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Episode Date: November 4, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:22 19 plus Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Concerned by your gambling or that if someone close, you call 1866-3-3-1-2-60 or visit comixonterio.ca. The Josh Innes Show on 106.7 WLLLZ, Detroit's Wheels. All right, 606, welcome in Josh Innes Show. Josh and James this morning. Welcome in. Hi, James. Well, hello, good morning.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Another weekend down and back into the work week. Back in the saddle again, baby. Ready to go. after a weekend of football that did not end the way we wanted it to end because the lions lost and we'll get into the details of that in sports today but wasn't a great game I mean look it wasn't like a blowout or anything like that but it just it was one of those situations where you kind of never felt the lions were going to win yeah it's weird they never felt like they were out of it never felt like they were going to
Starting point is 00:01:21 win it and that's keep you strung along the full game yeah so we'll get into that in the sports side of things though so we got that we got a lot to get into yeah apparently a party was busted on your lawn a huge house party like huge i'm talking like house party with like kid and play house party style party got like project x yes just someone's car in the pool that type of thing that type of stuff thank god it wasn't my pool but we did have a car breakdown in my driveway that was an uber driver driving these kids of this this party and hundreds of kids in my front lawn so we'll we'll get into That I'm interested in this story. I saw you posting some stuff about it and some videos and stuff this weekend.
Starting point is 00:02:02 I'm like, I got to hear this. I got to know the deeds. I got to know how this house party gets busted. I got to find out about this car getting just stuck in your driveway for hours. Yeah. It was a wild weekend at the Campbell Hunt residents. So we got that coming up. We're just loaded with stuff.
Starting point is 00:02:18 We stopped to get people into the toolbox party. Yes, we are still talking about the toolbox party. It's the final week? It is the final week because the actual toolbox. party is Saturday, so you're running short of opportunities to get in. If I'm doing the math correctly here, there's five more opportunities every day, and there's five days left. So there's like 25 more opportunities for you to get into the toolbox part. Of those, we have 10. Correct. So you'll have 10 opportunities on the show this week, starting at
Starting point is 00:02:45 825 today to get into the toolbox party. So we shall see how that goes for you. If you've been wanting to get in, this is your last opportunity. It is the final countdown for the toolbox party. We have, let's see, $20,000 in prizes, but actually more than that. That was the number before we added, you know, the big screen TV and the PlayStation and some other stuff. So over $20,000 worth of prizes you could win some of them at the toolbox party, but you must win your way in. And you will win your way in today starting at 825 and 925 with us, 1225 with Rob. the doc's got you at 325 and 525.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Speaking of the dock. Yeah. Different doc. Oh, different doc. Okay. But I went to see Back to the Future in the theater this weekend. Did you? It's like my favorite movie and I've never seen it in the theater.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Yeah. And it was re-released for the 40th anniversary. It was in the IMAX screen. Not in 3D or anything like that. Just a giant screen. Yeah. I enjoyed it thoroughly. That's good.
Starting point is 00:03:50 I really love Back to the Future. It's Mount Rushmore movie for me. One of my top four or five favorite movies of all times. Time is back to the future. And I'm like, you know what? I haven't seen it in the theater. And I think I'd rather see this than some of the other crap that's out there that doesn't look that interesting. Because usually on Saturdays is my movie day.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Because we go to Sterling Heights. We take my dog to his favorite dog daycare, which is called Happy Dog Daycare. They're wonderful people there. And I take him there once a week so we can go run and play and have a good time. And then on Saturday, we'll go to the movie usually out in Sterling Heights because we have nothing else to do. And this week, I'm like, you know what? I just want to see a movie. I've seen 1,000 times
Starting point is 00:04:27 and I enjoyed it thoroughly. And there were more people in the theater for Back to the Future than in any of the new movies I've seen. It's crazy. A couple of weeks ago I went to see a movie called him. It's this kind of weird horror movie
Starting point is 00:04:41 where a guy's a football player and it was kind of like a Jordan Peel-ish type of horror movie. We were the only two people in the theater. Wow. Only two. Two weeks ago we go see a movie. There's like three people in the theater, right? Theater's packed to see Back to the Future on the Saturday afternoon in IMAX.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Oh, Miss Delge is king, man. It is. So, anyway, all right, let's get things kicked off today with Rocked and Loaded. And I don't know why the song was in my head today, but it was. Midnight Oil is the band. The song is called Beds Are Burning. That doesn't be Huey Lewis. No, wouldn't that have been something?
Starting point is 00:05:22 That was in my head, too. But I have no idea why this song was, but here it is. We are Detroit. Okay, you got into it too fast. You missed the post. You know what? Nope, that's not how this is going to go. That is not how this is going to go today.
Starting point is 00:05:40 You're a professional. I am a professional, and that number was wrong on the screen. We're going to do this again. All right, I don't know why the song was in my head, but it was. Wasn't Huey Lewis like you might think. beds are burning it's midnight oil on wheels the Josh Ennis show
Starting point is 00:05:57 sports all right well yesterday sucked because the Vikings came in here and beat the lions off a bye which makes it even worse by you had all the time to think about it J.J. McCarthy who's essentially a rookie was coming back off of injury
Starting point is 00:06:12 you think maybe you got a chance to rough him up a little bit because your defense has played well and then the defense didn't play well yesterday and freaking J.J. McCarthy comes in here making big play, big play. Whether it's on the ground, whether it's in the air, your man was out there making all these plays. Yeah, yesterday sucked.
Starting point is 00:06:32 So Dan Campbell, tell me, where did it all go wrong? I did not have them ready coming out of a buy. You know, we weren't, we made too many critical errors, man. Some of our discipline, the penalties caught up to us. We just, man, there were some things. We were out of sync. We'd never looked comfortable. You know, and we just didn't make enough plays.
Starting point is 00:06:53 That's fair, Dan. You did commit 10 penalties. You lost a fumble and were 5 of 17 on third down. Did they finally convert a third and 10 plus? That was a shocking statistic that was on the broadcast yesterday. That the Lions, to that point, had not converted a third down and 10 plus all year. They were, I think, 0 for 20. And then they bust a big run to get a first down.
Starting point is 00:07:21 on third long like right as the announcers are like hey they haven't converted and then that's when they fumbled so they converted it and then they fumbled on the same play so uh it's a rough game not great it was not great like and it's interesting because it was just a collective effort of suck like everything about it sucked it really they kept running the same play too and i'm like okay they know this play you keep going back to it yeah they um the play was our offensive line isn't blocking anyone and our quarterback is running for his life. Quick, hurry up, throw it to either one of the backs in the corner and see if you can get a couple yards. That was the play. I mean, the quarterback has sacked
Starting point is 00:07:59 five times for 44 yards of sacks. That's not very good. And really the biggest thing that stood out, the biggest shocker in all of this, is they were just unable to get the running game going at all. Yeah. When you've got Jemir Gibbs, who I think is clearly taken over the number one role. Like, I don't know, I don't know about you, but when I watch David Montgomery and I love the guy. He doesn't look like the same dude he was a year ago. Montgomery doesn't look the same. Like, it's Jemir Gibbs as the premier dude.
Starting point is 00:08:27 It's Sonic and Knuckles, but it's a lot of Sonic, right? Well, just like in the game, Sonic's a star. Yeah, exactly. It's Ann Knuckles. It's Sonic and Knuckles. It's Gladys Knight and The Pips. And look, this ain't banging on David Montgomery because I like the guy, and I think he still has a role. But I watch him and I'm like, eh, I don't feel the same way about him as I did.
Starting point is 00:08:48 I think he had a couple of good drives. It seemed like he was a little more physical, getting the ball across the line of scrimmage. I agree. And that's kind of the route they tried to take with him. But then he picks up the big third down and fumbles on the same play. So it was pretty ugly there. But now you lose this game to freaking J.J. McCarthy. And now you're 5 and 3.
Starting point is 00:09:08 And you start to look around the league and you start to look around the division. And all of a sudden it's right there for everybody because the bears of all teams are 5 and 3. So the bears are 5 and 3. The Packers are now 5, 2, and 1 because they lost a Carolina at home yesterday. The last second, too. Well, sneaky Carolina, by the way,
Starting point is 00:09:27 is 5 and 4. They're second in the NFC South right now, which is bonkers too. But you've got Bears, Lions, Packers, all with five wins. And oh, by the way, the Vikings, who've been playing with the back and quarterback for a month,
Starting point is 00:09:38 the Vikings are 4 and 4. So the leader in the division is only the leader in the division because of a tie, and that is the Packers. So that division is hotly contested, now. Hotly. Other things going on yesterday, the Red Wings won again. They blew the game late. They were up late, gave up a late game tying goal, and then eventually got the job done. They gave up two goals in the third period to the Sharks, one which was very late in the game that tied it, but then the game went to overtime. Then it went to a shootout, and then it went to a victory for the wings. Oh, so we won the shootout. Who are now nine.
Starting point is 00:10:18 and four really good start to the year in the atlantic they are tied currently with the canadianes with 18 points so not bad a pretty good start for a team that people had very low hopes for yeah certainly no expectations are very low expectation so a nine and four start doesn't suck and that is sports and we are two hours away from getting you into the toolbox party in the seven o'clock hour you will get to hear James Harrowing's story of a party. High school party gone wrong. A high school party gone wrong on his property. We'll get into all that.
Starting point is 00:10:55 It is the Josh and his show. The Josh in his show. 106.7, WLLLZ. Detroit's Wheels. 106.7 Detroit's Wheels. Josh in his show. Get your chainsaws ready because we got the toolbox party coming up on Saturday. Coming up at the Hollywood Casino at Greak Town Saturday
Starting point is 00:11:20 Thanks to our friends at Beebe's Liquor and Fine Wine Dean Sellers Ford in the Troy Motor Mall And Detroit Diamond Drilling Oh yeah Look how you said that Yeah Detroit Diamond Drilling I did a Mason right there Detroit
Starting point is 00:11:38 Detroit Diamond drilling So it's going to be a fun time We're all going to be there. That will be coming up on Saturday. I think my wife is going to come. Wow. Yeah, so she'll be there. And your wife will be there.
Starting point is 00:11:53 She's working, though. Working, yeah. We'll all be there. The dock is going to be there. Aunt Carleini's going to come out of here. Ann Carlinie's going to be there? Is Rob going to be there? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:04 I don't think so. I don't think Rob's going to be there. It'll be all of us but Rob. Everybody but Rob. Everybody but Rob. That's actually the name of our band. Everybody but Rob. We're going to rock.
Starting point is 00:12:22 We don't do any songs that are sung by lead singers that start with the name Rob. We have everyone but Rob. So we don't do Judas Priest. We don't do Matchbox 20. I'm wrecking my brain some other robs. Other bands that have singers named Rob. No Rob Zombie. No, yeah, we can't do White Zombie, nor we can't do White Zombie or solo Rob Zob.
