The Josh Innes Show - More From Bi-Polar Philly Media
Episode Date: December 17, 2025I cannot do what the Philly media people do. I'm not programmed to be as bi-polar as they need to be to find success. Let's listen to some of the latest Eagles takes from Philly media. Keep in min...d, last week this team sucked. Last week everyone needed to be fired. Last week, the offense was broken. Now, it's all fixed... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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All right, so I do love that the Eagles win one game against a shitty team and now all of a sudden they're back to be in the Super Bowl.
I think that's the reason why, one of the reasons why I would just, I couldn't function in Philadelphia in the media, in sports media, is because these people are so irrationally bipolar and not just the fans, but it's media people.
And the media people have to stoke all of this by playing up the role of like, oh, we suck.
But now we're great.
And let's go give them a standing ovation.
It's like rinse and repeat.
It's the same bullshit all the time.
But it's wild to me, just like how openly these people are lunatics about this.
Like you go from this team sucks.
Should we binge hurts?
Remember, that's the talking point on WIP last week was do we binge hurts, which is a preposterous opinion.
But do we binge hurts, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, to, uh-oh.
we're back because we beat the shit out of the Raiders.
It is bizarre.
It's not even bizarre.
It's bizarre anywhere else if you saw it.
But in Philly, you're like,
eh, that tracks because that's what happens in Philly.
Let's play a couple commercials and play some assorted audio of WIP hosts
who now think the Eagles are going to the Super Bowl.
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All right, we will start with who's this guy.
Oh, this is Brodie, who says the real eagle showed up on Sunday.
So this is that really loud dude.
Let's see, they're back, apparently.
So let's hear what he has to say.
The real Philadelphia Eagles showed up on Sunday.
Forget the opponent.
Forget Vegas being a disgusting football team.
Nothing really matters except for the Eagles controlling what they can control.
That's not true at all, by the way.
It's easier to control things when you're playing a loser team.
Like, how hard is this?
I guarantee you if the Cowboys went out and waxed the Raiders,
Philly people would be like, oh, fuck that, who cares?
It's the Raiders, they suck.
So please, spare me.
Like, we're 10 seconds into this, and you're already full of shit.
It doesn't matter the opponent.
Well, it kind of does.
The opponent matters a whole hell of a lot.
Like, there's nothing else that matters.
I also like that after 14 games of the Eagles being bipolar and really being dreadful
offensively for stretches, now they're the real.
Eagles because they showed up and waxed the fucking Raiders.
No opponent really adds any weight in the conversation for me when I think about this
group, not the Rams, not the Packers, not the bullshit.
You're so full of shit.
If they went out there today and hung 30 on the Rams, you wouldn't and beat them by,
they beat the Rams 30 to 10.
That wouldn't matter more than beating the Raiders 30 to nothing.
Come on, man.
The Lions, there's not an NFC.
opponent where what they do and also why does this man wear a headband during these segments
it's like like like no offense but my man's out here wearing a headband like he's fucking
rambo what they have he's like McDougal Rambo have talent wise matters to me it's always been
about the eagles these under center concepts the swag that they got from sundays game
they have swag so that they have swag so what happens when they go out and play
like shit next week. They no longer have swag. This is such generic bullshit. Bipolar, generic
bullshit. One week, the Eagles are the worst team ever and fire everyone and egg the offensive
coordinator's house. Then they beat this shit out of the Raiders. And after beating the shit out of
the Raiders, they tell you that it doesn't matter how bad the Raiders are because the Eagles
did their job. But what happens if they would have struggled against the Raiders in 1-20 to 17?
Like you would say, you'd still say, it doesn't matter. They beat the Raiders. Or you'd say that
kind of sucked and we barely beat the Raiders.
This shit, it's
comical. The defense
continuing to mow people down
that's what this team
is. It's not.
They've played 14 games. They're not
that. They have done
that very little this year. I'm sorry, but
if 80% of the games
you've played, you've been a totally different team than
that, that's not the team you are.
And oh, by the way, it happened against
the worst team you've played on your
schedule, arguably. Respectful.
It can travel against any opponent if you have to go on the road, and if you're at home facing a good team, bad team, average team, this stuff, as long as they execute, and the Eagles focus on their own controllables.
