The Josh Innes Show - JIS: Z Dog's Birthday

Episode Date: April 18, 2022

The gang celebrates ZDog's Birthday with a big bash. ZDog, Juggy Trey and Battle join the show. I can't tell you what we talked about because I honestly don't remember. Learn more about your ad choice...s. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi everybody, it's Josh and Jilly and Luther and welcome to our little podcast. Sunday fun day. Sunday fun day, ZDogg birthday day, but before we get into anything else, I have to tell you about Dr. Busby and ToeGrips.com. Boy, Luther. Oh boy, today, let me tell you now. We always have a story. Luther, of course, takes the Encore Mobility supplement every day,
Starting point is 00:00:25 and today the dude walked like three miles. Three. And he wanted to keep going. I was like, no, I'm tapping out, dog. I got to go. We were the ones that were breathing heavy and tired, and Luther's like, hmm. He's like, hey, guys, can we keep going? I mean, three miles.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Is three miles really all that much? I mean, if we're being honest here, Dad, is three miles really all that much? You throw in Dr. Busby, En busby encore mobility and an overcast cool day luther would probably walk for 20 miles if we probably and the dude's like over 10 years old yeah he's ridiculous uh but you need to get that encore mobility supplement for your dogs because it's a great supplement and it's a new zealand deer velvet encore uh well it's new zealand deer velvet green-lipped muscle supplement and kicks ass, and it helps out the older dogs and the younger dogs as well.
Starting point is 00:01:09 So, hey, if I were you, I would go to toegrips.com. That is toegrips.com. Promo code is LUTHER, L-U-T-H-E-R, and that will save you 10%, 10% off at toegrips.com. I was emailing with Mr. Dr. Busby today or yesterday. He was telling me about how their page blew up, their YouTube channel blew up once. There was some, like they had a video of a dog with like a cyst or something.
Starting point is 00:01:37 I mean, it's a cyst. Is it like Dr. Pimple Pop? Kind of, yeah. But like, I don't think they actually, I don't know that anything ever actually came out. But like that video got like millions of hits and it got them so many followers and everything else. We were asking about that the other day, but they're wonderful, man. We love them.
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Starting point is 00:02:16 Promo code is LUTHER to save you 10%. Let's go. This is the Josh and his show. Howdy, everybody. It is Josh and Jilly and Luther on ZDogg's birthday party Sunday. I'm excited that ZDogg wanted to do this tonight because originally he wanted to do Monday, which is his actual birthday. Yeah. So make sure you guys all wish ZDogg a happy birthday tomorrow. But we are starting the party early.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Yeah. We are. I'm assuming because the jazz play tomorrow. Yeah. Fine with me. So we're starting the party on a Sunday. I'm excited for a Sunday fun day Twitch. We haven't done one in a while. Yep. How many beers
Starting point is 00:02:52 have you had? Three? Yeah, it's like my fourth. I'm on my third. So we pre-gamed a little bit for the party. You seemingly were, I don't know, you were kind of, you were giving me like vibes earlier here that you're kind of in a mood. I'm good. Okay. I'm good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:05 I'm good. Good. I don't know if you lost a parlay or something or what happened. No, I didn't lose any parlays or anything. Sometimes I like to sit in silence. But you were giving me the side eye and the eye rolls and the snark, and I was kind of like, hmm. Well, because sometimes I like to sit in silence. Well, the last time you did that, and you wouldn't tell me what was wrong, you had to poop.
Starting point is 00:03:24 When was this? When we were in North Carolina last weekend. Oh. I don't remember that. Why didn't you just tell me you had a poop? I don't remember that. It would have been fine. I don't know that. But anyway, we welcome you in. Philadelphia owns Josh. Alrighty
Starting point is 00:03:39 and goodbye. Do they? Alright, see you guys later. Peace out. I'm on fire already today. I think the Marlins own Philadelphia. Waka waka. If we're talking about anybody owning everybody, I think it's the Marlins who own the Phils. That's true.
Starting point is 00:03:55 That is true. But yes, I saw that they got their asses kicked today. But we welcome you guys in. I mean, I'll assume the Sixers are winning the whole thing, right? Based on yesterday? Oh, yeah, of course. Of course they are. They'll get their hardened moments soon enough.
Starting point is 00:04:12 That being said, we can't talk shit because our team sucked too. Yeah, but like these dweebs are going to sit. Now all the dweebs want to fire Joe Girardi because, you know, managers matter. Which they don't, of course. They wanted to fire a homeboy capler who just goes out and continue or caplin who uh or capler i get my gabe capler and capler not which one's mr cotter and which one is the manager of the giants gabe capler seven and two giants which one god damn it how do i not know this gave capler okay caplin is who Okay. Kaplan is who Kerry Heffernan works for.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Gabe Kaplan is the guy who played fucking Mr. Cotter. And also Kaplan is who Gary, or Gary, Kerry Heffernan works for. Point being is, these dumbass people, like I love it. I love that they think that the manager's the reason
Starting point is 00:05:01 their shitty team is shitty. I fucking love it. I love it. The manager's not the problem. Your shitty fucking players are the problem. Gabe Kapler was the problem when you sucked. Let's fire him and bring in stiff Joe Girardi. Then he sucks. It's the fucking players.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Baseball is always the players. It's not that difficult. Oh, boy. And I guess, I guess that, uh, you're like for the last two months. Here's what I love. I'm smarter than Philadelphia people. This is a fat, well, it's not hard. Luther's smarter than Philadelphia people, but here's the thing about Philadelphia people, which is adorable. Oh, they, they, they, they hire proven playoff choker, proven most overrated basketball coach in history, Doc Rivers.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Oh, we got Doc. Look out. Last two months, he's the worst coach ever. Oh, he sucks. Fire Doc. They win yesterday, and they're all jerking each other off. Well, that's because Harden wore those stuffed animals on his jacket. Oh, boy. I didn't even want to talk about Philadelphia shit today. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:06:08 But then you got people coming in here talking because that's what Philadelphia does. They're a bunch of troll dick lickers. My God, stop. Ah. I got to get my ass up at 430 in the morning. Well, the good news is it's only six, so that's good. Ah, boy. If you were a normal human, this would actually help you fall asleep early. Same thing in the NBA.
