The Josh Innes Show - Male Cheerleaders With Be The Death Of Southern Football!!

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

First off, Sydney Sweeney says she allowed her bath water to be used for soap because it's fun. She says people are too serious. She's correct. Tommy Tuberville, decent college coach and current senator, thinks male cheerleaders will kill the NFL in the South. He rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Call 1866-531-2,600. Or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Well, hello, friends. Welcome in, all up, Venice, about 10 minutes away from 5 o'clock this morning. For whatever reason, I had a hard time getting up today, and I slept more than I've slept at all since I started doing this morning stuff. I got almost six hours of sleep last night, and I had a hard time getting out of bed. I don't know why. Just kind of where I am today. So let me give you a headline here. Headline reads, Sidney Sweeney addresses bathwater bliss soap backlash. Let's get into this because it kind of leads into something else because, you know, there's something about not taking things too seriously that some of our political friends don't understand.

So we will get into that after these words. Let's talk about Sidney's Sweeney's soap. In an interview with the Wall Street Journal, the actresses, said, quote, I wanted to create something playful and unique for my fans. It's meant to be for fun, not to be taken seriously. The soap, which contains bathwater from a prior ad shoot, sparked accusation of sexist marketing. Quote, I hear the feedback and understand some people are uncomfortable, Sweeney added. My intention was never to offend anyone.

This is a lighthearted stunt celebrating creativity and connection with my audience. Despite the backlash, the product sold out quickly, and Sweeney Express Gratessen. to her fan support, quote, I appreciate everyone who enjoys the humor behind it. Now, there's an important line in here, and that line is, I wanted to create something playful and unique for my fans. It's meant to be fun, not taken too seriously. The big thing is not taking things too seriously. And what I've learned here is that our political friends on either side of the spectrum have a very difficult time not taking things too seriously. Everything is taken far too seriously.

And you know who's been taking things really seriously lately? Is the fuck your feelings crowd? Is the snowflakes? You're all snowflakes. Liberals are snowflakes crowd. It's your hardcore right-wing people who've been taking things very seriously. And your hardcore right-wing people who are all up in their feelings. And it's your hardcore right-wing people who do things.

that your feelings matter apparently at least if it's their feelings because they're hurt what are they heard about what are they not heard about according to my social media oh we've got the dude cheerleaders ah that's right the dude cheerleaders have them worked up it's as if these people just discovered that there are dude cheerleaders across the board some of them are in high school some of them are in college some of them are pros but there are pro cheerleaders Our latest right-wing person who is part of the right-wing grift, there are grifts across the board, by the way. Don't make any mistakes. If I'm criticizing right-wing people, it is not to elevate the left-wing people.

You're fucking psychos, too. But here's the story. Tommy Tuberville, the former coach at Auburn, sounds alarm as Vikings' male cheerleader sparked debate on social media. Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama weighed in on the conversation about the Minnesota Viking male cheerleaders. Why is this just now a topic? Like, why are these people just now learning that there are male cheerleaders in the NFL? And more importantly, why the hell do they care? Why do you care? Why does it matter to you that there is a dude cheerleader? Like, is it truly a situation where the only place you can see hot pieces of ass or in a football game?

By the way, who the hell can even see cheerleaders for 99% of the game? You're a a fucking way. You can't even see them. The only time you see them is when they're on the big video board and you can't just dismiss the cheerleader that's a dude and look at the tits and ass jiggling. You are whiny, cunty fucking people. The Vikings squad was the topic of conversation since the start of the preseason. Blaise Sheik and Louis Con drew the ire of NFL fans on social media. But why now? That's my question. Why this moment? Why now? This is not the first time this has happened. I think somewhere in the neighborhood of 9, 10, 11, 12 teams

in the league have them. The Saints have a bunch of them. Like, who gives a shit? Like, that's my problem. It's for all the people, the right-wing people that bitch about how left-wing people focus on nothing but race and all this other shit, all you

people focus on is dumb shit like this that doesn't matter. The Clay Travis's and the out kicks and the Jason Whitlocks and all the other people who a hammering. Look, this is so stupid that Tommy Laren, who is just like deliberately snarky, right-wing bitch, like, Tommy Laren is like, why the fuck do you care? Like, it's gotten to the point that these political grifters, those who like have any sort of soul or any sort of

