The Josh Innes Show - Masturbating Mayor

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

A mayor in Minot, ND has left his job because he sent a lewd video to a lady. The story is actually kind of interesting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Terms and conditions apply. Visit bmo.com slash viporter to learn more. Well, here's an interesting story. Headline reads, North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lewd video to city attorney. What was the lewd video, you might ask? Well, let's read the story and find out. A North Dakota mayor resigned on Tuesday after an investigation into a lewd video he messaged to the city's top attorney in January. Having read nothing more of this story, I feel like if you're a person in the position of power, which the mayor of a North Dakota town would be, I don't know that texting a lewd video to an attorney is the right move.

I don't know that texting a lewd video to an attorney is ever the right move because even if things are going well for you with said attorney, even if said attorney is sending you beam shots or whatever i feel like this attorney has your number because this attorney is a fucking attorney and they're going to figure out how to destroy you so let's start with that we will begin this conversation there if you are a person and you are in a position of power or even otherwise you're just a horn dog whatever i'm not against sending lewd videos or or you know beef shots whatever whatever you're into that's what you do i've received beef shots before i've sent dick pics before you want the truth you can't handle the truth there have been dick pics that have been sent by me. It happens not in a long ass time, but back in the early days of texting, you know, like 08, 9, 10 in that era, you know,

you'd send some peen pics. I don't know why a woman wants a picture of some small dick, but Hey, some ladies like that. I don't know what to tell you. It's not the best move. I wouldn't advise you to do it. I certainly wouldn't do it now in this current world we're in. But back when you're in your early 20s and you got a cell phone and chicks are sending you pictures, you're like, well, I don't have washboard abs to send. You know what I'm saying? I'm not some guy that can just sit there and lift my shirt slightly and you can look at the crotch V region of my upper crotchal region looking good. Nobody wants a picture of a fupa. Nobody wants you sitting there like some girl's going to send you some beef shot

and you're like, Hey, check out my fupa. You know, I'm not Marky Mark here. I'm not just showing off my fucking abs or anything. So what else do I have to offer a small penis and a picture of that small penis as a, as a, you know, I'm reciprocating. You see what I'm saying? I'm returning the favor. You send me beef pictures, I'll send you peen pictures. We're in love. We're in lust. Whatever that is, I'm not against it.

Look, I wouldn't do it today, but if that's what you do and that's what you're into, I'm all for it. Rock on. But if you're a mayor in a small North Dakota town I'm probably not sending dick pics anyway and I'm certainly not sending dick pics to the top attorney in a small town in North Dakota you're probably going to end up fucked now before we continue this discussion let's play a couple commercials. All right, if you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs, you got to check out

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How do you say that? I think that's Minot. M-I-N-O-T. Minot? Minot? How do you say that? I think that's Minot. M-I-N-O-T. Minot pronunciation. Let's see here. Let's look up the pronunciation for Minot. The city is Minot. Simple enough. Capital M-Y-N-O-T. Minot, North Dakota. We continue. Minot, North Dakota Mayor Tom Ross t my not north dakota we continue my not north uh dakota mayor tom ross texted city attorney stephanie stallheim a video of him masturbating shortly after the two talked on the phone about a police officer suicide dude's like listen i'm, but this guy sucked on a tailpipe and he's dead. But I am Randy.

I am ready to go. Hold on. Let me pull out my pud. I got to send you a video. Now, before we go any further, let's see what Stephanie Stahlheim looks like, because the whole world wants to know is like, I want to see the chick that this man is sending masturbation videos to let's see stephanie stallheim i mean i guess she's like attractive for my not north dakota like she's not like an ugly chick by any means. I don't know that she's,

well, let's put it this way. I don't know that she's, hey, I'm the mayor. Here's a video of me jerking off hot and just hope for the best. Now, I have no idea what the conversation was leading up to the jerking off video. So I do not know.

I don't know how this all went down i don't know what they talked about while they were talking about the suicide of a police officer so i don't know i don't know if maybe like she just delivers like bad news or has conversations in an overtly horny manner i don't know if like they they make puns about you know like the death like yeah he blew his fucking brains out you know what i want you to do i want you to blow a load like he blew his load now i want you to blow your load is that what you want mayor tom ross of minot and then like they just kind of go back and forth i don't know how it all went down we continue according to a report issued by the minot City Council, Ross called

Stahlheim within minutes of sending the video, asking her to delete it without watching it and telling her it was intended for a girlfriend. I don't know that it was, sir. I don't know that it was. And that's an awkward conversation to have when you call someone or you text someone and go, hey, look here. There's a video of me masturbating in the men's room of City Hall. I'm going to put it this way. If you like it, it was meant for you. If you don't like it, it was meant for a girlfriend. Wink, wink. The mayor stepped down from office the same day Minot legislators made the report into the incident public. As much as I love the city of Minot and where it's heading for the last just about five years,

