The Josh Innes Show - Kelce Overkill Has Reached New Heights

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

Well, Jilly and I have been watching shitty Christmas movies and drinking boxed wine. I've got reviews for a few of the movies we've watched. Christmas Karen The Merry Gentlemen Christmas In The Spotlight Hot Frosty The Kelce Mom is in a Christmas movie that debuts this weekend. It will be lovely. Speaking of the Kelce's, Jason's wife now has a podcast. No one asked for it. Yet, here we are. Is it possible the Kelce's have made Taylor a sympathetic figure? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So, uh, Jilly and I have been watching shitty Hallmark Christmas movies, like Hallmark and Netflix. Like, Netflix has a billion Christmas movies. Amazon has Christmas movies, too. Like, they all have their categories. Some aren't, like, Hallmark movies. They're just shitty Christmas movies, right? Last night, we started watching a movie called Christmas Karen. And it's basically the plot of Christmas Carol where, you know, there's the Scrooge and Scrooge is visited by the ghost of Christmas past and present and future.

But instead of Ebenezer Scrooge, it is a Karen in Florida. So, you know, fat white woman with the Karen haircut who's just a miserable human who has to go and see all the miserable shit she's done. We've watched about an hour of it. This movie is like an hour and 40 minutes. It should not be this long, but it's actually kind of an interesting concept. I mean, look, it's a Christmas Carol. So, you know, the story, shitty person gets to see the, how great their life was in the past

and then see how shitty they are in the present and what they're going to look like in the future if they continue to be shitty, right? So you know the story of A Christmas Carol, but it's about a Karen and how terrible and awful old white Karen bitches are. Which, okay, fine, it's low-hanging fruit, but it's a different twist on it, right?

It's a little different. It's not scrooged it's not uh you know the muppets christmas carol it's a christmas karen and it hasn't been bad so far it's a nice getting drunk on wine movie which is seemingly what we do every night because we are degenerates so we get a boda box, which by the way, I think our count for bottles of wine we've consumed this year has to now, I think, be in the 120s. I think so. We were like 108 at one point. And since then, I think we've had like three full Boda boxes since then. So we've got to be somewhere in the neighborhood of the 120s. We got about a month plus to go to try to get to 200. That's a lot of fucking wine. But every time you drink a Boda box, that's four 750 milliliter bottles of wine.

So we can go through a Boda box. If we put our minds to it, our asses could drink a Boda box in a day or we can finish one over the course of two days and then start another one. So again, we're degenerates. We gamble on sports. We drink a shit ton of wine during the week. We drink beers on the weekend. We are degens. But it's the season where you watch Christmas movies and you judge them and laugh at them and make fun of them and you drink wine out of a box. It's a holiday tradition unlike any other.

So we watched that and started it last night. Jilly got tired. She had to go to sleep. It was like 2 in the morning. She had to get up and do work, so we couldn't finish that. We did watch multiple Christmas movies over the last... Basically, we've started and almost completed three Christmas movies in the last two days. One of them was called Hot Frosty.

This movie was on Netflix. It's a Netflix film starring Lacey Chabet, who of course was in Mean Girls. Fun fact, I was an extra in a Lacey Chabet movie. I don't know if you could see me in it. I know you can see my stepsister. I don't know why we did this, but there was a movie filming in New Orleans and I forgot what it was called, but it was about a girl who ends up paralyzed. She's like a quadriplegic or pair, whichever polygic it is where you can't move anything like Christopher Reeve, right? Whatever that kind of polygic was, she was that kind of polygic. And, um, I forgot her name in the movie, but the point of the movie was she still wanted to go to college at stanford or something like that and she ended up getting a degree spoiler alert right well the movie was filmed in new orleans at two lane and christopher reeve was the director of this movie so my dad i

don't know why we did this but my dad and me and my stepsister britney, went to New Orleans to be extras in this. You had to bring headshots and shit. So basically, the scene we were extras in was the graduation scene for this gal in the wheelchair. It was Lacey Chabet. She was the gal in the wheelchair, and she was up on stage doing this whole speech or whatever, and we had to sit there and just watch her keep giving this speech. And at at one point when there's a standing ovation you can see my stepsister like her back so my stepsister was an extra in this Christopher Reeve directed movie about this handy capable gal who was some sort of pelagic and went to college and got a degree spoiler alert so if you can find that movie it was a made for tv movie