So you mean to tell me they haven't focused on their own controllables all year?
You mean to tell me that for the first 14 games of the year, they've just been sitting around like, you know what?
I don't think we should focus on the things we can control.
But now we are.
Now after playing like shit for three weeks and being mediocre for most of the year offensively, now we're controlling the things we control.
Then the real Eagles are here.
Yeah, right.
Okay, 14 weeks.
But after one game against the worst team in the NFL, the real Eagles are here.
Come on, man.
And that's what made being on the radio in Philly hard.
Because if you spoke with any level of common sense, like if I were on the radio in Philly,
Like, let's say I were doing a radio show there the day after they beat the Raiders.
And I were giving you my God's honest opinion.
I would say they've played 14 games this year.
The offense for the first three months of the year has been, at times had moments where you're like, well, that's pretty good.
But for the most part, it's been mediocre.
And then you list all the games they played.
Like, oh, wow, you went out against the shitty lions defense and scored a whopping 16 points.
You struggled against this team.
The offense has been bad.
I wouldn't even call the offense bipolar because it has had very few moments of great success.
The running game has been a joke with the best running back in the NFL.
The quarterback misses a bunch of open guys.
So it's great that they won.
Super.
And they're going to get into the playoffs.
They're going to win the division.
Winning is better than losing.
But I take nothing from beating the Raiders.
There is nothing I learn.
Oh, they're pros too.
Well, great.
They're pros too.
They're a pro team that has eight fewer wins than you do.
So I get that they're all pros, but I'm not going to sit there and stroke them off for that.
You want to call, get it.
8.7-9-4-whatever. Call now and let me know. You can call and tell me all the shit you want to tell me,
but I'm not going to sit there and watch the Eagles who won the Super Bowl last year,
kick the shit out of the Raiders and tell you that things have changed for them. That proves nothing to me.
But you can't say that in Philadelphia because, oh, then you're the dick and then everybody.
Like, that is a logical middle of the road. Like, I'm not impressed by it. Congratulations.
You've been to the Super Bowl twice with Jalen Hertz. You've won one of them.
Sorry that we're not going to all blow each other over the fact.
that you beat the worst team in the NFL.
That would be my take.
And if you delivered that take, your program director would call you in and say,
that can't be your take.
You've got to kind of play to the fans.
Because Angelo would play to the fans.
And Angelo would be the guy on the radio today telling you that they're back
and they're going to win the Super Bowl, these bacon pies for the coach.
You can't have that opinion.
Why can't you just have a logical opinion?
Why does it have to be a week ago?
They're the worst fucking team you've ever seen.
And then this week, they're the greatest team you've ever seen.
And that's the real eggold.
They've told us.
Like, why does that have to be the take?
Why can't you, that's the part that I hated about Philadelphia.
You can't just have a logical take.
You can't just say, hey, you know what?
The NFC outside of the Rams is fairly open.
I don't believe in Seattle.
I don't believe in the 49ers who've been kind of pulling off kind of smoking
mirrors wins and their schedules kind of played in their favor.
The Packers go out there and they have the capability of laying giant eggs.
Micah Parsons is hurt.
I think the Eagles still have a chance to compete.
but I took nothing from that game on Sunday.
Congratulations, you beat the shitty Raiders
who've been getting waxed by everybody they've played.
That game proves nothing to me
if you want to be a Super Bowl team.
Is that an unfair opinion?
Is that an opinion that's probably shared
by 99% of the fan base?
Probably.
There was nothing super offensive about it,
nothing incendiary about it,
nothing that's like, oh my God,
yet somehow you can't have that opinion in Philadelphia
without being a hater or whatever.
You have to get on the radio
and explain that the real eagle showed up.
Well, what happens when the real Eagles show up on Sunday this week, or Saturday, or whenever it is they play, and get their dicks knocked off by somebody?
Or the offense continues to struggle.
Or Siriani sucks again.
When they play Saturday against the commanders, let's say they struggle to beat the commanders in next week, you're going to tell me how bad the offense is again.
What happens on December 28th when they play the bills in Buffalo and lose and can't move the ball in the snow?
Is that the real Eagles?
