The Josh Innes Show - Must Watch Christmas Horror Movie

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

Jilly and I watched a great Christmas Horror/Thriller that we want you all to see. For whatever reason, the recording stopped a few minutes before we finished the pod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello, friends. Josh and Jelly, Sunday night, drinking beers, having a good time. Sitting here, drinking beer, talking God, amen. beer talking god amen so um the other night the night that we uh drank all the um the wine and the boda box which is technically four bottles of 750 milliliter uh bottles we fully blame you for that oh no it's my fault i don't know why i felt like getting cute on that but it's true very true i was gonna bed like an hour and a half before this movie even started I know but here I was um just I was like let's just keep drinking and I kept because we watched Thursday night football and then I'm like let's just drink the wine and I just pounded it out of this

boda box and it was what it was but um and i felt like shit the next day that's why i didn't do a prop to you drop i'm sorry to maybe lesbian rachel i'm sorry to so many of you i let you down i got so many messages from people hey where's the prop to you drop i'm here for the prop to you drop josh i need your props and i'm like listen i fucked up and i didn't do them on friday like i normally do i didn't write any of them down like I normally do. And then, you know, Saturday we went to Carbondale, Illinois and we got our buddy here, Mr. Ross. So I just didn't do shit. Look, I'm a failure. I failed you as listeners of this podcast. I like you very much, but I failed you. I let you down. That said, on that Thursday, we did watch a movie. And what the hell was the name of this movie?

I always forget. Oh, it's, hold on. Better Watch Out. So Better Watch Out, I don't want to spoil what Better Watch Out was. You can't really describe it because I was shocked with the twist. And it's an early twist, so it's worth watching. I think it was on Peacock, was it? I think so. So it's like a horror

slash, it's a Christmas horror movie. And I would advise you guys to watch. I don't know, maybe our boy Demir has seen this. Maybe he has because Demir, you know, runs the movie theater and he loves cinema films. So maybe he's watched it. I don't know. It was actually released in Australia in like 2017. Yes, and it had a different name in australia too because i was looking up uh on um

friday night when we were out at the brewery i was looking at movies for us to watch on friday night and a movie popped up with a name i'm like well that sounds like an interesting name that i clicked on and it was actually better watch out but i forgot what the the name they gave me was but um it's a solid movie we are big fans of like horror movies like horror thriller christmas movies and um we watched that one and we're like fuck yes this is great shit and enjoyed it thoroughly great twist good film so and i don't want to dig too deep into it. The girl who plays the babysitter also plays Priscilla Presley in the Elvis movie. Oh, the Priscilla. Well, what's that movie called?

Elvis. Well, Elvis. Oh, so the one where Tom Hanks plays Colonel Tom Parker? I believe that's the one, yeah. Because there was another one. There was Priscilla in Elvis or whatever the hell it was called. It was the Elvis movie, Elvis. So the hell it was called. The Elvis movie. So she played Priscilla in the Elvis musical movie.

Okay. But the movie itself was good. It was solid. Now, we've watched a couple of films because we've been watching Christmas movies lately. We watched a couple of the Hallmark slash Lifetime or whatever ones. I don't know that i ever got your reviews of these because i've talked about them on the pod uh but there was the um uh what was the one where it was uh where where it was like the the travis one oh that one was terrible the one on lifetime was way better well no there was two of them and there was one where well the one that was about the chiefs not about travis but about the chiefs was the worst movie i've ever seen

and i forgot what it was like a chief's christmas hallmark one yeah with donna kelsey that one was terrible even for a hallmark movie no even for a hallmark movie this was a piece of shit so i would advise you to not watch that film it's fucking terrible like it was like christmas in the spotlight right that one yeah lifetime yeah that one was way better it was way better but it was a piece of shit it was fine but you know that going into it they're supposed to be pieces of shit but that that chief's christmas one was awful it was truly awful and then there's donna kelsey bruce valanche and like i fucking hate them but speaking of uh the kelsey's i saw some video on barstool of like a jason kelsey look-alike contest in philadelphia i'm like this guy has to be stopped

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the spotlight was not great but it was not the worst movie i've ever seen then so we talked about how we watched the um uh better watch out i advise all of you to watch better watch out search for it on wherever you get your movies apple peacock iacock, I don't care. Search for it until you find it for free. It is called Better Watch Out. Better Watch Out is a fantastic little movie, and it was great. We were hammered when we watched it. That's fine. But it's a great movie.

