The Josh Innes Show - NFL Week 14 Recap
Episode Date: December 9, 2024We had an awesome weekend of gambling, drinking and watching ball. Are the Eagles still a legit contender? Can Jalen make AJ happy? Is Saquon still the MVP? I'm tired of watching the Chiefs escape the... reaper. Is Pittsburgh the best team in the AFC? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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What's happening?
Good morning to you.
It is 9.54 on Monday.
Fresh off a day of drinking and gambling and watching football,
hitting parlays, hitting bets, let's go.
I discovered on DraftKings that you can take a bet
for the total number of touchdowns scored, like an over-under.
It's kind of buried in there, like in weekly specials or daily.
I don't know where exactly it is in the NFL, in the NFL tab on DraftKings.
But if you use DraftKings for any of your betting, you can take the total number of touchdowns scored.
Much like I do with the total number of goals in hockey and everything else.
I enjoy bets like that that span the entire day.
So I think the number was over 52 and a half total touchdowns yesterday. And that hit rather easily. Thanks in large part to the Buffalo LA game, which I think had 11 or 12 touchdowns. So,
uh, but I enjoy that. So if you're looking for something that's just kind of fun,
it spans the whole day. It's not overly specific, that's a fun one.
And it's great because you can make up for lousy games that had one touchdown,
like the Titans and Jaguars, a game that had one touchdown.
You can make up for that by having 11 touchdowns in a game or seven,
like the Vikings and Falcons had a ton of scores in that game as well.
So it's fun.
So if you have draft Kings, I don't think there's something like that on FanDuel.
But there's a bunch of fun little bets like that that I do that kind of that aren't overly specific.
Some broader ones like I'll always put in one for every team to make a field goal.
You know, I mean, that's that's hit once ever when I've done it the one time I hit that I regret not putting more on
it it was plus 20,000 so a hundred dollars would win twenty thousand dollars and I think I put
ten dollars on it so it won like a grand I think it was a grand or five I forgot how much I won on
it but it's the one time it's ever hit when I've played it.
You can also take every team to throw a touchdown,
every team to run a touchdown.
You can break it down by the afternoon and day windows,
the early games and later games.
It's fun stuff.
So I also, one of my favorite bets to take,
because they're strangely always really good value for the most part,
is both quarterbacks in a game to throw for 15 yards and a quarter. One of my favorite bets to take, because they're strangely always really good value for the most part,
is both quarterbacks in a game to throw for 15 yards and a quarter.
I've also taken it for 30 yards and a quarter, and that's much better value, of course.
But to get 15 passing yards a quarter for both quarterbacks in a game is usually around minus 110.
So, I mean, you're talking about as good of odds as you're going to get. So you put in $100, you could win $90 if both quarterbacks throw for 15 yards.
I'm also a big first quarterback guy, so as we noted,
take like a Travis Kelsey who didn't do much in the game last night,
but he had 12 receiving yards in the first quarter.
I took him over 11.5 receiving yards in the first quarter.
Bang!
Also, and maybe one day this will stop hitting,
but until it does, we're going to ride it.
So, Jawan Johnson is the Saints tight end slash receiver, number 83.
Every game, I take him for his longest reception,
which this week was over 16.5,
and I think he had like a 20-something yard catch.
That always hits. And Jawan Johnson's first quarter receiving yards always hits it used to be over half a yard
so if you complete a pass for one yard Jawan Johnson's a hit well it went up to four and a
half in this game yesterday and then boom that hit in the first quarter. But you might find yourself in kind of a tough spot
because it looks like Derek Carr is out.
So I don't know if you want to run that risk this week,
but I'm a big Jawan Johnson guy of the Saints.
Guys who burn you, like Alvin Kamara, will burn you for touchdowns.
He hasn't scored a touchdown in like two months.
But Jawan Johnson always comes through.
We are a big tight ends podcast.
We love big hulking tight ends, catching passes, making magic.
That's what we like on this podcast.
So just a few thoughts.
There is a game tonight.
We get to watch Joe Burrow,
which means we might get to see 8,000 passing yards.
Take Jamar Chase.
That would be my advice.
Like just always take Jamar Chase.
The NFL issue guys always come through.
Nine out of ten times they will.
Like yesterday, I built a parlay.
The parlay included total number of catches for Malik Nabors, which I believe was five.
