The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Watson Gets Off, Astros Get Mancini

Episode Date: August 1, 2022

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing Deshaun Watson's six game suspension. Josh as zero doubt Watson is a predator and has gotten away with this.The Astros have traded for Trey Mancini. The Astros never seem to lose trades. Have the Astros ever had a "One the got away" trade? Lady Cleveland Browns fans defending Deshaun are a weird bunch. Josh wants to know why we can't say that ladies can be idiots. Josh rants about how women will write letters to serial killers seeking romance, yet men won't. Jilly doesn't believe this to be true. The gang discusses attending Summer Slam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So lots to talk about today. Of course, Deshaun Watson got off easy. Sorry. But he did. I mean, if you want to get technical, he did get off easy. And life's pretty good for him. Richest contract ever and gets a six-game suspension. Oh, but Josh, I mean, come on, bro.

He missed all of last year. Isn't that enough? No, because he's an asshole. That's why he missed last year. The amount of people who think that him not playing last year was because of these allegations is mind-blowing. They're just stupid people. Well, there's two types of people that do that.

People who are uninformed on all of this, which, okay, okay fine and a lot of it has to do with race right like everything in this fucking country is all based on race right so what it is you get a lot of black dudes who are like didn't he put he didn't he wasn't found guilty of anything and he and he served his punishment last year isn't that enough what about ben roethlisberger let me tell you i'll find you a racist if they want to keep bringing up Ben Roethlisberger shit. Because then what you can do is go back and people say, what about Kobe? I mean, it's such bullshit. Looking at this thing, even this judge lady, right, this judge whatever the hell her name is,

she said that this is like the most egregious thing she's ever seen. This is like the most egregious thing that has happened for an NFL player. Yes, but then interestingly enough, in the report, she also says that this is the most significant punishment ever imposed on an NFL player for allegations of nonviolent sexual conduct. But isn't that the same with, and correct me if I'm wrong here, but I'm fairly certain that there wasn't any violent conduct involved with Ezekiel Elliott, right? Well, is that considered a sexual matter,

or is that just considered you're making the league look bad? I don't know. I don't have that answer. Because there's two different, you know, there's different categories, of course. It's like, is this ruining the integrity of the league? Is it reflecting poorly on the league? Is it a sexual case? Is it a criminal case? Like, there's a lot of different things to it. But I guess, according to this judge,

this is the most significant punishment ever imposed on an nfl player for allegations of non-violent sexual conduct and she adds mr watson's pattern of conduct is more egregious than any before reviewed by the nfl then aren't you saying then that this guy's like a fucking monster but because there was no specified rule that says hey if you're a monster you're suspended 20 games or whatever because i believe there's another section in this full like full page like explanation where she says she felt that the league was just trying to change the stipulations for these kind of things without informing the players union first and that this would set the

new precedent and she didn't want to be a part of that but it's still fucked up so she's still going to give the harshest punishment for this type of situation which is nothing which is a slap on the wrist and that's it whatever uh rich talented powerful powerful people get away with shit it's fine and it is what it is now to be fair like goodell could still impose more games right like he could yeah but then again if they do that right then won't there be enough then they they'll challenge right i'm sure they will yeah i don't know man like the dude's gross the dude's a fucking creep well i mean when you have to include a clause in this like ruling that says oh and by the way i don't know if i even have the power to do this but i'm

gonna say that deshaun watson cannot reach out on Instagram to get massages or get any massages from anyone other than team personnel. Right. Yeah. Like, doesn't that basically admit saying, okay, this is really fucked up what he did. Like the fact that you have to put that clause in your ruling. And so what, like if he goes and jerks off on a team-appointed masseuse, that's okay? That's okay. And how are you going to track him?

How are you going to know what he's doing? Is he allowed to go get pedicures? Can he get a manicure? Like, listen to Sean. Like, I would actually ask that if I were him, because you know he's probably really antsy to go jerk off on some massage therapist right now. I mean, he got away with it. But again, if he does it with someone who's appointed by the team, then her right yeah here's what i would do if i were him i would test the limits because

obviously you own these sons of bitches now right if i were you if i were deshaun watson my ass would be calling some fucking asian manicure pedicure place right now and being like fuck it i'd like to book a petty please and uh see what they do see what the stipulations are. Like, there's a massage. It's a foot massage. Trying to go all, you know, trying to go all jewels in Pulp Fiction here. But, like, it's a foot massage the same as a massage massage. So if you get a pedicure,

is that like, is there like fine print that says, all right, you can't go out of your way to go get, you know, a massage from some random broad in Cleveland, but you can go to the Manny Petty place and get your feetsies worked on because that's not technically a massage. And then while you're getting your pedicure, do you just start pounding off right in front of these ladies? Like, Hey, like, like your hall, like your balls all of a sudden just hit the water.

I'm assuming he's got large balls. That was a bad assumption on my part. But like all of a sudden he's like getting his toesies worked on and then his balls drop right into the water, like a little bubbly water down. Then he's like, so we going to do this shit or what, lady person? I still don't understand how you track, though. Like, how do you know that he's not going and getting a massage? Like, is there an ankle monitor that, like, alerts you for specific things?

Like, that doesn't exist. You can't just monitor his DMs. That's illegal. Yeah. So what's the point of this clause? He's going to do what he's going to do gonna do yeah there's no way to track that and i got somebody in here said that nobody but us cares about this that's truly the dumbest point ever just say you don't give a fuck that the dude was jerking off on chicks and that's fine but don't spin it as all the world

doesn't care and innocent you'll proven guilty it's literally the biggest story out there and the guy's a fucking creep. So you can tell me that nobody gives a fuck about it and you're above it and you've moved on from it. You're a cool person whose name I don't remember in the chat. But give me a fucking break. Like, it's the biggest story in the universe. And the guy's a fucking creep. And I want him to break his fucking leg the first play of the game.