I forgot the chick's name but Lacey Chabet was in that. So although I was uncredited and you probably didn't see me anywhere, I am a co-star of Lacey Chabet. But anyway, the point of Hot Frosty is sort of like Frosty the Snowman where like a magical garment brings this snowman to life. But instead of a silk hat, it was a scarf. And instead of a frumpy uh you know frosty the snowman like the snowman comes to life but it's still a snowman this snowman becomes a chiseled

up beefcake who still has snowman tendencies like oh he gets cold and if it's like he can't bake for instance because he gets hot and um we watched that and got good and inebriated for that. Like it's weird the people that are in these. Like legit, like not huge stars, but name people. Like what's her name that played April on Eastbound and Down? She's in this. Craig Robinson from The Office, he's in this. Craig Robinson I met once once came up to the station

back when I was at six 10 and they would have all the comedians come up on Friday mornings to promote their gigs. Not an interesting guy. When we had him on the air, very boring. All I remember is I was like, man, like, are you surprised by how good a hot tub time machine's doing? And he's like, yeah, it's actually doing far worse than we thought it would. I'm like, oh, my bad. I thought it was nice. But so we watched Hot Frosty is the name of the movie. Again, these are great movies to watch if you just want to get hammered and make fun of them and yell at the TV because none of them make sense. Then we started another one. Actually, I'm sorry. We started and finished. I think we've started and finished three movies in the last three days, and then we started the Karen one. also on Netflix. And this one was starring Britt Robertson, who I find alluring, although with my new fancy HDTV, she looks a little haggard for being only 34 years old. Would hit, not trying

to judge, little haggard. Guy who doesn't look haggard for early 40s, Chad Michael Murray. One tree hill, baby. I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be late now so Chad Michael Murray is a local handyman in this small town Britt Robertson she's from the small town her parents and everybody lived there but she's a New York gal who's in the Jingle Bells who are kind of like the Rockettes well at the beginning of the movie she gets fired for being too old to be a member of the Jingle Bells. So then she tucks tail and goes back to her little small town. When she gets back to her small town, she realizes that her parents, who own a bar slash club, the club is about to go under because they owe $30,000.

So what does she decide to do? She decides to wrangle up all the guys in town who apparently are all six-pack chiseled beefcakes including chad michael murray and she full montes them at the bar and has them do you know like some chippendale shit and the horned dog ladies in the little town frostbite falls whatever the fuck it's called they're all horned out so they start spending big bucks to see these beefcakes do their shaking and jiving and shit. Gyrating, rather. It's not a minstrel show. We're not shucking and jiving here.

We're gyrating. We're pelvic thrusting. We're looking for some hot stuff. Full Monty style, right? So then, as fate would have it, because you knew, like, dude, this movie, like, I'll just tell you how the fucking movie went because it's truly the most predictable movie part of the fun of watching these lifetime movies is predicting where they're gonna go right so we're sitting there it's kind of like when you watch an episode of law and order svu and within 30 seconds you're like that's the diddler well this is how this movie was right so we're sitting there and i'm like jilly here's how this movie is gonna work out

this gal's gonna go back to her small town because she tucked tail. She got fired from her dream job. She's going to fall in love with CMM, Chad Michael Murray. We're going to find out that Chad Michael Murray is broken. How was he broken? Well, it turns out that he had a dead wife. So he's broken. He's a handyman. He feels like he owes a lot to the bar there because they helped him out. So he's willing to do the hot stuff dancing. And I said, Jilly, here's what else is going to happen. I'll say spoiler alert, but guess what? You don't, you can look, you're going to know what happened in this movie. If you decide to watch it 30 seconds in, you're going to know the whole plot because that's the beauty of these movies, right? So I said, Jilly, here's what's going to happen. They're

going to fall in love. And then the night of like the big show that's going to put them over the top and they're going to raise enough money for them to save the bar, our girl's going to get a call from her old dancing people and they're going to say, we need you back and we need you to come back to the big city. And sure enough, Christmas Eve, spoiler alert, Christmas Eve, old Britt Robertson gets a call from her old haggard boss who fired her and they said, not only will we bring you back, we will pay you 25% more. We've got to have you, but you've got to come back today. And she's like, I can't because the horndog ladies are going to be watching the beefcake pelvic thrusting at my parents' bar and we've got to save it. And they're like, sorry, you have to come back today. And her parents are like, yeah, you probably should go because that's the physically responsible thing to do.