Starting point is 00:12:44 nobody named everybody everybody everybody but rob so uh but these prizes are going to be bonkers we've talked about them for a month now but i mean they're so good you got to talk about them we're run out of us to talk about after this week they still haven't brought us that e-bike up right to uh to try i don't know it might be somewhere locked up i know they're talking about us trying to do some sort of a video well you know damn good well your wife knows where the e-bike is she knows where all of it is i know she probably does but she's not going to tell me she should tell us I want to ride the e-bike. We got a PlayStation 5.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Can we just bust that thing out, too, so I can say I've played the PlayStation 5? We've got all these monitors in here. Hoping in, let's play. My ass has stalled out at PlayStation 4 and haven't even turned that thing on. And so long that they're about to be obsolete. They're going to stop making PlayStation 4 games, I believe, aren't they, or no? I feel like they might have already stopped making PS4 games. See, that's my point.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I'm so far behind. You're probably still buying old accessories that they don't even make new ones anymore. I know. My life's difficult. I don't know what to tell you. But we got that, we got that electric smoker, we got that 85-inch TV. We have got-kegarators. We've got tools, power tools, hand tools.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Signed merch and memorabilia from all the Detroit sports team. We have that game-used ice. Yeah. From the Red Wings. Thirsty. Yeah. We have that vial of the urine from Al-Sabaca. Well, that's a highly coveted prize there.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I think we should. His magical properties. We should just throw like some lemon lime gatorade in a vial and say, guys, highly sought after. There we go. Authentic al-sabodka urine. Drink it and get his magical abilities. You get his Zambonian skills. But it's going to be a fun one.
Starting point is 00:14:31 It's going to be Saturday at the Hollywood Casino, Greek Town. I bet people who don't even have tickets to get in are going to show up and be begging to get in. It's going to be a scene. These people are going to cause a ruckus is what's going to happen. try to be some of the other winners part of their crew. I hope we have extra security because there could be like a stampede like when all those Asian kids get
Starting point is 00:14:50 to see those boy bands like in Japan and stuff. The K-pop stars. Like when the K-pop kids do it or like in the old days back when like the new kids would play Japan and like girls would just get trampled in Japan because they'd all go nuts and they'd all trample each other. They were nuts over the new kids on the block. That's what this is going to be like but for
Starting point is 00:15:08 people in rascal scooters. Someone's going to get run over by somebody in a hover round. Oh, no. Someone's going to have tire marks from a hover round over their back because someone ran them over to try to get into the toolbox party and they didn't have tickets and it's a mess. You better make sure you have your gout medication on hand in case somebody runs your foot over and triggers it.
Starting point is 00:15:33 I know. I don't want my gout triggered, so I got to have my allopurinol ready to go and my colchicine ready to go because if that gout flares up, that'd be horrible. Well, then you're going to have to throw somebody off the rascal scooter and drive yourself to your car. Or I'm going to have to ride a bitch on a rascal scooter. Just holding out of the back of some old bad senior citizen. Take me to my car, Martha. Jilly, you stay here.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Stay here. I'll do like a Marty McFlying and get a skateboard and hold on to the back. Don't need money. Don't take fame. Like, dude, you'd be better off just walking. You'd be going faster. So anyway, that is sad. The time is finally here for the toolbox party.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Coming up Saturday, you will still have, I guess, about 25 opportunities to get yourself in. If you are not in, first chance coming up at 825 this morning. All right. And now we've got the pumpkins for you. We are Detroit's Wheels. 106.7 Detroit's Wheels. I'm Josh. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:16:36 It's the Josh Inish show, Josh and James. Hello. So here's what we got. Very busy show coming up. In the 7 o'clock hour, you will hear from Dan Campbell's and other stuff about this crappy game yesterday. I've been watching J.J. McCarthy highlights, and I hate him. I really do. I just, I hate Michigan quarterbacks, like outside of Tom Brady, who I don't really particularly like.
Starting point is 00:16:59 But, like, again, when you think of Michigan quarterbacks, I say all these people wearing Tom Brady jerseys and I hate them. I just, ugh, ugh, ugh, yesterday. And then the throw that he made to end the game, like, which just, just a dart that he threw to end the game. And I just hate him. I don't want this guy to be good. I hate him. Tell us more about how you feel about him. I hate J.J. McCarthy. So we'll get into that. There was a high school party that was thwarted. Yeah. It was snuffed out by the fuzz. And it was right in front of James's house. It was in his lawn. Yeah. So we've got ring doorbell camera footage on our Facebook page. If you want to check that out, we have audio from that. I did something embarrassing this
Starting point is 00:17:39 There's a lot. There's a lot of stuff. We have one of the more interesting road rage incidential ever here, and that was up in Paul, Paul. So we got a lot of stuff to get into today. There's no reason to go anywhere else. It's the Josh Ines Show. Like it or not. This is the Josh Innes Show. 106.7 WLLZ, Detroit's Wheels. The Josh Ines Show. Sports. All right. So you know that the Lions lost yesterday, 27 to 24. and they committed like 10 penalties and they turned the ball over and they allowed Jared Gough to get sacked five times. It was tough watch. It was not a good one,
Starting point is 00:18:18 especially coming off of by to play that poorly against a Minnesota team that had been getting worked pretty good. They got their quarterback back. It's freaking J.J. McCarthy, right? And I get it. Like people around today are like talking like J.J. McCarthy is the second coming and good for him. He came into Detroit and he beat the Lions. Cool.
Starting point is 00:18:38 I'm still not convinced this guy. is that good? That's fine. Now, McCarthy obviously won a championship with Michigan. He's got a history here. He knows the state. He knows the city. What did it mean for him to come back here and do what he did? Well, he'll tell you. I meant a lot. I love this state. You know, I've shed a lot of blood and tears in this state. And, you know, there's so many relationships that I built over the three years that I was at Michigan and seeing some of those faces and making those, you know, interconnecting interactions is, you know, really special. And, you know, I'm just tremendously grateful for Michigan faithful
Starting point is 00:19:16 and tremendously grateful for all the Vikings fans back at home. Because I know they were cheering for us. I know they were believing in us. And it means the absolute world to us. And we're going to give us, give it our all every single week for you guys back home. I think he's running for office. I'll tell you what he's got down, though. He's got the generic quarterback response thing down.
Starting point is 00:19:35 So if that's an indicator that your boy is going to become a star, than he maybe is because my man talks like he's been in the league for 10 years. I'll give him that. When I listen to him talk, I'm like, he says all the right things in very generic quarterback fashion. It's like listening to Drew Bree's talk, just a guy or Jared Gough talk, just a guy who says all of the basic generic quarterback things you're supposed to say after a win or supposed to say after a loss, he's got it down.
Starting point is 00:20:03 And as much as I dislike him and don't think he's going to be any good, he did deliver a strike at the end of the game. Because I do believe if the Lions would have gotten the ball back at the end of the game, they would have come down and won the game. Despite how bad they played, despite how mediocre the offensive line and a beat up the offensive line was, I believe if Jared Gough would have gotten the ball back, they would have gone down the field and at least got a field goal and sent the game to overtime. So the throw that McCarthy made was dead on balls accurate, sexy, sexy, sexy throw, sexy play. You could argue kind of a ballsy play call being that he's a young quarterback. on the road. It's the right play call. You got to throw it there. You don't want to give the ball back to the
Starting point is 00:20:44 lion. So I get it. But look, credit him. He won the game. But I just, I don't think he's that good. I think that was more of a lion's problem than a J.J. McCarthy thing. Give him credit. I know there's a lot of Michigan men out there listening today. Like that's our guy. That's our guy. Let's see what happens. Now, all those guys that cheer for Michigan, but never actually went there. You know what, though? As someone who grew up in a town where the vast majority of people did not go to LSU when they wrote, that's one of those arguments we make about people that I'm like, so what?
Starting point is 00:21:20 I got you. I get it. I hear that all the time from people like, oh, those Michigan Walmart fans. Well, how many of these people that root for Michigan State went to Michigan State? Well, I'm on board with anybody who reached a college team that you never attended. I'm not fighting with you here. I'm not coming to blows with you here. I'm not going to pull a chainsaw out on you or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:21:37 It's just the one thing that's, oh, well, good. and keep the chainsaw put away. But just one of the things I never understood how some of these people are such diehard fans for this college team. But I'm like, you don't have any connection to it. Except that you're from the area. Like, that's how that makes sense, though.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Again, I grew up in Baton Rouge, Louisiana for most of my middle school and high school years. The vast majority of people in Louisiana didn't go to LSU and never go to LSU, but they root for LSU because that's what you do. I will defend the Michigan people on that because I hear that all the time. Oh, they're T-shirt fans.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Oh, they're Walmart fans. Oh, they didn't. go to the school. So freaking what? So what? Who cares? I don't care. How many people went to Michigan State that root for Tom Izzo? How many of you? Shut up. Not you, but yes, you. But you're speaking on behalf of those people with that logic. Now, anyway, now I'm all worked up and I'm all hot because I drank some hot tea and now I'm sweating. That's how I'm bothered. I am. Here's Dan Campbell. What the hell went wrong, Dan? I did not have them ready coming out of a buy. You know, we We weren't, we made too many critical errors, man.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Some of our discipline, the penalties caught up to us. We just, man, there were some things we were out of sync. We'd never looked comfortable, you know, and we just didn't make enough plays. That's true. He ain't lying. Yeah, I miss a lot of those plays on third down. Yeah, they were like five of 17 on third down. It was rough.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Woof. All right, so here's what we got coming up. We have the epic house party that had to be thwarted by James. on his property. It was thwarted by the cops. Not me. We got James. He's a narc!
Starting point is 00:23:14 Him and Cody, they're narcs! I mean, I did call the police before the party got busted, but I was not calling the police on the party. I was calling the police on the Uber driver, whose car, who dropped kids off at the party, broke down in my driveway. So, we got to get into that. We have a very interesting road rage incident up in Pawpaw.
Starting point is 00:23:33 The weapon that was used in his road rage, it's pretty wild. Yeah. We got that coming up. I did something that I'm embarrassed about this weekend. We are loaded with stuff. I mean, yes, it's a crappy Monday. Yes, the Lions lost.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Yes, like every team in the division has like five wins. It's a log jam. Whatever. And you had to, you know, see darkness at 445 yesterday, which is the freaking worst. But you know what? We're here together. We're going to ride the storm out together. And we're going to get some help from the chili peppers.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Soul to squeeze on Detroit's wheels. 106.7 Detroit's Wheels, Josh and his show. It is Josh and James this morning. Hello. So you had a weekend. You had quite a weekend. So first off, I see a story that you posted about how someone's car was stalled in your driveway for hours. Yep, yeah, yeah. And there was also. That was the start of it all. That was the backdrop of this was this big house party, this high school house party that was going on. Yeah. So there was a high school house party, three doors down. I had no idea that there was. we knew something had to be going on because we had probably 50 cars come down the road and turn around like we kind of live on a dead end but like you can access our house from like both sides one's like a private drive that belongs technically to the neighbor that lives
Starting point is 00:24:50 in front of us and then the other's like the normal drive you know that you would access our house through the neighborhood and well all these cars are coming down and then they see that I have the sign up it's like this is not a through street you got to turn around so we had all these cars turning around and then my wife's like I'm going to go out and see, like, what's going on? Like, why are all these cars coming through the neighborhood?