Starting point is 00:06:31 McDougal blamed Brett Brown for the Sixers' playoff failures. Of course it was Brett Brown's fault. Then they fire Brett Brown, and it's, oh, let's bring in Doc Rivers, a guy who's blown more 3-1 series leads than any coach in history. Oh, and then, like, for the last three months, oh, he's the worst coach. Glenn Rivers sucks. Fuck him. He's the reason we suck.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Who is Glenn Rivers? That's Doc Rivers' actual name. Oh, okay. His name is not Doc. I just thought you were making shit up again. No, that's the clever thing that Eskin Sr. does now is he calls him Glenn Rivers. I see. I guess Glenn doesn't give
Starting point is 00:07:06 him access so he shits on him would be my guess. I see. So that's the good news like even if you know the Sixers get up like three to one there's always hope. Yep that's true. How about them Grizzlies? Yeah the Grizzlies sucked ass. Yeah that's what I was saying earlier we can't really judge because our team sucked too. But here's what's going to be fun. My team's got a bunch of young dudes on it that have never been there before. The fun part's going to be watching the hardened lead Sixers choke it away. But see, you are writing the Grizzlies off already. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:33 No, the series is over. They're done. I don't think they're done. I think they're done. Nah. And that one game, I can tell you that they are done. No. Fucking Carl Anthony Towns and Anthony Edwards are not going to play like that every game.
Starting point is 00:07:44 It doesn't matter. The matchups do not favor them. Who's checking Carl? If Carl Anthony Towns puts his big ass in the post, who's checking him? Steven Adams? Steven Adams is getting worked in this series so far. That was one game. I think they get swept.
Starting point is 00:07:59 I don't think they get swept. I think they get swept. That is my hot take for the day, is I think that the Grizzlies end up getting swept. That Celtics-Nets game was good. It was. And I just look, well, actually, I don't know that either one of those teams
Starting point is 00:08:13 are going to get the opportunity to play the 76ers because the 76ers are probably not making it to that series. So if the Sixers beat the Raptors, they will play presumably the Heat. Okay. Jimmy Buckets um my personal friend yes close personal friend my fellow club goer um yes uh Trey is in the chat he says did you like winning time well winning time's not over yet there's still like four episodes left uh but
Starting point is 00:08:44 my issue with winning time is like, there are stretches where it's interesting. And then there are a lot of stretches where it's boring as shit and it feels really over-exaggerated. And I get the argument, which is, well, it's just, um, you know, it's a TV show and it's supposed to be like, you know, it's, they say beforehand that it's, you know, it's, it it's for dramatic effect and some light, some creative licenses been taken. Yeah, well, I don't I don't like that because what happens is dipshits out in the Internet world think everything they see in this dramatized version of the Lakers history is true. And then before you know it, Jerry West is the biggest asshole in the history of the world or Chick Hearn is a racist. And it's all just to me, it's bullshit.
Starting point is 00:09:25 I don't like that they can just do that to people. They're already promoting the real story. What network did we see that was going to be on? That was on Apple TV. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's the real story about Magic Johnson. Which would include everything else. Yeah, Jerry West, I guess.
Starting point is 00:09:37 People are not happy. Ah, boy. All right, I guess I need another beer. God damn it. I've got to get up at 430. Is that a St. Louis Cardinals or blue shirt? It's a St. Louis Cardinals shirt. I don't think I have any blue shirts.
Starting point is 00:09:54 We had blue shirts. We wore them during the Stanley Cup. They probably don't fit my fat ass anymore. Like, you know, the front runners that we are. Yeah, we are. You're already giving up on the Grizz. Yeah, that series, they're not going to win the series. I'm not saying that because I'm being an ass.
Starting point is 00:10:08 I think they'll win the series, and I think their asses work by Golden State. I'd argue they have a better chance against Golden State than they have against... The way that matchup sets up with the Timberwolves is just not very... Well, the Timberwolves did kind of crush them during the regular season, I think a couple times,
Starting point is 00:10:22 so that's not great, but... So they're going to... I just don't think they're winning that series. did kind of crush them during the regular season, I think a couple times, so that's not great. So they're going to... I just don't think they're winning that series. Your boy Albert hit a home run today. You were excited. I was. I mean, they lost, but I mean, I'm fine with the home run. It was a bomb. Is he getting a 700? I think so. It depends on how many
Starting point is 00:10:39 bats he gets. I don't know how many bats. I think they should have him in the lineup every damn day until he shows that he can't do it. He's already got two home runs in what, eight games? Do the math. If you hit two home runs every eight games, how many home runs are you hitting? So what's 162 divided
Starting point is 00:10:55 by eight? Somebody do that math. 162. 24? 24. That means that Albert Pujols at that rate, then if he hits two every eight games, that means he's going to hit what? that rate then if he hits two every eight games that means he's gonna hit what how many home runs is that if you hit a home run actually it's not it's 20.25 but you trusted my drunk man okay but i was close okay 20 so if he's hitting two home runs every eight games that means he's hitting one home run every four games what's 162 divided by four i'll just do the calculator with that 162 divided by
Starting point is 00:11:29 four whatever that is that's how many and a half that means that albert pools is going to hit 40 and a half home runs this year which would put him well over 700 because i think he only needs 19 to get to seven especially but you said like left-handed is his thing, right? Yeah, that's when they're playing him. They're putting him in against lefties and other stuff. I would play his ass the whole damn time. I would play, I would just see. I mean, he's already got two.
Starting point is 00:11:54 He needs 18, he needs 19 more home runs to get to 700. I mean, if he doesn't start, at least throw him in for an at-bat once every game, right? Well, that's what they're, I mean, they just haven't had the opportunity to do it, like a late game, dramatic, you know, late in the ball game where it makes sense. Yeah, if they're down 10, put them in. Why not?
Starting point is 00:12:09 Yeah, I would do that, too. But, I mean, the guy's got to get 19 more home runs, right? Give him the chance. I would have him DH-ing the entire time. That's why the DH exists. But, I mean, his numbers versus lefties are stupid. The last couple years, that's where he's better. Guys, I don't mean to cause a panic, but as of right now, the Angels are winning the AL West.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Uh-oh. And, you know, you've got a big, finally, the home opener tomorrow. I think I felt so disengaged with the Astros, if for no other reason, that they haven't played a home game, and they're playing all these late games against these shitty franchises no one cares about. I know, I'm trying to get into the Astros, and it sucks. It's like, even last night when I'm like, all right, what's still on?
Starting point is 00:12:44 Oh, the Astros are still on. Yep. You'm trying to get into the Astros, and it sucks. Even last night when I'm like, all right, what's still on? Oh, the Astros are still on. You couldn't even get into it. M.W. Solgrove says it's a little bit early to claim victory in the Carlos Correa sweepstakes for Astros fan. Kind of pathetic to focus on 10 games. Yeah, they're being losers about that. Like they sat there and begged and groveled, oh my God, please stay, Carlos.
Starting point is 00:13:01 And then when he leaves and puts on a Twins uniform, they're all over social media crying, saying, oh, it's oh your son shouldn't be a twin he should be an astro and pain is good but like let's not act that when Correa inevitably opts out of this twins contract at the end of the year they wouldn't love to have him back come on bro it's comical man like like like Carlos Correa is a well-known not good regular season player where he shows up and shows houses in the post season. But if you look at Correa right now, like I saw some guy post this today, look at the slash line. Like which one would you take right now? And Correa is hitting like 182 and pain is hitting two 60. And they're like, I think we won this one. It's been 10 games, bro. Chill the fuck out. fuck out like i don't know the astros lineup is not
Starting point is 00:13:46 impressive and i'm not saying this to take a shot it just feels different watching them without correa like you still got out to bay you still got bregman to bay hasn't really done dick this season so far but it's only been like yeah but it's just played at home yet let's give them time it's weird it feels just like they're less imposing obviously you lose correa and you replace it with pena i don't care how many guys you want to blow and say, oh, they won the trade, or not the trade, but they just won the whole thing, the sweepstakes. You don't lose Correa and your lineup becomes more imposing.