Like, I'm rooting for that. Am I allowed to root for that? You say I'm not allowed to root for death of people you don't let me do that because it's bad karma yeah can i root for him to break his fuck i wanted to break his dick that's what i want him to do karma would be he's just like you know he's walking around with a boner because i would imagine just everything gives this guy boner he's an eight-year-old so like hey oh my god some wind blew on my balls oh boy i got a boner oh that towel rubbed wrong i got a boner i want him to like slip in the shower while he's got a boner and break his dick that sounds like something that would be hard to recover from but then wouldn't he need like you know therapy on

his dick unless he gets what he wants as long as it's uh it's supplied by the browns as long as the browns supply him with the therapy then everything's a-. So I'm rooting for him to fall and break his dick. If this does stand and they don't add any extra games onto it or anything, that means he will be in Houston. Well, we're going for long neck Davis Mills, baby. Go Davis Mills. Kick some ass, baby. I'm all here for it.

So this is a fair question, though. What happens if you break your dick? I'm very curious. Let's see. Now, I've rubbed off on my fair share of ladies, but I have the common courtesy to ask until I get a... There. There you go. So you got to ask.

You got to say, hey, can I beat off on you? Josh watching his dad's porn is worse than what Watson did. Don't believe that to be true peace out you're annoying also you never actually got to watch your dad's porn to be fair exactly and i don't think you jerked off on any women thinking about watching your dad's i don't think i have i'm pretty well how could i think about it if i never saw it yeah that's not fair at all uh but uh so uh deshaun watson uh six game suspension boy man my man got away with him very minimal money because again remember how they

reworked the deal so he's not going to lose much money at all over this big picture yeah it's six games without pay but again this first year of his contract they're getting him for nothing yeah so uh the browns they're fucking gross deshaun watson is fucking gross and i'm not some fucking prude by the way we've talked about this before like i'm not exactly like miss feminist over here like like we all have done dumb shit and you make stupid advances at people and you say off off color shit and you regret it like shit happens man but like the idea that this dude who is a fucking narcissist and just a fucking creep the dude's a fucking like he's a a fucking predator like a one or two

and i know we're getting deep going back but one or two people accuse you of something you can go okay some people might be full of shit if it's like 30 some odd people they're not all full of shit you're a fucking weird man child that likes to beat off in front of random women. Again, a lot of people were comparing him to Ben Roethlisberger. Which is stupid. Well, the comparison was Ben never faced criminal charges either. Or never was charged with criminal charges. But it was for like two

cases, right? I think it was one. But I'm not sure. The reason people are doing that is because Roethlisberger is fucking white. Well, no. They're saying that it's fair because he got six games and now Deshaun gets six games. But that's why they're saying it, though.

It's like, well, the white guy didn't got six games. Why should Deshaun get more? Not acknowledging that Deshaun Watson, what he did, seemingly far, I mean, he's got a pattern. As the lady said, it's the most egregious thing

the lady judge said. It's the most egregious fucking thing she's seen. The most egregious. Yet it judge said it's the most egregious fucking thing she's seen the most egregious yet it's like no six games fuck it well because that's the uh strongest penalty thus far for something of that nature so she gave out the strongest penalty so he's uh like whatever i hope he breaks his dick i don't know how he's gonna do it i hope ah maybe his lady is like hey hey, come back to me. I love you. While she's, you know, twerking while making eggs. That's apparently what her Instagram is, what I've discovered. Because his ass ain't on her Instagram anymore. She's like,

nope. My ass is on her Instagram. And all I watch is that fat ass bouncing while she's making breakfast foods. And I'm fine with it. I'm down. But that's what her Instagram is for the most part, right? Just her being hot. I hope she calls him and says, man, I'm glad this it. I'm down. But that's what her Instagram is for the most part, right? Just her being hot. I hope she calls him and says, man, I'm glad this is all over with. Why don't you come over and get this nut? Or some weird speak. And he's like, yep, I'm coming on over, baby.

We're getting back together. And then what ends up happening is Deshaun Watson goes over, gets his dick broke by this lady. And that would bring me joy She actually like snaps the fucker in half Like ties him up to the bed type of shit She's got him tied up

And he's like oh yeah shit's about to get I'm the richest motherfucker in the NFL And then she literally snaps his dick in half She goes all like misery on it But like She like hobbles him Whatever cock hobbling is whatever the cock equivalent of hobbling is like you know like how in uh in in misery she puts his legs between the

two boxes and then takes the sledgehammer to his ankles well i want to see somehow he gets cock hobbled that's what i'm here for baby the thing is like i mean you can say what it is like this is a repetitive thing. This is something I don't think he can just quit doing overnight. So it's not going to surprise me when this happens again. No. And then he'll be in more trouble. Why wouldn't you?

You've gotten away with it. You still have the richest deal in the NFL, right? You still have the most guaranteed money ever. And you've got half the country, I'd argue more, that believes you did nothing fucking wrong so why not go do it again like there was a guy named cecil collins they called him cecil the diesel at lsu and this dude would just like crawl through chicks windows and shit and all sorts of shit they just kept letting him get away with it until eventually they were like all right we gotta arrest you bro and then i don't know is he dead now did cecil did cecil the diesel die or is he still in jail? Not sure.

I think he went to Angola. I might be wrong on that. But, like, that type of shit, you let people keep getting away with shit over and over, and they'll continue to do it. And some of the arrogance of Deshaun, like, he's going to pull this again. LOL. Oh, totally. But even if he does it again with, like, a team masseuse, then what?

What's the stipulation there? Like, oh, well, I followed the rules. I went to the team masseuse, then what? What's the stipulation there? Like, oh, well, I followed the rules. I went to the team masseuse and I just got excited. Like, this pattern's not going to stop. No, so. So eventually he will get his. I believe that. Yeah, well, he gets his pretty frequently.

All he has to do is think about things. That's true. He's got to even think about things that are shaped like sex. Like, oh, boy, a cucumber. Net. Like, to even think about things that are shaped like sex. Like, oh boy, a cucumber. Net. Like, do you think he does that? Like, if he sees like the inside of like a sliced open cantaloupe, do you think he like digs out?

He's like, yep. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Pies. I think he thinks about that. Maybe avocados. Anything that could be like vagina shaped.

