The Josh Innes Show - Nikki Glaser Has Become The Most Annoying Human

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

I used to love Nikki Glaser. She used to give off these IDGAF vibes that I really enjoyed. Then the Tom Brady Roast happened and she became uninteresting. Last night she did an intro video for Sunday Night Football. A grown ass woman having that level of obsession with Taylor Swift is very weird. We have a story of an old man losing a lot of cash because he thought he was in a relationship with a WWE Superstar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can I tell you another person that's annoying? Well, I'm just kind of going off on this. I understand it's football Monday, and I'll get into a lot of that stuff throughout the day too. But someone I used to really like, and now I think is the most insufferable fucking person on the planet, is Nikki Glazer. I used to love this chick.

Like, I thought she was, like, smutty and funny and, like, kind of sneaky hot. And then she started getting all airbrushed and was, like, legitimately hot. And I'm like, I find this chick to be, She'll say whatever. She's just filthy. And like I like it.

Like it felt sort of like an authentic filthiness about her that I enjoyed. It didn't feel like a stretch. It didn't feel like a reach. And I laughed. Then what happened is she ended up on the Tom Brady roast. And everybody knew who the fuck Nikki Glazer was. You know? Kind of like, you know, when like if, you know, your band saw Nickelback before, you know, Silver Side Up.

And then they became this big thing and you're like, fuck Nickelback. I liked him before. Like maybe that's how I am with Nikki Glazer. But the problem is she's everywhere, and she's the kind of celebrity that I hate, because now, like, she's just a celebrity. You know what I mean? Like, she seems like a celebrity. And what's wild is, like, her boyfriend, this guy that's been her longtime boyfriend forever, they had a reality show for a year, I think, during the Rona. And they've been together forever.

They're St. Louis people. Like, I'm friends with her boyfriend's brother, who's a comedian. Wonderful guy, right? And Nikki Glazer apparently used to come up to the radio station in St. Louis all the time, whatever. Somewhere along the way, I went from adoring this chick to just being sick of fucking seeing her. Then last night, it's Sunday night football. Of course, you got to listen to the Sunday night anthem. Got to get yourself all revved up for the old Sunday night, the SNA, baby, the Sunday night anthem,

which sounds like it does every fucking year, but apparently it's new enough to piss some people off. So then there's like an intro to the game that's Nikki Glazer wearing like a sparkly, chiefs thing because by the way everybody's apparently from Missouri now now that the chiefs got good did you ever notice everybody's from fucking Missouri you didn't know who anybody from Missouri was 10 years ago 11 12 13 years ago when Andy Reid got to Kansas City you had no idea what celebrities were from Kansas City fast forward to now every one of these fucking people is from st. Louis or Kansas City and if they're from St. Louis they claim to be chiefs fan that's just what these people fucking do they are like they're like the newest group of people that are just fucking annoying like it's

Like, at least with Philadelphia, these are people you've known as Philly people forever. They're kind of loyal to the whole situation. Like, Bradley Cooper, like you know Bradley Cooper or you know Shane Gillis, right? Or fucking Mike Trout or whomever. Like the people that are diehard Philadelphia people are people you've known are diehard Philadelphia people. Like every day there's some new person that's, oh, by the way, I'm from, you know, Missouri and I love the Chiefs. You know, I grew up, I've always loved the Chiefs. Every one of these fucking people loves the goddamn Chiefs.

So I'm watching this intro And let me see if I can find it I mean bless her heart This chick is Like she has gone from being like The fun kind of like you found her kind of relatable And all that to the point that now like She's just in this this Howard Stern group of people

That are just like But she feels like someone who's not really in the group She's just kind of the jock sniffer of the group She got to go to the Taylor weddings That's a pretty big fucking deal Let's see here Let's see if we can listen to this I mean, just dreadful.

Like her weird obsession with Taylor Swift and like, it's all just fucking gross, man. Let's see here. Nikki Glazer. Let's see. Sunday night football. Let's see if we have this video. I imagine it's up there.

Maybe it's not. Oh, well. No, I guess it's not up there on the tube of you. But yeah, she ends up in this, in this Tom Brady roast. Whole world knows who she is. Now she's one of these elitist fucking celebrities who's just like playing grab ass with Taylor Swift.

Once you get into that world, you're not a relatable human anymore. Like I have no interest in you. And look, and maybe we all want to do that. Like that's kind of the debate is, you know, Howard Stern, back in the day, used to fight against all these celebrity types.

And like a lot of the people who get angry about what Stern is now go, this guy used to rail on all these celebrities and now he's part of it. Like he'd probably be friends with all these people. He'd probably be friends with fucking O.J. and Ted Kennedy and all these people he used to shit on because like, it's what he does now. He has sold out. I don't even know that he's fucking sold out. I think the reality is this guy just always wanted to be part of this group.

And now because, you know, he does long form interviews with Bruce Springsteen and agrees with them politically, now they're like best friends. Like that's the thing, man. I know I'm kind of all over the place here this morning. After my, you know, drunken ramblings last night, now here I am on Monday morning talking about all this shit. Again, it just kind of stream of consciousness. It comes and it goes and it comes and it goes.