Starting point is 00:25:10 So she goes out and comes back in and she's like, now there's a truck broke down in our driveway. I'm like, what are you talking about? There's a truck broke down in the driveway? I'm like, there's somebody in our driveway right now in the car that's not running. She's like, yeah. So I'm great. Now I got to be the homeowner.
Starting point is 00:25:23 I got to go out there. I have to investigate. Yeah. Got to get the guy motivated to call a tow truck, you know, get his ass out of here. And, you know, so I go out there and this guy's in this big white truck and rolls down his window. I'm like, everything okay? So he's in your driveway. He's in my driveway. So if you had to leave, you couldn't get out of your driveway. Okay. And he's like, oh yeah, hey, sorry. The car broke down. He's like, do you have any
Starting point is 00:25:45 jumper cables? Which I honestly don't have any jumper cables. Otherwise, let's get you jump. But you always lie and say you don't anyway. I don't want to, look, I'm not here to help you jump your car. I'm not to be a dick, but I got my own things to do. So look, if that makes me a dick, it makes me a dick. But I never have a jumper cables. It's 930 and a Saturday night. I have some marijuana to indulgence. I don't have time to jump your truck. But so anyway, so he's getting on the horn. He's calling somebody to either come give him a jump or get towed or whatever. So, like, okay, we have that situation under control.
Starting point is 00:26:15 So, like, my wife's just in the window, like, watching outside, like, what's going on. Like, what's going on with this guy in the truck? Like, and I'm just like, dude, like, don't let this guy in the truck keep you up all night. Like, usually she'd be in bed by now, you know? She's like, no, I'm not. I'm like, okay. The next thing, you know, you see police lights. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Like, down the road. And she's like, oh, the cops. The cops are here. Well, actually, to preface it, I called the cops on the guy in my driveway. He's like, hey, this got to be something going on in the neighborhood. I'm not sure what. So you called the cops about the guy in your driveway? Yes. So why did you feel the cops were the move there? Like, I didn't know who else to call, but I was like, maybe if the cops can come and investigate what's going on, but you can figure out why all these cars keep driving down to our street and driving into my driveway and then turning around.
Starting point is 00:27:00 And it's not an easy turnaround. Like it's a long. long ass reverse drive in the dark which most of these people can't navigate yeah so i'm actually trying to do them a favor so they stop crashing into our rocks and stopped crashing into our neighbors like my neighbor lined his property with like a bunch of big logs okay so but so you've got this guy stuck in your driveway at this point you don't know that there's this epic party this project x party going on next door all you know is that there's a guy who stalled out in your driveway so you called the cops yeah because i'm like i'm like i'm like i don't really know what to do here i'm like i got a gentleman who's broke down in my driveway okay
Starting point is 00:27:34 I'm like, I've had about 30 cars. I don't know. The cops was the route on that. Well, I don't know. I don't know who the car. But I don't know the cops of the route there. Yeah. They could give two craps. They're like, we don't care.
Starting point is 00:27:44 The guy actually said, well, we can't come give him a ticket until it's after 3 a.m. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not calling you to come give him a ticket. I'm just, I'm like, hey, I'm calling to say, help. What's going on in this, in the subdivision? Because there shouldn't be 50 cars coming down the street and turning around. Like, I don't want to, I actually preface it. Now you're gnarking.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Now you're not. You're not. Now you're officially a nark at this point. I'm like, I'm not like a crazy old man. Like I'm calling for a reason. But you are a crazy old man because you're about to narc out this party. So then, and the guy, the officer at the dispatcher, I was like, well, we had a couple calls already about some noise or something in your subdivision. So we have a moment.
Starting point is 00:28:20 We'll send somebody out there. I'm like, okay. But then he wants to be like, I can't, we can't give people tickets for driving on your roads, which is not what I was calling about. I'm just, hey, there's something going on. I'm just calling for generic old man reasons. I just need some help. Help me. You get my wife out of the front window.
Starting point is 00:28:38 She's just standing in the front window watching. You know, help me get my wife out of the front window. So lo and behold, like we're watching all of a sudden you see the police lights. Yeah. You see police lights down the road. And then all of a sudden you see bodies start running. Start just start running. But they hadn't like broached our property yet.
Starting point is 00:28:57 So we're just watching these kids rush from this house and keep brushing and keep brushing. And then it kind of settles down. then you see people starting to walk back towards the party house next thing you know all of a sudden everybody takes off running again but now they're coming straight across our property they're running in like some some kid we saw on camera it was like went and hid behind our generator but you can actually see the camera the guy like dips behind our garage and hide behind the generator oh it's fantastic and then so my wife like I'm just watching all these these kids come running and I'm like oh I don't even really know what we do you know
Starting point is 00:29:33 I mean do we just let them escape the cops like I don't know it's a high school party I guess just let them run like what are you supposed to do like you step out there and like shoot them what are you going to do well next thing I know my wife is like be lining it right out of the door and I'm like what is she doing where is she going
Starting point is 00:29:49 and I'm like what if those kids have a knife what if you know what are those kids have a knife I'm like I'm going to go get something I need a little a little tool to make me like a figure of authority so I wouldn't I grab the flash flight. So I got my high powered flashlight. And by the way, this is in the
Starting point is 00:30:06 video. If you guys want to go check out the video on our Facebook, the Josh Siddish show, you walk out, first of all, let me start here. So this is your wife walking outside first. This is from the ring doorbell audio. Excuse me, you guys can't be right through here. You guys got to get off
Starting point is 00:30:22 our property. And like, I can hear saying these things. I'm like, we sound like the oldest group of people in the world right now. But at the same time, like, I have to kind of go and be on my wife's side. And, hey, I don't want all these kids in my yard either. You guys got to get off our property.
Starting point is 00:30:40 You know, I'm standing there with a blanket over her shoulders in her pajamas, you know, telling these kids. These kids are just like running by, looking at my wife like, what are you going to do about it, lady? So then the figure of authority, James steps out. And then I start shining the flashlight and everyone's face. That's going to fix anything. And it started pointing. But it worked. It didn't work.
Starting point is 00:30:59 It worked. Once they saw me come out, I'm like, shine the flashlight in their face. and I start pointing like, you got to get going. You don't hear any of my authority on the video either. It's like the ring camera decided not to record me being like, tough James, like, get out of here, kids!
Starting point is 00:31:13 I'm literally like, shining flashlights in these kids' faces trying to shoe them off our property. And I could tell it was like some sort of a high school Halloween party. There was a girl dressed as Storm. There was a white girl dressed as, I don't know, a slutty white girl. And she's trying to tell me
Starting point is 00:31:29 because I'm trying to chew them off. and slundy white girl's like I think everybody like ran like in your yard because the cop said something about like a gun I'm like get out of here I don't care Get out of here
Starting point is 00:31:42 That's not my That sounds like a you problem You guys gotta get off our property Exactly Like my wife said Get out of here Shoo! I'm literally shooing high school kids With a flashlight
Starting point is 00:31:53 Oh God you are what you hated it 25 years ago You're that guy You're out there with a flashlight Now the video is on our Facebook page. I see you walk out. Cody's wrapped up in like a shawl. Yeah, I'm in a t-shirt
Starting point is 00:32:07 shorts and I'm barefoot. The only thing that would have made it better is if you were in your old man road. If you were in your robe out there with your flashlight, God, that is great. You guys got to get off our property. I was like, oh no, not the property line. Why don't you start saying my property? It's when it all goes to hell.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Excuse me. You guys can't be right through here. You guys got to get off our property. I step in with the flashlight. All right, get! Get! And that's the worst. Shoot, kids! Because, like, big picture, you don't really care because you know eventually they'll be gone.
Starting point is 00:32:40 They're all running. So they'll be gone in five minutes. But you know you have to do something because your wife is doing something. And your wife's going to hold that against you if you don't. So you have to go out there and act like this is the biggest deal ever. And you have to look like the jackass with the flashlight. Barefoot, get out of here, kids. I was just going to watch the kids run across the property from the window.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Then my wife's like, I look over her on my shoulder. She's gone. That's just going outside. She's going to the good driving. You guys got to get off our property. My first thought was, I need my flashlight. I need my authority. My authority weapon here is my flashlight.
Starting point is 00:33:12 I need some sort of a weapon of authority. And I'm not going to go get a gun. So I went and I got my flashlight. At least you didn't grab your flashlight. Yo, that's true. You know, I keep them on the same shelf. Damn it, wrong button. Yeah, I'm out there with a rubber vagina, shoving in these kids' faces.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Like, what does that smell? A wrong fly. That's my... You guys got to get off our property. In my mind, she's got like a shotgun outside. Oh, no, yeah, no. Just a blanket. Just a pink blanket.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Pink blanket wrapped around your shoulders. You guys got to get out of him. You guys got to get off my property. You guys got to get off my property. The best, though, is the excuse me. Like, very calm. Excuse me? You guys can't be running through here.
Starting point is 00:33:58 She's trying to be polite. She's probably still trying to be. like the cool neighbor so we'll hit them with the excuse me there is no cool once you've gone outside and you're shoeing them off pool is out the window it's it's a Saturday night you're wrapped up in a blanket yeah hundreds of kids hundreds of kids are out there probably high off their ass is drunk whatever the cops are there and you're like excuse me you guys can't be right through here you're not cool at that point it's over and I'm like get get get I would just look at the kids they shine the flashlight in their eyes and I'd point and then they start walking
Starting point is 00:34:30 the other way. And one kid's like, oh, are you the property owner? I'm like, yes. He just laughed. He just laughed and ran. Like, what am I going to do, you know? And of all the serious stuff that, like, the, the cops do, it's just funny because it's like, then there's this, then there's these old people who are bitching about a guy
Starting point is 00:34:48 stalled in their driveway and kids running through their yard. This is after years of calling about a trespasser, too. I'm probably on a list. They're like, it's him again. Yeah. The guy with the trespasser. Now he's got somebody parked in his drive. Well, I think I found Cody's theme song.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Hold on. You can't clean up your looks. To find out of the books to make a citizen. Oh, teenagers. You guys got to get off our property. And keep an eye on you, son. So they can watch all the things. You can get a disorder when she gets in this morning.
Starting point is 00:35:24 I will. They're going to give you a smack. Oh, God. Go check out the video. They're watching James walk out barefoot with the flashlight. My weapon of authority, man. Oh, God, it's so good. Teams know not to mess with a man with the flashlight.
Starting point is 00:35:40 That's true. You guys got to get off our property. And you know this is crushing her soul. Because in her mind, she's the My Chemical Romance here. She's the teenagers. You know that that's her. She's the person that wants to be running from the cops. Yep. And now she's hit that age where she's got two kids and she's...