It is not physically responsible to be like, you know what I'm gonna do? Throw away my big money job in which I'm getting a 25% raise to go stay in Frostbite fucking Falls with some handyman I met two days ago to help save my parents' bar. These people don't think these things through.

This movie really upset me. I couldn't stop yelling at the TV. I'm ma'am go back to new york let the beef cake if the beef cake wants to be with you he'll come to new york you're dancing with the rockettes or the jingle bells like this is it but instead of course like the they start doing the dance you know whole hot stuff gyrating every guy in town has a six-pack every fucking man in this little town every town they're all in adonis like how did this happen like oh there's the husband of the her sister beefcake here's the local handyman jawline stubble gorgeous hair six-pack and he has that little thing that i'll never know about,

but that little area where like men who are ripped up and they have their jeans and there's like a V that kind of forms in there, I guess just like their pelvic bones. But like, I can't even see my dick and balls. So I'll never know what that looks like unless I have a full on transformation, right? I'll make a commitment. If I get a job again here soon and I get to move back to Texas where I aspire to be, I'll start working out again so I can see my dick in balls and I can see that little area that these guys who all wear very low jeans, their jeans are always right above where my fupa would be, but this is their area, right? up there and dance but Chad Michael Murray who's by the way if I skip this part very upset when he finds out that she's gonna leave if I were him I'd be like good get me out of this small fucking town we're going to New York let's go live it up let's go to a Broadway show little Mamma Mia little Schuchter that Korn musical whatever let's fucking go but instead he's like this is bullshit and I'm upset but the show must go on so she gets in a taxi cab apparently traffic is terrible in this town of

500 people she's stuck in a cab they have cabs which i didn't even know they still had so she catches a cab she's stuck in traffic going to the airport in this town which apparently is a thing and um she has an epiphany while she's in the car she's like i gotta go back i love him which again was very predictable spoiler alert So he's up on stage. They're full Monty in it, right? And my man has an epiphany on stage and he's like, I can't do this. So he just stands up on stage and all the horn-toed women, who, by the way, sold out the show. $30 a ticket to watch these men shaking their dicks. They all paid $30 a ticket they get up there and do their dance Chad Michael Murray of course One Tree Hill

he stops and like everybody's like why hey Beefcake what's wrong but then Britt Robertson walks in and just smiles at him and he's like she loves me yeah yeah yeah so then he Beefcakes it up for the rest of the show which by the way the fucking show was all of two minutes.

These dumb broads paid $30 a ticket to see a 30 second show basically to watch a one song dance. It's like when you go to the strip club and you're like, I buy a dance and it ends up being one song. It's the shortest goddamn song ever. These horned out women that sold out the bar, which by the way, it looked like there were eight people in this bar. So it was a very low ceiling. But then they sell it out and then they decide they're going to stay there. And he's like, well, what are you going to do? She's like, I'll figure it out, whatever. I'm just glad to be with you.

Ma'am, what are you going to do for work? You are a dancer. You're a professional dancer. What are you going to do? At some point, the horny ladies in town are going to get sick of seeing your beefcake boyfriend shake his dick and balls for three minutes. How are you going to make money? Hell, you don't even make money from that. You just help keep your parents bar open. So what are you going to do? Like, I feel like after like the initial, like she comes

back and they pay off the mortgage or whatever. Like she should have been like instantly again, calling her boss. Like, can we come back? 25% raise. Honestly, Chad, Michael Murray is kind of a selfish dickhead. He was lucky that this hot piece of ass was even in town. He should have been like, take me out of this town. Let's go to the big city swimming pools, movie but he didn't and that film was called the merry gentleman everybody you should watch it although i've described it to you you should watch it now i must take a quick break and when we return i will tell you all about a film that is based on the love story of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, Christmas in the Spotlight. All right, if you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs,

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stop yelling at the TV there was one thing I couldn't get past early in the movie I could suspend a lot of disbelief but at one point in the movie, the wide receiver from the team, whose brother is the quarterback, his brother is 5'4", and is apparently the greatest quarterback ever. The all-star quarterback, that's his brother. He's 40 and 5 1⁄2 feet tall, yet he's the greatest quarterback ever. And the receiver, the brother, at the beginning of the movie, they specify that he is a nine-time MVP.