Starting point is 00:14:16 It doesn't work that way. So, continue. Well, I don't know. I look at their lineup, and I don't find it to be a very impressive lineup. Well, certainly they haven't done much yet, but I'm hoping they'll get going. Maybe once they play a home game. Maybe that's all it's going to take.
Starting point is 00:14:34 I don't know, but when you look in their lineup, who in the lineup that you look at, you go, holy shit, this guy scares the shit out of me in that lineup. Well, you would hope Bregman, and it looked promising there the first week of the season. And here's the thing. He's good. But when you had Correa sitting in the middle of that lineup, you go, okay, there's Correa,
Starting point is 00:14:52 and I feel like I got a guy here that can bop a little bit. They've also been without Jordan. Yeah, and when he gets there, that might change things. But I don't know. I'm watching them. I'm just not overly. I don't think their lineup draws fear into the hearts of people the way it once did. And maybe they'll get hot and that'll change.
Starting point is 00:15:09 But I don't know. I don't find them to be overly impressive at this point. And I don't know how good their pitching staff is. I know they're beat up there as well. Well, Lance isn't there yet. But that may work in the long run. Because as you know, Lance tends to get hurt right before the playoffs. But if he doesn't start until June... But that may work in the long run, because as you know, Lance tends to get hurt right before the playoffs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:27 But if he doesn't start until June... I'm fascinated by the idea that after 10 games... Here's my problem with fans. Fans are fucking morons. And we really get to see that. We're all morons. I'm a fan of the Grizzlies. I've already told you that the fucking series is over. They lost one game at home, in which they gave up 45 points in the first quarter.
Starting point is 00:15:44 And with five minutes to go, it's like a one possession game. And I'm sitting there telling you that it is over. So we as fans are all fucking morons. We are imbeciles and we are nincompoops. That's what we are. Fans are that. That is what we are. So like you look at fans and like you go, oh, we won the Correa thing.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Did you? Now, the good thing is you're not going to have to worry about seeing Minnesota in the playoffs, so you'll never see Carlos putting up those numbers because it looks like Minnesota kind of fucking sucks. As usual. Shocker that Minnesota's not very good. Like today they got worked again. What is their record? What are the twins?
Starting point is 00:16:20 They're like four and five maybe. They're like three and six or something. Maybe I'm being generous. Let's see. The twins are three and six or something. Maybe I'm being generous. Let's see. The twins are three and six, last place in the AL Central. Congrats. You suck. So Correa took the, I think that Correa is getting some bad fucking information from
Starting point is 00:16:36 his people that are in control of his money. No, but I think it makes sense. He's doing this for a year, and then Boris wants to get paid. So he's going to opt out at the end of the season. Boris is going to get him a giant contract somewhere that's actually good. And then they'll both be happy. Maybe so. I think that's obvious.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Maybe so. So the thing about Easter, which is today. Yeah. Is Easter grass like the worst thing ever? Easter grass? You know Easter grass, like the stuff in the baskets? Oh, yeah. What about it?
Starting point is 00:17:00 So why is there a piece of Easter grass here? Like, we didn't buy any Easter baskets. Is that what that is? Why is Easter baskets. Is that what that is? Why is this here? Is that what that is? Yes. I don't know how that got here. Why?
Starting point is 00:17:10 Why is this here? I don't know. I didn't do it. Who bought Easter grass in this house? I didn't do it. Look at this. It's Easter grass. Okay, I didn't do it.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I don't know. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. How? How and why? Yeah, I don't know how that got here. Because Easter grass is kind of like the glitter of decorations.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Yeah, I don't know how that happened. It doesn't go away. I don't know how that happened. But anyway, it is Easter. I used to get Jordans every Easter. You got Jordans? Mm-hmm. Dang, your Easter Bunny was.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Yeah. My parents spent beyond their means. I got eggs that had pennies and quarters in them. Dude, the Easter basket used to have, I think for two or three years in a row, Easter would be a new pair of Jordans in the basket. And candy. Now I see a lot of people, a lot of friends on social media aren't even giving their kids candy in their Easter baskets.
Starting point is 00:18:03 It's like salt-free popcorn and veggie sticks. Kids are fucked. Yeah, that's true. Speaking of Easter, too, I don't know if you've talked about this story. The most popular jelly bean flavor in America. There should be none of them because jelly beans are fucking gross.
Starting point is 00:18:20 If you get the right, the Starburst jelly beans are gross. Jelly beans are worthless. Believe it or not, the number one jelly bean flavor was cinnamon. Actually, it would taste like Big Red. Okay, but the number two, speaking of cinnamon though, like I hate when you pick up a red jelly bean and you think it's like cherry or strawberry, but then it's cinnamon. Yeah, that's gross.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Number two is black licorice. That's gross. I don't care what color licorice you are, it's gross. Especially if it's a jelly bean form and number three was the buttered popcorn which i actually really like no i love the why do people like that that's disgusting of all the stupid jelly bean flavors like the buttered popcorn is outstanding oh that's terrible i used to go to the candy store in water tower mall and i would buy just bags of the buttered popcorn
Starting point is 00:19:05 jelly bellies. Oh, that's gross. Yeah. That's disgusting. That one, I'm with you. I love buttered popcorn jelly beans. That is disgusting. Oh, buttered popcorn.
Starting point is 00:19:14 The thing is, foods that are supposed to be flavored like other foods, I guess this might not be a good opinion because a cherry is food. And cherry flavored things are delicious. But you're saying like pizza flavored. Yeah, like pizza flavored anything does not taste like pizza. And it's usually gross. I miss pizzerias. What are those? Like Doritos that are flavored like pizza do not taste like pizza.
Starting point is 00:19:37 They're just gross. But they were called pizzerias. And those were outstanding too. Well, they're gross. You know what I've discovered? And why not just buy buttered popcorn? Because there's something about the jelly bean. It's like a little sweeter and there's a little bit of the texture.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Plus popcorn gets stuck in my teeth and it's a whole big ordeal. Jelly beans don't get stuck in your teeth? Not as bad. The kernels of the popcorn get stuck in my gums. Jelly beans are disgusting. I don't think they're disgusting. They're mostly worthless is what they are. Ace says the Easter Bunny in 1999 got her Britney Spears tickets.