Do you think he gets really into it? Possibly. Yeah, could be. be like and that like that's he'll get his no matter what so uh let's see what was the yoga pose he pulled on the masseuse it's like the baby like whether you hold the baby's legs up yeah yeah and he likes to get his b-hole tickled there's nothing manlier than getting your b-hole tickled by some lady who doesn't really want to tickle your b-hole yeah that's not what she signed up for it's like when i came in here i just thought i was going to give you a rubdown.

I did not know I'd be fondling your anus. There are some places with women who will do that. Sure. But not the places he went. Well, I mean, I think some of them might have been, actually. I think there were a couple that said it was somewhat consensual. And there were seedy-ass places, like in these trash-ass strip centers, where the lady was like you know

hey we know what you're here for and she was like setting it up and shit i'm not a prude man those are the places you should go to yeah go to the rub and tugs they will take care of you there or you know they're not gonna run to the internet they're not gonna sue like that's you know it sucks it's sex trafficking but by the way they're to out you. You're a big-time celebrity. You could do all sorts of shit. You could get whatever kind of action you want. Why do you need to go get jerked off by some random jamoke-ass ladies? I don't know.

To be fair, I don't think they were jerking him off. I think he was trying to make them grab his penis, and then he would ejaculate as they were rubbing his legs and stuff. To be fair. Well, that's true. A football is a vad shape. To a degree, it is, Joe. It is. I think you might be onto something there. Maybe that's why he likes it so much. I don't know.

So, Deshaun Watson got a six-game suspension. There's that. Do you think they will? That Goodell will try to add more to it? He should. But I don't think it's going to happen. Well, that's what was so funny, too, was last night when it came out that the Players Association was like, well, you know what?

We've decided that whatever the judge says, we think that the league should go with. Oh, so obviously you knew ahead of time what it was going to be. A positive outcome for them. Because two weeks ago, that was not the case. No, two weeks ago, it was like, we'll sue immediately. They were. We'll fight this.

So that changed quickly. And we were talking about, like, today we're watching the shitty local news in Nashville. And the dude on the Wacky Morning Show is like, Deshaun Watson already missed all of last year while fighting these allegations. That irks me. Like, I get that nobody in the world pays attention to the Texans. I respect that i get it nobody further proves that nobody gives a fuck but like all a simple twitter search of david like

today i went back to some guy was like he played in play because he was being punished i gotta do a search david cully and deshaun watson you search the two of those guys together and you'll get like the second or third tweet. And it says something along the lines of, and this is in February of 2021, that Deshaun Watson met with David Culley and reiterated the point that he has no interest in playing for the organization and he will not play and demands a trade and he will not play ever again. So the idea that he didn't play because he was being punished is poppycock. Targwash, I say.

But anyway, glad you guys are watching. Tank sent me a picture today. And Tank actually randomly texted me while we were at the wrestling match on Saturday. He's like, hey, big dog, I'm going to be in Detroit for the Eagles game. I don't know if he thinks we live in

Detroit. It's possible. I don't know. But I'm going to be in Detroit for the Eagles game. Like, I don't know if he thinks we live in Detroit. It's possible. I don't know. But he's going to be at the Eagles Detroit game. And I was like, well, I'll see if I can make it. And I probably won't be able to unless they fly us out there. But then today he sends me a picture, right? The first picture is Tank and Shooter McGavin. And I'm like, wait a second.

Where did you meet Shooter McGavin? He's like, big dog, I'm at a charity event. I'm like, oh, that's awesome. He sends me another picture. The other picture is of him. Around his right arm is Barry Williams. Barry Williams, famous for playing Greg Brady. In this arm, the dude who played Larry in Three's Company.

So I'm like, holy shit. Tank's out there. Like, that seems like a heaven for Tank. Like, Tank loves, like, old school, like, 70s TV shows. Or his Tony Romo shirt, which is just, you know, Romo on the ground. It says Romo-ing is what it says. It was peak Tank.

Oh, it was legendary. And Tank rules. And just him and fucking Larry from Three's company of the Regal Beagle. Like, I'm shocked that Tank doesn't have a Regal Beagle t-shirt. I bet he does. I would imagine he probably does. But that picture just made me laugh.

But anyway, Astros made a deal. They got Trey Mancini. Now, apparently it's part of a three-team trade. They are sending Jose Siri to Tampa. Yep. And then uh the rays will trade right-handed pitcher seth johnson to the orioles and right-handed pitcher jayden murray to the astros in the mancini siri deal orioles also believed to be getting another player from houston johnson is about to undergo tommy john surgery i would assume that there's nobody of huge value in this like mancini's nice and he's 30 he's a

relatively young guy uh and i don't know how many years he's got left on his deal so what the plan is i don't think it's going to be anybody included in there that you'd go oh my god we lost that guy but i don't give a shit about farm hands and hot prospects and shit you're trying to win now the window is open now yankees went out and got montas so they're trying to play ball yankees by the way fucked me out of a massive parlay yesterday all i needed with those sons of bitches to win it's all i needed i needed a yankees win and they were up in the ninth inning they gave up a three run home run to salvador perez who's bats 202 and lost the damn game and cost me a damn parlay sons of bitches uh but um yeah like good deal man look you're trying to win man like and yuli you love

yuli and yuli had tons of big hits yuli stinks now like you know what yuli reminds me of remember um in little big league when there was like that black dude that was like the the dude that didn't wasn't really good anymore but he was friends with the manager kid with uh with uh not henry rowan gardener what's that bob bill haywood yeah and he was buddies with him and like he got like one hit and like a pinch hit he's like way to go buddy and the dude in the dugout's like don't you think it's a little bad when you're getting excited over a cni single you know that type of shit and like that's kind of like yuli people go nuts if he gets a single now like he just he's not good he's not producing like he hit a wall fast remember the last time we

heard from jose siri was when he, like, tweeted, like, fuck opinions or whatever? Yes. And that was it? You never heard from him again? Because it was like, what was it, the bat flip or something was it that he did? I forget what the story was.

Well, remember, and then Dusty admonished him. He's like, ah, we don't do that. Yeah. And then, like, the whole city was like, fuck you, Dusty. You're taking the fun out of baseball. You suck. And Siri had tweeted, like, fuck bad opinions, have fun, and then he deleted it was like, fuck you, Dusty. You're taking the fun out of baseball. You suck. And Ziri had tweeted, fuck bad opinions, have fun.

