but this is the can't walk josh innes level toe pain yeah so now i'm going to see the podiatrist you saw because it's been uh five days and it still hurts like shit so that's what i'm doing tomorrow but yeah next week maybe you should just go do an appointment right online that's very easy the exam's right next to the

place and then boom go pick out your glasses. That insurance is fucking fantastic. I'll have to go find some sunglasses. It includes the blue light too. They'll pay for all that. I have to get a pair of sunglasses now too. This doubled. This was double. Do you even wear sunglasses anymore? I don't remember the last time I seen them. Because these are

actually, because of the dark stuff, they're kind of like sunglasses. I see. Who do I need to tell them about? Let me tell you about Dr. Matty T. Well, that's what I'm saying. If you at least go get normal glasses, you can always send the prescription to Matty T. That's true if he wants to whip me up another pair of J-Feeves.

Can I still wear my other J-Feeves that are like sunglasses if we're out and about? Why am I asking you for permission? I'm a man. Do what you want to do. I don't care. I'm a man, goddammit. You were just asking your opinion. But now I feel like everybody thinks I look like some sort of jamoke now.

Everybody was all into the Maddie. They were all into these Johnny Fever. Oh, you look great. Now people think I look like some goddamn lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with lesbians. I want to be very clear. They're lovely people. But I don't want to look like one.

Josh, would you ever get LASIK? No, not interested in LASIK. Not for me. I like... Imagine, like, you think I look like one. Josh, would you ever get LASIK? No, not interested in LASIK. Not, not for me. I like imagine like, you think I look bad now? Look at me without glasses. Now imagine me without glasses and without a beard. I look like goddamn Trey. Anyway, who do I need to tell them about? Craftology by Christy. I was emailing with Christy. She's got some shirt ideas for the, for the, uh, the, ideas for the GIST shirt special with an exclusive Craftology by Christy GIST shirt. So we'll let you know about those. But yeah, they have, well, Christy, who is the wife of our buddy Richard from Metro Ready Mix, she has an Etsy store.

And if you guys need to buy some stuff, you know, some cool little merch there, at least follow her on Instagram, see what she's got. Why don't you do that? It'd be pretty cool. Jilly, you've looked at it. She's got some really cute stuff.

Yes, she does. They're cute. She's got cute things. Lots of good stuff. They're very cute. So give her a follow and maybe make a purchase. That's C-H-R-S-I-S-T-Y, Christy. So that is Christy.

Craftology by Christy. So that is Christy. Craftology by Christy. So you can do that. They have some cute Texas logo shirts on there too. She's got a lot of cool stuff. So check them out and we love them. She's great. There's a link right there guys. Everybody go click on her Etsy link. I'll click on it.

Let me see what's some of the Etsy options here at her Etsy store. Let me pull this up for everybody to see. These are cute. These are cute. They're so cute, in fact, that I'm calling them cute. And again, at least go give her a follow on the gram, too. All right, now where the hell did I go with these?

Where'd you go, Christy? Oh, is that audio been playing the whole time? But yeah, you're not going to hear it. But anyway, so, oh, hold on. Mike Tyson, go away. All right, let's pull this up for everybody to see here craftology i guess i can't find it that's on the other thing no because you're yeah it's just a different browser oh well i'll look at it i'll tell you how cute it is it is all adorable it's actually it really is cool cool stuff at her etsy so like that's a cool little texas state t-shirt right there those are cool things she's very creative i like it i like it a lot uh maybe we'll make it have her

do a gist shirt and then the gist shirt it'll be like shaped like the state of texas or something on there because we love our texas people we love them piss off mcdougal mcdougal then i mean he does listen he's a masochist every now and then i get a message from um mcdougal he's mean, he does listen. He's a masochist. Every now and then I get a message from McDougal. He's like, hey, man, I love the show. And I'm a big supporter of yours, but why do you have to lump all Philly people in with us? I mean, why do you do that, bro? I'm like, I'm sorry.

You know, I wish I could just be nice. And I'd have a lot more listeners probably, but I can't. I just can't do it. But anyway, Craftology by Christy. She's awesome, and we love her and everybody else. I was going to tell them about Aqueduct Plumbing. And Aqueduct Plumbing Company with Billy and Mary, of course.

They're in the plumbing bit. Speaking of plumbing, I just drain-o'd the sink like an hour ago. Did you rinse it? No, it's still in the sink. Oh, you're supposed to rinse it like 15 minutes after. 15 minutes after we were podcasting. Well, that was silly. Well, it ate the shit out of that hair that was lodged in there then.