Starting point is 00:20:12 The Easter Bunny is very generous to some and not as generous to others. I mean, Santa Claus is almost like believable, right? Like, hey, it's this guy. Who believes there's a goddamn Easter bunny boy you're on one now well I mean like kids are not stupid they they apparently are because they believe in the fucking Easter no they don't they believe that their parents give them shit if they say they believe no they don't I they okay so you mean to tell me that a fella and a sled is believable or that Jesus is believable?
Starting point is 00:20:45 More so than an Easter bunny. But some fucking giant bunny that brings you shit, that's not believable. Yeah. Here's the problem is, like, all the people that believe that there's, like, a Jesus up in heaven and looking down upon you, if you believe that, then you can't sit around and judge motherfuckers for being like, hey, the Easter bunny's real. Well, fuck you. Yeah, because one's a person, one's a bunny. Okay. Who's to say that a bunny in, like, this mutated world, like, it Easter bunnies. Well, fuck you. Yeah, because one's a person, one's a bunny. Okay, who's to say that a bunny in this mutated world,
Starting point is 00:21:08 like it's a mutated bunny, why couldn't he go hop about and bring you shit? What's wrong with that? Oh, you mean to tell me it's not believable? Well, like Santa Claus apparently is immortal and lives forever. Like that's not unbelievable? No, not forever. Did you not see the Santa Claus?
Starting point is 00:21:24 It gets passed along. That's one interpretation of what Santa does. Still more believable than a bunny. What about the tooth fairy? Do you buy that? Again, that's a person, so I would go more so. But it's a fairy. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:41 It's a fairy of teeth. Do you know that kids, like, on average now get five dollars a tooth who says this there was another poll this is study five dollars a tooth yes they ask people what the average is that they give like you know the tooth fairy gives their kids yeah it's five dollars a tooth i think it matters the region probably matters like in regions where you know work is better i imagine that the eas Easter, the fella, the tooth fairy. How much did you get for a tooth? I don't even remember. That's one that I don't remember anything about was the tooth fairy.
Starting point is 00:22:14 I had the tooth fairy pillow. I got a dollar for each of my front teeth. Yeah. But every other one was like a quarter. I think your parents were just holding out. Sorry, your tooth fairy was just holding out. They raised me right. They're like, you're not going to be spoiled.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Yeah, I don't remember how much I got for any teeth at all. I don't remember losing any teeth. How do you not remember losing teeth? It's like something I just don't remember all that much about. That's weird. Like, I remember the feeling of a tooth being loose and messing with it, like messing with it with your tongue. But I don't remember the process of actually removing any of these teeth. They're like, hey, I'm going to tie some string.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I lost my first tooth in a tomato. See, I don't remember anything like that. At, ready? At Vito and Nick's. That rules. You lost your first tooth at Vito and Nick's? Correct. Boy, that's lit.
Starting point is 00:23:01 100% true story. That is lit indeed. Yep. Got a whole quarter for it. Well, hey, but you got to go to Vito and Nick's, so that rules too. So, but anyway, I had something else I wanted to bring up, and now I'm kind of forgetting what it was. It was something that had some value, but I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:23:23 God damn, it was something, like it was a good discussion well i would like people to know that this is a drinking show so if you guys don't know if we get to 100 we will do shots yeah and it's z dog's birthday bash yep so z dog will be joining us here momentarily yes we will get z dog on here in a second oh yeah throw in some donuts if we get to 100 i think we're gonna do peppermint vodka tonight that's like you know what here's the good news no one's actually gonna make these donations and that's a good thing because i have to get up at 4 30 in the morning well that's still a good uh six to seven that's only like 10 11 12 1 2 3 10 hours yeah i'm 10 hours away from having to get some people sleep for 10 hours a day or a night. Me, I'm over here like
Starting point is 00:24:06 yep, if people donate 100 bucks, we're going to be doing shots. The good news is I don't foresee the shots being a thing tonight. I don't know. They may. They may. You never know. I don't think so. I don't think the shots are going to come through tonight. So that's a
Starting point is 00:24:21 positive. That is a positive. We shall see. Because if yeah now it's up to the people that listen and watch if they throw in the donos and we get to 100 we'll do the shots but uh and you guys can benefit or you can enjoy knowing that when i'm hung over tomorrow i'm doing two different radio shows simultaneously because of you in two major cities you'll know that because it sounds like shit and I feel like shit, it will be because of you. So you can at least have that going for you. See, Crilla Gorilla just threw into it. Here we go. Here we go. Big man. Oh, here we go. Here we go. If you'd
Starting point is 00:24:57 like, go to my Twitter and tweet out that we're on, if you would, Julie. I don't have my phone. But so Crilla, thank you for the $20. Appreciate it. That means we're $80 away from a show. God damn it. It's going to happen, isn't it? I was hoping that I could throw people off the set and they'd go, oh, there's no need. There's no need to do this because Josh has to get up
Starting point is 00:25:17 tomorrow and get up at 4.30 in the morning and go do two damn radio shows. So we're not going to bother donating today, but what's going to Luther, do you know what's going to happen somehow in just a matter of moments, there will be a hundred bucks in here and I'm going to be going my fat ass out to the kitchen to get the damn peppermint vodka. And then before you know it, people are going to be getting lit on a Sunday. And then all of a sudden it's going to be two, three, four shots.
Starting point is 00:25:39 And shit's going to get nuts. Let's see. Are you going to talk Matthew Stafford on your news? I have no idea what I'm going to talk about there. Trey, I have no idea. I go by what's interesting at the time. Do you think Detroit people hate that? I think they hate me. Do you think they hate that AT&T commercial? I hate that AT&T commercial.
Starting point is 00:25:58 I had nothing against Matt Stafford until I've seen that stupid AT&T commercial a thousand times. And at that point, I hate Matt Stafford. Until I've seen that stupid AT&T commercial a thousand times. And at that point, I hate Matt Stafford now. I had nothing for or against him. Until that damn commercial. You know what commercial I like is the one with the Dr. Pepper with the Justin Guarini. Yep. The sweet one.
Starting point is 00:26:20 That's a good one. That makes me laugh. It is. It's a solid one. Luther, what are you doing over there? You being a good boy? Luther's a good one that makes me laugh it is it's a solid one luther what are you doing over there you being a good boy well there's a good boy went for a long walk today he rules do you rule luther do you rule i'll answer that the answer is yes you're a fine boy and your dad loves you oh yeah the houston gamblers won today they beat jeff fisher i honest to god i didn't watch one second of any of that.
Starting point is 00:26:46 I had no idea that any of that was still a thing. We saw your former agent was at a game in Birmingham, and it didn't look like many others were there. He was the only one that was there. So we were $80 away from a shot. Yeah, so anyway, we're going to call ZDogg here in a second. Luther, you hanging out over there, buddy? You got your bacon and eggs collar on looking good, looking sharp?