conscious are like, yeah, this is fucking stupid. Like, you almost see like something going off in these people where they're like, this is not why I got into this grift. I got into this grift for other reasons, but I did not get into this grift to bitch about male cheerleaders. That's a, like, I got into this grift to drain the swamp. I got into this grift to do other things. I didn't get into this grift to spend days on end bitching about dude cheerleaders and Cracker Barrel, which, oh, by the way, is another thing because Cracker Barrel unveiled their new logo yesterday, and that is another opportunity for your right-wing grifter types

to be upset because a restaurant that I'm going to guess many of them don't even go to, because they're not 90? I'm going to guess that most of them never sit their fat asses down inside Cracker Barrel. Yet somehow Cracker Barrel represents some sort of old-timey, what's the word I'm looking for? Vision of what the world could be like had the South won the slavery and had South won the Civil War. And I'm exaggerating there because I go to Cracker Barrel a lot. When I sit in Cracker Barrel, I don't sit there and go, hey, you know what? This must be what it felt like if the South would have won.

but like I like Cracker Barrel. Food's pretty good. I eat there a couple times a year maybe. Okay, cool. These people have lost their fucking minds over it and the grift is out of control. And again, people like Demir and my buddies that listen to this show that are psychos on the other side, you're not absolved from anything. I want anyone who listens to this know when I'm ripping one side on this thing, that doesn't mean I'm elevating your side. Your psychos too. You know, what was the line from Bill O'Brien when he yelled at the fan in the stand? You see. suck too, motherfucker. Fuck you. You fall into the category as well. None of you are safe and I'm sure I'll find something to rip you for later. But when I read this type of shit, I'm like, is this what we're focusing on here? Is this what we're looking at? We're pissed off about dude cheerleaders and fucking cracker barrel. But let's get into this story. What does Tommy Tuberville have to say? Tuberville appeared on Outkicks Hot Mike on Tuesday. No way. Quote, I would like to ask the ownership of the NFL and the commissioner, what the hell are you doing? You've got the number one sport on the planet in terms of people watching it.

Your business is growing. It's getting better and better. There's some ways you've tried to attack it over the last 10 to 15 years, but you've been able to withstand that. But if you're going to be woke and you're going to try to take the men out of men's sports, which is what you're doing. They're trying to take gender and say, okay, we're going to make it more about gender than we are about masculinity. then you're going to have a huge problem. It's coming. Tuberville warned that fans may stop buying tickets to games if male cheerleaders become more prevalent. Quote, you can see Minnesota doing it.

They're one of the blue states. We've lost them. They're more about socialism and all the things that go on with that. And it's about 150 genders. At the end of the day, I hope to God it doesn't come south to Atlanta or Texas or to Dallas or to some of our NFL teams because you'll lose it. It's already fucking there. What are you talking about?

You fucking dip shit. New Orleans is as south as south gets. It is as south as south gets. And you're like, hey, I sure hope that shit doesn't come south down here to Atlanta or some of other cities. Oh, you mean southern cities like Nashville? You mean southern cities like Tampa? You mean southern cities like New Orleans or Carolins? That would be what, Charlotte, North Carolina?

Man, I sure hope it doesn't come down here because they're going to lose those folks. Listen, we can survive the black quarterback strangling and electrocuting the dogs down here in the south. We can handle that. We can handle some shit down here. One thing we can handle is some fucking gay dude shaking his cock on the field for two minutes. That we can't handle. Look, I can tolerate a lot of shit in our part of the country. But what's going to happen with the NFL is, look, Ray Rice beat the shit out of his girlfriend in that elevator.

and we came back. Look, she might have just been a mouthy piece of shit that had it coming, okay? But you put a gay, twinkie motherfucker shaking his dong in front of people. That's it. You're going to lose us. I forgot that, you know, New Orleans fought for the fucking union in the Civil War. I must have missed that one. People will actually quit buying tickets because this is the narrative they're trying to push.

This is not just about a couple of people being men cheerleaders. It's about pushing a narrative that you want to put gender into sports and let everyone know we're trying to show, hey, we're going to take masculinity out of it a little bit, and that's not going to happen in the South. You are a fucking moron. Like, did somebody not, like, did somebody not prep you on this? Do you not have somebody in your group of people? Is there somebody there that's not like, hey, Tommy, before you go on this random show that nobody listens to on Outkick, Like before you get into that, just make sure you know that if you're going to say the down in the south, that shit ain't going to work.