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of you over at Aqueduct Plumbing Company. Just let them know you listen to the podcast. They'll appreciate that. They love being part of it. So 281-488-6238 or AqueductPlumbingCompany.com. They are at your disposal. The Astros may suck, by the way. That's something we can maybe get into another day because we went kind of long here talking about fast food and other things. Talking about food on this show, and here we go. Food and my shitty glasses.

You know what I look like? I look like Vern Lundquist. Like, that's who I look like. Now, I've got fat cheeks. I've got these glasses that are like 1980s. Now I've got to find a picture of goddamn Vern Lundquist. That's who I look like. Now I've got fat cheeks. I got these glasses that are like 1980s. Now I got to find a picture of goddamn Vern Lundquist. That's who I look like.

It's official. I look like Vern Lundquist. Oh God, this is terrible. Why am I doing this to myself? Hold on. Let's find a picture of Vern Lundquist. Hold on. There I am.

I'm Vern. Oh dear. That's me. I'm old Vern Lundquist. Not quite. I'm Vern. Hold on. Maybe this is it. There I am. I'm Vern. Oh dear. That's me. I'm old Vern. Not quite. I'm Vern. Hold on. Maybe this is it.

There I am. I'm Vern Lundquist. I'm old school Vern Lundquist. Let me see here. Let me show you this one. Here we go. Where's the damn picture of Vern Lundquist, please? Somebody pull that up for me to see. There it is.

There I am. Josh Lundquist. That's me to say. There it is. There I am. Josh Lundquist. That's me. God. The worst. Oh, God. Well, I guess next week I'm going to have to go get my eyes checked. I mean, it's been like two years since I did that anyway.

Yeah, you're probably due for one anyway. And as I said, that insurance is fucking money. So, I guess I'll have to do that. And it includes the blue thing or whatever, too, with the screens some people also say that i look like like jeffrey dahmer that's one i can see that one let's see if i get the jeff i get the jeffrey now he's not fat of course but the glasses have a dahmer quality about them and david koresh i get a lot let's see here oh christ at christmas oh oops that's not the right one that's his wikipedia page uh here we go let me find one of him in the glass oh christ oh no hold on so then there's the josh looks like jeffrey dahmer camp jesus christ i think you look

like billy look at those glow do i look like Billie Jean King? This is the picture I thought of. Okay, let me see. Oh, no. Oh, kinda, yeah. If you Google image, that's like the seventh one. Alright, then there's, I guess, let me find one other one. Who was the other one? Oh, David Koresh. I want to do mine, too. Okay, what is it? Billie Jean King. Billie

Jean King. Images. Okay. God damn it to hell. That's you, right? See that one right there, like current day Billie Jean King. Oh, no Okay. God damn it to hell. That's you, right? See that one right there, like current day Billie Jean King. Oh, no. I'm current day Billie Jean King. There you are.

Those are all dicks. I wish nothing but ill upon you people. All right, next one. Let's see. Oh, that's a good one. That looks like you, too. Which one? This right here.

Do not look like Billie Jean King I think the glasses are what does it looks like you're playing tennis that does not look like me playing tennis looks just like you're playing tennis that does not look like I'm playing tennis sure does and then of course there is David Koresh of the Branch Davidians

that might Of course, there is David Koresh of the Branch Davidians. That's like the exact pair of glasses. It's like if I would have gone in. Like, I didn't go in looking for the Johnny Fevers. You know what I look for? I said, go in there and make me look like a cult leader, Dr. Matty T. David fucking Koresh. Oh, God.

Yeah. That's me. I'm like fat Koresh. Oh, God. Yeah. That's me. I'm like Fat Koresh. And you also kind of look like... I'm the branch to fattians. You also kind of look like John C. Reilly's Jerry Buss. See, here's the thing about that. I think his glasses are badass, and I'd like to have those. I mean, you basically do.

I do, but his are cooler. So let me see here. What was it? That's a Jerry Buss. I think his glasses were fucking badass, though. Mine are like, let's see. These are all like more current. Just Google Jerry Buss sunglasses.

All right. Sunglasses. Because see, everybody wants them because they're awesome. See, those are the ones I want. I think those are cooler than the ones I have. They're like a plasticky quality about them. I want those. Damn it.

I'm awesome. So, on that note, so I guess I got to go online. I'm going to go book an appointment online to go get an eye exam. I mean, you probably should anyway. And then I'm going to have new glasses. Anyway, you guys are wonderful. We do love you. I apologize for being so angry the other day.

After it was over, I realized I was very cruel to all of you racists, and I was out of line. Oh. I was out of line for being so mean to you crossburners. So, you know, speaking of racists, so we were talking about Hitler the other day, of all things,

because yesterday was Hitler's birthday. And I'm fascinated by this concept and everybody I've told this to nobody. What are the sunglasses called? The ones that like turn. Like gradient. Gradient or what? Like the ones that go from sun to. Transition. I don't want transition lenses though. I don't like that. I'm looking for a picture. Okay. So like Hitler, like I'm, I'm very fascinated by like in the middle of like World War II and he's killing Jews and it's all bad. The guy still had a birthday, right?