So four and a half catches for Malik Nabors.
I had Brian Thomas Jr. to have 60 receiving yards.
I had Malik Nabors to have 60 receiving yards. I had Malik Neighbors to have 50 receiving yards.
And I had 90, I think, 90 receiving yards for Justin Jefferson.
And that thing looked dead at halftime of all those games,
especially with Malik Neighbors,
who I think at halftime had one catch for 17 yards or 10 yards or something.
He was out.
Somehow, my man Malikik late in that game,
miracles happened. And he made a catch on the last drive of the game. He was well over the
number of yards, but he needed one more catch and boom. He made one more catch as the giants
were driving down the field to try to tie the game. But because they're the giants,
they missed the kick and the saints won a meaningless football game. But that's the, again, the NFLSU dudes,
they show up and they show out for the most part.
Last two weeks, it was looking bleak for my boy Justin Jefferson for Jets.
Then what does Jets do?
Makes a couple of big plays.
And before you know it, the dude's got 120 receiving yards.
Early in the game, I'm like, this bastard's going to make me sweat again.
Nah, two big catches, boom. So I'll be putting in some bets tonight, and then I'll do, I'm like, this bastard's going to make me sweat again. Nah, two big catches. Boom.
So I'll be putting in some bets tonight, and then I'll do what I always do,
which is come home, watch the first quarter, then piss Jilly off.
And I get back in the car and go make some live bets.
But what Jilly knows is she's also a live bet queen.
So what we'll do is she'll stay home and watch.
I'll go across the river to Illinois.
I'll be like the runner here.
She'll send me three or four live
bets she likes. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Yesterday she hit four of them. She hit all four of the
live bets she put in. Goddess, I say. But anyway, all right, we need to take a look at some of the
games. We got a bunch of stuff to get into. We're going to do a couple different episodes,
a couple different segments. We'll talk NFL here. We'll do one with Juan Soto and just baseball in
general. One with the dickheads at Alabama, just truly the worst losers on the planet. We'll do one with Juan Soto and just baseball in general. One with the dickheads at
Alabama, just truly the worst losers on the planet. We got to do that. So we got a bunch.
Here's what I'll do here. I'm going to play a couple crappy commercials for you and we're going
to motor through the games from yesterday. I know that we talked about these a little bit on the pod
last night when I was hammered and angry about Kansas City because I hate the Chiefs. They're
the luckiest fucking team on the planet.
I'm tired of seeing them.
I think they've won like 15 one-score games in a row.
I'm tired of these guys.
I'm tired of Andy Reid.
I'm tired of Patrick Mahomes.
I'm tired of Travis Kelsey.
I'm tired of all the other white dude receivers
they have that make big plays.
I'm tired of all of them.
I'm tired of their third-string kicker
that doinks one off the upright
but somehow still goes through.
I despise the Chiefs.
I want them to lose so badly, and they just won't die.
I hate them.
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the jaguars and the titans why i don't know it's two three and ten teams both of them stink
i didn't hit anything in that game either well i got a live bet on brian thomas jr and part of
the parlay so thank you nflsu uh but the Titans, I usually get my passing yards from the great Will Levis, who had a chance
to lead his team down the field after they got the ball back late in the game around midfield,
had a chance to put together a drive and defeat the Jaguars. Actually, had a chance to score
before that. They had three timeouts left. They failed to score. that they had three timeouts left they failed to score
then they stopped the Jaguars with three timeouts got the ball back around midfield
and then threw four consecutive incompletions and bye-bye baby bye-bye that was all she wrote
uh Mac Jones and Jelly brings this up Mac Jones is a pretty solid play uh for passing yards
currently with the Jaguars a A little sneaky because his number will
be low. He's also a good guy for a pick. I didn't build the interceptions parlay yesterday,
but I had it in my phone and I just didn't hit the button. I was like, no, I'm not going to play
this. But I was going to take Mack Jones for a pick, Jameis for a pick, Drew Locke for a pick,
and somebody else. I forgot who it was. Probably Will Levis or somebody.
But it didn't hit because I didn't play it.
And that's an irrelevant game.
Jets and Dolphins also, for the most part, an irrelevant game.
We didn't get Jonu Smith's receiving yards for the first time in a long time.
But somehow, this dude, who had zero yards going into overtime, got 45 yards in overtime
and just narrowly missed his point total or his yard total.