And then he deleted it 10 minutes later. And then you never saw him again. And now where is he? In Baltimore? Tampa. He's in Tampa. Well, Tampa's a good franchise. They're just in Tampa playing in an aquarium.

A shitty aquarium at that. Let's see. I still think they're in on Bell. And this is to replace Bradley. Very well may be. I wouldn't be done either, man. Go for it. Like, you start to look at some of the way these rosters are built.

Man, a lot of these teams are loaded. And the Astros have some good bats, especially if Bregman gets going, right? You got Bregman, and he's been better lately. And you've got Jordan, and Tucker's been pretty good this year. And you've got Jose. You start to get kind of like that five six seven eight area or really six seven eight nine so they also included one of their pitching prospects chase mcdermott is don't have a fucking clue who chase mcdermott is chandler room said he was viewed as one of the

team's most promising lower level pitching prospects that's great you know how many lower level pitching prospects you can get they're probably a dime a dozen i couldn't tell you because i'm not an expert i'm not baseball prospectus so i can't tell you how good someone is or how good they're gonna be because i don't really care however i can tell you that trey mancini can help you win a world series and some no-name pitcher down in single a ball and like corpus or wherever the hell he plays like that guy ain't gonna help you win anything right now and there's a good possibility you're gonna say we're never gonna hear this guy again very rarely do these guys the astros trade really amount to huge things like you were telling me today that musgrove signed a hundred million

dollar deal musgroves had a nice solid career right like these things happen like he's been solid but if you start to think of some of the other people that have been traded, it's like, who are they? What are they doing? Do they matter? Like they all pop up somewhere. Like, you know, who's actually hitting the ball. Well, right now is, um, is, uh, Tony Kemp, but Tony Kemp, wasn't some young player you were afraid to get rid of. He was just a guy you moved or, you know, they just, they exist to trade, but I don't give two shits who they trade. If you get a guy that's going to help you win right now and be successful right now, that should be the objective. You're trying to win the World Series.

I don't know about you guys, and I'm sure you guys feel the same way. You're passionate about the Astros, right? I'm not even a diehard Astros guy, but I fucking despise the Yankees right now. I despise the Yankees, and I I despise the Yankees and I really despise the Mariners. The Mariners have done a good job of making me hate them for being a team that's so mediocre and trivial. First of all, their fans are obnoxious.

They're weird Antifa assholes. And then yesterday, Altuve gets hit near the dome first pitch of the game and it's like, okay, let's play ball, baby. And I'm glad they took six or seven from those schmucks like it's not like i view them as a competitor for the astros i guess they're the closest thing to it in the division i don't view them as a legit contender of any sort and

they're not close to the astros but it's like you want to really keep them in their place like you don't want them to take five of seven from the astros and feel good you want to really just beat those guys down and if not for one bad, they win all seven of those games against the Mariners. They're their dad-ass. So fuck them. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck everybody. Get to playoff baseball.

And as we've said before, I love the teams that had no chance in hell in winning of 2017. Like, you really think if the Astros didn't bang on their trash cans that the Seattle Mariners would have won the division that year? No. Really? Like, they do. They buy it, man. Where did they have won the division that year? No. They do. They buy it, man.

Where did they finish in the division in 2017? My guess would be they finished third. The A's were decent one of those years, and the Angels never were, really. Yeah, they were third, so they finished behind the Angels with the same record as the Rangers. So really, yeah, you weren't going to win that division no matter.

Correct. But that's cute that you're still so bitter about it. Yes. Let's see. M.W. Solgrove brings up J.D. Martinez as someone who was traded. I don't remember the deal for Martinez. And yes, Martinez has gone on to have a great career. Was Martinez there?

Martinez was there early before they got good again, if I recall. Yeah, because he was in Detroit for a while, and after that he went to Boston, right? Yeah. And now they're saying he might get traded again, I think. So, like, I think Martinez played for the Astros right before, like, 15. And then there was the 16 year, which wasn't as good, and then since 17, they've been great.

The Astros, the Yankees went out and got Andrew Benatendi just so the Astros couldn't get him. They didn't even want him. And I get that they love to show this highlight of Benatendi making the diving catch in the LCS a couple years ago. Big fucking deal. I don't believe that there are players that just kill certain teams. They do it because they're good players.

It's not like, oh, this guy just owns us and we can never stop him. I don't believe that. I think circumstance plays a big factor in everything as well. Let's see. Martinez was in Houston from 2011 to 2014. Who's who they called up when they traded Henter? Okay, AG producer Martinez was released by the Astros. That's my point.

Like they didn't even trade him. Like they had him and then they moved on. So it is what it is. But they, um, so, I mean, they had some of those guys, but for the most part, when the Astros trade someone, they're okay. Who's the one dude, um, that still plays you that they traded him in the Pittsburgh deal. Who am I thinking of? I think it was in the same deal in the trade that involved Musgrove.

Who am I thinking of? How am I drawing a blank on this guy's name? It was a couple years ago because they traded Musgrove to Pittsburgh, right? I think that's what the trade was. I think so. I don't remember. Jack Clark killed the Astros and many other teams. Oh, Garrett Cole.

No, no, Garrett Cole came here. Well, yeah. I'm talking about the ones that went the other way. Colin Moran. That's who I was thinking of. Like, Colin Moran. Colin Moran was a decent player for a while. And Colin Moran's fine.

But, like, there's not one guy the Astros have traded, whether it be a hot prospect or whatever, that you would go, yep, that's the one that got away. Like if you're like the Cubs and you traded Lou Brock for Ernie Brolio, you'd go, you know what? That one might be the one that got away. You know, those kinds of guys, like guys that you look back on and go, shit, we really missed out or the Red Sox trading Bagwell. You can look back on those and go, holy fuck, we had that guy and we blew it and we lost him. There's not one guy that the Astros have traded in the last six years or so that I would look at and go, fuck. Now, would you like to have a Joe Musgrove? Sure, because I do think the

rotation is an issue. Not an issue, but it's certainly not a strength of the team, right? It's not one of those things where you look at the Astros rotation and go, boy, this is a dominant rotation. Like if you get into the postseason, how confident are you in the dudes? Like, how confident are you in Fromber? Maybe you are, maybe you're not. Now, they might view getting Sassy Lance back as, like, their addition to the rotation. I'm sure they do. Maybe that's how they view it.