Starting point is 00:27:08 You look sharp. Got your hair cut the other day. Luther's looking good. You didn't eat dinner yet, huh? You're going to have dinner later? Yeah. Yeah, he's been a monster lately with food. I have some Spindle Tap for you.
Starting point is 00:27:21 I watched Dirty Work today for the first time and was like, who hasn't seen Dirty Work? The movie's damn near 30 years old. It's like 25 years old. It's a great movie. It's like, hey, I watched Dirty Work for the first time today. Boy, that's a 25-year-old movie. Ace, where you been?
Starting point is 00:27:40 Where you going, Luther? I agree with Trey. Dirty Work is a cult classic. It's a fine movie. What are you doing? Luther, where are you headed, buddy? Well, we probably should have taken him out first. Well, I'll take him.
Starting point is 00:27:55 You entertain him. Well, he might be hungry. Well, then feed him. Luther's out of here. He's very busy. So there. Let's of here. He's very busy. So there. Let's see here. What are we going to do?
Starting point is 00:28:10 I guess we got to get ZDogg on here in a second. Tweet Artie Lang and he will give you your $20 back. Artie Lang was solid in that film too. The whole movie was good. I liked it. Let me see if we can get Z-Dog on the horn here for his birthday celebration. Let's see here. Let me try this.
Starting point is 00:28:37 No one in the stands for Philadelphia. Does New Orleans have a USFL team? Is it the New Orleans Breakers? I mean, nobody was at these games. It didn't appear. Let me try to call ZDogg and see what he's up to for his birthday. What's up? ZDogg, what's up, buddy?
Starting point is 00:29:06 Hey, you like the shades? I like your shades. Those are nice shades, bud. What's up, everyone? So what's been going on for your birthday weekend here, buddy? Well, tomorrow the Jazz better win on my birthday. Well, yeah. I mean, they won at least one this weekend, right?
Starting point is 00:29:25 Yep. That's good. But, yeah, I mean, they won at least one this weekend, right? Yep. That's good. But, yeah. So, ZDogg, those glasses do look good, ZDogg. Oh, those are awesome. I like those glasses, big guy. I bought them at the gas station. Those are gas station glasses, huh? Those are legit. I like them at the gas station. Those are gas station glasses, huh?
Starting point is 00:29:45 Those are legit. I like them. So what are the big plans for the birthday? Last year you went to see the dinosaurs, right? Well, tomorrow I'm going to be watching the Jazz. Of course. But I'm going to be celebrating it next weekend. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:30:04 Might be going to Chuck-O-Rama. Oh. Is that Chuckie Cheese? Nope. All you can eat buffet, baby. Alright. Really? Wait, what's it called? Chuck-O-Rama. Shit, I need to look up this Chuck-O-Rama. Who are you going to go to Chuck-O-Rama
Starting point is 00:30:20 with? My family. All you can eat. That's exciting. Chuckarama. Let's see. I'm curious about Chuckarama now. I'm interested in this. I've never heard of it.
Starting point is 00:30:35 So is it like just in Utah? Chuckarama offers the best made-from-scratch homemade food. Price includes your appetizer, entree, dessert, and a drink. Oh, boy. Yeah. Based in Salt Lake City, they offer nine restaurants in Utah and two in Idaho. Chukarama looks legit.
Starting point is 00:30:56 And it's like, are your mom and dad taking you to Chukarama? Yeah. Yeah, they're not dead? You haven't killed them? Oh, my God. Here we go again. Every time, right? They've been around since 1966.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Chuck-a-rama. How about that? Chuck-a-rama. Let's go. How's everyone doing? Where's your Dr. Pepper tonight? Already finished it. Oh, you're wild're wild you're wild we're wilding out with z dog sam he's already had his dr pepper he's ready to go he's wired feeling good
Starting point is 00:31:35 feeling frisky oh that's true so what else like so do any of your friends come over for your birthday or do you hang out with anybody for your birthday not really no no wait does this wait this counts as hanging out i'm with you guys that's true that's actually true that's a good point z dog i was trying to figure out if we could get trey on this but i don't know can you do like multiple people on a skype i don't know that you can put multiple people on a skype i'm not sure. I don't think so. Did we do Discord last year? Did we actually use Discord? That seems very unlike. We may have.
Starting point is 00:32:08 We may have used Discord. That seems very unlike us. Let me see if it's possible to add. Oh, I think you can. Where? Up here. Okay. Add to call.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Okay. Trey, you there? Let's see if Trey is on here. Add. Add. All right. It's last year already. Well, I mean, how do we call it?
Starting point is 00:32:28 ZDogg, are you there? You're still there? Oh, wait. This may work. Maybe. Trey! Holy shit! What happened to your face?
Starting point is 00:32:37 You look like Louis Anderson. I know. What the hell happened to you? Some dude said I look like a mutt on Twitter, and I was trying to clean it up. You listen to someone on Twitter, Trey. Oh, Trey, you listen to Twitter. He said I was a beta, and I'm not a beta.
Starting point is 00:32:59 You look like a beta now. You look like a fat baby. Thank you. You look like a beta now. You look like a fat baby. Thank you. Was it Cody Cruz? You look like a cherub. Was it Cody Cruz? Fucking Cody Cruz. Fucking Cody Cruz.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Thank you. Holy shit, Trey. What is it? You look like fat Annie. Hold on. Before you judge, Josh, remember that one time when I went to my club gig and you came home and your face was shaved like that? Yes, it looked like shit.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Yeah, it did. Just like Trey. What have you done to yourself? You look like a lesbian. No, we actually. I am a lesbian. You actually look like a Cabbage Patch Kid that I had when I was a child. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:33:42 You look like a Cabbage Patch Kid. Holy shit. You look like a Cabbage Patch Kid i had oh my god you look like a cabbage patch kid holy shit you look like a cabbage thank you oh no trey why have you done this to yourself i don't know all right listen i have a job interview at papa john's you should ask jim jim has like the in it it, Papa John's. Listen, I'm trying to, I was trying to clean it up. I was trying to make it look more aerodynamic. Oh, no. It didn't go well. Next time I'm going to a barber. This is going to, like, be difficult for there to be a show
Starting point is 00:34:18 or, like, for you all to take me seriously. I don't take you seriously at all. I mean. I look like a child. I mean, you look like you're eight years old i know i hate it but it's like you were like you're like an eight-year-old louis anderson thank you rest in peace uh i hate it so much holy shit i hate it vols fan says he looks like an older ham from the Sandlot. That's accurate. There's not one good angle.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Oh, isn't it the worst when you shave your beard and everybody can see your chins? Yeah. That's why I refuse to do it. I'm trying to, like, get my neck angled at a way to where it doesn't look like, I don't know. I hate it. I wish I didn't do it, but I don't know. I was trying to make it less messy, and
Starting point is 00:35:12 I was like, ah, fuck this. The fact you let someone on Twitter... Why, Trey? I'm just joking. I'm just joking. No, you're not. Oh, dear. ZDogg, would you ever shave your beard? You got a little stubble going on there, right? Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:28 ZDogg's more bearded than I am. Yes, he is. Oh, my goodness. Look at you. I know. I hate it. I can't get over this. I hate it.