But the Dolphins stay alive.
The Dolphins get to play the Texans here soon,
and they're probably going to beat the Texans because the Texans aren't very good.
But the Dolphins needed that one desperately to stay alive.
It may have saved the coach's job at this point.
If they would have lost to the Jets, they may have just fired the coach at that point.
Jets are eliminated. They're a waste. But that game, amazingly, so when I went over to
Illinois early yesterday after the game started, I put in a bet for both Tua and Aaron Rodgers to
throw for 325 yards apiece. And because that game went to overtime, Tua marched them down the field and got
to the 325. I think Tua ended up throwing for like 330 or something. So he hit the 325. I had a live
bet on Jonu Smith. When I went over to Illinois, his number was at 20 and he had zero. And obviously
in overtime, he had a big overtime, so that hit. But as far as the Dolphins go look if they can somehow get in they're kind
of scary unless they have to play outside in the cold in which case you'll beat the shit out of
them but if they could find a matchup somehow where they're not in the cold first they have
to get in and that's a long shot as well because all the teams in the wild card spot now are at
least at eight wins so I mean you're not really in it if you're
the Dolphins but the Dolphins are a team that could scare you with their offensive firepower
however the Dolphins are also a team that if you had to play them outside which as of right now
unless they played a team like the Texans like because the Texans are going to win the division
Texans are going to get a home playoff game and And if you're the Dolphins, you'd love to play inside there. But outside of that, you'd have to go to a Kansas City, which will be cold. You've
done that before. You'd have to go outside and play against Buffalo. You'd be in those kind of
situations. You'd have to go outside and play against a Pittsburgh. So if the Dolphins were
to sneak in, they really aren't a threat to beat anybody because they're not going to beat anybody
outside. But they don't have to worry about it because there's, what, at least three teams with eight wins in the wildcard race right now in the AFC.
So you're way behind.
You're up against it.
So not much going on for the Dolphins.
But they are a fun team to prop bet.
I missed the A-chan receiving yards.
I got it right on the podcast, actually.
On the podcast, I said over 29.5 receiving yards for A-Chan.
He hit that.
He got to 31.
When I eventually put it in yesterday morning, it was 31.5,
so I missed it by half a yard.
But if you guys played it at 29.5, you got a winner, so congrats.
Falcons and Vikings.
I still don't think the Vikings are good.
Like, maybe I'm being a dick about it,
but I don't believe the Vikings are going to go anywhere
and beat anybody in the playoffs. they do have weapons and they're getting a lot out
of Addison they're getting a lot out of uh Jets they've got playmakers if they don't turn the
ball over and that's again that's an easy basic fucking thing to say because everybody says that
if they don't turn the ball over they can beat anybody sure but when Sam Darnold was turning the ball over they were awful but now the last handful of games he don't turn the ball over, they can beat anybody. Sure. But when Sam Darnold was
turning the ball over, they were awful. But now the last handful of games, he hasn't turned the
ball over and they're moving the ball down the field and they're putting up numbers and they're
beating people. The Falcons are in a free fall, which pisses me off about the Saints even more
because the Saints are in this awful middling space. I'm going to rant on the Saints here for
a second. So by the way, Kirk Cousins, who about two months ago I said early candidate for MVP, holy shit, Kirk's fallen off a cliff.
I was wrong. He sucks. He's injured. He's broken. Still good for passing yards. He put up a lot of
those, so thank you very much, Kirk. And that game easily combined for 500 passing yards. I think it
was close to 700 passing yards, so that was fun. Atlanta's always going to
give up yards and Kirk's going to throw for his, but the Falcons have fallen off a cliff. I don't
think Tampa's very good, but they're going to pretty much run away with that division at this
point. But when I look at the goddamn Saints, they're in this horrible middling spot where
they're not going to be bad enough, more than likely to get a great draft pick, something in
the top 10, 8, 7, 6,
somewhere in that range. Probably not. Although their schedule does get tougher here for the last
handful of games. This is their last easy game. They play the Giants. But the goddamn Saints,
who had, I believe, what is it, two one-score losses to the Falcons. They lost on a field goal
to the Falcons. They were in it with Tampa. Now, then they got blown out in the second half,
so you can't really count that. The Eagles, who are maybe the best team in the NFC,
the Saints had them beaten at home and couldn't hang on. This is the worst case scenario for being
a fan of a team. They're not good, and they're not good enough to do anything for you. They're
not bad enough to get you Shadur Sanders or somebody like that. So what are you? You're just middling.