They're like, we don't need to make a big move because he's going to come back. He should be rested. It is what it is. Fromber doesn't really worry me that much. He's got the playoff experience now. Like, Fromber's very good. I really worry me that much. He's got the playoff experience now. Like, Frambois is very good. I'm not worried about him. Let's see.

Josh Hader is one of the names that people keep bringing up. The thing about Hader, and Hader's great. And by the way, he just got traded for, like, a weird deal. Not like Milwaukee. I mean, Milwaukee's right in it. Milwaukee's in first place. Yeah. And their bullpen's not very good, and they just trade Josh Hader.

But, like, I asked, like, Josh Hader was great, but you were able to win with guys that you had. Like, to me, a one-that-got-away thing is you get rid of a franchise cornerstone player, then you end up becoming a shitty team, and this guy goes on to play for a great team. And closers aren't that. Great starting pitchers may be. Baseball's weird because one player doesn't make a team.

But, like, you lose a Lou Brock, who I think has the second most stolen bases of all time and is a Hall of Famer, for nothing. And then you suck for most of your existence. And Lou Brock doesn't. Well, that one stings. See the big matchup in Sugarland tomorrow night? Sassy Lance on the bump against Kid Kike, who you talk about a fall off a mountain.

Life comes at you fast. Holy shit. That was always his MO. He stunk in the first inning. But now he really stinks in the first inning and just sucks at baseball. He's on his third team this season already. He's with the Rangers now. So he's playing for Round Rock against Lance on tomorrow night. What a matchup.

That should sell out. I have been to that ballpark two times. One was to see REO Speedwagon and Night Ranger, and I had shitty seats, and me and John Cascio, the concert was in center field. Me and Cascio were sitting in like the infield behind home plate the seats sucked and we eventually left the other time actually I've been I guess

a couple times we went with Luther okay so I've been three times so we went with Luther and then the other time I went was when Clemens pitched there me and Gavin went and we gave away some tickets for people to go see it like if there's ever going to be a crowd at a Sugarland Skeeters game like it's going to be First of all, it's the Space Cowboys now.

Sorry, the Sugarland Space Cowboys. Okay. In that situation, you would get if Altuve is making a rehab start, you can get in for $10, people would go. Sassy Lance versus Dallas Keuchel, 2017 Strohs, ready to go.

And let us not forget this about Dallas Keuchel. All right? This is important. We can sit here and we can shit on Keuchel and all that. It was Dallas Keuchel along with Josh Ennis who said they needed to get Verlander. Yeah, Keuchel was hell-bent on it. I forget exactly what he tweeted, but it was almost a Sassy Lance level of sass. Yeah, yeah.

And that was big, and that was a big story, and it wasn't that long after that that they went out and got Verlander. So really, me and Kid Keiki, I think that we've, basically we're the reason why the Astros have won a World Series, because we had high demands. We have high expectations, you see. That's what we're here for. And now neither of you are in Houston.

Correct. And for one, it's a damn shame that would be me. On the other side, nobody wants Dallas Keuchel, so who cares? Lance is going to throw at someone. He'll treat it like the World Series. Of course he will. In very Lance fashion, he'll, like, overdo it in that game and blow out his arm.

He's like, nope, I'm not going to be out. Like, basically, he's kind ofdo it in that game and blow out his arm. He's like, Nope, I'm not going to be out. Like basically he's kind of a Clanton level hard on. Can we agree with that? Like he's got Clanton hard on tendencies. Like he fights with the idiot fans of the other teams, that type of shit, you know,

like, can we agree with that? That like, he'll go out like guys, I'm going to go out here. What are you doing? Arlington? What are you doing? We will take down southern oklahoma we just will like he's got those kind of

tendencies but anyway so mancini's gonna play for the astros deadline is tomorrow depending on when you're listening to this it's august 2nd that's all you need to know is the deadline is august 2nd he said it before but my god i, I'm ready for the playoffs. Yes, playoffs. Boy, when playoffs hit and then you've got NFL and college, we're ready to go. I'm ready for October. Wonder how long Alvin Kamara's going to be suspended for socking that dude. That was trending as well

today. Most people believe now he should be suspended about a quarter. Well, yes. Like he punched some dude. Who knows what the dude was doing to him? I don't know. I mean, listen, you're an NFL player. This dude's not. And you attack the guy, whatever. The difference may be, was he charged criminally?

Shit, I don't remember. I mean, I don't think it's anything now. I don't think. But like, to me, beating off on like, you know, 30 women or at least, you know, ejaculating in front of them is a little bit different than you know some dude socking another dude so he was arrested on battery charge i don't know what ever became of that if he actually got convicted of it or what um but also the downfall for alvin camara is that's on camera well that doesn't help which is fucked up i I mean, I, I not defending to show, but like, like how do you, how do you reconcile this?

How do you go, you know, Deshaun Watson? I mean, those ladies kind of knew what could happen when they're in that situation, whatever. How do you go with that? And then go,

yeah, but let me tell you, man, Alvin Kamara punched that dude. What a piece of shit. Like, how do you, like,

how does that come down to that? I struggle with that, but, um, we'll see what ends piece of shit. Like, how does that come down to that? I struggle with that. But we'll see what ends up happening there. All I know is that my man James is going to throw for 45 hundo this year. 45 hundo, 35 TDs. For example, the NFL discipline policy very clearly states that the minimum is a six-game suspension for allegations of assault and or battery whether or not a person is charged or even convicted but like they didn't have anything written down in

the books for hey if you tantrically ejaculate in a uh in a massage session we have nothing written down for that encounters correct but like how do you define violent like yes these women weren't raped but like okay so it's not violent. They're not getting punched. I get all that, but you're still in some instances like jerking off on these chicks and like you've got over 30 of them and you've, you've, you've bought off most of them. Like, I, like, I get that it doesn't specifically say it in the handbook there, but that's a lot.