Like his birthday was yesterday. That means in the middle of these wars and him trying to eradicate an entire race of people, did he still have birthday parties? I'm sure he did. Did people show up and bring him presents and stuff? He probably forced him to. That's true. He is a dictator after all but like nobody else saw the humor in this discussion i said maybe there's no humor but i'm

fascinated by the idea of it right like people don't find humor with hitler anymore like there was actually you know it was trending the other day was jojo rabbit and all these people who've clearly never seen the movie were like this is horrible because i guess the director's doing the new some marvel movie maybe am i wrong on that one i don't know but for that reason like jojo rabbit was trending about how like it was like this hitler propaganda and all this shit and people are like have you seen the movie it's a fucking great movie but yeah apparently you can't make jokes about that shit whatever can't make jokes about anything well people hear what they want to hear like i don't know if you i'm not

knowing our audience i feel like you do know about this, but there was a police shooting in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and there was a traffic stop and this white cop shot this black guy in the back of the head. By the way, Ben Crump, his attorney, had to do an autopsy. They had an independent autopsy done. And the findings, by the way, from a 95-year-old guy, he comes back and says, well, as it turns out, he died from a gunshot wound to the back of the head. No shit. I saw the video.

I watched the guy get shot in the back of the head. It's like that stupid autopsy show you watch on Reels. And yes, it's just like that. But anyway, that's not really the point. The point in all of this is that this guy got shot, and it's a big thing, and they're protesting in Grand Rapids, Michigan. And I was talking about this on the Detroit radio program and my point was basically, well, if you don't run from the cop in this situation,

you're not dead because he started running, then started running from the cop and then he kind of has the cop's taser, the cop shoots him. Did the guy deserve to die that day? No, no, he didn't. But he ran and you can't be shocked if that's the end result. Well, somebody messages the radio station and they're like, oh, your 8am dish jockey was completely out of line because he said he didn't care that this guy died, which I didn't say. But people like hear what they want to hear and they're morons. Also, if you guys want

to have like a good solid morning of gist, here's what I would recommend. I would listen to the Detroit show live on the iHeartRadio app and then listen to the Nashville show, which ends up being about 50 minutes of content, 50 minutes to an hour, sometimes longer. I would listen to that on the iHeartRadio app podcast later. And you've got gist all day, baby. Just a suggestion if you guys are interested in such things. But that would be a very cool thing if you did. Some guy actually texted today and goes, literally, this is the message. FYI, your Nashville show is better than your Detroit show.

You know, random. So I messaged him back. I was like, so why exactly? He goes, well, you know the nashville show sounds like it's some neighbors just having a good time and the detroit one's kind of a commentary i go well i've been doing it for two weeks so i mean i'm just trying to feeling it out i'm still feeling it out battle i don't know how bad a comfortable battle is doing the detroit because i don't really know anything about detroit me i'm over here studying all this

shit trying to learn names and watching YouTube. Watching Tigers games. I'm watching fucking Tigers games. They're four and eight. Who gives a shit? And I'm over here like, well, I'm going to watch the Tigers. And then I have to learn how to say certain words. So I'll go to YouTube and listen to news clips to hear how to say words and shit from Michigan.

That's a good question. Do they podcast the Detroit show? They do not. They do not. Now, they probably ask me. Don't bring that up podcast the Detroit show? They do not. They do not. Now, like they probably asked me, don't bring that up. Cause I'll probably make me do it.

So you'll make battle do it. And then I will make battle do it. But you, but you, what you can do is listen live to Detroit and then listen to the Josh Ennis show, Nashville podcast. And you,

but the, between the two of those, you'll have nine, you'll probably have about 90 minutes to an hour and 45 minutes of content to listen to. And then there's this a couple times a week. You're loaded with gist in your ears. Thank you. All right. We'll get out of here then. We love you guys. And well, next time we convene, who knows? Maybe I'll have new glasses. Maybe we'll talk tomorrow. Again, I don't really know. You don't know. That's the beautiful thing about this. You just don't know. It's kind of like happy Harry Hardon and pump up

the volume. You never know when he's going to show up on the air. Well, we're hoping to maybe do some day drinking on Sunday. And usually when that happens, you get feisty and want to jump on here at like five o'clock. That's true. No promises though. Who knows? Maybe we're drinking wine tonight. We're not going to end up on tonight, but we will be drinking boxed wine tonight. Maybe boxed wine tomorrow. I don't know. But anyway, you guys are great. We'll see you later.