So then yesterday, the Saints, they beat arguably the worst team in the NFL, the Giants. Considering
who the backup quarterback is, they don't have a starting quarterback. Arguably, the worst team in
the NFL is the Giants. You go to their place and you have to get a missed field goal at the end to
prevent that
game from going to overtime. Like the Saints are a disaster. Now Derek Carr's out. So I'm not a
Derek Carr guy, but they're obviously better with Derek Carr than they are with Jake Hainer or
Spencer Rattler. So, but God damn you Saints. And then what's going to happen is they're going to
win just enough to not go out and hire a legitimate high-end candidate for head coach and they're
going to keep this slapdick special teams guy because the fans love that he yells at the players
on the fucking sideline because us Louisiana people are the biggest fucking simpletons this
side of Philadelphia if you have a coach on the sideline that to choose out a player we're like
that's our fucking guy go get him so somehow the Saints are going to end up winning like seven
games so they're not going to get a high draft pick or at least a very high draft pick.
Then they're going to end up retaining this Rizzy dude that the special teams coach.
They're already keeping the fucking GM who's terrible and has been kicking the can down
the road for years and years and years as it relates to the roster.
And then we're going to be right back here in the same spot with slapdick Derek Carr
and some dickhead special teams coach as the head coach
and the same asshole GM that we've had forever.
I hate the Saints so goddamn much.
But congrats on beating the worst team in the NFL, arguably.
I mean, the Giants are at least on the Mount Rushmore of the awful teams in the NFL.
My God, Saints.
Speaking of awful teams, the Panthers have played better football lately,
and Bryce Young has actually played extremely well.
And if his man holds on to that deep ball that ended up being an incomplete pass late in the game,
they would have taken the lead over the Eagles,
and I would have gotten my over in Bryce Young passing yards,
which a dude's been slinging lately.
I keep telling you that the Eagles are a Super Bowl contender in the NFC,
and they're at 11-2, so I'm not going to shy away from that.
But their Super Bowl contenderness is all hinging on whether or not
Saquon Barkley can just run his balls off.
Because if it comes down to Jalen Hurts having to throw the ball to beat teams,
it's probably not going to happen.
Because Jalen Hurts isn't good.
We keep talking about this.
He's fine.
He's okay.
But you're starting to deal with a little bit of drama and filling out.
Guys like A.J. Brown, certified mental case.
If A.J. Brown doesn't start getting his touches,
he's going to continue to melt down.
They don't like the fact that they can't move the ball in the air.
So Saquon Barkley, MVP of the league.
If you want to start looking at guys and you want to make MVP cases, there is no greater case for the MVP than what you see out of the Eagles.
They literally have a bottom third quarterback in the league.
Maybe that's a bit much, but is he in the top half?
I mean, there's a lot of bad quarterbacks, so of course, like, okay, fine.
But as far as being a passing quarterback in the NFL goes,
not a guy who can run around for you, not a guy who's a touchdown vulture
who lets Saquon get you down to the one only to have them push you into the end zone.
Not that. I'm saying if you had to start a team and you're like I need a quarterback who can sling the rock where would Jalen Hurts fall in there he ain't very good he's fine but
he ain't that good so now what you do now you don't dismiss them because they keep winning
but if you want to look at a talk about the fact that the Eagles
are doing what they're doing is almost miraculous because they don't really have a passing game.
They've dealt with injuries at wide receiver up and down throughout the year. The quarterback's
not a very good thrower. And then you throw in the fact that the coach is probably a doofus who
was on his way out two months ago. Now they've just gotten super hot and they're not going to
whack him. Of course, like it's kind of. Throw in the fact that they're in a pretty weak division too.
But like it's pretty miraculous that the Eagles are where the Eagles are at 11-2.
Now, could they have lost that game yesterday?
Sure.
Dude holds on to that, rolls into the end zone.
That's the lead for the Panthers.
That's not a good Panthers team.
And that's at your place and you struggled to win that game.