I couldn't get past this. The rest of the movie, all I kept saying was, how the fuck is the wide receiver a nine-time MVP, yet his brother is an all-world quarterback? How would the quarterback, who's five and a half feet tall, not have won the nine MVPs? I was very upset about this, but it's the story of Taylor and Travis just not set to the Chiefs. The team is called the Bombers. Another plot hole I couldn't get past is the chick that plays the Taylor Swift in this. Smoking hot, hot bod, great face, everything Taylor Swift isn't, was this chick.

So I couldn't get past that, and I couldn't get past the idea that the Travis Kelsey character has nine MVP awards, yet the team was willing to move on from him. Oh, that was another key part in this. He's like, I don't know, they're not giving me the respect I need. Like, how?

If you won nine MVPs, you'd make a billion dollars. So anyway, you know the whole story of them. There were also other plot holes, like the mother Kelsey of this movie, a much more pleasant looking woman that didn't look like Bruce Valanche. So there was

that. Plot holes, fine, but the girl's cute. I could tolerate it because she had very nice lips very attractive girl looked nothing like taylor swift who is not an attractive girl this girl had a nice body taylor swift does not have a nice body so again a simple breakdown of the film christmas in the spotlight then we started the christmas karen movie which is the christmas carol but with a karen lol you get it but there's one that we haven't watched yet because I don't think it's aired yet. And that is the one that stars Mama Kelsey. That's

like a Chiefs sanctioned Christmas movie where you get to see the Chiefs logos and all sorts of shit. And it's about Jason Kelsey and Travis Kelsey's mother. That one will probably really upset me because I look, I know I shouldn't hate this woman, but I do. Her hair is terrible. Her family's terrible. I shouldn't hate them. It's not Christian to hate them. They didn't do anything to me. Kelsey kind of did. Jason kind of did. But I don't even dislike him for that. It is what it is. Fine. Let's talk Kelsey's for a second. So I'm going to say something that I didn't think I'd say, but I'm going to say it. So first off, I need to start with this. The news yesterday was that the wife of Jason Kelsey now has a podcast.

And I watched the trailer for the podcast. And when I say I watched the trailer for the podcast, I watched like half of this two minute trailer for this Jason Kelsey's wife podcast, which is dubbed like a no holds barred podcast about motherhood. I have to read everybody talking about my family. so you might as well hear it from the horse's mouth. And it's got some dumb, like, let me, okay, I guess I need to find the name of the Jason Kelsey Wife podcast. Hold on, I should have had this ready to go, but I thought I remembered it, but I didn't. Jason Kelsey, and like, the trailer for it is so beyond dumb. Jason Kelsey Wife.

Let's see, Jason Kelsey wife kylie announces long awaited career news nobody nobody was waiting for this no one cares athlon sports uh but let me see what this podcast is called uh let's see the podcast is called not gonna lie oh well i i didn't think you would steven a. Smith, but here we are. This is the Not Gonna Lie podcast with Kylie Kelsey. But no one asked for this podcast. Like, literally no human on the planet was like, you know what I really want?

It's Jason Kelsey's wife to do a podcast. But apparently it's gonna be a no-holds-barred podcast where she talks about their family life and everything else. Also important to note in this, and this is where I turn the trailer off because I'm like, my God, you're insufferable. She's like, I was going to call it like blank and blank, but I'm going to call it not going to lie. Like, I'm not going to lie. I still say the F word in front of my kids. And I'm like, boy, you're a bad bitch, aren't you? So I turned it off. I'm like, this is going to be the worst thing ever. And the trailer was brilliant though.

I still say the F word in front of my kids. I'm a bad bitch, but guess what? I'm not going to stop doing it. And if you want to judge me for it, like literally no one's judging you for it. Cause no one knows how you raise your kids. The only reason they know how you raise your kids is because you're putting it out there in a podcast because you're an attention whore like your stupid family. But anyway, I digress. So when I hear people like that, like swinging their lady dicks around about how I say the F word in front of my kids, my dad took me to see Disclosure and Something About Mary. And when I was six, I was like, you should watch Risky Business. And I found my dad's homemade sex tape. And my basketball coach called me a pussy. You think I'm overly concerned about whether or not you say the fuck word in front of your kids? Is that what your podcast is?