Starting point is 00:36:02 You guys got to get off our property. It's wrecking her soul. Yeah, call me by surprise because I wasn't expecting her to go out there. I figured we're just going to watch the show from the window. I'm like, let me get my... I'm going to go get my phone and record some of it from the window, you know? The next thing, you know, I'm smack dabbed in the middle of it with my flashlight, trying to direct these kids out of here.
Starting point is 00:36:21 All right. So, there you go. That was an adventurous weekend at the Campbell's. All right. So, if you want to see the video, go to the... the Josh Innes Show Facebook page. It's worth it. You should watch it. We got that. We got a bunch of stuff still to go. I did something embarrassing this weekend. Oh, I can't hear this. A road rage story. We got a local road rage story, a relatively local
Starting point is 00:36:41 road rage story. All that coming up on wheels. This is the Josh Innes show on 106.7 WLLLZ. Detroit's Wheels. 106.7 Detroit's Wheels. Josh and a show. It is Josh and James this morning. Hello. Headline reads, kid caught on camera refilling empty bowl with his own Halloween candy. I don't believe that's real. Because every year you see one of these stories, don't you?
Starting point is 00:37:08 There's some viral video of some kid that takes his own candy and fills up an empty bowl with his own candy. That is true. They pop up every year, every year. And these kids are not good. They're bad kids. All of them. Yours included. They're all bad.
Starting point is 00:37:25 These kids are not filling up these bowls. These are set This is setups by parents trying to go viral as all this is. Well, it's working. I know, right. I lose. On Halloween, a Broomfield, Colorado residence doorbell camera captured a young trick-or-treater refilling an empty candy bowl with treats from his own bag.
Starting point is 00:37:43 The homeowner shared the footage online, hoping to identify and thank the boy for his generosity. He wants to meet the child in person to express appreciation and recognize his thoughtful example to others. Oh, so pretend like you don't know Uncle Johnny. You don't know Uncle Johnny Every time I hear a story like this It feels like a setup And look I'm in a mood where I've Like this weekend
Starting point is 00:38:06 I had like emotional moments this weekend Where I felt like I'm an actual human Right? Wow So and that's very rare for me Unless I'm drunk And generally speaking That's where my emotional things happen Which means I'm damaged without question
Starting point is 00:38:17 But I um like I want to believe these things Like I saw another story that said That people in the neighborhood Learned Sign Language to help the kid, a deaf kid, trick or treat. And I thought that was the sweetest gesture ever. That I believe. I don't believe it when I see a kid
Starting point is 00:38:34 puts his own candy in the bowl. No? I just don't believe that's right. Is it because you never would have been able to do that move as a kid? Probably. And if I couldn't have done it, no one else could possibly do it. But the thing is, though, the world is different now. Because see, people are looking, see, I view things through the lens
Starting point is 00:38:50 of, oh, everyone's trying to go viral and be famous. Oh, yeah. So when I see stories like that, almost instantly I feel like every story I read is fake and someone's trying to go viral. But what would the people that go viral with this story? What would they gain from the social bags of candy? Social equity. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:08 They would gain like status. Fame. You would gain momentary fame. And that's all people really want in this current world is people want to be famous on social media. And if you make them famous on social media, that's a big deal to them. That's what they want. That's what they covet. That's what they desire.
Starting point is 00:39:24 is the currency of likes and retweets. Like, people, like, that's how they get off. Like, that's their thing. That's what moves them. And you're talking about me in so many ways. I'm glad I've been able to do that. Look, I understand it to a degree, because that's the way the world is programmed now
Starting point is 00:39:41 to believe that social media is the biggest thing ever. I don't believe it. So my first thought, my antennae go up when I see a story like this, and I go, yeah, that's not real. We need to get you to interview this kid and find some holes in the story. Someone's got to do a real. interview with him. Like I'm talking a hard hitting like Barbara Walters type interview on this kid. I want the truth. I want his parents in the room. Really, I don't want his parents because I want
Starting point is 00:40:02 the truth. And he'll sing. If I get him without his parents in there, that kid will sing. I'll get him to tell the truth that this story is a setup. And that he didn't really put that candy. There was all set up for people to be famous on the internet. Johnny, we know that Kid Kats are your favorite candy bar and you never give him up for anybody. Why would you dump seven of them into the bowl? Exactly what I'm going to do. But I did have some emotional things this weekend. Like, I went to see Back to the Future, which is one of my favorite movies. And I saw a trailer for a movie that's, I think, based on a semi-true story about this couple who was like a Neil Diamond tribute act. A couple?
Starting point is 00:40:35 Yeah, I don't know why. But I'm watching this trailer, and there's a line in the end of the trailer, because it's a love story. And at the end of the trailer, this line happens, and I may or may not have been crying in the theater. Okay, here we go. You're not going to cry now, are you? No. Thank you. I got belongs to you, dog.
Starting point is 00:40:53 You're my August night, my September morning, you're my heartlight, you're my crackling rosy. See, my man is telling his lady how much he loves her through the titles of Neil Diamond songs. Oh, there we go. I love Neil Diamond. You have no idea how much I love Neil Diamond. Okay. I love Neil. Because you hated the fact that one family had Vince Neil do the punny song title thing for the birthday boy, but you're okay with this because it's Neil Diamond.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Look, I was not against them doing the punny thing with Neil. with Vince Neal. I said there was no way Vince Neal was going to be able to accomplish that. Therefore, that was on them and they deliberately tried to make Vince look like a dope because they knew he couldn't read that thing. I'm not against the puns. I'm against certain people trying to do puns. And obviously Vince wasn't capable of doing that or reading for that matter. All you had to do is read it. Vince, they paid you $500 to read, not even a paragraph, two sentences. All you had to do and you couldn't do it. But what I hear this, Every thank you I got belongs to you, Dahl.
Starting point is 00:41:55 You're my August night, my September morn, you're my heartlight, you're my crackling Rosie. I'm in the theater. And I'm like, trying to hide from you. I'm sure your wife doesn't see. Because my wife and I love Neil Diamond. It's a bizarre thing.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Like Neil Diamond Christmas season is coming up. So we've got to watch the Neil Diamond Christmas special. Neil Diamond's one of the greatest songwriters ever. Like, he's just, like, everything about Neil Diamond is great. So I'm in concert about a decade ago. I've seen his musical, the, what the hell is it called? Beautiful Noise, the Neil Diamond musical. I love Neil Diamond.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Did you guys use some of his music around your wedding? Well, we didn't have a wedding because we were going to, and then I got fired. So we just got married in Vegas. Okay. And we at a hotel, and we had like some lady that didn't speak English that was the witness and everything. So we were going to, though. I'm going to get a little forever in blue jeans, a little heart light, a little not love on the rocks. That wouldn't work for a wedding.
Starting point is 00:42:52 but like there'd be so many September morn is a jam Sometimes if I get a certain level of hammered at the bar I'll get on the touch tunes and I'll just start playing Neil That's you, okay That's what I do But then eventually it starts working its way into like the slower Neil songs And then people start getting really pissed And they're like who's playing all this god damn Neil Diamond
Starting point is 00:43:10 It's me And I'm like who I don't know but let's kick his ass You totally So like in Kingpin Yeah That's exactly They're in the diner I'm just going to bust a pool cue over this guy's back and we're going to have a fight over Neil Diamond.
Starting point is 00:43:26 But deep down, I'm like, God, I love Neil Diamond so much. So when I'm watching that, and I hear... Every thank you, I got, belongs to you, doll. You're my August night, my September morning, you're my heartlight, you're my cracklemosy. I'm telling you, I'm going to see this movie, and I'm going to sob the entire time. Really? I am. These are the ABCs of me.
Starting point is 00:43:44 I love Neil. I freaking love Neil Diamond. Look, and there's a lot of, like, more aggressive, harder stuff. There's a lot, like all sorts of different kinds of music. When I hear Neil Diamond, I think of aggressive, harder stuff all the time. Well, I mean, there are varying levels of Neil Diamond. So you're a big fan of the Savings Silverman movie, I would have imagined. I love saving Silverman.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Love it. It's an underrated gem of a film that not enough people know. I went to see that when I was 13 years old, and I probably saw it five times in the theater. Really? So you were a Neil Diamond fan even back then. I was a fan as a wee boy. And that kind of made me a Neil Diamond fan was Saving Silverman, which is a great movie. with Jack Black and Steve Zon and Jason Biggs and it's a great movie and it's part of it revolves around a Neil Diamond cover band
Starting point is 00:44:28 Correct and that's a great movie that nobody gives enough credit to like people don't talk enough about how good of a movie saving Silverman is it is such a good movie and more people need to acknowledge its greatness I get kind of lost in a lot of those late 90s early 2000s comedies but it's really good and if you've never seen saving Silverman you should watch it there you go and you should go see this movie that is called what's it called uh song sung blue is the name of this movie and uh if you want to go to the movies and cry with me this christmas we can all get if there's a group of neil diamond fans that want to get together go see song sung blue and cry together i'm down okay let me know when that happens because i'll sit in the road behind you guys so i can just laugh you go ahead that's fine i don't know that's fine old man with your flashlight out running the kids off your off your porch you and your old line if i can make it to the movie it might be
Starting point is 00:45:16 as you're running kids off the line. Yeah, exactly. You've got to get off our property. You're laughing at me because I'm emoting. God, have you ever cried at a movie in the theater? I mean, I've had some tears build up. As an adult, do you remember what that movie is? I mean, it's Marvel stuff.
Starting point is 00:45:34 So I don't want to talk about it. So, I will tell you this. I... Come on, man, Iron Man. I don't want to spoil anything, but, you know, an Iron Man. you know, love you 3,000. You did not cry to Iron Man. I was a little upset, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:53 So sometimes you go to movies knowing they're going to make you cry. So there's a movie called like a dog's journey or something like that. And I'm like, I know I'm going to go see this and cry, right? And it was the first one where like the dog dies and then comes back and dies and comes back as a different dog.
Starting point is 00:46:08 The first time the dog dies, I'm just like blubbering. Like, oh my God. But then eventually the dog dies so many times. you get immune to it and you're like okay the dog's died too many times now i'm done i'm all cried out i can't keep crying over the dog it's a john wick well that that's the premise of the movie is that his dog dies yeah when that part happened i was like i was shocked like i almost started to break it down in tears when that part happened at the beginning and then i will ask this question to the people here and you can
Starting point is 00:46:38 text text the word josh and your message to 5181 if you'd like and i don't know how i got down this path. It started with saying that I think the kid didn't actually put candy in the bowl and it was a social media set up. Then he got emotional watching the trailer for a Neil Diamond film. There's a movie about Neil Diamond cover singers. And now I'm talking about movies like that you legitimately at the theater cry. Not at home. Not sitting at home by yourself where you can cry in your own thoughts and no one
Starting point is 00:47:01 sees you. You're in the theater and you are crying. What movie made you legitimately cry in the theater? Most recently I watched a movie called The Penguin Lessons. It's a movie where, like, this guy finds a penguin, and then, like, he becomes best friends with the penguin. Oh, no. And then, spoiler alert, penguin doesn't make it.