I have had my priorities misaligned, Ross wrote in a resignation letter. Please explain to everybody why. I want you to stand up and have a resignation speech, and I want the resignation speech to include, I sent a video of me pulling PUD to the lead attorney in the city. Now, Ross told investigators that he sent the quote, sexy video. I believe that quote, sexy video is up to the recipient of sexy video. And I feel like that Mayor Tom Ross of Minot, North Dakota, did not in fact send a sexy video and I feel like that Mayor Tom Ross of Minot, North Dakota did not in fact send a sexy video. He sent a video of probably a relatively small pud being wanked by a grizzled old man's hand or a middle-aged man's hand, I guess. He intended for his girlfriend on january 14th when he was home on his lunch

break so you're at home like my man went home and he's like watch this shit i wonder if his girlfriend even asked for it well first of all who knows he even has a girlfriend like i guess i'm on his side to a degree i don't know why he would just out of the blue be like hello city attorney stephanie steinham i would like to send you a video of me pleasuring myself at my home while i went home to have an egg salad sandwich i don't know that that he did that but once you've sent the video there's no proof that you didn't do it on purpose but god that's got to be like let's operate under the assumption that this is just a dumb horned toad that was in fact sending videos to his girlfriend he's beaten off at home just came home and had leftover spaghetti you know

on the Tupperware that's stained you know from spaghetti he had a little little ragu and he's having his spaghetti and he's like sitting around at home and he's like you know what watching like you know what? Watching like, you know, Judge Judy or whatever to pass the time while eating his leftover skitties. And he's like, you know what? I'm going to send a beat off video to my lady just to let her know that I'm thinking about her. Let's just say he did that. Once that video goes to that other chick, the genie does not go back in the bottle the pud does not go out of the hand and back into the pants my friend you've made a bad decision

and that look even if it was an accident like the second that video is sent you know oh shit my life is over as the mayor of minot north North Dakota. So this chick gets the video. Now you could also suggest this again. I'm not taking the victim quote unquote, because I don't know if this person's a victim. Although watching some old horn dog beating off, like, you know, you get a video, you're like, oh, Tom sent me a video fresh off our conversation about that cop killing himself tom just sent me a video i wonder what it is maybe it's something uplifting something to make the day brighter after having this conversation about the cop that killed himself so she opens it and she's like maybe it'll be just like a hey hope you're having a good day

maybe it's some sort of uh gif maybe you know maybe there's some sort of nice video like so like a hang in there video with like a cat swinging from you know like a tree it's like hang in there you're gonna make it you know maybe it's one of those type of deals i don't know but um instead she opens it up like i wonder if he intros it or if it's just him pounding. You know what I'm saying? Like, does he intro with like a face shot and he's like, hello, it's me, Mayor Tom Ross of Minot, North Dakota. And I'm beating off. Or it's kind of like the mayor beats off sent in by the Ross family of Minot, North Dakota.

I don't know. But either way, she opens the video. Like, I wonder what, like the, if like the still picture that shows up when you send the video before you hit play, if it's just of his face or if it was just straight cock and balls right out of the shoot. And I wonder if like he's naked or if he's like got his, his, you know, his office clothing on like, or his pants down around his like got his his you know his office clothing on like or his pants down around his like knee I don't know I don't know how it all went down but she opens the video and she's like you know maybe it starts out with a harmless enough message kind of like a porno does the porno at least old school pornos they all started with like a pizza delivery or

something you know innocuous like hey this this girl who is is oddly you know dressed for being in school but she's at school and the teacher comes in and he's going to discipline her because she got a bad grade on the test but like it starts out innocently enough and then it ends up you know the teachers plowing the student in the office i don't know if his video starts out that way as well like hello stephanie it's mayor tom ross and uh look sucks about old you know steve that blew his brains out but uh i think i got something that can really lift your spirits and then dong and then he's like being did he add music to it you know like like did he do like the mexican hat dance while he's jerking off in the video? Did his jerk-off video have any production value?

Did he, like, go into, like, the Reels editor on his Instagram and add music and edits and splices and transitions and shit like that? Did he do it? I don't know. But she opens the video, and it turns out it's just a video of the dude that she had just had a conversation about a dude killing himself with and he's beaten off. Now, we continue. According to the report, he attributed the snafu to his unfamiliarity with using an iPhone compared to his Samsung S22 phone. Some people, like, hey, hey, boomer. Hey, boomer.

