The Josh Innes Show - Josh Innes: Feminist

Episode Date: October 10, 2025

I started talking about how I saw Jenna Elfman in an episode of "Two and a Half Men" and she was one of the hottest women I've ever seen. This leads to a talk about how Ali Larter is hotter at 50 than she was in her 20's. Some people have said I objectify women. I disagree. I'm a champion of the often forgotten older women. I'm a hero. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I've got what night it was on. And I was in high school and I would go over to their house and they'd be like, Wait, Gray's Anatomy is on. Everybody be quiet. Gray's Anatomy is on. It's also fascinating that there was a time, and it wasn't that long ago that you actually had to sit your ass on the couch and watch a TV show and not just DVR it and watch it three weeks later and then binge five episodes in a row.

It wasn't that long ago. Now, TiVo, I think, was a thing in, like, 2005. And obviously, you could put a VHS tape in and record something if you wanted to, which many people did for many years, so you didn't miss your stories. But 20 years ago, I would walk into his house and his mom and his sister would be watching Gray's Anatomy. And I watched, I had a girlfriend that was a nurse. And we watched, I want to say, the first season or two of Graze Anatomy. I think she had already seen it.

But I watched it with her when rewatched. I want to say I made it through two seasons of it. Like I made it through like, you know, the dude is dead and he's a. ghost and then like the chick is basically banging the ghost like i saw that stuff and i'm trying to think how deep into it i went maybe two seasons if that and that was kind of the extent of it and i wouldn't have thought that there you know be 18 years later there would be still new episodes of this here's how long gray's anatomy has been on tv mcdreamy was killed off and mcsteamy in real life has a ls that's how long this show has been on

McSteamy is in a wheelchair now with ALS. Yet still on Gray's Anatomy, here is Meredith Gray, Gray's Anatomy. Like, who's the one, who's the red-headed chick that was on there that ended up with a spin-off? She was hot. The one that was like, the one that was the ex-wife of McDreamy. Addison Montgomery Shepard was her name. And I don't know her actual name, but Addison Montgomery Shepard was the name of the character. and she ended up getting a spinoff called Private Practice.

She was hot. What the hell was that chick's name? There was something about like early 2000s redheaded chicks on TV that were super hot. Like Will and Grace. What the hell is her name? The chick from Will and Grace. Deborah Messing. She was super hot.

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streaming October 15th on Disney Plus. So I've started watching two and a half men, like to go to sleep. I watch, there's a show that I watch, like, when I know I'm going to fall asleep, and it's called the middle. And I've watched this show, every episode of this show five or six times, because I think it's wonderful. It's just a cute little show. And I'll put that on, mostly because I can fall asleep watching it, and it doesn't have, like, loud music in it at any point, right? So there's no big loud theme song. Like, a lot of shows you can watch, but then, like, boom, a loud theme song comes on.

like Parks and Rec, one of my favorite shows. If you try to sleep to Parks and Rec, every episode has like the loud theme song in it, and you're like, shit, that's obnoxious. The middle has no theme song. It just goes into the show so you don't really get a lot of loud, like, jarring noises. But anyway, that's a me problem, not a you problem. But I'm watching this two and a half men. I'm in the first season of it.

And I kind of half pay attention to it. It makes me chuckle, so I watch it. I've never watched it in its entirety. And Homegirl from Dole. Garma and Greg is in an episode of this, Jenna Elfman. And when I tell you that Jenna Elfman is one of the most underrated hot chicks in the history of all time. I'm not talking about early 2000s hot, I'm not talking, oh, TV chick hot, or, you know, 2000 sitcom hot. Jenna Elfman, particularly in this episode of two and a half men, was one of the most incredibly hot people I've ever seen.

scene. I need to see, like, I need to find a picture. Jenna Elfman, I don't know if she was in other two and a half men episodes or if it was just a one-off. She may have been in it for a little bit. She was in a couple episodes. She was in some episodes of my name is Earl, also a quality 2000s TV show. Oh, there she is.

Dude, Jenna Elfman in two and a half men, which I don't know if her art goes any further than one episode because I haven't watched past that. Jenna Elfman on this show is one of the most incredibly good-looking people I have ever seen. Ever. Ever. My God. And she's like in pajamas for a lot of this episode and in short shorts for most of this

episode. She looks remarkable. You start thinking of early 2000s TV sitcom checks. And look, there were some hot ones. I didn't plan on going down this room. road. I start talking about Gray's Anatomy and somehow that's still on TV. And now I'm in a Jenna Elfman wormhole. Jenna Elfman and Can't Hardly Wait, where she's like in the angel costume. She's a stripper at the end of the movie. I'm a dancer. But like, I mean, it's like she's

great. My God, Jenna Elfman. What a babe. Just a stone cold fucking babe. Then you start thinking about like, you know who I think's hot, speaking of the middle? Patricia Heaton's hot. But not Patricia Heaton on Everybody Loves Raymond, which I think is the worst fucking show. I hate everybody loves Raymond. I hate everybody on it. I don't like Brad Garrett. I don't like the fucking old people in it. I don't like Doris Roberts.

I really, really, really hate Ray Romano. I hate Ray Romano. The look of him just pisses me off. Everything about everybody loves Raymond fucking sucks. I hate it. But I love Patricia Heaton. and Patricia Heaton, as she got older, I think got hotter. That happens.