All that said, where we sit right now
with the eagles is i still view them as a contender you look around the nfc i said the lions which
everyone knows i hate the fucking lions at this point they're like on that chief's level like i'm
getting sick of seeing them but they're great to bet on they got great prop bet guys and they're
a contender i think the packers despite losing to the lions, and they're a contender. I think the Packers, despite losing
to the Lions, the Packers are a contender. I like the quarterback. I like the quarterback's weapons.
They're a contender. And then I look at the Eagles and I'm like, look, if Saquon gives you a buck 50,
let's go. Now I missed my Saquon bet yesterday because he had no catches, which is very rare
for Saquon. I said, take 129 rushing and receiving yards. I think he had no catches, which is very rare for Saquon. I said take 129 rushing and
receiving yards. I think he had 125 rushing and zero receiving. That should have been a hit.
We were robbed of that one. When does Saquon Barkley not have at least one catch for 10,
15 yards? Give me a fucking break. But if they're not able to move the ball in the air,
I don't know that they're going to be able to beat teams in the playoffs. But as of right now, they're a contender because Saquon Barkley is the MVP
of the league. There is not a better candidate. Don't give me Josh Allen. Allen was great slinging
the ball against the Rams. They lost yesterday. Great game, fun game, back and forth, tons of
yards, tons of points. But if you take Saquon, now, again, the argument could be,
well, what happens if you take this guy off of any team?
Well, if you take the starting quarterback off of any team,
that team is going to be worse.
You take Derek Carr from the Saints, and the Saints are worse.
Derek Carr is not very good, but if you take him off the Saints,
they have Jake Hayner.
So obviously, the starting quarterback is the most important player on any team.
That said, without Saquon Barkley, where the hell would the Eagles be?
Saquon Barkley is legitimately the MVP of the league,
and he's doing it consistently week in, week out.
Like Derrick Henry's kind of disappeared.
Early on, it was Derrick Henry.
Saquon Barkley is the MVP of the league.
Browns and Steelers, Jameis looked more Jameis-like this week.
He's not the same Jameis we saw on Monday throwing for 500 yards
against the Broncos.
Steelers may be the best team in the AFC.
When you just look at complete team, their defense is solid.
They were without George Pickens, which hurt one of our props yesterday,
obviously, but they were without George Pickens.
So offensively, they sputtered a little bit.
It wasn't as good of a day as we've seen.
You lose your number one target, that's going to happen,
but they still dominated the game for the most part,
and I think the Steelers, you get them in the playoffs,
and you got Rusty, who's got experience in that spot.
If you have healthy George Pickens,
if they're able to run the ball with Jalen and with Naj that's a solid team like and you look around the AFC like if they lined up against the Chiefs
I think they could beat the Chiefs I think a lot of fucking teams could beat the Chiefs there's
been a handful of teams that should have beaten them the last couple weeks but they keep getting
these goddamn miracles blocked kicks penalties on the last play of the game goal post shots that go
in like all anything that can go wrong for these teams against the Chiefs the last play of the game, goalpost shots that go in, like anything that
can go wrong for these teams against the Chiefs. The Chiefs, for the fact that they have one loss,
they could have five losses. They could have six losses. So Pittsburgh, I think Pittsburgh could
beat them. Raiders and Bucs, Bucs are more than likely going to win that division, despite the
fact there's still only one game up on the Falcons.
The Falcons have fallen off a cliff, so Buccaneers are there.
Do I think if everybody's healthy for the Bucs and they get into a playoff game in the right matchup,
I mean, they're going to get a home game because they're going to win the division.
So could they be the type of team that would surprise?
I think they could if you're looking for kind of a shot-in-the-dark type of team.
If Baker gets it going, doesn't turn the ball over and can sling it a little bit.
Mike Evans always putting up his numbers.
They got a good one-two punch in the backfield with White nerving.
Obviously, they lost their receiver earlier in the year, Godwin, which was a huge piece.
But as they stand right now, I think they could upset somebody in the NFC.
Let's see, Seahawks and Cardinals.
I don't buy the Cardinals at all.
Seahawks, again, they're a team kind of like Tampa.
They got the kind of like Rebuild, not Rebuild, but the Reclamation Project at quarterback.
Geno is kind of their baker.
They've got elite, elite players.
What do I tell you?