Let's see what else we got. He also said that his girlfriend's name begins with a C, and Stahlheim was saved in his phone as city attorney. Boy, that's just, you know, that's not even like, like, what is that? Like, maybe save her phone as Stephanie, and maybe this wouldn't have happened friend city attorney that's very impersonal that's your friend you guys just had

a deep conversation about a cop that killed himself you were apparently so turned on by this conversation you felt compelled to go home and in between watching billy mays in from commercial she decided to pound it off and you sent a video you don't even have her name saved as you know anything other than city attorney upon hearing the mayor's description of the video content Stahlheim told investigators she fell out of her chair the reaction according to Stahlheim was also due to the combined stress of receiving news of the police officer's death well I would imagine I would imagine that you know you just receive news of this police officer's death I'm gonna guess there's not a ton of cops in Minot North

Dakota anyway and so you're probably all like whoa this is fucked up and you probably knew the guy on a personal basis and then like hey listen I'm here to cheer you up. I'm here to restore your pluck because I'm the mayor who likes to fuck himself. The city prosecutor asked another employee in the room to delete the video who, in doing so, caused it to play, according to the report. As a result, the the employee a human resources representative viewed some or all of the video i think you could have played that video or deleted it without playing it somebody wanted to see mayor mcmasturbates the investigator found somewhat

credible ross's statements that the video was sent to Stahlheim unintentionally and that the video was intended for Ross's intimate partner. Due to Ross's position as one of increased visibility, responsibility, and trust, and due to his decision to use a personal cell phone to conduct city business, that the fact he would use the device to record and send videos of this nature is in and of itself reckless enough that he knew the risk he was taking by engaging in such behavior. I do believe that old Tom here didn't mean to send this to this chick because there's no real reason for it. It's not like they had any sort of relationship. It's not like she winked at him or something and misled him in some way. They were just on the phone talking about goddamn beat you know a guy killing himself that said I think if you're gonna send dick pics or beat off videos or whatever it is you're doing I feel like you really need to I don't know like take every last precaution kind

of like if you watch porn on your phone make sure to turn the bluetooth off just in case like your phone is accidentally synced to some other bluetooth in the house and before you know it you know your kids are out in the fucking room watching bluey and you're watching bluey or whatever and you're you know you're watching like some dora the explorer porn parody and your kids are watching actual dora the explorer and what they're hearing though is ponton so you don't want that that said i do have a friend that this happened to once and i don't know why this was the case oh i know why so my buddy told me he got drunk once came home old you know like a guy has a wife and everything and like just was you know, like a guy has a wife and everything. And like just was, you know, watching porn on his phone.

And went to bed, whatever. Gets up the next morning, gets in the car. And the Bluetooth connects. And somehow this porn video just starts playing. Everybody's in the car. And it's just like, uh, uh, uh, uh. Hardcore.

So again, word to the wise. Be very cautious. You need to quadruple check when you're about to send a beat-off video to someone, and make sure the Bluetooth is always off on your phone if you're going to be watching or recording illicit materials, and that's the more you know. Ross was elected mayor in 2022 after serving on the city council since 2020, according to a city profile of the former official. My not home to more than 47,000 people. I don't know that 47,000 is the kind of number that you put home to more than in front of home to more than 47,000 people. It's located 50 miles south of the Canadian border.

The North Dakota city is known for a nearby Air Force base. Home to more than 47,000 people, it's located 50 miles south of the Canadian border. The North Dakota city is known for a nearby Air Force base. So, Minot, North Dakota, kiddos. Home of the masturbating mayor. Mayor masturbates. So, what did we learn here today, kids, in this discussion about Tom Ross? If you're going to send masturbation videos, if that's your choice, make sure you are fully cognizant of everything involving your phone, that you're aware of the features of your new phone. I believe that Boomer here did fuck shit up and didn't know how his

phone operated. I believe that. I believe him. And to a degree, I believe that this lady should have just let bygones be bygones. You know, like, look, guy accidentally sent you a beat off video. He's obviously stressed out too. You guys just had a conversation about, you know, cop killing himself. Lots of stress involved in that. Perhaps she should have done the guy a solid and said, listen, I'm willing to accept that you did not purposely send me this masturbation video now she could also think that like maybe he had immediate remorse over it and that's why he reached out and was like hey delete this video of masturbating but um i believe that this guy just genuinely fucked up. And I don't know. I don't know that I think it's fair to say that, hey, this guy runs the town.

He's obviously not equipped to do so or capable of doing so. And it's proven by the fact that he sent a wiener video to a lady that wasn't his girlfriend. But then again, maybe it does. I'm kind of torn. Because on one hand, you're like, this guy is responsible for all of these governmental things in our town. The fate of more than 47,000 residents in Minot, North Dakota is in the hands of this guy. All of the decisions are in the hands of this guy. What else is in the hands of this guy is his dick and a phone. And he couldn't even figure out the right buttons to hit to send a masturbation video to his girlfriend and not the lead attorney in the city. So maybe he does suck at his job and maybe this was just the way it needed to go down.

Maybe he's inept, you know, he's just like a like a buffoon, like a bumbling buffoon, like a Mr. Magoo of political office in Minot, North Dakota. That's very possible. But all that said, he is unemployed and and she got it. She's got video of him masturbating forever. I choose to believe she kept it. And then like they like they pull it out at parties and shit like they all get together they're doing like stag parties and they're like in the in like you know some dude's garage and they're all watching the video of uh you know the mayor masturbating i wonder if he showed his face on it

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