That's a lot of people to masturbate on, you know? I think Camara may actually have another hearing coming up in August. Okay. So I don't know that. I'm just kind of glancing through this quickly here. Well, the NFL is obviously protecting the deviant freak. Well, might be the case. And then it's funny because then you look at baseball and you look at Trevor Bauer. Yep.

Who was also not convicted criminally. Yep. And faced sexual misconduct, allegations, and abuse, and all this stuff. And homeboy, still suspended. Was he suspended for two, three years? He was never convicted. Someone brings up, Harold brings up a point. How do you look at your mom, sister, aunt in the face if you defend Watson?

Here's the thing. Especially in Cleveland. Dude, these bitches are fucking nuts. Like, how pathetic, if you're a woman, right? And, like, your viewpoint is, oh, you weren't charged with anything and let's go. Like, some woman, I saw a comment of hers on the thread. She had, like, the Browns logo in her name and shit. Like, I think at some point it should be acceptable for all of us to just say that women can be fucking morons, too.

Oh, they can. Absolutely. Because, like, we live in this world where you watch sitcoms, right? Like, Everybody Loves Raymond was on in the living room a second ago and everybody loves raymond raymond's kind of a putz and his wife is like she's sassy and she's the smart one you watch the honeymooners like ralph cramden's a fucking moron and his lady is smart you watch the king of queens doug heffernan is the kind of doofy moron and carrie is the smart one at some point we need to have a realistic sitcom, which is a woman's a fucking moron that like the dude could be a moron too.

That's totally fine. But I want to have like a real true to life sitcom where the woman's just like a fucking idiot and the, and like constantly like ask the dude to do shit and then like defends Deshaun Watson on the internet. just like dumb woman show like everybody like the show would be called everybody thinks that lady brown's fans are fucking morons too that's the name of the show like the way these fucking women are they think they seem just like fucking morons but then you look at women right you never hear stories of

dudes like sending letters to lady serial killers or like chicks who murdered their husband and went to jail you never hear stories of dudes like i'm really into you let's fuck oh i bet that happens i don't think it does i think that happens i don't think it does i don't think dudes are that fucking stupid now they'll get with like crazy bitches but like if a chick is convicted and goes to prison because she killed a dude like Lorena Bobbitt I don't believe that there were men who were like sending Lorena Bobbitt letters like hey you want to fuck like hey let's go I'd like to find out if there were though I would need to find that out because I bet there are everyone's nuts men women everyone's fucking psychos it is important to note

that women more so than men based on my scientific data that I have just made up, there are more women who will send letters and nudies and everything else to dudes who are convicted of murdering women and raping them. And yet we're supposed to sit here and go, you know who's fucking smart? Women. Guys are so stupid, aren't they? Women are brilliant like there are women who will fucking be like cleveland brown's fucking lady stands and they will sit there and defend this fucking dude well the problem is with a lot of women is they truly believe that they can change any guy like even as as he killed people though that look like it's like the people that want to fuck oj that that she will be the

one to turn his life around and make him a good person. Like, there's a lot of women that think like that. You're making my point. I know, but I'm saying. Women are stupid sometimes, and we should be allowed to say that. Well, yes, but for men. Present company excluded, Jilly, is brilliant.

Everyone's stupid. Yes, but the idea is like, there's this like understood thing. Like, men are big dummies. Well, some are. But like, all women are so smart, and they keep the house in check smart and they keep the house in check and they keep their man in check. No. Women send fucking letters to serial killers who rape women and want to marry them.

I'm telling you, there is not a man out there that would send a letter to like someone brought up Amy Fisher. I bet there were men who wrote to Amy Fisher in prison who wanted to hook up. Maybe. Maybe. But remember, Amy Fisher just shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco because she loved Joey Buttafuoco.

That was done in a fit of rage and love. I'm talking about like a, a, a, a, a Lorena Bobbitt. Like a Lorena, do you think someone sent a letter to lorena bobbitt i do i really do i do not there's not one man i am a man and i can speak for men

and i will say this that there is no way in hell any man was like boy she cut that guy's dick off here i'm gonna send you a polaroid in prison hey i love you there's no way in hell that happened i wouldn't be shocked. I would. Because men might be dumb, but I don't think that they're like, hey, she cut a dude's dick off, I'm into her dumb. There are dumb guys, and there are things that women do, and there are mean women, and dudes will fall for mean women. But a woman would send a fucking nudie and everything to Charles Manson

because women are fucking insane. And we're supposed to act like they're just like, read the Lady Browns fan comments. Go find some NFL post and see all the posts from ladies with the Browns logo in their fucking Twitter. And they're like, he wasn't convicted. Just let him be.

Let him be. He served his time. His time has been served. Let him be. They're fucking nuts. Again, some women, not to be the feminist over here, but some women are nuts. Yes. Cindy Nude says the Night Stalker was getting thirsty letters in prison.

Every serial killer gets thirsty letters in prison. Women are fucking insane and they are aggressively horny. And I'm telling you, I would not be shocked if men sent the same kind of things to lady. And there's not that many ladies. I need evidence. I need proof. Someone Google this. I need, I need some story of some guy that like fell in love with a lady prisoner who like shot her husband and then they fell in love via Polaroids and pen palling. That's i need to know but like it is weird though like me like you can get into crap like i like britney spears or at least i i did like britney spears until she became just too fucking crazy for my liking but like britney

spears she's crazy and that's fine but then there's you know chop off a dude's dick crazy and that's too crazy for me to be into the dude whose dick she cut off would send him love send her love notes all the time john john wayne bobbitt yep but they're obviously both fucked up that doesn't count it has to be someone who like has nothing to do with the situation who's just like hey i want to fuck the chick that cut the guy's dick off again i'm sure they're out there. Do dudes date Lorena Bobbitt, Drew asks. I mean, maybe she's gotten back together with someone.

Cindy Nude says, I write to Brittany Griner. Well played. Well played. Let's see here. Peg Bundy says Brad Hall. What about Peg Bundy? She's like the dumb broad. Oh, but she's not, though.