Starting point is 00:35:36 I hate it. I love you, but I hate it because I know this feeling. I know the feeling like you try to groom yourself, and then you fuck it up. So you just go, I'm just going to shave it all off. Fuck it. And then you shave it all off and you're like, oh, fuck. Why did I do this? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:52 I look better when you can't see the bottom of my face. You may want to consider wearing masks. That's what I was doing at work. And everybody thought I had COVID. They were like, what are you doing wearing a mask in here? Adam Clanton walks over and says, this guy is a fucking pussy. He's wearing a mask. Clay Travis.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Rush Limbaugh. Well, see, the thing is, like, I thought if I was just keeping a mustache, but that would have looked worse. Maybe. Yeah. No, the mustache would have looked totally creepy. Not worse, but like child molester-ish. Yeah, I'm not trying to look like I'm on Law & Order SVU.
Starting point is 00:36:40 You might have that quality about you right now. Don't say that, Josh. But you look like someone who's been raped on Law and Order. Yeah, probably. I look like the victim. You look like the victim on SVU. You actually look more like I just got out of a white van. You look more like a juggalo than ever.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Yeah, I know. That's that's the worst thing about it. Everybody's going to expect I have have some sort of hatchet now. It's just, it'll grow back here relatively quickly. It usually takes... What do you know, Z-Dog? You didn't have a beard like I did. I looked like...
Starting point is 00:37:26 That's true, That's true. ZDogg, do you shave yourself? Well, yeah. I don't know if somebody did it for you or something. No, I shaved my own beard. Then why don't you let it grow out? Have you ever considered that? If I grow my beard out, I'm going to turn to you.
Starting point is 00:37:42 So don't go there. Oh, I'm so sorry that that's a bad thing, ZDogg. Yeah, that's a backhanded compliment. I need to find that picture from that time at Drink Houston where I had no beard. I look just like you, Trey. I could be your father. Hold on, I may have. Jilly's going to try to find that because I look just like you except without red hair.
Starting point is 00:38:01 But, you know, it's been tough. You know, I just, I don't know why I did it, but, like, I had, like, a Mike Fires thing going, and I was like, I got to cut this. This looks dumb. So just to be clear, you cut this because you're trying to get a job at Papa John's? I think so. I reckon you could have just called jim mudd he is the papa john's expert i should
Starting point is 00:38:30 have called him um i don't think i'm gonna work at papa john's to be honest with you then you shaved for nothing no i mean i probably will work at papa john's for a little bit, but probably just until I can have enough. I'm trying to make some more money so I can go when I go to California in August. What are you doing in California?
Starting point is 00:38:58 I'm going to a music festival. Which one? It's called This Ain't No Picnic or or whatever i don't know it's something stupid like that is cody cruz going no it's just gonna be me you're just going by yourself yeah i'm gonna traverse the roads of california and just be walking around looking for celebrities you'll be like kane and kung fu just gonna walk the earth yeah i'm gonna try and i'm gonna try and bully my way into the comedy store would be like hey put me on
Starting point is 00:39:34 polly shore hey polly hey you kind of look like the fat weasel yeah yeah that's that's gonna be what i lead with like like hey paul heyeeze. I'm like fat wheeze. Yeah, I'm like you in a fat suit. Can you, like, give me some time? Tell them that you're the baby ghost of Louis Anderson. That'll be your act. Louis Anderson sent me. He told me that he was at the comedy store, too, I think, right?
Starting point is 00:40:03 They all were at some point. Yeah. But, uh, but yeah, like, um, that's what I'm going to do. I, funny enough, um, I was supposed to go to Coachella. This dude who does a bunch of cocaine bought tickets for me and this woman and we were all going to go. But then he decided to do what he did you remember so we're not going to Coachella wait who did what you don't remember the story of the guy who took my Washington state hat oh yeah we talked about this last time yeah he bought he bought tickets to Coachella
Starting point is 00:40:45 it was gonna be me him and this woman and he was gonna go and then I was like damn Kanye is gonna be there it's gonna be dope and then Kanye pulled out and you know yeah you don't remember this story Josh?
Starting point is 00:41:00 I do now. That's why Trey wasn't drinking. Are you drinking again Trey? I fell off the wagon briefly. Oh, that's the guy you fought. Yeah. You guys were on the ground fighting each other. Yeah, yeah. We were fighting.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Z-Dog, did you ever fight somebody? Nope. Never? Z-Dog's never been in a fight. Z-Dog will just have people fight for him, right? Z-Dog is an army. He fight. Z-Dog will just have people fight for him, right? Z-Dog is an army. He's like kids. Handle my lightweight.
Starting point is 00:41:28 I was not cock blocking that dude. Like, I really wasn't. I was not. Volsfan asks why Z-Dog is not performing at Coachella. That's a good question. Yeah. Z-Dog, did you offer up your services to Coachella or no? No. No? I mean, you should have. You services to Coachella or no? No.
Starting point is 00:41:46 No, I mean, you should have. You should have sent in a demo or something. I should have. Do you think that, this is a random question, ZDogg, do you think Rihanna is attractive? No. Really? Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:41:59 I love Rihanna. I have a girl crush on Rihanna. I wonder why ZDogg doesn't find Rihanna attractive. Evidently her, like, to be baby daddy cheated on her. What is he thinking? That's been squashed. Has it? Yeah, that rumor is not true.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Well, I would hope not. They're hanging out. They're hanging out in a vacation place where people go for vacations. I don't know. Josh, you also don't find Rihanna attractive. I mean, I don't think she's ugly or anything. I think she's like my hottest chick. I disagree with that.
Starting point is 00:42:33 ZDogg, who's the hottest chick? And don't say someone from the local high school. Yeah, ZDogg. Hottest chick? Yep. I know it's not Miley Cyrus. Why do we know that? Okay, hot chick.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Oh, God. You like Ariana Grande, right? Oh, yeah, she's hot. You like Olivia Rodrigo? She's also hot. She's hot, but she's 19, Trey. That's okay. That's legal. Trey, you're not that old. What are hot, but she's 19, Trey. That's okay. That's legal.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Trey, you're not that old. What are you, like 22, 23? I'm 26. Oh, shit. You creep. Don't talk about Olivia Rodrigo that way, you perv. Oh, yeah, she is 19. I thought you were talking about Ariana Grande.
Starting point is 00:43:20 No, she's like 40. Oh, well, that's even better. Trey has a history with older broads anyway. I think Rihanna's my hottest chick. You love Megan Thee Stallion. I do like Megan Thee Stallion. What about Nicki Minaj? I also like Nicki Minaj.