Like, that's the shit I can't do.
And that's the shit that, like, if I got a call, they said, come work at WIP.
I don't want to do that shit.
So if you want me to be me and come out and be like, here's what I saw.
And I would say this about any team, a team that I adore, a team whatever.
I would watch what they did against the Raiders and say, cool.
Tell me every other game the Raiders have played.
How many nail biters have the Raiders played?
How many games of the Raiders played where you go, oh my God, they were right in it?
They've gotten their ass kicked in basically every game, especially lately.
They suck.
Beating them means dick.
The week before that, they played a relatively tight game against the Broncos, lost by 17 to the Chargers, lost by 14 to the Browns, lost by 17 to the Cowboys.
Like, spare me.
Got blanked 31-0 by the Chiefs, who, oh, by the way, have been eliminated from the playoffs.
Struggle to beat the Titans.
Waxed by the commanders, waxed by the Colts, waxed again by the Chargers.
So there's nothing I would take from that game.
They got their swag back.
Nothing cool.
That's like saying you got your swag back out on the playground because you took on a kid in a wheelchair.
Good for you.
Like when you think about it in that thought process, you basically picked on a kid in a wheelchair and that's how you got your swag back.
Congratulations.
You're a real.
You fucked a one.
That's how you got your swag back.
You fucked some peg leg woman in a fucking rascal scooter that can't get her fat ass.
out of the scooter to get her fucking peanut butter off the shelf at Walmart.
She's one of those people that, like, has to lean out of her rascal scooter and it tips over.
But that's how you got your swag bag.
When you think about it from that standpoint, it sounds pretty fucking ridiculous, huh?
The real Eagles, what we saw.
And this is my question that I have for you at 215-592-90 for 94.
Oh, here's the question.
Are the Eagles closer to what we watched on Sunday?
or the three-game losing skin.
Of course, you've got to ask that question because then the phone lines will blow up
and you'll have a show all day with dipshit's calling.
Again, this isn't a knock on this guy.
I don't even know this guy, right?
I have nothing against the guy.
I know that he's built his little, he's built like a world of his shit.
So, like, dude, this guy goes from doing YouTube videos to being buried over on 97-5
where no one's listening and now he's on WIP.
So more power to you, brother.
I applaud your assent.
Like, good for you, man.
But the idea that the real eagle showed up.
This is the same guy that if they struggle next week, we'll do one of these stupid three-minute-long videos where he's yelling and the camera's all in his face.
And this team sucks and fire everyone.
I guarantee you a week or two ago, this guy had fire everybody videos.
And I don't mean this is a knock on this guy.
How do people listen to this and take it serious?
That's all.
And I'm going to use the Cowboys here as an example.
Oh, of course we will.
The Cowboys had a three-game sample size
where they beat Vegas, ironically enough.
They beat the Eagles down 21 with an epic comeback,
and they beat the Chiefs.
And everybody nationally, everybody even locally,
started to think that they were creeping back into this NFC East conversation.
I haven't had enough of this.
This is boring to me.
But that's Philadelphia.
In a nutshell, that's just that guy.
I don't know what anybody else is saying in any of these.
Oh, and now Ross Tucker thinks they can make a great run because they have a strong defense and improving offense.
They had one good game.
My God, Ross, Ross, Boobby.
They had one good game offensively against the fucking Raiders and now they've got to, they're a serious threat.
Like, these people are fucking nuts.
I can't operate in this world.
I cannot operate in a world where, like, you either have to think they're the worst team ever or the best team ever.
I can't that's why I hated that world man I just I could not operate I'm just scrolling
through is there anything in here uh let's see anyway I don't there's no need to play any more
of this but like you get my point like I just could not operate in that world like it's just
a special brand of dip shit you have to be to believe anything these people say on the radio
or to be the guy on the radio that says it because some of this shit is just it's dumb
It is dumb and I can't operate that way.
And that's what was partially what killed me there because they would bring you in and say, Josh, you can't be the guy that dismisses some big win.
I'm like, that's not a big win.
They say two days ago, all you people told me is this team stinks.
Now they beat the worst team in the NFL.
Now they're good?
I don't know.
I guess I think too logically.
More to come.