So I would advise you, watch Better Watch Out. Search for it, and it's great. Then we watched, what was the the most recent oh um it's a wonderful knife now it's a wonderful knife was not fantastic but it was actually a pretty cool concept so it's a wonderful knife was a slasher movie set kind of in the same world as the idea of it's a wonderful life so the plot i think i can tell you the plot without ruining the movie so um early the other one you can't tell the plot yeah so like i'm not going to tell you anything about the other one but it's a wonderful knife was actually pretty fascinating so it's a wonderful knife was like

you know a brother and sister and they're in this family and there's this guy that's like the the asshole of the town that kind of runs the town and basically what happens is the sister at one point after she saves the day early in the movie is like i i i wonder what life would be like without me, much like it's a wonderful life. So what happens is she gets thrown into this universe where it's her town, but without her in it and how things would go. It's just like it's a wonderful life, but with a slasher in it. It's called It's a Wonderful Knife. And I enjoyed it thoroughly. Like, it was fine.

It wasn't as good as the other one we watched. But I thought it was solid. So if I were you, I would seek out and I would search for that. I would search for It's a Wonderful Knife and I would search for, what was the other one called? I can't never remember it I don't fucking know either I've had a lot of beer some of it was flat by the way some of the cans we got in our 30 pack of bush lattes like the cans were like where you could touch it and the beer was flat skunked I had some fucking skunk beer today but none of the ones in the

fridge are I think maybe some of the ice in the cooler maybe punctured a little small hole maybe but either way fuck that but what was the movie called better watch out so if i were you like if i had to tell you watch a fucking movie you should watch better watch out that would be what i would tell you to watch but also it's a wonderful knife it's a wonderful knife solid little movie i would also the paris and nicole reunion oh god don't even get me started so last night um well a couple of nights ago we tried to watch the paris and nicole reunion thursday oh the thursday of the boda box i was too hammered to remember it so last night we watched three episodes the three episodes of the paris and nicole reunion it's called paris Paris and Nicole Encore on Peacock. Holy shit. If you're anybody that watched the Simple Life, Simple Life was a great show.

I enjoyed it thoroughly, greatly amused by it. Amazing shit. This was great. Basically, the plot of this is they want to do a they want to do an opera based on the simple life fuck it was so good can i tell you something paris hilton is so hot now like i didn't think she was all that hot back when she was younger like back when she was in her early 20s on the simple life i never thought she was hot in fact I thought Nicole Richie being kind of like fat was hotter than Paris which is weird but I thought she was hotter now uh Nikki Hill uh Nicole um Richie the adopted daughter of Mr. Lionel Richie he of the Commodores and of solo success um like now she's way too skinny and weird looking and Paris though Paris probably like

40 now Paris is so hot now she's glamorous like she's not even hot she's glamorous she's a glamorous fucking babe and I fucking love her so I'm watching this show and uh and it's fucking hysterical and it's a good show so if certainly if you watched The Simple Life, which was a great show in the early to mid-2000s, if you watched that, then you'd certainly enjoy this. But if you never did, maybe try to find that on wherever you get your shows, your stories. And I would watch that because fuck, it's great. And then this show is fucking phenomenal so i would urge you to watch that but uh god what is today when this drops the 16th right so we're nine days from christmas so

you got christmas movies to watch guys you need to watch your christmas stories and um we've also watched bad santa and bad santa 2ition. We're big Bad Santa people. Bad Santa's the ultimate Christmas movie. Billy Bob is great. Bad Santa 2 was fine. It was passable. But it was not as good as Bad Santa 1. I'm not really big on watching Home Alone and shit.

I think Home Alone's overrated. I think Home Alone 2's overrated. I am a fan of Christmas Story. I like Christmas Story better than I like Home Alone. I think the only ones really that we have to watch left on the list for sure for sure would be Christmas Vacation. We haven't watched that yet. For Christmases. And for Christmases.