Starting point is 00:43:37 That's who most women say is the best looking. See, give me Rihanna over Nicki any day. If you give Rihanna or Nicki Minaj minaj they're always like who's the hottest chick to any woman they're like rihanna or nikki minaj i think they're hotter people than rihanna or nikki minaj i don't like rihanna's forehead dude samsies but see i too have a big forehead so i feel like i relate with you know what rihanna said to us? She said, hey, fatties, we hate your fucking chins. And we're like, well, fuck you then, Rihanna. She told me that straight up.
Starting point is 00:44:10 She's like, that's a dumb chin. Grow a beard. Not a fanboy likes Thick Adele. Yeah, Thick Adele is nice. Like, skinny Adele makes me uncomfortable. She looks sickly. Some people are meant to be fat. Like, I don't know, let see uh luther vandross
Starting point is 00:44:26 should be fat not skinny that's just the way the world works um to answer this dude's question and chat who my favorite ucla player is yeah olivia rodrigo i like that one that good for you song that's my favorite of her songs i thought driver's license was very overrated i kind of like driver's license i think z-dog would do a killer rendition of Driver's License. ZDogg, do you know Driver's License? I never heard the song. Do you know any Olivia Rodrigo songs? No, I haven't.
Starting point is 00:45:16 But you like her. ZDogg just listens to Kiss all the time. Yeah. One-stop Kiss. I'm looking at some of the chat here from people I see throwback Samantha Fox yes Mexican dude Samantha Fox was hot Gamma's in the chat says making fun of religion is the epitome
Starting point is 00:45:34 of low hanging fruit do better who made fun of religion did I I think I did when did you do that no I think you were talking about Jesus earlier Josh oh yeah whatever I mean if I offend people I like I like when people who are not offended by shit, like judge people who get offended by shit, then get offended by shit. Oh, and CEO for show is here.
Starting point is 00:45:52 He blocked us a while ago, but welcome back to the party. Well, hello. I haven't seen you in a while, friend. Let's see. Teenage Dream, Katy Perry. Teenage Dream is one of the greatest albums ever. Well, the Beach House Teen Dream is one of the greatest albums ever. Well, the Beach House Teen Dream is one of the greatest
Starting point is 00:46:07 albums ever. Roddy brings up Taraji. Taraji's fine as fuck. Yeah, I do love Taraji P. Henson. Also, Nia Long. Nia Long, she was strong too. And then, what's her name? Oh, who's
Starting point is 00:46:23 the other one? Regina uh regina hall you love she's in the cleveland show right is she i think she's the voice of roberta tubbs i could be right it's no way really sorry guys hold on stop everything harold makes a good point can i get my shot he did throw an 80 oh shit i didn't even see that. So thank you, Harold. I'm going to get shots. We will do it. We're doing peppermint? Yep. I don't have any alcohol. Well, you can do something. ZDogg, do you have your Dr. Pepper, your water?
Starting point is 00:46:54 We had your birthday shots for you. They're both empty. 100% not a fanboy. Do you remember last year when Josh fell asleep at the end of your birthday bash the dog oh i think i have a screenshot of that somewhere i think so you do tatiana ali or something is her name yeah yeah yeah she got your apartment looks very nice trey
Starting point is 00:47:19 it's dirty but um it's it's nice yeah it, I got some of these garlic bread bites. Do you miss the compound? No, not at all. Not at all. Not even a little bit. But still, y'all can still come and party.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Who owns the compound now? Can we still do like Trea Palooza on the compound yeah sweet where's kyler he's right here your uh tweet about kyler deleting his social media made me laugh the other day yeah that um that's an ongoing theme look at that puppy oh i love him yeah he, he's kind of getting on my nerves sometimes. I'm trying to watch Winning Time, and he'll just keep barking. I can't watch Winning Time with his constant interruptions. Well, Luther gets on our nerves every night. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:48:16 He'll just sit there and stare at us when we try to watch TV. It's what he does. It's what he does. ZDogg, you ever had any pets? No. Do you want one? Probably not. No?
Starting point is 00:48:27 You're like, no. Would you name it Gene Simmons if you had a dog? Well. I feel like that would definitely be the name of your dog, Gene Simmons. Would you name it Carl? No, if I had a dog, I'll just name it Z-Dog Jr. Z-Dog Jr. You should name it Sloan.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Sloan? Jerry Sloan, the coach of the... Okay, here's a random thing. Yeah? So you know that hockey game we were watching, the Blues one? The Preds, yeah? Yeah, the Predators, I believe, were they winning 2-1 at the end of the first period? Were they? I thought it was like 1. No, I think it winning 2-1 at the end of the first period? Were they?
Starting point is 00:49:05 That was like 1. No, I think it was 2-1. Okay. Or whatever it was. So the Blues, it was 1-1 maybe was the score. All right. The Blues have gone on to score seven goals in the second period. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:49:19 How's that even possible? That means you're scoring a goal like every two and a half minutes. Oh, that's awful. Seven goals in a period is fucking stupid. Are you sure the score wasn't wrong? Oh, no. It's eight to two. It is eight to two in the second intermission.
Starting point is 00:49:36 They scored seven goals in the second period. How is that even possible? Oh, Christ, Preds. Oh, no. Who are you, the Flyers? Oh, here we go. I don't even think the Flyers accomplished that. I don't think the Flyers have given up seven goals in a period.
Starting point is 00:49:52 And they're only down four to two in their game. And they have the same shots on goal. That's. No. How is that possible? Like, hey, we're in a big playoff push, Predators, whatever, and they gave up eight goals in the first two periods. Seven and one.
Starting point is 00:50:12 That's unreal. Like, dude, the Blues didn't even score in this game until like two minutes to go in the first period. All right, let's do this shot, Jelly. Happy birthday, Z-Dog. Z-Dog birthday shots. Another $100 gets another shot, but I don't think you guys are going to pull that one off today.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Make Josh's life miserable tomorrow. It'll be fun. I'll be miserable in two markets at once. What are you drinking over there, Trey? A Soty Pop? Yeah, just a Pepsi. I'm out of Dr. Pepper. Look at you.
Starting point is 00:50:43 And then you got Dr. Pepper on this side over there with ZDogg. Yeah, we got the soda wars. CEO for sure says, I was a petulant child. You know, we've always liked you, CEO. You know what, bro? I was kind of surprised when you turned on us there. You turned on us hard, bro. I get it.
Starting point is 00:50:56 This dude wanted to kill us. And should I have to block? I'd mute you. I'd mute like 1,500 people. He didn't want to kill you. See, everybody does. And to be fair, I think he blocked us first. Was this about your Mike Bream thing?