Starting point is 00:47:22 So I'm just going to let you know. You've got to know that the penguin's not going to make it. So I'm watching this in the theater, and he's doing, like, a speech at, like, something about the penguin. And I'm like, God, this penguin. Stupid penguin. I don't know. It's animal movies that do that for me. Yeah, I mean, it would be for me, too.
Starting point is 00:47:39 I'm trying to think of the last movie other than the Marvel one that I cried at. At the theater. at the theater because there's people looking at you and they may judge you if they see you blubbering. Homeward bound. Homeward bound. Dude, dude. When the damn, when they think Shadow,
Starting point is 00:47:52 you think Shadow's gone and then Shadow comes limping back. He was too old. He was too old. And then I'll, Peter. And like, oh, God damn you, Shadow! Yep. Right now, if I put that in, I'd sob, just uncontrollably. All right, you can text the word,
Starting point is 00:48:06 Josh and your message to 5181. It is the Josh and his show. We'll get to some more stuff on the Lions game. We don't have to get to that story about the road rage incident and Paul Paul. We'll do that coming up. This is the Josh Innes Show on 106.7 W.LLZ. Detroit's Wheels. The Josh Innes Show.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Sports. All righty. So the Lions took the L yesterday, 2724 to the Vikings. That game sucked. That sucked. You know what I'd like to do? You know what I want to tell J.J. McCarthy? I'd like to tell him.
Starting point is 00:48:42 You guys got to get off our property. That's what I like to tell J.J. McCarthy. Get out of Ford Field, you sons of bitches. Get out of here, you rascals. Excuse me. You guys can't be running through here. That's what I said. Every time I watch the Vikings make another big play. Every time another Vikings big play happened.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Actually, from what I understand, that was Dan Campbell. That was Dan Campbell yesterday. Every time the Vikings kept making big play, and every time that freaking J.J. McCarthy would run for a first down. Excuse me, you guys can't be running through here. That's good that you got that exclusive audio. It is. Nobody else has that.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Take that. 97 won the ticket. You ain't got nothing on us. We have exclusive audio that nobody else possesses. So that loss sucked. But it's onward and upward, hopefully. The division is, sadly, is wide open because the Bears won yesterday. Their game was epic.
Starting point is 00:49:38 This back and forth with them and the Bengals, it was 47 to 42. had the game won. The Bengals can score. They get an on-site kick. They score again. Joe Flacco throws for like 450 yards. It is a wild game that the Bears eventually won. So, as it stands now, the Bears are five and three. The lions are five and three. The Vikings have four wins. And the only thing that's got Green Bay in first place is a tie. So they are five, two, and one. But they lost to Carolina yesterday. My God. And the thing is Carolina has five wins. The world is wild. dogs and cats living together mass hysteria.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Good, ghost plus a reference. Thank you. The world is out of control in football right now. So, I mean, who knows? And then, of course, today people will bitch and say, well, I guess the lions prove they're not really Super Bowl contenders. Oh, really? Who is? Who is a Super Bowl contender?
Starting point is 00:50:30 Oh, the Bills, because they beat the Chiefs? The Bills always beat the Chiefs in the regular season. Then you know what happens? They go to the playoffs, and they lose to the Chiefs. So who are the Super? That's all they do. So please tell me who the Super Bowl? contenders are because I'm reading this that oh we we found out who the real lions are
Starting point is 00:50:46 there are a lot of teams like the lions that one week you look at them and say they're a juggernaut the next week you say oh they didn't look so hot there is not one dominant football team oh tell me about the colts how how they've solved it with daniel jones and the colts what did the colts do yesterday oh they got their asses whipped by pittsburg the same pittsburgh team that our friend casey roots for and casey last week before he decided to go on a two-day vacation, leave us without any guidance, by the way, with any supervision. Oh, so no belts, snaps this week? No belts. At least for the first couple days? That is positive.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Okay. So he goes, look, Pittsburgh's defense is terrible. We have no chance. And then what happens? They just shut down the most high-flying offense in the NFL, and they win that game yesterday. So who is going to the Super Bowl? Please enlighten me. So if you want to be ticked off that the Lions lost, you should be ticked off. The game sucked. You're coming off a buy. You should win that game at home. I mean, you're coming off a long buy week. You got all these opportunities and you lose to J.J. McCarthy. That sucks. However, I'm not writing them off and saying, oh, they're no longer a contender and oh, we're not going to do some deep dive into how they're not really
Starting point is 00:51:58 a contender. Because you can do that every week in every city, because every week in every city, some team that everybody thinks is a Super Bowl team ends up losing to someone who's not a Super Bowl team, and then the sky is falling. So I will not be doing that. Thank you. That said, the Red Wings are obviously winning the Stanley Cup because they won again yesterday. Oh, wow, good for them. They won again yesterday, so they are going to win the Stanley Cup. Not to overreact or anything like that, but it's pretty obvious that they are. Once again, exclusive audio of, this is actually audio of Dan Campbell again yesterday.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Excuse me, you guys can't be running through here. That's what he had to say to the Minnesota Vikings. I can't wait to my wife. Did we ever confirm if Lizzie? ever actually did hook up with somebody from the Minnesota Vikings? I thought she was dating a player on the gym. Was she? Because that's the truth hurts, right? Like, new man on
Starting point is 00:52:50 the Minnesota Vikings. Is it true that it's J.J. McCarthy? That, I don't know. Boy, she'd flatten his ass. She'd, like, he'd disappear under her. He would, yeah. He'd suffocate. I mean, he could be into it. He might be. You know what he'd be like, it'd be like in road trip. Yes, exactly. These are the underwear she gave
Starting point is 00:53:06 them to me. What did you skin a cheetah? Like, that's what that would be like. So, I don't know if the, That's what he's into or not. He might be. It could be. And I wonder if there's a better chance that Lizzo suffocate you now that she's lost a bunch of weight. It's just loose skin.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Is loose skin more dangerous than just being fat? I feel like it's a little bit safer. You think so? Yeah. I feel like you'll be able to get out of it a little bit better. You think so? But I mean, I don't know. I've never got with it.
Starting point is 00:53:32 I don't know the answer. So I guess we'll never know. But anyhow, that was sports, sort of. And look, oh, we still got to get to the story. I keep teasing. The road rage thing in Paul. We got to get the road rage pawpaw. He's a pawpaw, but he's in Pawpaw, and it's road rage.
Starting point is 00:53:48 We got all that coming up, so we got to do that. C.M. Punks here. Wow. The new champ. By God, C.M. Punks music. Got the tunnel on Saturday that main event. Woo! Like that, Oosso.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Yeah. Screw all you, Uses. All right, here's living color. The only thing we have to fear is these damn teenagers on our our law. You guys got to get off our property. Get out of here. You respect this flashlight of authority. All right. So, in Pawpaw up Nart, there was a road rage incident, okay? So there was a road rage incident involving an old gentleman and a lady. And we'll let the news outlet tell you all about it. The Van Buren County Sheriff says a pawpaw man got so enraged on the road.
Starting point is 00:54:39 He threatened a woman with a chainsaw. Yeah! Ah, now we're talking, brother. Yeah, he's a lumberjack, brother. Maybe that's what it was. Maybe he's a lumberjack. Ha ha. That's that little sinister laugh there.
Starting point is 00:55:01 That's that old man. All right, let's see here. Let's continue. I want to know how this whole thing broke down. That road rage incident started on 38th Avenue in Pawpaw and ended with a woman being punched. Punched near a gas station on M-43 in Glendale. Again, I'm not laughing at the fact that this lady got punched or maybe chased with a chainsaw.
Starting point is 00:55:21 But the order of events there is kind of funny. Like, well, a guy threatened her with a chainsaw. Then she got punched at a gas station. This guy is wild. News Channel 3 is Mackenzie Decker spoke with the sheriff today about the string of felonies. That driver now faces. Cutting off a vehicle, running them off the road. Now this particular individual is facing several felony charges.
Starting point is 00:55:42 on something that literally they could have both walked away from. When I hear of a guy with a chainsaw, it makes me think obviously of Texas chainsaw massac. But like, get that bitch, grandpa, get her. Get her, grandpa, get her. And then, like, this guy, like, chasing her. Or like the last scene of the original Texas chainsaw where she gets, Sally gets in the truck and drives away.
Starting point is 00:56:02 And she's, like, laughing maniacally. And he's out there just swinging the chainsaw. Like, that's this guy. She gets away, this old man's out. Ruh. Anyway, there we go. 68-year-old Leonard Yonkman of Pawpaw, facing several felony charges after Van Buren County Sheriff,
Starting point is 00:56:30 Dan Abbott says he attacked a woman during a road rage incident earlier this month. The sheriff says the woman had pulled out of her driveway, but deputies say as she kept driving down the road, Yonkman flew past her while pulling a trailer. To be fair, it sounds like she's a crappy driver. Is it just going too slow? I don't know. Let me rewind. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:56:51 You pulled out of the driveway. Let's see here, hold on. Earlier this month. The sheriff says the woman had pulled out of her driveway, but deputies say as she kept driving down the road, Yonkman flew past her while pulling a trailer, cutting her off and running her off the road. Okay, maybe he's done.
Starting point is 00:57:10 the bad driver. Boy, everything about this guy, old beau, this fellow from Paul Paul, he's a bad driver. He's got a chainsaw on him. It looks like Wilford Brimley. He does kind of, that's doing a disservice to Wilford Brimley. And I have diabetes. Eventually passing the vehicle
Starting point is 00:57:25 and getting out of her vehicle after she had stopped at an intersection there at Glendale, confronted the individual on what just took place. Abbott says the two were arguing back and forth when Yon pulled the chainsaw out of his truck. When the chainsaw wouldn't start, Have you ever seen?
Starting point is 00:57:42 That's what saved a day. I know, man. It's kind of like in any movie, like back to the future. So whenever, like the Libyan shoot Doc and they're about to shoot Marty and then click, like the gun doesn't work so he's able to escape. That's a classic movie moment where like the gun locks up. Nope, this is a chainsaw that doesn't work. So this old man's like pulling the chainsaw trying to start it. He can't get it started.