I'm going to sit around and tell you, look, I know that you're going to judge me for this, but I say fuck in front of my kids. And guess what? I'm not going to fucking stop. Well, your husband used an F gay slur and broke a dude's phone. I think they've seen worse shit than you saying fuck at home. My grandma beat the shit out of me with a switch. She'd make me go get the switch.

And if you got a bad switch, she'd whip your ass with something else and'd make me go get the switch. And if you got a bad switch, she'd whip your ass with something else and then make you go get another switch and whip your ass. My grandma whipped my ass with fly swatter. Whatever my grandma could find, she'd chase my ass around the yard with a fly swatter covered in fly guts. And she'd be like, Edward, get the fuck over here.

And she'd slap my ass around. Do you think I'm really concerned with your boldness of saying fuck in front of your kids? I watched my parents have knock down, drag out fights at the house. I've read my, one of my grandpas. I read his homemade like fuck fiction that was written on papers that I found. I've seen some shit. I'm sorry that I'm not worried about the status of your kids

because you say fuck in front of them. Start an OnlyFans, then I'd say you're bold. But back to the Kelsey's and the whole thing for a second. I'm going to say something that I didn't think I would say, but I'm going to say it because I mean it. I actually feel bad for Taylor Swift. Mind you, I used to be a Swifty up until basically the Red album was the end of it for me. Great album. Featured songs like Red and 22. Real bangers.

Good album. Last country Taylor album, right? Good album. 1989 was fine then she started making some real boring fucking shit that i had like some what's it called like cardigan or like dicky sweater i don't know what the fuck her albums are called now i have no interest in listening to them but here's why i feel bad for it because this kelsey family this family of grifters, is truly just exploiting this woman for their own gain. And look, you got to be opportunistic in life, right?

Fine. You got to take a chance. Like, Pat McAfee became the Pat McAfee we know today because Barstool, he was part of Barstool, and took a lot of that audience with him and built this thing he's doing now and continues to grow it. Like, opportunity matters. You know, a lot of guys who have successful podcasts had successful radio careers, so they used someone else's platform to build their name. There's nothing wrong with that. But I think Taylor needs to get to a point where Taylor makes money off of everything these people do because they are succubus. They are leeches.

Goddamn succubus took my baby. They are succubus. They are the leeches that are on the penis of all those kids and stand by me. They are leeches. They are blood suckers, fame fuckers, bleed me dry like a goddamn vampire.

That's what these people are. And it's getting grosser and grosser. Like, do I think the Kelseys would have a successful podcast if he had never met Taylor Swift? Sure. There'd be people who would listen to it. He's got a following. He played for the Chiefs, played with Pat Mahomes. His brother has the Philly following.

Nobody outside of Philly would give two fucks about Jason Kelsey, but like they have a cute little following and they make some money doing it. What's happened now. And it's not even bad for the guy that's fucking her to make money off of it. Like that's kind of the perks of it. You fucker, you get to suckle off the teat a little bit. So your podcast gets bigger, but now we're at that Kelsey point where even the most diehard Eagle people are sick of them. I'm seeing it on Twitter, but we're, that Kelsey point where even the most diehard Eagle people are sick. I'm, I'm seeing it on Twitter, but we're, and I've, I've used this comparison before, but I think the whole world universally for the most part is Pauly at the beginning of Rocky three, stumbling around town, drunk, carrying, you know, uh, uh, carrying a, uh, I don't know,

like a flask with them walking from place to place, getting tired of seeing the Kelsey's. But like Paulie got tired of seeing Rocky and then he threw his bottle through the Rocky pinball machine. I think that's kind of where we are right now, collectively as a country in terms of seeing the Kelsey's. And Travis isn't even the intolerable one because everything that Travis is doing kind of makes sense. Like, oh, here's cute Travis hosting a game show on Amazon. But if you watch him outside of that, the guy almost looks broken. Like, he seems joyless. You watch him on the football field.