Because ultimately, at the end of the day, Al is still the moron. Like, she's kind of ditzy, but she's always the one delivering the one-liners to him for being a moron, right? So, like, they're both kind of equally stupid. There were some other names that people brought up for dumb chicks. Peggy Hill. No, Peggy Hill's not. Peggy Hill's not stupid. She's the one that's always telling uh what's his name hey in the good place so what's her face is kind of the dumb one and the

husband she was assigned to was the smart one that's true um kimmy schmidt but see that's not your typical situation comedy setup of husband and wife husband is stupid and the wife is the smart one kimmy schmidt by the way is just beautiful and i love her very much kaylee cuoco is a dumb woman in the big bang theory says roddy richards okay i don't watch enough big bang theory to know but that's also a different scenario because one dude's like a scientist or some shit so that is a little bit different all right let's see here so here's one for you jilly i didn't get to this one on the morning show today. Let's see. A new poll found most people think, oh, let me ask you this question. I'll start with the full story from the show prep. Do you think the world would be a better place if

we were just brutally honest all the time? A new poll found most people think so, but very few of us have the guts to actually do it. Here are a few quick stats on honesty. 57% think it would be better if everyone just told people what they were thinking and didn't hold back. But 83% of us bite our tongue a lot and avoid saying stuff that might offend people. Two, we hold back four times a day on average that includes big stuff but also little things like wanting to tell someone to chew with their mouth shut or saying no i don't want to see more pictures of your cats i think i do that a lot yeah you don't like confrontation i don't so i just sit there and let people kind of ramble on because i'm the dude on the radio so if i say something like hey shut the fuck up then i'm a dick right 77 of us think that we're good at hiding the fact that we're not being

totally honest. 56% of people claim they want to be brutally honest with them and not hold back. I think they're liars. And 73% think being brutally honest is necessary sometimes. Like, you can't be brutally honest with people or you're going to be called a dick or a racist or a misogynist or whatever if we were completely honest with people we would just say that women are dipshits and want to fuck prisoners but we don't say those things we say women they're brilliant men are stupid right and like yeah that's what we say i don't know why i just fonzied you guys there the dog says edith bunker she was but again she plays dumb but at the end of the day, she's still like, if you

watch episodes of all in the family, she's ditzy, but she's always kind of the one that solves all the issues at the end. Right. There was a story. Do you see the story from Houston today about the Laredo Taqueria? No. That. Okay.

So you know which one that is. We've been there before. It's on Washington. It's been there forever. Yep. We've been there before. It's on Washington. It's been there forever. Yep. It's been there since, I think, 1984 or something. And obviously, Washington has grown up a lot. Yep.

There's bars, nightclubs, townhouses everywhere. Yep. Well, they built these townhouses so close to the Laredo Taqueria that the people who moved in are bitching that the smoke from the Taqueria is making their furniture smell like tacos and fajitas. First of all all that sounds like an amazing problem to have i feel like there's mine smells like your house could smell like dog farts is what my couch smells like you mean to tell me it could smell like tacos i'll take it they were trying to sue over this so the the place had to get a laredo had to get a lawyer and the lawyer had to explain like look this place was here first

no one made you move into these townhouses yes like it's absurd like the fact that these people are coming for this business trying to shut down this fucking delicious taqueria monsters is what they are because it smells like tacos in your house well you moved five feet from a fucking taco stand what the fuck do you think's gonna happen dopes i tell you people are the worst. You gotta see these things. You gotta know what's coming. Sometimes you just have to deal with the fact that your place smells like tacos, which again does not sound like a bad issue. If you have a septic issue and your house smells like shit all the time, that's a bad thing. Having the smell

of chimichangas wafting through the air actually sounds heavenly. You ever smell a taco place they're amazing like just the entitlement of people to be like nope we're gonna sue this taco still they were there first they've been there since 1984 so eat all the dicks assholes like you didn't smell those delicious tacos when you went to see your fancy fucking townhouse yeah i'm with you on that one that story just enraged me today i was, and then why are you coming for this business? Like again, like these small businesses just get family owned businesses, you know, like

people coming for them left and right. As you know, I'm a big small business guy. I support the small businesses. What would you rather? There'd be a damn Walmart there? Be a Whole Foods? Be a Trader Joe's? That'd be fine. Yeah. It smells like patchouli.

There's the smell of patchouli and douche wafting into my room, and I love it. Entitlement. Wafting through my windows, but the smell of delicious tacos and chimichangas and tortas and tostadas. That's not good. You can't have that.

That's bad. I would love to live that close to that place. You'd beat the line for breakfast tacos. My God, it'd be the best thing ever. Ain't nothing wrong with that, man. Sign me up. Brad Hall says, my buddy lives right next to the Mexican bakery, and it's the greatest. I bet it is.

Roddy Richard says, go Hogs. Go Hogs. We went to the wrestling match on Saturday. It was a pretty solid time. It was fun. Yeah, we basically had to row to ourselves wrestling match on Saturday. It was a pretty solid time. It was fun. Yeah, we basically had to row to ourselves for most of it. And then like random jamokes started filling in these seats. Yes, people scope out the empties.

Yeah, douches. Like battle was barely there. He showed up late and then left early. He brought his kid. The last thing he said was, Liam wants a cowboy hat. I'm going to go get him a cowboy hat. Boy, that kid is cute. Well, here's what he told me happened.

He said that they were climbing the stairs to go find cowboy hats, and his kid fell when he was climbing the stairs and hurt his knee. So he's like, and he's embarrassed. So he wouldn't go back down to the seats because he thought all the people in the seats were judging him. So they just stood up in the concourse and watched the wrestling match from there. Oh, don't awe him. Don't awe him. I don't stood up in the concourse and watched the wrestling match from there. Oh, don't awe him! Don't awe him!