Starting point is 00:58:02 That gives her the opportunity to go. The sheriff says Youngman knocked the woman's cell phone out of her hand, stomping it into the pavement. then punched her in the stomach and grabbed her by the throat. This guy is just looking to beat up on somebody. It really just sounds like it's kind of like when you play GTA and have no mission and anything.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Yeah, you just boring. You just start punching. You put in the, let me put in the chainsaw code up, up, up, left up, okay, R2, R1, R2, R1. I'm going to hook up with a stripper in the back of a car. Then I'm going to go get out my chains. Gonna go punch a lady in the stomach
Starting point is 00:58:36 just because, you know, I'm going to do it There was a witness at a gas station, started yelling for him to stop. That was James. Hey, stop then. See the flashlight. Stop punching that lady in the stomach. You guys got to get off our property. The suspect ended up jumping back in his truck and taking off.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Out back in and drove away. It's GTA. When you think about it, it's GTA, pa, pa. Yeah. Tried to taken off, the witness was able to take a picture of a license plate for us. The sheriff says he doesn't seem any road rage attacks like this. But if you ever find yourself in that situation, call 911 and follow at a safe distance until law enforcement shows up. Never be aggressive with vehicles on a road like that.
Starting point is 00:59:35 You know, with what transpired there, it could have wound up a lot. worse. I bet in Pawpaw, they don't get a lot of this. Like, they very rarely get a guy that tries to chainsaw somebody in a road region. And they're like, call 911. Maybe what do you think she was doing when he knocked the phone out of her head and stomped on it? Now what? Now what's your answer? Yonkman is out of jail, but due back in court on Wednesday for a probable cause hearing. We'll be following along, keeping you updated both on air and online in Paw Paw, Mackenzie Decker, News Channel 3.
Starting point is 01:00:06 So there you go. So that's what happened in Pawpaw. So that woman got saved by the chainsaw, not starting. I know. Again, it would have been worse had this chainsaw started up. Or she could have, you know, just ran from the old man with a chainsaw. Like, look, I feel like you'd have a much better chance of surviving an old man with a chainsaw than like an old man with a gun or something.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Oh, yeah. That's the thing. It's like, I have a couple of beliefs about ways people die. You should never get hit by a train. It should be impossible to get hit by a train. It's a train. Don't get hit by a train. I had to take a defensive driving class once because I had some tickets when I was younger.
Starting point is 01:00:46 And all they did was sat you in a room. And they made you watch videos that were hosted by 1980 sitcom stars. Like, hello, it's me, the dad, from Family Ties. And I'm going to tell you about train track safety. I'm like, here's how you're safe around a train track. Don't be on a train track and you won't get hit by a train. Thank you, Alan. Yes, but that's what it was.
Starting point is 01:01:11 And so that's one of my core beliefs is you should never die getting hit by a train. It should not happen. Every time I hear about this, I'm like, how? And you should also never get killed by a chainsaw if you are awake and of sound mind. Nobody should be able to run you down and kill you with a chainsaw, especially an old man and pawpaw. A 68-year-old paupon man. A 68-year-old man and pawpaw. should never be able
Starting point is 01:01:38 to run you down with a chainsaw. Literally, all you would have had to have done is run. I feel like you could have outran the Paw-Paw man with the chainsaw. Maybe even just like a brisk walk. Could have got you right. I think so. And that would make it even worse. He'd really feel like a jerk. Like, he can't
Starting point is 01:01:54 catch you while you're mall walking. You're walking at, you know, the ladies at the mall at 7.30 pace. At a dead mall wearing a jogging suit, taking laughing. around the Wetzel's pretzels at the mall, and you should be able to outrun that guy. Holy hell, though.
Starting point is 01:02:12 The idea of GTA, Pawpaw just makes me happen. I know. Somebody needs to make that mod. I'd play it. Totally. He's just out there punching ladies in the stomach, chainsawing them. This is the only weapons is chainsaws and your fists. And, like, all the cars are, like, all the crappy, like, beat up.
Starting point is 01:02:29 Plunker cars. Yes. They're all on, like, bricks, all cinder blocks. Anyway, so we have to get somebody into the toolbox party We need to bring this guy to be signing at the toolbox party This guy knows how to you will the chainsaw He's going to sign your chainsaws for you The 68 year old pawpaw man is going to be signing chainsaws
Starting point is 01:02:50 At the toolbox party I bet you the chainsaw you win at our toolbox party will start Exactly when you try to start it up That's the key at all of them Yeah Yeah You want to think about back to the future back to that. The whole movie is just about things not starting on, like the car.
Starting point is 01:03:08 The car doesn't start and then he bangs his head on the steering wheel. Boom, it starts. The gun. The Libyans are about to shoot him. Boom. The guy has great fortune. Amazing fortune is all. Anyway, I guess we should find somebody that's going to go to the toolbox party. Let's see, what caller are we going to answer here? We're going to go here. Hello, Wheels. Who's this? This is Ann. Hi, Ann. How are you? I'm great if I want.
Starting point is 01:03:33 Well, I mean, well, I want you to be happy. But before we get into any of that, though, so, like, oh, boy. Tell me your story, Ann, tell me something about you. What do you do? What do I do? I'm an administrative assistant. To who? And don't ask me where.
Starting point is 01:03:49 Oh, I won't ask you. Oh, so she's probably like with the governor. That's Gretchen's administrative assistant is actually who that is. She's trying to get Gretchen into the toolbox party. Oh. She knows it's super elite. And she knows that, yeah, and she's making you do the dirty work to try to get her in isn't that right ann no no i won in oh i've been in it before i was in it once before i
Starting point is 01:04:11 won nothing i'm not surprised by any of that um let's see let's see here so here's what we're going to do for you and we're going to get you into the toolbox party because you're wonderful oh thank you is there any particular prize that you really got your eyes on um or your heart set on i really like that e-bike Yeah, a lot of people like these e-bikes. You take me for riding in that e-bike, Ann, if you win? I've never, what'd you say? You can take me for a ride on that e-bike if you win?
Starting point is 01:04:41 Well, yeah, James. There you go, James. She can get in. James has no problem riding bitch on your e-bike all day. Maybe get a side car for the e-bike. Oh, yeah, do you make an e-bike sidecar? Oh, God, that would be, if you put on some goggles? Yeah, that looks sweet.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Oh, God. All right, hold on, Ann. Let me put you on hold and get your info. All right, so that'd be killer. Yeah. God, a side car on an e-bike? I'll use my flash. Did you guide the way?
Starting point is 01:05:06 Because in my mind we're driving it at night. I don't know why. When I think of a flashlight and guiding the way and looking for people, I think of the guy in the boat in Titanic looking for survivors. Just blowing the whistle. Like, she's out and the blowing, Hello! Is anybody alive?
Starting point is 01:05:22 Speaking of, speaking of shipwrecks, we're just days away from the anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Oh, yeah. I'm excited. Look, I told you, it's like my one, I say my one old white guy thing. Literally, I just told you I wanted to go cry to Neil Diamond movie. So obviously I have many old white guy things about me.
Starting point is 01:05:40 I think somebody sent us a link to a documentary on that. The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald? Yeah. Boy, I can't wait for this. I'm looking forward to it. So this is going to be really great. Rec of the Edmund Fitzgerald. It's going down.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Anniversary, 50 years. Let's go. Yes. Back when men used to write songs that had a story. It wasn't just about a story song. This song was the number two song in the country one week in 1977 or whatever it was. On the big lake they call Gitschigumi. I had no idea this happened right around here.
Starting point is 01:06:21 I say right around here. It was in the area. No, it wasn't. It was in the area, wasn't it? Isn't it Lake Superior? I don't know. I need to watch more of the documentaries. I need to listen to the song more
Starting point is 01:06:33 Educate yourself first And then you come and criticize what I'm saying I'm pretty sure it happened in Lake Superior Boy, the gales of November came early And then God, I'd tell you. Yeah, see, Great Lakes Trader They sank in Lake Superior November 10th, 1975
Starting point is 01:07:00 In the general area I mean, you got the right state Right Lake state I win And later that night When the ship still ring You'd be the north wind Big and feeling
Starting point is 01:07:14 Number two song in the country right there A story song about a boat that sank Enjoy that song, Ann, while you're sitting on a whole There you go, Anne's like, you know I got other things to Administrative Assistant here I need to assist and be an assistant administratively And I'm sitting here having to listen to the record
Starting point is 01:07:30 of the Edmund Fitzgerald. I'm trying to get to work. I'm going to Tim Hortons to get myself a muffin and a coffee. I'm just trying to get to work here. He's that double double to get started. And here I am having to listen to the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald while I'm on hold. Anyway, now you know. I don't know what you know, but you know something. Hold on a second. Let me see you here. Hey, Ann? Yes. Do you like Gordon Lightfoot? No. Okay, go back on hold then. Goodbye. This show, 106.7 WLLLZ. Detroit's Wheels.
Starting point is 01:08:06 106.7, Detroit's Wheels, Josh in his shoe. It is Josh and James today. Here's a fun story for you. A Lee County teacher, so this is in Florida. This is a teacher in Florida, this is great. A teacher at Island Coast High School in Cape Coral showed up to work high on cocaine. Okay, cool, whatever. good teacher there she shows up high on cocaine you know why not what are you going to do okay so she shows
Starting point is 01:08:35 up high on cocaine acunia acunia is her name nuria acunia also allegedly allowed students to vape during class and even let them use her personal vape device oh wow she's a cool teacher she also this is actually my favorite part she's also accused of selling snacks and drinks to students. Oh, that's pretty brilliant. I know. Here, yes, use my vape with yourself the munchies and why don't you step into my drawer here? She opens up her coat and she's got a bunch of like funions and Doritos. Doritos? Cool ranch. Oh, you've seen somebody wants something sweet. Well, I've got kettle corn. Kettle corn right here. Who wants kettle corn? Oh, you're thirsty? You got some cotton out there? Somebody looks like they could use a Gatorade. Step into my office.
Starting point is 01:09:29 but yeah teachers man they rule she also accepts cash app Venmo and cash she pulls that she puts the little adapter on her phone that allows to swipe a card okay go ahead run your card it's going to be a fun day
Starting point is 01:09:45 today class anybody who needs to hit my vape come on up hit it come on that day don't bogart my vape though she's been suspended without pay and the school board will decide next week if she'll be terminated
Starting point is 01:09:58 how how do you keep your job how how how like how is that not like a fired on the spot you're a teacher and you're giving vapes to kids it's that teacher's union must be a strong one down there in florida must be a hell of a teacher's union that's strong is better than that radio media union i was in in philadelphia jeez they're like we'll get all your money when you get fired then when i got fired they're like you get two weeks you settle down your first offer yeah dicks the teachers union down there like i wonder what they're their argument is. Because again, she's high on cocaine. She's vaping. She's letting the students use her vape. It's such a toxic workplace. You need to do all these things to survive. That's true.
Starting point is 01:10:43 She feels a lot of pressure because they're underpaid. There was more support from the administration and creating a less toxic work environment. She wouldn't have to show up high in cocaine. Boy, you could work for the teachers. I could. She's taking all of her little money. she makes as a teacher already and using it to purchase cocaine. And vapes.