But that guy always wanted to be the sellout. He always wanted to be in that group. That's why he lashed out at these people. When he couldn't get into that group, that's why he was friends with the Corey Feldman's and these people and the grandpa Al Lewis is of the world and the Danny Bonaduchis these are the people that would come on a show. But he always wanted to be

in that group of celebrities. He wanted to be the elitist guy that does his show from his basement in the Hamptons. That's what he's always wanted to be, and now he can. He's friends with this elite group of people and they do a show that doesn't really appeal to the average person. So when people come out

and they go, can you believe that Howard Stern, who made his name on the backs of these people? Yeah, he did. He used you. he used everybody and now he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire like i was on hb o max the day and apparently his show is on there i'm like what show he does a show once a fucking week he does like three shows a fucking month like what show of howard sterns is on hbo max what is he doing and it's like like i don't know and by the way i'm not asking you to come out and be like hey um you know keep throwing bologna on people's asses and shit like i understand

evolution and and you know things have to change that's kind of part of the game you know but the idea that you're just like hey i hate everything i once did and if you like that you're a piece of shit it's like bro like those people are the reason why you the reason why you make a hundred million dollars to work like 30 hours a year is because of those dopes that were truck drivers and construction workers and people that listened to you and thought that you were representing them when in reality, you were on a quest to just get rich and then abandon these people so you can play grab ass with fucking Nikki Glazer. So fairly inauthentic.

Well, Sophie, if you'd like to talk about unauthentic things, you know, Sophie Cunning. Look, everybody's inauthentic to some degree. You know, Sophie Cunningham is playing a role that she needs to play to appease these right-wing people that have made her a celebrity while not completely alienating everyone else. So she has some sort of deniability in this. She has plausible deniability that she's like, I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm just like, I like to shake my eyes and dance.

And I play basketball. And, yeah. Well, that's what she can do. Because she can, you know, play. She can deny that she's appealing to any group. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's like, oh, by the way, here I am being the ring girl at the UFC. Last time I checked when you go to the UFC fights,

there aren't a ton of, you know, Biden people at the UFC. C fights. That's not exactly that audience. Those aren't Camilla. Camilla people. They're not. They're not there. So she knows what she's doing. And look, and her little moment will come and go. It's already, like, she's already on the downside of the 15 minutes of fame thing.

It's already fizzled out. Hey, credit to the right wing people, they appear to be moved on from the boys playing girls sports thing. That had its moment. Now I don't really hear about all that much anymore. So that completely pointless fucking fight that is not some sort of huge national issue that right-wing people made a huge fucking national issue that didn't really matter. Now, that could change. But at this very moment, it's not a huge deal.

It doesn't really matter yet. That was like the biggest talking point in the world. We got to ignore the fact that, you know, it's $5 to put a tank of gas in the car. So what can we yell about? What can we use to distract them over here? Did you know that there could be boys playing girls' sports? Oh my God, really? Let's yell about this on Facebook.

Speaking of, God, I've got to find this story. A couple weeks, was it a week or so ago? Jilly sent me some story about somebody getting scammed by who they thought was Ria Ripley, the wrestler. Hold on. Let me see if I could find this. This seems like a real winner of a story. Let's see, Ria Ripley. Let's see.

Aha. Let's see. A 64-year-old man. was swindled at a $42,700 by a person or persons pretending to be WWE wrestler Ria Ripley online in March, according to the Pennsylvania State Police. And I mean this respectfully. I feel like Pennsylvania is the type of place where somebody would get swindled by someone claiming to be Ria Ripley.

Let me see if I can find the actual details of this story. Let's see here. Ria Ripley. I am also aware I'm all over the place. All right, let's see. Person posing this W.W.E. Star, Ria Ripley, in $42,000 online scam. Here we go. A man is accused of scamming over $42,000 off someone pretending to be famed WWE superstar Ria Ripley.

Authorities say people, the police, are looking into the crime as a theft by deception. Well, no shit. Most thefts are by deception. A release from police said A person portrayed themselves as Ripley online to get money from the victim. Well, no shit. Give me some details.

What the fuck's the... Like, I need to know what this person did. Like, what, like, I need to know how this person ended up giving $42,000 to what he thought or who he thought was Ria Ribley. 64-year-old man, probably a fucking moron. I get that, maybe a horn dog.