I don't think that's awe worthy. And Battle's like, they're not judging you. They don't care. He gets a pass. And so then they watch from... Then Battle's like, well, they didn't have any cowboy hats, so I called some lady from WWE. It's like, in the middle of a pay-per-view, you called someone from WWE

to see if you could get your kid a hat apparently he did I guess she just gave him hers I guess but it was a fun time it was a good show it was a great time Adam Clanton says that Ric Flair match was straight ass did you spend money on that if so you're straight ass I would have to question you

just watching the clips I was like uncomfortable yeah it was it was awful and you watch him to me and I didn't watch the thing I saw the clips i was like uncomfortable yeah it was um like he's like it was awful and like and you watch him he were to me and i didn't watch the thing i saw the clips like you did one he made sure to blade himself so he'd bleed to make it this epic showdown right but then like he's not like physically fit anymore you know like he's not like you know built so you look at his wrestling trunks and like they fit him like an old man's BVDs would fit. His legs are really skinny,

so they don't stick to his legs. They kind of hang over his legs. You were waiting for his, if I had to guess, very elastic scrotum to fall out of his trunks. And it just felt weird. I don't know man that's um and then enjoy the people that were angry because like after the match he's like i'm gonna go party with kid rock and was like oh kid rock no kid rocks bar charges way too much for fucking beer

like nine dollar we went to this brewery down there and got like seven beers for 30 bucks not bad right we go to kid rocks we bought four beers that'll be 60 like well fuck you kid rocks to be fair that's not just kid rock that's broadway i know but we went there i i found the bigger outrage to be the street food after the wrestling match oh that that was an outrage too so we were walking back to the hotel and we saw a hot dog cart as usual we had big plans we're like oh let's go to the taco bell cantina after the wrestling match like let's go back over towards broadway and then as soon as we cross there's a pedestrian bridge that you go from nissan stadium to get back to like lower

broadway yeah where all the bars are and as soon as we saw the crowds and heard the music we're like nope let's grab some street food at the furthest street vendor that we can find and walk back to our hotel which was the other way from Broadway. So we found a little hot dog stand. No line, not a ton of people. We're like, perfect. Let's get this. Got two hot dogs.

And a bottle of water. $24. 24 bucks. It was a dumb decision. I don't get it. And you brought up the comparison to New Orleans, which I thought was interesting. Yeah, well, New Orleans. New Orleans, you're walking around Bourbon Street.

There's like two for one giant beers, two for five. Like, try this. They're trying to get you to drink as much as possible for as little money as possible. And the street meat is like a dollar for a hot dog. Like, you can go to those places that sell the big-ass beers, and usually they're selling like Dixie beer or something, but they're just trying to get you there. And it's literally like two 30 ounce beers for $5. Yes.

Here it's like one 12 ounce beer for the price of five. It's insane. So it was not good. I'm not a fan of Broadway. Not a fan of downtown Nashville. I didn't think it was that bad. Like, like the atmosphere early in the day, I didn't think it was bad.. The atmosphere early in the day I didn't think was bad. Early in the day it was fine, but price-wise,

and it's just such a rip-off. I don't know. No, I agree. I agree with that. I drink too much to be able to afford to drink on Broadway. It was not an easy thing to do. And then you get to the stadium, and you buy two beers, and it's like $26 each time you go.

That's to be expected yeah that's any stadium but um yeah the hot dog vendors is what really got me they were just normal nathan's hot dogs nothing special you know everything in the city is so fucking expensive it is but you go to new orleans and nothing is expensive and that's why new orleans rules well most places when you do like the street cards or the street meat, like, you know, it's not $24 for two hot dogs. That is correct. I could have went to the bar and bought a bottle of water for cheaper than what they charged for us there. That is also correct.

But, so that was what happened most of the night there. It was fun at the wrestling match. You were texting my mom and sending her pictures. So, because mom was locked in, she was watching at the wrestling match. You were texting my mom and sending her pictures. So, cause mom was locked in. She was watching at home and, and it was cool. I mean, there was nothing like overly special about it, but like, I mean, it was fine. It was fun. The last match was really fun though. The Brock versus Roman with the tractor and everything.

Yeah. That was fun. It was, that was kind of cool. Like we were, we had a good view, like, it wasn't good enough to watch it, like, watch the ring. Like, I was watching the screen, you know? And they don't have the commentary either, which. Yeah.

But it was fun to be there. So that part of it was a little bit, eh. But, I mean, hey, we were in there, and it's in a football stadium. Unless you're, you know, five rows back, like, it's going to be a tough view. No matter what you do, you're going to get stuck watching the video boards, which we did. But you did get recognized by two nashville people two separate occasions well and that's so the first time it was someone that was in the chat on friday and then there was another one uh when we were getting the street meet a guy goes john shettis

man just want to let you know we listen to you on The Rock, man, you rule. Everybody else that noticed us were McDougals. We're legit Philly people. Like, we sat down in our seats. Josh Ennis, bro, we're from Philly, man, what's up? Like, five Philly people were like, what's up, bro? But in typical Josh Ennis fashion, you always say, oh, woe is me. I'm irrelevant here.

Nobody recognizes me here. Nobody cares. And then two people out of the blue are like, hey, Nashville's not as aggressive as the people in Philly. People in Philly will say anything to you. Nashville, they just kind of sit back and be like, oh, is that Josh? And I was like, you know, they'll whisper to their friends.

But in typical Josh fashion, that didn't make your day at all you were just like oh of course these philly people well they did but the one girl was very the ones that were in the chat made me happy because they're chatters and they're nashville people and i enjoyed that i know um but you would act like you know that that was a big deal for you to have these two people from nashville recognize you well it was nice but i mean like i'm used to having like a hundred people recognize me everywhere

I go. Like you tweet about it on Twitter like, oh, these Philly people, you should have been like, hey, some Nashville people. Well, because it was funnier. Well, first of all, it was one person that saw us initially and then like the one that I didn't tweet after I saw the other people in the street. That was on our way back to the hotel.

Street Meat should be the new name we call prostitutes. That should be the new name uh we call prostitutes that should be the new name of the podcast that would get some interesting that's just the name of our podcast is street meat that would get some interesting street meat chronicles they i don't know street meat and beer that's the name of the podcast i feel like joe says i feel like the gimmick match for that show in Philly is going to be Lane Johnson and Jason Kelsey wrestling a tag team match. Oh, there's no doubt Jason Kelsey will wrestle in that.

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Same thing that happened to Lizzo. Yep. Boy, you guys are pussies like come on spaz give me a and this song was co-written with drake so i mean everybody's in on this one yeah there you go so anyway all right well we're getting out of here guys uh we'll probably see you tomorrow uh because uh we'll be here and we'll talk with you uh see you guys later