Starting point is 01:11:03 But she's also probably got like a Costco membership, so she's going and buying bulk snacks. She can supply the kids with snacks. She can sell them and make cash. And if we were paying her enough money, she wouldn't need to sell the snacks to the kids. Have you seen the, like, there's reels and Instagram videos where they show like, this is how I make an extra $1,000
Starting point is 01:11:22 a month or whatever. Then they like go to the store and buy a bunch of funnions and then mark them up or whatever and sell them. that's how I that's my side hustle everybody likes to talk about their side hustle well in order to have that side hustle you need money for the vending machine and then you need somebody to give you permission to put the vending machine in a high traffic area exactly there's a heck of a lot more to it this easy side hustle stuff trust me I've looked into it like my favorite side hustle videos are the ones where like dudes like paint someone's garage or something they're like so what I do here's my side hustle so I go out and I watch this video on how to paint garage doors and then I paint it and I make
Starting point is 01:11:57 money like it can't be that easy i don't i don't believe it is it is for this woman for nuria acunia at island coast high school you got the kids she's a hand in her vape out so she's getting these kids high giving them the munchies and making them get that cotton mall so they need to eat and drink yeah and she's also got a captive audience that's key i mean it's like she's got it for 45 minutes the audience isn't going to grow i guess it would because when they leave you bring on the next the new yeah see that's it really if i were going to run a snack business i would do it in a classroom because you get a new clientele every hour seven hours times like 30 something new students it's over 200 new students a day and you're getting them high so you know what she's brilliant
Starting point is 01:12:39 you know what you need johnny you hit this vape yeah exactly and then you need these funions yeah oh you're hungry i got your favorite and again they are still determining whether or not she's going to be fired i mean she's got to be yes like i would assume but i'm going to need update on this, because I'm going to need to find out if she actually does get fired or not. All right, Josh and his show. We got to wait for Cody to get here to get her side of the story.
Starting point is 01:13:05 She'll be rolling in as it relates to the get off my property of it all, so we'll talk with her. 106.7 Detroit's wheels, Josh in his show. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Kurt. Thank you. So there was
Starting point is 01:13:20 a big to do at the Campbell household over the weekend with kids and partying and guns and drugs and booze probably and the cops and some guy in a stalled drug. A lot of probably's there. Yeah, and of course this. Excuse me, you guys
Starting point is 01:13:36 can't be running through here. You guys gotta get off our property. My wife. I can't get enough of it. It brings me all the joy. But anywho. Is this the right audio?
Starting point is 01:13:52 That was my Neil. Thank you. I got belongs to you, don't. You're my August night by September Mourne. You're my heartlight. You're my crackling rosy. Boy, that movie's going to go so hard. So hard. No, here's my audio. Hold on. You guys got to get off our property. I was ragging the shotgun.
Starting point is 01:14:12 She's like granny over here. You guys got to get off our property. I mean, if that was the case, I wouldn't have went and got my flashlight. I would have just stayed in the house. No, you'd have been taken care of, I think so. I would just stay in the house. If you haven't seen the video, go to the Josh In a Show Facebook page. and watch it's a ring doorbell video so it's authentic it's not like when people film themselves doing something and you know that it's fake like this is ring doorbell footage of james's wife cody she goes out there wrapped in like a shawl she got her big blanket excuse me excuse me you guys got to get off our property and then james has to do what dudes have to do once a ladies decided there's an issue you have to go out and like tend to it so you get a flashlight out on these people my wife
Starting point is 01:14:56 weapon of authority. So Cody will be here in a little bit and she can give her side of this story and this audio, which is going to go down, is arguably the best audio in the history of this short-lived radio show. Excuse me. You guys can't be right through here. You guys got to get off our property. You just hear the kids like laughing and screaming. And look, we've had some great audio in like the month plus we've been doing this. You got you got some pants on a cop officer? I mean, we've had some classic stuff on here you almost need to make a poll of like what audio we've had that's the best a dangerous person eh well that was all those people on your lawn a dangerous person hey
Starting point is 01:15:38 you are a dangerous person get out of here you sons of bitches get out of here excuse me you guys can't be right through here you guys gotta get off our property She's trying to be so polite, but also, like, stern at the same time. Your kids are going to, how do you think your kids are going to fare with Cody? Do you think that, like, do you think she's going to be easy on them? Or, like, do you think that, like, she'll give him a little bit of a little sandwich if she needs to. I think if it's deserved, she'll give him a little.
Starting point is 01:16:10 A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Because with our three-year-old, he's starting to act up a little bit, and I can hear her. She's getting a little over it. So she's not going to be as calm as she was with all these kids running. She'll probably be calm, but it'll still have some meaning behind it, if that makes sense. Gotcha. I'm interested to hear her side of the story. So go check out the video on the Josh Ennis show Facebook page.
Starting point is 01:16:34 And we'll talk with Cody and we'll play more rock and roll and we'll get somebody else into the toolbox party. How about that? Stay there. Josh In his show. 106.7, W-LLZ. Detroit's Wheels. 106.7 Detroit's Wheels. Josh in his show, it's Josh and James and Cody is here. Cody is James's wife. She's also the person in control of all these prizes
Starting point is 01:16:55 that you people call for all the time, you monsters. So anytime somebody calls and wants something, it goes through her. So, hello, Cody. How's it going, guys? Great, because you have supplied us with the greatest content today, and it's brought me so much joy. So anybody who's
Starting point is 01:17:11 missing the smile on his face as you saw you in the blanket. So if you haven't heard, there was a great a great incident that happened at the Campbell House where there was like a party like some huge high school like raging party yeah car in the swimming pool
Starting point is 01:17:31 houses on fire type of party here and the cops showed up so there's kids running everywhere they're running across the yard they're trying to escape it's the Grinch scatter okay I can't get an MIP my dad will kill me so on your ring doorbell camera there's footage of this and we have posted this footage, but also there's
Starting point is 01:17:50 audio on this ring doorbell. Oh, yeah. And this is the audio of Cody going out in her blanket to try to calm things down. Excuse me, you guys can't be running through here. You guys gotta get off our property. That's the line right there.
Starting point is 01:18:11 You guys got to get off my property. Get off our property. There's such a better line that I wish the camera would have picked up with me and another girl but oh really you had an altercation so there's this one girl she ran by and she just had going oh i am so irritated right now i am irritated right now i like to i go how do you think i feel right now oh you actually had a bit of a conversation i didn't even hear that oh i had multiple conversations one girl asked if she could log into our Wi-Fi to get a ride i'm like just go back there the Wi-Fi doesn't work out here i try to
Starting point is 01:18:49 do it on my phone all the time. You're not drunk. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Some kid has the nerve to run for the house party and then ask for our Wi-Fi password? Yes. I would have lost my crap on them.
Starting point is 01:19:05 You guys got to get off our property. Get off the property. No, I'm not giving you the Wi-Fi password. She was very nice. I got slutty teen white girls. Claiming somebody claimed they had a gun. That's why everybody's running across our lawn. I'm like, you get.
Starting point is 01:19:25 Get, shoe. You guys got to get off our property. It came and asked for the Wi-Fi password. But do you think it's normal? Hundreds of high school kids in my front yard is normal. Hiding under our bedroom window. Yes, midnight. Get away from my generator.
Starting point is 01:19:43 You have to be. We haven't paid it off yet. 10 years of debt on that son of a bitch I get off our property I've no idea they came and asked Oh my God But my favorite though is Put it a meltdown
Starting point is 01:19:59 So you do the typical woman thing Where you got to go out there and figure out what's going on You're in your blanket And then that puts an undue Like responsibility on the dude To have to go do something So that he does Yeah that's how women were
Starting point is 01:20:11 Because I found out what was going on An hour before this even happens I went down the streets When the car broke down I have a police scanner at home And I was listening I knew something was going to It could be an app on her phone
Starting point is 01:20:25 Neighborhood watch See it all started because our three-year-old Would not go to bed Because of all the cars Turning around in our driveway He's a car My car My car
Starting point is 01:20:35 Hormin, go to bed My God God! I need to smoke some pot Go to bed please And knowing it's daylight savings Time I'm going to be up at 5 o'clock the next day with both kids because they're not going to sleep and as I'm walking out there
Starting point is 01:20:49 a car breaks down in my driveway and I come in the house and I walk around the neighbor's drive because I'm like I'm not even dealing with it. I walk in the house and James goes he's like so what's going on. I'm like well there's a car broken down in the driveway and a party going on four doors down but the one golden gleam of everything that made this amazing is there's a real piece of work who lives on my street and the party was happening directly across the street from his house and he was home he's usually the one we're calling the cops not the unruly high school teens so the best part of this video and you guys have to check out
Starting point is 01:21:31 the video on the josh and his show facebook is then james has to do the man thing and go out because you can't just sit there on your ass while this is happening sitting watching the window then all of a sudden cody's like oh no they ain't and then walks out what is she going What am I supposed to do? Just stay here? Listen. I got to help, but I need a weapon of authority.
Starting point is 01:21:51 He knows what he signed up for when he married me. Yep. Because there has been numerous instances where I have started things and I will finish them. I don't need him to finish it. But he has asked me to not get involved and then screwed himself. Oh, yeah. You're talking about the Deptones fight? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:09 Yeah. I got a warning before. I went to the show as well as his friend that said do not fight with anybody do not do this do not do that so me and his friend stayed in the back guess who got into a fight and needed backup and had nobody
Starting point is 01:22:26 who are you guys she was saying some guys trying to box me out from getting a shot I had to push him around and he was going to start to the fight thank God my friend Dave Donald was here to save the day oh god so okay but anyways back to the flashlight
Starting point is 01:22:43 so you look for a weapon of a authority as you put it so you grabbed a flashlight like a big maglite like a big metal title but it's really it's a small one it's two inches long but it's very bright it's very powerful it's a very powerful it's a very powerful it's two inches yes it's not the size story of his life oh thanks so you go out there though and the best you just start flashing it around it's amazing that it just makes people run yes a flashlight really makes people run it literally just shine in their face and point and they knew, that's where they need to go. James was at the end of the night going, well,
Starting point is 01:23:21 I'm glad they're all getting poison ivy. Oh, yeah, they're crawling through our property. There's poison ivy everywhere. Trust me, I learned that the hard way. Especially when I'm looking at the security camera, I see the guy climbing around behind our generator underneath our bedroom window. I'm like, oh, he's got poison ivy. Enjoy that, itch.
Starting point is 01:23:40 You guys got to get off our property. There you go. The racket and the shotgun. Yeah, I'm just like, I don't know where is she going. I don't know what it was going. I can't make her out there by yourself. The lady who came to help the Uber driver, she's like, what are you doing over here?
Starting point is 01:23:58 He's like, I don't know. They just needed to be dropped off. Apparently there's a party. She's like, I couldn't even get down the street to help you. So many cars. It was madness in the neighborhood. Oh, God, that's phenomenal. What a time.