Every week they keep bumping
up the yardage total for Jackson Smith and Jigba keep taking Jackson Smith and Jigba this guy is a
fucking beast just I mean he's always open he's kind of like what Lockett used to be for them
like like you blink and Lockett would have you know a touchdown in like 80 yards when he and
Rusty were playing together uh and Lockett's still there, obviously, but he's like new Lockett. And it kind of takes away from DK, who only had 49 yards
yesterday. I know this because if he would have had 50, I would have hit a damn parlay. So I
missed that by a yard. But Seahawks are scary. And the weird thing about the Seahawks, and this
is kind of a scheduling quirk thing, they're 5-1 on the road. So they're a solid
road team. And again, that's kind of matchups will play into that, of course. I mean, I don't put a
ton of stock in that. But the Seahawks have a very good possibility of winning that division. They'll
get a home playoff game. So I like the Seahawks. Do I think they're winning the Super Bowl? No.
But I like Geno and he's slinging I love their weapons
I mean their weapons are bonkers yeah just the combo of Smith and Jigba DK and I brought up
Lockett he's still just sort of hanging out there he can make plays too for him so I'm all about
like I dig that team a lot Cardinals they were cute for a little bit but the Cardinals are dead
Rams and Bills we mentioned that a little bit it was a fun shootout. The game seems closer than it was.
I mean, at one point, the Bills were down 31-14 in the second half. So I don't know that we should
sit here and act like the Bills were, like this was some great shootout back and forth. In reality,
the Bills were down a ton. Josh had to throw a ton. And that's how they got back into the game.
But another guy you should always take for his receiving yards is Puka Nakua.
He had 162 yesterday.
Dude's a monster.
One of my favorite bets to take, it involves the Rams.
And I usually get it for good value.
I think yesterday the value was plus 300 or something.
It's for Puka and Cooper Cup to each have 20 receiving yards
in each half of the game, which hits easily.
You've got two quarters for those two dudes with Matt Stafford at home
to get 20 yards and a half.
It's a layup.
So that's a fun team too.
Do they have any more against Seattle?
Those would be fun games.
I like Seattle and the Rams.
Let me see what their schedule looks like.
So the rest of the way, they've got the 49ers, the Jets, the Cardinals,
and they end the season at home against the Seahawks.
So 49ers, winnable game.
Jets, clearly a winnable game.
Cardinals, a winnable game.
It may come down to that game against Seattle for the division.
It could.
Again, they're down a game on them, obviously.
But I like the
Rams, too. I just enjoy watching them play. I like Puka. Bears and Niners, waste of time. But I told
you there'd be a big game from George Kittle. I didn't know it'd be 151 yards for George Kittle.
But that was an easy hit. And I told you, take his longest reception as well. And his longest
reception was an easy play. It was over 21 and a half yards, which he hits every week. So I said to take that. He did. This game means nothing to me as it relates to the 49ers. I still
think they suck. Bears, we know they suck. I didn't know that Caleb would be that bad, but he was.
And then last night, the Chargers and the Chiefs, the Chargers should have won that game. They
outscored them 17 to six in the second half. But as is the case for the chiefs, miracles tend to happen for
them and luck bounces their way. And maybe eventually their luck will run out. I'm tired
of seeing them. I hate them. Uh, as of right now, they are the super bowl favorite. I get it.
And I get that everybody wins games by one score. Like they're not the only ones,
but I think I read somewhere that if you flip the results of one score games, the Chiefs
would be like near the bottom of the league.
I just, I hate them so much.
And people talk shit to me all the time.
Like, oh, you think the Chiefs are going to win it?
They get lucky and the refs are in their pocket.
Well, I'll take the team that's getting lucky and the refs are in their pocket then.
Why would I stop taking a team if the refs are in their pocket?
That means they're going to win.
So, but I despise them. I hate that team so much. I like the chart. Now,
maybe if Ladd-McConkie plays, maybe that's a different game. I don't know. I mean, obviously
it is. I mean, offensively, for the most part, the Chargers had long stretches of ineptitude last
night. You lose your number one playmaker, of course it's going to make a difference.
You know, just like if you're Pittsburgh and George Pickens is out, that's a huge loss.
Losing Ladd McConkie is a huge loss for the Chargers.
Is that why they lost the game?
Maybe not.
I mean, they took the lead late and they couldn't get a stop.
But either way, I hate the Chiefs.
Chargers will be fun in the playoffs when they get McConkie back, though.
That'll be fun.
All right, so there's your NFL recap from this week.
And I will get to some more stuff in a little bit.