Look at Allie Larder on Landman. The new season of Landman is coming out, I think, in November. Go look at Allie Larder in Landman. And then compare Allie Larder to like the Allie Larder that was in Final Destination in Varsity Blues and tell me which Allie Larder is hotter. Texas Allie Larder in her 50s in Landman or Texas high school Alley Larder in her early 20s in Varsity Blues. and I'm telling you.

And I had a conversation with a buddy of mine about this because this is what we talk about because we're fucking losers. But I'm like, do you watch Landman? He's like, yeah, did you see Allie Larder? I'm like, Allie Larder is hotter now than she was in anything she's ever done. And he's like, bro, I know. And maybe I'm just into coogs. She's total fucking coog mode.

I wonder if Jenna Elfman looks good now or if she's aged poorly. I don't even want to know. I don't want to know because I want to remember her in this episode. of two and a half men because this episode of two and a half men Jenna Elfman is one of the most beautiful humans I've ever seen

and I don't want to know what Jenna Elfman looks like now because I don't want the illusion to be ruined. Now I'm going to look up pictures of Allie Larder and Landman which is a good show and season two is coming out

if you haven't watched it it's an enjoyable viewing experience there she is my God Allie Larder what a fucking babe! Like look and this is not objectifying people, by the way. Like, I'll get text from people at the radio station here. I don't want

to hear some guy that's objectifying women. To me, objectifying women is when you're super critical of women who you couldn't fuck anyway because you're a fucking slug, like we all do. I am telling that Ali Larder is one of the most beautiful creatures to ever walk the face of the earth.

And in this season of the Landman program, she's in her 50s and remarkably hot. Just remarkably hot and hotter than she was in her 20s. That should be something that I am commended for. I'm talking about women aging gracefully.

I'm a fucking ally. So don't come at me and say that I'm some sort of objectifying women guy here. I'm a fucking feminist. I'm telling you that beautiful women in their 50s are still hot. You guys should erect a fucking statue of me wherever feminist congregate. Instead of telling me that I'm objectifying women, what you should be doing is thanking me. You should be thanking me for being someone that's a voice on the radio that comes out and says, wow, I support older broads.

That's what you should be doing. You should be thanking me, but instead you don't. Instead, you're like, oh, I tune into the radio, and this guy is objectifying women. I said, listen here, Nancy, shut the fuck up. I'm a hero. In this house, we believe that old broads are sexy. That's the sign I'll put in my yard. We don't believe, I don't put up on love is love.

and black lives matter and and no one's illegal sign. Fuck that. There will be a sign in my yard and that sign is going to say in this house, we believe that old broads are sexy as shit and they know a thing or two. Hashtag hot broads. Hey, this sign's going to say, in this house, we believe that older women are beautiful lovers. That's what we believe.

So I'm an ally. What you should be doing is honoring me at like whatever like, Like, feminist breakfast you have at the nights of Columbus. If you have a feminist Knights of Columbus breakfast on a Sunday where you're serving up pancakes and eggs and shit, I should get some sort of a war in a plaque. I'm a hero. You should bow down and kiss my ass. You probably won't, but you should. Because I'm here to tell you that Allie Larder in her 50s looks better than Allie Larder in her 20s.

And that's facts. Like, if you guys have a feminist parade, I should be the goddamn Grand Marshal. No one does more for ladies than I do. No one supports older gals more than Josh Ennis does. It's also important to note that Allie Larder is not your garden variety, 50-year-old woman. I mean, she's really fucking hot. You know what? Elizabeth Berkeley.

No, wait, not Elizabeth Berkeley. She might still be hot two in her 50s, but I'm not sure. I don't know what Elizabeth Berkeley's up to. I think she was on that shitty reboot of Saved by the Bell where they were like transgender kids and like Zach Morris was like the racist Trump principal or mayor or whatever. So I don't know. Elizabeth, Elizabeth, what's her name?

Hurley. Elizabeth Hurley's damn near 60. She does these bathing suit pictures all over her Instagram. That's a woman. And who supports her? I do. Who thinks she's hotter now than she wasn't bedazzled? I do.

I'm a feminist. At my core, I am a feminist. But no one acknowledges me for that. Everybody just looks at me as this scummy guy on the radio that says offensive shit. Nobody says the obvious, which is this man is a champion for older gals. But no one says that. They say, oh, this guy is objectified women. No, no, no.

Do you think Allie Larder in her 50s who probably has some confidence issues? Because she's been on movies and television for the last 30 years. and we've watched her go from hot, you know, early 20s chick playing teenagers in varsity blues to her 50s. Do you think that Allie Larder doesn't have moments of like waning confidence as she gets older? Do you think that Allie Larder doesn't like to hear that, hey, Josh Ennis, 39-year-old horn dog would still hit? Do you think that doesn't help her self-esteem? I'm doing her a service. I'm better than a fucking psychiatrist.

You know, it's better than going to a shrink? Having some horn dogs say, hey, look, you're in your 50s? I'd hit. that just wonders for the psyche of these older gals. You think she doesn't like to be told that? Because I guarantee that as you age from being like the chick that everybody fawns after, like the hot young chick, to be in the middle-aged chick and you see all these other bitches that are in their 20s now with the titty's popping out and they're the ones getting all the attention.

You're like, that used to be me. But it still is you. in the minds of a feminist horn dog like myself. Now, isn't it, Allie? Thank you. Anyway, go watch Landman if you don't watch it, because Allie Larder's hot and Billy Bob Thornton's great. It's a good show.

And all this to tell you, that Grey's Anatomy, apparently still on TV.