I really hope, though, that this is some, you know, person that thought that Ria Ripley was in love. with him. And I get more details. Stop showing me MSN stories. MSN's the fucking worst. All right, let's see here. According to Pennsylvania,

the man was reportedly tricked into sending online payments to the Ria Ripley impersonator. However, according to police, the victim refused to cooperate with their investigation. So he's like, nope, because it's not real,

because Ria Ripley does love me. I sent $40,000 to Ria Ripley and we're in love, and she needed my $40,000, and I'm not going to on my lady. Ria Ripley, her real name Demi Bennett is a 29-year-old

Australian professor, blah, blah, blah, blah. In 2024, scammers posing his WVE superstar Alexa Bliss swindled a 79-year-old man out of almost a million in retirement savings, including his granddaughter's college family. Again. Oh, now, this is great. The man was absolutely convinced

that he was in a romantic relationship with Bliss, so much so that even though Bliss never actually communicated with him by audio or video, he still refused to believe she wasn't real. There was nothing we could do to convince him, his son said. For her part, Alexa Bliss has issued multiple warnings to her fans online about repeatedly used by impostors in money scams. Several other wrestlers, including Liv Morgan and Becky Lynch,

have also posted on social media to warn fans. It's like, hey, if you're a 79-year-old man, I don't want to fuck you and I don't need your money. signed Alexa Bliss. Again, old people shouldn't be allowed on the internet. That's, you know, one of my big thoughts. You know, I offer this thought many times. Old people should not be allowed on the internet.

That's how you lose a million dollars in retirement savings to some scammer pretending to be Rearibli. And I try to, like, have it go through my mind here. Like, I try to put myself in the situation and I ask, all right, so what happens? Like I get a message probably on Facebook, right? That has to be where these come from because that's the place a 79-year-old man or a 64-year-old man would be, right? So let's say you're on Facebook and you get a message. You're like, oh, I got a message. I never get messages.

This is nice. And you open up the message. And the message is from WWE superstar Ria Ripley. And your first thought, which should be, well, this is obviously. bullshit because there's no reason Ria Ripley should be sending me a message. But it's not your first thought. Your first thought is, oh, wow,

it's Ria Ripley of the W.W.E. Now, you may not even know who Ria Ripley is because you're a 79-year-old man, or in this case, a 64-year-old man. So maybe you don't know who that is, so you click on it and, like, I don't know who you are. Like, I'm Ria Ripley,

wrestler person. And you're like, oh, you mean like Hulk Hogan? well yeah I do the same kind of stuff as Hulk Hogan yeah I'm kind of like that you know I'm a wrestler oh well I think you're kind of cute friend um what's going on you want a date and this guy's like well hell yeah are we in a relationship right now and she's like I think we are can you send me some cash he's like goddamn right I mean we might as well have a joint bank account we're lovers just I don't know how you get yourself into this. Like I can't, again, I feel bad when people get scammed or like, you know,

like someone like gets into their bank account and just steals their fucking money, you know. I feel bad for people in those situations because that's no good, you know, having your shit stolen like that. Like you didn't do anything wrong, presumably. Someone just found a way to get into your information or, you know, there's some sort of breach or some sort of hack or whatever. And they got all your shit, you know. And okay, fine.

But. it does, like that sucks. But when you're someone who just thinks they're in a relationship with Ria Ripley of the WWE because this person messaged you on the internet claiming to be Ria Ripley and is in love with you, like again, at no point do you just go, hey, this doesn't make a lick of fucking sense. Never. Not once do you do this. You just go, we're in love. Henrya Ripley are in love

and she's going to get me out of this town, Dad. Like, these people deserve to be scammed because I don't think age, like you should, it doesn't matter how old you are, you should never lose your sense of being able to detect bullshit, you know, or have common sense.

No matter how old you are, you should never be in a situation where you go, you know what, this person who's 29 years old and is a WWE superstar needs $42,000 from me. And you know what? She found me because she loves me. Does she know you?

No. Have you ever met? No. Have you ever talked outside of messaging? No. But she's in love with me and I got to send her the money. I can't miss out on this opportunity. Because maybe there's a chance that it is real.

And what if I don't give her the money? And she says, you don't love me. I'm leaving you. I will find someone who actually loves me. But this person lost $42,000. I guess it could be worse, though. I didn't know that story about the Alexa Bliss guy. The Alexa Bliss guy, he lost a million dollars

and a granddaughter's college fund. She was going to go to some fancy school. She was going to go down there and do keg stands and shit. She had her pick of whatever school she wanted to go to. And now Alexa Bliss has all that money, God damn it. Not least someone pretending to be Alexa Bliss has all that money. Old people, man. You know, bless their heart.

hearts. But think all the commercials, out of all the commercials that are on Fox News for these fucking old people, you would think that one of them would be about, hey, if someone claims to be a professional wrestler that wants to be in a relationship with you, it's not real. You're being scammed, you dumb old person. But nope, it's just commercials about, you know, turning your cash into gold or gold into cash and, you know, getting your Donald Trump Bible and sneakers. But what they should be doing is public service announcements for these old people on the

internet. Dear old people on the internet, stop responding to celebrities who say they're in love with you. They're not. Ria Ripley does not need your money. She's not in love with you. She's not going to sex you. You will remain lonely. It's okay. Watch some shit on the hub and go about your day. And don't click on the ads that say they will add four inches. They will not add four inches. I repeat, those truck stop pills they're trying to sell you will not make your cock grow any so don't click on that that will also give your computer cancer so don't do it anyway more to come