Starting point is 01:24:11 I can't believe they came and asked you for the Wi-Fi. They did. Look, are you kidding? You little bitch No you can't hit the Wi-Fi password Hey can I use your bathroom Did you need some snacks too You want some left over Halloween candy while we're here
Starting point is 01:24:27 My God Yeah I was dealing with a whole bunch of stuff while you were Well I was chewing the kids out of the dark corners of the property With my flashlight You should have gotten a hose There you go get the hose on them It would be the next step Then I would have to watch where I'm walking
Starting point is 01:24:44 because there's so much poised and ivy back there. And you would have lost it all of them. All right, there you have it. What a story. What a night you guys had. A beautiful night you had. All right, let's play some rock and roll. It's Europe.
Starting point is 01:24:58 We are a 106.7 Detroit's Wheels. That is Europe. I am Josh. He is James. This Josh in his show. Hello. If you ever need security for your high school party, James will handle it for you. He got my flashlight.
Starting point is 01:25:11 He comes with his own flashlight and he's good to go. It's only two inches, but it gets the job done. It gets the job done, and that's all that matters. All right, here's what we need to do. We need to get a winner here. We need to get somebody for the toolbox party. I'm looking at some texts from the other day. This is obviously late, but I'm just looking at some old texts.
Starting point is 01:25:35 Josh, good morning, Josh and James. I was wondering if you could play some Halloween tunes tomorrow morning, since radio stations don't play, but they are ready for Christmas music. uh that's jason he's a huge fan of the show uh i think there was some Halloween music that played on friday yeah i know i heard uh one point the monster much oh dear um and that we are about to hit christmas music right i think wn i see is about to start playing christmas music in a couple days yeah they got a big foot coming up i believe yeah they got to flip the switch and everything how do you feel about christmas music um all my years of retail it's kind of giving me a hatred of it
Starting point is 01:26:10 Do you have any, like, what is your least favorite of the Christmas song? My least favorite, like, I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Okay, that one annoys me. I'm sure if I heard some more, I could point them out, but the hippopotamus for Christmas is definitely one. That is not a good song, obviously. I really hate the Bruce Springsteen Santa Claus is coming to town, but I just really hate Bruce Springsteen. I don't mind that one. I don't like that one.
Starting point is 01:26:40 Now, there are some I really like. Like, people debate whether or not this is a Christmas song or not. But I really enjoy same old laying sign by Dan Fogelberg. But some people debate it because it really takes place on, actually, no, it takes place on Christmas Eve. Right? So it is a Christmas song. It's about a dude who like meets up, like, sees his old girlfriend from high school or whatever. And they meet up and they damn near hook up while drinking beer in his car.
Starting point is 01:27:03 But then they don't hook up. And I think they did kiss at one point. But then it was over. Oh. And because they both have other people. in their lives. It's a very nice Christmas tale there. It really is, though.
Starting point is 01:27:13 It's a great song. That is probably my favorite, or my other favorite Christmas song is it doesn't have to be that way by Jim Crocey because I'm a big Jim Crocey guy. So there. But there are a lot of bad Christmas songs. Oh, absolutely. So, I mean, I don't know what to tell you. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 01:27:30 Let me try this one. Here we go. Same old lang sign. This is a jam. Okay, let's see. I'm trying to get ahead of the NIC. Hey, take that. Jay Towers, I've already flipped this station at Christmas music.
Starting point is 01:27:44 We should do that. Casey's not here tomorrow? Yeah, we should just play Christmas music all morning. He's not here. So what's he going to do? Like, we're the official, just see everybody's heads explode. Big Dan Fogelberg guy here. This is definitely not one I've heard.
Starting point is 01:28:10 One of these days, I'll have to do a full-on breakdown of the song for you. My wife hates this song. She's like, everything about this song is stupid. You're a big story song guy. I like stories. This is another story in the song. It is a five-minute story song. And we laughed until we cried.
Starting point is 01:28:29 That's the part that really sets my wife off. She's like, no woman is going to spill everything in her purse and be like, ah, that's hysterical. My wife takes things too literally. She's too bitchy for beauty. She's too bitchy for beautiful things Like same old lang sign But it's a good tune Used to hear it on Delilah all the time
Starting point is 01:28:47 Was Delilah on in Detroit? I don't think so You guys didn't have Delilah? God Delilah was good She was on at night She just played love songs Oh we had Alan Allman Pillow talk
Starting point is 01:29:00 Oh boy Yes But Delilah was like this big national lady And she was like on She was everywhere And she would play like songs like this and stuff at Christmas time and then I'd sit in the car and cry
Starting point is 01:29:12 because that's what I do at Christmas time when I hear this song. Anyway, so maybe later in the week we'll do a breakdown of Christmas music because WNIC is flipping. Or we really do just, we don't tell anybody, although I'm playing it. Just tomorrow morning, 6 o'clock
Starting point is 01:29:29 we just, and we don't make any mention of it. We're like, wait, well, our weeklies, we're way up. We're way, what happened? Man, our radians are way up. What did you guys do on it? You must be taken on. I knew it would take off. What happened on November 4th? We did funny things.
Starting point is 01:29:44 Yeah, we were just really funny. And had nothing to do with simply having a wonderful Christmas time. That's one of my favorites. It is? Yeah. Oh, dear. I know. Everybody hates it, but that's one of my favorites.
Starting point is 01:29:54 There's so much nostalgia tied to that. I don't know why. I mean, because they're all nostalgic, right? I mean, it's, oh, you know what I like, do they know it's Christmas. I'm a big band-aid guy, so I like the, I like do they know. I felt the celebrities. Yeah, I like that one. A lot of people hate that one, too, but I don't.
Starting point is 01:30:09 I dig it. Boy, Chris, it's wild that it's already November. Oh, I know. I'm shocking, I know. It's like, wow, breaking news, it's November. But hey, this toolbox party winner better have a Christmas carol that they like. Oh, yeah, I agree. Let's see what we got here.
Starting point is 01:30:23 Who's on the phone? Wheels, who's this? This is Joe. Hi, Joe. What's going on, buddy? Not much. Cool. Working out here in Plymouth.
Starting point is 01:30:35 Oh, dude, Plymouth is great. What are you doing out in Plymouth? I'm doing a remodel Oh boy Plymouth is I love Plymouth A little downtown in Plymouth is wonderful It's a cute little place
Starting point is 01:30:46 Yeah absolutely Yeah it's beautiful down here And apparently the sidewalks are heated in Plymouth From what I understand I don't know if I think it's Plymouth Where like in downtown The sidewalks are somehow heated So like the snow doesn't stick or something like that
Starting point is 01:31:00 Well aren't they fancy I know they're really fancy They don't do that in Haisal Park No no no You're lucky if there's a sidewalk in Aisle Park I know. They don't put the NARcan container there. It's not heated. Anyway, hey, Joe, you want to go to the toolbox party, brother? Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:31:20 Awesome, man. Well, let me do this. I'll put you on hold and I'll get your info, but you'll be going to the toolbox party, all right? All right. Awesome. Thank you. You bet. Thank you, brother. But, yeah, so, like, in Hazel Park, I'll be walking my dog. And my wife gets so concerned that he's going to, like, eat, like, pot or something. because the streets are covered with, I mean, really, we're being honest. I like Hazel Park, a lot of crap on the streets. So anytime he starts sniffing something, she's like, oh, God, he's going to end up eating pot or like a something and he's going to die. And then right over by the barbershop I go to, there's an old, what looks like an old newspaper contraption.
Starting point is 01:31:54 So you put in a quarter, open the door, and there's the paper. But it's for Narcan. So Hazel Park, come on down. It is not like that in Plymouth. In my experience in Plymouth, there is no Narkhan in Plymouth. I repeat, like, what's Narkand? Oh, absolutely they are. There's nobody hooked on smack over in Plymouth.
Starting point is 01:32:16 But Plymouth is great. That's one of the things I love about this area is the great little downtowns, little towns. You know, you go to like, I think that Royal Oak is fine, but like I really enjoy Berkeley. I think Berkeley is great. I think Rochester is great. I think Plymouth is great. There's just a lot of great, Claussen is great.
Starting point is 01:32:36 There's a lot of cute little areas because I just walk my dog everywhere. That's what we do. Like, I mean, I don't want to walk him around Hazel Park all the time. And he doesn't either. So I take him to various places. And that's how we kind of learn the area.
Starting point is 01:32:46 And there are some beautiful little towns in there that are great with little breweries and restaurants and bars. And they're wonderful. So not that you didn't know that. You live here. But anyway, there you go. So I got to get Joe's information.
Starting point is 01:32:57 And we will play more rock coming up. This is the Josh In his show. 106.7 W-L-L-Z. Detroit's Reels. Nine-inch nails. That is closer. I am Josh. He is James.
Starting point is 01:33:11 This is the Josh Innes show. We're about to get out of here. How about that? We're going. We got to go. That's another one in the can, though, for you guys. If you miss any of it, you can listen to the podcast. I know that some people ask about that.
Starting point is 01:33:22 They say, hey, do you kids have a podcast of this? And we say, yeah, because we're modern. We're thoroughly modern. Are you anybody if you don't have a podcast? Correct. So you've got to check out the podcast on, the iHeart radio app or at 1067 what the hell is our website 1067wLZ dot com sometimes i forget if it's detroit's wheels
Starting point is 01:33:40 dot com 1067w lLZ dot com is actually where you can go to check all that out that would be lovely if you would follow the show on facebook and the station on Facebook we always share the link every day once the podcast is edited and posted and ready to go and of course our facebook page not to brag already has over a thousand followers so we're kind of the huge deal. Over 1,000. And make sure you tell your friends about it. Tell all your friends that you listen to this radio
Starting point is 01:34:08 show because you enjoy it and we're fun and we seem like just righteous dudes. So make sure you do that. Anywho, you know what I just noticed? Can you hear them outside? Chuckling it up out there. And I don't know if people can hear that on the air and I doubt they can. But now
Starting point is 01:34:24 I get it. So Mojo bitches all the time about people being loud and bleeding into the studio and I'm like, what a diva. Now you're getting in a diva moment right now. I'm hearing it and I'm like, I'm distracted by the cackling of your wife. Yeah, well, your wife's cackle is distracting. But anyway, it doesn't matter because nobody can hear it.
Starting point is 01:34:43 But I did hear it. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't having a stroke or something. Nope, no, no, you're a sound as far as I can tell, sound health. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. All right, so I think Rob is out today because he's having some sort of technical issue. So I think my wife is about to be on the radio. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:34:59 I know, like last minute thing here, but I think. I thought maybe Rob was at that high school party, and he's in jail. He was like the weed plug there. As it turns out, Rob was the one that was asking to use the Wi-Fi. No, Rob! Damn it, Rob, I told you. But my wife is about to be on the radio. Your wife was just on the radio, and my wife is about to be on the radio.
Starting point is 01:35:21 We turn it into a family thing. It really is. We're like a family band. We travel at the countryside together singing our tales and singing our stories. Yeah, telling tales and singing songs. All right, so Gilly is actually coming up next. She will have you for the day until the dock gets here. And they'll have more opportunities for you to get into the toolbox party and everything else.
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