Like, he almost seems tired of the whole fucking thing. While you've got his succubus brother and his succubus brother's succubus wife. And they're all over here suckling off of this teat like I get the concept when like you say no one asked for the the Kelsey podcast and you'll get people saying oh well just don't listen you're absolutely right anybody can have a podcast I'm a dickhead sitting in my underwear in my bed right now doing a podcast any asshole can do a podcast there's no rule about who can and can't do a podcast, but nobody was clamoring to hear from Jason Kelsey's wife to break down how she's going to keep saying fuck in front of the kids. And like, I like people who like, aren't being judged by someone yet create a straw man who's

judging them so they can defend their position. It's like, Oh, you don't like that. I say fuck in front of my kids. I'm like, ma'am, I don't know that you say fuck in front of your kids because I'm not at your house and I don't give a shit. Oh, you don't think I can say fuck in front of my kids? Can you tell me how to raise my babies now? No, ma'am, I don't care how you raise your babies, but stop pointing at this invisible person who's judging you and no one gives a shit about your stupid bearded fucking husband

that's everywhere and your stupid family and your Bruce Valanche-looking mother-in-law no one cares the two most tolerable people in this are Travis and Taylor Travis look Taylor's being exploited by these people and she should be making money off of them when the Kelsey's got that hundred million dollar podcast deal she should get at least half of that she should like get her focus off of Scooter Braun and all these other people taking her money. She should be looking at the Kelsies who got a $100 million podcast deal off of her back. She's being exploited and it's unfair.

I'm on her side. And Travis looks beaten. But you know who's loving life? The fucking other Kelsies who are just like, hey, everybody, here we are. Hey, it's me, Mama Kelsey. I'm in a Christmas movie. Hey, it's me, Kylie Kelsey. I say fuck in front of my kids. Hey, it's me, Jason Kelsey. I've got a cereal, which is just a mixture of three fucking other cereals. Congrats, you made cereal jungle juice. I think I speak for the world. I'm a man of the people.

I don't want to be hateful. I want to be a nice, grateful person. I'm a man of the people. I don't want to be hateful. I want to be a nice, grateful person. I'm a decent human. But I feel bad for Taylor. She's being exploited. Like, she must feel that way, right? Like, I mean, she's busy. She's got other things to think about.

But she's obviously an emotional person. She has to sit there and be like, when she sees Mama Kelsey in a fucking movie, she's like, I did this. When she sees Jason Kelsey hosting a late night show, or Jason Kelsey pimping soup, or Jason Kelsey pimping cereal, or Jason Kelsey pimping beer, or Jason Kelsey breaking some kid's phone, or Jason Kelsey not signing some guy's autograph and wanting to fight, or Jason Kelsey taking his shirt off at an Eagles game, or Jason Kelsey taking his shirt off at a Bills game or Jason Kelsey taking his shirt off at a Chiefs game or Jason Kelsey playing beer pong in the parking lot of a Bills

game whatever he has she has to be like you're here because of me I am your dada father Kelsey is not your real dada and Bruce Valanche Kelsey is not your real dada. And Bruce Valanche Kelsey is not your real mom. You know who your real mama is? Me. I'm mother. And I'm not just mother to millions of lunatic women who are lonely cat people, but I'm also mother to you. I'm your mama. Without me, you'd have your NFL money and then no one else would give a fuck about what you have to say. Maybe you'd appear on ESPN sometimes. You wouldn't be like owner of ESPN. Look, I think it's time that we just call it what it is. Taylor's being exploited and it's wrong.

It's all. All that said, I will watch the Mama Kelsey Christmas movie because it sounds like a good one to get drunk and watch. Wine, you guys should do it. So back to earlier drunk and watch. Wine. You guys should do it. So, back to earlier in the pod. You should watch Hot Frosty with Lacey Chabet, my

co-star in that movie about the handicapable girl back in the early 2000s. You should watch Christmas in the Spotlight. You should watch The Merry Gentleman. And you should watch Christmas Karen Gentleman and you should watch Christmas Karen. Boy I'm off and running

that's like four Christmas movies already let's fucking go and that's not even watching Christmas movies that I actually legitimately like like Four Christmases or Christmas Vacation. I'm debating going to see Chevy Chase he's going to be in town at the Fox Theater they're going to do a showing of Christmas Vacation

and then he's going to speak but I think it's sold out anyway you've got your own problems I love you