And that before you know that, I just want you to know that teams in Nashville, New Orleans, Tampa and cities that could be southern cities like Indianapolis, Charlotte, they all already have them. They all already have them. So, I mean, if we're going down south with that, then it's over. I think the Saints could field a football team with the number of dude cheerleaders they have. I think I read that somewhere about the Saints, that they have like 10 male cheerleaders or something. And that's not me telling you I want to look at male cheerleaders. Like, that's the other, like, weird dipshit right-wing response I got from people when I talk about this on Twitter. Like, were you fucking gay?

Yeah, you like a little light in the loaver, huh? Like, no, I just don't give a shit. It's something that's been happening for a long time. Who cares? I don't view them as putting male cheerleaders in there and go, I don't view that as some sort of, hey, everybody, guess what? We have 150 genders. Watch this. Like, do I want to watch some dude shake his dick?

No. But see, I have the ability to kind of tune it out, you know? And now, now, if a man's on the field and he's blowing some guy on the field, then I can see where you'd have a problem. But outside of that, I don't really see where you have that much of a fucking problem. It's like when I was talking with Ted Nugent, and Ted was talking about drag queens. And look, I'm not sitting here telling you that drag queen should be going to, like, elementary schools and shit. But, like, I don't really have that big of an issue with drag queens. And it wasn't that long ago, you know, 20, 25 years ago that you'd see a RuPaul or whatever.

And you'd be like, whatever, there's a drag queen who gives a shit. Now drag queens are this weird political pawn that is used by right-wing people to tell you that kids are terrible. That's not to say that some of them aren't doing shit that shouldn't be done in front of kids. I agree with you on that. But like the overall idea that like drag queens are terrible, whatever, whatever, people get all angry about that kind of shit. But I was talking with Ted Nugent the other day, and he's talking about how like, you know, they've got these drag queens doing whatever. I'm like, dude, you wrote a song called Jail Bay. Like, if you haven't heard that interview, it's actually a pretty good interview and you can find it on the Josh Ennis show radio show podcast.

But like the point is these people are fucking insane. And again, that's not to tell you that left-wing people aren't insane, too. You're a part of the problem. Actually, you're a bigger part of the problem. And there was a great line from Mark Marin, who I've really been into lately, mostly because he's just shitting on a bunch of comedians, like the Rogan comedians who I don't find funny. But I'm watching Mark Marin, and one of the lines in his stand-up is so good.

He says, like, progressives, we kind of need to talk here, guys, because your intentions are probably good, but you've gotten to the point where you annoyed over 50% of the population into fascism. And I thought that was a great fucking line. I thought that was funny. Like, I think I'm a kindred spirit with him and then I'm just a miserable human that hates everybody. I'm not politically like him, but I like him just, you know, for whatever reason. So Tommy Tuberville believes that the NFL, they will stop going to games in the South,

that there are more male cheerleaders, although it has been proven. Now, I will say this. There should not be a male cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Any other team can have them because every other team's cheerleaders is just a bunch of chicks,

you know, shaking their tits, whatever. The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders mean something to this country. They do represent all that is foxy and good and wholesome. I don't know that I want to see, you know, some dude shaking his dick with the Dallas Cowboys.

Cowboy cheerleaders. Like, there's some things that should remain as they are. And that is one of them. I can tolerate them changing Cracker Barrel, because let's be honest about Cracker Barrel. You go to Cracker Barrel, it's a miserable experience in that stupid fucking lobby, where they got this stupid store that no one's going to buy anything from anyway. Like, who goes to eat lunch and it's like, like, I came in just thinking I was going to eat lunch? I came out with a Dolly Parton sings rock and roll Christmas album.

Like, that's not what people do. Like, I just want to go to Cracker Barrel to get a whole mess of them biscuits. Not the cornbread. Cornbread's a little dry. But a whole mess of them biscuits and play that peg game. Do you think they still do that? Well, now that they've gone super progressive, I bet their pegging is a little bit different now. The peg game they play at the new Cracker Barrel has nothing to do with golf teas.

It has everything to do with rubber dicks. Anyway, chill the fuck out, you dopes.