Starting point is 00:51:08 Welcome back. Because a lot of people in Houston really started to dislike me. I think I'm just a dislikable person, and I have to accept that. I don't like your Mike Bream take. Yeah, Mike Bream sucks. He pukes, and I hate him. I literally agree with Josh on that. Z-Dog, you're just trying to fit in. No, he's not. Z-Des and I hate him. I literally agree with Josh on that. ZDogg, you're just trying
Starting point is 00:51:26 to fit in. No, he's not. ZDogg's a basketball guy. ZDogg has NBA tanks for sure. You don't hate Mike Preem. Oh, I do. I hate him. I hate what's his name? Van Gundy? I hate Mark Jackson. Okay, I get Mark Jackson. He's a
Starting point is 00:51:41 Who's the dude that's on with Doris usually? He's terrible too. Mark Jackson? No, the one that makes like the... No, not Mark Jackson. Mark Jones. Yes. He's annoying. Who's the dude that's on with Doris usually? He's terrible too. Mark Jackson? No, the one that makes like the... No, not Mark Jackson. Mark Jones. Yes. He sucks. I don't like Mark Jackson as a coach.
Starting point is 00:51:52 He was annoying as like a coach. He was the worst. I don't know why everybody wants him to come back. Do you guys like Doris? I like Doris. Yeah, yeah. Doris is great. See, dawg, is it true that you would hit that?
Starting point is 00:52:05 Hit what? Doris? Doris. You, yeah, Doris is great. ZDogg, is it true that you would hit that? Hit what? Doris. Doris, you think she's sexy? Yeah, without the glasses. No, that's wrong! That's the worst take! It's without the glasses! That's what makes the chick!
Starting point is 00:52:20 Wow, ZDogg. I'm actually like, why did she ditch the glasses? ZDogg, you would think like, why did she ditch the glasses? ZDogg, you would think you'd want her to wear the glasses. Okay, I take it back. Well, we've bullied you into changing your opinion. That's the American way. Hey, you know what sucks?
Starting point is 00:52:36 Chris Middleton is 0 for 4 from 3. I need that motherfucker to hit 3-3, so that's not going to happen. Son of a bitch. Thanks a lot, Chris Middleton. You know what sucks is our basketball team is going to get swept. They're not going to get swept. By Carl Anthony Towns. They're not going to get swept.
Starting point is 00:52:50 He's not going to play like that every game. You know who's going to lose in five? That, that, that, that. Don't go there. Spencer Dinwiddie is going to score an 80 tomorrow. Bullshit. Go Bill Mavs. I don't know. If Luka's
Starting point is 00:53:05 not playing, I think the Jazz are going to win this one pretty easy. Yeah, if Luka's not playing, they're not going to sweep the Mavs if Luka comes back. Oh, they're going to sweep. I just want to see the Jazz blow it up and lose Donovan Mitchell and Rudy.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Why are you trying to ruin Z-Dog's birthday, Trey? Sorry, ZDogg. ZDogg, talk back to this motherfucker. Tell him he looks like a lesbian. Make a diss track. You can diss Trey. It's fine. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:53:35 I don't want to diss Trey. Tell him that. Tell him he looks like a lesbian cabbage patch doll. ZDogg, I'll give you some ammunition. Say I look like a Down Syndrome Sean White. You can't roast me if I roast myself. I win.
Starting point is 00:53:56 That's my favorite quote. You can't roast me if I roast myself. And CEO for sure, we love you too. You know I've always loved you. I'm glad we're friends again. Hey, Battle's in the chat. Hi, Battle. Battle, you horny bastard. How the hell are you? What the fuck are you talking
Starting point is 00:54:14 about? Wait, is Battle on Skype? Should we just Skype him too? It's so random that you would say that about Battle. Do you have a Skype, Battle? Have we ever Skyped you? I don't know if we have or not. I would like to.
Starting point is 00:54:27 I just want to get as many people as we can on this Skype. Just make this a whole fucking mess of people. I don't know who else is on our Skype. Rachel. Do you want to get Rachel on? Alexandria. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Yes. Please. Please. Please. What do you want? We don't really talk to Rachel. She has her own thing now with some people that don't like us, and we haven't really talked to Rachel. Yeah, We don't really talk to Rachel. Like, she has her own thing now with, like, some people that don't like us. And we haven't really talked to Rachel.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Yeah, we haven't really talked to Rachel. Oh, I've been talking about with the people that don't like. Okay. She works with, like, two that don't really like us much. Okay. Okay. I will say, you know, I don't know. I have no.
Starting point is 00:54:59 I'm neutral in that whole thing. But there's a bullshit. There's nothing to be neutral about because these people are assholes. I didn't do anything to most of the people who hate me. Can you get me out of here? Yes, I can. Now we're out of video. People don't.
Starting point is 00:55:14 I think that it's all about the Mike Bream take. They're like, damn it. That's Mike Bream. That's what it is. Not Mike Bream. It's an N, not an M. Mike Bream. I'm about to, not an M. Mike Bream. I'm about to hit Tinkle Town.
Starting point is 00:55:27 I'll be right back. All right, ZDogg's going to Tinkle Town. Yes. Gross. And then this graphic. He looks kind of like Dale Gribble a little bit with that. I thought that's who it was, was Dale Gribble. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:55:46 Fucking ZDogg. Wait, is Jim on Skype? Can we Skype Jim? What's he up to? I have no idea what he's up to. Send him a text. Wait, I just want, like, someone says I want the Skype to look like the Brady Bunch. I'm with it.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Well, I mean, does Jim have Skype? I don't know. Brady Bunch. Let me see. Hold on. Is it true Florence Hendersonce henderson killed all her uh oh there's aj yeah come on i mean i don't think his his i mean it's just got to be on
Starting point is 00:56:17 no you have to send him a text ad we're just gonna etch Let's see if he picks up. He's not. Nope. You can try AJ, too. That'd be funny. Just like randomly. And then whoever else we have in there. Uh-oh. Unavailable.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Okay. Well, I'll get my phone in a second. All right. So let's wrap up the podcast portion of this, then, if we're going to continue this party. Probably a good idea. All night long, baby. We're going to continue this party. Probably a good idea. All night long, baby. We're going to continue this with ZDogg for his birthday. You have to tell them about Craftology by Christy, though.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Oh, boy. Craftology by Christy. Of course, that is our friend Richard's wife, and she makes fun clothing on Etsy. She has an Etsy store. So you can give her a follow on the gram. That would be appreciated. Give her a follow there.
Starting point is 00:57:06 And let's see if she's got some cool stuff that you might want to purchase, maybe for your lady or if you are a lady or if you're a fellow. Go check it out. Some pretty cool stuff. Of course, you can find her on the gram, Craftology by Christy. How do you spell that one, Jilly? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y? Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:22 Craftology by Christy. All one word is her Instagram, Craftology by Christy. All one word is her Instagram. Craftology by Christy. Go give her a follow. So make sure you do that. It will be appreciated. And she's supposed to be working on some Josh Ennis show, like a special Josh Ennis show shirt. So we'll make sure to let you know when that happens.
Starting point is 00:57:37 You guys can go purchase it. All right, then. So we'll get out of here and continue the party on Twitch.

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